Shenmue 2: A completely normal conversation with a child

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ธ.ค. 2024
  • Ryo in a completely normal conversation with a street child that's not strange or disturbing at all.
    Wait! I won't do anything!

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  • @Krayne95
    @Krayne95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17343

    I like how he is doing everything he can to calm the child, but doesn't deny that he's mad.

    • @leeminhoe8037
      @leeminhoe8037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/wtbcaWnybzs/w-d-xo.html

    • @julianmarx2002
      @julianmarx2002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1541

      Him? well...

    • @NickGoblin
      @NickGoblin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +762

      At this point in the game I think, his bag was just stolen. So he's supposed to be angrily looking for it but because Ryo's voice actor is so monotone he never really has emotional moments.

    • @NoYoutubeName1
      @NoYoutubeName1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Or that he’s really scary

    • @j-roc6989
      @j-roc6989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      @@NoTH-camName1 he's still mad!!

  • @kingbeef5076
    @kingbeef5076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15923

    Doctor: How are you feeling?
    Me: Well.

    • @insectbrad1698
      @insectbrad1698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +602

      The person under me is the best :)

    • @dfokg
      @dfokg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +471

      @InsectBrad
      The person above me is the best :)

    • @magicalcapi9148
      @magicalcapi9148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @@dfokg Me: Trust me, I'm telling the truth.

    • @LittleBigBwner
      @LittleBigBwner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      OH! That took me a second 😂

    • @PepeMetallero
      @PepeMetallero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      *Me: Me? well...

  • @AngelJin5799
    @AngelJin5799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4717

    "You're still mad"
    "Me, well..."
    *Top ten best comebacks in history*

    • @jrjr648
      @jrjr648 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      mmmMMMmmm rEaLlY?!

    • @rd____6978
      @rd____6978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      "Wait i wont do anything"

    • @scuddybuddy2271
      @scuddybuddy2271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HA Y A T O are you dumb kid that was no come back lol

    • @microwaveno7368
      @microwaveno7368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      H A Y A T O

    • @idkjustputagoodname6120
      @idkjustputagoodname6120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@scuddybuddy2271 that is the joke...

  • @peterfthagn3646
    @peterfthagn3646 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    "You never played Shenmue, then why are you watching this video multiple times?"
    "Me? Well..."

    • @younglove3362
      @younglove3362 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      To see what the hype is about....sad part is I played it and was still unimpressed. I can't even find interesting videos on it. It sucks.

    • @Im2lazy4thisCrit
      @Im2lazy4thisCrit 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@younglove3362 The combat’s pretty cool. That’s about it.

    • @younglove3362
      @younglove3362 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @Im2lazy4thisCrit
      I didn't even get far enough to get into the combat. It looked interesting when it first came out and I heard it was fun. I went back to playing Sonic 2 after the test run.

    • @YS-ep7zw
      @YS-ep7zw หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      All I can say is, with Shenmue, the whole is greater than the sum of its parts. You start playing and everything feels a bit of a chore at first. But then the story grabs you. The characters grab you. And the music is still the best video game soundtrack I’ve heard in 30 years of gaming. Plus, I know it’s a dated concept now, but it was so freeing being able to go into pretty much every store and talk to every character/NPC. It is a slower pace of game, for sure, but there’s a magic there if you give it a chance.

  • @flowerhead8134
    @flowerhead8134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9041

    One wise man once said
    "MmmmmmHHMMMMMmmmmm"

  • @Seishae
    @Seishae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37033

    It drives me insane how every time they speak it’s a LITTLE bit different and yet nothing new ever actually gets said.

    • @Phoenixifyable
      @Phoenixifyable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3777

      Me? Well...

    • @zzxp1
      @zzxp1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2866

      That is actually a pretty accurate way to describe the shenmue franchise as a whole

    • @jessestone7093
      @jessestone7093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      Holy shit I was just thinking that.

    • @Azami0001
      @Azami0001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +942

      SAME. I was like bro just talk already. It's funny because it's not even implied that you're supposed to end the conversation there.

    • @DairunCates
      @DairunCates 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      IMMERSION!

  • @leahl5007
    @leahl5007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13908

    That “i won’t do anything” makes me feel like he is gonna do something

    • @DoraTheDino
      @DoraTheDino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +424

      it's the implication

    • @leahl5007
      @leahl5007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      John Entwistle thank you Dennis lol 😆

    • @IEatYourSandwiches
      @IEatYourSandwiches 3 ปีที่แล้ว +422

      I didn't think he was gonna do anything until he said that

    • @WiFish
      @WiFish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      He's definitely up to something

    • @satch4684
      @satch4684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      "Me? Well..." is sus

  • @Sigh95
    @Sigh95 ปีที่แล้ว +2144

    “But you’re really scary!”
    You know, considering he’s adult stranger who won’t leave this clearly uncomfortable child alone, I think the fear is warranted.

