Shenanigans is an active part of my vocabulary, I am 17 and I was raised by my grandparents. I also say things like "tomfoolery" and I find myself rather inclined to speak as a person of polite manners. I'm not the most mentally stable of persons, and ocassionly I got on long philosophical rants or tangents in the form of Shakespearean riddles. I'm quite a lovely individual aren't I?~
I enjoyed it so much. I think he's got a moderately tough crowd, but he did his best and cracked me some big laughs, so in my book, he's a good comedian!
One of my fave Drybar shows -- clean, as all on here, and good punnies all throughout. . . & a happy go lucky manner to him. . . Decent interactions with the audience. . .
When I was little and went to Weiners for the first time before we went in the store my older sister told me that when men and boys go into the store they cut their Weiners off and hang them from the ceiling.... I was 6 years old... and when we walked in the store I yelled out “where are the hanging Weiners?” My mom was so embarrassed and mad.
If they measured dental floss in feet, would you be putting a foot in your mouth? And can you use dental floss to crochet dentures? Can you raise birds by planting bird seed? Does rock salt make the rocks taste better? If you break rock candy into little pieces, is it gravel candy? Can you dig half a hole? And if you do, is it still called a (w)hole? If you can brush your hair, can you comb your teeth? If a fly runs away does it turn into a flee (flea)? Are butterflies slippery? You aren't the only one that thinks that way.😉
Loving sat nav voices😂😂😂😂 In South Wales we'd say..." right boyo , take a left at the rugby club and keep going till you see the pub on the corner then take a right past my nanny's and drop off the Welsh cakes to her when she's making you tea. Then straight past Dai's house then left to the Red Lion and you're there butty ..😂 true sooooo true.
I'm currently listening to this as I try to fall asleep. I usually pick one video and listen to it while I fall asleep. Glad that I'm not the only one that does that.
@@TymP321 "Oh, he's taking it too far... That's too... far..." "Is he gonna do another Costco joke? It's too much... No more Costco jokes, let's move it along..."
Costco make a line on the receipt because it was known that if you do not mark the receipt, some unscrupulous persons return to the store, refill their cart with the exact items and just walk out. With the marked receipt, they cannot do this. Notice they do not really check each item, just mark the receipt .
the ones at my store check for items rung multiple times, I've been over charged twice and they've caught it at the door. I have small kids so i tend to watch them instead of watching the checkout person.
@Dry Bar Comedy Thank you for uploading this delightful video. YOU are providing an ESSENTIAL SERVICE for all socially responsible people who chose to minimize their non-essential direct personal contacts, even though it is no longer mandatory. These shows help KEEP US SANE. God bless, be strong and remain hopeful. Roger J. Sledz, Staten Island ( NYC ) 10/7/2020 👍☺️🇺🇸🗽
No,....no,...Costco guy....Walmart has partitions man, and 8X8 walls my guy....so uh yeah. We’re bound by Arkansas state law to always uphold and defend Walmart through rain, sleet, and fire from on high. It’s in small print on our birth certificate. 🏌🏾♀️
for 20 yrs...we get gift cards for Costco. But many of the cashier's get irritated or snippity when they find you just have a gilt card .. because they always have to call for backup.... Their "hospitality" made me think glad I'm not A MEMBER!! 🔎☑️
Dude this guy nailed it on the head! Costco is nuts, especially when the church crowds come in.....I seen Baptist women fighting over the last whole chicken that was" carved right"!
After church and after soccer matches is when I saw everyone and anyone in Costco. Joys of living in a small town...still not sure how we managed to actually get a Costco
@@pocketrocket1995 a small town that I grew up in, out of all the churchgoers, the Baptists in that area the most well-dressed, and the women were wearing satin dresses, coats and ridiculous hats that look like they just came back from Elton John's yard sale. So for us it was a dead giveaway!
I was doing Instacart and shopping at Costco I was saying excuse me and sorry the I realized we use no manners. In Costco. Shopping there several times I keep forgetting.
the high lighter guys at Costco, aren't worried about the shoppers, they are worried that the cashier may have made a mistake; so they aren't accusing you in any way!! they are looking out for your best interests! they are checking their employees by doing this.
Self check out comment 😅😂 dying I've never been to a Costco but I've heard tons of things about it and I'm scared!😂😅😅 I grew up on going to Sam's club and that's better I think and I love their food the pizzas and the big drink, i'm a Sam's club person
This was the dirtiest drybar I've ever seen, and yet it was still one of the cleanest comedies out there. Drybar, you're so wholesome!
