World of Warships - Suffering For Your Entertainment
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.ย. 2024
- Take everything you've learned about how World of Warships is supposed to work and ignore it, now watch as FlimsyLunchTray suffers trying to make sense of it.
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Thanks for the feature Jingles, glad you enjoyed it! o7 You had me rolling with laughter at your commentary, hahaha.
Have a good weekend everyone 😄
Best Regards,
FLT
Man i just felt sorry for you there, that was painfull to watch 😂, as jingles sayd, you didnt do anything wrong... RNGesus must have been on vacation during your battle😅
@@naggarond Old Testament RNGesus was on shift.
Bro I think I had Flimsy Lunch tray in my Cherry blossom operation about 2 weeks ago. U were playing a Z-23. Greetings from Shipkiller57!
“o7” … 🤦🤦♂🤦♀
NO ONE, ANYWHERE, EVER, SALUTES with their LEFT arm/hand. If the “7” is your right arm, you're saluting with your back to the person you're saluting (not very respectful IMHO).
Thanks for the game.
Does sacrifices to Stalin work in WOW, I think you need a lot more then you sent LOL
Best of luck next time, that was some crazy bad luck on everything.
"Suffering for your entertainment" could fit just about every WoWs video on the channel
If it's that way for the ones we see just imagine all the ones we don't
45% WR they play for FUN and i play to suffer
not this channel. This channel offers Jingles' historical reviews and hilarious laughing. A pint for my friend Paul.
The real question is: Do i need to feel bad for enjoying watch him suffer?
@@cgilleybsw It's fun watching a Jingles video but the game is dire....
That cheeky “yeah eat shit Midway” at the end was just the best Jingles
6 shots
6 hits
1 pen
500 damage
Random sailors birdhouse project....
Vaporized
OH NO!!!, the Sea Scouts were on board, someone will have to answer for that !, LOL.
Jingles was having such a good time narrating this video with a heavy case of the laughies. 😂
I was laughing right along with him! 😂
In another bit of poetic justice: just lovely to see that the first time AP did work as advertised in this match, it was on the Midway. I imagine that the dev that pulled this practical joke (clutching at straws here) must have had trouble wiping the grin off his face.
3:35 You can tell plainly by the lack of the rear turret reloading even without going back, that this is high explosive.
13:55 Also, that's the third enemy Flesh Wound award, so that's interesting.
Jingles moment.
Name a more iconic duo than Jingles calling everything under the sun a battlecruiser.
You can’t.
Why is it that the first ship he citadels is the carrier? Can we just stop and talk about this for a second😂😂😂
I know right? I had a Moskva BULLY MY ASS back to port in a Buffalo by lol penning my bow over and over and over. WTF was up with the Accuracy?! Like I know its Russian but come on, the Moskva last I checked had pretty good accuracy.
To me it seems like the guns on the Moskva are really only effective against carriers and broadsiding cruisers
Bro, you are so right?! lmao 🤣
Best Regards,
FLT
Every other ship was too angled (check the minimap) or too armoured (Schlieffen has a 380mm belt). Carrier was full broadside with very thin citadel armour. No mind tricks needed
Balans
this whole video is just an oh jingles moment
Correct. It's been a minute since I played, but I seem to recall Moskva having pretty bad pen angles, so naturally, when every target that is fired at with AP is angled, you ain't doing much. Of course, since the Midway was not angled, then it was citadel city
That ap performance is pretty much what I see as a member of the ap overpen club. a dd can overpen a bb when you are a member.
How the Hell is that even possible? How do you OVERPEN a Battleship with Secondary Batteries? Maybe on the Super Structure cus reasons (even then that should be rare) but that should not be possible anywhere else.
@@jaywerner8415 it is a bug that started back around the 10 set of updates. once it affects you your ap for any ship hits like Yamato main ap. a complete uninstall-reinstall cycle does not fix it. a hard drive wipe / replacement has shown a 50% chance of fixing it.
