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Those carrots are grown specifically for canning in soup, and for boiling in soups, because they are in general so tough that they will not fall apart, even after hours of cooking. Thus they are specially grown for the food trade as a vegetable that you can boil all you like, and it will not fall apart, or go soft. Raw they are like eating wood sticks.
So you're saying you could put these into a wood lathe and make a set of chair legs?
@@Crosshair84 whoa I'd like to see that. Carrot chair lol
@@zolfirthedragon chairrot
@@starpanda25 ...Full honesty my brain skipped a beat reading your reply and I thought you typed 'chariot' and was much confused how said war wagon was relevant to the topic at hand.
...I applaud your knowing of random facts. Would ye happen to know the name of this breed of carrot?
3:01 "Tiny rabbit is obsessed with giant girlfriend who's 4 times his size."
This is the proof that size doesn't matter.
Well, she might be indifferent to him 🤣
@@13thMaiden read that article and im pretty sure they're at least friends
@@13thMaiden yep, checked it
they're actually a couple if you can call it that
For the Covelli family, a house is not a home without a rabbit - but luckily, there’s plenty of bunny to go around with Lilly Sunshine there. Weighing in at 16 pounds, Lilly is the family’s 3-year-old Flemish giant bunny who spends most of her time snuggling with her boyfriend, Romeo.
Size matters a little. Ask your mom😂
Sorry❤
@@maxwellmortimermontoure7274 i dont need to ask her, she's an already good example on size
For all my fellow giants, may I suggest that next time you need to fly on an airplane, you sit in the emergency exit row. It has far more leg room and all you have to do to sit there is say that you are able open the emergency door if needed. Which, if you are a giant, is no problem.
How often does anyone actually NEED to fly? Fuck air travel. It should be banned outright.
@Bob Smith But there's almost always a screaming baby (or three) in the extra legroom seats.
Everytime I see people that tall I know it must be uncomfortable sitting in any crowded seat💀
@@cursed-cat9126 I'm 6'2 and on the larger side (220lbs), size 16 footwear. I'm borderline uncomfortable in most public transportation with knee room varying from already rubbing the front seat to having to push my legs upwards and backwards. My car's driver's seat is adjusted all the way back and down. While I'm kinda large, I can't even begin to comprehend the struggles of people bigger than me. Must suck being uncomfortable pretty much everywhere. The whole world must feel child sized lol
6' 10" 500 lbs. Leg room might be ok but I wouldn't fit in the seat.
2:05 "There's a f_____ pillow pet outside." What an underappreciated post, considering what pillow pets look like.
Pretty sure that was Hank the tank
@@theenderdestruction2362 Hank the tank, huh? Never heard of him, but if he looks like that, then DANG DAT IS ONE CHONKY BOI!
@@sabrielelliott2427hank is a chonky boy
Can i just say how much i appreciate the not glorification of obese animals and not laughing at people who as said in the video, might be in pain because of some of these conditions. Thank you Robin, and the rest of the emkay team, for being sympathetic.
Spend less time dying your hair blue and more time being coherent.
@@shes.aheadofyou if you weren't so triggered you could have easily enjoyed my humor.
While this argument kicks off, may I remind you three to drink a glass of milk a day for strong bones
@@ders972 humor? That's what you call making fun of a person's hair color? The same joke that's been made 4,000,000x over is supposed to be funny? Come up with something better and maybe someone could enjoy your "humor".
@@shes.aheadofyou perception is a reflection of self. I don't give a hoot about what the op looks like. The thing that jumped out was the unnatural blue hair so it filled the need of something that could be replaced. Relax, I don't care what color you think is wacky and original to dye your hair while failing to focus on not eating way too much butter and sugar.
"Chubby little lizard boy" sounds like an NSA trigger word
“Wait a minute, YOURE A SPY”
“CHUBBY LITTLE LIZARD BOY! CHUBBY LITTLE LIZARD BOY!”
