I once invaded a guy who was rocking a full nobility set. Even bowed before trying to fight, like a true nobleman. He also kicked my shit in because he kept parrying me BUT STILL
The fact that Jeaney dropped "it looks absolutely balling" without even the slightest crack in his character is incredible. It just flowed perfectly into the rest of the point. He really used "balling" and "gauchely decorated" in the same breath without either sounding out of place. You are a legend.
but have you heard of the tungsten sword? Legends says that anyone who wields it transcends mortality. Lifting it alone requires the toughest of will in order to overpower its density's great desire to be one with with the floor but once accustomed to the intensity of its density to the point that its normal to the wielder, the world around the wielder would fade into a fluffy arena of gravitational inconsequence. Even giants who can lift continents with a single hand would now seem as if they were little children who lifted mere feathers. A man who has a tungsten sword is nigh invincible for it grants its wielder the power to ignore anything less dense as if they were nothing but a spring breeze. The sheer difficulty of trying to kill its wielder borders impossibility for it is easier to look for needle in a haystack than to find a weapon that is equal or denser than tungsten sword. To anyone who dare compare it to other legendary swords and underestimate it for its very ordinary and simplistic design should be condemned to life itself for no one can beat its might and sheer practicality. Rumors says that it is one of a kind as the artisan who made it gave his life in order to give birth to this legendary sword. The artisan took a lifetime forging it as its difficulty is sky high due to the fact that despite staying still and doing nothing special it still has the ability to interfere in space time as its sheer density creates an insane amount of gravitational pull that warps reality. To the artisan that created it to be the sword that it is known now to the universe: good job. It sure is dense. You who had read it until this point should've been enlightened of how great tungsten sword is for it is transcendent above any weapon created since time immemorial. For insofar this sword had endured the battering of time ever since its creation and is still in pristine condition as if it is new. I infer that this sword will last forever as tungsten sword is indestructible for anything less dense and should stay true till the end of time not unless the gods fear it and decides to be rid of it for their own safety as its greatness may pose a threat to their existence.
I knew this was an Elden Ring video at the name “Noble’s Slender Sword”. I have never heard of this item. It just felt right. Edit; Got my hands on it. I now have the Noble’s slender sword myself. I have it at +13 with Lightning
I, as the official spokesperson of the Lordsworn's Straight Sword club, would like to request an alliance with the members of the Noble's Slender Sword committee.
Done and done. The Lordsworn’s blade is a weapon of the refined soldiery-not merely the pages or peasants, these men-at-arms are trusted to bear the heraldry of their lord. It is a respectable blade used by respectable men. And it bears the same excellent scaling, low requirements, and high critical modifiers of its noble sibling. If you haven’t the aristocratic blood and patience to earn a noble’s slender sword of your own, the Lordsworn’s Straight Sword is an exceedingly appropriate replacement.
Picked this one up as my first proper weapon, and i haven't let go ever since. Sure I found other weapons later on, but none as elegantly simple, yet effective as the Lordsworn's Staight Sword.
I recommend going to the caelid highway south and heading south until you find a place with a couple of coffins. Every enemy the wields the weapon so you have a much higher chance of getting it instead of going to limgrave but save thw guy with the fancy hat last as he will turn into a giant
Oh my good (wo?)man, you simply *must* try the game, it's delightful. Someone with tastes as respectable as yours is bound to enjoy it, and quite thoroughly at that!
0:37 "It is said that an inch gives the hand advantage, but these are the idle words of one who does not know strategy." -Miyamoto Musashi, Book of the Five Rings
Behold, noble companions! I embarked upon a new journey within the realm of the game and played it with the utmost grace and poise. As I progressed, I found myself yearning for a particular sword, and after a mere five minutes of dedicated effort, I was graced with its presence. Without any need for external aid or hindrance, the sword was fashioned to fit seamlessly within the contours of my own hands, imbuing my every movement with a sublime elegance. With this sword in my grasp, I felt invincible, as though I could vanquish any foe that dared to stand in my path. The sight of its gleaming blade was a sight to behold, stoking a flame within my soul, and with every stroke, I felt as though I wielded the very essence of gallantry itself. Truly, this was a weapon forged not merely for its utility, but for the sheer joy of wielding such a noble instrument. Let it be known that the acquisition of this sword was not solely for the purpose of fulfilling a quest, but for the sheer joy it brought me. And in my graciousness, I allowed all those who witnessed my noble endeavor to subconsciously bask in the glory of this divine blade. But let it also be known that this sword is mine and mine alone, a possession beyond compare, crafted to fit within my very being. It is not meant for any other to wield, but rather to be revered from afar, a symbol of the nobility and elegance that courses through my very soul.
