That "executive order" was going nowhere. That was our president testing his limits. The language in the 14th Amendment is clear. He was just showing people how crazy he is, and the ridiculousness he's willing to attempt. It's meant to rattle us, and I'm afraid it worked. All he needs is a (recently released) mob behind him.
@amyreynolds3619 The point is that most people have not been able to see past the rabbit hole. If you want to call it being "woke," then yes, that is what it is. If people can't see that we are living on a "World Stage" aka "The Matrix," well, just stay sleep/brainwashed. 💤😴💤 When are "we" gonna learn that we just keep on repeating the same old cycles over and over again because we can't get it right; learn from our past mistakes. There is nothing new under the sun. Truth has always been hidden in plain sight. 👀 The bottom line is that we have actually been lied to since birth. We have been played by a "beast system" that "DGAF" about the people. It has always been about those who have, and not for those who have not. You gotta make that "ISH"make sense. IJS. 🤷🏽♀️👀🤷🏽♀️
i dont have a lot of time. but i'm really going to try to watch and like and support. late night comedy is the only thing keeping it real in this country. its crazy. keep it up. you save my sanity.
@@thelmaschoeman2062 not me. I disagree. You’re supporting woke globalists agenda and Jimmy that will not make fun or sleepy joe nor Gavin Newscum for their horrendous crimes behind the scene? Wow lady you’re a ball of ignorance! Oh and for your info, I’m not for trump either.
Since Republicans believe so much in Trump, let's just let all Republicans, anyone who voted for Trump and anyone who didn't vote ask Trump for help and offer them "thoughts and prayers." I guess Republicans should be so appreciative that there are people who are compassionate, which is very unlike any Republican!
Thanks for all the positive vibes. Keep on doing what you’ve been able to do for democracy. 😊. Seriously what kind of freak show USA you have to deal with. Cheers from Canada!
@chrisbeerstecher9608 Hiya 🙋♀️👋 from here in Canada 🇨🇦 《☆May I extend my sincerest empathy, understanding, care, compassion, kindness & heart 💝 To "all" those affected by even more fires in LA. Have a sister there, who is evacuating now; might lose her home☆》 [♡THANKS SOOO MUCH JIMMY!♡🙌🥰😂] I already was a longtime fan of show. But your intro segments like this, just nail it! Laughed hysterically🤣much needed right now🫂🤗]
Of course we re not haha!!. He sent his minions to put votes in Court cases saying they were illegitimate hence they can’t be counted. More than 60 cases were open with a total of a lot more than a Million votes from Hispanics and Blake voting early. That’s what Isarael money can do. They will benefit immensely the next four years funding the election and Trump….
Less than 50 percent of us voted for him. Please know that half of us are normal, like you. Please remember that we need the support of the world the next several years. Thank you
He hasn’t ran it to the ground . If you look at what Biden has done it is horrendous and doesn’t help the actual US citizens at all. The media just paints him gold
Hiya 🙋♀️👋 from here in Canada 🇨🇦 《☆May I extend my sincerest empathy, understanding, care, compassion, kindness & heart 💝 To "all" those affected by even more fires in LA. Have a sister there, who is evacuating now; might lose her home☆》 [♡THANKS SOOO MUCH JIMMY!♡🙌🥰😂] I already was a longtime fan of show. But your intro segments like this, just nail it! Laughed hysterically🤣much needed right now🫂🤗]
We are actually carrying California … The state has faced significant budget problems over the last two years a $27 billion deficit in 2023‑23 and a $55 billion deficit in 2024‑25 (excluding early action taken this year). Sincerely Florida State
@@TKX18nonsense. Red states are poor coast to coast. California had a 57 billion budget surplus last year. Gavin was seriously considering a tax refund statewide.
California contributes almost half a trillion in taxes TO the federal government and recives approx. $170 billion for various programs such as Medicaid and Medicare, etc. But don't let the facts get in the way of a good whine.
That would lead to civil war. Wouldn't be effective. We all need to stand up across the country against such lunacy, and not leave CA hanging. The counter-argument is Florida. How much money have we spent rebuilding FL again and again over the past decade from their hurricanes?
