A vanpire is actually the traditional burial method for a van that wont start anymore. (A pyre is what they call the stuff they burn alongside a body in ceremonial burial by fires)
"I wonder if I can do a terrorist attack and make them fire back a Nuke." Shows footage of a plane flying to New York. Ah yes and what an interesting day to post this on...
You could never start a spaghetti cult in Italy. Every town you visit would just be looking down on you for daring to suggest your food could be better than theirs in any way.
My favorite villains are the ones with their own set of twisted morals, so when Kevin said “Bombing people? Good! Racism? Bad!” It kind of made my day.
I'm very disappointed no one used the mind control worm powers to emulate Jim's cult, that would've been amazing cuz then you don't have to kill them, you only need to infect them.
@@DartzinhoV Yeah I could tell by the way the infection tree expanded, I've played a lot of the neurax worm but it kinda doesn't count of they don't use transcendence.
"No one ever expects Greenland" Are you aware that Greenland is so infamously hard to infect and saves the world so often that there's official merchandise saying things like "Damn you Greenland!"?
Imagine you ask someone what’s new in their life, and they say, “Well, let’s see…Oh, I recently joined The Spaghetti Cult!” Like, what are you supposed to *do* with that information? Buy them meatballs?
Iceland would probably be the worst place for vampires. Small population and the natural phenomenon known as "the midnight sun" where the sun doesn't set for 24 hours a day during the summer months.
6:30 hey, I'm Moroccan and I love your videos...don't worry, Algerians and Moroccans mostly speak French as a second language so they're just unable to appreciate your wisdoms
Kevin is genuinely the funniest TH-camr I’ve ever watched, I barely ever laugh out loud but Kevin makes me laugh so hard it hurts, I give many thanks to him and the Dear Leader
"That time you thought you were a vampire for six months" This sounds like it was written by Jim Pickens therapist after Jim regaled him with the stories of when he was a vampire.
"On today's agenda, eggs!" "But sir, we bought some last week at Costco." "No, I mean *laying* eggs. Anyone have ideas?" "We could, you know, just *push* really hard?" "Why Johnson...you're a genius! We will just push, really, really hard". And thus egg laying began.
Don't encourage Steven Seagal. He hasn't even seen the video but but you can bet defeating vampire terrorists is already on his list of "accomplishments" right under fighting the Yakuza and not pooping himself in a fight.
Hi Kevin, i just want to say thank you for making me laugh and enjoy your content. It really makes my days little better, my mother died exactly 2 months ago. I even quitted my job because i just cant work atm and i want to stay at home. Im really thankful for what you do and hope you continue this path many years ❤️🇫🇮 Thank you!
They do get sun in Iceland. In the summer it never gets dark. It’s known as the midnight sun. So it’s actually a terrible place for vampires at that time of year.
My girlfriend is in the hospital and will be for the next 2 weeks at least. Thank you Kevin for helping me through this. Definitely going through a rough time, but you've helped
Thank you Kevin As the CEO of Icelandic I am very happy you’ve decided to start this cult So we’ve decided to start this for real Long live Th3 Cool Cult
Kevin, I want to thank you for your amazing content. You always bring a smile on my face whenever I watch your videos. Today I've been very depressed and quiet because today is the 20th anniversary of the 9/11 terrorists attacks on my country. I've been waiting all day for your new video today and it cheered me up. Thank you again, that even in my time of grief, loss, and healing, you always have the ability to give me daily doses of serotonin, so thank you ❤ Edit: I realize now that he made a cult of vampire *terrorists*, on today of all days. I kinda tried to ignore it, but I was also feeling too numb to really bring myself to care I guess. Still, I stand by my statement.
The spaghetti cult struggles because Italy doesn't exist in that world, instead, The Homelands exist, which are extremely powerful and will not submit to a cult that easily.
Pro tip for this game: first infect all world, deevolve random symptoms so you won't get "caught". When the last person is infected evolve symptoms, deevolve rest
Kevin just roasting iceland and ireland for the first minutes of the video. me sitting in iceland in the middle of summer with no sun so pale I just might be a vampire
Day 44 of asking Kevin to make a Frostpunk playthrough since he missed out on all the really fun stuff, like becoming an actual cult leader and making his entire population cannibals.
I can’t wait to see our cul-munnity grow even more today. It’s what the Dear Leader would want
Hagrid
Jim Pickens?
@GV_280 📛
@@hagrid3348 report it's profile pic, it'll give it a permanent strike
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I subscribed
“I bought the vampire a van.” Otherwise known as a vanpire.
Hah clever 👏
A vanpire is actually the traditional burial method for a van that wont start anymore.
