Your Best Friend Accidently Cures Your Vampirism (gender neutral) [NO DEATH]

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  • @swaid7554
    @swaid7554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    You sell the lines so well, its hard to believe I wrote them. Fantastic job, I love it, had me smiling the whole way through.
    Was inspired by TechnoScoprion's fear of vampires.

    • @ownzone8172
      @ownzone8172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ok if I'm allowed to be that guy for a minute
      Is there going to be a part 2?

    • @daydreamteam1366
      @daydreamteam1366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ownzone8172 I too, Like to be that guy sometimes.
      I loved both the script and macabre's rendition of it.
      Don't feel pressured, I know nothing of the writer's side of these situations, I hope you had fun writing it.

    • @Nebulaj9x
      @Nebulaj9x 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay seriously comment section we need to have a talk there was a somebody literally two seconds ago who was a former Twitter user was bad-mouthing the lady here I mean the voice actor here excuse my messed up words but anyways there was somebody making a complaint on how this voice actor hit right here who did this vampire roleplay because they didn't like how it was done I guess their way of putting it not mine

    • @ownzone8172
      @ownzone8172 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nebulaj9x haters will hate I say this is the best vampire script I've heard in my life and could be an exceptional plot for a mystery/thriller movie so I'll say this one more time to the script writer.
      Part 2 please?

    • @Nebulaj9x
      @Nebulaj9x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ownzone8172 I guess you and me on the same boat I like these kind of things he keeps me on my toes and on the edge of my seat waiting for the next episode no matter how long it takes I drop everything and zone myself in to the episode

  • @arkraith4148
    @arkraith4148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    How deep do you want the lore to go in this random 20 minute ASMR to go?
    Macabre: "Yes"

  • @pupperking4166
    @pupperking4166 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Gotta love the selflessness of this character. Like "you're hungry, I'm pure fresh blood, drink up!"

  • @MacaldaReye
    @MacaldaReye  3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    The script for this video was the first place winner from my discord’s fall festival script writing contest! Script written by Swaid!

    • @AyubuKK
      @AyubuKK 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice

    • @Nebulaj9x
      @Nebulaj9x 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh that's not good I hope she can fix it

    • @MichaelDouglas-fd7gn
      @MichaelDouglas-fd7gn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is this related vampire girlfriend one?

    • @Nebulaj9x
      @Nebulaj9x 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MichaelDouglas-fd7gn I have no idea 🤔

    • @jackoconnor5590
      @jackoconnor5590 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MichaelDouglas-fd7gn Hank Pym?

  • @brobersparsnips3008
    @brobersparsnips3008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Imagine being born a vampire and one day becoming human. Having to breathe and hearing your own heartbeat must be scary. But on the flip side, imagine being able to go out and see the sun. You'd probably only do it out of intense curiousity, and it be terrifying to do, but man would thay be a hell of an experience.

  • @nikori4994
    @nikori4994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    That relatable moment when your bestie cures the curse that's kept you on this mortal plane for eons.

    • @damianwolfe613
      @damianwolfe613 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      last time that happened I also felt the sting of betrayal from 2 out of the 4 playable characters in the entire game and one of those 2 was there in game of the series. Darn you Celebrimbor and Eltariel.

    • @aaerondight5163
      @aaerondight5163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol hate it when that happens

    • @ouchiegiverjr
      @ouchiegiverjr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@damianwolfe613 I just finished my 4th play through of that game, lotta problem but man I loved that story, what a clever way to cover a “plot hole” from the original, and damn do I love my ultra aggressive mad elf lad XP

  • @notsuh86
    @notsuh86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    If this gets another part, I could see her having to protect the listener from their vampire friends yet part of her acting like an animal guarding it's meal from others partly due to the effect the "blue blood" had on the listeners blood. It might take a bit to convince the other friends the listener is their friend turned human and if need be one of them drinks the "blue blood" and turns human as well.

  • @apieceoftapeva2558
    @apieceoftapeva2558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Damn, I knew I should've asked my doctor if *HCP* was right for me
    Side effects of HCP may include:
    Loss of vampiric abilities
    Increased heart rate
    Heart rate
    Death
    And being part of a really good plot

    • @Ianite8916
      @Ianite8916 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No death just life

  • @anthonysaylor8120
    @anthonysaylor8120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    You know, part of me wonders... she assumes the elders want to turn on their own kind with the cure blood. What if they actually want to be human again? Just because she loves undeath so much doesn't mean they do, at their age.
    Hell, what if they were working on this for centuries? Something this revolutionary doesn't get solved in a day. Especially considering how far modern medicine has come and as she said, far easier access to blood.

