7 reasons why the Noble's Slender Sword is the best weapon in the game

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  • @JeaneyCollects
    @JeaneyCollects  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5412

    There are whispers of an even more dangerous sword...

    • @MysticLGD
      @MysticLGD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Hh

    • @aki-rw9vu
      @aki-rw9vu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hihlllh

    • @Randomphantom416
      @Randomphantom416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mornin

    • @wool578
      @wool578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1028

      *The Throngler glows from its Throng*

    • @boldCactuslad
      @boldCactuslad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      denz is a talented swordsman

  • @gekozilla7339
    @gekozilla7339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8776

    The confidence and air of snobbishness in his voice makes it even better

  • @truegamer7245
    @truegamer7245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6249

    I once invaded a guy who was rocking a full nobility set.
    Even bowed before trying to fight, like a true nobleman.
    He also kicked my shit in because he kept parrying me BUT STILL

  • @aqua1439
    @aqua1439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9154

    After reviewing the information I have a slight feeling that the noble's slender sword is this persons favourite sword

    • @veythegay
      @veythegay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      Yes it is very _slight_

    • @mister_bomb7777
      @mister_bomb7777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Interesting take, I myself would not be able to deduce such thing.

    • @abandonedaccount123
      @abandonedaccount123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Don't make assumptions, man.

    • @motifity3416
      @motifity3416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      As an empath, I can confirm your suspicion.

    • @yourshoulderdevil5229
      @yourshoulderdevil5229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I doubt it.

  • @shadowfox2084
    @shadowfox2084 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1837

    The fact that Jeaney dropped "it looks absolutely balling" without even the slightest crack in his character is incredible. It just flowed perfectly into the rest of the point. He really used "balling" and "gauchely decorated" in the same breath without either sounding out of place. You are a legend.

    • @PurpleAppleDrink
      @PurpleAppleDrink 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Because he takes it seriously. Thats why he doesn't cracks up.

    • @calupoh7245
      @calupoh7245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      This is a very serious video. Why would you even consider that he would laugh?

    • @DietmarEugen
      @DietmarEugen 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      In the same way Kenneth Haight calls "... grant me succor".

    • @A_Black_Sheep94
      @A_Black_Sheep94 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't forget puissance

  • @ayatoshintaro7565
    @ayatoshintaro7565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3324

    but have you heard of the tungsten sword?
    Legends says that anyone who wields it transcends mortality. Lifting it alone requires the toughest of will in order to overpower its density's great desire to be one with with the floor but once accustomed to the intensity of its density to the point that its normal to the wielder, the world around the wielder would fade into a fluffy arena of gravitational inconsequence. Even giants who can lift continents with a single hand would now seem as if they were little children who lifted mere feathers.
    A man who has a tungsten sword is nigh invincible for it grants its wielder the power to ignore anything less dense as if they were nothing but a spring breeze. The sheer difficulty of trying to kill its wielder borders impossibility for it is easier to look for needle in a haystack than to find a weapon that is equal or denser than tungsten sword.
    To anyone who dare compare it to other legendary swords and underestimate it for its very ordinary and simplistic design should be condemned to life itself for no one can beat its might and sheer practicality.
    Rumors says that it is one of a kind as the artisan who made it gave his life in order to give birth to this legendary sword. The artisan took a lifetime forging it as its difficulty is sky high due to the fact that despite staying still and doing nothing special it still has the ability to interfere in space time as its sheer density creates an insane amount of gravitational pull that warps reality. To the artisan that created it to be the sword that it is known now to the universe: good job. It sure is dense.
    You who had read it until this point should've been enlightened of how great tungsten sword is for it is transcendent above any weapon created since time immemorial. For insofar this sword had endured the battering of time ever since its creation and is still in pristine condition as if it is new.
    I infer that this sword will last forever as tungsten sword is indestructible for anything less dense and should stay true till the end of time not unless the gods fear it and decides to be rid of it for their own safety as its greatness may pose a threat to their existence.