  • @bun_66
    @bun_66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2729

    "Wait! I won't do anything!"
    "Really?"
    "Me? Well..."

  • @Nulley0
    @Nulley0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6097

    Him: Hey what's wrong
    Kid: *constipation noises

  • @2guystry485
    @2guystry485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3465

    Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?"
    Me? Well...

    • @tommj4365
      @tommj4365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The kid acts the way my bowels feel after eating at Mickie Ds

    • @kimbaldun
      @kimbaldun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Mcdonald Employee: "Mhmmmmmmhmgggg"

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "Really?"

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      @baleygr8590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

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    • @im_a_narcissist3178
      @im_a_narcissist3178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why his mouth got to move like he is speaking with real words, when in reality he’s just speaking some gibberish somewhat arousing sound. Reminds me that one kid in my basement for some reason.

  • @pokadot
    @pokadot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1142

    Child: *visibly uncomfortable*
    Ryo: keeps being persistent in finding out what is wrong....

    • @lifecamerakaran
      @lifecamerakaran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Japan is wild!

    • @JorgeRodrigues96
      @JorgeRodrigues96 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      He dosen't get social cues 😂

    • @damiencouturee6240
      @damiencouturee6240 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Its likee when youre in a perfectly fine mood but someone keeps insisting something is wrong and wont stop asking "no really whats wrong?" and end up pissing you off lol

    • @Mekthemessiah
      @Mekthemessiah 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂

  • @linksey
    @linksey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8325

    This video is 58 seconds but it feels so much longer....

    • @vhsghxul
      @vhsghxul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Sometimes time can really mess with our brains…

    • @tanalafauzan
      @tanalafauzan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      maybe because this conversation gives us expectation and disapointment repeatedly

    • @noobfromhell563
      @noobfromhell563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      WTF i thought it were 5 minutes... This is true madness

    • @donleo9356
      @donleo9356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂

    • @killaskrilla5320
      @killaskrilla5320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Felt like an hour and a half lol smh

  • @POPOPOPOPOPOP82
    @POPOPOPOPOPOP82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4390

    Interviewer: “what would you say is your greatest strength?”
    “UnnnnUNNNunnnhnn” - walks away

    • @darksparkyshark430
      @darksparkyshark430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      "Wait, I won't do anything"

    • @victor-536
      @victor-536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      if the interviewee is a woman, this answer will probably get her hired

    • @iteratedofficial
      @iteratedofficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      200th like

    • @user-vi4xy1jw7e
      @user-vi4xy1jw7e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@victor-536 incel

    • @cd4playa1245
      @cd4playa1245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao!!

  • @namelessking111
    @namelessking111 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    I like how he kept bothering the child just to tell him he won't be doing anything.

    • @THEnicholasvancosky
      @THEnicholasvancosky ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And yet he IS doing something

    • @THEnicholasvancosky
      @THEnicholasvancosky ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Talking is something you can do. Standing is something you can do. Breathing is something you can do. Etc.

    • @THEnicholasvancosky
      @THEnicholasvancosky 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @mohmoussaoui-lw6sb of course

    • @gyropizzamozzarella1012
      @gyropizzamozzarella1012 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@THEnicholasvancosky Especially staring and being scary and mad!

    • @gendoruwo6322
      @gendoruwo6322 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it's similar to "I don't know you and I don't care to know about you" guy from Oblivion.

  • @DBZMacky
    @DBZMacky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40431

    "Me? Well"
    VS
    "mmmMMMmmm"
    Truly a battle of gods

    • @that1dude704
      @that1dude704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +608

      Me? Well, I guess I’ll come back when I’m a little mmmMMMmmm calmer.

    • @myczxr
      @myczxr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +392

      "really? but you're really scary"

    • @theburningman5047
      @theburningman5047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      @@myczxr Me? Well.....

    • @bongosjanuary666
      @bongosjanuary666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      @@theburningman5047 you still mad

    • @theburningman5047
      @theburningman5047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      @@bongosjanuary666 Me? Well.....

  • @WispyWoodsman
    @WispyWoodsman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1865

    Sprints flat out at the child.
    "I won't do anything"

    • @DarknetDude
      @DarknetDude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Him? Well...

    • @fuckyoutube9713
      @fuckyoutube9713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      *kid being kidnapped*
      hhhMmmmmhhhMmMMMgghn

    • @Grail_Quest
      @Grail_Quest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahaha

    • @crimebelt
      @crimebelt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Time stamp

    • @thalassaer4137
      @thalassaer4137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@crimebelt ITS A 1 MINUTE VIDEO YA FKIN MORON SHUEJDJEGZXU7EHWBDV

  • @wa7saka
    @wa7saka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10054

    i never thought I’d see a video game conversation more ... oblivion than oblivion

    • @BillagePoopWars
      @BillagePoopWars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      By the nine!

    • @donkedonkeh6211
      @donkedonkeh6211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      have you any word of the other provinces?