Moonveils , Rivers ect are only good because of ash , any experienced pvper will never get hit by those , Nobles Slender sword really is one of the best wepons in the game , slap redmanes ash or glintblade ash on it and you will have an absolute monster of a weapon.
@@ktoto2853 Not true, I’d suggest you watch a pvp youtuber named Mr_CurL. I love his commentary and skill but he has been hit by corpse piler several times, and it’s only because of the insane reach. You will ABSOLUTELY get hit by RoB but moonveil is way easier to dodge from my experience. Just offhand a buckler and pray that you can get a parry.
@@ktoto2853 My dear sir, have you never heard of the filthy breed known as "Gankers"? A group of these scimbledongs harassing your noble derrier will ensure having a hard time avoiding these battle arts. It truly is a pest.
Nobility was granted to me without me even knowing, my slender sword has been gathering dust under a peasant owner... I must make a aristocrat not only worthy of wielding such a godlike weapon but shadow over that which trampled upon what some can only dream of, A spell sword build is proper fancy for such a example of pure grace and benevolence
I've been eyeing up that weapon for a while now, glistening amongst its inferior brethren in my collection of blades, scavenged from the battlefield. Now that I know of its legendary status, I will attempt to wield this graceful blade, although I am unsure whether my skills can truly live up to the potential of this divine masterwork. ...an hour or so later... After some time with this noble shaft I can indeed sense its mighty power, however I lack the materials required to lift this weapon to its purest form. I shall embark on a quest to find these stones and allow the smithing master to bless this blade with his masterful skills, and only then will the true might of this noble blade be truly unleashed. My enemies will know only humility as I nobly smite them with golden grandeur.
From a modern military perspective, the noble slender sword, aka small sword aka officer's sword, is the best sword because it's light, small, and fits easily under the banquet table. If I actually wanted to hurt someone, I'd recommend the Master Chief's cutlass, or Javelin missile system.
A true nobleman needs not maidens, for he takes on only maids and butlers, valets, guards and wards. To sully oneself by fraternising with a maiden would detract from the elevation and purity of the name of your house.
Okay, clearly this man is on a level I can only aspire to be, because that last point flipped my opinion on its rarity. Well played, much like if you were wielding said blade.
Oh boy, I sure hope this weapon has good poise damage, I'd hate for enemies to shrug off hits from it like gnat bites and just one shot me with the counterhits from my own attacks.
@@DronesOverTheMoon it has been scientically proven that trading hits is worse for your health then not getting hit Also trading hits requires vigor , which makes you seem like a peasant thats barely surviving the winter
People will say 60 Vigor is mandatory and then complain that the mechanics that do %hp damage are overpowered. Now I think "balance" in a Souls game is a laughable concept as DS3 has Daggers with Katana hitstun so I say do whatever build you want as the deadliest blade is a blade you're familiar with
Facts. I got this sword a while back and something told me to level it up. Dude the scaling on any of the infusions is top notch. A str/dex build with some faith buffs makes this sword more amazing than it already is. If you're a master at parrying you could forget about hp and pump all your runes into those sttas and become a monster.
Honestly this video taught me this was a rare drop, I have like 3 of them but now I'll consider using them after viewing this thing. The 7 reasons have me sold!
"Parry my noble slender sword you filthy peasant, oh ho but I jest, because you can't, my noble slender sword is too mighty for your simple and inelegant piece of steel, tis a shame"
Great video, nothing but facts spoken. Got the noble’s slender sword for my int/fth golden order build and I love it! Does great damage and looks elegant af. Sometimes I’ll stop after a battle just to admire it☺️
Yeah. Go with nobility built. upgrade int as the proof of education. Upgrade sword to scale melee as it is the proof we are rich enough to hire a competent blacksmith. Become heroes for both might and magic because choosing is for peasants. Actually using every game mechanic including the abuse and dirty tricks because we are noble not some brain-dead caveman with a stick.
