I love the idea of an uneducated barbarian who gets a Speak With Animals potion, and then just assumes all the animals are Druids because they can talk.
Astarion was literally genetically engineered in a test tube to appeal to gay people and it's so funny watching the LG TV community falling for him instantly
Hey man, some people's phones have some wonky spellcheck. Mine like's to use two '' for possessives and capitalize random letters midword. Just now it autocorrected capitalize into Capitol Ize.
@@DamnDaimenIs your keyboard set to type in English? Mine does the same thing when I have it set for Spanish. It really likes to make “maybe” into “May Bee” for some reason.🙃
Aw, the terms and services are actually fun (there's a paragraph where you agree to not sell your soul to any other otherworldly beings of demonic, fae, or draconic origin for example).
1. I like that they refer to the TOS as “The Pact” 2. 2:48, you can see a part on the “Fan Art” section that basically says that, while there are rules, they also like cool art and “might give special perks.” It’s the “Bribe The DM” clause!
Well technically it depends on who your contracted to weather it’s written down. If it’s a devil oh yeah it’s a contract CONTRACT. That shit is written. A fae or eldritch pack eh maybe not so much
Wait! The fact that there's an options to see genitals means that someone had to animate the genitals! There is a Genital Animator who worked on this game!
17:20 Character creation 55:20 Guardian character creation 1:07:30 Game continues 1:34:00 Voxer just throwing the armor is funny to me😂 2:10:13 Voxer playing the drum 2:27:40 Meeting Astarion 2:43:25 Meeting Gale (I love this guy too,he funny❤😄) 3:03:05 Going back to kiss the Mind Flare😅 3:28:35 PUNY BOOK, VOXER SMASH!💥 3:33:45 VOXER SMASH DOOR💥 3:43:05 Knowing more about Gale 4:37:30 How they SHOULD'VE got in😂 4:44:25 Freeing Lae'zel 5:08:30 Voxer growls at a squirrel😆😆 5:54:20 Partnering up with Wyll 6:01:40 Gale is a dork🥹
Poor Astarion. The Barbarian insists on standing before him and picking EVERY lock himself. And mostly even succeeding. Must be excruciating to watch as the party's only rogue
Streamers have an abusive relationship with Twitch. They read and fully comprehend the ToS, and know that nudity and sex is fine if its a minor aspect of a video game, yet avoid the content anyway because they aren’t sure if Twitch will freak out regardless and kill their entire livelihood.
Holy shit, I had no idea Sazza could help you against the sneaky goblin group underground. (insert a 'this game has so much alternative content' revelation, and I mean it: )
YESSSSS I been waiting for this to get unloaded, i dont understand how people can always catch streams of so many different streamers..lol So glad you upload them ♥ I also wonder how long it takes her to realize that Karmatic Dice are on by default and is the culprit behind her many critical fails and misses lol.
lmao i love your energy, i can’t play this game yet and i’ve been trying to live vicariously through streams but i know i’m never going to leave character creation and i’ll make the painful ff14 mistake of creating like a dozen alts 😂
XD My second character is a goth himbo Chad half elf that I made with a friend. It was so much fun to create, so seeing you say it's twink or himbo is so funny cus I thought that too.
Bg3 is deffinitly a fun ride Also Fun fact: Ranger's are the most wrongly played Class in the entire 5E lifetime Everyone spammed garbage Ranger exclusive spell like Hunters Mark(Which is equally bad to Warlock's Hex when you unlock 2nd spell slot and above) and ignoring the fact Ranger has the same good spell list as Druids
_looks at Ranger's class features, then at Druid's_ You know, I think that's because people who wanted to play Druids... Well... Played Druids. As it turns out, the fact that Ranger's class features often suck doesn't exactly help the fact their exclusive spells are even worse. Like, let's just talk capstone features (even if most of us will never get to see them, but I'm making a point). Druids get to wildshape at will, and can choose to just not care about Verbal, Somatic and most Material spell components, including while wildshaped. Wizards get one daily free use of one of their 3rd and 4th level spells. Rogues get to go "Nuh-uuuuuuuuuh" and Nat20 on a roll once per short rest at no cost. Artificers get +6 to all saving throws and the ability to cheat death six times a day. Barbarians get +4 to their Strength and Constitution score *and* maximum... And Rangers get to add their _Wisdom_ modifier to one attack _or_ damage rolls against three creature types. Their _Wisdom_ modifier. Yeah. P.S this is more me ranting about how WOTC didn't exactly design Ranger well, bashing on them rather than the class. My group's ranger is awesome... In spite of WOTC's design decisions and because our DM helped rebalance some shit. He didn't have to do that with any of the other base game classes and the only other class he had to do that on was a homebrew class one of my fellow players (who eventually got kicked for various reasons including borderline main character syndrome) brought that was way too fucking strong.