    • @OkieDokieSmokie
      @OkieDokieSmokie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      This is what happens when you take a game with oblivion dialogue and hand it to a localization team.

    • @zeo278
      @zeo278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Me? Well...

    • @IMCALgames
      @IMCALgames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "Oh no. What do we do? I'm so scared."

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I love how he never actually denies being mad.

  • @apexheat6553
    @apexheat6553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1520

    When the npc wants to clock out for the day but the player still want a side quest

  • @stigmuri7766
    @stigmuri7766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1732

    In real life, if a stranger approaches you and say "I'm not gonna do anything..." repeatedly, then you can be fucking sure he's gonna do something!

    • @Nikki-jn3ud
      @Nikki-jn3ud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      😂 yes if a random man walks up to a child and says WAIT I WONT DO ANYTHING please call the fbi

    • @stigmuri7766
      @stigmuri7766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Nikki-jn3ud Indeed! Especially if he's dressed up as a clown

    • @thetramp123
      @thetramp123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      But he said he's telling the truth. Would someone just lie about that?

    • @triple75
      @triple75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      pfftt, Don't I Know!

    • @eliotsamuel4080
      @eliotsamuel4080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Nikki-jn3ud u lookin like a snack fr

  • @pinkyboy8576
    @pinkyboy8576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22128

    The writer social skill: -9000.

    • @ya.thegoat8795
      @ya.thegoat8795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Lol

    • @hopperhelp1
      @hopperhelp1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Hahahaha

    • @roumaaan
      @roumaaan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Mor like space on the cd: -9000

    • @parrydogsickle
      @parrydogsickle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      More likely the translator. I'm guessing this is a very rough literally translation of the original Japanese.

    • @zeo278
      @zeo278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Its under 9000!!!!!!

  • @faizalsyamsul
    @faizalsyamsul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Judge: You’re charged for vehicular manslaughter killing 7 pedestrians. How do you plea?
    Ryo: Me? Well…
    Judge: Mmmmm * leaves *

  • @GamingGamer22
    @GamingGamer22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4308

    Anyone who tries this hard to stop a child from leaving Is usually a problem

    • @solacebeyondsolace5926
      @solacebeyondsolace5926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +531

      Me?
      Well...

    • @fuckyoutube9713
      @fuckyoutube9713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      MmmhhhhmMMMmmmggh

    • @kektikektus
      @kektikektus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      Yeah man, idk why are my teachers stopping me from leaving smh

    • @HezekiahCrocker
      @HezekiahCrocker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      @@kektikektus Probably bc, they're still mad....

    • @ferndevil5771
      @ferndevil5771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Me?
      Well...

  • @basedandbinguspilled1482
    @basedandbinguspilled1482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5046

    Everyone makes fun of Oblivion’s NPCs, but they sleep on this gem

    • @ChronicMetamorphosis
      @ChronicMetamorphosis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      I grew up on Shenmue and my gf grew up on Oblivion. We take shots at both each others dialogue! 🤣
      Oblivion is more popular so it gets better memes.

    • @Caydiem
      @Caydiem 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Oblivion NPCs deserve all the ridicule they get.
      Despite being 7 years older Shenmue still manages to have a more believable world.

    • @ChronicMetamorphosis
      @ChronicMetamorphosis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Caydiem Agreed.

    • @yuuryustudio1697
      @yuuryustudio1697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Caydiem Me? Well...

    • @slinkbradshaw8674
      @slinkbradshaw8674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      stustudios mmmmmmmm I'm scared

  • @adam2O
    @adam2O 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11422

    Police: Sir, you were speeding and are getting a ticket.
    Ryo: Me? Well..
    Police: mmmMMMmmm
    Police: * leaves

  • @G0ddEityawesome
    @G0ddEityawesome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    I’m convinced that writer has never engaged in an actual human interaction

    • @andreatoppi5627
      @andreatoppi5627 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      He? Well..

    • @poudink5791
      @poudink5791 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      it's not so much the writing that's the problem, it's the dialogue system as a whole. these are clearly just a bunch of separate reactions spliced together semi-randomly in an attempt to create more dynamic conversations, it just doesn't work.

    • @sonic-bb
      @sonic-bb 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it does work tho. especially 30 years ago@@poudink5791

    • @gendoruwo6322
      @gendoruwo6322 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      really?
      you're still mad

  • @giraffeman326
    @giraffeman326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3363

    I feel like not knowing a single thing about this game makes the experience better

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record videos for TH-cam with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear gi

    • @giraffeman326
      @giraffeman326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      @@AxxLAfriku umm, what?

    • @petrichorrs
      @petrichorrs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@giraffeman326 don't mind them, they spam random nonsense like that in other TH-cam videos.

