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Just binged everything you've made. Quality stuff all around. Funny and informative, like Jay Foreman. I have no doubts that, if you keep this up, by this time next year you'll be big. You rock, keep it up!
Dyson is the most convenient yet most expensive products on the market. They are also the only vacuums that have purposely built in failure mechanisms. Usually under the form of "permanent filters" that clog up and overheat your motor until it burns. As a former vacuum repair guy, id say to stay away from dyson unless you have money to throw out the windows. If you want actual lasting quality, look at german brands.
My family has had two Dyson vacuum cleaners for 6+ years, is this just a fluke or are German vacuums gonna make my pussy explode from how good they are?
So about those Kirby vacuums. My parents bought one from a salesman around the year 2001. The thing is an absolute tank and is still operating to this day.
Both my parents sold Kirby vacuums door to door and that’s one thing they always said was that they were tanks we own 2 older ones and they both still work amazingly well
Me too. Though mine might be from 1999. Weighs a ton, hate carrying it upstairs, but the only maintenance it's ever needed is some new rubber belts & hepa filter bags. Recently found the carpet shampoo that came with it.. Still smells & works well.
My ex-husband's grandmother had this REALLY dope setup: a central vacuum. There were these hose size plugs all over the house next to power outlets. She would carry around a vacuum attachment and hose and plug it in to each one as she went along the house. It would suck up the dirt and dust and take it through to a central unit in the basement. She would call a service and they'd send a truck out every now and again to empty the unit like some gargantuan vacuum bag. It was so cool. I've never seen one before or since. It was so much lighter for her to carry around rather than a huge vacuum, she never had to replace bags. It was just so cool. She designed the house herself and it had tons of little quirks like that that actually were ingenious but not standard. I loved it. But she only spoke Italian so I could only understand so much. I found a lot of it out just through watching. I'm not sure if they're still a thing today, I would assume not, mostly due to the massive fire hazard I assume they were. But if they are id love one. Just for the novelty.
absolutaly still a thing in higher end homes, now you even get ones for the kitchen that are a little flap under the counter you just brush shit into and it automaticaly turns on and sucks it up
They absolutely still exist. Nowadays however; I believe that they are really only found in recently built high-end houses, as well as many houses that were built in the late 1970's and early 1980's, when Central Vacuum Systems were a new & exciting fad that homebuilders liked to include in their building plans. My first 2 houses (as well as the house I currently live in) were all built in the late 1970's, and all 3 of them included a still fully-functional Central Vacuum System. I live in Alaska, and it is not uncommon to see many houses up here that were originally built with this type of vacuum system, even if they seem to have since fallen out of favor among most homeowners. I, however, still have all the proper vacuuming attachments for my system & enjoy using it since it still functions great after all these years!
Its extremely common in north america. Im very unsure why it hasnt caught on elsewhere. Its more durable as the unit doesnt get moved around and banged against walls. You can put a more powerful motor as weight isnt an issue anymore. The advantages go on and on.
I know this video is a year old, but I want to say that I worker for a week as a Kirby salesman, and quit when I had realized the full extent of their sleaze. To start with, the ad for the job was very misleading about it being a sales job and was listed under a different company name. Second, the guy running the place was obviously giving fake hope of a higher position by pretending a new store needed management and "would you like to possibly take that position?" Despite there being someone underneath him already who could take it if there was one. They claimed to have a certain weekly wage, but you could only make it if you did a stupidly high number of showings in a week, so you relied almost completely on commissions. Commissions were stupid because you COULD sell for factory price if you wanted, but they suggested as much as tripling the price, and the sales tactic was to try to get the person to pay as much as possible, then you made half the difference. They didn't necessarily prey upon the elderly and feebleminded, but those are the vast majority of people they could trick into letting them into their homes. Which they would do under the pretense of giving away free house cleanings or showcasing an entirely unrelated product. Their credit system also didn't have any interest, but they would regularly lie and tell people it did to convince them to pay more or think they were getting a better deal.
