"We aren't allowed in cities, they think us to be thieves and skooma dealers. >Always has at least 3 moon sugars and 2 bottles of skooma in their inventory. Was it planted on you? Is it medicinal?
Jarvis Bailey I believe FudgeMuppet included something about these substances being beneficial to Khajits, I'd recommend watching their video- I think it was "Top 5 Khajit Facts".
I know Moon Sugar is fine for them but Skooma can still cause problems. Plus I'm more referencing the quote that they aren't allowed in cities because the people believe they have skooma on them. Which they typically do.
My favourite thing about redwater den is that it exists before you even have dawnguard installed, and then becomes SO much more important after you rescue Serana.
QUAK Beatz yes but there is a quest added to that house its made VERY important in the dawnguard DLC with the quest name: The Blood Stone Chalice Im not gonna spoil anything if you really want to know you can look it up but some people still want it to be a suprise
+Katie Summers Wrong, kinda. The building itself is there, yes. But the Den doesn't exist until after you install Dawnguard. Aaaaalso, you only visit that location if you sided with the Vampires. You don't go there if you sided with the Dawnguard.
I became Ysoldas drug bringer, and then we maried. We gonna build an empire! I really doub that anyone is gona suspect the grand wizard, thane of whiterun, member of companions, the dovahkin to be a drug lord. With an army of khajit we shall unite all of tamriel!
Shadewalker 13 sweet! can you hit me up with that skooma? will 2000 gold pay up? meet me outside the whiterun walls and we will get high with the kajiht ya got dat? and please don't tell my wife camilla and my 2 little adopted white kids
I miss your Skyrim videos. I wish you did more gaming videos. Your skits are funny, but you could have totally covered many other games. At this point we are here for you. Not just Skyrim.
Was there an actual quest for the Vampire Den I simply found it while exploring. Realized that it was skooma I lock picked the place and sneaked my way to the boss room killed him in the process. Just another day adventuring in Skyrim.
#1 is a reference to old opium dens. #2 is referencing gang violence and their desire to move quantity over quality and will react violently if even slightly provoked #3 is the local who has grey market chemicals for sale (our world equivalent would be research chemicals) #4 is a reference to international smuggling through 'corrupt' governments, much like what's happening in places like Africa and South America* #5 is the mostly peaceful local dealer who wants to be left alone to move his product
Someone is a naughty cop in Skyrim. Taking out the drug lords so that you can move in and capitalize on the market with your own new drug creation. I like it. Lmaooo.
I'd like to see a video of "top Skyrim mafias" for people that don't really have official powers but they could be more influencing than the Jarls, such as Maven Black-Briar, Thonar Silver-Blood...
The Septim Empire had its Legions fighting the Skooma trade but the Oblivion Crisis stop it since the legions were recalled to fortify Cyrodiil after Martin died
When I first played this game, I was unsure what skooma was, and wasn't bothered with it until the Cidha mine prisoners began talking about it, so I thought; wow, I've been selling this shit to taverns and shops throughout Skyrim. So yeah, I'd input myself into your list right there 😂
Oh so we are going into the nier crystal business? Excellent choice, in fact I shall help you. I'll take care of Ysolda. What? Oh these flowers I have? Oh no they are not for Ysolda, that is a silly thing to claim!! These are.....for my Mother. It's her birthday today and I'm going to give them to her after I take care of Ysolda. Oh these green apples I have as well? Those are for my mother as well of course!! Now if you don't excuse me I shall take care of Ysolda, I will be back in an hour or so.
In one play through, without realization, apparently I'd killed two of the drug lords on this list [Venarus Vulpin and the Butcher]. In my first playthrough of Skyrim, on my 360, I married Ysolda, in that same one I'd joined the Thieves Guild and apparently stolen from the Red Wave. And every play through I deal with the caravan. By god, I'm both an enemy and the best ally to the drug lords. Ysolda though. I'll need to have a talking to with her in the future.