    • @TheRealFrozenFire
      @TheRealFrozenFire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Heavy Boi*
      Almost impossible to pick up with one hand. Came in a wooden package with lots of loot
      Im gonna slash stuff with it

    • @spacegerrit9499
      @spacegerrit9499 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Haven't.

    • @epicboi3213
      @epicboi3213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@spacegerrit9499 looooool

    • @krateng
      @krateng 2 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      Almost impossoble to pick up with one hand. It came well packaged in a wooden scabbard. I'm gonna kill stuff with it.

    • @FirebaII0
      @FirebaII0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      This is art

  • @sirmonke8946
    @sirmonke8946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    I love how sophisticated the word choice is and then it just says "It looks absolutely balling"

    • @kochmannn
      @kochmannn 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      its a reference to the baller swag sword from ds1 i think

  • @wisnoskij
    @wisnoskij 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1720

    I dont play Elden Ring, but I really want the Nobles Slender Sword now.

    • @harrymash1531
      @harrymash1531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      i killed loads of people with a noble's slender sword. anyways i might get Elden Ring soon

    • @mango4554
      @mango4554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      @@harrymash1531 how many levels have you been putting into dex? I've been trying to find a viable build for my local PVP zone (London)

    • @puthimdown3976
      @puthimdown3976 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@mango4554 Have you tried Glasgow I've heard it's a pretty active pvp zone

    • @lahar2412
      @lahar2412 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@puthimdown3976 london is a pretty active zone full of people with swords as short as their genitals, might be pretty easy to farm

    • @GeraltofRivia22
      @GeraltofRivia22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@mango4554 knives seem to be the meta, though the devs are trying to ban them. Might have to resort to shivs.

  • @Cheerwine091
    @Cheerwine091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    I knew this was an Elden Ring video at the name “Noble’s Slender Sword”. I have never heard of this item. It just felt right.
    Edit; Got my hands on it. I now have the Noble’s slender sword myself. I have it at +13 with Lightning

    • @belthesheep3550
      @belthesheep3550 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And you'll still get shat on by smurfs with the rivers of blood

    • @hellprophet_
      @hellprophet_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      So you can verify that yhe video is correct and accurate

    • @sadovuato
      @sadovuato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@hellprophet_ did you not watch the video ofc it’s accurate

    • @PeytonOver
      @PeytonOver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Now you are better than poor people.

    • @glixylpoussin
      @glixylpoussin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lightning is my favorite infusion for this sword. level 90 pvp powerstanced at +17

  • @Conklin03
    @Conklin03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3741

    I, as the official spokesperson of the Lordsworn's Straight Sword club, would like to request an alliance with the members of the Noble's Slender Sword committee.

    • @Corrael
      @Corrael 2 ปีที่แล้ว +526

      Done and done. The Lordsworn’s blade is a weapon of the refined soldiery-not merely the pages or peasants, these men-at-arms are trusted to bear the heraldry of their lord. It is a respectable blade used by respectable men. And it bears the same excellent scaling, low requirements, and high critical modifiers of its noble sibling. If you haven’t the aristocratic blood and patience to earn a noble’s slender sword of your own, the Lordsworn’s Straight Sword is an exceedingly appropriate replacement.

    • @symmetry8049
      @symmetry8049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Picked this one up as my first proper weapon, and i haven't let go ever since.
      Sure I found other weapons later on, but none as elegantly simple, yet effective as the Lordsworn's Staight Sword.

    • @DS1gtDS3
      @DS1gtDS3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      lordsworn ss

    • @tally9542
      @tally9542 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Alliance? No. Subservience shall be considered though

    • @yourlocalreptillian1742
      @yourlocalreptillian1742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I sssssupport this action, as do my kin.

  • @Jayhawk416
    @Jayhawk416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    This was so convincing I almost went and bought Elden Ring just to use this

    • @thrassthrak9091
      @thrassthrak9091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A true Herald of Nobility.