Hex is good in some cases tbf. Scorching Blast / Triple Agonizing Blast + Hex racks up some nice damage pretty consistently. Since Hunter's Mark is concentration, you can't even combine it with Swift Quiver. Hell, if you're a sorcelock, you can do all do Agonizing Blast as an action, Scorching Blast as a bonus action and (assuming you cast Hex prior) deal like 5d6 for a 1st-level slot.
Ranger in Pathfinder is really good tbh. You basically mark one dude nonmagically (PF2E Ranger is not a spellcaster btw) and can choose to be really accurate against them, deal extra damage once per turn or gain a bonus to AC and skill checks against them. They're basically hunter / tracker assassins.
@@collindouglas8188 yeah, also, another thing to note. D&D Ranger's class features... Basically do not interract with their spells. Meanwhile Warlock, who has like... Six Invocations based on Eldritch Blast alone or some such? Can't remember.
I'm very sorry that I seem to not trust Twitch a lot with all the shit that it pulls and I would also still like to upload the content to youtube. The funny 3 seconds of dick and balls is not worth the risk :)
there has already been countless streamers on Twitch and YT that had nudity on, which (according to their explanations) is fine so long as its not the sole focus of whats going on, since its included in the game and the game isnt prohibited its fine. so yeah should definitly keep that on (if u are brave enough and viewers can keep it shut i guess lol) ^^
I love the idea of an uneducated barbarian who gets a Speak With Animals potion, and then just assumes all the animals are Druids because they can talk.
esp since druids also cant talk in their wild shape.
Astarion was literally genetically engineered in a test tube to appeal to gay people and it's so funny watching the LG TV community falling for him instantly
Scientifically proven Tumblr sexyman
LG TV lol
Hey man, some people's phones have some wonky spellcheck. Mine like's to use two '' for possessives and capitalize random letters midword.
Just now it autocorrected capitalize into Capitol Ize.
@@DamnDaimenIs your keyboard set to type in English? Mine does the same thing when I have it set for Spanish. It really likes to make “maybe” into “May Bee” for some reason.🙃
He has made me homophobic, all my homies hate Astarion
Aw, the terms and services are actually fun (there's a paragraph where you agree to not sell your soul to any other otherworldly beings of demonic, fae, or draconic origin for example).
OH THATS CUTE I really shouldve read them
Whoops...
I´m pretty sure my laptop is running on faerie magic at this point, just so I can play BG3, somehow.
@@johnyshadow Well I guess if you already sold your soul you are technically still adhering to the terms.
1. I like that they refer to the TOS as “The Pact”
2. 2:48, you can see a part on the “Fan Art” section that basically says that, while there are rules, they also like cool art and “might give special perks.” It’s the “Bribe The DM” clause!
So, just by playing warlock, i break the rules
Gotta love how the character creator always holds people hostage for far too long
Especially when DND players have nothing but their imagination to cling to their image of their character. Myself included.
Less than hour in, she is in game. Speed ran that shit.
I’ve redone my character no less than 5 times because of the voice alone. It’s horrifying.
Got to have your session zero before you start a DND campaign
@@christofa1094 true, true
Fun fact. The terms of agreement are written as a contract with a warlocks patron
Wait, seriously? That's hilarious!
Well technically it depends on who your contracted to weather it’s written down. If it’s a devil oh yeah it’s a contract CONTRACT. That shit is written. A fae or eldritch pack eh maybe not so much
@John-kz4yc they ment the TOS for BG3 is written as if you're signing a pact.
@@SolitaryLark Larian is a devil confirmed
Wait! The fact that there's an options to see genitals means that someone had to animate the genitals! There is a Genital Animator who worked on this game!
Tis him! Manfred the Titty Smithy!
And there goes whatever both of us had in chances to go to heaven
I'm not going to lie, my first thought on seeing the length of this stream was "Oh, Shen didn't take very long in the character creation."
17:20 Character creation
55:20 Guardian character creation
1:07:30 Game continues
1:34:00 Voxer just throwing the armor is funny to me😂
2:10:13 Voxer playing the drum
2:27:40 Meeting Astarion
2:43:25 Meeting Gale (I love this guy too,he funny❤😄)
3:03:05 Going back to kiss the Mind Flare😅
3:28:35 PUNY BOOK, VOXER SMASH!💥
3:33:45 VOXER SMASH DOOR💥
3:43:05 Knowing more about Gale
4:37:30 How they SHOULD'VE got in😂
4:44:25 Freeing Lae'zel
5:08:30 Voxer growls at a squirrel😆😆
5:54:20 Partnering up with Wyll
6:01:40 Gale is a dork🥹
I love how I can skip to nearly any part of the video and hear maniacal cackling. I love to see how much fun you're having with the game
Withers pulling the signature Kratos: "No." Kills me
They were always beside you. Your nerdy best friends, and the dm to guide you. Oh, wait, wrong thing I was thinking of.