    • @popivan428
      @popivan428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would love something like that. Maybe even an asmr with a elder working on it so we can hear him explain why he wants to return to humanity

  • @burdhops
    @burdhops 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Now i cant stop thinking of how a part 2 would go down, so many idea's!

    • @notsuh86
      @notsuh86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I could see it involving other vampire friends and one or more of them having trouble resting from feeding.
      Although I wouldn't be surprised if there is a side effect of drinking a rehumanized vampire.

    • @mrsarcasticmc3334
      @mrsarcasticmc3334 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@notsuh86 love the idea

  • @shadownight9025
    @shadownight9025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    love it

  • @lacalacaardiente8779
    @lacalacaardiente8779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Finally
    Someone who succed in breaking my chains of eternal suffering
    My soul Will serve you forever

  • @retrosaturn202
    @retrosaturn202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Interesting concept can’t wait to see how it flies

  • @andreasostlund4081
    @andreasostlund4081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is quite possibly the best thing you've ever put on this channel, next to Yoshi falling down a well and the alien series of course. Overall excellent, id love to see a part two.

  • @chuchupow
    @chuchupow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Macabre: "Whoa why are they keeping blue-coloured blood?"
    Me: "Probably made for Florida. One of their staple flavours is blue-flavour after all"
    You know what? This definitely sounds like a Floridaman vampire story: Floridaman Vampire breaks into blood bank for blue-flavoured blood only to accidentally cure themselves of their vampirism then fights off hungry civilians using samurai sword and a handful of spaghetti

    • @king_of_idiots9070
      @king_of_idiots9070 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heavy emphasis on the handful of spaghetti

    • @Deleted-Banana
      @Deleted-Banana 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I do love one of my kind turning into a more bizarre thing.

    • @Da_Shark
      @Da_Shark 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@king_of_idiots9070 in the anime adaptation it's the spaghetti nit the sword that is glowing

  • @kingkurok3149
    @kingkurok3149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Excuse me!?!?
    How do you accidentally cure vampirism
    That's like accidentally giving someone cancer, how do you mess up that badly

    • @marcus4046
      @marcus4046 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They put /cure_vp into the system.

  • @l00rd_pisoteart.86
    @l00rd_pisoteart.86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Interesting dynamic between listener and friend. It was great.

  • @crazyanimegamer5667
    @crazyanimegamer5667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Finally!!!!! I can enjoy pizza,hotdogs,burgers,fries,ice cream, cake,donuts, and pie again!!!!!! YAHOOOOO!!!!!!!!

  • @S_047
    @S_047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Don't know if I feel safe and warm being nommed on... Or fear and worry ....

  • @Uh_Queso42
    @Uh_Queso42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I spent the whole day listening to your audio and when I seen there was a premiere I had to hop on

  • @Blindluck92
    @Blindluck92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Her: "You're my friend, and yet I just want to dig into your chest and bite into your beating heart."
    Me: "By this point, if you didn't have at least *some* wish to inflict bodily harm upon me, I'd have to call our entire friendship into question."
    Her: "...That's fair."

  • @null5791
    @null5791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Soo technically in this vampire universe because we are mortal now…are we like gonna be more like a living blood bag? A pet? Or a bit of both to her? Also I really love this concept, the moral dilemma of friend becoming irresistible food is very interesting to me. I hope to see this play out more in the future! :)

  • @cucumber7199
    @cucumber7199 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Cucumber Approved 🥒