    • @sirianrocker
      @sirianrocker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I recommend going to the caelid highway south and heading south until you find a place with a couple of coffins. Every enemy the wields the weapon so you have a much higher chance of getting it instead of going to limgrave but save thw guy with the fancy hat last as he will turn into a giant

    • @vinceb8123
      @vinceb8123 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Do it

    • @Anniehater
      @Anniehater 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh my good (wo?)man, you simply *must* try the game, it's delightful. Someone with tastes as respectable as yours is bound to enjoy it, and quite thoroughly at that!

  • @unknownuser6940
    @unknownuser6940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    This sounds like a well written, arrogant and powerful antagonist in a fantasy story: terrifying. Like when the Gman hires you.

  • @Friedbaboons
    @Friedbaboons 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    “That’s you. you won. Congratulations, winner” is something GLaDOS would say

  • @Toastoffire100
    @Toastoffire100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    0:37 "It is said that an inch gives the hand advantage, but these are the idle words of one who does not know strategy."
    -Miyamoto Musashi, Book of the Five Rings

  • @Nexblessing
    @Nexblessing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    Finnaly a weapon worthy of clashing with The Throngler

    • @L3m0nMan_
      @L3m0nMan_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      but can it stand its ground as a drop against the raging river that is the chancla

    • @thisguy2973
      @thisguy2973 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sounds like a used sex toy.

  • @kaidwyer
    @kaidwyer 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Noble, O Noble…
    in short, try sword!

  • @monkewithinternetaccess6107
    @monkewithinternetaccess6107 2 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    Interesting preference. I’m more of a tungsten cube guy myself.

    • @infiniteplanes5775
      @infiniteplanes5775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What about the steel prism?

    • @bubblinebee
      @bubblinebee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Honestly though, that'd be an amazing weapon. It'd be so cool to just **cronch** a demigod with a tungsten cube.

    • @rohanmanchanda5250
      @rohanmanchanda5250 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here buddy

    • @LowIntSpecimen
      @LowIntSpecimen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bubblinebee **bonk**
      GOD SLAIN

    • @mistahhbeangaming8127
      @mistahhbeangaming8127 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, but I upgraded to the tungsten sword

  • @proxy90909
    @proxy90909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "It looks absolutely *Ballin* " quite the noblemans choice of words

  • @Cheeseisboss
    @Cheeseisboss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Certified limgrave moment here. This sounds like some dialogue that a guy chilling in limgrave would say lol

    • @CerealGraph
      @CerealGraph 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Literally Kenneth Haight

    • @mushroomy9899
      @mushroomy9899 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@CerealGraph😭

  • @sanscroggaly3123
    @sanscroggaly3123 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Behold, noble companions! I embarked upon a new journey within the realm of the game and played it with the utmost grace and poise. As I progressed, I found myself yearning for a particular sword, and after a mere five minutes of dedicated effort, I was graced with its presence. Without any need for external aid or hindrance, the sword was fashioned to fit seamlessly within the contours of my own hands, imbuing my every movement with a sublime elegance.
    With this sword in my grasp, I felt invincible, as though I could vanquish any foe that dared to stand in my path. The sight of its gleaming blade was a sight to behold, stoking a flame within my soul, and with every stroke, I felt as though I wielded the very essence of gallantry itself. Truly, this was a weapon forged not merely for its utility, but for the sheer joy of wielding such a noble instrument.
    Let it be known that the acquisition of this sword was not solely for the purpose of fulfilling a quest, but for the sheer joy it brought me. And in my graciousness, I allowed all those who witnessed my noble endeavor to subconsciously bask in the glory of this divine blade.
    But let it also be known that this sword is mine and mine alone, a possession beyond compare, crafted to fit within my very being. It is not meant for any other to wield, but rather to be revered from afar, a symbol of the nobility and elegance that courses through my very soul.

  • @goozer326
    @goozer326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Forget your filthy Moonveils, Meteoric Ores, Rivers of Bloods, Noble's Slender Sword is the real deal.