IKR the GPS bit had me in tears by the time he told about the Ford 😂
Love this guy. The tone of his voice is perfect for comedy. One of the best I've heard.
Almost every joke is him setting up for five minutes to deliver an epic dad joke. So good
my style of humour! If I must listen to clean. . . :D
Shenanigans is an active part of my vocabulary, I am 17 and I was raised by my grandparents. I also say things like "tomfoolery" and I find myself rather inclined to speak as a person of polite manners. I'm not the most mentally stable of persons, and ocassionly I got on long philosophical rants or tangents in the form of Shakespearean riddles. I'm quite a lovely individual aren't I?~
My 17 year old granddaughter uses words like mayhaps and perchance. You too would get along swimmingly!
You're wise beyond your years. I hope you find a wholesome partner as you are so wholesome. America will only be, because of people like you and me.
You certainly are! I like you already!👍😁
I wish you lived here & were my friend! I thought it was only me on the planet!
@Dreemurr Delm : say hi to @Caroline McAllister ! Seems like a good one!
I enjoyed it so much. I think he's got a moderately tough crowd, but he did his best and cracked me some big laughs, so in my book, he's a good comedian!
You couldn't have been born after 1975...
@@xXxTeenSplayer why not buddy?
@@edgarflores5569 edgar flores was born in 1973 and became a famous bank robber, he used his money to purchase rocking horses for his grand daughter
@@007kingifrit What? LOL IDK what you're Talkin' about but I'm crackin'
I think the crowd was both kind and generous
This guy has his act down tight. Excellent wordplay and observations too!
OMG!! I said "shenannigans" to myself right before he said it!!! Way toooooo funny. The whole bit about "old" vocabulary was golden!!!!
"A groan is as good as a laugh in comedy." He's right!
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!
My favorite jokes are bad puns.
Yeah😁
I say: "You groan now, but you'll be telling it later as if you made it up."
"fare to midland" got me. My partner used to say that til we corrected him. It's "fair to middling". 🤣🤣
Except in Texas
Or S. Louisiana 😁 Sometimes we say "Fair to partly cloudy" ...🤘😁
One of my fave Drybar shows -- clean, as all on here, and good punnies all throughout. . . & a happy go lucky manner to him. . . Decent interactions with the audience. . .
Lol I’m 25 and say shenanigans. I was raised with that word being said 🤣🤣🤣
Man I'm 23 and i say lolligagging😂
A groan is better than a laugh!
It means they know they shouldn't laugh but its just so funny they cant help it 😂
When we moved to Texas there was a store called Weiners.
We thought it was hotdogs and sausages. NOPE. Craft store.
Owners last name
When I was little and went to Weiners for the first time before we went in the store my older sister told me that when men and boys go into the store they cut their Weiners off and hang them from the ceiling.... I was 6 years old... and when we walked in the store I yelled out “where are the hanging Weiners?” My mom was so embarrassed and mad.
@@xxxxMonkeyGirlxxxx 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you have a funny sister!
( Why - Ner )
My name is whyner
I have been watching "Dry Bar" for a while now and this guy is by far my favorite.
This man sounds just like Jim Gaffigan but has material like George Carlin without the profanity. I would like to see him in more stand-up specials.
This guy was very clever and original, I really enjoyed the entire special. Looking forward to seeing more from him in the future, I hope
Ron definitely has a classic dad-joke vibe to him that makes everything he says draw a smile.
This guy is curiously hilarious. I love it !
He sounds almost exactly like Jim Gaffigan.
Yes true but kind of like a stuffy nose Jim Gaffigan
He really does! Jim is amongst the greatest!
That was exactly my thought. I was like Jim gaffin does dry bar??
Hahaha yes he does
I’m sorry I couldn’t disagree more, but both very talented
Tractor Supply also doesn't sell much in the way of tractors either.
Shenanigans
"Knock it off before I put a knot in both of your heads" - Grampa
If they measured dental floss in feet, would you be putting a foot in your mouth? And can you use dental floss to crochet dentures? Can you raise birds by planting bird seed? Does rock salt make the rocks taste better? If you break rock candy into little pieces, is it gravel candy? Can you dig half a hole? And if you do, is it still called a (w)hole? If you can brush your hair, can you comb your teeth? If a fly runs away does it turn into a flee (flea)? Are butterflies slippery? You aren't the only one that thinks that way.😉
Lmfao Thanks for that those of cool you have me laughing
He's probably the coolest guy at every office party. 👍
Loving sat nav voices😂😂😂😂 In South Wales we'd say..." right boyo , take a left at the rugby club and keep going till you see the pub on the corner then take a right past my nanny's and drop off the Welsh cakes to her when she's making you tea. Then straight past Dai's house then left to the Red Lion and you're there butty ..😂 true sooooo true.