I had a job interview at a Kirby store/office/whatever years ago. The ad said management opportunities, no experience required, etc. Was super vague but screw it I decided to check it out. I didn't know until the interview that it would be selling vacuum cleaners. The interviewer also wanted me to cut off my long hair, with the reasoning of, "Nobody is going to let you into their home to make a sale if you look like you're going to murder them.". I honestly didn't think I looked _that_ cool but hey I guess the guy saw potential in me. Anyway, jokes on him since I made a killing during my short time as a murder contractor. I learned a lot in that interview, specifically that people still let vacuum cleaner salespeople into their homes. I could have double-dipped and sold them a vacuum first, but I figured that was greedy and would all but ensure I got caught.
I will say this though, the sales technique may be harsh, but the vacuum itself is awesome! I have never purchased my own because of price, but I have on more than one occasion let the sales guy in just to get my living room vacuumed! I had a second hand Kirby at one point and it worked great for about 5 years after getting it! I still dream of buying one brand new one day!
I truly enjoy your content, so much that I watch all you stuff the last week. Not hallow content, and the tone is perfect. Just showing my appreciation for someone with their own style and voice
Fun fact: the plague upon home design that is interior carpeting only became popular due to the 'convenience' of the vacuum cleaner. Now that they didn't need to take their floor fuzz outside to simulate a night with the missus, people were finally able to achieve the longstanding dream of growing bioweapon colonies in their polyester petri dishes.
Informative and funny as hell. Binge-watching your videos while working nightshift. Makes it so much more toleratable, thanks. The fact that the background railroad @7min is directly where I live screws with my mind a bit not gonna lie.
Just commenting to say that Tim Hunking has uploaded to his channel the the secret life of devices remastered (were some of the clips are from, go check him out, dude is a legend)
To be fair to Kirby though, they're worth every penny. My parents still have the one they bought 30 years ago and still runs very well. It's definitely a vacuum you only buy once, especially since they have a lifetime warranty on their equipment.
I’m a little late to the party (only about a year) but hey, better late than never!! You’re awesome, talented, and absolutely brilliant! Thank you for all your hard work!
We got a pure metal Kirby from a door-to-door salesman in the late 90s. Cost a fortune & weighs a ton, but to this day, it still works like new. & after all these decades, the carpet shampoo that came with it is still good.
A family member gave me a Dyson vacuum they no longer had a use for. That thing is pretty amazing tbh. Also as far as Kirby vacuums are concerned, those things have a lifespan greater than most humans. I work in high rises. I've seen cleaning people with Kirby vacuums 30+ years old that take a daily ass whoopin and just don't die.
I live near the actual Hoover building. It’s a Tesco now, but legally speaking they can’t remove the Hoover branding on the roof, so it’s still the Hoover building, but there’s a bunch of Tesco signs around it...
idk how i found this channel but youtubes been auto playing videos from this channel since I clicked one and I think its gone though the whole channel while I've read books and played games. Aside from paying less attention its still good content, I payed more attention to the video at times than my game. Its some entertaining info, well done.
It would be great to see a video about door to door salesmanship and how it sucks, similarly telemarketing and cold sales, one of the lowest forms of getting clients for businesses
Kirby vacuums are pretty legit. They always called my father to repair their vans so they gave him a pretty good discount. The SUCC on those things are so good, they don’t even need bristles or any other gimmicky shit like the creaky plastic on a Dyson. They also double as a full workout session while negotiating it around the house, and they last forever.
When I was a kiddo id beg my parents to take me along if they were going to the hardware store. I'd go and many times I blew people away with my dirt devil, Eureka, bissel and Hoover knowledge. I always told my mom “im gonna be a vacuum salesman when I get older” lol A child with ADHD will notice every detail if it's something that interests us. Dirt Devils were bottom of the list in the 90s they sucked but didn't suck like it was supposed to. Eureka was the middle product and Hoover was Top Shelf.bissels we're uncommon but id rate them better than Eureka and close to hoover.
My school just got renovated and the main thing everyone is obsessing over is the "Lamborghini of hand dryers". We got Dyson Airblades in the bathrooms. (along with a bunch of other neat stuff)
You left out Rainbow, the water trap vacuum. I sold them in the early 1990s and for awhile was "Marketing Director" doing the phone work back before cellphones and automatic dialers. Changing the water in the basin did away with the need for bags.