@@jaywerner8415 technically a dd main battery and other secondaries is fuck you war gaming says so
I put down the game when a certain match just broke me. I cant remember what ships they were but I was shooting at the waterline of a broadside battleship. I was watching the shells, they did hit near the waterline and the center. All overpens. Return salvo annihilated me.
I can't enjoy a game with this degree of RNG.... And then there is the "overpen when plunging fire impacts the ship lengthwise". How does the happen? Did the shell hit the superstructure, go through the whole ship, exited on the bottom, and then exploded?
@@nazamroth8427 o yeah i had one game where i was shooting the one of the American hybrids as a Alabama and they all bounced or shattered then two games later im playing that hybrid and another Alabama took 2rds of my health some distnce and angle
A frequent moskva player here, the crap rng on the AP is actually very common and it's rare when you get a game where the AP actually preform like it's supposed to
I love hearing Jingles laugh. lol
The reason the "broadside" AP hits didn't do much was because the ships were angled - look at the minimap when the shots land, the ships were (in some cases very) angled.
Jingles milked it abit for sure. As soon as they turned in you can tell he's not going to get much damage.
@@tomriley5790 also, Moskva penetration was incredible for its time, but it's merely good in 2024. Combined with the lack of enhanced ricochet angles and it's nothing like the battleship he claims it to be. It also helps if you aim properly in order to get penetrations.
finally someone that understands how ap works.
They are getting lots of over-pens so is he also aiming too high to hit the citadel?
Having sold mine to get the Maine, I was having seller's remorse, but now I'm feeling much better. Thanks Jingles and FLT!
10:00
To penetrate the citadel you have to hit the citadel.
Moskva is obviously hitting the soft spots, overpenetrating, makes sense.
Its the ricochets in the same salvo I don't get.
It all makes sense to someone, I'm sure.
Edit: Thanks for your thoughts and clarefications, it makes sense.
So, basically, he keeps missing the citadel.
No-hit=No-pen
He's aiming at deck height so the overpens are through superstructure and the ricochets are off turrets and possibly belt armour, I think.
Jingles said higher velocity shells, yes?
Higher velocity = shallower ballistic arc = flatter plunge angles. Deck riccochets.
Also, the higher velocity likely means less time available to fuse before over-penetrating out the other side.
And it did look like a lot of shot leads were too high, and too far ahead. So either skipping across the forward deck, or punching through the bow.
Exactly. You can easily have some shots in the same salvo hit the belt or the deck at a shallow angle (ricochet) and others hit the bow or stern (overpen).
@@johnnyenglish583 That was what I was thinking
And some ships where actually angled when Jingles said they were broadside.
yes. overpen just means you didnt hit the citadel. period
I love the way Jingles joyfully exclaims, "Nothing!!!" Brutal.
Flimsy Lunch Tray has his own TH-cam channel. Thanks for featuring him.
great replay! i know this suffering all too well! i feel ya man i really do!
I consider the fourth turret of the Annapolis a nerf for the exact reason shown here. A shitty Des Moines captain will maybe stay angled and ignore that they can't use the third turret... but not using two turrets? Impossible. "...must...show...broadside...!"
It's similar to the mindset of IJN cruiser players with regard to torp use. 😇
He had his brrrt gimmick going so he _absolutely had_ to use all 4 turrets to get MAXIMUM DPM
I thought the Moakva was a submarine.
The Moskva captain has angered the ghost of Stalin.
RNGesus was very angry with him...
well it made up for that yesterday when we were sync dropping and he permanently got fires on me XD
To hear the sounds from outside the confessional when this is what is being discussed would become the new, " Dropped the bible HOW many times did you ?, thought we are not meant to hear what is going on , LOL ".
There’s something wrong with our bloody guns today!
Sir the seagulls pooped in the guns🎉
I stopped playing Moskva for exactly what was seen here. Richochets and overpens forcing HE when EVERYONE on the map can see you almost from the start. Fair play to the captain though, great positioning is what made this work. Another great vid, always a good time with Jingles.
Love watching a video from Jingles before flying to the UK
Your joy is a catchy thing old man, and I do find myslef quite fond of it.
