How to Make Moonshine Mash From Cracked Corn

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  • @ClawhammerSupply
    @ClawhammerSupply  ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Head on over to Jesse's channel to see the other half of this process: th-cam.com/video/eShLEDt7i1M/w-d-xo.html

  • @ObsoletePencil
    @ObsoletePencil 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    Makin shine is 100% legal for anyone, anywhere with a basement and the ability to keep their mouth shut.

  • @StillIt
    @StillIt ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Had a blast making this with you team. Look forward to doing more in the future!

    • @CloudNey
      @CloudNey 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Your channel is awesome mate! Cheers!

    • @Visnn-Sweden
      @Visnn-Sweden 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I also blasted all over the wall watching this video😘

  • @Shahalud
    @Shahalud ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That moment when you stare into each others beards, magic.

  • @TexasSon74
    @TexasSon74 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I make it on my back patio in the middle of my home town. It’s sold before I even start the mash. And it’s illegal as hell. Brewing wine and beer it’s all good.

  • @connorwinton4343
    @connorwinton4343 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    back in england these men share a great great great great grandfather

  • @schreibagenturzolyom5371
    @schreibagenturzolyom5371 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Great video and recipe. If it was not for Still It and Clawhammer, I would probably not still and brew as a major hobby 😎🍹🍻

    • @StillIt
      @StillIt ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hearing that makes me happy

    • @festerallday
      @festerallday ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same. Now all my chicken corn becomes bourbon first.

    • @schreibagenturzolyom5371
      @schreibagenturzolyom5371 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@festerallday that's awesome, I am also using wheat thats meant to feed the cows for whiskey - great price and high quality

    • @missourirebel9669
      @missourirebel9669 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Where is Kyle?

  • @ducksound8023
    @ducksound8023 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Love both of these channels! Great entertainment and very informative

  • @thedude9079
    @thedude9079 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    I do the pour over method. I buy cracked corn. 25 lbs 25 lbs brown sugar, amylase, daddy yeast. Heat water to 170, pour into the can and cook for an hour. Then amylase at 130, sugars and stir. Then at 90 add yeast. Takes 7 days or so. Then distill 8 gal in a 10 gallon still. I get 120-150 proof and about 2.5-3 gallons of shine.

    • @mcwtaymablane
      @mcwtaymablane 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Is this the actual complete method?! Dude plz tell me so🙏😭🙏

    • @mcwtaymablane
      @mcwtaymablane 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Can you please give me ratios used🙏😭🙏

    • @mcwtaymablane
      @mcwtaymablane 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Can you please detail more bc I'm going to have to buy

    • @azartyn2906
      @azartyn2906 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Alpha Amylase temp is too low. 155 is sweet spot for Alpha Amylase.

    • @thedude9079
      @thedude9079 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@mcwtaymablane 1/1 ratio of corn to water. Same with sugar.

  • @festerallday
    @festerallday ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Cut corn is easier to deal with. And it's usually best to do a protein rest, @125f, when dealing with the high protein feed corn

  • @harold1573
    @harold1573 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    My grandfather malted with corn also. I grew up hearing stories of my 10 yo father carrying jugs of moonshine whiskey. They did it because corn was a nickel a bushel or something but whisky was a dollar a jug. They were afraid to use sugar because you had to buy lots of it but they used it to make rye whiskey not corn liquor.

  • @jacobweininger6258
    @jacobweininger6258 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jessie the humble tourist! 😂! He's definitely expert level!

  • @340wbymag
    @340wbymag 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You really need to do this with some of the heritage corn varieties. Bloody Butcher corn is a great choice.

  • @Johnnyoity
    @Johnnyoity ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Came here from StillIt's channel. Good vid.

  • @ariesmight6978
    @ariesmight6978 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Jimmy made a living out of cracking corn. And he did not care at all about what became of it!

  • @KnowOne111
    @KnowOne111 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Sounds like you should’ve hit up your local malt house for that really nice malted corn

  • @CloudNey
    @CloudNey 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Amazing collab!! ❤

  • @the_whiskeyshaman
    @the_whiskeyshaman ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Colab videos I’m stoked. Love you guys.

