How to achieve Godhood | Mount & Blade 2 Bannerlord
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His tumultuous rise to godhood is unparalleled.
This is the definitive guide on how to deal with your moron cousin Fodor, and specifically how he looks like Nozhon. He is a rat. From the day I realized his decrepit visage looked like a carbon copy, I knew I would despise him for as long as I lived. Every atom of his being is offensive to my senses.
The great Sultan Gluberdorp does what he can to keep afloat the glorious Blep kingdom, which involves waging war with nations against which there would normally be no hope.
This is how to achieve godhood.
Gluberdorp is the king, baby.
Fodor is a rat.
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Where a rising phoenix once was, a dark cloud now ungulates. A cloud of flies, bats, and rats. The Gods wept upon that day, for while a rat may not seem threatening on its own, a rat always has a way to worm itself into corners where it is not welcome. It spreads disease, feces, and death where ever it goes, and though the petty lords did not know it, they and all their subjects were doomed to a fate worse than death, they were doomed to serve this darkness, this corruption, this abomination of nature! One can only hope that this creature would get stuck in a tar pit of debauchery and what's generally referred to as.... Rat-hood.
This is legitimately so much better than anything I could ever write, to the point where it is single handedly inspiring me to continue the story. I need to un-dung the dung-rat. Can I please have your permission to steal a sentence or two from this comment for the script? This is amazing. 😂
@@therealbestguest Thanks! Go ahead and use it, I would be honored!
George R.R. Martin weeps in shame over the knowledge that he could never write a story greater than the Tale of Clan Ballman.
Father, father, why have you forgotten my cheese?
🧀 He will come back in a few years with the most divine cheese this earthly realm has ever laid eyes on.
I love this series so much. There's a severe lack of bannerlord series that tell the story of a whole clan, and most of them end within the original character's lifetime. Multi generational adventures are really where I think this game shines. There's so much drama, so much life and death. I love how this started out as a silly adventure about a strange man looking to bust a nut while being tormented by his brother's mere existence, but within 5 episodes we are watching the few surviving members of his clan defend their crumbling empire. Also your editing and personality are great. Your comedy has real calm aura about it which is a very welcome break from the constantly shouting content creators that dominate this platform. Please keep it up! What you're doing here is unique, and it really can't be found anywhere else.
This comment is amazing. There were moments when I was planning the last two episodes where I would just stop and say "wow, I got sidetracked". This game has an amazing way of totally distracting you from whatever your initial goal is/was, which in this case was to explore what a game engine could do with the offspring of an odd-looking family, spurred on only by my curiosity. It turned into a generations-long quest to not only have kids but to better their position in the world.
And in that regard, I totally agree - I find the multi-generational facet of the game totally fascinating and think it's its greatest strength. I love the fact that the Aserai are currently on their third/fourth Sultan in my game, but there are places like the Southern Empire or the Battanians that still have Rhagaea and Caladog in their 70's. Rhagaea's offspring have all perished in my game, so what happens next? Which of the big families inherit the throne? This to me is so interesting.
Thank you for this comment, I got all excited reading it and it has totally made my day. ❤
Are you alright honey?
Father loves you
Fodor the rat, is a disgusting scab on your leg, eventually it goes away but after it heals he leaves a disgusting scar.
I have so much hate for him
At this stage I have 0 desire to play as Fodor, but I absolutely do want to continue the save to see if I can un-rat the rat. 🤢
Really well written, humorous and smart, great job, some phrases were proper brilliant !
Thank you! 😁
The real divinity was the twist ending of the series. You took what had to be at least +100 hours of gameplay, and molded it into a tale of fruitless irony. It was... perfection
I miss your honey, father everyday.
My dude, you make me laugh so hard it surprises me this video doesn't have millions of views.
I have roped my wife into this tale now, we must know what happens with Fodor the Rat.
I will be working on another one soon!
@@therealbestguest come back dad :(
Soon...