Have a good one, love from France, and catch you next time
Never miss any of your vids!! Thank you and keep it up.
That's, what happens each time, I play Moskwa. Everything normal here.
This game reminded me of the last one I played. Went in with a Devonshire (I’m still working the UK tech tree) and got into a brawl with an Omaha. Full broad side salvo…8. Overpens.
Hi Jingles, kitties and Salt Miners.
I've had a life like this. I do what I'm supposed to do and watch my best efforts do nothing.
As Eric Idle sang while hanging on the cross in Monty Python's: Life of Brian "Life's a piece of sh!t, when you look at it".
Scritches and treats for the girls please.
🐈⬛🐈👑✌️🖖
😂 Thank you for the laughs Mr. J!
thank you kind Sir, you laughter brighten my day
As a Nebraska resident, I will take all the random references I can get. Fun fact: Nebraska is approximately as big as England and Scotland taken together.
Just those two, not Wales as well?
@@Specter2197 the UK stopped Waling decades ago. ;)
Jingles forgetting this is WOWS, he also never showed by great game in a Thunderer where a Shima sneaked up on me and deleted my half health, with it's guns, in two salvos, scoring citadels, or the video from the next game where I was venting in chat about being citadeled by a Shima, being told it wasn't possible, then having it happen again.
There are days where you just have to put the mouse down, accept that it's WOWS and BS happens.
That looked like one of my typical cruiser games to me. I should probably mention I'm great in BBs and DDs but I am just a hole in the water waiting to explode in a cruiser.
Thanks Jingles!!! I thought I was the only one noticing the drop off in point production. I originally put it down to me being a 41%(randoms) player.....but it kept going. O7
At 1:38, if you're interested in the answer. Yes, it can happen, actually. In my country's region, we have The Virunga Mountains, which are a chain of 8 volcanoes located in East-Central Africa along the borders of Rwanda, Uganda, and the DR Congo.
Most are inactive but yes, it can happen.
Admiral Jingles: the best laugh on TH-cam
That shell performance is basically what I expect in every game I play. Cits? Ha-ha, no! Not until the guy's almost dead. Take your overpens and be happy. Once in a while you get to vaporize a nearly full health ship just to keep you from uninstalling.
Jingles, you really need to view the Schieffen's armour model because you seem to think it's made from paper. In what world is a 380mm lower belt (with spaced armour behind), 150mm upper belt, 50mm deck and huge 60mm ice breaker that covers most of the bow considered badly armoured? Its only real weakness is that the casemate guns act like shot traps. There isn't a single plate on the Moskva that is thicker than the comparable one on Schielffen - some plates are less than half thickness.
I think you got a bit carried away by the comparison. The British and German battlecruisers carry 15", 16” or 18” guns. The Moskva only has 220mm guns and STILL has much thinner armour where it counts.
Petro has genuine battleship penetration, not to mention enhanced ricochet angles. In comparison, Moskva only really has the better accuracy and decent penetration. It's not able to pull off crazy citadels on angles battleships in the same way as Petro.
Yes, the armor model would suggest it being tanky.
The Schlieffen is not tanky, it gets nuked by Moskvas regularly.
Stern and Bow plating is 27mm unless I am mistaken, I get that the rest of the ship is well armoured but for what is officially a T10 Battleship (I know its a battle cruiser) it really isn't super strong. I'm also pretty sure it doesn't get a turtleback, its an amazing ship, I unlocked it a few days ago but it does just seem to absolutely eat citadels.
@@HyperScorpio8688 yes, the armour scheme is somewhat awkward, but in raw thickness and coverage it's very good. The way the game models armour and damage is slightly strange (e.g. a 35mm plate bouncing an 18" shell with no damage), but even so the Schlieffen way more resilient against citadels and general damage when giving broadside.
My main gripe was that jingles went overboard with the comparison to Moskva, talking about how it doesn't sacrifice anything. Meanwhile the Schlieffen has much bigger guns much thicker armour over much more of the hull and isn't that much slower. He was shocked when he wasn't able to pen the belt of a Schlieffen when angled at 50 degrees, as if that was unexpected.