“Huh? Wha-“
*corpse drops on the floor*
Or an email from Podesta you'd find on wikileaks
3:05 Sadly they shot Freya because people kept ignoring government warnings and kept getting close to her endangering themselves.
They SHOT HER????
People need to stop messing with wild animals.. poor Freya...
And she kinda sank a few small boats too but yes.
Sounds like the people should have been shot at, would certainly make them realize they were in danger
Had they shot one of the idiot humans instead, I'm sure that would have had the same effect. Not saying it would have had to be a killshot for the human...
Or how about letting an idiot win the Darwin award? Mess around and find out.
But no. Sadly, poor Freya was killed instead.
As someone who's parents raise KuneKune pigs, I can confirm those things are fucking horrifyingly strong, and scream like the spawn of the 9th layer of hell when being fed.
Although granted all pigs scream like freaking demons when they’re being fed so it’s not mutually exclusive to one species🤣 it’s just a pig way of becoming excited I guess the right word would be
5:56 ... The absolute unit wasn't just the baby, that mother must have been hulking that day cause MY GAWD
That baby must've doubled the height and weight of the mother holy shit
Yeah like holy shit what fucking monstro came from
Yeah, the mom must've been absolutely hulking, for sure. That baby easily looks like a 5 year old kid! 😳 He might be a hulk size by now.
Sadly, wasn't Freya the Walrus killed because people wouldn't leave her alone?
Yeah she did unfortunately.
Yes and her only crime was being herself
sadly yes 😔
Yeah, rather than relocate her they decided she was too much of a danger cause she kept sinking boats. It was really controversial and sad 😢 (she kept going on to boats cause ppl kept feeding her)
Rip😔
As a guy who lives in the place with the McSpaghetti, you probably do not want to try McSpaghetti.
Based on the pricing, that unit's probably in the Philippines and his size is further accentuated by how short we are. As for why you probably won't want the McSpaghetti, Filipinos make our spaghetti sweet.
It was also discontinued everywhere else!
Why is sweet spaghetti no good though?
Sweet spaghetti? I can’t even imagine what that would taste like….
@@JJ-ml7pq basically if you take the sweetest tomato minus its tangy/sour taste and add cheese plus some hotdogs to it or better yet, tomato sauce with sweet condensed milkd
@@tyroneemba5893 Sounds like it's a cheap sweet chili student alternative, minus the spice.
3:15 the story of Freya is actually pretty sad, she was killed because people wouldn't stop harassing her, even though Freya was not an immediate threat
7:24 about the McSpaghetti, I'm guessing that's in the Philippines. Probably the most popular type of pasta over here, especially with kids. Also, the prices seem to check out after subtracting a few years of inflation.
Kendrick's bodyguard is an absolute mountain of a man, but that picture is also helped by the fact that Kendrick himself is like 5'5"
@5:11 that was Yuki the wolf dog,he unfortunately passed away back in 2020 room blood cancer.
7:31 94p for McSpegettie, well thats the Philippines.
1pc Chicken McDo with Fries (Spicy) [A] ₱108.00
1pc Chicken McDo with Mushroom Soup (Original) [B] ₱125.00
1pc Chicken McDo with Mushroom Soup (Spicy) [B] ₱128.00
1pc Chicken McDo (Original) [C] ₱95.00
1pc Chicken McDo (Spicy) [C] ₱98.00
1pc Mushroom Pepper Steak ₱69.00
2pc Mushroom Pepper Steak ₱90.00
Chicken Katsu ₱90.00
McSpaghetti with Drink ₱64.00
McSpaghetti Solo ₱56.00
McSpaghetti with Burger McDo and Drink ₱95.00
Yeah they have soem different things on their menu.
Those carrots reminds me of the time I returned home from the grocery store with an absolute unit of a pointed cabbage. It weighed 2.8kg. After dividing it out into more managable portions, I had cabbage for about a week and a half.