    • @ktoto2853
      @ktoto2853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Moonveils , Rivers ect are only good because of ash , any experienced pvper will never get hit by those , Nobles Slender sword really is one of the best wepons in the game , slap redmanes ash or glintblade ash on it and you will have an absolute monster of a weapon.

    • @cwapisme
      @cwapisme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ktoto2853 no they have good dmg without ash

    • @fh120
      @fh120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ktoto2853 Not true, I’d suggest you watch a pvp youtuber named Mr_CurL. I love his commentary and skill but he has been hit by corpse piler several times, and it’s only because of the insane reach. You will ABSOLUTELY get hit by RoB but moonveil is way easier to dodge from my experience. Just offhand a buckler and pray that you can get a parry.

    • @tezereth
      @tezereth 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ktoto2853 My dear sir, have you never heard of the filthy breed known as "Gankers"? A group of these scimbledongs harassing your noble derrier will ensure having a hard time avoiding these battle arts. It truly is a pest.

    • @TheOneEyed-Music
      @TheOneEyed-Music 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I personally think that colossal swords are better bc they’re more intimidating, and big, and they bonk more than a rapier

  • @skylyrrschilling1746
    @skylyrrschilling1746 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Nobility was granted to me without me even knowing, my slender sword has been gathering dust under a peasant owner... I must make a aristocrat not only worthy of wielding such a godlike weapon but shadow over that which trampled upon what some can only dream of, A spell sword build is proper fancy for such a example of pure grace and benevolence

  • @maxwhite4732
    @maxwhite4732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    I've been eyeing up that weapon for a while now, glistening amongst its inferior brethren in my collection of blades, scavenged from the battlefield. Now that I know of its legendary status, I will attempt to wield this graceful blade, although I am unsure whether my skills can truly live up to the potential of this divine masterwork.
    ...an hour or so later...
    After some time with this noble shaft I can indeed sense its mighty power, however I lack the materials required to lift this weapon to its purest form. I shall embark on a quest to find these stones and allow the smithing master to bless this blade with his masterful skills, and only then will the true might of this noble blade be truly unleashed. My enemies will know only humility as I nobly smite them with golden grandeur.

    • @Borispocalypse
      @Borispocalypse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      it has absurdly low stat requirements so if you have a way to get it, you have a way to use it.

    • @grom4games
      @grom4games 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      A good forge indeed...

    • @khajiitimanus7432
      @khajiitimanus7432 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes, you must grow a pair of stones to accompany your mighty, noble, long, and slender _sword._

  • @kokopelli434
    @kokopelli434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The mismatched regal tone and the words “it’s absolutely balling” is so funny to me

  • @L0stEngineer
    @L0stEngineer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    From a modern military perspective, the noble slender sword, aka small sword aka officer's sword, is the best sword because it's light, small, and fits easily under the banquet table.
    If I actually wanted to hurt someone, I'd recommend the Master Chief's cutlass, or Javelin missile system.

    • @godqueensadie
      @godqueensadie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      My preferred weapon type is anything in 105mm

    • @apexfalllegendarium349
      @apexfalllegendarium349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      a ballistic katana bayonett on my type 99

    • @D.b._Lord
      @D.b._Lord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      My favorite personally is the F-15 loaded with 2000 lbs bomb munitions

    • @user-gn5sg9vj3i
      @user-gn5sg9vj3i 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@D.b._Lord that’s odd, my favorite is an ADFX-01 “Morgan” loaded with a TLS, MBPM, and IEWS jammer

    • @D.b._Lord
      @D.b._Lord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@user-gn5sg9vj3i That's a great choice, however I do not have any money sadly.

  • @aharon6035
    @aharon6035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this was incredible. subscribed instantly thank you for this video, Foppish Snape

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3412

    This a certified Elden Ring moment. Who needs maidens when you have Noble's Slender sword? 😂

    • @sphygo
      @sphygo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      When you can’t get yourself a maiden.
      First, Noble’s Slender Sword. Then, try backstabbing.

