I knew about some of them idivudually before Micheal joined them. But now he's in it I'll watch them for Micheal. Because they aren't that funny without him.
i get the feeling that they literally plan that / want that, michaels lack of streaming making his content rare, so people would be more willing to go to the others streams granting them more viewship. its a genius plan honestly.
Because while the others stream themselves lile 10 hours a day even while taking a shit Michael uploads 10 mins once every fucking leap year. Also hes actually funny.
He's only in some of their stuff though. And they aren't really funny without him, people watch offline tv for other reasons, at least the stuff without him.
@@maurice7017 is that true? I thought 14 was national law, while local laws almost universally raised except for a handful of places. I might be wrong, that's just what I've heard
@@jorgel.quiroz8862 crushing on his clout, that's all she wants. Why do you think all of offlineTV put "Ft. Motherfucking Michael Reeves" if he so much as yells in the background of one of their vods?
@@mastab8_tcg This is a common misconception. Although the age of consent in Japan is indeed 13 years old, most prefactures have a thing called "obscenity statutes" which basically raises the age of consent to 16 - 18 years old, unless the pair is in a "sincere romantic relationship" which is determined by the parents. So really the only places in Japan where the effective age of consent is 13 years old are very old or remote cities without a lot of contact with the rest of Japan (like some small islands located in Oceania)
Mykull when he is told he will be seventeen forever: “I get five years older” *So he has admitted to being 12* *But when Poki told him his crown was for 5 year olds* *HE SAID HE WAS CONFUSED*
- Poki's vlog th-cam.com/video/IMQxMV-1xUo/w-d-xo.html
- funny michael reeves moment th-cam.com/video/Xh1B8HL8_PA/w-d-xo.html
SIMP
The only thing more addictive then crack is crackhead energy
@@sleepyknight4925 you don't even know what simp is
@Landon Hagerman you don't know what simp is
@@trickyhuntermc stop skimping for a simp
Micheal literally took over all their channels just by being present there.
All is as it should be
as balance as it should be
because he is the only person with an actual personality and he doesn't fucking care or simp for views, youtubers > streamers sorry
@@tropingreenhorn that is true
he's the only one with an interesting personality lol
What Magic spell are we on?
"Salary."
Omg I now feel bad for the maids lmao
I swear, the dude's a fucking comedic genius xD
Potion seller, I would like to buy your strongest potions.
My potions are too strong for you traveler.
Did you just reply to your own reference...with the continuation of the same reference as another person?
I only got into offline tv to get more of michael
Bruh thats me
also me
I’m also a part of this
I knew about some of them idivudually before Micheal joined them. But now he's in it I'll watch them for Micheal. Because they aren't that funny without him.
Same, even before he joined I started getting into because of the few videos they had with him
When Michael said
“Please kill me faster” I was dead
Ssatisfyy YT so was he
@@johnblanton1332 u got there first lol
I ask this to god whenever I sit through class
Michael is just an SCP that occasionally manifests in other people’s vlogs to cause chaos
Dr Bright’s most recent form
Can't tell if he would be classified as a j scp or a Normal one
@@spitfire_flyer5659 jesus christ bright
Really wanna see an scp page on him now
@@spitfire_flyer5659 accurate lmao
he's mad that he has no access to even one chainsaw mini gun so he has to settle for 18 tasers
Michael is my favourite human being at the moment
Ok boomer
Same
in my opinion, he's the most interesting one. everyone else kinda has to bounce off each other but michael manages stand out more. along with toast
Same
Same here
Anyone that terrifies Michael Reeves is now designated as a keter-class SCP
I think Micheal himself needs to be designated as an apollyon-class SCP ngl
Hes a thaumuiel beacuse hes atleast somewhat useful to the foundation
@@xenobytebraindead6017 oh this scp acted up? Takes out tazer*
lily was always keter
he could create an XK end of the world scenario
I honestly don't want Michael to stream. He can stay as a blessing whenever his presence is around someone else's stream
Or a curse
@@OutoftheBiru or on course CuZ pokimane is 17
i get the feeling that they literally plan that / want that, michaels lack of streaming making his content rare, so people would be more willing to go to the others streams granting them more viewship. its a genius plan honestly.
Idgaf about streaming, I just want the crackhead goblin to get back in his coding cave and produce more sadistic content for his own pleasure
@@Krabnut same
LOL I love how everyone is obsessed with him XD I always click through all of their videos for those bits.
Because while the others stream themselves lile 10 hours a day even while taking a shit Michael uploads 10 mins once every fucking leap year.
Also hes actually funny.
petition to have footage of michael replace all footage produced by offline tv
@@Lexenderyep, super funny
I just watched your profile pic change wat
And the simps are there for either lily or pokimane.
so many michael subs just want more of michael so everybody started watching offline tv
Actually, yes
Pretty much
Chris
yeah sadly ;___;
No joke
Same
Soon as the maids turn 18 Peter pan kills them
What method does he use though?