It's so weird he hasn't done that yet It's also super weird he's using epstein's plane I think it's because he has the stolen files hidden in the secret cubby jeff used to smuggle little girls across international borders
Going by the US life expectancy, I will probably live 1/4 of the precious time I have left on this earth under this administration. Will what remains of the US be worth the bother? People for generations have died to defend our constitution, and we've invited some buffoon to shred it and render it meaningless. I've lived long enough to watch the dream of generations be "evacuated" upon and die. Will our nation recover before I die? That's my old fart wish.
@@Ayks123 Trump should be in prison. The worst president in the history of our country, by far. He had the worst economy since 1930. Name something good Trump did in his first term. Name a campaign promise he kept. I’ll wait. He did nothing positive in four years. Life was better under Biden.
@@Archie0908 I'm so disappointed that I got excited about having a potentially new comedy show in rotation. Checked it out, wasted my time, that show is for retired folks and everything about it is old, besides their joke content is so dry, it revolves around trump is great, everything else is bad. That's literally it
Kaitlin Jenner is an enigma. They stand for hate and they are the one they stand for hate for. Who's on first, right? The quotable, 'It bothers me comes to mind'.
What if California decides to just quit paying federal taxes and starts throwing out demands? Fun fact: In 2023, California was like the rich kid in school, contributing around $1 trillion in federal taxes, which totally makes it the top donor among the states. That’s roughly 13% of the total federal tax take-impressive, right?
Show it all. Melania has already and I don't need to see that again although I'm sure the book and her Amazon project 2025 deals will show her in a more positive light than her first "lady" role. Einstein visa model genes for sure. 😅 birth certificates, tax records, medical records....
He has been impeached twice. Convicted of over 34 felonies. Nothing happens. But Biden pardons his family members just in case trump makes their lives a living hell, whic he threatened to do and everyone’s up in arms. The Hypocrisy is sickening.
Trump: "I'd rather the states take care of their own problems" Then why pay federal taxes? That's taxation without representation, what was the outcome from doing that again?
Translation. As long as it's a state problem, then it's no longer Trump's problem. Trump does NOT want problems. Problems can be complex and controversial!
He said it was a 2cm hole through the lobe. First of all, that was the helix, not the lobe. Do Americans understand how big 2cm is? That would NEVER heal! 😂
He wiped the red ink off his hand at the site. The people shot that day were that pitiful young man and a man in the audience who was a policeman or a fireman.
The Jimmy Kimmel Live show has the best writers and the brilliant Jimmy Kimmel to deliver the comedy. I hope that you keep up the pressure on the MAGA n’er-do-well and ghouls in the White House and across America.Great job.
Jimmy, you keep American politics light even when everything is so heavy right now. Thank you for always giving us a laugh in some of the darkest times of our lives.
1500 felons pardoned. Statistics tells us there's a 0% chance they're really all deserving of the pardon. He is either derelict of his duty or he is purposefully negligent.
You mean like Joe Biden pardoning his whole family who had not been charged with a crime yet 20 minutes before he left office. Now those were not felons.
@@JasonRichards-i9z So how many among the British followers as served in the Queen's Nayvee still recall the rum ration (a/k/a "the tot") before its 1971 abolition as being incompatible with battle readiness?
I can't believe anyone is stupid enough to believe they do sex changes at school. Teachers have to call a parent for permission to give a kid an aspirin!
Exactly! Before the election, I explained to people many times that we don’t have a law in California that allows government to take kids to get sex changed without parental permission. How can people believe such an outrageous thing? It’s very puzzling!
@@markstevenson6635 You would be srprised to know how many kids in an elementary school of 500 need meds and other special attention every day. Schools must maintain detailed records of each child and who is allowed to administer and what they may administer. These things are done by health clerks and nurses but most schools onlyt have a nurse one or two days each week. The same goes for middle and high schools.
I love the fact that Jimmy just calls Trump an idiot and points out that what Trump says is just nonsense. Instead of these people who try to make it sound like what Trump says makes any more sense than what a toddler comes out with.
Gott sei Dank gibt es noch intelligente Amerikaner. Ich bin stolz auf Euch. Bin gespannt,ob die Meinungsfreiheit nicht auch noch verboten wird. God Bless Jimmy Kimmel.
@@galerae947I just want enough notice to move to California and get Canadian citizenship. Or Virginia can go too. Either way, just don’t leave without me!
