Asmongold Teaches Us How to Stay Clean

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  • @steakandeggspod
    @steakandeggspod  ปีที่แล้ว +31

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    • @mafrank
      @mafrank ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Always joined by? Didn't Emiru already miss an episode?

    • @anon-il9qf
      @anon-il9qf ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tectone forced a bet over a shotgun 🤣
      That's the level of trolling where it's acceptable and perfect because nobody actually cares about the shotgun, but at the same time you can see how what he did was messed up so she's actually mad so it's just hilarious at that level 🤣

    • @anon-il9qf
      @anon-il9qf ปีที่แล้ว

      Content idea: somebody needs to play katamari, because it's a completely dead franchise which was genuinely popping off in 2000s, so only 2000s people will know about it, and you can introduce a whole new generation to it.
      Content idea no 2: mine and farm any other early 00s shit that people actually and genuinely don't know about in 2010s or 2020 era. Like early GTAs, none of these millenials played GTA 3 bruh. Did Emiru even play GTA 3? Bet she didn't. This needs to be rectified. If you haven't played GTA 3, I'm not convinced you're even a real gamer.
      Maybe do some Ninja Gaiden type stuff.
      I know Asmon is having "trouble" (kinda) with SW, have him go back to the OG like, semi-platformers, real-time combat stuff.
      Btw OTK should reach out to Rockstar, I get the feeling they'll be very compatible with each other, the leadership at Rockstar and OTK, especially OGs.
      edit: BRO can emily chill telling asmon he's gonna get lung cancer, she keeps on doing this crap, saying he'll get kidney stones, he'll get lung cancer. That's like if I started telling her for no reason that her Kirby pile would create fungus and would cause her to die from a bacterial infection or some BS. (And she might come back like, oh, chat does this to me, talking about mold on the wall, but chat does it ironically and they don't like tell her that she's going to die or like try to make her anxious by telling her she'll develop some serious condition, Emiru is just doing this unironically, also that whole mold thing was like 10 months ago, she's doing this like 10x already).

    • @SilverPrimeTime
      @SilverPrimeTime ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

    • @SilverPrimeTime
      @SilverPrimeTime ปีที่แล้ว

      click me

  • @spock_se
    @spock_se ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Emi getting more confident in calling out asmongolds insane living conditions is the best

    • @dii3218
      @dii3218 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      he finna change his tag to asmonmold lmao

    • @BobVance-cp1hi
      @BobVance-cp1hi 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@dii3218never tell a joke again

    • @dii3218
      @dii3218 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@BobVance-cp1hi ur mom lol

    • @GeraltORivia
      @GeraltORivia 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dii3218based + W + dropped your 👑 + ratio.

    • @blomabrainsout
      @blomabrainsout 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      LMAOOOO

  • @eikichionizuka8047
    @eikichionizuka8047 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    Watching Asmongold attempt to teach cleanliness is like witnessing my grandpa trying to explain the intricacies of social media - a perfect recipe for hilariously unexpected chaos!

    • @bribri8042
      @bribri8042 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Idk your grandparent, but if they are anything like my grandparents, this is 100% factual 😅

    • @gustavog1593
      @gustavog1593 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the person that vomited inside their car and didnt clean it up for months and probably havent and said "there are still pieces in the steering wheel"

    • @pate7179
      @pate7179 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gustavog1593 dont forget the rat alarm clock

    • @IAteYourSandwich
      @IAteYourSandwich ปีที่แล้ว

      It is also like listening to Asmon explain why his steaks are better.

    • @geog26
      @geog26 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bribri8042 hejust said hes like that /facepalm

  • @RafaelBrum
    @RafaelBrum ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Yo, I'm one of the creators from Knights of the Deep! So cool listening to Tectone mentioning the game as the "Big Crab Game" 💪🦀
    Thank you all for the support of this community, really make all the journey worth it 🦞♥

  • @762x69
    @762x69 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Bring Asmon's dad on the podcast and I'll probably save that to my Favorites. Dude is a treasure

    • @Someone_ya
      @Someone_ya ปีที่แล้ว +6

      so is teccy's dad

    • @boore727
      @boore727 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      if they bring both tectone and asmon's dads on the podcast that would be so sick

    • @Teletha
      @Teletha ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Who is tectone

  • @MadOwlMurphy
    @MadOwlMurphy ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Why am i so proud of Asmon that he literally leaves his house once a week for this podcast regularly now! Amazing! And he seems to enjoy it! Also great to have Emi back, you were missed and you talk enough! Love the Energy from you 3 on the Podcast it is magical!