0:50 "Dust Removal Machine" is one of my favorite songs by The Cult. And though I realize this is all in good fun, your head won't explode in the vacuum of space, though your lungs might burst.
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Love your content!
thanks for the heads-up!
Only took me a 18 months to find this. Glad you followed through with the suggestion!
Im literally trying to leave to go to the bar but Im having a better time learning about vacuums
i see this as a content achievement unlocked. *delayed social interaction with video*
Haha I love ur content now
remember the old days when the pub was open
@@RRTG453 omg this was one of the last times I went out before COVID started
This aged poorly lmao
Vacuum cleaners, also known as "terrible leaf blowers"
or excellent leaf accumulators
@@OrdinaryThings goddamn i love you
@@OrdinaryThings I will vacuum your full british nether regions into bangers and mash
'The inverted leaf blower'
Leaf blower that sucks.
"presumably thinking of the day when she'll vacuum his ashes off the floor". Love this channel so much.
Just binged everything you've made. Quality stuff all around. Funny and informative, like Jay Foreman. I have no doubts that, if you keep this up, by this time next year you'll be big. You rock, keep it up!
Thanks dude! I really dig Jay Foreman's stuff, so I massively appreciate that
You called it bro
You are no Nostradamus, that's sure.
same, thank goodness for Internet Historian for leading me here!
Based
I love this channel so much
Thank you so much
Same, sad because I've already watched more than half of the videos on it in just the last day
You are just a doggo, you love everything :)
Same. I love it too. It’s something that I never knew that I needed in my life.
I think we're all guilty of binging the shit out of this channel recently lol it's just perfect for snack n chill
Dyson is the most convenient yet most expensive products on the market. They are also the only vacuums that have purposely built in failure mechanisms. Usually under the form of "permanent filters" that clog up and overheat your motor until it burns. As a former vacuum repair guy, id say to stay away from dyson unless you have money to throw out the windows. If you want actual lasting quality, look at german brands.
My family has had two Dyson vacuum cleaners for 6+ years, is this just a fluke or are German vacuums gonna make my pussy explode from how good they are?
Sebo FTW!
you forget shark. shark is ENGINEERED to fail. dyson at least honors their warranty unlike shark. in the end buy a kirby
@@DabblelyDiddly Well with shark, you get what you paid for. They're usually always the cheapest option on the market.
@@Divert486 no, thats bissell. and even they sell spare parts unlike shark.
So about those Kirby vacuums. My parents bought one from a salesman around the year 2001. The thing is an absolute tank and is still operating to this day.
Both my parents sold Kirby vacuums door to door and that’s one thing they always said was that they were tanks we own 2 older ones and they both still work amazingly well
Me too. Though mine might be from 1999. Weighs a ton, hate carrying it upstairs, but the only maintenance it's ever needed is some new rubber belts & hepa filter bags. Recently found the carpet shampoo that came with it.. Still smells & works well.
I'm just gonna say that it's a KIRBY vacuum cleaner Nintendo could make bank of off that.
@@hecticgunner8723 the Kirby brand came out over 100 years ago if anything at all Kirby could make money off Nintendo but that’s ridiculous
Do they suck like Kirby from the video games?
My ex-husband's grandmother had this REALLY dope setup: a central vacuum. There were these hose size plugs all over the house next to power outlets. She would carry around a vacuum attachment and hose and plug it in to each one as she went along the house. It would suck up the dirt and dust and take it through to a central unit in the basement. She would call a service and they'd send a truck out every now and again to empty the unit like some gargantuan vacuum bag. It was so cool. I've never seen one before or since. It was so much lighter for her to carry around rather than a huge vacuum, she never had to replace bags. It was just so cool. She designed the house herself and it had tons of little quirks like that that actually were ingenious but not standard. I loved it. But she only spoke Italian so I could only understand so much. I found a lot of it out just through watching. I'm not sure if they're still a thing today, I would assume not, mostly due to the massive fire hazard I assume they were. But if they are id love one. Just for the novelty.
absolutaly still a thing in higher end homes, now you even get ones for the kitchen that are a little flap under the counter you just brush shit into and it automaticaly turns on and sucks it up
My dad's home has one of those as well, it's really convenient when you have a relatively large home with multiple floors
They absolutely still exist. Nowadays however; I believe that they are really only found in recently built high-end houses, as well as many houses that were built in the late 1970's and early 1980's, when Central Vacuum Systems were a new & exciting fad that homebuilders liked to include in their building plans.