Keep it coming Jimmy...you are our MEGAPHONE of SANITY! ❤📣
heck yeah keep the wars going and high inflation hell yeah lol and worse economy in 80 years lol
@thegoatudontknow It will be worse with your MAGA/GOP CULT in charge!
F ELON US POTUS AND NOT THE FELON!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Insanity
@@thegoatudontknow Just keep repeating those MAGA mantras over and over again, until you believe them.
@@thegoatudontknowI can tell you don’t know how tariffs work, or the impact of deportations. He does love the uneducable!
Grateful for Jimmy he helps Us to Laugh through the horror of another 4yrs of EvilTrump ...Shine On🌟Jimmy Kimmel...
@dixonmopar2129 yet you're here
@@dixonmopar2129 Yep, 9 years of the joke called T***p.
The glazing is real
What 4 years…this will be the New America and New World Order. And while he WILL die, the autocracy he created in America will not.
Amen
Jimmy is what keeps us going! Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please keep it coming! 👍👍👍👍
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That’s sad really. Jimmy keeps you going??? Maybe get out more and see that the world isn’t as crazy as you think it is.
@@damiienevo4053 Say's who?
@@TK_LIVE09 Oh yes it is.Dillo.
How sad!
Sending luv and thank you to all firefighters 💙💙💙 helping California communities. 👍🏼👍🏼🌍💦💦
Admiration,thanks to the " original people's" ,the tribes that are working on the fires---- ❤
And to Canada and Mexico! 💙💙💙
Ukraine too! Slava
Snoop dog went to sing at Trumps inauguration.
Jimmy ask Snoop dog who just went to sing at Trumps inauguration.. anything you need to know about Trump . Snoop is now buddies with trump.
Yep, it's looking like a loooooong 4yrs.😣 I'm grateful you're giving us laughs, and helping me keep my tears at bay, thank you 🕊💙✨
thanks to mexico for help with this terrible fire!
@@carloscarion1748what??
@@rolandgirard2482have you been under a rock? Stop watching Fox
@@stanford2444 What??
hope you enjoy it 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel ! You make me feel better ! You are a National Treasure 🪙❤💙
Thank You✍️ Seattle Judge for exercising Soundness of Mind, Maturity, and Intellegence. Watch Your Back.🧸
That "executive order" was going nowhere. That was our president testing his limits. The language in the 14th Amendment is clear. He was just showing people how crazy he is, and the ridiculousness he's willing to attempt. It's meant to rattle us, and I'm afraid it worked. All he needs is a (recently released) mob behind him.
@@SevasttanEsoTrump does that by himself!! He says the dumbest things!!
@ Trump gives him SO MUCH to make fun of! I suppose there's something to be said against making fun of people with disabilities though.
AMEN Thank you your Honor 🙏🌹✝️🌹🙏 💙
@@beenaplumber8379 🤣🤣🤭
Please keep speaking your mind jimmy 🙌🙌
lol…. Oh yes …. Please do 😂
Says the guy with an anime profile pic.
@@TEKKENGOD23 Love hearing him cry
Yes Jimmy so smart and informed. Your message must be spread😅
@@joebarry4691 hey, there jimmyjoebob - you just emerged from yer holler out thar to give us your insights - 🤣🤣
Keep up the great job Kimmel! Love you for keeping this 😆 I don’t care what people say! Freedom of speech 🙌🏽🙌🏽💯💯
Thank goodness for Jimmy and crew! They consistently bring us laughter in these scary times
💙💙💙
Maybe you should stop laughing and do something 🤷♀️
WAKE UP ⏰️ ⏰️ ⏰️ ⏰️
@@PhoenixRising-p2v, wait. Are you saying that you are......woke? 😅😂
@amyreynolds3619
The point is that most people have not been able to see past the rabbit hole. If you want to call it being "woke," then yes, that is what it is. If people can't see that we are living on a "World Stage" aka "The Matrix," well, just stay sleep/brainwashed. 💤😴💤 When are "we" gonna learn that we just keep on repeating the same old cycles over and over again because we can't get it right; learn from our past mistakes. There is nothing new under the sun. Truth has always been hidden in plain sight. 👀 The bottom line is that we have actually been lied to since birth. We have been played by a "beast system" that "DGAF" about the people. It has always been about those who have, and not for those who have not. You gotta make that "ISH"make sense. IJS. 🤷🏽♀️👀🤷🏽♀️
Unless you’re here illegally, what are you scared of?
i dont have a lot of time. but i'm really going to try to watch and like and support. late night comedy is the only thing keeping it real in this country. its crazy. keep it up. you save my sanity.