    • @itsspookie
      @itsspookie ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's cause you're a parasocialandy.

    • @michaelolsen5596
      @michaelolsen5596 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is funny

    • @LaxonPfc
      @LaxonPfc ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Asmon actually leaves his house the most out of all OTK. In one of the episodes he said he drives to fast food restaurants almost every day.

    • @nickb7919
      @nickb7919 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      jokes on us, this is actually his basement.

    • @jaredfait4280
      @jaredfait4280 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@LaxonPfc Right? Those Styrofoam soda cups have to come from somewhere.

  • @LosToastyToes
    @LosToastyToes ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Techy talked to a phycologist once and now cant stop thinking about it

    • @Limitedarkness
      @Limitedarkness ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honestly that’s a good idea

    • @zyncxec3658
      @zyncxec3658 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      its jus evangelion tbh

    • @oftheHowl
      @oftheHowl 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      a psychologist? or a scientist that studies algae

  • @spookynrd
    @spookynrd ปีที่แล้ว +43

    There's like multiple points when Asmon is talking about his room/hygiene where Emi just wants to say "wtf no, thats wrong" and theres like an internal battle to not show that. I look forward to Fridays.

    • @Wanker527
      @Wanker527 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It makes me love all of them more. 😂

  • @ThumbsPNG
    @ThumbsPNG ปีที่แล้ว +76

    asmon is really good at understanding whatever the hell techy is ranting about

    • @Wanker527
      @Wanker527 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right??? I’ll have to re listen to him multiple times at certain points, to just “kinda” follow. Asmon just picks right up on it. It’s a legit superpower IMO.

  • @762x69
    @762x69 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    The way Asmon talked about people profiling him to sell drugs was too damn funny

    • @Typerhaze
      @Typerhaze ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its absolutely true too lol. happened to me a bunch

  • @ZombieLurker
    @ZombieLurker ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Slap ass Friday when I was in 7th and 8th grade was wild. Didn't know it was actually a thing elsewhere lmao

    • @bakasammich
      @bakasammich ปีที่แล้ว

      You’re not alone brother

  • @cjpack
    @cjpack ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Tectone is adorable when he learns something new and shares it with them lol

    • @ayoCC
      @ayoCC ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's so pure and doglike

    • @zyncxec3658
      @zyncxec3658 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fr he jus described evangelion

    • @sejtbrugernavn
      @sejtbrugernavn ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ayoCC hes fucking narcissistic

  • @Desmolas
    @Desmolas ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This podcast vibe is so wholesome. Just a bunch of friends chilling and talking about random stuff.

  • @MegaBusterDude
    @MegaBusterDude ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Asmon trying to teach us about cleanliness is like
    if my dog learned to speak and is telling me taking a bath once a month is pretty clean and healthy.

    • @JMPERager
      @JMPERager 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Cleaning ourselves as much as we do, especially with shampoo and body wash is not natural.
      Body wash isn't as bad, but shampoo ruins your hair and scalp. That's why people use conditioner and other shit to "fix" it.
      Water should be enough, and not too often.

    • @saiya2966
      @saiya2966 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@JMPERager not in general, commercial healthcare destroys not proper products. you know that humans throughout history and ancient times use plants , herbs or other natural remedies for hygiene? its like that. just like how pigs similar to human skin bathe in mud for the properties that it gives. thats what hygiene is about so simple things that are mostly natural is mostly recommended. but not washing at all or with just water is not doing anything for your hygiene its just a part to get product away or spread your existing natural oils.

  • @MadOwlMurphy
    @MadOwlMurphy ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Tectones "Here's the thing... You're not a Snake!" was underappreciated. 🤣

    • @Masenken
      @Masenken ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I lost it when he said that 🤣

  • @jokez_fps3587
    @jokez_fps3587 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When tectone said "you are not a snake" i fell out of my chair laughing so hard... like bro that is sooooo good

  • @seamusriley3532
    @seamusriley3532 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I cracked up so hard when Teccy started describing the lotion and sock trick. My dad used to do that to his feet with Burts Bees hand salve and a big old tube sock and it grossed me out, and then I started getting really bad cracking/bleeding on my hands around 11 so I would do it with a cloth glove. It does work.

  • @atrisk5619
    @atrisk5619 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Seems like asmon is just attached to these pillows and blankets cause they’re the only thing left of the old days.

  • @bradster00
    @bradster00 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What happened to the music over the ad reads? I can still hear it in my head when you’re doing it!