My first 2 houses (as well as the house I currently live in) were all built in the late 1970's, and all 3 of them included a still fully-functional Central Vacuum System.
I live in Alaska, and it is not uncommon to see many houses up here that were originally built with this type of vacuum system, even if they seem to have since fallen out of favor among most homeowners. I, however, still have all the proper vacuuming attachments for my system & enjoy using it since it still functions great after all these years!
Its extremely common in north america. Im very unsure why it hasnt caught on elsewhere. Its more durable as the unit doesnt get moved around and banged against walls. You can put a more powerful motor as weight isnt an issue anymore. The advantages go on and on.
@@randomcow505 that's completely different and not that fancy ...
man, you hit the perfect balance of funny and informative. love the suits, and the content. sub'd
Thanks ma dude, so happy you’re digging them!
I know this video is a year old, but I want to say that I worker for a week as a Kirby salesman, and quit when I had realized the full extent of their sleaze. To start with, the ad for the job was very misleading about it being a sales job and was listed under a different company name.
Second, the guy running the place was obviously giving fake hope of a higher position by pretending a new store needed management and "would you like to possibly take that position?" Despite there being someone underneath him already who could take it if there was one.
They claimed to have a certain weekly wage, but you could only make it if you did a stupidly high number of showings in a week, so you relied almost completely on commissions.
Commissions were stupid because you COULD sell for factory price if you wanted, but they suggested as much as tripling the price, and the sales tactic was to try to get the person to pay as much as possible, then you made half the difference.
They didn't necessarily prey upon the elderly and feebleminded, but those are the vast majority of people they could trick into letting them into their homes. Which they would do under the pretense of giving away free house cleanings or showcasing an entirely unrelated product.
Their credit system also didn't have any interest, but they would regularly lie and tell people it did to convince them to pay more or think they were getting a better deal.
That's fraud.
I had a job interview at a Kirby store/office/whatever years ago. The ad said management opportunities, no experience required, etc. Was super vague but screw it I decided to check it out. I didn't know until the interview that it would be selling vacuum cleaners. The interviewer also wanted me to cut off my long hair, with the reasoning of, "Nobody is going to let you into their home to make a sale if you look like you're going to murder them.". I honestly didn't think I looked _that_ cool but hey I guess the guy saw potential in me.
Anyway, jokes on him since I made a killing during my short time as a murder contractor. I learned a lot in that interview, specifically that people still let vacuum cleaner salespeople into their homes. I could have double-dipped and sold them a vacuum first, but I figured that was greedy and would all but ensure I got caught.
I will say this though, the sales technique may be harsh, but the vacuum itself is awesome! I have never purchased my own because of price, but I have on more than one occasion let the sales guy in just to get my living room vacuumed! I had a second hand Kirby at one point and it worked great for about 5 years after getting it! I still dream of buying one brand new one day!
The sheer level of genius writing is worthy of my sub alone. Crazy how witty he can be and informative as well. This is public service caliber.
This video sucks.
Well done, Spagmos. Well done.
Spagmos Legal Services likes this
..and apparently sometimes blows.
I’ve been watching TH-cam for 10 years, and this is the first person I’ve seen that is legitimately funny.
damn you need to explore more
I mean he is funny and weirdly sexy, but there are others too
"Curiosity is what made men storm the beaches of Normandy" - Harry Spagmos
I have a feeling Harry Spagmos wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed
Came looking for this comment. Glad I found it :D
Had to figure out what the nazis were up to over there
They wanted to know what the inside of Hitlers skull looked like
@@sam-bq7hl Sounds like sarcasm to me.
The insert number of years one got me, great delivery.
Thanks dude! Glad that landed
Kirby might be predatory but they are a damn good vacuum. Also my parents met when they were both Kirby door to door salespeople lol
Wow so you exist because of vacuum cleaners? That's pretty cool. I exist because of alcohol.