@@DanLekin no worries my noble friend. It will take time for those plebian to realize that str and dex are just stats check, most of the damage from those build are come from the upgraded weapon after all. The best build in this game is the nobility, as you can still use fully upgraded melee weapon. Plus with large option of magic and spell. And our enormous vigor. Being noble is not about working hard. It's about outsmarting your opponent. Also about to use our spirits ash servant to collect rune for us because we are their lord.
@@cataclystp everything now is a challenge run once you beat a souls game. We need to squeeze all the content out of the game before the next installment in the next 10 years after all. Because oh boi... Once they touch that robot I'm scared they won't be back anymore...
It's actually my favorite weapon in the game and I used it for most of the game (switched out at the end). The color looks really good with the kinds of armor that I use
I didn't know it was that rare of a drop, I tossed it into the inventory and left it to take dust since I'm a clergy beast with a scythe and a morning star
Immediately checked my inventory to see if I possessed this blade, this manifestation of opulence itself. Lo, I had not one, but two. Thank you, 70 Arcane.
The NSS is unironically one of the best weapons in the game. The ability to choose an affinity and select a Weapon Art (or even to retain the top of the line Square Off WA) means that it’s flexible. It has excellent range and attacks quickly, allowing it to apply status effects efficiently. And it scales well with Dex, which is a premier stat for casting sorceries or invocations, should you wish to. Its big weaknesses are lacking the AR scaling and bleed of the Uchigatana, for a similarly strong weapon.
Inspiring. I'm going to start fully RPing as an Aristocrat in game for being summoned. While the Noble's Slender Sword is beyond reproach, spare a thought for our raiment. The Aristocrat sets leave something to be desired; the chest pieces are all a bit 'grubby'. (The Aristocrat Headband or Aristocrat Hat however are musts.) The Guardian Garb is very smart. I'm also partial to Marias' Robe. But the Preceptor's gloves and boots complete any Aristocrat's look. Balling and winning!
When I saw the original reddit post, I went on a noble killing rampage to get it for myself. It’s not very effective for me personally, but it’s a nice thing to have.
It's also the best status sword. It takes barely any hit to it's damage when infusing with bleed or poison, and it actually gets an increase in it's dex scaling you infuse it as such.
You are a gentleman, a useless quality in the wasteland that is the lands between. NSS users are above you, they shine over your little rapier and laugh at your sad little grey stick. NSS are nobles.
i hate that this is reminding me of severus snape _i'm not even a harry potter fan_ edit: NO WAIT I JUST THOUGHT OF AN EVEN FUNNIER CHARACTER TO PAIR THIS WITH. KRISTOPH GAVIN FROM ACE ATTORNEY
"Only the luckiest and most privileged aristocratic-killers may own this opulent deathstick" I have never read such an intense and beautiful sentence in my 22 yrs of existence, Bravo indeed 👏👏
There are whispers of an even more dangerous sword...
Hh
Hihlllh
Mornin
*The Throngler glows from its Throng*
denz is a talented swordsman
The confidence and air of snobbishness in his voice makes it even better
The laugh was the best part.
"It is looooongah"
Yeah no shit mate
Yes and the legato 😭
Snape moment
I once invaded a guy who was rocking a full nobility set.
Even bowed before trying to fight, like a true nobleman.
He also kicked my shit in because he kept parrying me BUT STILL
A true noble duelist
Parry this you filthy peasant. The guy probably
Such dedication to the art. I admire such things.
I hope they live the best life.
The pinnacle of noble stature.
After reviewing the information I have a slight feeling that the noble's slender sword is this persons favourite sword
Yes it is very _slight_
Interesting take, I myself would not be able to deduce such thing.
Don't make assumptions, man.
As an empath, I can confirm your suspicion.
I doubt it.