  • @CainCorvinus
    @CainCorvinus ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Need an episode of Emi showing asmon how to properly degrease at his outdoor hose shower.

  • @callmepleatherface7535
    @callmepleatherface7535 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Long time watcher of Asmongold. My dog of 13 years passed away a couple days ago. So, I was trying to find podcasts to fill my waking hours with. Stumbled up on this and have been watching all night. Been helping take my mind off things a little bit. Love this show.

  • @silver2zilver
    @silver2zilver 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:11:14 THE WAY THE CAMERA FOCUSES ON THE BALD DUDE LMAOOOOOOOOOO

  • @HiPickle
    @HiPickle ปีที่แล้ว +4

    i find it so funny when tek makes the most basic realizations and thinks they are totally groundbreaking

  • @honu_of_Tarlach
    @honu_of_Tarlach ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Teccy getting as close to ego death as he can without taking mushrooms 😂

    • @cjpack
      @cjpack ปีที่แล้ว

      Seriously!!

    • @vexial12
      @vexial12 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ego death isn't real and is only made up by druggies

    • @Someone_ya
      @Someone_ya ปีที่แล้ว

      wait thats ego death? i thought that was a normal thing to realize😭

    • @labcoatreads
      @labcoatreads ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah naaaaah. Maybe? Nahhh

    • @oftheHowl
      @oftheHowl 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Someone_ya it's a step towards ego death, the loss of subjective self-identity. What he was talking about is common sense to most people, it's how we operate on a daily basis, it's just rarely talked about and brought to our attention

  • @TheLoLzSickKidz
    @TheLoLzSickKidz 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    1:11:10 techs face Is hilarious while he's listening and you can see the wheels turning.
    Love this group!!!

  • @CainCorvinus
    @CainCorvinus ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The intro and outro hit me in the old nostalgia feels

  • @Wanker527
    @Wanker527 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “There’s no fuckin way this man eats kettle cooked chips...”
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @Magic_Mike69
    @Magic_Mike69 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    3:06 "Things are better if you take them from someone else" Tectone got some Barbarian vibes going on. Emiru, sorceress. Asmongold druid.

    • @xClippo
      @xClippo ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Excuse me Asmon is a warrior

  • @PlaguinDoctor
    @PlaguinDoctor ปีที่แล้ว +1

    17:50 Teccy is spittin some mind-blowing philosophical shit here

  • @dii3218
    @dii3218 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    35:39 kettle cooked chips are the beeest 🙌

  • @knightowl1985
    @knightowl1985 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The chili brand I like for Frito pie is wolf brand chili with no beans.

  • @Xexna
    @Xexna ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like the part where Tectone has an existential crisis over the concept of individual perception.

  • @bebo76338
    @bebo76338 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    did Asmon & Emi's camera die at 1:11:15? 🤣 Felt weird but extremely funny just staring at Tectone's face emoting 🤭🤭

  • @itsspookie
    @itsspookie ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Tectone's "philosophical" take is literally the synopsis of a book. The name of that book is escaping me however, but it is definitely not Tectone's original thought lmao.

    • @MogreciousMalone
      @MogreciousMalone ปีที่แล้ว +3

      dont think teccy ever said it was his own original idea tho

    • @lodsup
      @lodsup ปีที่แล้ว +2

      is any take original today? you can pretty much trace any thought or belief from history. the chances are that at some point someone thought the same thing along the existence of humanity is very high.

    • @itsspookie
      @itsspookie ปีที่แล้ว

      @lodsup Your statement isn't as profound as you think it is. There's a difference between organic critical thoughts and regurgitating statements people have already said.
      Just like what you did just now.

    • @lodsup
      @lodsup ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@itsspookie love how you tried to claim my comment is "not profound" despite me not claiming anything like that. just like how you tried to claim "tectone's thought is not original" as if it means anything.
      most of those thoughts are just condensed povs that are usually distilled to the simplest way you can say it. and theres only limited amount of ways you can put something forwards. Lots of times people think they come up with something and someone goes "oh you are just quoting so and so" despite the person never having heard of that quote in their life.
      "just like what you did just now" that was my own thought. but if you can claim thats what im doing. I can claim that your "thought" is not original either. bitching about how someone's take is not original isnt original as well.

    • @Renvi
      @Renvi ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean, he could have still came to that conclusion independently without knowing that it was already an established philosophy or book.
      I do that all the time. Think of some kind of idea for some product-- look it up, product already exists. You imagine some wild scenario for a novel, the novel has already been made.
      Heck, even if you subconsciously got those ideas from another source-- a book, a movie, etc. you consciously don't realize you are taking inferences from those sources, so you think you're the first one to think of it.

