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Jason's ungodly ability to make jokes with a perfectly straight face "Something Brian is very familiar with" "Hearthstone?" "Why didn't you just say shit ticket?"
When I was a forest monk we would used the dry stalk as a hand spindle. You would use the spindle on a soft wood board and with some vigorous spinning you'll get a little baby coal. All that is left is to dois blow the coal into life.
I literally jumped for joy when I saw this video!!! I've been on a big scam school/modern rogue binge lately, and also on a mullein videos binge as well as foraging. The fact these two things have now overlapped is so exciting for me!
As a grower and many year user of this plant up here in Oregon. I can confirm this episode! I've been growing this plant in my yard for years and using it.. The one thing they didn't cover and most likely won't cover is.. It's also a lung anti inflammatory. It can be dried and smoked to help clean and sooth lung/throat congestion.. Yes, it will make you cough, but that's the point. it almost 'scrubs' out the throat and lungs and allows you to get all the crap up and out. People around here do brew it, and it's also a common additive in "herbal cigarettes" The only thing I feel I should say is.. Negative side effects of it's use is 1. If you have hay fever or some form of plant allergy, it could trigger that since it's well.. a plant.. and possible side effect 2. it just won't work. That's all. Either it will work, or it won't. I smoke it myself.. I have mild asthma, and honestly this stuff helps me. (not saying it'll help everyone. it works for me). and some days it works, others it don't.. It also loves dry places. Most common area's to find it is around railroad tracks in the rocks. and if you hit the stock. the seeds go everywhere.. I started with 2 plants I grabbed, now I have a forest of the stuff in my backyard, and I love it.
Cool fact about Mullin is that you can shake the seeds out of dead head stalks and pound them into powder, which will not poison fish but mess with their gills somehow and make them float to the top (this is highly illegal, please don't do this unless you're actually starving)
I still haven't used mullein leaves as shit tickets, but I have used mullein leaf tea to treat congested lungs, and it works! Do be sure to verify that you don't have an allergy to it before trying anything with it.
This plant is Amazing! You can do everything with it! Like, wipe your butt or set it on fire…. I mean anything is possible with this incredible wonderplant! Like, you can set it on fire or wipe your butt with it. There are literally Millions of uses for this plant, including butt wiping and setting it on fire. If you ever find yourself in a survive off the land situation, pray that you come across this Miracle plant. With which you can do wondrous feats, such as….. set it on fire and wipe your butt.
Wow, episode about butt wiping but also they immediately call out Rhett and Link in the first few seconds... Feels like they're tempting the TH-cam gods.
The only reason I had any idea what "bog roll" would be is because of Aqualung. In the namesake song the titular character is described as going "down to the bog" and warming his feet.
More if these! I am way into medicinal plants. Also, you can indeed smoke Mullein. People do smoke it for asthma, and I have smoked it for respiratory infections. That smoke is harsh, but you do seem to cough up a lot of mucus afterward.
Fun fact: German medieval botanist Hildegard von Bingen called mullein "wullein", which means as much as wooly herb (might be where the name originates?). Yet another (although seldomly used) name would be "bacon root" because the root turns red and tastes similar to bacon when cooked. -- The substance in the seeds said to be toxic to fish is called Saponin and can be used as a detergent because it reduces the surface tension of water, letting it soak into fibres more easily.
had mullein growing in our yard back when i was in new mexico, I'd cut mugwort or gana with it and smoke it after drying it, it's pleasant and feels very fluffy when inhaled
The seed pods were used for fishing as well but look and make sure it’s not illegal where you live because it’s incredibly effective to the point of population damage
can confirm that bog roll is in common usage. additionally the toilet is sometimes referred to as the bog. also: kitchen roll is sometimes called elephant bog roll or EBR.
In all honesty, we don't really call it bog roll over here in the uk anymore. At least I've not heard it called that for a long time. The most common is either loo roll or just toilet paper
Perhaps from inhaling all of the many toxic fumes over the years, or possibly from the myriad traumatic brain injuries suffered, but I feel like these guys are losing IQ points as this channel soldiers on...
2:56 Brian: nobody knows Me: the trouble I’ve seen I’m now half expecting to see Brian redo his “History of Fire Eating” routine using Mullein torches 🤣
I find it deeply sad that the designated adult on the Modern Rogue understands HIPAA better than some elected government officials. *Cough* Marjorie Taylor Greene *Cough* Edit: I should probably clarify, she wasn't elected. Her opposition left and she won my default.