WRONG SERIES
@@mistamemewide I know, but it was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the title. And it is kind of fitting, right?
And they rise from the flames for the battles ahead
Villains beware 'cause you're 'bout to be dead
@@fernandozavaletabustos205they got magic and flair, falcions and cunning
Ah a 6 hr stream from Shen about BG3, i see she will be creating her character this stream and start the game next stream perhaps?
🎶The adventure begins, they were always beside you!🎶
Same braincell. First thing I thought of when I saw the title.
YOUR NERDY BEST FRIENDS, AND THE DM TO GUIDE YOU
AND THEY RISE FROM THE FLAMES FOR THE BATTLES AHEAD
VILLAINS, BEWARE ‘CAUSE YOU’RE ‘BOUT TO BE DEAD
VILLIANS BEWARE 'CAUSE YOUR 'BOUT TO BE DEAD!
Having not played BG 3, I can't help but feel like a wisdom of 10 vs illithids is going to good content.
Illithids eat intelligence, not wisdom
dont ilithids normally target int?
@@dabrench1034 Charms and Mind control effects typically are WIS saves, which will be fun vs lots of mind effecting enemeis~
@@QuantumButler @dabrench1034 Their psionic blasts target INT, but yeah it's WIS for resisting a lot of mind control effects.
(this specific version of) Voxer and Shadowheart together in a party is so funny to me. Failboy and failgirl
If shen dosen't make the most fabulous looking teifling around I shall be decimated
Let the amazing adventure of not-Voxer The Barbarian begin!
Poor Astarion. The Barbarian insists on standing before him and picking EVERY lock himself. And mostly even succeeding. Must be excruciating to watch as the party's only rogue
Crow Shen: 53:24
Love it so much
"IT'S SO GROSS! ::proceeds to witch laugh::" even though it wasn't a legit laugh, it was like hearing an insane witch having a laugh. lol
Streamers have an abusive relationship with Twitch. They read and fully comprehend the ToS, and know that nudity and sex is fine if its a minor aspect of a video game, yet avoid the content anyway because they aren’t sure if Twitch will freak out regardless and kill their entire livelihood.
finally i get to watch my favourite streamer plays this game that i know nothing about, im so excited to see what mischief shen will do
i hit a critical miss twice in a row on that mind flayer check. probably an omen of my playthrough
It is time. For Baldur's Thirsts 3. Be brave Shen !
I cant wait to see how you'll play this out,
Made a dragon born monk of four elements and now I'm trying to romance hot muscle mommy
ah yes, the first 5 hours of Voxer character creation, here we go!
I just love the art of the cover xD It's freaking adorable.
Astarion is THE best.
Is it only me or did Shen never used rage during this stream?
I am not legally required to answer this question
Holy shit, I had no idea Sazza could help you against the sneaky goblin group underground. (insert a 'this game has so much alternative content' revelation, and I mean it: )
YESSSSS I been waiting for this to get unloaded, i dont understand how people can always catch streams of so many different streamers..lol
So glad you upload them ♥ I also wonder how long it takes her to realize that Karmatic Dice are on by default and is the culprit behind her many critical fails and misses lol.
Wasn't karmic dice supposed to do the exact opposite of that?
I love how you get pissed about Twitch not letting you show nudity in the game when Twitch actually allows it as long as you don't focus on it.
First. This game is really fun, loving every second of it. I'll admit I'm a save scummer when it comes to stealing from merchants lmao
I've been waiting for this!
lmao i love your energy, i can’t play this game yet and i’ve been trying to live vicariously through streams but i know i’m never going to leave character creation and i’ll make the painful ff14 mistake of creating like a dozen alts 😂
ah Barbarian! have fun snatching up small folk and tossing them!
The german Keyboard struggle i feel that so heardcore xD
Voxer is giving storm trooper aim
I wanna play this game soo badly
My takeaway is that I should have grabbed that shovel.
astarion is best boy
XD My second character is a goth himbo Chad half elf that I made with a friend. It was so much fun to create, so seeing you say it's twink or himbo is so funny cus I thought that too.
YES can’t wait to watch you play balders gate 🙌
Man ive waited until i got into act 3 so i wont be spoiled😂 so happy i finally get to be here
Finally found playthrough that thirst over Asterion the same way I do😂
Yooo, the thumbnail is my go-to party for my first playthrough!