  • @carlubambi5541
    @carlubambi5541 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    How about soaking the corn in hot water then mill it so it's not so hard on the mill then add your enzymes and yeast

  • @trey5153
    @trey5153 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love using sweet corn.. makes best moonshine ever tasted

  • @frlouiegoad4087
    @frlouiegoad4087 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I use my BLENDER! 3 scoops on high 30 seconds turns it into cornmeal. Shake it well.

  • @jdkestudios4239
    @jdkestudios4239 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Pleased to see these's guys clean skin... without tatoos all over their arms ! Thank you...rare to see !

    • @GiGi2O11
      @GiGi2O11 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Crazy how you clearly put a lot of energy into what’s on OTHER PEOPLE’S skin. OTHER PEOPLE’S! 🥴

  • @electrofryed7239
    @electrofryed7239 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I wonder if a coffee bean grinder would be a good alternative to a mill

  • @shewmonohoto
    @shewmonohoto 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Home distilling is legal in Alaska, Arizona, Maine, Massachusetts, Michigan, Missouri, Ohio, and Rhode Island. Other states like California offer Non-Retail licenses.

    • @user-SahmJuanElse
      @user-SahmJuanElse 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Pretty much everything is illegal in California.

  • @mr.c7522
    @mr.c7522 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    you can get permits in illinois and its fine up to 200 gallons i think in missouri

  • @RichardNickels-ot6iq
    @RichardNickels-ot6iq ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How Much Power does the Pot Use

  • @terryhicks2155
    @terryhicks2155 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The best corn grinder I found is a buffed coffee grinder. Model 750 crusher for corn.

  • @jasonnabors7377
    @jasonnabors7377 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Batch size?
    How much water for wash amount?

  • @michaelramey4379
    @michaelramey4379 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Wow. Never heard of making shine being legal. Only legal to make beer and wine. That is why people say don't tell and don't sell.

  • @ryantaylor8195
    @ryantaylor8195 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You just killed it for me bringing still it on here

  • @thegoatley1
    @thegoatley1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    what about soaking the corn first, and grinding it?

  • @eugenefarley4528
    @eugenefarley4528 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Home distilling is legal in one state in the USA, Missouri.

  • @NickDrinksWater
    @NickDrinksWater 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I wonder where moonshine got its name from

  • @dkeith45
    @dkeith45 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm curious why it's necessary to mill the corn, since it's so hard to do? Why not just simmer it for a long time as ppl do with preparing dry beans for food, then blend it, maybe with a hand held blender once it's soft?
    And btw, when I volunteered at a county park that was an old farm, they had a corn grinder powered by a large electric motor for grinding field corn into hog feed. It ground it pretty fine.

  • @brittoncaldwell2090
    @brittoncaldwell2090 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Can you use a blender to mill the corn?

  • @johngriggsjr.2271
    @johngriggsjr.2271 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It depends on the state. I'm in Missouri and it's legal to distill your own whiskey in Missouri Some states have limits but we do not. You can distill as much as you want in MO

    • @TookaVision
      @TookaVision 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      right on, Pennsylvania here, we are allowed to own our own distillation equipment, however to use that equipment to make alcohol requires a state issued distillers license.

  • @genghisken0181
    @genghisken0181 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Here in North Carolina it is illegal to manufacture "spiritous liquor" including moonshine without a license. Additionally selling or possessing liquor without paying the 30% excise tax will also get you nailed. In spite of that "bootlegging" remains popular here in my state and is in fact how NASCAR got its start. (Long story short)
    Interestingly, the permit for a distillary here is only $300 which can pay for itself with a decent run of legal liquor. Just remember the revenuer's cut...
    The main problem with North Carolina is that it is an ABC state. Meaning that the state holds a monopoly on Liquor sales and distribution. If I want a bottle of my favorite rye, I have to go to an "ABC" (alcoholic beverage control commission) store and pay what ever the hell the state wants me to pay for it (usually considerably more than non ABC states). That's pretty much why they don't want a lot of independent distillers. Why pay $50 for a quart of shine when my neighbors friends cousin's brother-in-law will secretly sell me one for $25.