With the Olympics happening you should have had the Modern Rogue Olympics with events like lockpicking, making prison food, Atlatl throwing, Medievel War Wrestling, Parkour, etc.
Aaw! I wanted to hear about the Bogglins and Madballs. Maybe the discussion would have led to Popples, Garbage Pail Kids, and Ghost Busters toys! Back to the TP plant...
Ive actually used this when out on very long camping trips as toilet paper, and I have to say, it works really well and feels just as soft as more premium toilet paper brands. Just don't wipe too hard or it might rip 😬
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Please make the Prison drink bombay
ive had a Utili-key for a long time and have to say i love them they take up no space and when you need it its there.
Got mine injr high just make shur you get made in usa version fit and polish is better made in China version snapped main rivet.
now i want some jalapeno pineapple soda
@@lordorion5776 it sounds 🔥🤤😜
This whole video has big "kindergarten teacher with the two remedial kids" energy.
I agree and I hate it
"I'm trying to protect you from yourselves"
I don't know hat you pay her, but it isn't enough...
"Im protecting you from yourselves" That is a monumental uphill fight with these 2.
"So easy a modern rogue can do it" needs to become a slogan cause it too perfect! 🤣
"Thats what the axe is for"
(Brian noticing Jason has an axe and slowly takes it away) 😂
I’m saying “sh*t ticket” for the rest of my life now 😂😂
oh yea.. next time the restroom is out I'm yelling for more "sh*t tickets*
@@chaossdragon "We need another bog roll in here!"
"Another what?"
"Bog roll...You know...bog roll!"
"What?"
"SHIT TICKETS!!!"
When you read butt wipeing, and see the fire sticks... and think it makes sense, that's how you know you've been here for a while
Dude, I did like a 1000-take reading the video title and was convinced this is just butt wipeing
I love Corey in the background when they open the door about 2 and a half minutes in, his face seems to say "Aw Hell, what now?"
Jason's ungodly ability to make jokes with a perfectly straight face
"Something Brian is very familiar with"
"Hearthstone?"
"Why didn't you just say shit ticket?"
When I was a forest monk we would used the dry stalk as a hand spindle. You would use the spindle on a soft wood board and with some vigorous spinning you'll get a little baby coal. All that is left is to dois blow the coal into life.
"When I was a forest monk" excuse me
I too am a Forest munk
I mean that's a cool story, but I feel like you skipped over a much more fascinating one.
hearing anyone (even in pun form) remind people to use the term "sex workers" makes my heart grow three sizes
This video should have been made a year and a half ago when TP was selling for $20 a roll.
From the way things are going it’ll be that much again soon
That fucking giggle at 2:39 when she told them not to walk through any poison ivy and Jason says "No promises, Bryan's got flip-flops!" killed me.
i love that Brian's first thought is roving surveyors hiding in the bushes and marking the land to claim eminent domain over the Modern Rogue HQ.
I can feel this women's stress level rise as she tries to keep these guys on track.
I literally jumped for joy when I saw this video!!! I've been on a big scam school/modern rogue binge lately, and also on a mullein videos binge as well as foraging. The fact these two things have now overlapped is so exciting for me!
"Use the entire buffalo" broke me XD
And yes, we Brits do call it "bog roll"
Annaliese should just start next time by saying she has a quest for two noble sirs. Might work better lol.
As a grower and many year user of this plant up here in Oregon. I can confirm this episode!
I've been growing this plant in my yard for years and using it.. The one thing they didn't cover and most likely won't cover is.. It's also a lung anti inflammatory. It can be dried and smoked to help clean and sooth lung/throat congestion.. Yes, it will make you cough, but that's the point. it almost 'scrubs' out the throat and lungs and allows you to get all the crap up and out.
People around here do brew it, and it's also a common additive in "herbal cigarettes" The only thing I feel I should say is.. Negative side effects of it's use is 1. If you have hay fever or some form of plant allergy, it could trigger that since it's well.. a plant.. and possible side effect 2. it just won't work. That's all. Either it will work, or it won't. I smoke it myself.. I have mild asthma, and honestly this stuff helps me. (not saying it'll help everyone. it works for me). and some days it works, others it don't.. It also loves dry places. Most common area's to find it is around railroad tracks in the rocks. and if you hit the stock. the seeds go everywhere.. I started with 2 plants I grabbed, now I have a forest of the stuff in my backyard, and I love it.
I love that Annaliese had to keep telling them not to eat it.
I didn't want to hear the modern rogue call someone sus today.