What? 😂
Right?
@@danbh84Yes, you're so bothered, yet you watch every night! Lmmfao
@@dawnstanley1733 to watch him whine yes, coz that's what's funny to me
@danbh84 Poor you!! Gawd, dude get a life!
I absolutely love you Jimmy ❤❤❤ hugs from this Canadian
Hey Canada, you know real Americans love you!!!!!!!!!!!
And from this one ❤🇨🇦🤗
@caroldesantiago7313 we love you too and we feel for you.
And yup, ditto from this humble supportive Canuck friend 👍🏻🇨🇦🇺🇸✨
@@thelmaschoeman2062 not me. I disagree. You’re supporting woke globalists agenda and Jimmy that will not make fun or sleepy joe nor Gavin Newscum for their horrendous crimes behind the scene? Wow lady you’re a ball of ignorance! Oh and for your info, I’m not for trump either.
It’s really important that we take care of our neighbors and look out for each other. :)
Since Republicans believe so much in Trump, let's just let all Republicans, anyone who voted for Trump and anyone who didn't vote ask Trump for help and offer them "thoughts and prayers." I guess Republicans should be so appreciative that there are people who are compassionate, which is very unlike any Republican!
@@smiller2044 What was that middle part again?
@@smiller2044This needs punctuation desperately. I had to read that like 10 times before I understood what you were saying
True, having fewer restrictions can make enforcement easier, but do you think this approach might overlook long-term solutions to systemic issues? 🤷♂
I LOVE JIMMY...REGARDS FROM EUROPE NETHERLAND.
Thanks for all the positive vibes. Keep on doing what you’ve been able to do for democracy. 😊. Seriously what kind of freak show USA you have to deal with. Cheers from Canada!
Thanks Canada. Know that we're not all looney tunes
Also from Canada 👋😊🇨🇦
@@VickiDeboer Nah, we are all Looney Tunes, but we all aren't Elmer Fudd or Yosemite Sam.
Thanks Canada! Love and friendship from New York 🗽💞
@chrisbeerstecher9608 Hiya 🙋♀️👋 from here in Canada 🇨🇦 《☆May I extend my sincerest empathy, understanding, care, compassion, kindness & heart 💝 To "all" those affected by even more fires in LA. Have a sister there, who is evacuating now; might lose her home☆》 [♡THANKS SOOO MUCH JIMMY!♡🙌🥰😂] I already was a longtime fan of show. But your intro segments like this, just nail it! Laughed hysterically🤣much needed right now🫂🤗]
I'm from a remote town in the northeastern part of India & a fan of Jimmy. Bigly! ❤
Welcome!
Welcome our friend from India !
Greetings from San Francisco
We love him too!
Am from South India and I watch him religiously
As a German, I really appreciate everything about this show
The only reason I tune in every night for these monologues !
Ty Jimmy! You are literally getting me through my days and nights!
Me too. Make me giggle.
Spot on as always
JIMMY....we NEED you more than ever. Don't go away!
sad !
Jimmy Kimmel and Jon Stewart are going to get me through these next 4 years.
Hopefully it's far less than 4 years... one can dream.
And Stephen Colbert 🎉
@@peaches75x and Seth Meyers!
@@notme2day no his vp scare me even more
And jimmy fallon
You are a blessing for humanity
This show always lifts my spirit ! Thank You !!!❤
You are the best!!!
I am thankful from Germany for the sense of humor in this show. Gives me hope, that not all people in the US are nuts.
Germany is just jealous of the U.S. cus Tesla makes more money than all of Germany's car companies (your number 1 export) combined
Of course we re not haha!!. He sent his minions to put votes in Court cases saying they were illegitimate hence they can’t be counted. More than 60 cases were open with a total of a lot more than a Million votes from Hispanics and Blake voting early. That’s what Isarael money can do. They will benefit immensely the next four years funding the election and Trump….