Edit: For reference, after a quick google search, 800-1500 grams in weight is the normal range.
Wow, these were interesting, not commonly seen ones, and the narration was spot on: funny, scared, reproachful, and awed, which is what absolute units are all about!
As well as respectful! Robin both 1) said that the "chonk" animal trend is animal abuse and not funny, and 2) said that while the people are funnily tall/large, he mostly just hopes they aren't in pain from their conditions
Robin is great
"Its called animal abuse"
Me: you're absolutly right
No
@@majesticeagle5461 yes
@@Hiimreggie no
@@majesticeagle5461 yes
@@Hiimreggie your name makes sense
i really fucking hate and will never forgive the norwegian gvt for putting down freya for literally absolutely no reason other than her being her best self.
An Animal encroaching on territory that is occupied for humans poses a possible threat so they put her down. I don’t support them for it but I understand
The dept. that made the decision has a long statement on their website explaining their reasoning, and it does make sense:
Through on-site observations the past week it was made clear that the public has disregarded the current recommendation to keep a clear distance to the walrus. Therefore, the Directorate has concluded, the possibility for potential harm to people was high and animal welfare was not being maintained.
We have considered all possible solutions (to moving the animal) carefully. We concluded that we could not ensure the animals welfare through any means available, said Director General Frank Bakke-Jensen.
Moving the animal was deliberated thoroughly with the Norwegian Institute of Marine Research.
You should hate the idiots who touristed the pour creature to a point, where they had to step in.
@@emray372 I mean... they could have hired security (Coast Patrol? Animal Control?) To chase off and arrest people who tried to interact with the animals.
She wasn't the only animal in the area, and reports indicate that the fucking braindead shits that fucked with her went on to fuck with other animals in the area after her.
Meaning that eventually they're just going to 'hAvE nO cHoIcE' but to shoot *those* animals next. Because the sort of people too stupid and entitled to not fuck with ONE animal aren't going to leave the REST alone. They aren't the ones suffering the consequences, so they're going to just keep getting animals killed because the Norwegian government chose the *easy* fix.
They didn't have a 'well thought out' or 'well explained' explanations. They went "let's take the easy option and give it a half-assed justification because we know that people will eat whatever shit we come up with to excuse not cracking down on people messing with animals."
Seriously. If you're gonna say "lOoK iT uP," then _YOU_ should look up the fact they didn't solve any of the fucking problems. Idiots immediately went to doing the same exact shit to other animals.
Don't make excuses for victimizing animals to defend fucking entitled idiots. It's pathetic, and is generally a good indicator that *you're* the sort of person they were 'protecting' by killing an animal for being harrassed.
@@alchemysaga3745 You are aware, i found it on their websites. if you have a problem with them, dont take it out on me. Go call them up and scream at them.
7:08
Jesus is not crusiF*CKING AROUND
those are some massive carrots
ayo
No it’s average😢
@@hiimsammy1428 if that's average then mine is minuscule
show up at checkout with lube and one of these bad boys
@@Anothe_random_guy 😅
He might be a scary puppy, but he's still a puppy. I've owned pitbulls my whole adult life. Weimaraners as a child. And every single one of my dogs has been overly loving and sweet. Never once has any of my dogs bit anyone.
So long as they’re trained, any dog can be a good dog :) And, in contrast, any dog can be aggressive or violent when conditioned to be so
@@yikesmydude5641 fully agreed!! I used to do dog training, and I never met a dog that was inherently mean. Only insecure scared dogs, or dogs that were over compensating for their owners lack of direction and leadership.
@@yikesmydude5641 Any dog can be aggressive, but pitbulls and rottweilers are strong enough to kill people. This is like saying "any animal can be dangerous, that's why I have a tiger at home".
Just some big luvo babies
Fun fact: they actually shaved “shrek the sheep” and now keep the fur in the national gallery of Australia, saw it in year 6 when I went on my Canberra camp.
These guys really are units, just like the editors over at Emkay for working so hard to make these videos for us!
