This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things | Arma 3

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 9 มิ.ย. 2022
  • The military of the Czech Republic assaults a militarized separatist group in what was supposed to be a simple mop up operation. However once both the Ignis Logistics and Flight Corp got involved things began to get a bit quirky.
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  • @RubixRaptor
    @RubixRaptor  ปีที่แล้ว +893

    I feel like I made this video an eon ago then promptly forgot it existed. Thankfully at some point I remembered it was real so have some logistical and piloting mishaps! Thanks for stopping by!

    • @eggman4519
      @eggman4519 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey rubix, love your videos, keep up the great work!

    • @stevenhussey9228
      @stevenhussey9228 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ain't gonna lie quail I think um we don't talk about quails flying but yes loved and you inspired me to get arma 3 so thx and have a great day rubixraptor

    • @Azraelintokyo
      @Azraelintokyo ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I miss haarp😞

    • @billyfauve
      @billyfauve ปีที่แล้ว

      does the media guy have a youtube channel ?

    • @admiraljet8111
      @admiraljet8111 ปีที่แล้ว

      This not as bad when i got nuked when playing Anastasi

  • @alexfrost2799
    @alexfrost2799 ปีที่แล้ว +1218

    Sometimes I wonder if Ignis constantly makes stupid decisions that gets everyone killed just for the memes. I also wonder if they can out-chaos and out-stupid ZF Clan

    • @nicklasfalkenbergandersen9251
      @nicklasfalkenbergandersen9251 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      ZF are stupid, but Ignis somehow surpass em on every level

    • @dj11o9er
      @dj11o9er ปีที่แล้ว

      Ignis is a band of glorious warriors whose power is beyond our comprehension.
      ZF are just a buncha morons playing games :)

    • @DeafLord18
      @DeafLord18 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @Gemini both fail objectives after too many friendly fire incidents. Also too many doodles on map to coordinate operations.

    • @welkingunther5417
      @welkingunther5417 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@DeafLord18 Sounds like a good time

    • @snow1marco
      @snow1marco ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@DeafLord18 hey! That’d be insulting if any of them could read!

  • @willy_b_coyote
    @willy_b_coyote ปีที่แล้ว +642

    Jay: “HOWDY! As you may know, the group I play with is a little off...”
    Me: *”A LITTLE!?!”*

    • @TheRealFrozenFire
      @TheRealFrozenFire ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Understatement of the EON

    • @gaiusmarius4209
      @gaiusmarius4209 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      i love how he was like "there are however TWO groups which are even MORE deranged... and did NOT mention Cyphers.... "goon platoon" OORRRRR the SCP known only as: "Tails"

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@gaiusmarius4209 just means that they weren't able to outperform those two on this occasion

    • @binglee8000
      @binglee8000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Indeed

    • @Capcam442
      @Capcam442 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Didn’t he make a video calling Ignis a threat to the universe which is true

  • @mcduck887
    @mcduck887 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    ah yes, Ignis, the most chaotic arma group you can find on this planet

    • @beta-7526
      @beta-7526 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea let's send them all to war and see if they make it back

    • @swordart7729
      @swordart7729 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      are they recruiting?

    • @mcduck887
      @mcduck887 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@swordart7729 no clue, actually don't play Arma

    • @beta-7526
      @beta-7526 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@swordart7729 ummm no idea I'm in the discord but I don't pay attention if they are I won't know check there discord

    • @swordart7729
      @swordart7729 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beta-7526 is it the one in the description?

  • @daleky1218
    @daleky1218 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    1:01 "I moved all the way to Czechoslovakia to avoid the debt collectors" this man went back in time before 1993 just to avoid them

    • @TheAKgunner
      @TheAKgunner ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And the debt collectors STILL found him!

  • @mightymidget1306
    @mightymidget1306 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    My favorite running gag of Ignis is most definitely "TERRY TAKE A PICTURE OF IT!"

  • @haonsuni8146
    @haonsuni8146 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    I feel like if Logi went on a strike in ignis it'd be like the french revolt, but with demonic entities and a fuckton of tank flipping

    • @TheAKgunner
      @TheAKgunner ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Most definitely.