The ones that are still semi sane, (non magas) need support from around the world, thank you !!
There are a few of us left, thank you !! We need to hear from our foreign friends and allies.
Less than 50 percent of us voted for him. Please know that half of us are normal, like you. Please remember that we need the support of the world the next several years. Thank you
How this guy is allowed to just carry on unchecked, no intervention running your country into the ground is incomprehensible... good luck from the UK!
I wonder that too. How can he go on behaving like this and still be the president?
🎯 🇨🇵
He's not unchecked....
He hasn’t ran it to the ground . If you look at what Biden has done it is horrendous and doesn’t help the actual US citizens at all. The media just paints him gold
The uneducated will stand by him 💯🏌️.
Thank you Jimmy ❤
Jimmy is a media warrior. Grateful that he is telling it like it is. ❤
Jimmy is a P.O.S.!!!!!!!! Yeah, he's a real reliable media source!!!!!!! And he's about as funny as cancer!!!!!!!!!
Hiya 🙋♀️👋 from here in Canada 🇨🇦 《☆May I extend my sincerest empathy, understanding, care, compassion, kindness & heart 💝 To "all" those affected by even more fires in LA. Have a sister there, who is evacuating now; might lose her home☆》 [♡THANKS SOOO MUCH JIMMY!♡🙌🥰😂] I already was a longtime fan of show. But your intro segments like this, just nail it! Laughed hysterically🤣much needed right now🫂🤗]
Hi Jimmy. Always look forward to seeing you. Thank you for what you do.
Thanks for your amazing shows! I need them in these dark times. Greetings from Scandinavia
I look forward to watching this segment every night.
@@olivewoo522 me too.
Watching a 50 year old emotional disaster of a man” cry is entertaining.
Jimmys ratings got a huge boost by Trump winning!
You know jimmy is happy in secret!
Jimmy you’re still making fun of trump. You gotta be the biggest looser in the world. Jesus Christ! You have no shame!
@@SevasttanEso yeah we all agree Trump is the biggest "looser" in the world
Thank you, Jimmy. Feels good to laugh instead of cry.
Thank you for what you do, Jimmy. It is important, and we appreciate you speaking the truth and bringing us much needed laughter!
Thank you for the laughter Jimmy and Guillermo
And Carlos.
20 million subscribers Jimmy .. KEEP IT GOING SIR !!!
Give it to them Jimmy !!
He seems more like a receiver then a giver 😂
Thank you Jimmy! We’re all with you and need you!
Thank you, Jimmy! Always look forward to your show over the years
Love your stuff. You manage to keep me sane.
You already sound like you're past the point of NO return!!!!!!!
"Commander and Thief"
👌🏽 … also “ *Criminal-in-Chief* “
Perfection!
Fellon in chief.
Grifter & Thief
Commander of Grief.
Thanks Jimmy, you "keep me going" and Laughing at the Insanity!!🎉❤
California needs to hold back payment of federal transfer taxes. You need it all for your own state. Let the red states take care of themselves.
We are actually carrying California … The state has faced significant budget problems over the last two years a $27 billion deficit in 2023‑23 and a $55 billion deficit in 2024‑25 (excluding early action taken this year).
Sincerely
Florida State
@@TKX18
If California was a country it would be the 5th wealthiest in the world.
Get educated.
@@MrFancyFingersthey said sincerely, Florida state. You know they are not educated.
This!
@@TKX18nonsense. Red states are poor coast to coast. California had a 57 billion budget surplus last year. Gavin was seriously considering a tax refund statewide.
RESIST AND DENY!!!
Spread the word.
Thank you so much, Jimmy, for keeping me laughing. Laughter is definitely a medicine I need to survive the next few years.
Love from Mumbai , India ❤
We love your show jimmy kimmel
Thank you Jimmy for all you do to help us through this mayhem of the next 4 years 😵💫😵💫
I know, the “mayhem” was crazy from 2016-2020 with all the cheap gas, cheap food, no wars and secure borders! 😂
CALIFORNIA REFUSE TO PAY TAXES , this jerk needs to stop bullying people.