“...and it wasn’t until 1908 that people could enjoy a good sucking in their own homes.” We all appreciate the good work you do here sir, bravo
I truly enjoy your content, so much that I watch all you stuff the last week. Not hallow content, and the tone is perfect. Just showing my appreciation for someone with their own style and voice
Fun fact: the plague upon home design that is interior carpeting only became popular due to the 'convenience' of the vacuum cleaner. Now that they didn't need to take their floor fuzz outside to simulate a night with the missus, people were finally able to achieve the longstanding dream of growing bioweapon colonies in their polyester petri dishes.
Here I am a year later binge watching all of your content. Love it.
I get genuinely excited when you upload, keep it up, love you
that's really kind! I always look forward to your comments
Dude, you seriously rock! Fantastic content 👍🏻
No, you seriously rock! Thankss dude
Informative and funny as hell. Binge-watching your videos while working nightshift. Makes it so much more toleratable, thanks. The fact that the background railroad @7min is directly where I live screws with my mind a bit not gonna lie.
The comedic timing of that euphemistic train video gets me every time. Thank you OT.
Bro you’ve gained like 10k subs since yesterday, I’m glad I’m not the only one getting absolutely torqued off this!
Just spent my whole day watching this channel and it’s my new favorite
I have passive aggressively shared this with my lazy room mate .
I find your content so freaking entertaining. Thanks man!
Excellent work, a mix of smart jokes and informative subjects. Thank you !!!!
It took me waaaaay too long to find this channel! The content is so good!
fr i'm really digging all these videos!
"We gotta put this baby on full power! AAAARGHH!!!" - EEF, 2019
So ashamed of google for not putting this in my feed. Subscribed since the second video, dammit google
the important thing is that you're here now 😀
Found you through internet historian. I must have watched almost everything in two weeks. One love !
Your style and presentation gave me a very much-needed smile. Great stuff, tenouttaten, sub'd & looking forward to watching more of your content.
Dude I've been watching you for a couple days and your 12-17 mins videos has dominated any 1-2hr comedy movie has gave me in years
Awesome video. 👍
The last part was hilarious,
keep up the good work. 😂
It's so funny to rewatch this an see how calm you are.
Tim Hunkin beating that carpet there! And then some of his animation! Tim is awesome! You have some very entertaining videos! Subbed
Here is the original work of Tim Hunkin on vacuums. th-cam.com/video/CJlrbMHLBd4/w-d-xo.html It was enhanced with machine learning technology.
no one else could get me to pick this subject to listen to them talk about but you 💕
I adore your videos so much please keep em coming
Just commenting to say that Tim Hunking has uploaded to his channel the the secret life of devices remastered (were some of the clips are from, go check him out, dude is a legend)
This channel is so gold
To be fair to Kirby though, they're worth every penny. My parents still have the one they bought 30 years ago and still runs very well. It's definitely a vacuum you only buy once, especially since they have a lifetime warranty on their equipment.
Ah you're working from home I see
Things took a turn when Captain Bonnet stopped being a pirate
I’m a little late to the party (only about a year) but hey, better late than never!!
You’re awesome, talented, and absolutely brilliant! Thank you for all your hard work!
5:34 As a Singaporean, I can guarantee this is exactly what happened.
That lawyer commercial tou did cracked me mate nice work
This channel will blow up.
Been binging your videos, really scared for when they run out
We got a pure metal Kirby from a door-to-door salesman in the late 90s. Cost a fortune & weighs a ton, but to this day, it still works like new. & after all these decades, the carpet shampoo that came with it is still good.
Every video you make I audibly lough out loud, good on ye
Also as a bonus if you don’t want your dog to go on your bed or sofa use a vacuum cleaner, they make great scarecrows for dogs.
A family member gave me a Dyson vacuum they no longer had a use for. That thing is pretty amazing tbh. Also as far as Kirby vacuums are concerned, those things have a lifespan greater than most humans. I work in high rises. I've seen cleaning people with Kirby vacuums 30+ years old that take a daily ass whoopin and just don't die.
Aww, he cleans up so nicely when he pulls his hair back! What a cutie!!
I live near the actual Hoover building. It’s a Tesco now, but legally speaking they can’t remove the Hoover branding on the roof, so it’s still the Hoover building, but there’s a bunch of Tesco signs around it...