Ever since Me, Faendal, and plenty other woods elves like him were kidnapped by those vampires and the wood elves were killed... he has had a mad face the rest of his life...
Which is why Ysolda is the best wife in skyrim. Too bad bethesda didn't do mush more with spouses in this game. Can you imagine helping her become the top drug lord in skyrim? Maybe taking over the ones you take down as you quest.
When u got redwater scoomaed, and I woke up in that cage, I was like “oh fuck yes! Free fo- I mean LEVELS!” *turns werewolf, they open the cage, eat everyone, there were no survivors*
Didn't know Ysolda was dealing in sleeping tree sap. In my playthorugh I married Ysolda without realising that I was marrying a drug lord. Though it does explain how she was able to live the life of luxury in the middle of the wilderness, in either Falkreath or Hjaalmarch.
"We aren't allowed in cities, they think us to be thieves and skooma dealers.
>Always has at least 3 moon sugars and 2 bottles of skooma in their inventory.
Was it planted on you? Is it medicinal?
If I'm not mistaken, it's not malicious to the khajiit.
Jarvis Bailey I believe FudgeMuppet included something about these substances being beneficial to Khajits, I'd recommend watching their video- I think it was "Top 5 Khajit Facts".
I know Moon Sugar is fine for them but Skooma can still cause problems. Plus I'm more referencing the quote that they aren't allowed in cities because the people believe they have skooma on them. Which they typically do.
Khajiit has glaucoma. Khajiit needs skooma for medicinal purposes.
Jarvis Bailey lol also they train in lockpicking
I've run into several of these and never new such a history! I love your videos!
Hiii Shirley it's so great to see you here!
I've heard so much about you! Keep doing what you're doing!
We all do
Hi shirley im glad you lile his videos too!
THE GOD HAS COME
us, let's face it, the dragon born is the top drug lord
Yes
Duhh
Especially if you have the mods Cannabis Skyrim and Become a Skooma Dealer
I drink 800 skooma a day
To be fair, the dragonborn is the top everything
No. 3 "You're a drug dealer now, get with it."
Haven't heard from Mikael since..
youre wife is a drug lord, no. 3 that is
Dude we can hide this in sweet roles so kids and grownups will taste it
Khajiit has wares, if you have coin.
Mikesrow then GTFO
thesadprofesso I've got Bitcoin
I have Catnip.
thesadprofesso i have caps
thesadprofesso will Rupees work?
I keep marrying Whiterun's local drug deal. That explains all the profit from her "store".
Matt Brown lmao
lydia is in on it too! She has to be. I sure don't pay her to buy her food and such. I bet they have a lab down in the basement!
nutcrackit If you marry Lydia she'll cheat on you😂
Zero Fox Legit?
Matt Brown Same though
Oh I supply ysolda with more than just tree sap. Giggity.
You sir, have earned !y respect.
i suspected just another kind of tree sap
Torin Jones you have earned our respect XD
Torin Jones you mean...mammoth tusks? :)
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Khajiit: The Nords see us as just pickpockets and skooma dealers.
Teaches pickpocket. Sells skooma.
daayum
My favourite thing about redwater den is that it exists before you even have dawnguard installed, and then becomes SO much more important after you rescue Serana.
This is a joke.... right?
Katie Summers why does it becames important?
I'm confused isn't Redwater Den just a house in Vanilla Skyrim
QUAK Beatz yes but there is a quest added to that house its made VERY important in the dawnguard DLC with the quest name: The Blood Stone Chalice
Im not gonna spoil anything if you really want to know you can look it up but some people still want it to be a suprise
+Katie Summers
Wrong, kinda. The building itself is there, yes. But the Den doesn't exist until after you install Dawnguard.
Aaaaalso, you only visit that location if you sided with the Vampires. You don't go there if you sided with the Dawnguard.
I became Ysoldas drug bringer, and then we maried.
We gonna build an empire! I really doub that anyone is gona suspect the grand wizard, thane of whiterun, member of companions, the dovahkin to be a drug lord.