Watch out he might put a carbon tax on all your wildfire emissions lol
lmao sure, but don't cry foul when the IRS knocks at your door 🤣
California contributes almost half a trillion in taxes TO the federal government and recives approx. $170 billion for various programs such as Medicaid and Medicare, etc. But don't let the facts get in the way of a good whine.
@@nextentrepreneur9288 Trump famously didn't pay his taxes. Still hasn't.
That would lead to civil war. Wouldn't be effective. We all need to stand up across the country against such lunacy, and not leave CA hanging.
The counter-argument is Florida. How much money have we spent rebuilding FL again and again over the past decade from their hurricanes?
😂😂😂The Fox anchor skit was HILARIOUS! Good one Jimmy!😂😂😂
@@Minkster555 the Oprah jimfrey skit was on point
Go Carlos! Thanks Jimmie and crew.
I love your show Jimmy. Better than every other late night hosts IMHO.
Stephen Colbert is great too.
@@DeborahEdwards-u8x and Seth Myers
@@DeborahEdwards-u8x Colbert is a SWINE!!!!!!!!
Declassify the Ebstein files!
Kimmel is on that
%100
Buddy Ebstein from the Beverly Hill Billys ?
It's so weird he hasn't done that yet
It's also super weird he's using epstein's plane
I think it's because he has the stolen files hidden in the secret cubby jeff used to smuggle little girls across international borders
@@USisthebestcountryintheworldSo is you mom ?
I am terrified for our country. I am terrified for my friends and family. I am terrified.
Same, same, same. Never thought we’d be back here.
Me too
I've been terrified since 2016.
So glad I moved to Canada!
Me too!
Are you kidding me thank god for Trump.
We're bout to witness so much chaos and pain.
Egg prices are already going up. Thanks, Trump voters!
😮😮😮😮😢😢😢
I mean, it took less than a day 😑
Going by the US life expectancy, I will probably live 1/4 of the precious time I have left on this earth under this administration. Will what remains of the US be worth the bother? People for generations have died to defend our constitution, and we've invited some buffoon to shred it and render it meaningless. I've lived long enough to watch the dream of generations be "evacuated" upon and die. Will our nation recover before I die? That's my old fart wish.
@@danielgloverpiano7693and the poor little old lady he talks about, will only afford 1/2 an apple.😂
@@CeciliaFollette and she has to keep it in the fridge!
Jimmy ❤
I love this Show 100%.
This guy has a sharp sense of humour love the comments about Donald sometimes Donald's comments are like listening to a rambling madman
Sometimes?
@@notme2day 😂 💯
Better than a mumbling tomato that we had for the past four years
@Cole_DouglasAt least he made sense.
Always not sometimes.
Don't quit the show!!
Quit! 😂😂😂😂😂
@@Rip-o2k LOVE YOU JIMMY! Keep on rocking it.
Lol, Trump 2024 baby
@@Ayks123 Trump should be in prison. The worst president in the history of our country, by far. He had the worst economy since 1930. Name something good Trump did in his first term. Name a campaign promise he kept. I’ll wait. He did nothing positive in four years. Life was better under Biden.
Thank you, Jimmy. You saved today from being a total disaster of brainwashed goons coming out of the woodwork. Stay safe. God bless.
What a time to be a talk show host! The jokes are practically writing themselves 😂
Yet Gutfeld is #1 in the ratings.
@@Archie0908who is Gutfeld?
@@DieFarbeLila88
Greg Gutfeld:
Hosts an hour-long comedy show,
with parodies, panel discussions, and his monologue.
@@Archie0908 I'm so disappointed that I got excited about having a potentially new comedy show in rotation. Checked it out, wasted my time, that show is for retired folks and everything about it is old, besides their joke content is so dry, it revolves around trump is great, everything else is bad. That's literally it
@@MyKingdomForAK9 he seems pretty right wing. I guess that’s why I never heard of him.
Thank you Mr. Kimmel. 👏💙👏💙👏💙
Thanks for cracking jokes
That's about all that Kimmel is good for from his studio
@Ayks123 Did you vote for trump?
Love from canada.I pray that all of you californians are safe
Bishop takes King. Checkmate Donnie.
Mike drop!!
Brilliant
Not a chess-player are you. The king is never taken. Don't use metaphors that are based upon your own ignorance.