(A pyre is what they call the stuff they burn alongside a body in ceremonial burial by fires)
That's actually also the name of a really dumb kids show made by the same company that produced the film, "The Littlest Light on the Christmas Tree"
I see Kevin is back to recruiting cult members again. We love to see our family grow!
Of course! It’s what our leader would want!
😂😂😂😂
It's not a cult! It's a family!
I’m new to this cult,
“Should I combine vampires with terrorism?”
-Kevin, September 11th, 2021
The coincidence of it being 9/11 lmaooo
@@Alecexo oh.. that sounds worse when you add the date..
Kevin has inside job
"I wonder if I can do a terrorist attack and make them fire back a Nuke."
Shows footage of a plane flying to New York.
Ah yes and what an interesting day to post this on...
Thanks for reminding me, I was trying to avoid thinking that while watching this video.
You could never start a spaghetti cult in Italy. Every town you visit would just be looking down on you for daring to suggest your food could be better than theirs in any way.
If it isn't al dente, the Italians want nothing to do with it.
@@fishpreferred3322 true
“I got spells and curses and now I can save up for cannibalism!”
I died
Im going to assume you died because The dear leader was hungry.🍴
We’re cannibals now! Yay! :D
🤣
@@global_warnings didn’t change anything for me
"Human sacrifices? Yeah, that's sounds like a good idea."
"Animal sacrifices? No! That's mean!"
They are cannibalistic, bloodsucking, murderous terrorists who support animals and all races equally
Of course he wouldn’t sacrifice animals, he’s not a monster.
I mean the animals did nothing wrong....humans on the other hand...
@@GBfanatic15
What? Tell me, please
Thatveganteacher/peta be like
I understood "B movie" as "bee movie", with all that talk about legal teams it almost made sense
you can really see kevin’s soul when he says stuff like ”i’m hip!” and ”i sit all day at home”
HAGRID
Hey! That's what I say, and I'm super hip! 😆👍
@@hagrid3348 hagrid daddy 😫
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid
My favorite villains are the ones with their own set of twisted morals, so when Kevin said “Bombing people? Good! Racism? Bad!” It kind of made my day.
I can only imagine 10yo Kevin's parents going
"Ah Jaesus, Little Kevin's trying to convert his Lego figures again"
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thank you for the phonetic spelling of JEASUS
@@hagrid3348
@Hagrid
In the lego Minecraft video he clearly states that he played with legos untill at least 24
@@logan_in_4k Oh be jaysus!
I'm very disappointed no one used the mind control worm powers to emulate Jim's cult, that would've been amazing cuz then you don't have to kill them, you only need to infect them.
yea missed opportunity
Worst part is the last one actually used the Neurax Worm, so they could have made it so you only had to control everyone
@@DartzinhoV Yeah I could tell by the way the infection tree expanded, I've played a lot of the neurax worm but it kinda doesn't count of they don't use transcendence.
I bet the first one had the shadow cult thing, but Kevin didn't get to it so he never really made a cult.
"No one ever expects Greenland"
Are you aware that Greenland is so infamously hard to infect and saves the world so often that there's official merchandise saying things like "Damn you Greenland!"?
That’s why no one excepts them. They’re so hard to infect that they’re usually not the one sending infected boats out.
Back in my day it was Madagascar 😔
@@DeathnoteBB a fellow gamer
@@DeathnoteBB nice pfp and name
And yet Covid got both of them
Imagine you ask someone what’s new in their life, and they say, “Well, let’s see…Oh, I recently joined The Spaghetti Cult!”
Like, what are you supposed to *do* with that information? Buy them meatballs?
They probably have whole cupboards of spaghetti and sauce
@@global_warnings Right! So the only things they’re missing are meatballs, cheese, and garlic bread; we gotta get on that!
@GV_280 Indeed a worthy cause.
We do! It’ll be a lovely surprise!😊
Day 1 of telling Kevin that we love him and appreciate his hard work on his videos and support him always
Hagrid
Noice
Yes :)
@Willy on Wheels CP
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Iceland would probably be the worst place for vampires.
Small population and the natural phenomenon known as "the midnight sun" where the sun doesn't set for 24 hours a day during the summer months.
Lots of burglars in Iceland, probably not safe to hibernate all summer...
@@Zankaras I think they'll run when they see the coffin
Maybe, but coffins are expensive so chances are the vamp would wake up face down in a ditch with a severely sunburned backside.