  • @Cofiend
    @Cofiend ปีที่แล้ว

    The editing on the outro is always so good on these, whoever is doing their edits deserves a bonus

  • @blaketodd1129
    @blaketodd1129 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Tectone manages to get me to bust out laughing almost every episode. "Bro I'm just gonna say it, I think they're cooked in a kettle."

  • @raph2619
    @raph2619 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    39:31 slap ass friday omg i havent heard that in years

  • @trubttam
    @trubttam 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    16:40 You mean the plot to Neon Genesis? You're describing the Human Instrumentality Project XD

  • @chonkychookie6949
    @chonkychookie6949 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have never seen your streams or vods but after steak and eggs hit my algo I've been soo into it. I'm loving it guys.

  • @terraglade
    @terraglade ปีที่แล้ว +5

    We need a cooking set up where Asmon makes his steaks for the cast XD (and maybe someone makes eggs idk)

  • @augustmoonradio
    @augustmoonradio ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Emi called her room her "streaming room"...hmm, interesting 🤔

  • @monksden467
    @monksden467 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Teccy is such a natural performer. He seems to be in his element.

  • @HardyOh
    @HardyOh ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just started watching the podcast!! Is there any rerelease of the merch? I really want that hoodie!

  • @Mephiusx
    @Mephiusx ปีที่แล้ว +1

    58:45 "my streaming room" so she isnt even hiding it anymore that she does not sleep in her own room, and that mizkif and emiru are together.

  • @tjrage6168
    @tjrage6168 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    More like “stank” and eggs

  • @Aubie1995
    @Aubie1995 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Today is the first day I’ve ever tried to pick up a girl at 27. I’ve always been asked. Building confidence is tough but worth!

  • @lucascangussu2937
    @lucascangussu2937 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Never miss an episode! Thanks for the content folks

  • @AkTaSbOy
    @AkTaSbOy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You just know Asmon hated that Mochi during the Sakuraco Ad.

  • @null6890
    @null6890 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like Asmongold's logic, which is like, "if things going good, why mess it up by changing?"

  • @Someone_ya
    @Someone_ya ปีที่แล้ว

    for some reason watching this episode made me realize its my favorite!

  • @Kaito-fk6cj
    @Kaito-fk6cj ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "BLizzard BAD" bro I can't wait for next episode when they know about the WoW Token in classic

  • @MsHojat
    @MsHojat ปีที่แล้ว +1

    With regards to mattresses, much like skin care products there's quite a bit of "controversy" or disagreement around it. I've heard of some people advocate a natural sleep with no matress or pillow at all (just like a mat), others that claim just basic foam is great (personally I found basic foam to be very comfortable, but maybe is a bit more insulative which can be a bit of a downside), and then others that say going really fancy gives highly superior results.
    Overall I think people just need to invest the _time_ to figure out what works well for them for their health and comfort, and that might just result on sleeping on some 50$ foam or a mat, or maybe something weird like an inversion table.
    Or at least look up unbiased non-commercially-funded studies regarding sleeping on mattresses or something; follow the science rather than the marketing and the money.

  • @syzygyusry
    @syzygyusry ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “here’s the big difference….. you’re not a snake” 😂😂

  • @SageEXP1
    @SageEXP1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Here for the episode Friday Fun Day! :D 0:49

  • @brockly4443
    @brockly4443 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    OMG can you please turn Tectone down holyshit. Why is the loudest guy in the room throating the mic?

  • @UltimaKeyMaster
    @UltimaKeyMaster ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think it's hysterical that Tectone is worried about his "millionaire" take only for it to be the most reasonable take I have ever heard from him.
    If you're gonna sleep in your bed every day, investing in it is 5000% recommended.

  • @Marzetty23
    @Marzetty23 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I really like this podcast, thank you guys for making episodes. Thank you !

    • @Marzetty23
      @Marzetty23 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO "you're not a snake, that's the crazy part"

  • @Kodarayne420
    @Kodarayne420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm a guy who is tall and my short friends have gotten rejected at least 10 times each just because they were under 5' 10". Some ladies are mean about that too. I've seen it in person a lot. I think it's more important than people realize. There are always traits that override these, and if someone is truly interested in you, usually it doesn't matter. No one is perfect, but someone will be perfect for you. Being with my girlfriend 5 years has taught me what I want from my life and the one I'm with. If she were to leave/ die, it'd be hard for me not to look for someone similar.