Rarely does dry bar disappoint... almost always above the bar👏🏻 Great comedian 👍🏻
Right side🇺🇸👏🏻🙏🏻
LOVE TBHIS GUY. FILLS ME WITH LAUGHTER.😂
I listened while falling asleep and kept hearing Gaffigan but enjoyed it anyway.
I'm blind. this isn't gaffigan?!
Kept expecting him to do the whisper thing...
I'm currently listening to this as I try to fall asleep. I usually pick one video and listen to it while I fall asleep. Glad that I'm not the only one that does that.
@@TymP321 "Oh, he's taking it too far... That's too... far..."
"Is he gonna do another Costco joke? It's too much... No more Costco jokes, let's move it along..."
it's Ron ruhman
He sounds exactly like Jim Gaffighan 😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks!
Lol at the match game esque "how small was it" cue from the audience
Thought I was hearing Jim Gaffigan’s voice lol
Then I come in the room to see . . . 😄
I enjoyed your comedy 😂
"it's okay honey, she'll come along" hilarious!!
They say "going to hell in a handbasket" cuz handbaskets are typically made of wood/wicker and thusly burns faster.
Lol. "thusly"
Never heard that one before. I'm stealing it.
@@autumnhayes2132 it's up there with notwithstanding, whereas, and allbeit.
@@TruckTaxiMoveIt albeit is my favorite 😂
Thx! Never knew that!
The GPS voice in a Hummer should be Arnold Schwarzenegger.
"Highlighter Guy" 😂😂😂 Immediate 👍🏻
He is one of the funniest men I have heard in a long time.
Costco make a line on the receipt because it was known that if you do not mark the receipt, some unscrupulous persons return to the store, refill their cart with the exact items and just walk out. With the marked receipt, they cannot do this. Notice they do not really check each item, just mark the receipt .
Mind blown lol
the ones at my store check for items rung multiple times, I've been over charged twice and they've caught it at the door. I have small kids so i tend to watch them instead of watching the checkout person.
Why can't the cashier mark the receipt?
He's got a Jim Gaffigan cadence with his comedy
But I like shenanigans. It's a great word! Definitely has comedic potential.
I guess I've been old for DECADES, then!!😂🤣😂🤣😂 I'm 45, and been saying these in my 20s, lbvs!
I had 2 Caveliers and I can confirm that would be the gps attitude! 😆 It's best paired with someone like me who confuses her lefts and rights.
Cavalier means not showing proper concern or having an indifferent attitude...🚗 Maybe that's why Chevy chose that name for that particular model...🤔
it's like elaborate dad jokes, I love it😂
I enjoy his GPS jokes...very creative.
I also love that his Chicano impression sounded like Cookie Monster.
@Dry Bar Comedy
Thank you for uploading this delightful video.
YOU are providing an ESSENTIAL SERVICE for
all socially responsible people who chose to
minimize their non-essential direct personal
contacts, even though it is no longer
mandatory. These shows help KEEP US SANE.
God bless, be strong and remain hopeful.
Roger J. Sledz, Staten Island ( NYC ) 10/7/2020
👍☺️🇺🇸🗽
I call shenanigans on that!
I'm laughing out loud!! I guess I'm old 😂
He seems to think like me. I found myself saying "yes, finally someone who gets it. "
Thanks Doc. You made me laugh. Alot
DAGNABBIT! This guy is using my language I've used since I was 9! A hoot? Nay, 'tis a hoot & a holler. . .
I love Costco too. For 32 years they have taken care of me and my family. Awesome employer! For the most part.
you're management !!!!! busted !!
I've never been in a bed bath and beyond lol and I just learned that they don't sell beds XD
Me 2
And in case you wondered, they don't have bath fixtures either! 😂
Shenanigans made me snort laugh!!!!
No,....no,...Costco guy....Walmart has partitions man, and 8X8 walls my guy....so uh yeah. We’re bound by Arkansas state law to always uphold and defend Walmart through rain, sleet, and fire from on high. It’s in small print on our birth certificate. 🏌🏾♀️
You used to be able to buy caskets at costco too. It was hilarious times.