@@ratcrusher3251 Insta death
@POOTIS BIRB /kill
POOTIS BIRB banfromlife.exe
@@ratcrusher3251 same one used on the shrimp and that's what they serve at the café
I'm obsessed with him and his hyper and chaotic energy
lily is watching you
”All maids here are forever 17!”
Fed: UHM, IM OUT
thats over the legal age in japan
Mmm gonna jusssst gooooo now....
oof
HAHAHAH FFFF
This did not aged well...
I think everyone on OfflineTV is trying to sleep with Michael
Splinks yes even fed and scarra...
especially fed and scarra
The Frosty i bet michael is trying to sleep with michael
Harem part 2
Bruh that's illegal he's only 12
I know I certainly am
“Everyone in japan has 4 digit iq” me a Japanese crying with negative iq
negative 4 digits iq is still 4 digits
Peritel like I said negative 4 digit iq
Fresh Guac potato still 4 digits
Honestly that is very impressive on its own too.
The first three digits are 0
You mean the Only Parts That Mattered
For real, I'm only here to watch Michael.
Never heard OfflineTV before until Michael joined them.
Now we need this for all of Offline TV's content.
He's only in some of their stuff though. And they aren't really funny without him, people watch offline tv for other reasons, at least the stuff without him.
@@seb5542 its true, offline TV is really just a bad sidemen, i now watch them for Poki, Michael and lily only
@@RealZynexx same.
@@RealZynexx same but no poki
Michael: what magic spell are you under?
Maid: ..something
Michael: *Salary*
Maid oh shit he’s found out
the maid said that
@@grqfes if you mean the salary bit that was michael who said that.
This is just 5 minutes of Poki and Rae bullying Michael.
Robert Chavez looool
Feel like Michael knows this and is just thinking "so how should I taze them in the next vid"
Michael was bullying Lilipichu in one of the clips
'All maids here, are forever 17.'
Fed thinking like: 'IM GOING TO JAIL TONIGHT BOYS.'
Except the age of consent in japan is younger then 17 just sayin...
@@Notaforumguy007 except most places raise the age of consent to around 18, just sayin
@@Notaforumguy007 They could technically have the maids be "forever 13" and it's not creepy. Well it is creepy, but it's not jail-creepy.
@@Ezekiel_Allium except it's 14 for most and it will stay like that. Just saying
@@maurice7017 is that true? I thought 14 was national law, while local laws almost universally raised except for a handful of places. I might be wrong, that's just what I've heard
he may or may not be crushin on Yvonne or Poki 😳😳
**gets together with Lily**
"I didn’t expect this and I am more than just satisfied."
Gaming With Mussel that fed situation tho.....kinda have me thinking
Maybe it was just me but Poki always gave me a vibe she was crushing a lil bit on Michael
@@jorgel.quiroz8862 crushing on his clout, that's all she wants. Why do you think all of offlineTV put "Ft. Motherfucking Michael Reeves" if he so much as yells in the background of one of their vods?
@@jorgel.quiroz8862 its not just you. I feel it too in some of the otv videos
@@reeceheyward3537 that's the bit tho. Everyone does it all to go on with the meme even lily calm your tits.
“What magic spell are we on?”
“Salary”
He's the only reason i watched the video so i appreciate this
rayn Let’s be honest. We all only watched the video for Michael. All the viewers.
Jimmy Wharton Facts.
2:35 "we are also forever seventeen"
Michael: I get 5 years older!
Poki: *dying from laughter*
*_Anything That Can Terrify Michael Is To Be Contained In A Locked Isolation Room To Protect Rest Of The Humanity_*
hell just create a robot to destroy it
Brodin
Something is up with the reeves, that name have some kind of power that attracts people.
Y E S
It's probably his genes
Quickly changes last name to Reeves
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeves
I mean Keanu Reeves sure did attract a lot of people to come try to kill him.
Michael at a vending machine*
Michael: "This is not an interesting event"
1.8 million people at the time of my viewing: "We beg to differ"
I love how Lily and Micheal has a lot of chemistry even back then.
more like "only the best parts of pokimane's japan vlog"
The only parts worth watching - I fixed it for you chief
True dat
"All maids here are forever 17."
FBI OPEN UP!
SaftSchinken23 age of consent in Japan is 13 just saying
@@mastab8_tcg in Austria it's 14, but it is still illegal to smash a 14/15 year old as 18+ 😅
@@mastab8_tcg This is a common misconception. Although the age of consent in Japan is indeed 13 years old, most prefactures have a thing called "obscenity statutes" which basically raises the age of consent to 16 - 18 years old, unless the pair is in a "sincere romantic relationship" which is determined by the parents.
