I work in EPCOT and thought i was going mad when I saw a tall man in shorts and a ball cap hamming it up in front of the Postcards from Space greenscreens. Can't believe I witnessed possible Ryan lore first-hand.
It’s all downhill for Patrick from here. Give it a year that baby will be dunking on him. 6 months that baby will probably beat him in an arm wrestling contest.
Jon Voight's last major scene in Megalopolis is so jarring. It's completely flatly shot and lit and Voight looks like a crazed baby. It feels like it was lifted from one of his straight-to-streaming movies
I love how carefully charlotte put the transformers game down after chucking the jet li game lol. + respect for respecting a great game that I only look at through rose colored glasses
Ryan reminds me of my brother, like even if he knows that what he’s saying is wrong… he’s gotta argue to argue. They are the devil’s advocates that walk among us 😂
Patrick, my daughter absolutely destroyed my nose and I'm pretty sure cracked my eyebrow bone with one of those heavy toddler head swings when she was little. they're literally 1/3rd skull at that age, it's a heavy weapon.
The perfect satire of a courtroom legal defence of Jon Voight as fated by the Ryan Hailey stream I saw less than 24 hours before time of writing this comment.
Patrick's son is already asserting his dominance over him. Patrick is going to have to sleep with one eye open now I'd absolutely go to that train restaurant
Wait, I was like "oh, Patrick's from Minnesota? Nice! Minnesota mentioned." But then he mentioned Amodtt's and I had a double take, this is like finding out I went to high school with the corridor digital founders from one of their videos.
14:50 This is a weird hill to die on, even if it is a joke… So the protagonist would be thwarted by the villain because they wouldn’t be able to disguise themselves if they’re not the same skin color 😅
Red State Ryan desperately trying to justify John Voight doing brownface by claiming it could be magic, absolute gold episode
"You have the option to not finish this thought" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Gronk, play unwoke circus music" is probably the funniest thing I'll hear all week.
I work in EPCOT and thought i was going mad when I saw a tall man in shorts and a ball cap hamming it up in front of the Postcards from Space greenscreens. Can't believe I witnessed possible Ryan lore first-hand.
"Alright, haven't read in a while" oh Ryan, never change, because you'll never change
The last thing he read was that Joey Chestnut contract
Patter's son clocked him to show his quality.
A fine skaarsgard indeed
Could be a move to assert dominance
It’s all downhill for Patrick from here. Give it a year that baby will be dunking on him. 6 months that baby will probably beat him in an arm wrestling contest.
Of course Ryan was in the hurricane
Everything has to be about him
Patrick accepts no gifts from his mother in law
RIP patrick's nose, can't believe he didn't see that wall coming right at him
"Your T levels are crazy right now" "I can smell it!!"
In this episode, Patrick gets his shit rocked by a 1-year-old, and Ryan excuses brown-face in certain circumstances.
No joke, being a parent to two boys is just near constant testicle trauma. Not surprised Patrick broke his nose.
Can’t believe Charlotte Jet-li kicked Patrick in the face
LMAO NOT MY PHONE PLAYING DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS BY DISTURBED
Patrick deserves credit for getting two googles in my house to play Down with the Sickness... ooooo ah ah ah ah
I miss old Fuckhaus
"Unwoke circus music" is just the U.S. national anthem amirite OOOOOOHHH
Ryan coming back to the goblins is just ALWAYS a great time
Jon Voight's last major scene in Megalopolis is so jarring. It's completely flatly shot and lit and Voight looks like a crazed baby. It feels like it was lifted from one of his straight-to-streaming movies
Patrick’s Hey Siri bit totally fucked my whole office up. Suddenly everything was shouting at me all at once 😂
My TV turned off their video and played the disturbed. Which I loved.
So glad there’s somewhere to get my Ryan lore without being fully exposed
The song Patrick was thinking of is "Land of Confusion". Absolute banger.
Brilliant cover! Also worth looking here on YT for the original by Genesis played with Disturbed's version together
@@TheBackBackUp-z2p wow, didn't know that! i'll have to look that up.
The In Flames cover is better, imo.
Curse you Patrick! I was watching on my phone and then Disturbed started blasting XD
I'm actually glad there is an ad on this video. Adds mean the team gets to keep going
Easily the best factor ad I have ever seen.
Holy shit, I was at Disney like the day before Ryan. I almost could have met a legend
"Is it science or magic?" Is the most Ryan response
I love how carefully charlotte put the transformers game down after chucking the jet li game lol. + respect for respecting a great game that I only look at through rose colored glasses
That's the first Alexa activation I haven't been able to stop, well played Patrick
i would love to see astrogoblin really go hard on precision scheduled railroading
Ryan: "It's not racist if it's magic"
Ryan wears the vintage Mountain Dew cap, Mountain Dew start to revert the logo.
if we learned anything from this video, it’s that the irish mind is impervious to psychoanalysis, so you should go for the irish nose
Ryan reminds me of my brother, like even if he knows that what he’s saying is wrong… he’s gotta argue to argue. They are the devil’s advocates that walk among us 😂
Ryan doing that one Always Sunny Lethal Weapon bit lmao
I could listen to Charlotte talk about Megalopolis for hours
the editor had to work overtime to not get Ryan canceled 😂
Patrick, my daughter absolutely destroyed my nose and I'm pretty sure cracked my eyebrow bone with one of those heavy toddler head swings when she was little. they're literally 1/3rd skull at that age, it's a heavy weapon.