  • @fork8575
    @fork8575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    So there's no side effects like turning to dust or instantly rotting away from my vampirism being cured awesome celebratory song
    🎶
    I see the crystal raindrops fall
    And the beauty of it all
    Is when the sun comes shining through
    To make those rainbows in my mind
    When I think of you sometime
    And I wanna spend some time with you
    Just the two of us
    We can make it if we try
    Just the two of us
    (Just the two of us)
    Just the two of us
    Building castles in the sky
    Just the two of us
    You and I
    We look for love, no time for tears
    Wasted water's all that is
    And it don't make no flowers grow
    Good things might come to those who wait
    Not for those who wait too late
    We gotta go for all we know
    Just the two of us
    We can make it if we try
    Just the two of us
    (Just the two of us)
    Just the two of us
    Building them castles in the sky
    Just the two of us
    You and I
    I hear the crystal raindrops fall
    On the window down the hall
    And it becomes the morning dew
    And darling when the morning comes
    And I see the morning sun
    I wanna be the one with you
    Just the two of us
    We can make it if we try
    Just the two of us
    (Just the two of us)
    Just the two of us
    Building big castles way on high
    Just the two of us
    You and I
    Just the two of us
    (We can make it, just the two of us)
    Let's get it together baby (yeah)
    (Just the two of us)
    Just the two of us
    (We can make it, just the two of us)
    (Just the two of us)
    (We can make it, just the two of us)
    (Just the two of us)
    (We can make it, just the two of us)
    (Just the two of us)
    (We can make it, just the two of us)
    (Just the two of us)
    (We can make it, just the two of us)
    (Just the two of us)🎶

  • @AyubuKK
    @AyubuKK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This got me in the zone. Thank you.

  • @adudenameddamian1987
    @adudenameddamian1987 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wanna know how’d it feel to go back to regular food after absorbing blood for main source of nutrients

  • @Deleted-Banana
    @Deleted-Banana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Finally! HAHAHAHA! The sun is praised by me once again!

  • @redcottage
    @redcottage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now here's another theory, what if the elders are trying to find a way to make a human/vampire hybrid so then vampires don't have to just hunt at night but they accidentally made a cure instead

  • @ripxdoc
    @ripxdoc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    yoooo that was a brilliant listen, great job. 👏👏
    made my day.

  • @king_of_idiots9070
    @king_of_idiots9070 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I hope we get a part 2!!

  • @sarekpaine930
    @sarekpaine930 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *kissing her romantically while cuddling with her*

  • @happymolecule8894
    @happymolecule8894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is totally what my best friend would do.

  • @picklesenate9681
    @picklesenate9681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now I am become human, destroyer of earth.

  • @diegoramos2701
    @diegoramos2701 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes he is a vampire who came to your house to make friends as a right he is your neighbor... and opened the window to check who was here

  • @angelmatiastorres
    @angelmatiastorres 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is so cute can wait!

  • @undefined7172
    @undefined7172 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well great now I can go outside in the daytime :)
    Actually sits at home in the dark like a boss

  • @MOG_OliGomPos
    @MOG_OliGomPos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Até hoje nunca encontrei nenhum outro canal de ASMR com efeitos sonoros tão bem freitos e editados. Ótimo trabalho com a sonoplastia.

  • @Antasma1
    @Antasma1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Was getting nervous with the blood sucking till I remembered the [No Death]

  • @confusedchocolate5260
    @confusedchocolate5260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm curious if this is that future world order lazarus wanted or if it's an entirely different world?

  • @WarbirdPhoenix
    @WarbirdPhoenix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh but there was a death.
    Partying all night and sleeping all day is no longer a requirement. 😞

  • @emileeteresta8033
    @emileeteresta8033 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this. I hope it gets a part two.

  • @thesaviourfromheavensunwuk9639
    @thesaviourfromheavensunwuk9639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh I love this one

  • @Neutral_Tired
    @Neutral_Tired 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Technically, this one comes with resurrection, which is better than no death.
    Reverse death

  • @georgel.awrence
    @georgel.awrence 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Such a cool concept, great video

  • @LittleZombiePie
    @LittleZombiePie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me with all my vampire perks now Gone: Well shi-

  • @eallen4911
    @eallen4911 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What an interesting audio. You're a natural.

  • @jamesgudgeon4868
    @jamesgudgeon4868 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    A vampire turning human interesting twist 🤔

  • @thehousemaster5292
    @thehousemaster5292 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    well that's the last time i drink anything that i dont know what it is

  • @rudyflorestheswitchblade4462
    @rudyflorestheswitchblade4462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    So, I'm no longer a Vampire??? WHY!?

  • @catinthebox9400
    @catinthebox9400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No, I want to be a vampire

  • @asmrarchive8201
    @asmrarchive8201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pet food? Dafaq? Do humans no longer exist in this world or something?