I’m officially obsessed with this channel
Brilliant and hilarious as usual, Keep up the good work.
Used to "sell" - more offer - Kirby for a short time, super humiliating work... XD
this video is prob on of my faves
Been crushing though his backlog......not disappointed
love the part about dyson! so true!
Thanks dudeee
Cool channel!
This guy has serious potential.
I'll refrain from giving advice, and just sit back & watch this channnel and it's presenter grow.
Thanks dude!
Ha, I had a good giggle at "You're a hero"
Great video!!! Great channel!!!
I can't stop watching these videos
A guide on new crevices into which to stick your dingus!? This channel is surely about to skyrocket in popularity.
idk how i found this channel but youtubes been auto playing videos from this channel since I clicked one and I think its gone though the whole channel while I've read books and played games. Aside from paying less attention its still good content, I payed more attention to the video at times than my game. Its some entertaining info, well done.
So I saw u in my recommended ages ago but didn’t click on it, this time I did and now I’ve been binge watching ur content
“For (insert number of years)” had me rolling
Thanks to our favourite internet historian for getting this channel out there,
great video!
Trying to hold back the laughter while in the middle of a massive bong rip..... does not end well lol
‘For insert number of years’ made me laugh more than it should have.
1:39
Jokes like that are why I watch these videos
Excellent. I am really hoovering up all your content
Coming from such a learned scholar as yourself, that means a lot. p.s. love Discipline and Punish
@@OrdinaryThings The panopticon sees all
Foucault99 this genuinely made me lol
It would be great to see a video about door to door salesmanship and how it sucks, similarly telemarketing and cold sales, one of the lowest forms of getting clients for businesses
I never knew I wanted to learn about vacuums until Ordinary Things
Kirby vacuums are pretty legit. They always called my father to repair their vans so they gave him a pretty good discount. The SUCC on those things are so good, they don’t even need bristles or any other gimmicky shit like the creaky plastic on a Dyson. They also double as a full workout session while negotiating it around the house, and they last forever.
“Vacuumed his ashes” Fukien hilarious
When I was a kiddo id beg my parents to take me along if they were going to the hardware store. I'd go and many times I blew people away with my dirt devil, Eureka, bissel and Hoover knowledge. I always told my mom “im gonna be a vacuum salesman when I get older” lol A child with ADHD will notice every detail if it's something that interests us. Dirt Devils were bottom of the list in the 90s they sucked but didn't suck like it was supposed to. Eureka was the middle product and Hoover was Top Shelf.bissels we're uncommon but id rate them better than Eureka and close to hoover.
My mom bought a kirby when I was 8 to get the salesman out of the house. Its a pretty good vacuum tho ngl.
My school just got renovated and the main thing everyone is obsessing over is the "Lamborghini of hand dryers".
We got Dyson Airblades in the bathrooms. (along with a bunch of other neat stuff)
private school? aussie publics are soo underfunded they have demountable camping minihomes. D:
"In many ways, you're a hero." Fuckin dying.
Oof that ashes bit was savage 😂
Kirby is now a f@ckin vacuum cleaner?!
This channel will someday plateau in the 500k subscriber range. I can just feel it. Don't stop making videos, man. We're all watching.
"But it wasn't until 1908 that people could enjoy a good sucking in the privacy of their own home"
I laughed more than I should have...
I remember having to use a henry hoover when I was in this sketchy room service job at a mini hotel. Needless to say, I left after a month.
This video is bloody comedygold!
lmfao my cat looked at the computer so fast when you make the vacuum sound
I can’t stop watch until the end this is soo funny 👌👌👌
Advanced sibling interrogator is definitely the use I am most familiar with.
You left out Rainbow, the water trap vacuum. I sold them in the early 1990s and for awhile was "Marketing Director" doing the phone work back before cellphones and automatic dialers. Changing the water in the basin did away with the need for bags.
The true golden era of ordinary things
Tim Hunkin and Rex Garrod should have weekly parades in every city for the remainder of human existence.
0:50 "Dust Removal Machine" is one of my favorite songs by The Cult. And though I realize this is all in good fun, your head won't explode in the vacuum of space, though your lungs might burst.
Door to door salesmen: "buy one of my vacuums...they really suck!"
6:56 this spoke to me