@@elijahdeitsch1487 you're correct, but the bow is mostly covered by an icebreaker, so in that respect is similar to Moska. There is pretty good vertical protection on the stern from the extended belt. The citadel is above water, but it's 380mm of external plating then the citadel itself is spaced inboard with additional armour. It mostly eats damage from other BBs due to the awkward shapes and shot traps on the casemate, but in terms of armour thickness and coverage, it's excellent in theory.
My issue is that Jingles was going on and on about how the Moskva doesn't have to sacrifice any armour to get good guns. However, the Schlieffen has much bigger guns, much better armour (in theory) and is almost as fast.
Leaving aside the fact it's a game, if there weren't silly mechanics like the hard overmatch rules (e.g a 32mm plate deflecting a 457mm shell but not a 458mm) then the Schieffen would be far more resilient than Moskva.
Jingles has a very interesting way of confusing a ship's belt armor with its regular plating on other areas.
I remember getting over-pen, pen, shatter and ricochet from the same salvo of AP from a Monarch. Thats why I always had to spam HE.
I have seen myself aiming badly in World of Warships and some of those "bad luck" shots remind me of those.
Looks like he got a shipment of Schindler's shells. Maybe next time he'll buy Monty Burns' shells: they always go off.
Citadels are mostly below the waterlines of the ships. Aim accordingly if you want to score devastating citadel hits.
One of the best FML games I've seen in a while
I feel for that Captain on a spiritual level.
It's almost cruel, how funny Jingles thought this was. lol!
Sir, I must insist that you get out of my head. I just made me dinner and was about to be sad that I don't have any videos in peto to watch while eating, but then there was this precious little notification informing me about a new Mighty Jingles video, and that right there saved my meal!
This game is exactly my wows experience. Has been since Closed Beta, and its never changed a bit
Jingles pissing himself laughing is just what I need on a Friday in work 🤣
This was pretty much every game I played in my Moskva I remember learning about how amazing this ship was and then I got it and all I did was just get wrecked by citadels or screwed over by lack or over penetrations
Now hold on a minute, is that TheRussianBadger as his captain? 2:27
It is Kuznetsov o7
Best Regards,
FLT
I love playing the Khabarovsk because its favorite food is other destroyers.
What a lovely way to start the day with a Jingle's video 🎉
Flimsy... I didn't know I had a twin brother with this much luck
Jingles: MEVER SEEN ANYONE HAVE SUCH BAD LUCK IN THUS SHIP
Me: *_Hold my Moskva_*
I *_HATED_* playing this ship that I traded her for that IX St. Joan German BB.
I gave up on this game at the cv rework, but I was close to getting the most moskva unlocked. Seeing how the ship got nerfed secretly and removed from tech tree is just sad. It was such a dangerous ship in it's release
i swear this game is more RNG based than skill. one game you pen every snapshot for full damage, the next you can have all the well-aimed shots you desire and get shit dispersion, over-pens, and rick-o-shays every salvo. i like everyone else here would love to see some sort of consistency. but instead, we get lots of new premium ships, and gimmick ships they want us to pay for.
glad to see Jingles is having a good time again it has been a long time and fir good reason. welcome back!!!!!
love hearing you laugh jingles. thanks for making life that much more fun.
Pretty sure he´s actually aiming a bit high.
Russian Cruisers have decent Deck armor. That also explains the Overpens and ricochets in the same salvo.
Overpens on the Superstructure, bounces on the deck.
Poor Flimsy. He had to fight uphill battle against RNG this whole match.
This reminds me of my games in my JPan on WoT after an update... I bounced shots off a tier 5 lights not angled rear...
What a game! And your comments are superior. Gruss aus Deutschland, you´re a Hero!
This video sums up my experience in wows
Permission to come abroad! Probably first too!
This looks like a replay of every one of my matches. In any ship.
I haven't played for a long time, but that guy's aim and choice of shots could do with being a lot better!
Actually Jingles, Moskva's HE DPM is pretty good considering the size of her guns. Good fire chance too.