    • @koltoncrane3099
      @koltoncrane3099 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sounds like a typical government wanting a monopoly so they can price gouge. Remember the sound rich men north of Richmond. What most don’t talk about is the central bank or federalreserve is privately owned paying a 6%dividend. But then pays a 90% franchise tax and funds the government.
      What boggles my mind is if government wanted to increase revenues why wouldn’t they change their mindset? Urge or motivate production and tax it. Like it’s illegal to dredge rivers for gold in California or illegal to setup permanent sluices that could be checked. It’s like that one thing could bring in a decent amount of money. Or eastern states could urge recover of ship wrecks. The issue there is the federal government made many areas monuments or some bs so you can’t recover history and make money. The government is basically saying we’d rather let history be destroyed than see some company benefit and also pay us taxes.

    • @koltoncrane3099
      @koltoncrane3099 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I remember being in philosophy in college talking about sin taxes. This was in 2014 I think. I asked well why don’t they legalize gay marriage and just do a sin tax on it. The teacher was like sin taxes are to dissuade people from doing those actions and I was like yep. Haha.
      Then in 2015 gay marriage was legal and I was like what. It’s like bigamy and polygamy and polyamory is still illegal. Basically the billionaires and those in Cali got gay marriage legal but they didn’t want to push for equal rights for other forms of marriage. Basically they should have just pushed for civil unions between consenting adults and the government for contract law and tax purposes

  • @charlessiems5100
    @charlessiems5100 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When making all corn do we need any nutrient with the yeast? Not using any sugar. 2 tablespoons of distillers yeast . 5 gal. Batch.

  • @RisingSonSpacelicker
    @RisingSonSpacelicker ปีที่แล้ว

    Yaaaay Jesse's back

  • @Hillbilly-im8ce
    @Hillbilly-im8ce 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Why not jusy cornmeal? I heard that was popcorns secret

  • @lewbates8713
    @lewbates8713 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    There is a kind of youtube that only opens up to you when you are drunk! When you know you know.

  • @draconian6692
    @draconian6692 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was the secret ingredient jimmy cracking the corn?

  • @darcywiggins7964
    @darcywiggins7964 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    First thing i thought of when i saw the headline was that old song: “jimmy crack corn and I don’t care.”

  • @chilecayenne
    @chilecayenne ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun to watch, but I"m still lost why you had to do it in TWO different batches in two different Clawhammer systems?
    Couldn't you have just started the corn in the 20Gal pot? It seemed you poured everything from the 10gal into the 20 gal...and then started from there with the other grains?

  • @BigEdsGuns
    @BigEdsGuns ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Nice!

  • @davidwilson7021
    @davidwilson7021 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If making corn liquor why add the other grains?

  • @modernbrewlife
    @modernbrewlife ปีที่แล้ว

    I used flaked corn in a corn flake saison last year. Came out dry but delicious!

  • @0waverunner0
    @0waverunner0 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i know big whiskey doesn't want it, but can we legalize stilling?!?

  • @zberteoc
    @zberteoc 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You add the amylase while the corn is boiling!?

    • @jeremysmith9263
      @jeremysmith9263 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I add high temp amylase once she starts breaking down at 190⁰. The regular amylase works at 155⁰ along with malted grains

  • @trekbel
    @trekbel ปีที่แล้ว

    Did you ever try to mash the left over corn from ujssm?

  • @skyspheremalaysia5137
    @skyspheremalaysia5137 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ohh Ross, we miss you a lot man..😀

  • @edjecollins4141
    @edjecollins4141 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I subscribed just because your friends with Jesse.

  • @erikglad9975
    @erikglad9975 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    July 11 (Reuters) - A federal judge in Texas has ruled that a 156-year-old ban on at-home distilling is unconstitutional, siding with a group that advocates for legalizing the ability of people to produce spirits like whiskey and bourbon for their personal consumption.
    U.S. District Judge Mark Pittman, an appointee of Republican former President Donald Trump in Fort Worth, on Wednesday agreed with, opens new tab the Hobby Distillers Association's lawyers that the longstanding ban exceeded Congress's taxing power and ran afoul of the U.S. Constitution's Commerce Clause.

  • @bford1646
    @bford1646 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Jimmy cracked cornnnn and he dont carrrrre

  • @spicyhummus6266
    @spicyhummus6266 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Wait I don't get why you wouldn't just soak it? so you can mash it up

  • @joewoodchuck3824
    @joewoodchuck3824 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Something that people don't realize is that you don't have to brew a mash. You can distill commercially made beer and wine. Whether it's economically feasible or not is something to research.