    • @squirrelchipmunkgopherbeaver
      @squirrelchipmunkgopherbeaver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@petrichorrs I’m losing count on how many channels they spam on

    • @aydenator27
      @aydenator27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@squirrelchipmunkgopherbeaver i feel like its rare to see axxl. i havent seem him in a long time

  • @lavendxrdreams780
    @lavendxrdreams780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7119

    bruh how many times did he say "Me? Well"

    • @thisimagelooksslightlybett1020
      @thisimagelooksslightlybett1020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      4 times

    • @kidrobot.
      @kidrobot. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      only 4 times bruh

    • @DoomKid
      @DoomKid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I must have imagined the 5th one, I just got so used to hearing it..

    • @thereview9621
      @thereview9621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      me?well

    • @uncooked_ham
      @uncooked_ham 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      As others have rightly pointed out, he said it 4 times. Hope this clears up your confusion.

  • @tamazing4429
    @tamazing4429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    0:07 What terrifies me is when the kid's mouth is moving yet what he's saying is "MMMmmMmmm"

    • @MichaelSmith-by3te
      @MichaelSmith-by3te 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I heard there are people who can tell what person says by lips movements. I would like to know what he really says. I'm not expert in that, but it's not "mmmmMMMMmmmmm" for sure

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@MichaelSmith-by3te could just be the model/animation thinking the line is dialogue.

    • @MichaelSmith-by3te
      @MichaelSmith-by3te 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@peppermillers8361 Sure, that's what is wondering, what is that "dialog" it thinks it is. It could be everything, that's why it's curious, what's exactly being said there

    • @purplecheesecake496
      @purplecheesecake496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He was MMMMMHYeahh as in brtiney spears oops i did it again

    • @nicolen3177
      @nicolen3177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SJSGSJDGSHDGSG 😂

  • @crabsynth8761
    @crabsynth8761 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Nobody has noticed the amazing indian dholak drum playing in the background blendling seamlessly with the oriental flute... ❤! What a soundtrack... Awesome!

  • @sodagirl1092
    @sodagirl1092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2432

    With a hair cut like that, I'd be crying too.

    • @Nikki-jn3ud
      @Nikki-jn3ud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Me? Well.....

    • @aamaagii
      @aamaagii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      That's your life bro

    • @Ofallthings089
      @Ofallthings089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Fuck it though man it’s your life.

    • @H.K.5
      @H.K.5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      We all had bad haircuts as a kid.

    • @dunkey759
      @dunkey759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OUCH

  • @maxfischer469
    @maxfischer469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1063

    I tried reenacting this scene with a random kid at the store and now I’m banned from Best Buy.

    • @toceeno874
      @toceeno874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Are you serious?

    • @maxfischer469
      @maxfischer469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@toceeno874 lol no. Just a joke

    • @toceeno874
      @toceeno874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@maxfischer469 oh.

    • @-kold
      @-kold 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@maxfischer469 hmm

    • @willthebeast8002
      @willthebeast8002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@-kold lol

  • @lightning5273
    @lightning5273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19090

    A conversation when two redditors meet in real life.

    • @andyd6338
      @andyd6338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +656

      Sounds more like two maps talking on twitter

    • @mw7845
      @mw7845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +540

      Me? Well...

    • @pannacottafugo2311
      @pannacottafugo2311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +415

      @@mw7845 You're still mad!

    • @dienstaghd5815
      @dienstaghd5815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      @@pannacottafugo2311 me?
      Well...

    • @masarusenpai1952
      @masarusenpai1952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      redditors when they slaughter the kid next door for doing fortnite dances on tiktok

  • @heathercalun4919
    @heathercalun4919 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    The “charm” of Shenmue is how every conversation feels like it’s being shouted across a room, even when you’re only a foot away from each other.

    • @MrStickman1997
      @MrStickman1997 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YEAHHH, SOME MONEYYY!!!!!!

    • @Comkill117
      @Comkill117 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      “THIS IS THE BEST PART! LEAVE ME ALONE!”
      “I see.”

  • @Chris-le9xw
    @Chris-le9xw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    0:27 HIS MOUTH KILLS ME

    • @amadeosendiulo2137
      @amadeosendiulo2137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Me? Well...

    • @realswobby
      @realswobby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's like smiling and trying to articulate "pls don't kill me" at the same time 😂😂😂

    • @ReMeDy_TV
      @ReMeDy_TV 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea, pucker up!

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah it’s like he’s a ventriloquists dummy and he is moving his mouth

  • @XJBXFK
    @XJBXFK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1021

    these kids nowadays, always humming and afraid

    • @ladyrandom7080
      @ladyrandom7080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      But I won't do anything c:

    • @1nsertusername
      @1nsertusername 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      But you're still mad

    • @Tiago-
      @Tiago- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @SpectrumYaaan
      @SpectrumYaaan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *Me,well*

    • @amalgamationprime3168
      @amalgamationprime3168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Trust me, I'm telling you the truth.
      I only killed 13 strippers and 29 gang members.