💯
🎉👏👏👏👏👏🎉
Jim KIMMEL never fails to entertain
You are one amazing yet crazy dude Jimmy Kimmel Hugs from Texas 🇺🇸👋🤠
If only Donnie could truly appreciate how painfully stupid he is and how he is mocked all over the world...
By citizens and leaders alike.
Kaitlin Jenner is an enigma. They stand for hate and they are the one they stand for hate for. Who's on first, right? The quotable, 'It bothers me comes to mind'.
You spelled Jimmy wrong.
He's the president of the USA what have you done with your life? He's the stupid one?? ❤❤❤
Don’t expect miracles.!.😂😂
What if California decides to just quit paying federal taxes and starts throwing out demands? Fun fact: In 2023, California was like the rich kid in school, contributing around $1 trillion in federal taxes, which totally makes it the top donor among the states. That’s roughly 13% of the total federal tax take-impressive, right?
yes
What if? They would put someone incapable in charge
We will just shut off your power that you get from texas alabama georgia and the water you get from Nevada good luck
@@CoolitFredthat's what they did for the last 4 😊years
@@64onyx Just Wait!
We need you Jimmy, thanks for the laughs and for making sense
Jimmy does a fantastic impression of Karl Malone check it out!
How about 45/7 Showing his Tax files??? What a load a crap IMPEACH him now!
Benn waiting a long time. Didn’t Barr block that? The old toad.
Leak them.
We're still waiting for the press conference where Melania shows proof of citizenship. Let's see it.
Show it all. Melania has already and I don't need to see that again although I'm sure the book and her Amazon project 2025 deals will show her in a more positive light than her first "lady" role.
Einstein visa model genes for sure. 😅
birth certificates, tax records, medical records....
He has been impeached twice. Convicted of over 34 felonies. Nothing happens. But Biden pardons his family members just in case trump makes their lives a living hell, whic he threatened to do and everyone’s up in arms. The Hypocrisy is sickening.
Trump: "I'd rather the states take care of their own problems" Then why pay federal taxes? That's taxation without representation, what was the outcome from doing that again?
Translation. As long as it's a state problem, then it's no longer Trump's problem. Trump does NOT want problems. Problems can be complex and controversial!
The state gets a lot of help, it runs over its own budget every year.
@EvoSGood F ELO IS POTUS AND NIT THE FELON!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
crazy how a guy who doesn't know what federalism is can be president
"Then why pay federal taxes?" --- National defense is the only legitimate reason...
Go Jimmy, Jimmy.
That's the voice, I hear inside!
Why isn’t anyone talking about his ear not having a scar or anything. Come on guys. That needs to be declassified
You're exactly right. I seen it two days later and not even a scab or anything at all
He said it was a 2cm hole through the lobe. First of all, that was the helix, not the lobe. Do Americans understand how big 2cm is? That would NEVER heal! 😂
He wiped the red ink off his hand at the site. The people shot that day were that pitiful young man and a man in the audience who was a policeman or a fireman.
Yes i think they should do a close up of his ear for all to see.@Crazymama994
@yugenknows740 I agree. When he called it his earlobe I laughed for an hour 😂
😂😂😂😂 COMEDY AT ITS BEST! Thank you Jimmy Kimmel oh and Guillermo too👍🏼
I'd watch the Carlos Report all day!
This is the twilight zone, I can't believe this is happening!!!
It feels like the twilight zone. Smh
I can
Really? IT'S DONALD TRUMP. Expect worse.
I'm pretty sure this is the helicopter scene from the movie...
Me either. But I'm at the point where I've decided tRumpty is less of a problem than those that support, enable, and condone his madness.
Keep making people laugh Jimmy! ❤
People our laughing at him not with him 😂🤣
@@Wødēn-94 truth !
@@Wødēn-94 that’s how the majority of us see Dumpolini … the wannabe dictator
@@Wødēn-94 It's spelled "are", Einstein.
@@Wødēn-94A significant portion of the audience is laughing with him.
The Jimmy Kimmel Live show has the best writers and the brilliant Jimmy Kimmel to deliver the comedy. I hope that you keep up the pressure on the MAGA n’er-do-well and ghouls in the White House and across America.Great job.
Always the funniest Jimmy on tv.