    • @jonhg92
      @jonhg92 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The council demands heads to roll.

    • @astrodreamer946
      @astrodreamer946 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You could probably make that concept into an SCP op.

    • @ElFeN69WoLf
      @ElFeN69WoLf ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ignis’ efficiency might go up...

    • @88thdeathkoregrenadier68
      @88thdeathkoregrenadier68 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      do you remeber wich video they made the portal in? i want to watch it but cant figure out wich one it is

  • @alphaandomega4422
    @alphaandomega4422 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    And this is why quail are FLIGHTLESS birds
    This video contains:
    evil councils 1:09
    mad heli pilots 1:43
    war crimes 2:53
    screams of terror 3:30
    off-camera atrocities 8:52
    unexplained Phenomena 5:19
    AT hijinks 6:05 6:52 7:10 7:40
    mass truck drops 8:04
    and explosions of varying intensity and hilarity 4:05 4:40 5:32 6:28 7:05 7:15
    In short, a standard Ignis operation

    • @airplanemaniacgaming7877
      @airplanemaniacgaming7877 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      not to mention that during said mass truck drop, you can hear Through The Fire And Flames" in the background.

  • @opossumactual3432
    @opossumactual3432 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    HOWDY is such a strong yet chaotic way of greeting people. When someone says howdy you know something has gone wrong.

  • @lukejanysek6369
    @lukejanysek6369 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    The level of love I have for Ignis and Jay is as infinite as the chances that Ignis gets into some new chaos each video. Love your work and thank you for the fantastic video!

  • @TheFacelessStoryMaker
    @TheFacelessStoryMaker ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Raptor: "That had to be the worst insertion I was ever a part of"
    Quail *Jack Sparrow voice*: "But you were inserted?"

  • @Captain_Rhodor
    @Captain_Rhodor ปีที่แล้ว +134

    When the people who make sure you have what you need and get you where you need to go are the insane ones of your group, things can only end well XD
    Also it's nice to see that Quail is continuing his trend of being JUST responsible enough to get into important positions but chaotic enough to ensure that said positions are a total fustercluck

  • @ironrage4459
    @ironrage4459 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Commander: our forces need to take this objective, who do we have in the area.
    Officer: Uh...well...Ignis Core...sir.
    Commander: Oh god help us.

  • @Warlordrex5
    @Warlordrex5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    When logi and air are combined all I imagine is someone like quail being questioned on why he’s pushing a “daisy cutter” out of a plane and saying: “Well they request munition resupply but they didn’t clarify.”

  • @legoeasycompany
    @legoeasycompany ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love that Ignis is the group that hears a BMP on the other side of wall, sees it blasting said wall, and still climbs over it :)

    • @dj11o9er
      @dj11o9er ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tbf they engaged Arachnids in melee combat with fists and baseball bats. They probably wanted to challenge it directly

  • @Akira_Apostle_of_Ina
    @Akira_Apostle_of_Ina ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Couple things-
    1. I have a feeling this is only the beginning of Logi's revenge for the pain they have gone through during certain Ops.
    2. Please tell me Quail has had his pilot's license revoked?

    • @DarkDodger
      @DarkDodger ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Also, has anyone actually seen his license? And if so, was it drawn in crayon, on a napkin? I have suspicions.

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@DarkDodger mean there was the question if it was luck or not

    • @julianhayes9043
      @julianhayes9043 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Considering that this is Ignis I wouldn't be surprised if Quail somehow was commended for his actions

    • @amraniussilber5244
      @amraniussilber5244 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@DarkDodger this imply a meaning that Ignis accepted quail's license to begin with... which is worse lmao.