The fact that Jeaney dropped "it looks absolutely balling" without even the slightest crack in his character is incredible. It just flowed perfectly into the rest of the point. He really used "balling" and "gauchely decorated" in the same breath without either sounding out of place. You are a legend.
Because he takes it seriously. Thats why he doesn't cracks up.
This is a very serious video. Why would you even consider that he would laugh?
In the same way Kenneth Haight calls "... grant me succor".
Don't forget puissance
but have you heard of the tungsten sword?
Legends says that anyone who wields it transcends mortality. Lifting it alone requires the toughest of will in order to overpower its density's great desire to be one with with the floor but once accustomed to the intensity of its density to the point that its normal to the wielder, the world around the wielder would fade into a fluffy arena of gravitational inconsequence. Even giants who can lift continents with a single hand would now seem as if they were little children who lifted mere feathers.
A man who has a tungsten sword is nigh invincible for it grants its wielder the power to ignore anything less dense as if they were nothing but a spring breeze. The sheer difficulty of trying to kill its wielder borders impossibility for it is easier to look for needle in a haystack than to find a weapon that is equal or denser than tungsten sword.
To anyone who dare compare it to other legendary swords and underestimate it for its very ordinary and simplistic design should be condemned to life itself for no one can beat its might and sheer practicality.
Rumors says that it is one of a kind as the artisan who made it gave his life in order to give birth to this legendary sword. The artisan took a lifetime forging it as its difficulty is sky high due to the fact that despite staying still and doing nothing special it still has the ability to interfere in space time as its sheer density creates an insane amount of gravitational pull that warps reality. To the artisan that created it to be the sword that it is known now to the universe: good job. It sure is dense.
You who had read it until this point should've been enlightened of how great tungsten sword is for it is transcendent above any weapon created since time immemorial. For insofar this sword had endured the battering of time ever since its creation and is still in pristine condition as if it is new.
I infer that this sword will last forever as tungsten sword is indestructible for anything less dense and should stay true till the end of time not unless the gods fear it and decides to be rid of it for their own safety as its greatness may pose a threat to their existence.
*Heavy Boi*
Almost impossible to pick up with one hand. Came in a wooden package with lots of loot
Im gonna slash stuff with it
Haven't.
@@spacegerrit9499 looooool
Almost impossoble to pick up with one hand. It came well packaged in a wooden scabbard. I'm gonna kill stuff with it.
This is art
I love how sophisticated the word choice is and then it just says "It looks absolutely balling"
its a reference to the baller swag sword from ds1 i think
I dont play Elden Ring, but I really want the Nobles Slender Sword now.
i killed loads of people with a noble's slender sword. anyways i might get Elden Ring soon
@@harrymash1531 how many levels have you been putting into dex? I've been trying to find a viable build for my local PVP zone (London)
@@mango4554 Have you tried Glasgow I've heard it's a pretty active pvp zone
@@puthimdown3976 london is a pretty active zone full of people with swords as short as their genitals, might be pretty easy to farm
@@mango4554 knives seem to be the meta, though the devs are trying to ban them. Might have to resort to shivs.
I knew this was an Elden Ring video at the name “Noble’s Slender Sword”. I have never heard of this item. It just felt right.
Edit; Got my hands on it. I now have the Noble’s slender sword myself. I have it at +13 with Lightning
And you'll still get shat on by smurfs with the rivers of blood
So you can verify that yhe video is correct and accurate
@@hellprophet_ did you not watch the video ofc it’s accurate
Now you are better than poor people.
lightning is my favorite infusion for this sword. level 90 pvp powerstanced at +17
I, as the official spokesperson of the Lordsworn's Straight Sword club, would like to request an alliance with the members of the Noble's Slender Sword committee.
Done and done. The Lordsworn’s blade is a weapon of the refined soldiery-not merely the pages or peasants, these men-at-arms are trusted to bear the heraldry of their lord. It is a respectable blade used by respectable men. And it bears the same excellent scaling, low requirements, and high critical modifiers of its noble sibling. If you haven’t the aristocratic blood and patience to earn a noble’s slender sword of your own, the Lordsworn’s Straight Sword is an exceedingly appropriate replacement.
Picked this one up as my first proper weapon, and i haven't let go ever since.