Annalise once again singlehandedly saving the MRs. I love the chalkboard drawing
My grandma taught me all sorts of useful wild plants, mullein wasn't one she showed me, but we had lambs ear for the TP and for bandages
Cool fact about Mullin is that you can shake the seeds out of dead head stalks and pound them into powder, which will not poison fish but mess with their gills somehow and make them float to the top (this is highly illegal, please don't do this unless you're actually starving)
'You don't have to fold and double-wipe'
Have you seen the prices on toilet paper? I'm absolutely 'using the entire buffalo'
"look, I've had an infant... You learn to use the entire buffalo."
As a father, I think there was something missing in between there...
I still haven't used mullein leaves as shit tickets, but I have used mullein leaf tea to treat congested lungs, and it works! Do be sure to verify that you don't have an allergy to it before trying anything with it.
I was hoping someone would point this out. Mullein is great for your lungs.
This plant is Amazing! You can do everything with it! Like, wipe your butt or set it on fire…. I mean anything is possible with this incredible wonderplant! Like, you can set it on fire or wipe your butt with it. There are literally Millions of uses for this plant, including butt wiping and setting it on fire. If you ever find yourself in a survive off the land situation, pray that you come across this Miracle plant. With which you can do wondrous feats, such as….. set it on fire and wipe your butt.
I don't think this is what the community had in mind when they asked for "medicinal plants you burn"
Mulein is smokable
@@primatte4552 Oh, on God? 😈
@@skwaab what?
@@primatte4552 They're speaking teenager. Allow me to translate... Oh, for real? I'm gonna do that.
@@primatte4552 "on God" is short for "do you swear by the name of our one God, Jehova" meaning 'seriously?'
The Finnish word for the group of these plants is "tulikukat", which translates as "fire flowers".
in german they are "Königskerze" - kings candle
Jason saying "Hearthstone?" with as much conviction as he did sent my sides into orbit
I like the idea that they are just a crazy version of Ret and Link
rhett and link if they had been drafted and went awol to start their own shadow government
It seems you are also a random guy
Naw Rett and link are boring
Wow, episode about butt wiping but also they immediately call out Rhett and Link in the first few seconds... Feels like they're tempting the TH-cam gods.
The only reason I had any idea what "bog roll" would be is because of Aqualung. In the namesake song the titular character is described as going "down to the bog" and warming his feet.
I got in touch with my inner self the other day. But now that I know about this plant, I'm never buying single-ply toilet paper again!
I usually use a three leafed plant called "Toxicodendron radicans".
i would prefer the gympie gympie
More if these! I am way into medicinal plants. Also, you can indeed smoke Mullein. People do smoke it for asthma, and I have smoked it for respiratory infections. That smoke is harsh, but you do seem to cough up a lot of mucus afterward.
To have the limitless patience Ana Lisa has with these two blockheads
Judging by his reaction when she said, "Stop Waggling it, Brian!" I have a feeling it's not the first time someone has said that to him...
Fun fact: German medieval botanist Hildegard von Bingen called mullein "wullein", which means as much as wooly herb (might be where the name originates?). Yet another (although seldomly used) name would be "bacon root" because the root turns red and tastes similar to bacon when cooked. -- The substance in the seeds said to be toxic to fish is called Saponin and can be used as a detergent because it reduces the surface tension of water, letting it soak into fibres more easily.
The dislikers probably ran out of TP watching this.
had mullein growing in our yard back when i was in new mexico, I'd cut mugwort or gana with it and smoke it after drying it, it's pleasant and feels very fluffy when inhaled
Their faces at 11:37 after hearing "Im gonna need some help...". Specially Brian's face!
They just make my week, goddamit.
Great intro considering I had just come from watching some Good Mythical Morning. My worlds are colliding! 😅
The seed pods were used for fishing as well but look and make sure it’s not illegal where you live because it’s incredibly effective to the point of population damage
In where it was used most places only allowed once a year /2 years to allow population to repair in the body of water
This is awesome, I say do more videos on it since things we see every day can have a LOT of various uses, especially in more of an outdoorsy setting.
> More like Rhett & Kink
Dude you have no idea.
I love Jeff's shirt, for whatever reason it exists, i love it
Thanks!
can confirm that bog roll is in common usage. additionally the toilet is sometimes referred to as the bog. also: kitchen roll is sometimes called elephant bog roll or EBR.
The fact that you call your toilets a synonym of "swamp" certainly does not speak wonders about your hygiene
In all honesty, we don't really call it bog roll over here in the uk anymore. At least I've not heard it called that for a long time.
The most common is either loo roll or just toilet paper
Perhaps from inhaling all of the many toxic fumes over the years, or possibly from the myriad traumatic brain injuries suffered, but I feel like these guys are losing IQ points as this channel soldiers on...