  • @pepperonin1914
    @pepperonin1914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1096

    The kid's reaction to a man charging 60mph zig zagging right at him is... understandable

    • @kirarodgers4739
      @kirarodgers4739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Agreed

    • @operaghosts
      @operaghosts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      🏃‍♂️🧍‍♂️Can you help me

    • @NAME-yg8sl
      @NAME-yg8sl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I guess I would be pretty scared too

    • @Laenthor
      @Laenthor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      But wait, he won't do anything!

    • @singleplayermoments
      @singleplayermoments ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Laenthor Him? Well…

  • @zanej3988
    @zanej3988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This was like a conversation between 2 of those AI chatbots

  • @bkw11
    @bkw11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    Kid: "You're gonna abuduct me"
    Guy: "Me? Well..."

  • @posysdogovych2065
    @posysdogovych2065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    This is literally like how all the conversations in my dreams go. A typically easy process becomes inexplicably complicated and ultimately I find myself going in circles without ever accomplishing anything.

    • @mahjong89
      @mahjong89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same but my dreams go in loops rather than circle

    • @RoseBlackRocks
      @RoseBlackRocks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dreams, you say? This is my every day life lol

    • @surpriseraisin5892
      @surpriseraisin5892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      All my dreams are devoid of people, I'd love to be able to talk to someone in a dream one day, it sounds like a weird experience

    • @arcyine
      @arcyine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You people's dreaming is weird, my dreams can get pretty strange but the basis of it doesn't stray off of logic.

    • @m00nrac00n
      @m00nrac00n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, totally. Most of my dreams are like that. The most braindead conversations ever.

  • @guitarsimon1
    @guitarsimon1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3007

    Thanks to social anxiety this is basically my internal monologue during most interactions

    • @Nikki-jn3ud
      @Nikki-jn3ud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      You're not alone friend 🫂

    • @guitarsimon1
      @guitarsimon1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@Nikki-jn3ud Ah thanks! (mmmMMmm I’m scared)

    • @Nikki-jn3ud
      @Nikki-jn3ud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@guitarsimon1 me? Well.... 😭

    • @guitarsimon1
      @guitarsimon1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@Nikki-jn3ud Oh really? You’re still mad! 😖

    • @heyho7204
      @heyho7204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@ReverseGuy just two people with social anxiety coming together and having some fun.
      If anyone here is cringe it would have to be you.

  • @OversizedSausage
    @OversizedSausage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6162

    Teacher: Wheres your homework?
    Me: Me? Well...

    • @dont2835
      @dont2835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      SmH

    • @auh4806
      @auh4806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      10 minutes later...
      Teacher: *HmmHmmHmm*

    • @zulimations
      @zulimations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Teacher: mmMmm mhh

    • @tombkings6279
      @tombkings6279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@zulimations (●__●)

    • @imnotafurrybut4133
      @imnotafurrybut4133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@auh4806 trust me im telling you the truth

  • @Shaythe
    @Shaythe ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The “me well” always gets me haha.

  • @Aidan.w
    @Aidan.w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +999

    I was expecting the conversation to progress if you speak to him enough times but then he just keeps saying "Me? Well..." XD

    • @paperluigi6132
      @paperluigi6132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      He could've just said "This is just my face"

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Nate Higgers He just wants to know where he can find some "sailors"

    • @indigowendigo8165
      @indigowendigo8165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nate Higgers
      That makes Ryo sound no different from Guts to be honest. XD

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@indigowendigo8165 they are both on endless journeys that will not be finished in any of our lifetimes

    • @TheMisterGuy
      @TheMisterGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "he wasn't even mad in the first place!"
      He is in a foreign country so he can track down and beat a gangster to death with his bare hands as revenge for murdering his father.

  • @nickbuckman6765
    @nickbuckman6765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3007

    Conventional Wisdom: "Dialogue should serve the plot and/or characterization, be compelling, and, most of all, coherent."
    Yu Suzuki: "Me? Well..."

    • @Rodri34451
      @Rodri34451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      MMMmmMmmm

    • @edgelord121
      @edgelord121 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@Rodri34451 "Wait! I won't do anything."
      "Or would I?" *VSauce music*

    • @avanishdutta2658
      @avanishdutta2658 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That Wisdom is old and bored now. The wisdom right now is as long as dialogues are quotable and cool in twitter and memes, then it is good dialogue. Otherwise trash.

    • @flameyoshi07
      @flameyoshi07 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "gongaga"

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@flameyoshi07"Goongas!" -George Lucas

  • @irahshots
    @irahshots 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2317

    What the heck is happening

    • @eddiepurple
      @eddiepurple  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1203

      He won't do anything.

    • @restlessdreams17
      @restlessdreams17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +557

      @@eddiepurple Really?

    • @yigoh8437
      @yigoh8437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +568

      @@restlessdreams17 but he's really scary

    • @lavendxrdreams780
      @lavendxrdreams780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +413

      @@yigoh8437 he has his word

    • @kingbadmovie
      @kingbadmovie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +454

      @@lavendxrdreams780 He's still mad though.