Daddy Daddy, We miss you! lol great video as always.
Daddy come back 😂 Thank you
Amazing series! Hope we get to see more of the Kingdom of Blep.
Thank you! I absolutely will be working on more!
@@therealbestguestand yet there was no more.
I have watched this series 5 times
This is really the best M&B video series I've had the divine pleasure to witness
This is the best content M&B Twitter account has ever shared.
I don't even know what this game is but I just love your monotone delivery.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA!!! YOU ARE INSANE! I laughed so hard at the end, you have no idea... You've made my day, thanks!
Thank you for the kinds words! Yes indeed Fodor may have made your day but he ruined mine.
I've been watching the playlist and loosing my shit every episode. Thank you.
I miss your father’s land of milk and honey. I light a cig in his honour.
Keep making more dude this series is the best
pls man, we need more, please continue this series
Okay, idk how I stumbled onto this, but I will be watching this from the beginning very soon, this shit is hilarious.
Father did you bring the CHESEE yet?
I really hope you continue this it's fantastic!
I played this game is such a weird way.
Becoming the ultimate smith, stocking up on good materials, and then camping outside a city, continually selling swords in exchange for prohibitive amounts of their food until the entirety of the city was heinously poor and malnourished. Only once they rebelled against their "oppressors" did i kill the rebels and claim the city without raising any hostilities.
I love honey father, I miss milk and ciggys. I've gone to get you.
Don't seek him out, you'll only find pain.
Now this I call quality content. I'm glad Mount&Blade shared your stuff on instagram, otherwise I'd never found out about your channel. Keep up the good work king!
I know, I was very lucky. :)
I don't know why I am just now finding this gem of a channel. You are very good at this. Thank you. Also, don't think I missed you quoting the holy scripture but just changing the words around. I found it in poor taste, but you didn't actually say anything bad. Still funny.
Father,
missing your honey everyday
is like
loving you!
This series gives me life and I hope it continues one day
Don't forsake the cheese I remember father please
Globy fingers might be the single best phrase every
Man this commentry is the best😂😂😂😂 You deserve an award
Really enjoying your content, nice work bro
I hope to see you once more venture into the wonderful world of Mount and Blade 2. This series was simply sublime and utterly unassailable in it's entertainment from beginning to end.
But really though I liked this series a lot. You are an incredibly enjoyable person to listen to and watch. I look forward to the reincarnation of Glorben, someday...
Haha this series was excellent, I’ve always wanted to do something like this but it takes such a long time to edit and voiceover. Great work it was very funny
I miss you, father, every day, honey; I love you.
I need more!!! Pure genius 🤣😭❤️
I finally got around to watching this.
The King Is Dead, Long Live The Rat!
short answer: Archers
mid answer: archers. FOLLOW MEE! SPRED OUT. as they enemy lines up back away return volly with your troops if you can. use a shield if they have range units as well. back away till they send calvery. retreat. repeat. victory.
(loadout: Shield, (cross)bow, 2 arrows)
long answer: see me after class.
I miss him everyday.
Father, I miss your honey-love everyday.
Honey,
I know you didn't intend to turn a rat into a king, but it's okay, I forgive you. Know that rats are only remembered for ruling over garbage and Fodor will be no different. Long live Gluberdorp, son of the war goblin.
Your videos have definitely gotten better / evolved since 2 years ago. I thoroughly enjoy your Kenshi videos. Keep it up. I love you, honey. Are you alright, dad?
Daddy, I need you back baby
I do hope it's not the end of this series, I need more Blep Lore in me veins
I want so much more of this.
God I'd love to see more mount and blade content like this
Wait banner lord? Oh man this is on my radar like a nuke ill be back to check this mate defo. I wish i had realised earlier. Nice 1 this game looks interesting as anything
It's a good one! I thought it wouldn't but the game runs really well too, really impressive what Taleworlds has been able to do and continue to improve on.
I love the commentary and humour!