With an army of khajit we shall unite all of tamriel!
Okay Escobar ; )
Savo Paleontolog l
If the dragonborn does drugs, they must be good!
Graenolf time to hire the dark brotherhood
I am married to ysoldas to
5: Heisenberg
4: Heisenberg
3: Heisenberg
2: Heisenberg
1: Heisenberg
Johnson Huynh Thanks, I almost missed him.
You're goddamn right.
I AM THE DANGER!
whats about pablo
Stanley Windows 69 Oh, hi Stanley
I had no idea that ysolda was selling drugs!!!! '0'
i think there was playthrought were Ysolda was my characters wife too, you and me have so much in comon!!!!!!!!!!
same
Ysolda was my dharacter's wife too.
Now you two are married. You may kiss the bride. :3
Tiago Pires ysolda was my skyrim wife and i never knew she did drugs
*sold* not did
*Ysolda is the one who knocks*
this has made me think of a new build to recommend to FudgeMuppet, the hitman. thanks Graenolf.
Shaun Bowen good idea u should twitte it to them
heck yah im with you all the way but it has to be a bald imperial lol
Shaun Bowen yo this idea is awesome
Wanna Jer only down side. i dont have twitter. :'( my voice shall ever be silent.
Shaun Bowen I'll do it and credit u
Dear Sweet Ysolda?! I feel so betrayed
my wife is in top 5 drug dealers of skyrim... divorce isnt an option...
Jacob Nicola murder is.
lol bro!
Your wife being a drug dealer is a bad thing how?
@@mattkeener7954 fous ro da is also a option
hey graenolf can u help me find my sweetroll
Sir games alot 19 let me guess someone stole your sweetroll
yeas and that's someone is gonna pay
I shot an arrow at the culprit so he took an arrow to the knee
Sir games alot 19 Aww, someone took your sweetroll?
Be Laine Gibs, Son. Lemme guess, someone stole your sweet role.
By the gods! He made a new video! Thank the nine divines.
TheBunkoman Faithless Imperial
Skyrim belongs to the Nords! The true sons and daughters of Skyrim.
TheBunkoman FUS RO DAH Skyrim is for the ebonheart pack and mixed races of the pact
Skyrim belongs to Snow Elves.
FlanelFil no fck them theyre now blind pieces of shit I never liked elves in the elder scrolls expect the bosmer
No lollygagin
What a great ending dialogue. You’re a genius.
oh damn
suddenly I wanna marry Ysolda
I have been binge watching your videos, I love them. Keep up the great work.
when he said walter i laughed my ass of XD
I love his commentating he is just so efficient with small jokes in all, his vids definitely subscribing
Heres about Ysolda....
I'M MARRIED TO A DRUG LORD?!
Shadewalker 13 sweet! can you hit me up with that skooma? will 2000 gold pay up? meet me outside the whiterun walls and we will get high with the kajiht ya got dat? and please don't tell my wife camilla and my 2 little adopted white kids
BO27 You got it! ;)
....Delete this contact; inform guards and by Sithis, you won't know what hit you!
BO27 Also, make it 2500 Gold and I'll throw in an extra copy of Fifty Shades of Graenolf!
Shadewalker 13 don't worry, your secret is safe with me ;)
if you got redwater skooma will 6000 gold do the deal with a side of graenolf
Jesus, I have been playing this game for years and haven't heard of #1. sounds like a dope quest tho
Graenolf, please do top 5 Daedric Artefacts ❤️
I miss your Skyrim videos. I wish you did more gaming videos. Your skits are funny, but you could have totally covered many other games. At this point we are here for you. Not just Skyrim.
Yo graenolf! Love your vids!
Love your videos and the scripts that go with them! Thanks for all the hard work!
Nice video!! Really helped with number 3!