Love you Jimmy & Guillermo 🫶 Thank goodness for you late night hosts 🙌because really need some laughs 😂between the sadness going on in Our Country 🥺
Best line ever "1st time ever a natural Disaster is being Visited by an Even BIGGER NATIONAL DISASTER " n ABSOLUTELY SO TRUE
Biden is responsible for millions of deaths worldwide. WTF you talking about? 😂
There’s nothing “natural” about arson. And the only disaster was Dementia Joe.
Jimmy, you keep American politics light even when everything is so heavy right now. Thank you for always giving us a laugh in some of the darkest times of our lives.
1500 felons pardoned. Statistics tells us there's a 0% chance they're really all deserving of the pardon. He is either derelict of his duty or he is purposefully negligent.
He got over 500 Taliban prisoners released in Afghanistan. He does everything opposite of what should be done.
tresspassing is not a felonie lmao... and they own the building ..
You mean like Joe Biden pardoning his whole family who had not been charged with a crime yet 20 minutes before he left office. Now those were not felons.
@@chrissyhoran404 right like ending wars .. in 2 days ..
@chrissyhoran404- 5,000 Taliban prisoners were released. One of them is President today.
Way to go Jimmy - Fantastic show!!!
Keep speaking the Truth Jimmy 😅
he is secretly a trump supporter where you been
@@donnamccart4397 that truth? lol ignorance is bliss
snoop dog sold out and went to sing at Trumps inauguration.
Truth????? Let's see how long Jimmy Pinocchio can get his nose to grow before it reaches the moon!!!!!!!!
no fire fighter should ever pay for a beer in LA again!!
Not from Cali but i strongly agree
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yup, i totally agree, i say we set up a gofundme account and title it BEERS FOR LA FIREFIGHTERS
Or any beverage of their choice.
@@JasonRichards-i9z So how many among the British followers as served in the Queen's Nayvee still recall the rum ration (a/k/a "the tot") before its 1971 abolition as being incompatible with battle readiness?
I can't believe anyone is stupid enough to believe they do sex changes at school. Teachers have to call a parent for permission to give a kid an aspirin!
The fact that MAGA believes this shows how stupid they are.
Exactly! Before the election, I explained to people many times that we don’t have a law in California that allows government to take kids to get sex changed without parental permission. How can people believe such an outrageous thing? It’s very puzzling!
Where do they perform these? Freddy's boiler room?
Give a child an ASPIRIN??
DON'T DO THAT!!!
@@markstevenson6635 You would be srprised to know how many kids in an elementary school of 500 need meds and other special attention every day. Schools must maintain detailed records of each child and who is allowed to administer and what they may administer. These things are done by health clerks and nurses but most schools onlyt have a nurse one or two days each week. The same goes for middle and high schools.
I need to laugh because the reality now is horrific !😮
Love this show! ❤
Thank God for Jimmy K!
Thank you, Jimmy for making me laugh!Great show!
Rain after a period of drought and wildfires will cause floods and mudslides. Please be prepared there in LA
Thank you for Sharing Jimmy
We ❤ your show Jimmy.
Love these monologues
Felon 47 is pathetic..❤
Ya mean elonfelon47?
CRY MORE MAGA FOR LIFE!!!
@@USisthebestcountryintheworld
@@USisthebestcountryintheworld says the bonehead bro
I love the fact that Jimmy just calls Trump an idiot and points out that what Trump says is just nonsense. Instead of these people who try to make it sound like what Trump says makes any more sense than what a toddler comes out with.
Gott sei Dank gibt es noch intelligente Amerikaner. Ich bin stolz auf Euch. Bin gespannt,ob die Meinungsfreiheit nicht auch noch verboten wird. God Bless Jimmy Kimmel.
California should join Canada.. win win
But if Calif joined Canada, the red states would starve without Calif's money. 😂
Canadian here. Come join us. We'd love to have California.
@ferox965 we'll take New England. Mexico can take back California, lots of ties there already.
@@galerae947 yes I know.. like I said, win win! (I'm a Canadian btw)
@@galerae947I just want enough notice to move to California and get Canadian citizenship. Or Virginia can go too. Either way, just don’t leave without me!
I watch you every day to keep my spirits up. We need this so much right now. Thanks!