LOL ikr, it was so abrupt. And I had to listen again because it sounded like he was negating the previous comment. I almost missed the "I'm" in that lol
That old man was like: "yeah based on his name he's in a chinese mafia gang that hangs out at this bar on thursday nights, and he lives on this specific street"
That seems funny, but I *think* what he was trying to say is that Lan Di sounds to him like some sort of alias (we find out later in the series that it isn't his real name).
"Ryo, why don't you just use the internet?" Ryo: "I tried, but searching for Sailors, Red Light District, and Double Blow just yielded a bunch of videos I feel uncomfortable talking about."
1:39 "I heard you were splashed with mud from a speeding car" the way he said such a plain statement hit different lol as if what he just said was the first time anyone had ever said that. a philosopher
It took me a whole day knocking on every door in Sakuragaoka and Yamanose, I was trying to find Yamagishi-san but no one was home and those who were told me to come later. I had to find a guide XD
the double blow moments were cut and edited throughout this video perfectly hahahahaha and toms "im broke i can't afford to drink" i never understood as a kid but hit me so hard when i replayed in my later 20s. lol
My favorite is the one is the jogger dude who you can sometimes see at the convenience store and harbor. Once saw an interaction with him that’s forever burned into my brain: “Got a minute?” “They sure look good.” “Excuse me…” “Wha? Ah, I’m sorry. *I’ll never give up.”* Truly inspiring.
"Excuse me..." "Hey school boy Imma tell you what. I likes yah, and I wantz yah. So we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way so, the choice is yours right..." "Ummm."
I did some voice acting work once and 1) there is a really really low bar and 2) when you have to do multiple characters, you run out of voices really fast
Years ago...I was Chinese.
😂😂
@@speereeps7084 you still here?
I see
WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT THAT SON
**how the sentence continues**
Now I'm naturalized Japanese.
"Excuse me"
"Oh, no no no no... I just can't now."
Literally me
I've had people say this to me at work
and I wonder how they survive the winters
@@tictacterminator Life sure is tough when you can't communicate with people.
I love how "Nah, I'm not that good" is the most natural un-scripted sounding line in this video
LOL ikr, it was so abrupt. And I had to listen again because it sounded like he was negating the previous comment. I almost missed the "I'm" in that lol
“How good of a voice actor are you?” “Nah I’m not that good.”
"Just between you and me, I got me a pair of very rare jeans"
I'm interested
@@dante666jt i expect nothing less.
@@MrShurik3n send pig deer
Is that so?
You have a pair of Levi's from the 1800s? Damn That is rare! They can be worth a few thousand!
"Years ago...I was Chinese."
he remembers Yayoi immigration
Lol funny😃
This isn't Japan. The game takes place in Hong Kong. Although that's still hilarious. 😂
@@KSmithwick1989 yes but that's in the second game, this is the first game which takes place in Japan
Years ago I was Chinese (put's on his Kwantung Army Uniform)
Game 1 is Japan.@@KSmithwick1989
1:58 "He wears glasses and a black jacket and has a tattoo on his arm."
Woman: *Weird and unnecessary sexual moaning*
I've never seen him
SUS
1:11 greatest fight in history
That was a stuntman taking a dive. Still had that blade of grass in his mouth.
Reminds me of DeNiro in The Irishman
looks like nico bellic
lol the emotionless kick really got me
@@markc5413 *grasses
That old man was like: "yeah based on his name he's in a chinese mafia gang that hangs out at this bar on thursday nights, and he lives on this specific street"
😂
That came up as soon as I read this
That seems funny, but I *think* what he was trying to say is that Lan Di sounds to him like some sort of alias (we find out later in the series that it isn't his real name).
that nonchalant kick at 1:15 is precious
Damn you’re pretty tough
1:55 "Hun, my eyes are up here..."
mmmmMMMmmmmmm
Hmm.. I see
"i don't see them...oh wait im japanese too"
Me? Well..
She didn't say that though.