    • @AIIu_
      @AIIu_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rejecting someone because of their height is a huge red flag anyways so good for them.

  • @FatherYT
    @FatherYT ปีที่แล้ว +7

    nobody:
    tecctone: ive hung out with dr k so many times that im basically a phycologist now

  • @G3RCSI
    @G3RCSI 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    49:25 He is right about that, BUT only if you have the bacteria for that. And since humans dont life like animals anymore, we usually dont have that bacteria naturally. There is a spray for that btw.

  • @jayroosgaming3007
    @jayroosgaming3007 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I know I'm a year late and just recently discovered STP but damn I can hear Emiru inside my head saying "Gaay" to Tectone when he said he was about to cry.

  • @hoofzy
    @hoofzy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I definitely am picking up what Tectone is dropping about perception.

  • @MrBmondaca
    @MrBmondaca ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As a fellow 6'7" "freak", I feel your pain tectone

  • @jeremiahab800
    @jeremiahab800 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The "ad read" was just Tectone reacts KEKW

  • @kennylaysh2776
    @kennylaysh2776 ปีที่แล้ว

    to Tectone - yes, cocoa butter is great stuff! I have a scar on my arm from surgery (it's about 1.5 inches, from a skin cancer thing), and cocoa butter was recommended to help with scar tissue.

  • @nephuneph
    @nephuneph ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tectone's perception being reality is basicly what is being described towards the ending episodes of Neon Genesis Evangelion lol.

  • @hinken1260
    @hinken1260 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Missed opportunity, should have put an anime cat girl cooking the steak and eggs on the merch. 😎😺

  • @Raffalius
    @Raffalius 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You guys mentioned Bugles.
    Just wanna let you know that here in Norway we have something called Smash, which is Bugles covered in chocolate.
    It's so fucking delicious, not to mention that Norwegian chocolate is the best chocolate in the world.
    Chocolate from Belgium and Switzerland literally taste like ass compared to Norwegian chocolate.

  • @DDjermm
    @DDjermm ปีที่แล้ว

    10:35
    Life's too short to waste time matching socks.

  • @cjpack
    @cjpack ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Queen eye with asmonD needs to happen!

  • @nathan38938
    @nathan38938 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    man I wish it was 2 hours. they're so gooooood

    • @Someone_ya
      @Someone_ya ปีที่แล้ว

      this was the shortest episode ):

  • @earelevant
    @earelevant ปีที่แล้ว +1

    been doin cocoa butter sock strat for years and its amazing

  • @slambogames
    @slambogames ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tectone - It freaks me the fuck out when chat sees my armpits
    Also Tectone - I slept with cat shit and piss in a hole in my mattress for weeks

  • @jameilmcnally9022
    @jameilmcnally9022 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Emiru had the simp summoning ability even back then eh😆

  • @a.o.skurtt
    @a.o.skurtt ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LOL ASMON ON QUEER EYE thats funny asf you guys should really get that to happen, im sure they'd wanna go for it and a LOT of people would watch

  • @seraph6758
    @seraph6758 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    @49:20 the “dirtiest man in the world” did die shortly after he was finally convinced to bathe.. 🤷‍♂️

  • @ajanmadas
    @ajanmadas ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the cool bald man is an improved version of Bert Kreischer

    • @atlas_vash
      @atlas_vash ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking the same exact thing halfway into this episode lol

  • @LightlyLilyAsmr
    @LightlyLilyAsmr 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Tectone try shea butter if you love cocoa butter 😊

    • @LightlyLilyAsmr
      @LightlyLilyAsmr 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or "charity pot" from lush. I gotta send him that stuff ...

  • @ndukweuduma3955
    @ndukweuduma3955 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    24:37 I hope this was their first take

  • @gotenks5633
    @gotenks5633 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    42:36 "my hair is constantly greasy"
    "Because you cant brush grease out..."
    "seems to work for me!"
    ....Does works mean something different in goblin?

  • @SpaceCheese69
    @SpaceCheese69 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    man that intro and outtro song is so good - makes me listen all the way through without skipping

  • @user-km7cw1iy8s
    @user-km7cw1iy8s 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I wonder what neurochemical chain reaction occurs within Tectone's brain whenever he bursts out laughing, its so genuine and from the heart and he legit cannot contain himself it makes me so curious what happens in there - Love him and his laugh regardless he's awesome

  • @Davemate
    @Davemate ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Tectone being blown away by perception, at his age...
    Is like a child gazing into a mirror and wondering if that means there is 2 Tectones and one is trapped in another dimension

    • @Simplemalk
      @Simplemalk ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine if you took one year of psychology LOL.