4:07 that is the single most beautiful horse I've ever seen
Starts to have modern warfare flashbacks
With the way that cabbage looked, the first thing that ran through my mind was the quote from Little Shop of Horrors "Feed me, Seymour!"
9:39 Probably perfect for polycules... as long as nobody is snoring too loud.
All of these giant fluffy cats look like Norwegian Forest Cats, or Skogkatt. They're a natural breed dating back to the vikings (seen in their mythology pulling Freya's chariot, for example) and also believed to have been bred separately to give us the Maine Coon. That breed almost went extinct during WW2 and is extremely friendy and quiet despite their size.
You know with that chef you don't need any Secret service in your cafeteria
every cat that look like Ron perlman is definitely bigger then any other cat
Pretty sure those are Maine Coons
@@thePhoenixQueen ron perlman cat look like breed
@@thePhoenixQueen yea, they have that maine coon face and main coons are HUGEEEE
looks like a gigacat
You know i didn't expect much from this sub but god damn was it funny, and robins delivery made it even better. Thanks robin!
I though McSpaghetti was a universal menu item, never thought it was a regional menu item instead.
McPoutine too
Edit bc I forgot to put something in: Canada put cheese and gravy on fries and gave it a name, so poutine is ours
So, you either live in Orlando, Florida, or you live in the Philippines.
I think every McDonalds has its own set of unique items based on the country it is in.
@@crossfire2045 Sadly in Australia, we don't have the McUpsidedown or the McKangaroo (at least where I live anyway)
@@Goose88 All the spiders ate all of them, of course
2:33 pretty sure that's Kingpin in disguise! D:
Veri muc
9:58 the way he said "might as well have a giant" made me laugh so hard XDD
6:21 this cat is a descendant of the dwarfs
The cat's fur makes it look like it has a moustache
Wich reminds me of kaiser wilhelm II's
2:19 Cocaine Bear vs Australia Spider
Who would win?
What would Happen If we combined them together
@@bkCheezburgor OH SNHIT
I'm a member of a subreddit called r/wolvesarebigyo and it's all about giant wolves and most of them are total babies. It's adorable and I love that subreddit a lot. I'd love if emkay would cover it
5:45 I expect to get "Yo mama so fat" jokes for Robin in the future
7:25 In the Philippines, McDo offer sweet spaghetti, for just 1.14$
The giant dog at 5:09 is called an English Mastiff. They are truly gentle giants; I own one named Bella, ten years old and a lazy slobber monster!
9:28 that looks like the chef of total drama island
Yeah, the Alaskan King sized bed is 108"x108" (9ft by 9ft or 274.32cm by 274.32cm if you're not a heathen). They're massive beds, and frankly I think they were made just to peeve off California and Texan king owners. Alaskan's are kinda big on that, LOL.
4:00 real life juggernaut
Uncensored “Fuck” found at 3:47
I love pointing these out whenever I hear them. It’s like a game of where Waldo
0:56 I would join a cult to worship that cat.
pure definition of giga cat
0:08 don't tell me what to do... *five minutes later* OUCH, I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ROBIN
📸🤨
@@lazar1536 gonna cost you a smaller carrot if you're gonna take a photo
Was the soup you Made too hot
@@bkCheezburgor oh you innocent, innocent cheezit
@@vnkn0wn_vSeR-420 he inhaled the carrot?
My uncensored robin collection is getting THICC
Let's add 3:47 to the pile! Let's fucking do this!
He said it so fast the editors left it in 💀
6:49 guy on the left looks like senator Armstrong
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Chonk was funny until people started doing it on purpose for Internet points, that's animal abuse. If you've adopted an animal rescued from such an abuse case and the picture is a Before shot from before the start of the animal's rehabilitation, that's another story.
This subreddit is entirely dedicated to the gigachads of size and strength + god skill and intellectual skill on the leaderboard of strength for earth.