"I'm just fine and dandy!"
"Are you sure?"
11/10 🤣🤣
Me? Well....
Tell me about those men in the black car
CIAO!
He's high and dandy 😂
I’M OKAY
"Sorry, I'm in real hurry. Can't talk right now." **Stands in place for 12 hours.**
"I'm broke! I can't afford to drink." - a responsible businessman
That is something DSP would say, I swear. lmfao
0:02 Same energy as “wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy?”
Sheesh Imagine ryo threw a fit like what the hell you said to me
"Ryo, why don't you just use the internet?"
Ryo: "I tried, but searching for Sailors, Red Light District, and Double Blow just yielded a bunch of videos I feel uncomfortable talking about."
"I can't serve you alcohol but have a seat."
" Thanks."
"How about a Cola?"
3:13
i laughed so hard
“Try asking Chinese people about Chinese” from Tom gets me every time😂😂
"tell me about those men in the black car"
"Whaaat!!??"
🤣🤣
One of the funnies things is how it goes to a close up cinematic camera despite the npc not having anything useful to say
“How about a Cola?”
"Tell me about the black car ? "
"What ? "
😂😂😂😂
Ryo "I see" Hazuki
Is that so?
“Yeah.”
Ummm
Me? Well...
...Just...
“The Double Blow was developed during the 16th century.”
"So are you Chinese or Japanese"
I used to be Chinese but that was years ago.
In China my name was Su Jian Ren.
“ Laotian “
"Years ago I was Chinese... Now I'm naturalized Japanese!"
@@goatherds Which ocean?
1:39 "I heard you were splashed with mud from a speeding car"
the way he said such a plain statement hit different lol as if what he just said was the first time anyone had ever said that. a philosopher
Are we just not going to mention how coldly Ryo shut down that guy in the last one?
Nah,he'snotthatgood
Those Sukeban chicks man, ready to lay Ryo down on the spot hilarious
"Nowadays, soccer is HIP!" :D
That jackpot guy was full of excitement in voice but not in expression lol🤣
*"Huh?! Get outta my space school boi!"*
I feel like this could go on for much longer than 3 minutes.
0:10 literally when anyone says anything to me
0:09 is literally any time someone tries to stop me on the street
Nobody seemed to know anything in this game! It felt like half the time you spent it asking people things and them going 'hmmmm...I don't know' lol
It took me a whole day knocking on every door in Sakuragaoka and Yamanose, I was trying to find Yamagishi-san but no one was home and those who were told me to come later.
I had to find a guide XD
To be fair it's only realistic that most people wouldn't know
_"I'm trying to find some sailors."_
Ryo.... never ever ever, say that to a woman!
She sees sailors every night.
I'm looking for seamen
I need to learn the double blow before I meet the sailors.
2:02 "... wears a black leather jacket and has a tattoo on his arm." So how is one meant to see the tattoo?
O_O I didn't even think of that LOL!
well, he's asking a prostitute. I'm pretty sure if she was with him ,she'd have seen him without his jacket.
1:23 Imagine that you have a name that makes people think you are a mobster when you introduce yourself.
In some gangs, criminal nicknames can be given, so this makes sense. Like, no one would be calling you that name unless you were a mobster.
Lan di is not his real name. He's name is Longsun zhao
"When I watch the shop...I get a piece of strawberry cake!"
Ugh......
1:12 it looks like the thug rolls himself over while Ryo is just holding his hand! lmao
All they had to go on to animate it was 1970s Kung Fu movies from Hong Kong.
Two words:DOUBLE BLOW!!!! I'm dead 🤣🤣☠
Also was develop in the 16th century!
"IMMMMM OKAYEEEE" some drunk dude
XD Love him! And then sometimes Santa's drunk too!
Behold the double blow!
“Ziiiiip”
👁👄👁
"Years ago I was Chinese" WTF. How can you have been Chinese? What are you now then?
