The WORST GTA Clones on ITCH.IO (Bad itch.io Games)

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  • @qzeq
    @qzeq  2 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    JESSE we must get the qzeq Channel Membership for only $0.99/month!
    Check out all these cool-ass emojis we will get!!

    • @RectangleJourney
      @RectangleJourney 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Heh

    • @devansmell
      @devansmell 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      true fact bro

    • @PapeusHabemus
      @PapeusHabemus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yo mr.white you really convinced me to get qzeq's channel membership I'll join him fast as it's possible.

    • @shadezblade9075
      @shadezblade9075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes

    • @MadF8
      @MadF8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jesse,gta saratow is a russian shit parody!!!!!

  • @halfbakedproductions7887
    @halfbakedproductions7887 2 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    Grand Theft Cringe deserves a solid 9/10 for effort. They really did try.
    Wouldn't take too much more work to get fighting implemented and the driving mechanics sharpened up a bit.

  • @bencesilling5862
    @bencesilling5862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    2:41 Ahh, the Nostalgia!

  • @immernochanders776
    @immernochanders776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    IT WAS NOT THE MOST GTA WE SAW IN THE VIDEO. I SAW THE REAL GTA VICE CITY. hell nooooooo

  • @TheElusiveReality
    @TheElusiveReality 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    to be fair, the one at 3:57 is pretty faithful to the original GTA

  • @kiroshinobi9135
    @kiroshinobi9135 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    2:18 is so nostalgic, God damn the memories bro the memories.

  • @SalvadorDeTotorOFFICIAL
    @SalvadorDeTotorOFFICIAL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Mom can we have Radal?"
    "We have Radal at home"
    Radal at home:

    • @DuckDucky714
      @DuckDucky714 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah man its glizbert glizzanovic

    • @fannyfanny7950
      @fannyfanny7950 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I wonder if they will make a collab

    • @GamerSphere64
      @GamerSphere64 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ngl i like qzeq more

  • @wsnt
    @wsnt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    5:46 🤣 this is a pre-built game omg

    • @hiteshshekhawat3346
      @hiteshshekhawat3346 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I remember playing it on browser

    • @SatyamRaj_07
      @SatyamRaj_07 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's not an Android game. I have played this on my 3g tizen phone. It's name is Grand Crime Gangsta Vice Miami

    • @TheFoxdaWa
      @TheFoxdaWa 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@SatyamRaj_07they never said it was an Android game ?

  • @romaniansof
    @romaniansof 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    7:26 from a Romanian.Mamaia is a seaside resort which litteraly translates to granny(or grandma),the screenshot shows what seems to me like a old dacia police car

    • @Rareselu24
      @Rareselu24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah. It’s a screenshot from the original mamaia vice mod which was quite “huge” back in 08/09 approximately. I think you can actually still find that mod alongside gta Bucharest (san andreas mod) and gta Romania 1 and 2 (a gta 3 mod)

  • @martinlex8369
    @martinlex8369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    You should totally play the official GTA Vice City Mamaia mod. It's legendary in Romanian gaming culture and was a big part of my childhood!

    •  2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I remember I had a version with everything unlocked, vremuri bune.

    • @stefan20034
      @stefan20034 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Adevarat cel mai bun joc

    • @mihailazarel6054
      @mihailazarel6054 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Îmi place Harghita

    • @sorin5255
      @sorin5255 ปีที่แล้ว

      True 🥺

    • @MitacAndrei-d3n
      @MitacAndrei-d3n 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You are right

  • @zhxn9210
    @zhxn9210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    3:53 that is literally a scratch game

  • @scottl.1568
    @scottl.1568 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Thanks for reminding us all that the Vice City soundtrack is STILL undefeated 21 years later 😎

  • @CaptainbomberSaqib7624
    @CaptainbomberSaqib7624 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:51 tommy having good times with the ladies 💀

    • @Bass_Reaper_
      @Bass_Reaper_ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      THIS IS YOUR WAY TO SHINE!!! 💀

  • @SDRIFTERAbdlmounaim
    @SDRIFTERAbdlmounaim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    6:44 most useless blurring on a text ever 😂

  • @tebogomekgoe4226
    @tebogomekgoe4226 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    2:46 he did show them a good time

  • @ypuuh
    @ypuuh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Bruh this feels like when literally every single little kid wanted to play gta v so badly but since theyre little kids their parents didnt let them so they go on the app store and try to find gta free version

  • @mohaadnan1345
    @mohaadnan1345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    4:57 LOL

  • @mvyper
    @mvyper ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Vice City has such an awesome soundtrack. Instant sing along.

  • @nurfai8631
    @nurfai8631 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    5:32 where you find the background?

  • @The_Fox404
    @The_Fox404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Hey qzeq! I'm a new subscriber for a few weeks now and i love the hell out of the content you make. Keep it up! Have a great day!