Edit: woah I'm cool
Edit 2: woah I'm cooler
Edit 3: woah I'm coolerer
Hey Baby girl
@@denis2381 Ayo?
Hey Baby girl
@@denis2381 listen here, Denis. I will not tolerate sexual harassment/sexual inducement. Please do not continue what you are doing and stop at this line. You have been behaving inappropriately across Emkay's comment section and I do wish you stop right here. Who knows how many times you broke the 4th wall. Who knows? Just stop.
@@tapwater_ Same reason as Denis, Çesme Suyu. I will not put up with this.
The McSpaghetti thing is in the Philippines. If you're wondering why there is a McSpaghetti, it's another case of foreign companies trying to adapt to local customs. Jollibee (which originated in the Philippines btw) normally serves spaghetti, which means in order to compete, McDonald's also had to serve spaghetti. This is also the reason why the other dishes have rice.
As for the taste, it's decent imo. I don't often eat the McSpaghetti, mostly because I only go to McDonald's to eat the nuggets (since Jollibee doesn't have them.)
Hahaha I literally just finished making a similar comment.
at my local McDonald’s the spaghetti tastes.. like Italian spaghetti, in ph we have really sweet spaghetti so this is kinda out of place, still decent imo
The kid with the 4 gallon jug has serious big brain.
Little mans got life figured out, respect
That gecko do be lookin THICK
You've handled that "Zubr" pronounciation almost perfect, Comrade Robin!
pronunciation*
@@BCAndCB 🤓
0:06
Why shouldn't I put them together like those markers in elementary school
I'm gonna do what I'm thinking with those carrots ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'm gonna make stir fry!! What were you thinking?
Carrot cake.
I was thinking veggies, mash potatoes and sausages man
A nice beef stew.
Just half of one of those carrots is enough to make enough beef stew for the family.
3:01
Just cut em in to real thin slices dont know why i like carrots with rice but only if they're cut thin....
Robin gushing over the fat gecko was the highlight of my day
1:20 manute bol is the second tallest nba player of all time at 7'7", he might have also been the oldest but the tribe he lived at didnt measure age, he could have been 51 when he last played
7:14 definitely philippines
2:29 he looks so proud!
0:50 MY CABBAGES!
3:17 sadly freya was put down recently
NOOO
The toad was a Centurion in Caesar's Legion who died in the First Battle of Hoover Dam on the 15th of June, 2277. Rest in Peace.
2:08
I have seen this bear in person. It is on display in Lexington, KY at a place called Kentucky for Kentucky, and that shiny pendant around its neck is a placard identifying it as "Pablo Escobear."
Pablo Escobear - 💀💀
Props to the editing team, who had to censor so much.
Idk if this has been pointed out there but the man went to a McDonalds in the Philippines. He absolutely towered over the lady since we Filipinos aren't really known to be tall.
Fun fact: The cocaine bear is getting a movie where he apparently goes on a rampage. He didn't actually do that. But he was found with his stomach full of cocaine, however only a few grams made it into his system.
His name is Pablo Escobear. He was taxidermied where he lived in a town called Catahoochie (yes...) And was later bought by American country singer, Waylon Jennings. He now is on display at a mall in Kentucky.
I don't think he should have been stuffed, and I feel bad for him having gotten into the drugs overdosing. But the overall story is pretty wild and amusing.
4:00 I'm dissatisfied with how little of a reaction he had
Ikr had to keep rewinding it to even see the guy
7:25 the McSpaghetti is served in the Philippines. Filipino spaghetti is sweeter and the sauce has hotdogs in it! It's one of my favorite foods ever
That thumbnail is what Pekora meant, when she said she weighs 3 carrots
@2:24 that's hulk,the world's biggest pitbull
4:44 for size comparison a person is about as big as one of those turrets
Robin being scared of that sweet doggo (looks like a Dogue De Bordeaux, like hooch from turner & hooch) makes me sad. Bully breeds are misunderstood 😢
8:15
Actually, looking at it again, those look more like pitt bull pups.