This content is pure GOLD
The "war as sport and profit" aspect of Bannerlord 2 is actually some biggbrain stuff as far as storytelling through gameplay. Hot zones on the map get ground down into hellscapes of sub 1000 prosperity from repeated siege and yet your clan grows in wealth with every campaign. Watching glubedorp pay for his fathers folly in violating the customs of caldaria was truly poetic.
Honey for cigs, dad please?
here at 5.02k subs, remember me when you hit 1 mil
The best series ever created!!!
I'm laughing more than any movie or stand up comedy
I need more of this
I've started working on the next part and hope to have that out as soon as I can!
Gluberdorp, sent down from the gods as a symbol, became one of a different shade in Lageta. Instead of the symbol of justice, strength, and courage as some of the divine had hoped, he instead became a symbol of the follies of man; of letting pride turn your empire to stone as you rot in a field with only eternity to tend to your wounded soul. Now lays the runt on the throne, a mere rat among a decadent treasury. The kingdom will have to answer for each mistake Fodor allows to happen under his slothful gaze, the only question is... will Gogoborbleborg, scion of the blessed, come of age before Fodor allows this gilded house of cards to collapse?
I can't wait for this to continue
Father, I miss you. Please come home. I need the milk and cigarettes.
Best bannerlord content on youtube
Your endless talent at inventing weird NPC names that have the participle "blorb" in them never ceases to amaze me. How did you first come up with these weird names?
Gluberdorp my man you have my sympathy regarding the loss of your father, honey.
Someone call Al Gorithm, because this is top tier content.
Random Man Walks up to you and Says you Gotta Marry his Sister and You Accept? That is a Scam
I fucking love this series and your channel
this needs to be a movie
lmfao coming across this at 3 in the morning, gave me a good chuckle
Gluberdorp will be rememberd
I loved your two comments. A couple hours apart on the first video and the last, did you watch all of them? 😂
@@therealbestguest I did xD that was perfect =P I found the last video on the bannerlord Steam community hub, got interested and came to get the whole story. That redefined my definition of an epic story, focused on the most cursed of bloodlines =P
Fodor had the biggest glow up
Interaction with video
im gonna watch this whole series. make more in the meantime thx
Will you ever continue this wonderous saga
3:56 seeing this made me break out uncontrollable laughter
Father, your honey missed me. Or something.
Father, honey is gone. Why have you? I love.
Better than any netflix show I've watched in years.
11:05 just glorious.
Curious to see how Blep is doing under the leadership of god-king Fodor the Rat
Wonderful videos,i hath subbed
Thank you very much! :)
I cigarette you, honey father have you missed store the from the coming?
Awesome video
Dad, why did you behead the normies? Father you are called the war goblin. Why couldn't you just chill out. Honey. I love you
This has had me in absolute tears laughing haahahahaha
I miss your honey, Father
Also please give me more of this epic story. I need to know what happens to the all-fathers spawn
I love you father,honey I miss you…
I have to question "blep" and its origins.
Gluberdorp is not a smart man.
NICE
YOU are nice.
Pro tip: just use Batanian archers. Just 50 could curb stomp a castle
Hello, Walmart? Is my dad there? He said he was headed over there for cigarettes and milk four years ago.
Everytime I play bannerlord I execute Arwa, for Gluberdorp. Never forget
Thanks for the honey, video.
Awesome videos
you should banana your lemon. thank you from the mountain
I love honey, miss cigarettes. -Dad
Please come back dad
2:10 I think you had an editing error. You cut off your sentence before you explained why you need to wage war! You lost me!
0:02 is cursed 💀
miss your spam
father
I love spam
everyday
Come back daddy :(
@@therealbestguest we bear the burden of the banner of spam bestowed upon us by the Tube of You with pride. Weep not my son, for Pespi will save you.
Come back dad!
Looks like every RAT has his day NYA HAH AH AHA HAHAHAHA
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