Whenever I hear “You fool,” my mind automatically adds, “You blongus. You absolute utter clampongus.” I think of the phrase to myself often. I don’t know why this in particular sticks with me but it does
And I thought fast food workers were supposed to bottle up their resentment towards nearly every customer because to do otherwise would be considered unprofessional by the very same customers they resent
Pausing to consider the consequences of my actions and then proceeding to do the dumb thing I was doing half way through that thought is something I've done on many occasions. Meme man=relatable protagonist.
My dad had no utter concerns. He kept watching TV while meanwhile I had been going through a dying fit, which including loads of wheezing. The citizen who touched the orb nearly caused my death because he didn't think about the consequences of his actions.
So, In the TCU (Timotainment Cinematic Universe), would it be safe to assume that the cylinder here is related to the Facts narrator, or are they the same entity?
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I have never felt more intimidated by an orange cylinder.
Haha 69 number
I liek long boi
He long
AH
Oh no, it’s o r a n g
*W E A L S O A C C E P T T I P S*
Teacher: There are no mistakes when you are learning, don't feel afraid to try
Teacher when your answer is wrong: 0:45
So true
You fool.
You blongus.
You absolute utter clampongus.
@@cupofspiders5830 Think about the consequences of your actions.
@@MKTB22 we also accept tips
Y O U A B S O L U T E U T T E R C L A M P O N G U S
They say touching the orb is a violatation of code -̜̹̀9̞̩̼͉̀9̫̰̲
_Please enter your violation code_
Įø~□
_but can you do this_
Girrrrrrllll
Some Guy like T̨̗̦̯͛ͫ҉̢ Ḩ̠͉̕̕ Ḯ̡͍̖̪͙͜͞ S͐ͬ ?
What's the voice of the orange cylinder?
I kind of like it
It's one of the male voices on acepela box I think just lower quality
sounds like jevil
sounds like a dsi
Brownskikuca Garlic Bread His name is UK - Charles from Natural Readers. He also voiced Han-Tyumi in Murder of the Universe.
Shut it Sig
That’s no orb, that’s just a regular spherical object.
That's the orb
Dobry Człowiek no I don’t think so. That’s just a regular sphereical object.
@@dobryczowiek7866 Yeah that’s just a regular spherical object
@@doomguy4618 no, it's circle in =|¶sl÷|∆\ dimension
No. That right there is a 4d hyper spherical object from the r dimension
*Touches orb*
"Why do I hear boss music?"
"*Boss 2 starts playing*"
_u w0t m8_
Orange Cylinder has awoken!
You fool. You blongus. You utter clampongus.
@@dibeedus4250 Think about the consequences of your actions.
My new favorite insult is "you absolute utter clampongus"
Good to see I’m not the only one who loves that line
You blongus
press j and you can hear it forever
Someone will anger someone in here just to use that line
I prefer blongus, rolls off the tongue
Whenever I hear “You fool,” my mind automatically adds, “You blongus. You absolute utter clampongus.” I think of the phrase to myself often. I don’t know why this in particular sticks with me but it does
Meme man’s back to destroying countless dimensions and showing no regards for his actions
how rude
He’s like a funnier Rick
He’s becoming untrustworthy
Yee
Sir Flemeington You don’t know it, but you set yourself up for something
I love how he insults meme man and then asks for a tip
That's gotta be the most fast food thing in history
32 likes and no comments? Let me fix that
And I thought fast food workers were supposed to bottle up their resentment towards nearly every customer because to do otherwise would be considered unprofessional by the very same customers they resent
orb industries has renamed to literalky nothing industries
Haha yes
you fool you blongus you absolute utter clampongus.
*BROTHER?*
Hol up
Meme Man *_think about the consequenses of your actions_*
egg
egg
@@Timotainment egg
@Cyranek egg
@@Timotainment egg
@Cyranek egg
Touching the orb results in [[{VOID~ORB~ERROR~37.exe]]}. Think before you touch, kids
* touches kids without thinking*
This error is a serious one, it even makes brackets mismatch
*T O U C H*
t○uch the ○
We need more of cylinder. He's my favorite character now.
“Yeah, um, can I get a... large orb?”
You absolute utter clampongus
You're litterally the first person I'd like to mute on TH-cam
Boneless orb
No
○rb machine br○ke.