Y'all like ginger ale?
Seagrams or Canada Dry?
@@hawkeye4205 Vernors
@@faucet5137 haven't heard of that one before. Is it better?
@@hawkeye4205 in my opinion yes, it's the best, it's regional up here near Michigan and Ohio so probably not common elsewhere
@@hawkeye4205 Canada Dry all day
Greatly appreciate a stanced up ad read
That actually got my Alexa to play down with the sickness 😂
I hope to one day have a mustache as good as Patrick’s ❤️
All that Jet Li gaming was for naught if Patrick can't even block a literal baby.
God damn it Ryan.
Ryan will never not be Tracy Morgan saying “Devil’s avocado here, Larry”
The perfect satire of a courtroom legal defence of Jon Voight as fated by the Ryan Hailey stream I saw less than 24 hours before time of writing this comment.
Chat, is it less racist to use true polymorph to turn into a person of color than it is to do black face
As someone who has been headbutt by a baby I straight away thought Patrick's nose was the result of his baby.
Goddamnit, Patrick. I don't even have Siri set up, but my ipad awoke from across the room
Patrick's son is already asserting his dominance over him. Patrick is going to have to sleep with one eye open now
I'd absolutely go to that train restaurant
AG and the BUTT Boys carry on the Funhaus tradition of not playing the game literally at all, and I could not ask for better.
Red State Ryan strikes again!
Patrick’s nose is not broken and never was
Ah i get it now, the fourth mystery AstroGoblin is the editor they contract out to meet all of Ryan's midrecording requests
Damn you Patrick, I did not need multiple devices in my room playing Disturbed in the middle of an unpausable game of Tetris 99 😂
I always knew Ryan was truly Red State in his soul
Look we all know Patrick does a protection racket in Hoboken, this Astro gremlin whatever is just a side hustle
channel needs way more views
PATRICK! YOU SET OFF MY HOMEPOD!
Wait, I was like "oh, Patrick's from Minnesota? Nice! Minnesota mentioned." But then he mentioned Amodtt's and I had a double take, this is like finding out I went to high school with the corridor digital founders from one of their videos.
Don't ever say "full service" to me, Ryan...
The secret answer is that no one broke his nose until proven otherwise. Medically.
Astrogoblin getting commercials? Love that for them
Damnit Patrick...
My Alexa started playing Down with the Sickness
Ayo sponsors for astrogoblin? Get that bag!
sr. Patrick's nose always broken, too handsome
Lmao dammit Patrick that worked!
I am from Little Rock and I loved All Aboard.
he doesn't want to know if John Voight is racist, he wants to know if his character is
Omg I still have that same Bruce glass mug that Ryan has
Omg Charlotte talking about precision scheduled railroading is sending me...
ok but did Patrick's son broke his nose with science or with magic?
I knew Patrick was Minnesotan, I didn't realize he was in the Stillwater area!
Wild how much more energetic these ad reads are now
Ryan put down the shovel and picked up the mining drill while digging that hole for himself
I believe the song you were looking for, Patrick, was "Land of Confusion"
we can't fuck with disturbed anymore because David Draiman signed Israeli missiles
14:50 This is a weird hill to die on, even if it is a joke… So the protagonist would be thwarted by the villain because they wouldn’t be able to disguise themselves if they’re not the same skin color 😅
Quality content from the Goblins and Ryan.
Ryan came full Red State for this video
We have a few Fritz's in Kansas City and yeah it's cool but it's totally a kids place.
It's called "movie" magic, Charlotte
How do I get my Gronk to stop playing circus music?
Charlotte should cosplay as P. The hair and glasses are already there.
Sounds like Ryan’s trying to get ahead of some problematic photos about to come out
Aamodt's orchard is great! Their apple brats and apple cider donuts are so good.
Comment for the Al Gore Rhythm
Jacob having opinions on railroad operations is the least surprising thing.
Megalopolis was incredible, I saw it twice. I'm upset that its already out of theaters, we need to Morbius it
So dope I’m still missing Funhaus
Heat eat in 2 mineats is killing me lmao
Thanks Patrick, now all 8 of my smart home devices are playing Down with the Sickness.
These give me hope
Fleet Farm and Aamodt’s?! Patrick and I must be from the same suburban region of the Twin Cities.
Damn! Is that Ryan Hailey of Hailey Idaho fame!!?? 😂
Patrick: Lactose Intolerant eating Drum Sticks
Me: Where's the Lactose in Chicken?
It took the exact video length to eat my lunch. Very convenient
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