Have figured out that you can take off their underclothes, turn off the armour view, and have them run around naked?
3:03:00 I've seen enough anime to know what happens next, good luck Voxer
3:03:39 Fun fact if you're in multiplayer u can keep fighting rather than it being game over.😅
Shen have you ever played mass effect?
Wilhelm! Noooo, not again!!
character creation was the best part of this stream as a former twink im here for the half elf customization and the fujoshi fangirling
This shall be a fun watch :]
Its interesting how many people love vampy boy because i replaced him with karlarch or lae the first chance i got
she only spent 1 hour in creations, congrats shen! lol
Bg3 is deffinitly a fun ride
Also Fun fact: Ranger's are the most wrongly played Class in the entire 5E lifetime
Everyone spammed garbage Ranger exclusive spell like Hunters Mark(Which is equally bad to Warlock's Hex when you unlock 2nd spell slot and above) and ignoring the fact Ranger has the same good spell list as Druids
_looks at Ranger's class features, then at Druid's_
You know, I think that's because people who wanted to play Druids... Well... Played Druids. As it turns out, the fact that Ranger's class features often suck doesn't exactly help the fact their exclusive spells are even worse. Like, let's just talk capstone features (even if most of us will never get to see them, but I'm making a point).
Druids get to wildshape at will, and can choose to just not care about Verbal, Somatic and most Material spell components, including while wildshaped. Wizards get one daily free use of one of their 3rd and 4th level spells. Rogues get to go "Nuh-uuuuuuuuuh" and Nat20 on a roll once per short rest at no cost. Artificers get +6 to all saving throws and the ability to cheat death six times a day. Barbarians get +4 to their Strength and Constitution score *and* maximum...
And Rangers get to add their _Wisdom_ modifier to one attack _or_ damage rolls against three creature types. Their _Wisdom_ modifier. Yeah.
P.S this is more me ranting about how WOTC didn't exactly design Ranger well, bashing on them rather than the class. My group's ranger is awesome... In spite of WOTC's design decisions and because our DM helped rebalance some shit. He didn't have to do that with any of the other base game classes and the only other class he had to do that on was a homebrew class one of my fellow players (who eventually got kicked for various reasons including borderline main character syndrome) brought that was way too fucking strong.
Hex is good in some cases tbf. Scorching Blast / Triple Agonizing Blast + Hex racks up some nice damage pretty consistently.
Since Hunter's Mark is concentration, you can't even combine it with Swift Quiver.
Hell, if you're a sorcelock, you can do all do Agonizing Blast as an action, Scorching Blast as a bonus action and (assuming you cast Hex prior) deal like 5d6 for a 1st-level slot.
Ranger in Pathfinder is really good tbh. You basically mark one dude nonmagically (PF2E Ranger is not a spellcaster btw) and can choose to be really accurate against them, deal extra damage once per turn or gain a bonus to AC and skill checks against them.
They're basically hunter / tracker assassins.
@@collindouglas8188 yeah, also, another thing to note. D&D Ranger's class features... Basically do not interract with their spells. Meanwhile Warlock, who has like... Six Invocations based on Eldritch Blast alone or some such? Can't remember.
@@clem-lv2rw Yeah that's true.
People backseating in the first gd fight...jfc, people suck
1:01:33 That hairstyle kind of reminds me of Mick Jagger
At 1:16:55 the pose of your character reminds me of the young Mcintosh from the movie Brave🤭 (Disney Anim)
Noo there's no kobold option, I can't create my monk :(
Who is voxer?????
oh boy this gonna be wild XD
WHY DOES THE BONE SOUND LIKE FUCKEN LEGOS?!? 🤣 IM DYING
YESSS ITS HERE!!!!!!
Kitten go meow! 😊❤
"critical miss" ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,guess voxer forgot to pentameld direct hit (Imsosorry)
Im late BUT IM SO HYPED
I’m ready
YEEEESSSS LETS GOOOOOOO!!! 🎉🎉🎉
So many Twitch Streamer don´t know the Twitch TOS it´s annoying. Nudity in Games is allowed on Twitch as long it is not the main part of the stream.
I'm very sorry that I seem to not trust Twitch a lot with all the shit that it pulls and I would also still like to upload the content to youtube. The funny 3 seconds of dick and balls is not worth the risk :)
there has already been countless streamers on Twitch and YT that had nudity on, which (according to their explanations) is fine so long as its not the sole focus of whats going on, since its included in the game and the game isnt prohibited its fine. so yeah should definitly keep that on (if u are brave enough and viewers can keep it shut i guess lol) ^^
Its kind of gross that you think adult men, are "too mature" for you. So you like young boys then?
what in the world are you smoking
????..are we watching the same video????