Dragonborn may not be the top drug dealer but sure is the top arms dealer
Was there an actual quest for the Vampire Den I simply found it while exploring. Realized that it was skooma I lock picked the place and sneaked my way to the boss room killed him in the process. Just another day adventuring in Skyrim.
that's it
i'm naming my new dovah Walter
no one can stop me
(Shoots Luke Hall in the knee with a bow and arrow)
#1 is a reference to old opium dens.
#2 is referencing gang violence and their desire to move quantity over quality and will react violently if even slightly provoked
#3 is the local who has grey market chemicals for sale (our world equivalent would be research chemicals)
#4 is a reference to international smuggling through 'corrupt' governments, much like what's happening in places like Africa and South America*
#5 is the mostly peaceful local dealer who wants to be left alone to move his product
I've been here since around 1k you've come a long way and I'm glad because you deserve every last bit of it
Someone is a naughty cop in Skyrim. Taking out the drug lords so that you can move in and capitalize on the market with your own new drug creation. I like it. Lmaooo.
What about El khajiit or Pablo dark elf
I'd like to see a video of "top Skyrim mafias" for people that don't really have official powers but they could be more influencing than the Jarls, such as Maven Black-Briar, Thonar Silver-Blood...
nazeem is a drug lord!
Explains why he says have you been to the cloud district. Cause e gets high as heck
Ohhhhhhh now I get it
The lore in this game is truly awesome.
You deserve more subscribers
The Septim Empire had its Legions fighting the Skooma trade but the Oblivion Crisis stop it since the legions were recalled to fortify Cyrodiil after Martin died
When I first played this game, I was unsure what skooma was, and wasn't bothered with it until the Cidha mine prisoners began talking about it, so I thought; wow, I've been selling this shit to taverns and shops throughout Skyrim. So yeah, I'd input myself into your list right there 😂
Oh so we are going into the nier crystal business? Excellent choice, in fact I shall help you. I'll take care of Ysolda. What? Oh these flowers I have? Oh no they are not for Ysolda, that is a silly thing to claim!! These are.....for my Mother. It's her birthday today and I'm going to give them to her after I take care of Ysolda. Oh these green apples I have as well? Those are for my mother as well of course!! Now if you don't excuse me I shall take care of Ysolda, I will be back in an hour or so.
Is that.. a vapor, coming off them?
+Graenolf Uhhhh......no? It must be the lighting or something messing with your vision.
In one play through, without realization, apparently I'd killed two of the drug lords on this list [Venarus Vulpin
and the Butcher]. In my first playthrough of Skyrim, on my 360, I married Ysolda, in that same one I'd joined the Thieves Guild and apparently stolen from the Red Wave. And every play through I deal with the caravan.
By god, I'm both an enemy and the best ally to the drug lords. Ysolda though. I'll need to have a talking to with her in the future.
Whiterun: has like 3 shops but is trade capital
Solitude: has like 10 shops and just as many market stalls as whiterun but is just the normal capital
Whiterun is the trade center for Skyrim geographically, Solitude is the main port connecting Skyrim to the rest of Tamriel.
I dug the rhymes you did there. Awesome.
*smells the Nirn Crystals* Good shit. This'll make us a fortune. I mean, more of a fortune than we already have.
Nice, right? That's the smell of an empire.
This is so nerdy, but so entertaining!
Ever since Me, Faendal, and plenty other woods elves like him were kidnapped by those vampires and the wood elves were killed... he has had a mad face the rest of his life...
Ya got some skooma, yeah?! Ol buddy, ol pal?! I just need a taste!
I can't remember, did Uncle Sweetshare from Morrowind show up in the Dragonborn DLC? His "workshop" was a moon sugar refinery.
What's worse than a drug lord? A vampire drug lord.
#1 the chicken. It looks so innocent but can do so much.
Dude I love your channel
I think it would be cool if you could invest in the drug Lords
Redwater Den was great to play through
Nobody compares to Shady Sam
Do more of these videos and please do Top 5's of Oblivion
3:12 that guy was a drug dealer? I never even noticed. I couldn't see much of anything while was mauling all of them to death as a werewolf
umm... no im good (slowly walks away)
Jn, get in the wagon.