    • @kappakappa1307
      @kappakappa1307 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@julianhayes9043 aaa

  • @therogue353
    @therogue353 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I mean it just makes sense. In a MilSim game where most people are having fun running around shooting baddies, the guys who *choose* to do logistics and transportation are gonna be a bit odd. This is not a diss on logistics, I fucking love logistics

  • @dranreb9176
    @dranreb9176 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I live in Czech Republic and yes, this is exactly how every plane looks in here. 2:01

    • @HerrHloz
      @HerrHloz ปีที่แล้ว

      Ne asi 🤣

  • @erik3259
    @erik3259 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    8:48 god that scene was wonderful a whole platoon climbing over a wall

  • @fhdnrixnrusnk3803
    @fhdnrixnrusnk3803 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Logi is what happens if the government spent all their money of trucks

    • @notthed6534
      @notthed6534 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Based government

    • @Ultimus31
      @Ultimus31 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TRUCK WEEK, BABY 🚚

  • @patus588
    @patus588 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Ah yes, the power of Ignis in which as long as everything is going well something bad always has to happen

  • @datoevans1596
    @datoevans1596 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    imagine being new at Ignis and u get asign to one of those groups... incoming severe trauma will be reduced to ZERO :D

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sink or swim, if you can't swim well you're in the wrong place anyway 🤣

  • @cyrilcoufal2892
    @cyrilcoufal2892 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Czech guy here, so many things are so accurate to the Czech military in this video :D and if there would be any more Czech missions, I would love to play too.

    • @ASE_DISSENTER
      @ASE_DISSENTER ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Man our military is just chaotic

  • @PenumbranWolf
    @PenumbranWolf ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love the idea that the tank was blasting music so loud that enemy troops could hear their doom.

  • @wolfyboy
    @wolfyboy ปีที่แล้ว +47

    2:28 impossible. weren't you a part of AT LEAST one military insertion where EVERYBODY died in less than a minute? XD

    • @Voron_Aggrav
      @Voron_Aggrav ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Mean at this point we probably can make a video purely on clips where he says that 🤣🤣🤣

    • @wolfyboy
      @wolfyboy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Voron_Aggrav true dat. XD

  • @MrMonkey11
    @MrMonkey11 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    There is a reason flightless birds are not able to FLY!

  • @notthed6534
    @notthed6534 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    My man really started the video off with a "the floor here is made of floor" type sentence.

  • @Zeithri
    @Zeithri ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The Logi team is incredibly accurate to real life it's uncanny.

  • @anarchyandempires5452
    @anarchyandempires5452 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how one winged Angel plays every time a tank shows up.

  • @bricenray7997
    @bricenray7997 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:08 “You know our motto, we deliver!

  • @Scott.E.H
    @Scott.E.H ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I like how completely unhinged Ignis operations are. Lots of arma stuff I see are people taking shit WAY too seriously. Definitely prefer the way you boys handle things.

  • @openthinker6562
    @openthinker6562 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:53 I’m pretty sure that if that happened in real life, his pants would be ripped clean off from the speed alone 😂

  • @ziwrex5557
    @ziwrex5557 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    As a Czech I have to say this is my favourite episode.

  • @mkosmala1309
    @mkosmala1309 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I know the group I play with is... a little off."
    In other news, water is wet, fire is hot, and every sixty seconds in Africa a minute passes.

  • @jester4057
    @jester4057 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As both a Czech and an Ignis member, i feel like i can safely say that this pleases Glorbodesh

  • @davevwav
    @davevwav ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As a Czech, I can confirm this is how our Military works.

  • @tinywhale3954
    @tinywhale3954 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like how you voice trails off after quail blames the other helicopters camoflage

  • @joshuanissen8803
    @joshuanissen8803 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Man up and take more pictures!"
    "IM OUT OF FILM"

  • @warbrand2
    @warbrand2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh you should really make Logi an enemy in an upcomming op. they once again summoned evil, pulling mechs, tanks, demons all because someone didn't fill out the right form. Everyone needs to push their way through the logi's army just to fill out the form then everything stops being hostile.

  • @chickendude1695
    @chickendude1695 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:16 This is clearly just a normal camera, however as the Technical operates at a quantum level he altered it (blew it up) by observing it

  • @Boot72
    @Boot72 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:00 okay that's pretty awesome

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Quail before flight: " My instruments are gone. "
    Mid landing " WHOA MY INSTRUMENTS ARE GONE. "
    Bird brain.

  • @Bricriu-gj9dd
    @Bricriu-gj9dd ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Are you really sure that THIS is the reason why you can't have nice things?