@El Filipino de Cebu There was no context so it sounded out of the blue.
damn he gathered ALL that just from a name
My favorite is "Oh, no, no, no. I just can't now" Wish I could use that on my coworkers
the double blow moments were cut and edited throughout this video perfectly hahahahaha and toms "im broke i can't afford to drink" i never understood as a kid but hit me so hard when i replayed in my later 20s. lol
2:19 personal reference for 'years ago I was chinese'
I know all the dialogues from Shen1 from memory, one of the games of my life.
"Years ago... I was Chinese" got me XD
"Oh...no no no. I just can't now.". -my internal monologue every Monday morning.
Mario, would you teach me Chinese ?
TRY ASKING CHINESE PEOPLE ABOUT CHINESE !
It's because Mario is Italian.
"I'm broke, I can't afford to drink" is my motto now. He sounds frustrated but also assertive in his point of view)
"Sailors? I see lots of them in the evenings." I bet you do LOL
2:09 jyp?
oh pleasee 💀💀
It wouldn’t take much work to turn this into a video game about nonchalantly cruising for gay sex.
Hell yeah dude
Wtf, you mean it's not?
I would play that game
2:57 Look at this and tell me these creatures are human
0:33 Damn, even the writers knew that the “I’m looking for sailors” line sounded gay. 😂
2:08 he doesn't sound "okay" at All.
“nOwAdAys sOcCer iS... HiP!”
"try asking chinese people about chinese"
"years ago... i was chinese"
HEKP I HSHDJ
1:10
The floor is made out of floor
"Soccer is hip"
2:21
ryo’s va sounds like he’s reading the script for the first time
1:07 Tom will not stand for performative allyship and implores you to raise up marginalized voices instead of speaking over them
The Lore about the Double Blow puts to shame even the Warhammer franchise.
“Oh no no no no. I just can’t now” when you have social anxiety
2:07 LOL, he sounds like abe simpson
"How 'bout a Cola?"
No, no, no... I just can't now.
"I hit the jackpot! Must be my lucky day!"
Channeling that Oliver Swannick energy, I see.
*I HIT THE JACKPOT*
*MUST BE MY LUCKY DAY*
*breaks arm
“Damn your pretty tough!”
My favorite is the one is the jogger dude who you can sometimes see at the convenience store and harbor. Once saw an interaction with him that’s forever burned into my brain:
“Got a minute?”
“They sure look good.”
“Excuse me…”
“Wha? Ah, I’m sorry. *I’ll never give up.”*
Truly inspiring.
0:08 hmmmm, normal...
I love how this sounds like any game lobby with a bunch of 12 year Olds
“i got NOTHIN to say to ya” 😂
*"Try Asking Chinese People About Chinese !"* 💀
NAH IM NOT THAT GOOD
0:53 *Top 10 saddest anime scenes*
1:23 sounds like a Chinese G-Man
2:47 “You sure got nerf. Because it’s nerf or nothing.”
This is gold 🥇 🤣😂
I bet there are people who want to buy a Dreamcast just to interact with these individuals
Ryo: Excuse me
NPC: *Existential dread*
“Is that so 🤔”
0:41 I bet you do.
i love this game its getting better with age.
Yakuza before Yakuza
Those last two lines weren't even in the script. It was just a recording of the director talking to the voice actor.
"Excuse me..."
"Hey school boy Imma tell you what. I likes yah, and I wantz yah. So we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way so, the choice is yours right..."
"Ummm."
"Sailors? I see lots of them in the evenings." 😏
1:03 i hit the jackpot ! must be my lucky day !
0:09 When I get asked to work overtime 10 minutes before the shift ends:
Me? Well
1:02 that Filipino dood
I did some voice acting work once and 1) there is a really really low bar and 2) when you have to do multiple characters, you run out of voices really fast
"I saw a guy wearing this weird coat.
It was a deep green."
That was pretty normal and not a funny or weird thing to say.
the bad quality mic really adds to all this
Ahh great memories playing this..absolutely ridiculous.