Jack goeman he's pretty coherent when he's not on the spot or just has time to think. He's just not a great talker at all. Watch his lion story at his presser when he was fighting Chael, coherent but just uncomfortable and cringey.
His little smile and head tilt and 0:50 kill me. It's as if he's saying, "Hey, I know I'm making no sense, but roll with it, please- I'm doing the best I can."
"Well here we are with Seraldo Babaloo, you did an awesome job, so what, you're a black belt in jui-jitsu, getting an awesome submission there. I wanna tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw in the ring."
Timestamps: 0:12 "let's go ahead and see by the fight what you saw in the ring" 1:07 "I know all the fans would love to see me and you get it on" 💀 1:16 "one of the greatest light heavyweights of the night" 2:13 "walk me through it show me exactly what you seen with this" 2:39 calls him a 185 pounder and five seconds later calls him a 105 pounder 3:16 "him at 131 years old" 3:22 "well here we go we here we got Josh Barnett with a dominating fashion" 5:28 "let me tell you how you feeling right now" 5:59 "you tooken out" 6:03 "and you are the best heavyweight... of tonight" 7:13 "the pound for pound best heavyweight in the world today"
I thought I was hearing things but I went over and over and over to watch much of these videos with Tito every single time he's on the mic the crowd is booing
how long was affliction around for? this was just before i got into MMA and it seems like they had a lot of great old generation fighters. When did these guys go back to the UFC? did they merge?
Amazingly, this guy just won a city council seat in Huntington Beach. I'd express disappointment at this fact, but then I remembered Tito's stint as a "commentator" and wordsmith. I can't wait until he actually starts the job! :D
To be fair, the night was hardly over yet. It might seem a little bias to declare "thee greatest light heavyweight of the night" when there were so many other light heavyweight bouts still to be fought that night.
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"One of the greatest light-heavyweights of the night."
Talk about faint praise.
LOL its like a backhanded compliment
Nothing on Andy Wang... that guy was a warrior
In all fairness to Tito, English is his second language... he's fluent in Diarrhea.
lol
Love It !!
6 years later and I'm still dying at this 😂😂😂😂😂
LOL
Lold hard
"let me tell you how you're feeling right now"
hahahhaha
Only Tito can tell somebody how they're feeling nobody else that's Tito's privilege
Seraldo boblou?
Dam fuckin crazy on Gawd I was scrolling down to comments to write that and like a BBC you shit was right there top and center
The most alpha line ever to be spoken
He said it in two different ring interviews lol
tito's head belongs in the heavyweight division.
I'm surprised he doesn't have rings revolving around his head his head is big enough to be a planet
Haha, that's funny
I legit almost spat my coffee out.
Goes 5 rounds with Francis 🤣
@@justingabriel6527 I disagree.
Heck, I'd be impressed with a 105 pounder who came back at the age of 130 too! LOL!
Dude at 131yrs old he cuts down from heavyweight to 105lbs!!!
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Lmao
Who wouldn't be? 🤷🏻♂️
Before I watched this video I thought your shit was filled with typos! 😂
"him at 131 years old" with a dominating fashion"
Sounds like a fetish
"If you ask him what 2 times 2 is, theres a good chance hes gonna reply with potato"
-Chael Sonnen
*I Wanna Tell Me*
It’s too much 😂😂😂😂😂
Yes
I like how he says "pound-for-pound best heavyweight", why would you say p4p if you are referring to a single weight class lmao
Show Tito some respect! 😂😂😂
haha
Jdevilist hi Tito. 👋🏼
hahahaha...so true.
I guess heavyweight can sometimes have pretty big weight gaps, so P4P somewhat works
Tito probably just fucked up lol
When Belfort is more understandable than native speaker Tito..
LMAO😂😂😂😂😂
Too Funny !! I agree..
7:17 "Theodore Emelianenko" LOL
Emilienko*
Theodore emilinko
THEODORE MALENKO
That’s actually closer to the Russian pronunciation than Fedor.
Jamie Koering Fjodor jemeljanenko
One of the greatest LHW................Of the night.
Shit had me weak
"One of the greatest light heavyweights ...of the night." Lol. Can't go wrong with that.
damn!! Vitor looks good for a 131 year old.