When butterflies are nervous, do they get humans in their stomach?
Good very good.
😂🤣😅
They do the highlighter thing to prevent people from taking the receipt, going back in the store and "shopping" all over again.
“If shenanigans is a regular part of your vocabulary, it’s *over*”
Me, still in Highschool: I use shenanigans regularly… I also use peeved…
I’m 19, but I say shenanigans all the time 😂 anybody know where to buy coffins?
Um guys, costco has caskets..
Thanks for the laughs
@Ron Ruhman
One of the BEST I've watched!
Bed, Bath and Beyond ain't sellin' nothing these days lol. They're gone. 😂
for 20 yrs...we get gift cards for Costco. But many of the cashier's get irritated or snippity when they find you just have a gilt card .. because they always have to call for backup.... Their "hospitality" made me think glad I'm not A MEMBER!! 🔎☑️
They do make Cow Chow...you're just shopping in the wrong place! 😉🤣
He's good. He actually says what people are thinking.
“You want to shop on the left side, go shop at Ikea!”
That got me lol
Sweden drives on the righr... solid joke nonetheless.
Uh-oh... I use "shenanigans" on a regular basis but am a teenager... well that's a hoot!
So great! LOVED Ron!
Dude this guy nailed it on the head! Costco is nuts, especially when the church crowds come in.....I seen Baptist women fighting over the last whole chicken that was" carved right"!
After church and after soccer matches is when I saw everyone and anyone in Costco. Joys of living in a small town...still not sure how we managed to actually get a Costco
Guess you knew they were Baptist because they were wearing “ we are Baptist women” tee shirts~. You are lame
@@pocketrocket1995 a small town that I grew up in, out of all the churchgoers, the Baptists in that area the most well-dressed, and the women were wearing satin dresses, coats and ridiculous hats that look like they just came back from Elton John's yard sale.
So for us it was a dead giveaway!
Such a funny guy! Loved it!
I was doing Instacart and shopping at Costco I was saying excuse me and sorry the I realized we use no manners. In Costco. Shopping there several times I keep forgetting.
I just laughed out loud from the title 😂..will update when done watching
There are no rules in Costco 😂😂
They don't sell anything smaller than a kid 😂
Is someone knocking off Kirkland Jeans??...His face 🤣
😂😂😂
There were several moments where he sounds a lot like Philip Seymour Hoffman.
Great , funny original set!
I’m 27 & actively use shenanigans so I’m not sure what to do with the information to buy a coffin now lol
the high lighter guys at Costco, aren't worried about the shoppers, they are worried that the cashier may have made a mistake; so they aren't accusing you in any way!! they are looking out for your best interests! they are checking their employees by doing this.
Classic 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Super Troopers movie got me saying shenanigans 🤣
Put a GPS into a Honda Jazz and you get the Kiffness and a squeaky glove compartment 😂
I can't believe he ended with that dental floss joke
So clever and funny 😂😂
MAC AND ME RUNNER UP FOR MAC'S DAD THIS GUY IS SOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!
This guy is hilarious! I laughed so hard I upset my dog.
It was okay but no thumbs down I support Drybar comedians
He’s got the Dad Yokes
Oh no... I'm 14 and I use shenanigans sometimes multiple times a day.
Lol I fit the old people category 🤣🤣
*Costco who played who?
*Kirkland rubs hands
So great! Perfectly true! Ban Costco for life! Thanks so much for sharing your insights 🙏💜
I love using word shenanigans
Self check out comment 😅😂 dying
I've never been to a Costco but I've heard tons of things about it and I'm scared!😂😅😅 I grew up on going to Sam's club and that's better I think and I love their food the pizzas and the big drink, i'm a Sam's club person
Can confirm Costco veteran here
i wasnt paying attention to my computer and i woulda have sworn on my life he's jim gaffigan.
good job!
He sounds like Ross from Friends
Hell in a hand basket was creative.
I know I'm old because I ask my adult kids what their opinion is about politics that didn't exist when I became an adult.
I’m gonna miss Bed Bath & Beyond for sure 😞
We drive on the right side in Sweden though :D
According to this guy, I've been old since I was a teen.
He's going to go in shock when he finds out his birth certificate has an experation date.
With your voice you should toss in a random "Hooooot Pocket."
YEEES! Shop on the right!!!!