  • @canvas520
    @canvas520 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know the more of Jay and Cypher I watch, the more I believe that anyone being part of Ignis is like jumping into a deep fryer and immediately turbo drying in an air fryer.

  • @old-worldghost3451
    @old-worldghost3451 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:17 Provins reference, gotta love TerryTuna's magic camera of Doom.

  • @TheAKgunner
    @TheAKgunner ปีที่แล้ว +1

    5:22 Quail had that coming.

  • @Kirkmaximus
    @Kirkmaximus ปีที่แล้ว

    Gwad, the editing in this video is top tier.
    From the international flight sketch to the well placed boss music; to the death screams of the troops.
    The fact that a major studio hasn't hired him yet is their loss and a serious gain for his YT fans. XD
    Thanks for the short, but fun video Jay.

  • @tankbreaker8880
    @tankbreaker8880 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I like to think that the camera that the cameraman is holding is a special edition camera with a built-in rocket launcher for self-defense and he keeps pushing the wrong button 😂

  • @starsilverinfinity
    @starsilverinfinity ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The distant one winged angel bits broke me XD

  • @cccvc5615
    @cccvc5615 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Quail non of the people you dropped off are alive”.
    “That’s kinda funny”-quail

  • @kabob0077
    @kabob0077 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:23 That's like a Care Package Kill right there.

  • @JoshFincannon
    @JoshFincannon ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:47 that's what she said

  • @squirrelonmapletree
    @squirrelonmapletree ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm just amazed at the assortment of ... personalities. What a group!

  • @YoGaming11
    @YoGaming11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't wait to see this hilarious channel blow up. Jay, you are a 10/10 TH-camr with amazing editing!

  • @TheRealFrozenFire
    @TheRealFrozenFire ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This entire video is just a collection of "[Insert Name] made a mistake that has doomed us all." moments.

  • @crawler6019
    @crawler6019 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm glad that the "Take a picture of it Terry!" is still a thing.

  • @jacobpeterson4071
    @jacobpeterson4071 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hey it's my favorite content creator on youtube! Hope you're well Rubix always great to see what you put out!

  • @neonbatteries4389
    @neonbatteries4389 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    5:06 poor quail is trying everything he can to avoid being court martialed

  • @Retrocidal
    @Retrocidal ปีที่แล้ว

    Nice to see people having fun on Arma still :)

  • @DarrenMalin
    @DarrenMalin ปีที่แล้ว

    that ammo crate landing on you hear cracked me up lol :)

  • @JoshuOfficial
    @JoshuOfficial ปีที่แล้ว

    Great vid as always! Just curious, what controls those notifications about enemy attacks on a location or a new FOB is constructed? Is that a mod?

  • @d00mg4ze
    @d00mg4ze ปีที่แล้ว

    The Sepheroth theme playing over the tanks fucking slays. That should simply remain the sound of enemy armor rolling onto your position.

  • @Doug464
    @Doug464 ปีที่แล้ว

    The algorithm has blessed me with a funny arma man's
    Get subbed to and keep up the amazing work

  • @5peciesunkn0wn
    @5peciesunkn0wn ปีที่แล้ว

    damn. I want a playlist of all the times the Press has been embedded in your ops lol.

  • @silvorthegrand6976
    @silvorthegrand6976 ปีที่แล้ว

    An experience as always, good job

  • @spicetea4060
    @spicetea4060 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another great video 👍

  • @randombassist1180
    @randombassist1180 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think the best repeating bit is "TAKE A PICTURE OF IT TERRY!" lmao

  • @SmeliqtPi4
    @SmeliqtPi4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You guys got fucking lit up like mad! Is there even a Czeck army left after your operation?

  • @jamesc8209
    @jamesc8209 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just discovered this channel, great content, best type of gaming content

  • @matusbarantal7630
    @matusbarantal7630 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:47 , its a beloved vz58.

  • @spartanstone837
    @spartanstone837 ปีที่แล้ว

    The camera man firing off a submachinegun was great

  • @frankieperson1275
    @frankieperson1275 ปีที่แล้ว

    Its like an outer body experience when we switch camera view while rubixraptor is still in the shot.