So cringe how he butchers these interviews but I can’t stop watching.
Butchers interviews lol
"The best pound for pound Heavyweight in the world today...Theedor Emeleanko!" - Tito Ortiz
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is sad actually, dude's brain is hamburger helper.
Jack goeman he's pretty coherent when he's not on the spot or just has time to think. He's just not a great talker at all. Watch his lion story at his presser when he was fighting Chael, coherent but just uncomfortable and cringey.
I think it's more him being a bad speaker
@@darlingboyMMA The way he told that story was incoherent.
First the lion was in a jungle then on a mountaintop
No, he was born stupid.
No it's in perfect working order. He's just always been an idiot.
"Let me tell you how your feeling right now" 😂😂😂
"Here we got Josh Barnett with a dominating fashion" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
👗 🥻 👚 👔 🕺
His little smile and head tilt and 0:50 kill me. It's as if he's saying, "Hey, I know I'm making no sense, but roll with it, please- I'm doing the best I can."
An ingratiating smile;
he's actually awkwardly trying to set up a fight between himself and Soraldo Babalu
Wow Vitor Belfort came back at 130 years old and weighed 105, that incredible
😭😭😭😭
131 years old?? lmao
131 years old in the 105 pound division. Not bad huh?
ahahahhha
He was really saying 1 i meant 31 but clearly forgot to say ?"i meant" part.
This is too awkward lmao
No one tells Fedor how he feels.
Its like his brain is typing what he's saying and constantly hitting the wrong letter but still sending the message
"Well here we are with Seraldo Babaloo, you did an awesome job, so what, you're a black belt in jui-jitsu, getting an awesome submission there. I wanna tell me what you see, let's go ahead and see by the fight, what you saw in the ring."
Tito isn't restarted . He's a visionary . " The future of the future opponents "
Do visionarys have CTE? Then yes..yes he is.
Tito is the type of guy to tell you how you feel right now................😄😂
"We got Josh Barnett with a dominating fashion. Buddy." LOL
I'm telling you, out of every video I've ever seen. This is the funniest if you watch in in 0.5 speed, trust me. Funniest thing ever.
Your dumb.but right😆😂
no it isn't. It's the same but twice as long
Lol it does sound funny. It suits Tito quite well too!
Timestamps:
0:12 "let's go ahead and see by the fight what you saw in the ring"
1:07 "I know all the fans would love to see me and you get it on" 💀
1:16 "one of the greatest light heavyweights of the night"
2:13 "walk me through it show me exactly what you seen with this"
2:39 calls him a 185 pounder and five seconds later calls him a 105 pounder
3:16 "him at 131 years old"
3:22 "well here we go we here we got Josh Barnett with a dominating fashion"
5:28 "let me tell you how you feeling right now"
5:59 "you tooken out"
6:03 "and you are the best heavyweight... of tonight"
7:13 "the pound for pound best heavyweight in the world today"
"seraldo' babulu one of the best lw of the night!, ahhahaha
He tried to say 185 pounds but then half way realized he actually wanted to say 31 years old.
Very impressive for a 131 year old man
Tito Ortiz...the man who can talk drunk while being sober. 😂
It wouldve been hilarious if there were an awkward pause because the interpreter waited for tito to tell him how hes feeling
🤣🤣
this is really awkward
131 years old?....where did that even come from?
"Jesus loves beatdowns. Jesus gave me the power to almost murder someone." haha! Done.
Tyler Durden Ever hear of Sampson? King David? There have been plenty of warriors in the Bible you fool.
lmfao alright ima call it a night
Making fun of Christians is just hilarious. Almost as good as butt and poop jokes 🤣🤣🙄
@@robertofi7929 God helps those who help themselves
Its actually totally legit since the other guy was trying to almost murder him
If only Theodore knew English, we would see him express emotion for the first time as he lol at the great jackal of words.
5:30 "Let me tell you how your feeling tonight." Lmao!
Tito Ortiz is the DSP of announcers.
LMAO!
I want Tito to come to my wedding and tell me how I'm feeling right now
“One of the best Heavyweights in the world...of tonight” great...
Theodore, you are so humble BUDDY!