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq  2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thank you so much! Welcome to the community

    • @boneskkksk
      @boneskkksk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me too, but i subscribed now lol, but his content is awesome

    • @The_Fox404
      @The_Fox404 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@boneskkksk Ik right? It's giving me RADAL vibes.

    • @boneskkksk
      @boneskkksk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@The_Fox404 yeahh

    • @Puxi
      @Puxi ปีที่แล้ว

      @@qzeq Love you so much man, me watch your videos all day long. Did you got claimed for using the songs?

  • @geometryontrack2991
    @geometryontrack2991 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    5:37 GRAND DAD

  • @Spongybobby1
    @Spongybobby1 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    7:46 ROMANIA 💀

    • @ibill4647
      @ibill4647 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That Romania

  • @LiminalSearchingThings
    @LiminalSearchingThings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:19 I played this as a kid without knowing it was a rip off, thanks for making me realize I played a game that is a copy cat

  • @danut7330
    @danut7330 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    1:47 Supercell intro.

  • @blitz3874
    @blitz3874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Holy balls I used to play gta mamaia vice city when i was like 7 or 8. The game was basically gta vice city but with the cars and music replaced with "lore accurate" romanian early 2000s vibes. Nostalgia hits like a train :)

  • @ShXTGUN.
    @ShXTGUN. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    qzeq never fails to make us laugh.

  • @ochinchn_sama8238
    @ochinchn_sama8238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    that vice city scene is so hillarous.💀

  • @Sonert162
    @Sonert162 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:37 i think this is perfect

  • @rambolevi
    @rambolevi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    almost every airsoft player: no full auto in buildings boys
    that one guy: 9:40

  • @kmzoilus2486
    @kmzoilus2486 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "take this 50 cents"
    🤣😂😅😆
    This guy is hilarious

  • @cruise1o1
    @cruise1o1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:52 you didn't mean that right?😂😂

  • @TylerGreen
    @TylerGreen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for playing my GTA game!!

  • @DBond-ww1hv
    @DBond-ww1hv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:30 GTA IV Map , Mafia II car ... That kind of logic is the norm nowadays

  • @Bazzemboi
    @Bazzemboi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:53, this is actually Claude's skin in the head textures

  • @RomaniaOverpowered
    @RomaniaOverpowered 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    There used to be a huge moding scene for GTA VC and SA. Think about SAMP servers, people making money from hosting them, people making money form selling properties or reserved server slots for the game. Back in 2010. Good times. That Mamaia Vice Clone made me want to start modelling in 3D!

    • @TheRealQuag
      @TheRealQuag 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      People still play sa-mp like me for instance

  • @GRAH_
    @GRAH_ ปีที่แล้ว +13

    imagine qzeq and radal meet

  • @TheRealAbysmal
    @TheRealAbysmal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The most consistent TH-camr when it comes to actually funny videos

  • @Yaropolk_Zemlerez
    @Yaropolk_Zemlerez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    8:42 As a Saratov citizen i con confirm this is 100% true.

  • @danielalejandroandrademedi9051
    @danielalejandroandrademedi9051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    9:25 RED BRAZILIAN GTA MAN IS BACK

  • @androkr
    @androkr ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:42 THAT'S HAMMER 2 RELOADED!
    THIS GAME MADE BY MY CHILDHOOD STILL COMPLETING MISSION

  • @mxbx307
    @mxbx307 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So I found the original source vid for that guy making a GTA clone in a week. The gun accuracy is crap because the NPCs have a standard box collider so as long as the bullet hits that it counts as a hit on the body. That's not too hard to fix. He also wasn't working on it full time for that week so a lot of obvious stuff didnt happen

  • @ayowhatsgood
    @ayowhatsgood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:35 i appreciate that u add Gta Mamaia Vice background on desktop
    Welcome to Romania my guy💫

  • @Cothfotmeoo
    @Cothfotmeoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Ah yeah, you gotta know the cheats to get all the ladies in every game. Imperative. Well played.

  • @randocontent
    @randocontent ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Him saying not to shit myself while im at the bathroom takin e massive shiiiiit

  • @victoraraujo4352
    @victoraraujo4352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I don't know Why this Guy makes me laugh so Much His Comedy it's Pure Gold Keep It on men 👍👍

  • @DAV18113
    @DAV18113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    A moment of silence for the fact that he destroys his pc almost every episode just for our entertainment

    • @HiCringe
      @HiCringe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well said, donut man, well said

    • @dreithenextbot
      @dreithenextbot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He uses an VM

    • @DatBoi_TheGudBIAS
      @DatBoi_TheGudBIAS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dreithenextbot still there's viruses Dat can bypass VMs

    • @user_mmm
      @user_mmm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS launch 10 vms on the vm problem solved