I like how the cylinder teaches a life lesson right after leveling his ego-shattering slew of reprimanding insults. he is a shanpe of culture.
10 secrets Silicon Valley doesn’t want you to know.
I accidentally insulted someone by saying
“You Fool
You Blongus
You Absolute Utter Clampongus”
And now they all think I’m insane.
Help
Please
You're on your own
You Fool
You Blongus
You Absolute Utter Clampongus
@@fox-milessavioroffoxes3782 _T h i n k a b o u t t h e c o n s e q u e n s e s o f y o u r a c t i o n s ._
@@hatkid5694 do you have your soul back yet
@@ultravince_xxi we also accept tips
orb spelled backwards is *bro*
Ooooorb
Bruh
Finding Despacito brooooooooo
now that should be the most liked comment
*_orb bro_*
*EVERY MOVIE EVER*
Side Character: Do Not touch this, it could end in a disaster and you will probably die.
Main Character: Ha Ha. Touch go *BRRRRRRR*
Ah yes, the main character is a man of culture :v
You have now officially become one with the orb by touching it.
Haha.
I guess i am now one with the like button on this comment.
"Absolute utter clampongus" is now my favorite insult
"we also accept tips" **video ends**
Wegetel gon crazz now
Did some carbon based life form just say
*OR🅱️?*
Ecchiboy Anime and Gaming yes. O R B!
*S R O N C H E S*
Ecchiboy Anime and Gaming S C R O N C H
*S C R O N C H*
no, i said
🅾r🅱
Man your like ratios are too epic
im sorry, 1 like per hour.
ay
I’m sorry, only 10 likes per year
Yes so good onc
Yoshikage Kira/Killer Queen: *Hmm. It seems like someone has similar powers than mine.*
"Please don't touch the orb"
How 'bout I do anyway?
“In the future, humour will be randomly generated”
I'm gonna start using "clampongus" on a daily basis now
I have a feeling that someone could show this to your everyday school class full of 11 year olds about morality and it would do the trick
Orb is just a three dimensional circle
delet this
@@kyucumbear apologies
I am incapable of removing my textbox out of this virtual reality.
@@ciswhitememe hows
Your *_-S T O N K-_*
@@XtremeQuantumSrength405 cool and *_G O O D_*
@@ciswhitememe ORANGE MUST *_STOHMP_*
Hey look, I'm in this!
...orb industries fired me for letting him touch it...
cylinder, why
You fool.... you blongus....YOU ABSOLUTE UTTER CLAMPONGUS
this comes to show that even *T H E G O O D E S T* could be a bl⭕ngus.
bigfoot sandwich meme man is chaotic neutral or chaotic good
@@wellshoot ik that is the lesson
T H E G O O D E S T
And an absolute utter clamp⭕️ngus
Memes DO teach you important lessons about life and shapes and learning stuff!
WHO'S THE BLONGUS NOW, MOM?!?!?!
you fool
you blongus
you absolute utter clampongus
The voice actor for Cylinder would be a shoo-in for the upcoming Red vs. Blue Season 6. It is 2007, after all.
0:45 me when my friend spells ICUP
Can I touch the orb? Please bro just one touch.
bro is just orb backwards
@@thetato1273 underrated comment
No u
Can i touch the bro? Please orb just one touch
No
“You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongus”
It appears that I have touched the orb
You Fool
You Blongus
You Absolute Utter Clampongus
Pausing to consider the consequences of my actions and then proceeding to do the dumb thing I was doing half way through that thought is something I've done on many occasions. Meme man=relatable protagonist.
"You fool you blongus you absolute utter clampongus" imma use it as an insult from now on
0:45 is probably among my favorite parts in all of surreal memes
Amazing plotline, very good characters, the way it led up to the ending nobody expected, 10/10
What i hear: "Think about the concequences of your actions"
What i think: *"DON'T YOU KNOW THAT.. **_YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONCEQUENCES???!!"_*
I touched the floor, well that help?
yes, it helped the *well.*
Meme Man: maybe I should consider the consequ-
Also Meme Man : T O U C C H
Maybe I should consider the effects of my decisions to me and my surroundings before I commit to an action that cannot be fully undone.