Sure I found other weapons later on, but none as elegantly simple, yet effective as the Lordsworn's Staight Sword.
lordsworn ss
Alliance? No. Subservience shall be considered though
I sssssupport this action, as do my kin.
This was so convincing I almost went and bought Elden Ring just to use this
A true Herald of Nobility.
I recommend going to the caelid highway south and heading south until you find a place with a couple of coffins. Every enemy the wields the weapon so you have a much higher chance of getting it instead of going to limgrave but save thw guy with the fancy hat last as he will turn into a giant
Do it
Oh my good (wo?)man, you simply *must* try the game, it's delightful. Someone with tastes as respectable as yours is bound to enjoy it, and quite thoroughly at that!
This sounds like a well written, arrogant and powerful antagonist in a fantasy story: terrifying. Like when the Gman hires you.
“That’s you. you won. Congratulations, winner” is something GLaDOS would say
0:37 "It is said that an inch gives the hand advantage, but these are the idle words of one who does not know strategy."
-Miyamoto Musashi, Book of the Five Rings
Finnaly a weapon worthy of clashing with The Throngler
but can it stand its ground as a drop against the raging river that is the chancla
Sounds like a used sex toy.
Noble, O Noble…
in short, try sword!
Interesting preference. I’m more of a tungsten cube guy myself.
What about the steel prism?
Honestly though, that'd be an amazing weapon. It'd be so cool to just **cronch** a demigod with a tungsten cube.
Same here buddy
@@bubblinebee **bonk**
GOD SLAIN
Same, but I upgraded to the tungsten sword
"It looks absolutely *Ballin* " quite the noblemans choice of words
Certified limgrave moment here. This sounds like some dialogue that a guy chilling in limgrave would say lol
Literally Kenneth Haight
@@CerealGraph😭
Behold, noble companions! I embarked upon a new journey within the realm of the game and played it with the utmost grace and poise. As I progressed, I found myself yearning for a particular sword, and after a mere five minutes of dedicated effort, I was graced with its presence. Without any need for external aid or hindrance, the sword was fashioned to fit seamlessly within the contours of my own hands, imbuing my every movement with a sublime elegance.
With this sword in my grasp, I felt invincible, as though I could vanquish any foe that dared to stand in my path. The sight of its gleaming blade was a sight to behold, stoking a flame within my soul, and with every stroke, I felt as though I wielded the very essence of gallantry itself. Truly, this was a weapon forged not merely for its utility, but for the sheer joy of wielding such a noble instrument.
Let it be known that the acquisition of this sword was not solely for the purpose of fulfilling a quest, but for the sheer joy it brought me. And in my graciousness, I allowed all those who witnessed my noble endeavor to subconsciously bask in the glory of this divine blade.
But let it also be known that this sword is mine and mine alone, a possession beyond compare, crafted to fit within my very being. It is not meant for any other to wield, but rather to be revered from afar, a symbol of the nobility and elegance that courses through my very soul.
Forget your filthy Moonveils, Meteoric Ores, Rivers of Bloods, Noble's Slender Sword is the real deal.
Moonveils , Rivers ect are only good because of ash , any experienced pvper will never get hit by those , Nobles Slender sword really is one of the best wepons in the game , slap redmanes ash or glintblade ash on it and you will have an absolute monster of a weapon.
@@ktoto2853 no they have good dmg without ash
@@ktoto2853 Not true, I’d suggest you watch a pvp youtuber named Mr_CurL. I love his commentary and skill but he has been hit by corpse piler several times, and it’s only because of the insane reach. You will ABSOLUTELY get hit by RoB but moonveil is way easier to dodge from my experience. Just offhand a buckler and pray that you can get a parry.
@@ktoto2853 My dear sir, have you never heard of the filthy breed known as "Gankers"? A group of these scimbledongs harassing your noble derrier will ensure having a hard time avoiding these battle arts. It truly is a pest.