    • @DatBoi_TheGudBIAS
      @DatBoi_TheGudBIAS 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@user_mmm ull end with a computer with the strenght of the first computer in the world

  • @GhostVolume
    @GhostVolume 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    4:43 I moved cursor exactly the same way as you and my brain bsoded

  • @boiplaytsimpsonyt
    @boiplaytsimpsonyt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that car with fucks given:
    *DRIFT ME NOW YOU PIECE OF S***

  • @xNanoByte
    @xNanoByte ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man that mamaia vice city really existed once as a modpack for vice city. You unlocked so many memories from my childhood 😅 and GTA Romania wich was a modpack for gta3 with romanian radio, cars, characters and voiceovers. We have some pretty talented modders here in Romania the latest addition to the franchise is GTA Bazooka (san andreas modpack) made especially for a romanian youtuber.

  • @wsnt
    @wsnt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I just ran into this video and I’m already hooked, your editing is awesome and so is your content! Subbed

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks Nasir!

    • @wsnt
      @wsnt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@qzeq anytime !!

  • @k-pdonny7277
    @k-pdonny7277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Qzeq is underrated.
    Love your videos man.

  • @LeKoss
    @LeKoss ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:00 LEON AND CHICA LMFAO

  • @Nanonymity1
    @Nanonymity1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    qzeq back at it again with another banger video thank you for the content keep it up you will grow big one day trust me

    • @HouseOfFunQM
      @HouseOfFunQM 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's already a
      big one

    • @Nanonymity1
      @Nanonymity1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HouseOfFunQM big is over 100k

  • @77Phoenix
    @77Phoenix ปีที่แล้ว +2

    9:39 Smart individuals in America would kill for this Glock

  • @ComradeAtSpace95
    @ComradeAtSpace95 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    5:48 Looks like that one in Y8

  • @mrcash751
    @mrcash751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yay new video i was waiting

  • @alejandrolara842
    @alejandrolara842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    God tier video, couldn’t stop laughing in the vice city montage 😂.

  • @nunin3
    @nunin3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the first person in the world who confused Spanish with Portuguese. I love you

  • @Kindal0ner
    @Kindal0ner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    1:30 saul Goobman 💀

  • @denisgd1804
    @denisgd1804 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:40 its actually GTA Romania,and for most this is a childhood game in Romania

  • @caleykruse9852
    @caleykruse9852 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Vice City soundtrack absolutely slaps fr
    Another awesome video bro
    Loved it

  • @uncolored2060
    @uncolored2060 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:25 (warning: long comment)
    Title? gta san andres
    Game? GTA 4
    Screenshot? GTA 5
    Hotel? Trivago

  • @yemi28983
    @yemi28983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    7:35 he literally download GTA Romania overpriced beach!!????!!??! (I've been there, it's empty now )

  • @betaqwq
    @betaqwq ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:39 Another Romanian thing getting into a qzeq vid. Very nice

  • @karampala7371
    @karampala7371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hey qzeq, ive been watching ur content for about 2 Weeks now and its just making me laugh, thank you for putting this much effort downloading these games.

  • @BonnyeBonbox
    @BonnyeBonbox ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:26 This is a mod for Vice City made for romanians by romanians. It contains Romanian cars, Radio, Textures, Text etc

  • @tadzikowyypl2727
    @tadzikowyypl2727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:33 call the ambulance call the ambulance but not for me ;D

    • @Bass_Reaper_
      @Bass_Reaper_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nice Toyota GT86

  • @oreothestepswitcher
    @oreothestepswitcher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:56 you can't escape Saratov.

  • @TurboLight
    @TurboLight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "If you can't have it, steal it"
    That alone, sounds very Romanian

  • @das_broml
    @das_broml ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:56 ain't no way the Simo Häyhä descendant read "play" as "uranus" 💀

  • @VANTAND
    @VANTAND 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    5:06 I love megadeth

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq  2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      based

    • @mrbrownstone2840
      @mrbrownstone2840 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fucking Based

    • @alkestos
      @alkestos ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who doesn’t?

  • @dav1342
    @dav1342 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2:35 - Does something like that exist for real life? 😂

  • @Dr_Crow
    @Dr_Crow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:40 Handguns in movies be like:

  • @CuteMcMonkey7541
    @CuteMcMonkey7541 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:45 qzeq got epic singing ngl👌👌

  • @thestankyfishy
    @thestankyfishy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There's 2 types of people in this generation. We have the cringe TikTok kids and we have the geniuses like this man

    • @rfg789spaghettiproductions5
      @rfg789spaghettiproductions5 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      he said brazilians speak spanish, not that genius to me.
      but if you're talking about content, maybe.
      (i'll probably start ww3 with this reply lmao)