    • @therighttrousers343
      @therighttrousers343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      A true nobleman needs not maidens, for he takes on only maids and butlers, valets, guards and wards. To sully oneself by fraternising with a maiden would detract from the elevation and purity of the name of your house.

    • @Auriacularia
      @Auriacularia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@therighttrousers343 damn

    • @spicynips8466
      @spicynips8466 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Keep Ranni's name out of your DAMN MOUTH

    • @Auriacularia
      @Auriacularia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@spicynips8466 william wanted to protect his maidens pride

  • @KRLNLife
    @KRLNLife 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    looooooooool.... totally worth the watch and the audio deserves an award .

  • @benjaminoechsli1941
    @benjaminoechsli1941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Okay, clearly this man is on a level I can only aspire to be, because that last point flipped my opinion on its rarity. Well played, much like if you were wielding said blade.

  • @YTDariuS-my6dg
    @YTDariuS-my6dg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The content itself is pretty funny, but the reading is amazing. Very well done, fits the tone extremely well.

  • @alienplatypus7712
    @alienplatypus7712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Oh boy, I sure hope this weapon has good poise damage, I'd hate for enemies to shrug off hits from it like gnat bites and just one shot me with the counterhits from my own attacks.

    • @DronesOverTheMoon
      @DronesOverTheMoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      my guy never heard of trading hits 🗿

    • @olixx1213
      @olixx1213 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@DronesOverTheMoon it has been scientically proven that trading hits is worse for your health then not getting hit
      Also trading hits requires vigor , which makes you seem like a peasant thats barely surviving the winter

    • @CompletelyNewguy
      @CompletelyNewguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That’s what square off is for.

    • @cowEman
      @cowEman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@olixx1213 wait, people are elitist about builds that get 1-shot by other players?

    • @axis8396
      @axis8396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      People will say 60 Vigor is mandatory and then complain that the mechanics that do %hp damage are overpowered. Now I think "balance" in a Souls game is a laughable concept as DS3 has Daggers with Katana hitstun so I say do whatever build you want as the deadliest blade is a blade you're familiar with

  • @jeremehiestand7716
    @jeremehiestand7716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the kind of Elden Ring content I've been craving. Thank you.

  • @Hoops_Fan
    @Hoops_Fan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    This guy sounds like a fantasy villain. He'd feel home in a GRRM or a Brandon Sanderson novel.

  • @RhythmRabbyt
    @RhythmRabbyt ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Facts. I got this sword a while back and something told me to level it up. Dude the scaling on any of the infusions is top notch. A str/dex build with some faith buffs makes this sword more amazing than it already is. If you're a master at parrying you could forget about hp and pump all your runes into those sttas and become a monster.

  • @arusthetic
    @arusthetic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    can we appreciate how he's getting better everyday?

    • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
      @imveryangryitsnotbutter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I don't know; *can* we?

    • @Jobkruijer
      @Jobkruijer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@imveryangryitsnotbutter yes

    • @SariEverna
      @SariEverna 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's because he has his tungsten cube.

    • @gamerdomain6618
      @gamerdomain6618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The longer Jeaney remains on Earth, the stronger he will become.

  • @deadbeat008
    @deadbeat008 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    dam this was really well written ! great job, dude. i really like the dialogue

  • @RuefullyUrs
    @RuefullyUrs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    2:05 I'm just entranced by how he pronounces "balling."

  • @joecobb1529
    @joecobb1529 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The “Congratulations, winner.” Got me

  • @annexsentry
    @annexsentry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Reason one: It is loooooooooooong and it looks balling.
    Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

  • @chad933
    @chad933 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My friend just got this in our DLC prep run and hasn’t seen it before so I ran him this certified classic. Thanks as always for the best TH-cam video

  • @hazardous9404
    @hazardous9404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    When the world needed him most, he returned.

    • @Bluestpikmin
      @Bluestpikmin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      shut up he was only gone for 10 days hardly returned

    • @SharkSalesman90
      @SharkSalesman90 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And although he is still learning, I believe jeaney can save the world

  • @mitochondria6247
    @mitochondria6247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never thought I'd hear a nobleman say the word "balling."