    • @norightturn7047
      @norightturn7047 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait, that's not another me trapped in the mirror dimension?

  • @boo5860
    @boo5860 ปีที่แล้ว

    tectone's routine sounds amazing actually

  • @sneakinaponu2054
    @sneakinaponu2054 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Asmon is obviously the leading expert in hygiene

  • @AcesPrune
    @AcesPrune ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Do you think you guys will ever do special episodes, similar to Trash Taste?

  • @Hayssss
    @Hayssss ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Emi and teccy are slowly bringing asmon out of his comfort
    zone

  • @RaVeN1K
    @RaVeN1K ปีที่แล้ว

    19:22 Emi checking herself while drinking. :^)

  • @Mutation666
    @Mutation666 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I wish asmon would just hire a maid to keep his house clean

  • @splash8468
    @splash8468 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Best thing for greasy hair is volumizing shampoo and then detangling conditioner.

  • @DancingCorpse
    @DancingCorpse ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The only version of Tectone and Emiru I know is this podcast.

  • @darrensmith245
    @darrensmith245 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I keep noticing Zack is somehow coming out of this podcast unexpectedly educated. Emi is like the voice of reason and common sense that everyone can see but him, I just watch her expression sometimes…

  • @Kaito-fk6cj
    @Kaito-fk6cj ปีที่แล้ว +4

    bro cmon, you can't be partnering with Displate. Go ask Soda about it.

  • @charolettelongton5643
    @charolettelongton5643 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yo, heads up theres a typo in the text of the Displates sponsorship message text. “1 ot 2”

  • @sarzootashoota351
    @sarzootashoota351 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Assmond: uncontrollable sexual harassment everywhere
    Teccy: Thats the coolest shit I ever heard of.

    • @Sephiroso.
      @Sephiroso. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's only sexual harassment if someone takes it that way.

    • @sarzootashoota351
      @sarzootashoota351 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sephiroso. and yet, I can basically guarantee that you do not go around slapping people's asses on the daily, especially if there's someone that you don't know or barely know. You can make the semantic arguments all you want bro. You know I'm right

    • @Fibulator
      @Fibulator ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@sarzootashoota351 nah

    • @Sephiroso.
      @Sephiroso. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sarzootashoota351 You're literally not though. What i said is a factually true statement. Squeezing your girlfriends chest from behind versus a someone who told you not to touch them is doing the same action. Yet your girlfriend won't take it as sexual harassment whereas the person who told you not to touch them would. An action isn't sexual harassment by default
      That's not semantics, it's the truth. Someone has to find the action unpleasant/hostile for it to be harassment in the first place. And the fact is, none of the kids at Asmon's school took it as sexual harassment.
      How do i know? The teachers just let it happen after initially trying to stop them because none of the students made a big deal about it because it wasn't one to them.

    • @sarzootashoota351
      @sarzootashoota351 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sephiroso. were you there for the part of the episode where he said people had to walk around with their butts up against the locker?? The context is clear that it was not a consensual activity, including the fact that the teachers tried to stop it. Understand why you think it's okay for people to slap everyone's ass randomly at a high school like you really need to check yourself bro. You're not okay mentally. If you think that's totally fine.

  • @dutchwp1
    @dutchwp1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Space heaters shouldn’t be plugged into extension cords, plug splitters, or surge protectors. The connection will melt and light on fire

  • @mynameizj1
    @mynameizj1 ปีที่แล้ว

    anyone else notice the light bright behind tekie?

  • @JiroTheFro
    @JiroTheFro ปีที่แล้ว

    Techy’s talkings about only being real in the context of how someone else perceives you blindsided me because I thought I was the only person that had that line of thinking. I’ve always been curious of how exactly other people perceive me so that I know what parts of me I should either change or adjust so that I’m more understood

  • @Theonlykirby
    @Theonlykirby 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The best line I've ever heard, "so here's the crazy part... right... so you're not a snake.." 😂

  • @BlondeeGaming
    @BlondeeGaming ปีที่แล้ว +5

    FRIDAYS ARE SO AWESOME NOW ! I watched all the episodes to catch up. Tectones got such a good personality an relatability. Asmond is perfect 👌 and emiru is the cute quirky one who can shit on you at any game 😅 Love you guys keep it up .No matter what