  • @crowmanmoonlight946
    @crowmanmoonlight946 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yess i love a good vampire story, and i'm really liking this one🖤☝️👌

  • @Tyrannosaurus.rex.
    @Tyrannosaurus.rex. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When was the last time you did a video that had "best friend" in the title?

  • @KKINGDARX
    @KKINGDARX 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Underrated audio!

  • @pizzam4nn
    @pizzam4nn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bruh... I just got rid of the dawnguard...

  • @shadowfang269
    @shadowfang269 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    …i swear they have a necromancer working on that

  • @Linkiux
    @Linkiux 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Iam gonna age and iam goonna die!!!

  • @thesnortfort
    @thesnortfort 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    How dare you, I was the worst thing to hit these streets after the mullet

  • @LeeQuackAttack
    @LeeQuackAttack 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's a really cool twist

  • @DeHerg
    @DeHerg 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "If you want to make a change in the world sometimes you have to dare to be stupid"
    fucking Brujah, always the same

  • @shadowkingdarksin3980
    @shadowkingdarksin3980 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The deepest words i have ever hear in my ears 😢

  • @TyroneBruinsmaFilms
    @TyroneBruinsmaFilms 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mother Macabre = goodest cutest bean

  • @DoomGoon
    @DoomGoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    We ever gonna get a new alien abduction episode 😆 🤣 I'm dying to know what happened

  • @Mr.Kurly1379
    @Mr.Kurly1379 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Would be one hell of a night.

  • @memeweirdguyn.0019
    @memeweirdguyn.0019 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What Mother Macabre hasn't shown us is that our new cured Vampire has been going absolutely nuts repeating over and over for the past few minutes
    *"ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT WAS THAT EASY?!?!?! WAS NO MORE COMPLICATED THAT WHAT YOU JUST DID?!?!? I SPENT 100 OR MORE YEARS WITH THIS CURSE WHEN I COULD JUST ASK YOU FROM DAY TWO OF OUR RELATIONSHIP TO CURE ME?"*

  • @veronicam780
    @veronicam780 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yay im a snack now!

  • @tolblackburn7995
    @tolblackburn7995 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tips cap to writer and actress. Great work.

  • @7352100
    @7352100 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    And then you died because you couldn't breathe in the coffin

  • @Unlimited_Slip
    @Unlimited_Slip 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    So good!

  • @picklesenate9681
    @picklesenate9681 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Old steppy sounds?

  • @kisoogavares8722
    @kisoogavares8722 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel like instead of no death it should be undeath

  • @AsuraTheVampire
    @AsuraTheVampire 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    So this is what it's like to be human? It sucks, turn me back!

  • @spideymenz5738
    @spideymenz5738 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very interesting

  • @crazyanimegamer5667
    @crazyanimegamer5667 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    An interesting plot!!!!! 😀

  • @kristhetankhunter2730
    @kristhetankhunter2730 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice

  • @nicholasjohnston1970
    @nicholasjohnston1970 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn what is it with you and making 20 minute asmr videos with more interesting lore then most tv shows

  • @dispurson6421
    @dispurson6421 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Waaaaiit, no death tag...but we were dead before and now we live......hmmmmmm🤔🤔🤔

  • @yosef-hf2de
    @yosef-hf2de 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    👍

  • @Reeves319
    @Reeves319 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Vampires are cool

  • @emobichcos0126
    @emobichcos0126 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Part 2

  • @unknownstranger3646
    @unknownstranger3646 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I look foward to part two

  • @loneargonian
    @loneargonian 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is weird but you sound a lot like my best friend

  • @ekas9248
    @ekas9248 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why doesn't she just try to turn us herself? Like the normal way

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I imagine that vampirism in this audio follows Morrwind rules: once you are cured of vampirism, you can't be turned again.

    • @ekas9248
      @ekas9248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah. Makes sense.
      Like curing a disease makes you immune to it, more or less.

    • @ninjaranger21
      @ninjaranger21 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They prolly don't know. The friend didn't recognize the word Human. She and the listener were spawned, I can assume this whole colony is too. No idea why we didn't turn into a vampire after being bitten though

  • @Da_Shark
    @Da_Shark 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    STOP TEASING AWESOME STORIES AND NEVER DOING ANYTHING WITH THEM
    AGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

  • @theman5921
    @theman5921 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro? U a vamp? Kinda cringe lemme fix that.

    • @theman5921
      @theman5921 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can't believe my shidpost comment got a like from Mommo Gobbo herself