Lol, like watching a monkey f*ck a football sometimes, but I do think some of it is a bit of an act for the lulz too.
I just hope they don't go full stupid and start chasing the lowest common denominator like the King of Random,but it doesn't seem to be going that way
I’m surprised by how well those torches worked, and the Nutella bit was hilarious!
"Think about what you'd want to wipe you butt with"....... Jason - "I got a list on my phone" LOLOLOLOL I laughed so hard.
0:55 Bring me a shrubbery!!
Dude, almost had a hart attack when Jason blew his nose...
Annaliese: "Bog Roll... You don't watcxh enough British TV". That nearly made me spit my drink on my keyboard!
2:56
Brian: nobody knows
Me: the trouble I’ve seen
I’m now half expecting to see Brian redo his “History of Fire Eating” routine using Mullein torches 🤣
Great there's a super helpful plant growing on our property, let's rip it up by its roots!
and then not use it... lol
The LOTR fan of me is upset that this wasn't king's Foil.
Analease and Cory are soo Mom and Dad. (btw sorry if I misspelled names) Making Brushwood & Murphy just the worst rebellious teens...
This feels like an improv skit,more then normally
Great episode, love the mischievous energy in this one (I too envy Rhett's hair, by the way)!
Please do more of these? You guys are awesome!!!
TH-cam knows we were meant to be together. Don't fight this.
Most anti-inflammatory agents act on Cox to something like Benadryl which suppresses allergies works on histamine so two different chemical pathways
I love mullein. It can be used to treat bronchial disorders and among yarrow and willow is among my favorite medicinal plants!
You guys did a video on one of my favorite plants!
you name dropped Rhett and Link and they're gonna come on an episode in like 2023
This is one of the most chaotic episodes I've seen recently
"Why didnt you just say shit ticket" got me rolling a lil bit too hard
It is better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war.
"doot doot doot doot bombtrack" absolutely broke me xD
I find it deeply sad that the designated adult on the Modern Rogue understands HIPAA better than some elected government officials.
*Cough*
Marjorie Taylor Greene
*Cough*
Edit: I should probably clarify, she wasn't elected. Her opposition left and she won my default.
Whiskey in hand, let's go!
Would be cool to see an episode about all the crazy stuff you can do with club moss
With the Olympics happening you should have had the Modern Rogue Olympics with events like lockpicking, making prison food, Atlatl throwing, Medievel War Wrestling, Parkour, etc.
I hope to have a friendship like y'alls when I'm an old geezer. Mythical crew ain't got nothin on these bad asses!
You can skewer a big leaf onto the torch stem and use it like a hilt to protect your hand from the wax! 😸👍👍
Yeah! Do more plant videos!
Please😁
Instructions unclear. I now have 1st degree burns in a very unpleasant place.
also they didn't say this in the video but you can also make a form of improvised pepper spray with the seed oil
More of this please
This man said shit ticket first time I have ever heard it and I love it
I just nearly spat out my tea at 1:12. Haha "Bog roll" i have never heard anyone but us say that. Its so funny to hear an American say iy
Remember:
wipe your butt first, then set the plant on fire. Not the other way around.
Dorothy Parker- "You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."
Learning about Plants with Mullein, instead of gympie-gympie feels like a missed opportunity.
But consider: Brian will eat anything and we want the show to continue
The MTG reference was priceless
Aaw! I wanted to hear about the Bogglins and Madballs. Maybe the discussion would have led to Popples, Garbage Pail Kids, and Ghost Busters toys!
Back to the TP plant...
Ive actually used this when out on very long camping trips as toilet paper, and I have to say, it works really well and feels just as soft as more premium toilet paper brands. Just don't wipe too hard or it might rip 😬
hooooooooooooold ooooooooooooon! the intro references Rhett & Link, and now theres a dude called McLaughlin... seems very coincidental...
"I've had an infant, you learn to use the whole buffalo"
mullien can also be smoked alone or combined with damiana or marshmallow for a mild cannabis like high
I worked in the Colorado back country for awhile and mullein as toilet paper is really the shit. Beats real toilet paper by far.
Letterkenny references!
YES!!! Jason calls them sh*t tickets!!! I have never heard anyone except my father use that term.
I think we need to make the Modern Rogue 'please don't eat that' drinking game.
The among us joke hurt a little but I stay strong regardless
Should've gotten the intern to help yall out for an even bigger laugh
my dad (beekeeper) used an old deepfryer for melting wax