A Biblical Scholar Talks about the Hockey Gods

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[@Vishanti]

"Fuck the hockey gods." -- Kipp Davis, 2024

[@kariannecrysler640]

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[@demiurgeatemyhamster]

I found Slap Shot on a free streaming channel recently. Seeing the teeth fly out made me think it's a documentary.

[@mattandkim17]

The hockey gods have been ignoring Canadian accented prayers since 1994

[@gryph01]

The hockey gods have been angry at the Leafs for longer then I have been alive....

[@MarcosElMalo2]

It’s because Canada has been too woke or not woke enough for a long time.

[@nuynobi]

That's why I refuse to worship them.

[@lde-m8688]

If there were hockey gods, teams from Vegas and Florida wouldn't exist much less win Lord Stanley's Cup.

[@wannabe_scholar82]

When Elyon apportioned the nations,
when he divided humankind,
he fixed the boundaries of the peoples
according to the number of the gods;
the Hockey gods portion were their people,
Canada the allotment of their inheritance.” - 4QDeutC.

[@discoveringancienthistoryw5246]

The Hockey Gods giveth and they taketh away! Denying their existence shouldn't be precipitated upon whether YOUR team wins... especially when my team is winning! The patron god of the Leafs is obviously second tier in the Divine Rink Council.

[@JimmyTuxTv]

As A former roller hockey goalie and retired beer league ice hockey player. Hockey gods have a better understanding of the world around us. Rewards and loves me dearly. Amen

[@alpha4IV]

Hey, I have an idea for a skit. I need someone to play the shadow pope, would you be interested.? Its a satire I am doing, an apologist got offended over a vid I did on him and I got a strike. I wanna have some fun with it. And thought of you for the role. Let me know.

[@kylejohnson6]

As a Habs fan, I know that Nick Suzuki is our Messiah. He will restore us to our former glory!

[@Matt_The_Hugenot]

Libations of maple syrup

[@ThingsThatMakeYouAskWHY]

😂😂❤😂😂

[@MarcosElMalo2]

Is it that hard for Kipp to say he’s an agnostic?
Also, I figure the Hockey Gods are propitiated by syrup and molson.

[@jamiegallier2106]

❤

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Hey Dr. Kipp, what is your preferred method to be reached about interview requests?

[@DrKippDavis]

The best way is typically via my Academia.edu page.

[@kariannecrysler640]

Does this mean puck is Canadian? 🤭 jk

[@StorytimeJesus]

Go canes!

[@discoveringancienthistoryw5246]

ALL HAIL FORTUNA!!!

[@mormonskeptic6836]

The very existence of the Red Wings and the Bruins is evidence enough that the hockey gods do not exist.

[@user-pd5qz2vt2c]

Blasphemy!
Fall down and worship the Gods of Hockeytown.