Kevin looking into the camera and asking us to lay eggs made me spit out my water
"Can you learn to lay eggs?" Kevin, we're doing our best
Watching a senile Irishman say "Can you lay some eggs for me please?" Is the greatest way to spend my day
Never wanted to lay eggs before in my life unfortunately I can't but God damn I wish I could just for Jim and kevin
Turkey starts working on a cure
"no, no, the birds are supposed to be on my side"
that was hillarious
“I tried to spread cults in Plague Inc.”
You’ve already done that Kevin, very successfully, may I add.
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“I tried spreading cults”
I mean you don’t really need to try, the cultmmunity of Jim Pickens exists “willingly”
It doesn't matter what Kevin does Jim will always be more famous then him and that's the Way our dear leader wants it
Kevin is already very infecting in my mind, cant get enough of him, Love this man
Hagrid
"I bought the vampire a van. Seeming less like a threat to humanity and more like a Scooby-Doo villain."
I like when he was going full brutal with no limits but just drew the line when he saw "racism"
"Silly God, what's he doing in there?"
~An innocent Catholic Irish man right before ending the world with a c00l cult
This video: *exists*
Cult leaders: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
@GV280 Indeed
“Hey there friends, today were infecting humanity”
Is he not Kevin?
Lmao I love how this game keeps coming back it just won’t DIE but I honestly like watching it.
The game was the virus all along:0!
and rebel Inc's like the long lost sibling that noone knows about
Kevin's new haircut looking fresh!
Kevin is not a bad guy, he already told us what’s going to happen
No, kevin's THE bad guy, duh.
4:57 "Vampire slain in Finland" Maybe slain by Van Helsinki?
Kevin: wait we are vampires
Everyone: well we never leave Kevin's basement so we are a cult of vampires
@Agnez🇬🇧 you’re adopted
I legitimately try at this game and yet Kevin still beats me unironically lmao
HAGRID
@@hagrid3348 am I a wizard?
@@Shanetor only if you subscribe to hagrid
Fun animal fact: Hummingbirds are the only known birds that can also fly backwards.
HAGRID
What about bees
This may be a controversial statement but i don’t think bees are birds
@@psyducktective According to all known laws of biology there is no way that a bee should be able to bird...
Fun animal fact: the tapir has the largest penis to body ratio
Been loving your content again recently, keep up the great work! ❤️
I thought the first was ok, but then things escalated really quickly...
Entertaining video kevo
6:30 hey, I'm Moroccan and I love your videos...don't worry, Algerians and Moroccans mostly speak French as a second language so they're just unable to appreciate your wisdoms
hagrid
I think it just hit us im from Algeria 🇩🇿
❤️ 🇲🇦
Day 1 of also telling Kevin that we love him and appreciate his hard work on his videos and will support him always thanks for the smiles kev
"They get no sun up in Iceland, do they?" No, only for like 3 months straight without any sunset
"Turkey starts work on cure." - "No, no, no, the birds were meant to be on my side!" 😂
Kevin: "where's a good place to start a cult, Iceland"
Ezra Miller: "write that down write that down!"
0:01 “inFECKting humanity”
Kevin is genuinely the funniest TH-camr I’ve ever watched, I barely ever laugh out loud but Kevin makes me laugh so hard it hurts, I give many thanks to him and the Dear Leader
Kevin you always make me happy when I feel down and things get tough thank you for the amazing content
So glad Plauge Inc isn’t dead, it’s an amazing game
"Vampire feeding attracts attention in UK."
You thought it was Kevin's vampires causing trouble in England, but it was I, Dio!
I think the vampires heard tales from the glorious past/vampire jim pickens and are trying to summon him back
6:30 I'm Moroccan and I can confirm that some of us do, in fact, love your videos
So the vampires bought a van...would that make them VANPIRES?
I imagine Jim finally got Kevin but Kevin initiated his self destruct sequence, thus the nuclear explosion
"That time you thought you were a vampire for six months" This sounds like it was written by Jim Pickens therapist after Jim regaled him with the stories of when he was a vampire.
game: *-that time you heard god in your microwave* Kevin: silly god, what are you doing in there?
"On today's agenda, eggs!"
"But sir, we bought some last week at Costco."
"No, I mean *laying* eggs. Anyone have ideas?"
"We could, you know, just *push* really hard?"
"Why Johnson...you're a genius! We will just push, really, really hard".
And thus egg laying began.
Oh yes, Kevin infecting yuumanity with questionable choices, just how I like it
Hahaha I love how Romania is keeping the spaghetti cult at bay while everyone else is getting infected, good guy Romania
Considering you have over 2.5 million members of your “community”, I think you’ve done a pretty good job.
Man what's better than this, just Kevin and his cults. The best duo.
Kevin's videos are so well edited I keep forgetting he uploads daily.