I personally think that colossal swords are better bc they’re more intimidating, and big, and they bonk more than a rapier
Nobility was granted to me without me even knowing, my slender sword has been gathering dust under a peasant owner... I must make a aristocrat not only worthy of wielding such a godlike weapon but shadow over that which trampled upon what some can only dream of, A spell sword build is proper fancy for such a example of pure grace and benevolence
I've been eyeing up that weapon for a while now, glistening amongst its inferior brethren in my collection of blades, scavenged from the battlefield. Now that I know of its legendary status, I will attempt to wield this graceful blade, although I am unsure whether my skills can truly live up to the potential of this divine masterwork.
...an hour or so later...
After some time with this noble shaft I can indeed sense its mighty power, however I lack the materials required to lift this weapon to its purest form. I shall embark on a quest to find these stones and allow the smithing master to bless this blade with his masterful skills, and only then will the true might of this noble blade be truly unleashed. My enemies will know only humility as I nobly smite them with golden grandeur.
it has absurdly low stat requirements so if you have a way to get it, you have a way to use it.
A good forge indeed...
Yes, you must grow a pair of stones to accompany your mighty, noble, long, and slender _sword._
The mismatched regal tone and the words “it’s absolutely balling” is so funny to me
From a modern military perspective, the noble slender sword, aka small sword aka officer's sword, is the best sword because it's light, small, and fits easily under the banquet table.
If I actually wanted to hurt someone, I'd recommend the Master Chief's cutlass, or Javelin missile system.
My preferred weapon type is anything in 105mm
a ballistic katana bayonett on my type 99
My favorite personally is the F-15 loaded with 2000 lbs bomb munitions
@@D.b._Lord that’s odd, my favorite is an ADFX-01 “Morgan” loaded with a TLS, MBPM, and IEWS jammer
@@user-gn5sg9vj3i That's a great choice, however I do not have any money sadly.
this was incredible. subscribed instantly thank you for this video, Foppish Snape
This a certified Elden Ring moment. Who needs maidens when you have Noble's Slender sword? 😂
When you can’t get yourself a maiden.
First, Noble’s Slender Sword. Then, try backstabbing.
A true nobleman needs not maidens, for he takes on only maids and butlers, valets, guards and wards. To sully oneself by fraternising with a maiden would detract from the elevation and purity of the name of your house.
@@therighttrousers343 damn
Keep Ranni's name out of your DAMN MOUTH
@@spicynips8466 william wanted to protect his maidens pride
looooooooool.... totally worth the watch and the audio deserves an award .
Okay, clearly this man is on a level I can only aspire to be, because that last point flipped my opinion on its rarity. Well played, much like if you were wielding said blade.
The content itself is pretty funny, but the reading is amazing. Very well done, fits the tone extremely well.
Oh boy, I sure hope this weapon has good poise damage, I'd hate for enemies to shrug off hits from it like gnat bites and just one shot me with the counterhits from my own attacks.
my guy never heard of trading hits 🗿
@@DronesOverTheMoon it has been scientically proven that trading hits is worse for your health then not getting hit
Also trading hits requires vigor , which makes you seem like a peasant thats barely surviving the winter
That’s what square off is for.
@@olixx1213 wait, people are elitist about builds that get 1-shot by other players?
People will say 60 Vigor is mandatory and then complain that the mechanics that do %hp damage are overpowered. Now I think "balance" in a Souls game is a laughable concept as DS3 has Daggers with Katana hitstun so I say do whatever build you want as the deadliest blade is a blade you're familiar with
This is the kind of Elden Ring content I've been craving. Thank you.
This guy sounds like a fantasy villain. He'd feel home in a GRRM or a Brandon Sanderson novel.
Highprince Torol Sadeas much?
Well, GRRM wrote some of Elden Ring’s story so we’re not too far off.
I thought he was dr evil 😂
Facts. I got this sword a while back and something told me to level it up. Dude the scaling on any of the infusions is top notch. A str/dex build with some faith buffs makes this sword more amazing than it already is. If you're a master at parrying you could forget about hp and pump all your runes into those sttas and become a monster.
can we appreciate how he's getting better everyday?
I don't know; *can* we?
@@imveryangryitsnotbutter yes
That's because he has his tungsten cube.
The longer Jeaney remains on Earth, the stronger he will become.
dam this was really well written ! great job, dude. i really like the dialogue
2:05 I'm just entranced by how he pronounces "balling."