  • @deltacee9751
    @deltacee9751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    waited 10 days for this
    you never disappoint us jeaneh

  • @purgingspaget8091
    @purgingspaget8091 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly this video taught me this was a rare drop, I have like 3 of them but now I'll consider using them after viewing this thing. The 7 reasons have me sold!

  • @georgeiii2998
    @georgeiii2998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "You wanna buy some opulent deathsticks? "

    • @briancahill9594
      @briancahill9594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      [waves hand equipped with a spiked caestus] "You don't want to sell me opulent deathsticks."

  • @James-en1ob
    @James-en1ob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This exposition of the noble _Noble's Slender Sword_ is nobly exquisite.

  • @jolonghthong
    @jolonghthong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is low-key high-key great writing

  • @squa_81
    @squa_81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    And this is how you can become a voice actor:
    -make a channel voice acting comment
    -be really f ing good at it

  • @thepancakemann
    @thepancakemann 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    2 years later, still brilliant. Smacks of new money, doe

  • @traphimawari7760
    @traphimawari7760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Parry my noble slender sword you filthy peasant, oh ho but I jest, because you can't, my noble slender sword is too mighty for your simple and inelegant piece of steel, tis a shame"

  • @thecharredone329
    @thecharredone329 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    holy sh*t you linked the weapons wiki page, that's awesome

  • @tyro4634
    @tyro4634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is exactly the type of video I watch at 2:00 a.m. in the morning that makes me question whether I'm asleep or awake

  • @thaearthquake
    @thaearthquake 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video, nothing but facts spoken. Got the noble’s slender sword for my int/fth golden order build and I love it! Does great damage and looks elegant af. Sometimes I’ll stop after a battle just to admire it☺️

  • @muttstudios9731
    @muttstudios9731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Opulent deathstick, what a most wonderful way to describe such a weapon

  • @reisawatariX3
    @reisawatariX3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Yeah. Go with nobility built.
    upgrade int as the proof of education.
    Upgrade sword to scale melee as it is the proof we are rich enough to hire a competent blacksmith.
    Become heroes for both might and magic because choosing is for peasants.
    Actually using every game mechanic including the abuse and dirty tricks because we are noble not some brain-dead caveman with a stick.

    • @DanLekin
      @DanLekin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I feel better now. Thank you, my noble friend.

    • @reisawatariX3
      @reisawatariX3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@DanLekin no worries my noble friend. It will take time for those plebian to realize that str and dex are just stats check, most of the damage from those build are come from the upgraded weapon after all.
      The best build in this game is the nobility, as you can still use fully upgraded melee weapon. Plus with large option of magic and spell. And our enormous vigor.
      Being noble is not about working hard. It's about outsmarting your opponent. Also about to use our spirits ash servant to collect rune for us because we are their lord.

    • @cataclystp
      @cataclystp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@reisawatariX3 average gamer after playing a souls game once

    • @reisawatariX3
      @reisawatariX3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cataclystp everything now is a challenge run once you beat a souls game.
      We need to squeeze all the content out of the game before the next installment in the next 10 years after all.
      Because oh boi... Once they touch that robot I'm scared they won't be back anymore...

    • @KABLAMMATS
      @KABLAMMATS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@reisawatariX3 armored core?

  • @koboldbiopellet
    @koboldbiopellet ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's actually my favorite weapon in the game and I used it for most of the game (switched out at the end). The color looks really good with the kinds of armor that I use

  • @flutterwinkle
    @flutterwinkle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    His voice kind of sounded like Snape. Made the video even funnier imagining Snape saying all of that😂

    • @captncuddlybear9404
      @captncuddlybear9404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Snape giving the Tarnished detention after the Tarnished killed all the other Raya Lucarian students.