  • @wildi1687
    @wildi1687 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I moved all the way to Czechoslovakia to avoid the debt collectors" and somehow still ended up in Virolahti, which is in Finland :D

  • @de4dxace849
    @de4dxace849 ปีที่แล้ว

    I've been looking forward to this, ever since I've seen every other Ignis member upload it

  • @berfmerp4904
    @berfmerp4904 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel bad for jinx every time you pan over to his pov. Funny still seeing his entire body becoming a living pile of shredded human.

  • @that_Dominic_guy
    @that_Dominic_guy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “That was the worst insertion of my life” -Jay, that’s not going away 😊

  • @roughgalaxy7990
    @roughgalaxy7990 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you know when you end up in a coughing fit from laughing so hard within the FIRST TWO MINUTES... it's gonna be a good time.

  • @pabloteixido2155
    @pabloteixido2155 ปีที่แล้ว

    You know very well everything is fubar when the iginis flying boi and the logi guys show up

  • @alexmullins1765
    @alexmullins1765 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rubix I got arma specifically because of your videos and while it has a learning curve, I find it amazing!

  • @davidlivingston9169
    @davidlivingston9169 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pretty sure the whole “opening a portal to hell” was actually YOUR FAULT, cause your guys couldn’t earn the requisition needed to pay back the loan on those Knights!!!!

  • @kabob0077
    @kabob0077 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:23 I am strangely reminded of Aldaris... Amusing.

  • @Guardian-lz5rk
    @Guardian-lz5rk ปีที่แล้ว

    And that was the most chaotic Ignis video yet. And that's saying something

  • @IAmTanker
    @IAmTanker ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ignis Logi+Ignis Pilots=Ignis Dead

  • @L0stEngineer
    @L0stEngineer ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If you were real mercenaries, I'd instantly hire you ... To fight for the other side.

  • @Azraelintokyo
    @Azraelintokyo ปีที่แล้ว

    Always nice when you post :)

  • @darkninjacorporation
    @darkninjacorporation ปีที่แล้ว

    Ngl Logi looks kinda fun. There’s something about taking a job where you’re intended to support the guys in front with stuff like vehicles, transport, and artillery…
    Then just ending up stuck on the frontline yourself lol

  • @moonwukong1024
    @moonwukong1024 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Terry: Im here to take pictures and take lives. *And im all out of film*

  • @garaltxabushi8214
    @garaltxabushi8214 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God I love these videos your whole group makes me laugh so hard I wish I can join the chaos

  • @bluebeans8968
    @bluebeans8968 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    is it just me or when Rubix starts the video with ''howdy'', I know its gunna be aa good video...

  • @arthur3739
    @arthur3739 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:29 yet you wouldn't get anywhere without them (-3-)

  • @Blackwolfufk
    @Blackwolfufk ปีที่แล้ว

    "A Casualty filled hell scape" Isn't that every Ignis ops?🤣

  • @jasonadams4321
    @jasonadams4321 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is one of the most enjoyable videos in a while! 😂

  • @martingrayson
    @martingrayson ปีที่แล้ว +1

    An Arma Op is never without a violation of the Geneva Checklist.

  • @HeadCannonPrime
    @HeadCannonPrime ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how in all these videos you kill like 1 bad guy every time.

  • @Average_Yandere
    @Average_Yandere ปีที่แล้ว

    4:08 that dude was *Splungered*

  • @HeroAndReporter
    @HeroAndReporter ปีที่แล้ว

    A peaceful deployment turned into a waking nightmare?
    I didn’t know Commissar Ciaphas Cain got a video game.

  • @musicalarmageddon3926
    @musicalarmageddon3926 ปีที่แล้ว

    New favorite confused person is Jinx. Just a vibe

  • @agent_dex8996
    @agent_dex8996 ปีที่แล้ว

    At this point I'm pretty sure quail is an embodiment of chaos.

  • @lazerjayzer9981
    @lazerjayzer9981 ปีที่แล้ว

    “To be fair, your helicopter did have camo” I spat out my fucking drink

  • @notaspy1227
    @notaspy1227 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s cool Russian Helicopters don’t need “Instruments”.