  • @Boo-lz7fm
    @Boo-lz7fm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    That "Me? Well..." is my favorite line now.

  • @zkirbster
    @zkirbster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    This kid clearly needs to take a leak and Ryo just won't let him go. No wonder the conversation isn't getting anywhere.

    • @russellseddon5544
      @russellseddon5544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Well you could say the conversation isn’t flowing 😂

    • @kr0626
      @kr0626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@russellseddon5544 🤣

    • @youruniquestyle
      @youruniquestyle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @tommj4365
      @tommj4365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kid already took a dump, actually...

    • @ReplyReaper8617
      @ReplyReaper8617 ปีที่แล้ว

      ‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌

  • @arandomweeb1890
    @arandomweeb1890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    When it’s your first time trying to kidnap a child

    • @ted9030
      @ted9030 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      specialist

    • @navistm1
      @navistm1 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      After you watched "how to kidnap child tutorial"

    • @apchistuz
      @apchistuz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      First?

    • @kristianhumphreys
      @kristianhumphreys ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh fuck that just creased me 😂😂😂😂

    • @kristianhumphreys
      @kristianhumphreys ปีที่แล้ว

      I just spat my cider on my phone because of this 😂😂😂

  • @kindasomeviews
    @kindasomeviews 3 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    i cant tell who's crazier. the devs or the characters, cuz this shit aint normal

    • @eddycat8779
      @eddycat8779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @Cristiano dos Santos Gomes Regardless, the Devs are still ultra retarded

    • @toxin4609
      @toxin4609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@eddycat8779 not the devs, the people in charge of translating the dialogue, some people forget Shenmue wasn’t written this way, it’s the byproduct of direct translation

    • @someonefar5600
      @someonefar5600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@toxin4609 Maybe its the lost in translation effect. Or maybe, it's just the stellar voice talent?

    • @okiedokie2840
      @okiedokie2840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      n a g i t o

    • @okiedokie2840
      @okiedokie2840 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Cristiano dos Santos Gomes tas zangado

  • @fido9745
    @fido9745 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I think this interaction is saying something deeper , that Ryu’s quest for revenge is preventing him from appreciating life for what it is, the child is an oracle of sorts.

  • @Moon-hr1fq
    @Moon-hr1fq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    legends has it they are still having this conversation to this day

    • @imsexyroblox6838
      @imsexyroblox6838 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/w86rotpPU1Q/w-d-xo.html .,

    • @fatdiscordmod
      @fatdiscordmod 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Me? Well..

    • @dunkey759
      @dunkey759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@fatdiscordmod *mmmhhmmm*

    • @everyone4352
      @everyone4352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I like the fact that you made the thumbnail into your pfp

    • @spongwhastap
      @spongwhastap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey, what's wrong?

  • @TheSuperQuail
    @TheSuperQuail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5007

    When you invent a new dialogue system but forgot you're a horrible writer.

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +466

    Friend: "How do you get your water?"
    Me: "Well."

    • @DarknetDude
      @DarknetDude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      "You're still mad..."

    • @s-saad7401
      @s-saad7401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Friend: mmmmmHMMMmmHmmm

    • @jaynadiah5498
      @jaynadiah5498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      under rated comment. good one

    • @tiger1ac
      @tiger1ac 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you got me damn

    • @amadeosendiulo2137
      @amadeosendiulo2137 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You got me. Well.

  • @alex.starostin
    @alex.starostin ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I'm still mad we didn't get a satisfying conclusion to this epic conversation

  • @rosshurst5630
    @rosshurst5630 3 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    My favorite conversation in Shenmue 2 is when you're tracking the lady with the bird and a kid tells you, "She has one of those black things in a cage. You know, the ones that mimick you." And Ryo responds "Like a dog or a cat?" And you wonder why It's taking so long to find Lan Di. It feels as if aliens landed at the building where the games were being made and said "we've been studying human language most of the afternoon so let us write your dialog."

  • @zazry86100
    @zazry86100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    “Have you heard of the high elves?”
    “Me? Well...”

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "STOP YOU VIOLATED THE CHILD PAY THE FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT!"

    • @ridanann
      @ridanann 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crashpal in RPG times if you violated a child you would be murdered relatively quickly or if you're in the greco-roman part of the world probably given a government job the more things change lol

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ridanann oblivion guard: "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"

    • @ridanann
      @ridanann 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crashpal "M'aiq believes the children are our future. But he doesn't want them ruining all of our fun. lol

  • @jasonskerrett3826
    @jasonskerrett3826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    "Are you going to throw me in a van".......Me, Well...

    • @gwiz6955
      @gwiz6955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "mmmMMMmmm"

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "I've got candy"

    • @GozoKLAMB
      @GozoKLAMB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@crashpal But your mad

    • @Chilldudenocap
      @Chilldudenocap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@GozoKLAMB me? well

    • @fudgenugget2690
      @fudgenugget2690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Chilldudenocap "mmmMMmmm"

  • @TheTraveler980
    @TheTraveler980 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    This is like an AI conversation before it became an AI conversation.