The “Congratulations, winner.” Got me
Reason one: It is loooooooooooong and it looks balling.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
My friend just got this in our DLC prep run and hasn’t seen it before so I ran him this certified classic. Thanks as always for the best TH-cam video
When the world needed him most, he returned.
shut up he was only gone for 10 days hardly returned
And although he is still learning, I believe jeaney can save the world
Never thought I'd hear a nobleman say the word "balling."
waited 10 days for this
you never disappoint us jeaneh
Honestly this video taught me this was a rare drop, I have like 3 of them but now I'll consider using them after viewing this thing. The 7 reasons have me sold!
"You wanna buy some opulent deathsticks? "
[waves hand equipped with a spiked caestus] "You don't want to sell me opulent deathsticks."
This exposition of the noble _Noble's Slender Sword_ is nobly exquisite.
This is low-key high-key great writing
And this is how you can become a voice actor:
-make a channel voice acting comment
-be really f ing good at it
2 years later, still brilliant. Smacks of new money, doe
"Parry my noble slender sword you filthy peasant, oh ho but I jest, because you can't, my noble slender sword is too mighty for your simple and inelegant piece of steel, tis a shame"
holy sh*t you linked the weapons wiki page, that's awesome
This is exactly the type of video I watch at 2:00 a.m. in the morning that makes me question whether I'm asleep or awake
Great video, nothing but facts spoken. Got the noble’s slender sword for my int/fth golden order build and I love it! Does great damage and looks elegant af. Sometimes I’ll stop after a battle just to admire it☺️
Opulent deathstick, what a most wonderful way to describe such a weapon
Yeah. Go with nobility built.
upgrade int as the proof of education.
Upgrade sword to scale melee as it is the proof we are rich enough to hire a competent blacksmith.
Become heroes for both might and magic because choosing is for peasants.
Actually using every game mechanic including the abuse and dirty tricks because we are noble not some brain-dead caveman with a stick.
I feel better now. Thank you, my noble friend.
@@DanLekin no worries my noble friend. It will take time for those plebian to realize that str and dex are just stats check, most of the damage from those build are come from the upgraded weapon after all.
The best build in this game is the nobility, as you can still use fully upgraded melee weapon. Plus with large option of magic and spell. And our enormous vigor.
Being noble is not about working hard. It's about outsmarting your opponent. Also about to use our spirits ash servant to collect rune for us because we are their lord.
@@reisawatariX3 average gamer after playing a souls game once
@@cataclystp everything now is a challenge run once you beat a souls game.
We need to squeeze all the content out of the game before the next installment in the next 10 years after all.
Because oh boi... Once they touch that robot I'm scared they won't be back anymore...
@@reisawatariX3 armored core?
It's actually my favorite weapon in the game and I used it for most of the game (switched out at the end). The color looks really good with the kinds of armor that I use
His voice kind of sounded like Snape. Made the video even funnier imagining Snape saying all of that😂
Snape giving the Tarnished detention after the Tarnished killed all the other Raya Lucarian students.
Glad I'm not the only one who recognized it. 😂
never expected this to be so utterly brilliant
I didn't know it was that rare of a drop, I tossed it into the inventory and left it to take dust since I'm a clergy beast with a scythe and a morning star
I could listen to Jeaney for hours without getting bored
*This guy really wrote a whole novel, huge respect!*
I dual wield these and was excited to see someone finally talk good about it and I was NOT dissatisfied
“He’s back… HE’S BAAAAAAAACK!” - Agent Stone
Immediately checked my inventory to see if I possessed this blade, this manifestation of opulence itself. Lo, I had not one, but two.
Thank you, 70 Arcane.
Dual wield them to flex on the lesser nobility.
The joke is that Elden Ring players feel like they have to overcompensate, so they love the Noble's Slender Sword
The NSS is unironically one of the best weapons in the game. The ability to choose an affinity and select a Weapon Art (or even to retain the top of the line Square Off WA) means that it’s flexible. It has excellent range and attacks quickly, allowing it to apply status effects efficiently. And it scales well with Dex, which is a premier stat for casting sorceries or invocations, should you wish to. Its big weaknesses are lacking the AR scaling and bleed of the Uchigatana, for a similarly strong weapon.