    • @kikioliveer
      @kikioliveer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Glad I'm not the only one who recognized it. 😂

  • @jirkabrezik4221
    @jirkabrezik4221 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    never expected this to be so utterly brilliant

  • @flyingbananas
    @flyingbananas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I didn't know it was that rare of a drop, I tossed it into the inventory and left it to take dust since I'm a clergy beast with a scythe and a morning star

  • @retmotiv
    @retmotiv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I could listen to Jeaney for hours without getting bored

  • @BuiHieuDong
    @BuiHieuDong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    *This guy really wrote a whole novel, huge respect!*

  • @rik6080
    @rik6080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I dual wield these and was excited to see someone finally talk good about it and I was NOT dissatisfied

  • @kirbyfan087
    @kirbyfan087 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “He’s back… HE’S BAAAAAAAACK!” - Agent Stone

  • @hamsterdoom360
    @hamsterdoom360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Immediately checked my inventory to see if I possessed this blade, this manifestation of opulence itself. Lo, I had not one, but two.
    Thank you, 70 Arcane.

    • @michaeledmunds7056
      @michaeledmunds7056 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dual wield them to flex on the lesser nobility.

  • @RandomUser11170
    @RandomUser11170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    The joke is that Elden Ring players feel like they have to overcompensate, so they love the Noble's Slender Sword

    • @Corrael
      @Corrael 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      The NSS is unironically one of the best weapons in the game. The ability to choose an affinity and select a Weapon Art (or even to retain the top of the line Square Off WA) means that it’s flexible. It has excellent range and attacks quickly, allowing it to apply status effects efficiently. And it scales well with Dex, which is a premier stat for casting sorceries or invocations, should you wish to. Its big weaknesses are lacking the AR scaling and bleed of the Uchigatana, for a similarly strong weapon.

    • @bingusthegreat9733
      @bingusthegreat9733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Corrael so basically it’s the lothric knight sword 2

    • @forbiddenaether1012
      @forbiddenaether1012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@bingusthegreat9733 yes

    • @alfiere4316
      @alfiere4316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@bingusthegreat9733
      No that's the Lordsworn sword.
      The noble slender sword is that but much cooler

    • @Raoul.
      @Raoul. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@bingusthegreat9733 Lothric knight sword? You mean the baller swag sword 2

  • @mr_peach7704
    @mr_peach7704 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Inspiring. I'm going to start fully RPing as an Aristocrat in game for being summoned. While the Noble's Slender Sword is beyond reproach, spare a thought for our raiment. The Aristocrat sets leave something to be desired; the chest pieces are all a bit 'grubby'. (The Aristocrat Headband or Aristocrat Hat however are musts.) The Guardian Garb is very smart. I'm also partial to Marias' Robe. But the Preceptor's gloves and boots complete any Aristocrat's look. Balling and winning!

  • @theinternetbugle9049
    @theinternetbugle9049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Average gamer sitting in his room 4 years without sunlight

  • @dentanau
    @dentanau 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is the best video I've seen in a very long time!

  • @TheLPN05Fan
    @TheLPN05Fan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3 minutes of Noble Sword Squabbling. What a wonderful world

  • @GeorgeCadmanTV
    @GeorgeCadmanTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Found this channel being a souls fan THIS IS FANTASTIC!

  • @Zenyx64
    @Zenyx64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I feel like not knowing what this game is makes this even funnier

  • @kylinu1608
    @kylinu1608 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The fact this is all actual valid arguments is insane

  • @dillonqaphsiel7977
    @dillonqaphsiel7977 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Weapon arts are so powerful there’s no reason to actually attack with the weapon

  • @monaskulllll
    @monaskulllll 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The sarcasm was relentless, quite impressive.

  • @padeirudumal8724
    @padeirudumal8724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As someone that beat the Entire Game with this Sword out of Spite,it truly is......A sword

  • @travman67
    @travman67 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for this!

  • @tictac2102
    @tictac2102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    When I saw the original reddit post, I went on a noble killing rampage to get it for myself.
    It’s not very effective for me personally, but it’s a nice thing to have.