  • @sharptongue2972
    @sharptongue2972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Years ago, I was Chinese

  • @LarnrothSDergan
    @LarnrothSDergan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    "I won't do anything"
    "But you're still mad"
    Kid, what did you DO?!

    • @nullinvoid1415
      @nullinvoid1415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      For real like it might be justified 🤷

    • @samuelturner6076
      @samuelturner6076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think he’s one of the kids who stole Ryo (the player characters) bag. Basically Ryo had just arrived in china and a bad bunch stole all hid had except the clothes of his back, so he was trying to get it back.
      EDIT He’s probably not but I think Ryo was trying to ask him about the kid who did steal his bag.

    • @jamalthompson6597
      @jamalthompson6597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Kid:Me? Well...

    • @blitzthespittah3712
      @blitzthespittah3712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jamalthompson6597 oh my god my sides hurt from laughing

    • @ReplyReaper8617
      @ReplyReaper8617 ปีที่แล้ว

      ‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌

  • @Red-be6fn
    @Red-be6fn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    I would be scared of Ryo too if he kept repeating what he just said 5 times

    • @RedPanda391
      @RedPanda391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nice pfp! Very cute.

  • @badlie4858
    @badlie4858 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    legends say this dude still tries to tell this kid he won't do anything

  • @stef-ruvx
    @stef-ruvx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    wait .. I w o n t d o a n y t h i n g

  • @riftcrawler4349
    @riftcrawler4349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Child: Kidnapper!
    Ryo: Me?...well

  • @Ancient_Ys
    @Ancient_Ys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1146

    What the hell man, leave the kid alone will ya?

    • @lostpockets2227
      @lostpockets2227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      Me?
      Well...

    • @Ancient_Ys
      @Ancient_Ys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@lostpockets2227 😂😂😂

    • @davisbowe8668
      @davisbowe8668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      To be fair, the kid was acting pretty damn creepy.

    • @truenewtype2239
      @truenewtype2239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@lostpockets2227 LMAO you killing me!

    • @Ancient_Ys
      @Ancient_Ys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@truenewtype2239 xD

  • @cashcleaner
    @cashcleaner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    This kid communicates better than most of my exes.

    • @monthekey7
      @monthekey7 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm your ex and I agree

  • @SwellStuff483
    @SwellStuff483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    “Can you help me?”
    *High-pitched groaning*

  • @jatoarkanen4435
    @jatoarkanen4435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Game devs: Dear writer, please write some memorable dialogue.
    Writer: Me? Well...

  • @HybridFFC
    @HybridFFC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. -Sun Tzu

    • @ellasedits_
      @ellasedits_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      “Me? Well...”
      - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @OlviMasta77
      @OlviMasta77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      XD

    • @TheDeathclawhunter
      @TheDeathclawhunter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ellasedits_ hahahaha!!!!

    • @arbendit4348
      @arbendit4348 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​​​@@ellasedits_mmmmmmmmphg
      -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

  • @STIRRUPLEATHER
    @STIRRUPLEATHER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Why are you locked in the bathroom?"
    "Me? Well..."

  • @zzzxxx4295
    @zzzxxx4295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +600

    This is oblivion level of dialogue, maybe even better.

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "Hello fine citizen how are you today?"

    • @doryaman
      @doryaman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@crashpal _"See you."_

    • @darkfent
      @darkfent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Try house of the dead level

    • @VesperLilly
      @VesperLilly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Imagine if the souls series had this kind of dialogue... Then again there's the poorly translated mod

    • @goldenwonderland
      @goldenwonderland 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Better for sure 😂

  • @isle-delfino
    @isle-delfino 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    I'm getting secondhand embarrassment just watching this.

  • @VividPagan
    @VividPagan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    I've never been more uncomfortable in my entire life.

  • @operaghost2380
    @operaghost2380 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "Wait! I won't do anything!" is possibly the most suspicious conversational opener I've ever heard.

  • @hummus4598
    @hummus4598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    He's making those sounds because he has to pee and is desperately trying to get away from this strange adult who keeps asking him questions.

  • @laudj_art
    @laudj_art 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "Me? Well..." Doesn't feel like words anymore.

  • @Howlinglider
    @Howlinglider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "Have I ever told you the definition...of insanity?"

    • @theghost3274
      @theghost3274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Me? Well..

    • @DarknetDude
      @DarknetDude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You're really scary...

    • @Howlinglider
      @Howlinglider 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@DarknetDude "Me? Well..."

    • @ShameTooShame
      @ShameTooShame 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Howlinglider MmmmmMMn

    • @Howlinglider
      @Howlinglider 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ShameTooShame "Hey, what's wrong?..."