So really the only places in Japan where the effective age of consent is 13 years old are very old or remote cities without a lot of contact with the rest of Japan (like some small islands located in Oceania)
Ryu López i was just about to say this. Also its nice to see this, I thought i was solo campaigning trying to dispel this misconception
Thank you! Another person busting the stupid myth.
i NEEDED THIS
"All maids here are forever 17"
camera immediately pans to Fed
This is all I need. Thanks
No. We need M O R E.
I hate the fact that there is only 5 minutes of him, like there should be more right?
I hate the fact, that he almost never uploads new videos
@@holypython4418 he doesnt upload vids cause we hates our robot ideas lol
@@ssyudou7306 We need a robot that forces him to upload Videos
@tOwOxic and then he will destroy Skynet stoping it from destroying the world so he can
"What magic spell are we on?"
"Salary."
This is where we got michael and lost albert
0:44 and that's where it all started
How is Michael single. He seems like such a chill and nice dude
Kane The Unsettled because no one wants the risk of tasing during sex
He’s single because he doesn’t want to limit himself to one woman when he can have them all
@@Exc3ssIv3 aaaaand now hes not :D
@@DGSnowolf it's funny how people are going back on Lily, Michael content and commenting #metoo
@@OldManJenkins69 well they got recommended to me probably cause yeah they get revisitied. I am not refusing to click on them ^^
2:18 too funny!
"The Scooby-Bus"
More like
THE MINI MYSTERY
or
THE MYSTERY KART
Lol its fun watching other people have fun while you’re sitting here probably alone.
Rejoice, for Death is near
0:30 So that’s why Lily is so scared of Michael’s eyes. Imagine that running after you wielding a taser.
1:52 TH-cam says otherwise
2:25 they picked "Forever 17" for a special reason...
cause they're screwable? or not? I don't know the age of consent in japan
@@MightyP3bbl3 its 13
@@djendjendjendjendjen9442no its 16 to 18
The only reason for offline tv is to give me and the world more Michael Reeves content.
Fed at the forever 17 maid section just dont feel right anymore xD
This didn't age well
"What magic spell are we under"
Micheal : "Salery"
*laughter*
homie made em break their role, respect
2:01 the timing on Micheal’s head turning and the camera is priceless
I'm glad someone went through to get the best parts of her vlog
I have a feeling that Poki had a thing for Mykull
Fuggin thank you for this vid, we need more condensed Micheal
Finally, a good compilation
I really like that the salary joke connected with that lady that was hilarious
And to this day, Michael is my favorite person at the moment🙌🏻❤
Drooling for Michael 😍
michael is a gold mine of content
You collected all the good parts of the vlog ;)
It's that good huh.?
Micheal: **happy micheal noises**
Yes...this is what i was looking for. Thank you
first time i see a usefull compilation
This is like picking out all the m&ms out of the trail mix
2:02 micheal pogchamp
I love how the music always devolves when Michael shows up
Love the fact he has so few videos but is so funny he's more popular than all of them combined
He’s just adorable lol
Michael seems like the type of guy to fit in everywhere he goes
the amount of times this poped on my feed
and I finally snapped
The mountain in the distance in the last clip look amazing
so the good parts
Its like watching the best clips in the vlog compiled in one video
This is the only part I come for thank you your a godsend
"What magic spell are we on?"
"Salary."
underrated exchange
This is a rare footage of "precious evil genious" in its natural habitat.
this is the content I NEED
finaly some good content
Michael is like baby brother to them
*_At This Point I Can See The Sparks Of The Taser Mini gun Michael Is Planning To Use On The Entire Offline TV_*
This is something that I didn’t know I wanted, but it turns out I needed it
Holy shit thank you for this video
Anyone: says crackhead
Micheal: I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED
Mykull when he is told he will be seventeen forever: “I get five years older”
*So he has admitted to being 12*
*But when Poki told him his crown was for 5 year olds*
*HE SAID HE WAS CONFUSED*
Variable age, it's like variable font, fitting for the context but for age
Thank you. I can speak for everyone when I say this is the better version on the vlogs.
2:19 What magic spell do you think we are on (Michael) *SALARY*
The fact that this may or may not be the moments when mykull actually fell in love with lily
This is truly all we need from the Japan vlog
Honestly thank you for this
This is how you know people are starved for Michael reeves content.
Why i can hear Doki doki theme music in the background XD
Degaq Georgiev Yeah i hear it too
It's there
Thanks, I wanted this
New about offline tv before but didn't really bother watching but when micheal joined i now love everysingle person there
Poki’s vlog but only the good parts
Small YT man 40 subs bro you showed up to my Recommended
This is what we needed
Omg its the content machine
0:42 thought she had a gun pointed at her head in the background
She got shot later...
Ah, foreshadowing
“If we eat this we are also forever 17.”
Michael: I get five years older!
Michael is the spark of every OfflineTV video he's in
michael is the cutest
Pokimane knows what her audience wants and thats anyone who isn't pokimane