  • @Vok250
    @Vok250 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Thanks you for the tips Severus

  • @stahp4666
    @stahp4666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine having to close your distance in order to engage in combat with your foe.
    This post was written by the bow and arrow gang.

  • @Silenthero66
    @Silenthero66 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Imagine how excited this guy must be for the new Light Greatsword weapon type.

  • @buxbux79
    @buxbux79 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's also the best status sword. It takes barely any hit to it's damage when infusing with bleed or poison, and it actually gets an increase in it's dex scaling you infuse it as such.

  • @francescosacca6674
    @francescosacca6674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:40 the autoirony of this line killed me

  • @Meri637
    @Meri637 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Rise up, Noble’s Estoc committee! We must depose these filthy pretenders who believe themselves to be nobles.

  • @tupik4234
    @tupik4234 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1. Because it is
    2. Because it is
    3. Because it is
    4. Because it is
    5. Because it is
    6. Because it is
    7. See above

  • @arusthetic
    @arusthetic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:43 what was that on the left side of the screen?

  • @canadiangopnik7007
    @canadiangopnik7007 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    fair point, fair point... counter point, Dual-weild Greatswords go swoosh

  • @aki-rw9vu
    @aki-rw9vu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Me explaining to my friends why the Noble's Slender Sword is the best:

  • @Riley_Mundt
    @Riley_Mundt ปีที่แล้ว

    I've never played Elden Ring, but the fact this looks like a Skyrim loading screen really hits home.

  • @RhyHello
    @RhyHello 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I was with you until you insulted Rogiers rapier. How dare you insult the truest gentleman of all time

    • @szarekhthesilentking7043
      @szarekhthesilentking7043 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are a gentleman, a useless quality in the wasteland that is the lands between. NSS users are above you, they shine over your little rapier and laugh at your sad little grey stick. NSS are nobles.

    • @lexkek5625
      @lexkek5625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He a simp that fights you in the death root area.

    • @MultiZernez
      @MultiZernez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lexkek5625 Hey it’s not his fault he got turned into a puppet by fia. Man was literally in a wheelchair

  • @dotfflan
    @dotfflan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Thats what summons are for!" was unfathomably smug, dayum

  • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
    @aromanticfranziskavonkarma 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i hate that this is reminding me of severus snape _i'm not even a harry potter fan_
    edit: NO WAIT I JUST THOUGHT OF AN EVEN FUNNIER CHARACTER TO PAIR THIS WITH. KRISTOPH GAVIN FROM ACE ATTORNEY

  • @GoDawgz90
    @GoDawgz90 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Your puissance is yours alone, your weapon is just an accessory to that” goes pretty damn hard.

  • @ZonsoAvalune
    @ZonsoAvalune 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    These are all actually great reasons to use this sword. It has low base damage, sure, but some really awesome scaling.

    • @mushroomy9899
      @mushroomy9899 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      okay but the poise damage is so bad that you just get deflected and counterattacked to oblivion

    • @ZonsoAvalune
      @ZonsoAvalune 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mushroomy9899 you replied to a year old comment on a silly meme video. Your opinions are literally worthless

  • @robertminnie782
    @robertminnie782 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I say, that was hilariously written and executed, good sir. Well done.

  • @ringomandingo1015
    @ringomandingo1015 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Preceptor Seluvis tells you how and why you should use this weapon

  • @Retaliatixn
    @Retaliatixn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Never have I ever thought I'd hear a British man pronounce "puissance" so well ! It gives me life.

  • @mombanger2835
    @mombanger2835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As dark souls player, i can confirm backstabbing and parrying is the most noble thing ever.

  • @1408alejandro1408
    @1408alejandro1408 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ohhh i missed this video, such undeniable facts are hard to come by

  • @Khosmik
    @Khosmik 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Only the luckiest and most privileged aristocratic-killers may own this opulent deathstick"
    I have never read such an intense and beautiful sentence in my 22 yrs of existence, Bravo indeed 👏👏

  • @johnmorris461
    @johnmorris461 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the breakdown Professor Snape