Pit bulls - if handled correctly by a good human and not some asshole - are the sweetest things, too.
That's 8:40 with the scary doggo
The narrator can be so happy one minute and then just go on a rant
5:20 Fenrir?
Yes
bro just said ok to the doom slayer for the police department like its a boring picture
7:38 I don't see enough people talking about this one, honestly that otter is very Thick, and O LAWD SHE COMIN they don't need to apologize, it's very true 😌
My cat is an absolute unit. He weighs 16 pounds, takes up our entire coffee table, and we can find no cat harness that will fit him. It's not fat. My cat is just extremely buff.
i want pictures of your cat
@@TantalumPolytope i don't know how i'd share them but here is extra description: we have a cat tree, pretty big, about as tall as a 5 drawer cabinet. he doesn't fit on it. so we got him a shoebox he can sleep in and everytime he crawls in there, it creaks and stretches. even when we found him on the street, he was like almost as big as me. and that was when he was a flipping skeleton. then again he could seem big to me because our other cat is 8 pounds and 1 year old. tl;dr: our cats have cartoonish proportions
1:30 The name “Chaim” is pronounced “HY-am.” The letter that is transliterated as “Ch” in Hebrew doesn’t exist in our language. The closest approximation we can get is the gutteral sound at the end of the Scottish word “loch.”
@5:21: That is, more than likely, a Czechoslovakian Wolfdog. They are an intentional crossbreed of German Shepherds with Carpathian grey wolves.
Oh come on now hulk's a big sweetheart. I mean you don't go surprising dude, make sure he's cool with you first but generally pitbulls are super chill once they don't take you as a threat.
7:00 Norway Loki's private porn collection photo revealed
I can't put into words how much I love this subreddit
The distain for just having to read that a cop was even in this compilation, really paints how far left Robin really is. Surprised there wasn’t Elon musk hate also in this video
The Mcspagehtti can only be found in Orlando, Florida, and in the Philippines, where it's considered a staple menu item. Hope you read this comment and hope it helped.
"Officer Bane, Tulsa PD, now put your hads behind your back...or I will break it."
4:49 if you think thats scary, check out the Soviet Lun-class ekranoplan. Interesting stuff.
0:12 if i remember correctly from original post, this gecko eats spill whey protein powder
7:47 bro likes leg day 💀
Guy looks like the bicycle guy from Triplets of Bellville
Bro looks like leg day💀
I looked between the legs and wth, my eyes are probably broken cause i see that differently
@@idobadjokes2830 you're not alone 😂
Michael D. Higgins is the greatest man alive, he may be 81 years old, born in limerick which is also called shank city and is 1.63 m, but he is the best president Ireland has had, we idolize him, to the point of creepiness like there is tea cozies (which are knitted things to go over your teas pot), sock, shirts, most likely underwear, posters of him someone most likely has him plastered over their car and walls, there is so much merchandise of him it's odd.
Oh god I just realized how fucked up this sounds
Remember to stay hydrated, folks
Screw you i threw up because i drank too much water
i feel honored to share a name with a unit of a squirrel
0:28 its used to put together the Ikea stores.
4:00 That is one of the main charators side kick in every Episode ever
6:36 YOU SURE GETTING HIT IN THE WEAK SPOT HURTS MORE THEN PREGNANCY NOW?
Not everyone the size of Andre the Giant has those problems, but most do. Andre had heart problems and a very bad back. Likely knee and foot problems, too. But he was the kindest of humans.
6:13 Chonky prophecy 🐯
1:24 bruh, when I was a kid the container you brought it had to fit within like a cardboard hole and my family brought a small bucket we were sharing that was within the size limit and we didn't even fill it more than half and they made us pay because it wasn't allowed apparently. That kid must have went to a 7-11 where the people are actually nice
As somebody who lives in new Zealand, I can say we have the weirdest and largest animals lol.