@@Corrael so basically it’s the lothric knight sword 2
@@bingusthegreat9733 yes
@@bingusthegreat9733
No that's the Lordsworn sword.
The noble slender sword is that but much cooler
@@bingusthegreat9733 Lothric knight sword? You mean the baller swag sword 2
Inspiring. I'm going to start fully RPing as an Aristocrat in game for being summoned. While the Noble's Slender Sword is beyond reproach, spare a thought for our raiment. The Aristocrat sets leave something to be desired; the chest pieces are all a bit 'grubby'. (The Aristocrat Headband or Aristocrat Hat however are musts.) The Guardian Garb is very smart. I'm also partial to Marias' Robe. But the Preceptor's gloves and boots complete any Aristocrat's look. Balling and winning!
Average gamer sitting in his room 4 years without sunlight
This is the best video I've seen in a very long time!
3 minutes of Noble Sword Squabbling. What a wonderful world
Found this channel being a souls fan THIS IS FANTASTIC!
I feel like not knowing what this game is makes this even funnier
The fact this is all actual valid arguments is insane
Weapon arts are so powerful there’s no reason to actually attack with the weapon
The sarcasm was relentless, quite impressive.
As someone that beat the Entire Game with this Sword out of Spite,it truly is......A sword
Thank you for this!
When I saw the original reddit post, I went on a noble killing rampage to get it for myself.
It’s not very effective for me personally, but it’s a nice thing to have.
Thanks you for the tips Severus
Imagine having to close your distance in order to engage in combat with your foe.
This post was written by the bow and arrow gang.
Imagine how excited this guy must be for the new Light Greatsword weapon type.
It's also the best status sword. It takes barely any hit to it's damage when infusing with bleed or poison, and it actually gets an increase in it's dex scaling you infuse it as such.
1:40 the autoirony of this line killed me
Rise up, Noble’s Estoc committee! We must depose these filthy pretenders who believe themselves to be nobles.
1. Because it is
2. Because it is
3. Because it is
4. Because it is
5. Because it is
6. Because it is
7. See above
2:43 what was that on the left side of the screen?
The soul of your enemies dying from the sword
fair point, fair point... counter point, Dual-weild Greatswords go swoosh
Me explaining to my friends why the Noble's Slender Sword is the best:
I've never played Elden Ring, but the fact this looks like a Skyrim loading screen really hits home.
I was with you until you insulted Rogiers rapier. How dare you insult the truest gentleman of all time
You are a gentleman, a useless quality in the wasteland that is the lands between. NSS users are above you, they shine over your little rapier and laugh at your sad little grey stick. NSS are nobles.
He a simp that fights you in the death root area.
@@lexkek5625 Hey it’s not his fault he got turned into a puppet by fia. Man was literally in a wheelchair
"Thats what summons are for!" was unfathomably smug, dayum
i hate that this is reminding me of severus snape _i'm not even a harry potter fan_
edit: NO WAIT I JUST THOUGHT OF AN EVEN FUNNIER CHARACTER TO PAIR THIS WITH. KRISTOPH GAVIN FROM ACE ATTORNEY
“Your puissance is yours alone, your weapon is just an accessory to that” goes pretty damn hard.
These are all actually great reasons to use this sword. It has low base damage, sure, but some really awesome scaling.
okay but the poise damage is so bad that you just get deflected and counterattacked to oblivion
@@mushroomy9899 you replied to a year old comment on a silly meme video. Your opinions are literally worthless
I say, that was hilariously written and executed, good sir. Well done.
Preceptor Seluvis tells you how and why you should use this weapon
Never have I ever thought I'd hear a British man pronounce "puissance" so well ! It gives me life.
As dark souls player, i can confirm backstabbing and parrying is the most noble thing ever.
Ohhh i missed this video, such undeniable facts are hard to come by
"Only the luckiest and most privileged aristocratic-killers may own this opulent deathstick"
I have never read such an intense and beautiful sentence in my 22 yrs of existence, Bravo indeed 👏👏
Thanks for the breakdown Professor Snape