WE ALL LOVE PO TA TOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Increasingly common these days to see Moskva players use HE at anything greater than 15k away regardless of whether it is broadsiding, not sure if the AP pen was altered a while back but it doesn't perform long range like it used to.
Great Battle, Poetic Justice!!!!
FLT and Doombeagle.......2 really good guys
I see no problem here. This is every one of my Warships matches.
LOVE your videos. You are an icon. Thanks
What is the "General Offensive" award?
I've never even heard of it, and two of them are awarded in this game.
Somethings wrong with our Bloody AP today... (perhaps too few dissidents sacrificed?).
And... can we all appreciate the Shima player who sunk an enemy ship with fire at the beginning please?
Flimsy needs to get rid of that Enemy-Ship shaped hole in his shot pattern
Twice there between 3:30 and 4:00 you said "six armor piercing shots out...nothing!!!" a couple of times. Akshewally Jingles, they were HE. And he did get a few pens and overpens, just no fires. Come to think of it, it would have been hilarious if he had started a fire right after you said "armor piercing". In fact, even the preceding salvos from about 3:00 were HE even though he did switch to AP once, and then switched back prior to firing.
That's how my games mostly go. Nice to see I'm not alone.😂
8:28, actually Jingles it’s worse than that. He was shattering and bouncing off the flat broadside, and then over penetrating on the angled broadside. This man was punished for something truly evil in this replay😭😂
A lot of the time he was aiming too high. I reckon it probably bouncing off of the turrets and over penetrating the super structure
Well done Flimsy!
Thanks mate o7
Best Regards,
FLT
This reminds me of a recent match where a Jinan accidentally popped out from an island 4km from my Kremlin. RNG scored it all as ricochets. The reload hitting the exact same spot nuked him.
don't have this ship but it's one of my favorites to rush in the Marceau with AP on its broadside.
I believe this guy is missing the legendary mod for Moskva to be more effective
Yes that is correct, it is up next to obtain as I have spent a lot of RB points for RB ships and some other RB leg mods o7
Best Regards,
FLT
@@FlimsyLunchTray Scumbag WG beeing scumbag. Back in my days you could grind Leg mods for ships for free with combat missions... but I'm glad to see they put that $$$ into copy-paste "new" lines and them sexy Hybrid CVs. Tragedy if you ask me how they are killing this game
Last time I played moskva I had the same issue. Both AP and HE were doing a measley 2k per salvo. Broadside only yielded like 5k at most.
Thanks for the replay, I thought I was the only one always getting the bad RNG.
Most of my BB game look like that, broadside enemy overpen, torpedo belt hit, bounce.
And hen when he is finally on a few hundred HP I get the ctitadel.
Wow, that carrier was hauling some ass
That RNG... I feel that pain... It's pretty much why I stopped being active.
Moskva with unique upgrade is nasty. Amazing accuracy with 21 kms of range.
The AP shells are nowhere near as good as Petro's but you're not supposed to rely on it anyway. For all intents and purposes, it's an HE spammer for the most part.
He must have been sold a load of dodgy shells.
Cruiser captain discovers the average experience of battleship captains.
Claus would say he needs to up his DPM to wargaming... That's Dollars Per Minute.
13:50 and we finally have an answer to the question of who wins in the case of Moskva bias vs Carrier bias lmao
Absolutely hilarious battle.
I feel the need to quote a Hornblower TV movie about the gunnery officer of this ship.
We must celebrate. At least the sources of the Nile have been discovered at last.
There's math and there's when don't math at all.
It didn't kill the other vessel, and don't call me Shirley....
I’m seeing a lot of Jingles commenting about AP doing poorly when Moskva here is actually shooting HE…
The Moskva also has an enormous citadel. A broadside Moskva will pull a Minotaur if it isn't angled.
having played both..i can attest to that. I'm not a good player...and just getting to my camping position in the Moskva without eating a citadel or two beforehand from some BB on the other side of the map was a problem for me. The large spotting distance of the ship made it always uncertain if i would make it.