  • @Im2lazy4thisCrit
    @Im2lazy4thisCrit 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “Police, you’re under arrest!”
    “Me?
    Well…”

  • @supremequantv6887
    @supremequantv6887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    This just shows the burning anger residing deep within Ryo seeing as he cannot deny if he is “still mad”

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m surprised he didn’t ask him if he knows any sailors

  • @pauldubreuil7857
    @pauldubreuil7857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +876

    The writers of this dialogue must have got inspired by Shakespeare, and the American / Russian masters of literature. What a moving piece, halfway thru I got emotional...

    • @INFEDnoX
      @INFEDnoX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      "Me? Well..." - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

    • @justinian-the-great
      @justinian-the-great 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@INFEDnoX "UmmmmMMMMMM.... *MMMM* ......hmmm!" - Leo Tolstoy

    • @SecretRatDestroyer
      @SecretRatDestroyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@justinian-the-great "You're still mad!" - Ivan Turgenev

    • @mesutozil33
      @mesutozil33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yu Suzuki is a legend. His contributions to games mainly between the 80's and 90's can't be erased by a bunch of kids who only know western shit. English is not my first language.

    • @deflash
      @deflash ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dantes: Wait I won't do anything
      Pushkin: ummm ugh

  • @frownieclownie
    @frownieclownie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    It feels like an endless loop if it was a victim to the Mandela effect it just gets slightly different each time it repeats

  • @TheAllcreatorLiveArchives
    @TheAllcreatorLiveArchives ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I feel like this kid got beat by his father. Now he thinks anyone with eyebrows is mad at him.

  • @0Fyrebrand0
    @0Fyrebrand0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    *Chris Hansen:* "Hi Ryo, why don't you take a seat."

    • @SEiMEi_EXiSTS
      @SEiMEi_EXiSTS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *Ryo:* "Me? Well..."

    • @fuckyoutube9713
      @fuckyoutube9713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Ryo:* Can you help me?

    • @Kellicros
      @Kellicros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ryo: "Wait, I won't do anything. Trust me, I'm telling you the truth."

    • @peoples2296
      @peoples2296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kellicros mmmhhmmmhh...

  • @TheAntiTrope
    @TheAntiTrope 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Ah remember the good old days when every child in games looked like an uncanny valley demon just waiting to initiate the right dialogue option to break free into our realm?

  • @jackkraken3888
    @jackkraken3888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    "I won't do anything"
    "Really?"
    "Yes, in fact I have an entire van of free candy over there.."

  • @dekucake
    @dekucake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Are you ok?"
    _depressed microwave noises_

  • @whatever9274
    @whatever9274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Chinese guy: Years ago, I was Chinese.
    Ryo: Me? Well...

  • @Justforvisit
    @Justforvisit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    So, what do you guys think of this conversation?
    Me? Well....

  • @dragonsong2564
    @dragonsong2564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Phenomenal voice acting. Truly Oscar-worthy performances.

  • @carm_ar
    @carm_ar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    What an emotional conversation I’m shaking and crying

  • @HannahKayW
    @HannahKayW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I seriously want to play this just for the laughs

  • @phexus
    @phexus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    For years and years I've always heard about how awesome this game is. I finally watch a video of it, and they weren't lying.

  • @Marinuss
    @Marinuss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    HmhmhmHmhMhmmmm

    • @SugarBunsHuns
      @SugarBunsHuns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @123 Kidd Black man 1: "Wait! I won't do anything."
      Black man 2: "Really?"
      Black man 1: "You have my word."
      Black man 2: "But last time I dropped the soap..."
      Black man 1: "Me, well..."
      Shower Scene: *mmmMMMMmmmmmmMmmMMmm*

    • @dinosaul
      @dinosaul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SugarBunsHuns NOOOO

  • @erick.1888
    @erick.1888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this is the izanagi jutsu loop done by itachi to make him controll his anger !!

  • @ktc776
    @ktc776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    This whole conversation reminded me when my father used to teach me math. And when I didn't understand something he would yell at me. But after a couple of minutes of me holding in my tears he would ask me: "What's wrong?".

  • @pinkguy3146
    @pinkguy3146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    I cant ever have a normal conversation with a child.... they just wont stop crying when I try to take them to my house

    • @sup8429
      @sup8429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Edgy kid

    • @teopazdrijan1008
      @teopazdrijan1008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Pink guy cancelled 😥😪

    • @toceeno874
      @toceeno874 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ZoOm!! BoInG!!!
      DaKotA.

    • @Caramelldansen9999
      @Caramelldansen9999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sup8429 snowflake

    • @gvtterslag
      @gvtterslag 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Caramelldansen9999 ok caleb

  • @YeTism
    @YeTism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “Wait, I won’t do anything”
    - Jeffery Epstein

    • @sitarama3219
      @sitarama3219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "~Mmmmhmmugh"
      -The kid

  • @nkvd1606
    @nkvd1606 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Never denies being mad. Never denies being scary.

    • @iskanderrg
      @iskanderrg 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Him? Well...