"p4p best heavyweight" lol wtf
Tito " let me tell you how your feeling right now" Ortiz
Guys in all honestly I think the “let me tell you how you’re feeling” is an absolute power move of an alpha male, but the rest speaks for itself
Imagine speaking english as a second language and Tito Ortiz is babbling at you. must be harder than the fight
😂😂😂😂😅😅😅
I thought I was hearing things but I went over and over and over to watch much of these videos with Tito every single time he's on the mic the crowd is booing
"Let me tell you how you're feeling now."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
131 years old LOL!!!!! OOOHHH SHIT
Is the crowd just booing tito each interview? HAha
Theodore Emelinko!!
Actually close to how its pronounced in Russia tho
how long was affliction around for? this was just before i got into MMA and it seems like they had a lot of great old generation fighters. When did these guys go back to the UFC? did they merge?
Can't believe Vitor made the cut to 105. Impressive.
vitor at a 131 years old i fell out of my chair laughed so hard
"We got Josh Barnett with a dominating fashion".
He was just wearing a T-Shirt. :-\
That Fedor KO was too sick. Knocked him out the sky like a scud missile. "Let me tell you how you feel right now"
This guy head must be at war for years .. all the thoughts battling each other or something.. Its difficult to be someone so confusing.
"I'm gonna have my interpreter here, for Theodor Emelianenko".
He should always have an interpreter with him, wherever he goes.
Fedors interpreter did an amazing job translating jibberish into Russian.
Amazingly, this guy just won a city council seat in Huntington Beach. I'd express disappointment at this fact, but then I remembered Tito's stint as a "commentator" and wordsmith. I can't wait until he actually starts the job! :D
I understood what Babalu said better than any of what Tito said.
Its 2020 already, yet the title of the video still is on point
"Tell another Jackal story." -Chael Sonnen
Ladies and Gentlemen, the profound poetic language of Tito Ortiz. Let’s give him a hand.
“Seraldo Babalu” has better English than Tito
Seraldo babalu looked at Tee-dough like he was a nutjob😂
Jesus comes back.
Tito: congratulations buddy!
"We'll Hear What He Has to Say Now with Tito Ortiz" should be a real show
I’m pretty sure Tito just says words and that’s it.
Pound for pound best heavyweight............. In my eyes!
'With a dominating fashion', I need to start using that
Let's give it up for the greatest translator of the night, who had to translate from Titoese to English to Russian.
This video is one of my favorite things ever. Thanks for re-uploading it.
2:56 "Gradulation Vitor Belfort"
"I'd like to tell me how I feel" I'm in stitches 🤣
3:17 him at 131 years old. ROFL. im dead
To be fair, the night was hardly over yet. It might seem a little bias to declare "thee greatest light heavyweight of the night" when there were so many other light heavyweight bouts still to be fought that night.
0:44 Babalu was the reigning Strikeforce light heavyweight champion at the time of this interview.
tito is dumb here as per usual but wtf is Barnett drinking
My goodness.... I paused after the 1st ten seconds and cried of laughter. Then I scrolled down and read the comments and almost killed myself.
...one of the greatest light heavyweights of the night.
"One of the greatest light heavy weights of the night"...lol wtf
Puhahah all these yrs later and it's still so damn hilarious!
"let me tell you how you feel right now ?"
wtf is this shit ?!
Tito was much more coherent here than he is these days. Still sounded like an idiot though
Dude josh Barnett is a real one
And for that night he became one of the greatest LHW.
Greatest light heavyweights of the night???? wtf!!!!!
You are the best heavyweight of tonight
"I'm gonna tell ME how YOU'RE feeling". Fucking alpha
I watch this every few months to put me in a good mood
Shutting up, guyz! The Tito are very smart. Stop so much criticism him.
Yea, Go The Tito!!
When Mat Lindland gets knocked out he gets KNOCKED OUT. I think his soul actually leaves the stratosphere
Love that Theodore Emelianenko.
Greatest light heavyweight of the night,lol
p.s By shaking that bottle Josh showing British fans what he thinks of Tito.
maybe hes old, but he is still one of the greatest 105-pounders of the night.
"You did an awesome job! So what?!"