One of us!! One of us!! One of us!! One of- *Continues chanting*
HE KNOWS TO MUCH GET HIM!!
Which is why Ysolda is the best wife in skyrim. Too bad bethesda didn't do mush more with spouses in this game. Can you imagine helping her become the top drug lord in skyrim? Maybe taking over the ones you take down as you quest.
When u got redwater scoomaed, and I woke up in that cage, I was like “oh fuck yes! Free fo- I mean LEVELS!” *turns werewolf, they open the cage, eat everyone, there were no survivors*
Did somebody say... "Capital!" -Grey Fox
haha, Even more reasons to marry Ysolda :3 "Oh yea? Well my wife's a drug kingpin!"
Im married to yusolda dammit first you get kidnaped then you become a drug lord
Didn't know Ysolda was dealing in sleeping tree sap. In my playthorugh I married Ysolda without realising that I was marrying a drug lord. Though it does explain how she was able to live the life of luxury in the middle of the wilderness, in either Falkreath or Hjaalmarch.
It would be the skeever, or Walter
OHHH
I get the breaking bad reference
I was walking around once and found one but then got attaked by a dragon and he ran
Well damn, Ysolda is more than I originally thought. She is the perfect wife for my Khajit thief!
Balmora blue is skooma not alcohol
Ugh, my wifi timed out and did two of these comments
Michael L Skooma is an illegal alcohol..
leZap please tell me where you got that info, I was under the impression it was a narcotic that contained no alcohol
It isn't alcohol, its like a cross between meth and heroin
Well last time I checked you don't drink drugs. Plus is saw it on some type of TES wiki.
I like your stories. Can you make a video of all the followers fighting each other to see who's the strongest?
Eliminate the 5 targets so we-- or you--could set up shop? You got it boss!
I think that ysolda is only selling sleeping tree sap to get enough money to but the tavern in whiterun
Question, can Vampire Lords be fed on by other vampires? Will the red skooma affect a Vampire Lord the same way it will a regular person?
Red water skooma is made with sleeping tree sap, something to note
When I play fallout four I am the ultimate drug dealer. I never do them so I always have a stockpile and I am always getting more.
What happened to those live streams you were gonna do?
Yeah, I forgot it was Easter, hehe. I'll definitely be starting them up soon.
got an opioid addiction awareness ad on this video
Why does the khajitts have weird armor? Is that a mod because it looks cool as hell
Hey Graenolf, what armor mod(s) do you use? They look really good and I want to try them out.
I would add the Dragonborn to the list ;)
Damn right ysolda has good looks
YSOLDA IS A DRUG LORD???? NOOOOOOOOO! Never saw this coming.
why did they think of Scout from TF2 with the little Mic he has bonus head XD
Wait what? If you take the Skooma a whole new element of being imprisoned comes into the quest?
And that's why I love these games ; )
It's truly amazing that with something like 1000 hours put into the game I still haven't experienced everything.
Ysolda is the only one i have not killed because she hasn't tried to kill me on sight and she's nice
What about that orc who approaches you he's upfront and brave like his brothers and is brave enough to attack you
I found the number one spot on this list at random and just killed all the people there without drinking the redwater sckooma
I always buy moon sugar for Elswyre fondue. Not ashamed.
Q: what is the best place to hide in a hide and seek game A: a Barrel!
Skyrim Cops. God I miss that show
Dragonborn as Heisenberg
every heard of a druger it’s a high skeleton
Ok did everyone who plays skyrim marry Ysolda??
Nazeem because.....oyfum......excuse me, he is always high as
Man I married ysolda without knowing
I hate liers
*draws dagger*
1. Nazeem.
why do you think he always asks you about cloud district? you really think it's the actual cloud district?
You forgot one....
Mr Fluffles the Dragonborn.