*TOUCH*
A bad orb is called a *borb*
*”you fool”*
*”you blongus”*
*YOU ABSOLUTE UTTER CLAMPONGUS*
Welcome to Evelyn’s Corn Shoppe we sell all things corn, like corn flavored medicine
Flour made from corn
Corn juice
Corn Sauce too
0:22 the hidden look inside a child's thought path before they get into trouble
Heccin fricc Meme Man, you can't just touch the O R B whenever you feel
No matter how stupid this can get there always a bit of wholesomeness deep inside
Theory: The orb was warming, and Meme Man burned to scronching upon touching it. He is now in an orbless afterlife.
he protecc
he attack
but most importanly
*he absolute champongus*
By touching the orb you are committing a sin
I do not want to commit sin. I want to commit cos. How do I commit cos?
@@alessandroceloria Adjacent over hypotenuse
Nobody:
Meme Man: touching the orb
What did we learn today?
*_Y E S_*
“You fool, you blongus, you absolute utter clampongis.” -Orange Cylinder
Look Pat, It’s the Orb of Confusion!
Jake G.
Duuuuuhhhhhh
Uuuggghhhhhhhhhhhh
Uuuuuhhhhhhuhhh
Ddduuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhgggg
That guy when Meme man touched the orb: "A N G E R Y!"
0:22 Maybe I should consider the effect of my decisions to me and my surroundings before I commit to an action that cannot be *_TOUCH_*
Asian tourists visiting museums in the West and seeing all the exhibits surrounded by security: 0:22
That was 60 seconds of pure genius
My Math Teacher when I get something wrong
0:46
“And where is the orb?”
“It’s in the hole”
*DUUUUUUUNNN*
"GOD, how deep even is this thing?"
*Drops a mug*
Meme man: "That was my favourite mug. Now it's in the hole."
*DUUUUUUUNNN*
Imagine your trapped in a perpetual groundhog day but everyone realizes it.
0:46 The Rap Battle
"you fool, you blongus, you absoloute utter clampongus"
im using this in arguments now
“do not touch the orb”
*laughs in orb*
Please do not touch the orb
*Leaves the most dangerous creature that destroyed multiple dimensions*
Touches orb
Don't tell me what to do!
You fool
You blongus
You absolute utter clampongus
Nobody:
My mind at 3am when I’m trying to fall asleep:
when you don't really care about the company you work for and just want tips
They also accept tips if you didn't know.
Warming" see you can touch it since it doesnt say "warning" ITSA A OKEY
My dad had no utter concerns. He kept watching TV while meanwhile I had been going through a dying fit, which including loads of wheezing. The citizen who touched the orb nearly caused my death because he didn't think about the consequences of his actions.
Classic meme man, always causing trouble.
Oh, the video is exactly one minute?
Ah yes.
Enslaved *perfection*
that orange cylinder sounds like my english teacher
Wow, the cylinder guy was so chill after meme man touched the orb.
pondering the orb before it was cool
new vocabulary i will add in my normal speech:
You fool.
You blongus.
You utterly absolute clamplongus.
-Touch- *_T A A P_*
I quote "you fool you blongus you absolute utter clampongus" far too often
Girls in biology class: "ewww thats gross im not touching that"
Boys in biology class: 0:31
>The punishment for touching the orb is you can only touch it once
That's horrible what if someone else wanted to touch it
So, In the TCU (Timotainment Cinematic Universe), would it be safe to assume that the cylinder here is related to the Facts narrator, or are they the same entity?
0:46
We all neeed this one
C L A M P O G O U S
i swear when he said touch so suddenly it felt like a jumpscare
How could you make a video about orbs and not mention *_Orbama_*
Orb facts.
Orb Fact 1: -please do not touch the orb-
orb fact 2: --
Literally noone:
2019: This
New favorite insult:you absolute utter clampongus.
Atheist explain this
welcome to orb industries....
here is the orb
DO NOT TOUCH THE ORB
Not very cool and good of you meme man😤👊
I would never do anything to uh...
Oh wait my hand is already on there.
Stretching the video to 1 minute for AD REVENUE😡😡😡
Smh people these days
When he said
*_"T O U C H"_* whilst considering what might happen it surprisingly made me
_f r i g h t e n._