I'm disappointed with Kevin for the fact that he didn't name it "The Cult of Jim Pickens". 😤
Don't encourage Steven Seagal. He hasn't even seen the video but but you can bet defeating vampire terrorists is already on his list of "accomplishments" right under fighting the Yakuza and not pooping himself in a fight.
Yeah I don’t want to see things like that made by stir fry seagull.
So I got really drunk. It’s 2:00 am here in the US.and I’m watching Kevin before I pass out. Love you Kev!
Something about an Irishman clicking "terror attack" on the UK seems very normal
@ are you gonna reply this to every post?
Kevin's moral standards are . . . something else . . . and I'm here for it 👍🏼
Hi Kevin, i just want to say thank you for making me laugh and enjoy your content. It really makes my days little better, my mother died exactly 2 months ago. I even quitted my job because i just cant work atm and i want to stay at home. Im really thankful for what you do and hope you continue this path many years ❤️🇫🇮 Thank you!
I love that all the ads I get on Kevin's videos are in Spanish despite me not speaking Spanish nor ever consuming any content in Spanish
I'm loving Kevin revisiting old beloved games!!!
hagrid
oh god I've been watching Kevin for two years and all of a sudden I am starting to experience SYMPTOMS
Just imagine if jim pickens' cultists were fighting against spaghetti cultists
They do get sun in Iceland. In the summer it never gets dark. It’s known as the midnight sun. So it’s actually a terrible place for vampires at that time of year.
10:48 "Could you lay some eggs for me, please?" On that note, here's the perfect cult member name for us: the foul fowls 😈 🐔
😮 genius
And while the Dear Leader raided the CDC, many were found to be in disbelief (fill in what you wish Kevin)
My girlfriend is in the hospital and will be for the next 2 weeks at least. Thank you Kevin for helping me through this. Definitely going through a rough time, but you've helped
This game has evolved for the past two years huh I think I'll play it once more
You never cease to dumbfound me with such ridiculous but brilliant video ideas 💡 😮💨
Thank you Kevin
As the CEO of Icelandic I am very happy you’ve decided to start this cult
So we’ve decided to start this for real
Long live Th3 Cool Cult
When he said “the cool cult created by vampire” I fully pictured Harry Potter from the My Immortal fanfic
Perfect. I love this game and Kevin just makes it better
my respect for kevin only grew when he drew the line at racism, this is how we know he’s a good person and even greater cult leader :)
Kevin: should I combine vampires and terrorism?
The writers of Remember Me: what could go wrong?
Everyone watching Kevin: *starts laying eggs and hears jim pickens*
Kevin, I want to thank you for your amazing content. You always bring a smile on my face whenever I watch your videos. Today I've been very depressed and quiet because today is the 20th anniversary of the 9/11 terrorists attacks on my country. I've been waiting all day for your new video today and it cheered me up. Thank you again, that even in my time of grief, loss, and healing, you always have the ability to give me daily doses of serotonin, so thank you ❤
Edit: I realize now that he made a cult of vampire *terrorists*, on today of all days. I kinda tried to ignore it, but I was also feeling too numb to really bring myself to care I guess. Still, I stand by my statement.
In plague inc. Kevin just turns into Mr.worldwide
Hagrid
Flex tape was the final boss to humans, and we couldn't handle it
When Jim discovers bioweapons
All hail Jim Pickens
Hagrid .
Sad thing is, there are real life people who genuinely think they're vampires and even drink blood
HAGRID
I'm pretty sure th3 cool cult is actually ran by a pale Irish vampire who moved to Spain
The spaghetti cult struggles because Italy doesn't exist in that world, instead, The Homelands exist, which are extremely powerful and will not submit to a cult that easily.
No wonder why I always hear about you worldwide.
Pro tip for this game: first infect all world, deevolve random symptoms so you won't get "caught". When the last person is infected evolve symptoms, deevolve rest
Iceland you never expect anything LIKE JIMS CULT
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@@hagrid3348 Hagrid
Kevin is an infectious genius
I mean with a hip name like TH3 C00L CULT, how could anyone be against it
Bore Ragnarok
Why does this reminds me of that romantic novel that goes like 'he's a vampire but also... A cowboy'
You have to draw the line somewhere, and things like racism and looking for frogs are just never acceptable.
Ah the old classic that never truly grows old
Kevin always says "hey there friends" but never "how there friends" :(
Kevin just roasting iceland and ireland for the first minutes of the video. me sitting in iceland in the middle of summer with no sun so pale I just might be a vampire
Day 44 of asking Kevin to make a Frostpunk playthrough since he missed out on all the really fun stuff, like becoming an actual cult leader and making his entire population cannibals.
The setup for the Steven Segal vid is mental