  • @lowdefqwop
    @lowdefqwop 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    On the gta sarataw , it a Russian city called Saratov, I think this game was called that because in Russia there is such a meme like: you can't get out of Saratov! , you probably didn’t notice, but there was no “Exit” button

  • @morboflorbo2776
    @morboflorbo2776 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this mans videos get better and better each time

  • @OProgramadorReal
    @OProgramadorReal ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tnx for playing Goku Theft Auto! Sorry for the crashes hahaha

  • @ZooHair
    @ZooHair 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This video cured my crippling depression

  • @Maxwell_Cat2023
    @Maxwell_Cat2023 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    0:55 Bro did not said that to a Brazil fan… (this is actually Spanish, btw)

  • @nailachan9626
    @nailachan9626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    05:20 DOOD I FINALY FOUND MY CHILLHOOD GAME OMG THANK YOU I'LL SUBSCRIBE OMGGGG

    • @supercrash131
      @supercrash131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      if you're wondering, the game's called "hammer 2" by xformgames, good times :)

    • @PROCRAFTUBER
      @PROCRAFTUBER ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm finding this game since 3 years but finally I found

    • @benzema.9_937
      @benzema.9_937 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@supercrash131 you are a goat

  • @John-rc5po
    @John-rc5po 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How have i not seen this channel before, this is fun

  • @HarshBatth
    @HarshBatth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Punjabi is language spoken by people belonging to Punjab state located in India 0:29

    • @matoslav419
      @matoslav419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes and?

    • @HarshBatth
      @HarshBatth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@matoslav419 there's a game name in which the word " Punjabi " is written , i was just tryna tell about the word as a Punjabi ( i Live in Punjab ) to my fellow humans .

    • @matoslav419
      @matoslav419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HarshBatth dude I'm pretty much sure nobody cares but most people already know its a language

    • @HarshBatth
      @HarshBatth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@matoslav419 i just feel a little proud in telling that it's my mother tongue
      :)

    • @matoslav419
      @matoslav419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HarshBatth Oh okay I have these moments too

  • @melongamer7624
    @melongamer7624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:44 car can sing in vice city 😂😂

  • @Cheeseguy2974
    @Cheeseguy2974 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    7:57 15 MiNuTeS lAtEr

    • @Bass_Reaper_
      @Bass_Reaper_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Just launch exe asshole

  • @gangstaboi3467
    @gangstaboi3467 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:40 what a normal glock sounds like:

  • @Fusion710
    @Fusion710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this has become one of my favorite channels and i live for these fresh uploads lmao

  • @Super-my9ob
    @Super-my9ob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Vice City OST is sooooooo good

  • @Nonefavourited
    @Nonefavourited 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    2:51 😭😭 what were u doin

  • @TiberiuValentin
    @TiberiuValentin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hello from Romania. I love your content bro

  • @ezaf8231
    @ezaf8231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Alright, almost 100k subscribers, Congrats qzeq.

  • @skyler4286
    @skyler4286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    im just chewing bubblegum and watching you almost made me die from laughing but keep it up man you have earned a new subscriber :D

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq  2 ปีที่แล้ว

      thank you skyler

    • @skyler4286
      @skyler4286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@qzeq how much money have you spent on buying computers?

    • @blueshirt1074
      @blueshirt1074 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@skyler4286 probably more that elon musk net worth lol

    • @skyler4286
      @skyler4286 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blueshirt1074 lol

    • @skyler4286
      @skyler4286 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blueshirt1074 it could be a possibility

  • @mbounjoum1989
    @mbounjoum1989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Congrats for 80k sub bro 😊
    Keep up the good work!

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Will do!

  • @joaog_freitas
    @joaog_freitas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10 seconds and you've proven that gta vice city has the best soundtrack of all gta's

  • @rockeru8843
    @rockeru8843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:26 I used to play this Game back in my childhood ,it s basically a vice city with Romanian cars ,the text is translated into Romanian and if I remember correctly it has some different missions and story

  • @kiranaifu
    @kiranaifu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This guy def deserves more subs. He’s funny af

  • @that1dude552
    @that1dude552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just saw your channel in my recommendations and this video is quite the banger bro

  • @lucaspoka4699
    @lucaspoka4699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Man, I didn't even watch the whole video and laugh like a capybara with cramps.
    I just don't understand how you confuse spanish with portuguese so much.
    BEIJOS DO BRASIL MEU MANO

  • @arturo0_040
    @arturo0_040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Literally me my alarm goes off and I do not wake up.But when I get a random notification at 4:00AM on my phone and I look at it and it says that qzeq has uploaded a new video I immediately get up my addiction can't be stopped.

    • @arturo0_040
      @arturo0_040 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Qzeq's channel will blow up I promise and so will his pc.

  • @Zach2001
    @Zach2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:27 i know this one, i played a few times, is just GTA vice city with mods