  • @gunslingersymphony5015
    @gunslingersymphony5015 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Disclaimer: I'm not a lawyer. Do your own damn research.
    So much wrong in these comments. It is federally illegal to distill in the U.S. without special licensing, etc. Many states that go with that also make it illegal to even own a still.
    It is legal to distill for personal use in Alaska, Arizona, Massachusetts, and Missouri (when I checked last night, anyway). Those states' laws do, in fact, supercede federal law within their borders, as this is literally the main point of having separate, sovereign states. Look into the DEA going after California dispensaries. Even Obama made this point about federal agencies not respecting states' rights.
    They're most likely just covering their bases saying "100% illegal" because TH-cam.

  • @davidmiller289
    @davidmiller289 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Please post your source saying distilling spirits is not in violation of federal law. I'll wait.

  • @mistervacation23
    @mistervacation23 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    They've already put three men on the moon, they're liable to put more.

  • @Surprise6
    @Surprise6 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Helo sir can i make rice wine in it

  • @skysails1
    @skysails1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Moonshine is untaxed spirit, that’s it. Call it what you want

    • @patrickreedy1176
      @patrickreedy1176 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Every time you buy ingredients you definitely being taxed .

  • @rubenprovencio-b1u
    @rubenprovencio-b1u 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    How measures uses

  • @BenG123
    @BenG123 ปีที่แล้ว

    what was the OG?

  • @samwasthebest6633
    @samwasthebest6633 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did Jimmy crack that corn?

  • @lazyplumber1616
    @lazyplumber1616 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome!

  • @coloradocowboy3073
    @coloradocowboy3073 ปีที่แล้ว

    "...all starch diet." Hahahahahaha!

  • @ibelongs.tojesus6439
    @ibelongs.tojesus6439 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    How would you eat the food with your bears

    • @randydowdy182
      @randydowdy182 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ,give the bears plenty and they won't eat you. Maybe.

  • @turbhoeheflin1168
    @turbhoeheflin1168 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Is this where the “jimmy cracked corn” song came from?

  • @UniversityUTube
    @UniversityUTube 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Make your own yeast like the hillbillies did. Spread whole corn kernels out on burlap bags keep moist allowing it to sprout, once sprouted dry it and grind it.. Now you have active yeast

  • @Blueskies-h3e
    @Blueskies-h3e ปีที่แล้ว

    Is cracked corn less expensive than frozen corn ???

  • @MrRhino12667
    @MrRhino12667 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Man I wish I would have bought a CHS system. You should give discounts for people to trade in competitor systems .... LOL

  • @SoloSniper01
    @SoloSniper01 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It seems I need to grow a long beard before I can master this moonshine..

  • @MegaDavyk
    @MegaDavyk 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I used to make it with cracked corn but it turns out the best place on my property for my Hillbilly still is right next to my neighbors corn field so not cracked corn not so much now.

  • @DadoBre
    @DadoBre ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You guys are more than welcome to come to Serbia and do some real fruit distillation. 😮Rakija. Waiting for you

  • @kevingebert4316
    @kevingebert4316 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Anyone ever try using fresh sweet corn for mash?

    • @dac7046
      @dac7046 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lots of TH-cam on using sweet corn. And because it is TH-cam the results are always wonderful! I grew some sweet corn for distillation but the *!$#@#! raccoons had other ideas.

    • @festerallday
      @festerallday ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've always thought about it But it would require so much fresh corn vs dried. Gotta upgrade to a big vessel

  • @cuddlybear4524
    @cuddlybear4524 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I wanna make moonshine but I can't grow a beard.

  • @RichardBlazek-q8r
    @RichardBlazek-q8r ปีที่แล้ว

    The guy below speaketh the truth with a caveat. I believe that we’re limited to 20 gallons for personal consumption

  • @thastinger345
    @thastinger345 ปีที่แล้ว

    why not just use corn meal? Some companies make it without the preservatives.

  • @workhardplayhard801
    @workhardplayhard801 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤔 they sell corn that is already cracked , wouldn't that be a lot simpler, quicker and cost effective?

  • @dantedeluca978
    @dantedeluca978 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Flaked corn costs like x5 in Australia :(

  • @allenhoffmann9080
    @allenhoffmann9080 ปีที่แล้ว

    In the larger one step the malted grains up like beer, more enzymes and better flavor

  • @nancysmith9487
    @nancysmith9487 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Hunter's probably use old mash feeding animals... If have any buddies. Deer probably love it.
    Williams
    IBEW local 94 international NJ recommend

  • @sk8nchill52
    @sk8nchill52 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Jimmy cracked corn and I don’t care is about jimmy makin moon shine!?!?!? 🤯

  • @pointmanzero
    @pointmanzero 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Distilling less than 20 gallons does not require any federal permits making it legal according to chagpt4

  • @jp536
    @jp536 ปีที่แล้ว

    It is legal to distill in the US to make "ethanol fuel"..... Take that as you will.

  • @kivet0n
    @kivet0n 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Couldn't you just soak it and put it in a blender instead of milling?

  • @zacharywhitney7295
    @zacharywhitney7295 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wonder what goes into just getting a distilling license.
    I could just Google it, but instead Ive turned to a YT comment section.

  • @nwliving
    @nwliving ปีที่แล้ว

    excellent confab

  • @frank_lehne
    @frank_lehne 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Why did they bother with a strainer? They strained it, then just dumped everything into another pot. Moonshine logic?

  • @Joshua_Kane77
    @Joshua_Kane77 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It is 100% legal to make your own moonshine in the United States where it becomes illegal is if you make it and sell it then it’s illegal. You can make your own moonshine your own beer your own liquor in the United States as long as you don’t sell it.

  • @kevinroberts781
    @kevinroberts781 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you would sprout all that grain you wouldn't have to do most of those steps.

  • @waughjake
    @waughjake ปีที่แล้ว

    Which one's Jesse? Which one's Emmett?

    • @ClawhammerSupply
      @ClawhammerSupply  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jesse is the one with the beard and Emmet is the other one with a beard.

  • @dangerousdylan6262
    @dangerousdylan6262 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Grian whiskey truly is more work than its worth lol just buy a few bags of frozen fruit, mush it up in boiling hot water, let cool, add peptic enzymes then let cool some more, add yeast and wait for 5 to 7 days lol no need to make a slop for 2 hours and clean for 2 hrs... the way i do it the cooling process takes the longest... stirring grain for 90 mins is for the birds and just makes liquor everyone talks about but nobody truly wants lol not a high demand on "cheap grain liquor" lol

  • @cosanostra7112
    @cosanostra7112 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    buy a commercial meat grinder maybe $300 save yourself a ton of time grinding corn and you can make sausage with it . grind burger cheese nuts anything . imagine adding shine to your sausage for flavor or sell it as a specialty item

  • @Gdwmartin
    @Gdwmartin ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ve always wanted to ask this question. In the song “Jimmy cracks corn” and no one cares. Then why is there a song about it?

  • @liamsherwood1385
    @liamsherwood1385 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you can distill in the USA as long as your not selling it, Ive made whiskey out of pig feed and a hot plate and copper pipe. that was in highschool

    • @swampysanta5445
      @swampysanta5445 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      its legal to distill anything but alcohols in the usa.

    • @randydowdy182
      @randydowdy182 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ,only in a handful of states. West Virginia was the last one to legalize it, but North Carolina and Virginia will bust you for even having a still, and more for using it.

  • @alangrant5278
    @alangrant5278 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thought I was watching ZZ top or the Hobbit for a minute there bro

  • @spencerwebb2054
    @spencerwebb2054 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Last I checked, its illegal to sell it. You can distill all you want.

  • @kevinroberts781
    @kevinroberts781 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Home distilling is NOT ILLEGAL in the United States 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ChronicallyAmerican
      @ChronicallyAmerican ปีที่แล้ว

      It is?

    • @ChronicallyAmerican
      @ChronicallyAmerican ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Quick search told me it’s illegal

    • @kevinroberts781
      @kevinroberts781 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ChronicallyAmerican it's totally legal to make it in many states inside of the United States. I can make more than I'll ever drink. I can't sell it. They will lock me up if I sell it.

    • @ChronicallyAmerican
      @ChronicallyAmerican ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kevinroberts781 Mane look it up, its illegal lol

    • @OsamaBingChilling
      @OsamaBingChilling 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Illegal federally, legal in some states on the state level. If the ATF catches you, you're fucked. Your local deputy? You should mostly be fine, assuming its not mass production.

  • @VillaSpark_grower
    @VillaSpark_grower ปีที่แล้ว

    Apparently looking up foreign laws in New Zealand is also illegal 😂