Mason F yes we definitely can and if anybody disagrees the clearly have never experienced the wonder and magic of Star Wars- Though I prefer not to talk about Disney Star Wars 👀
Do you realize how insulting that was to me as a Christian. But no Christian just have to suck it while people go around cussing our God because they spilt their soda's "OMG".
LUKE:Vader's on that ship HAN:How do you know? LUKE:I can hear his theme music 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I love this video,I'm a star wars fan so I laughed at every joke😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Super Tactical Droid Kalani why the fuck are you on this video if you're not a Star Wars fan and are calling the viewers kids for no reason? Your life must be sad...
Kritiko He had yolo in his name, my username is based after a Star Wars character...One of your videos have dank in it, I would love to read that sentence with out auto correct.
4:55 as a die hard Star Wars fan, did anyone else notice that the star fighters circling the new hope Death Star were ep. 7 era (first order tie fighters, resistance x-wings, etc.) I mean, it's pretty clever as a pregnancy shirt, but it's era-inaccurate.
My mom: Goes to star wars shop Me: follow my mom My mom: is there makeup in this shop?? Me: yeah... My mom: ohh ok Me: shows where the makeup is My mom: is this even makeup?? Me: yeahhh My mom: so why is there a monster face??? Me: Umm.. we're in a star wars shop.. My mom: (speechless)....
Not in a literal way, this is supposed to be a father-son thing, and Clones are the non-literal fathers of the Stormtroopers. For a while Clones were the first Stormtroopers and their armor is advanced Clone armor. So basically Stormtroopers are evolved Clones. It makes sense. Someone hasn't looked into the soldiers of Star Wars
The Most Cool Sounding Voices in Star Wars: 1st.........Darth Vader 2nd........ General Grievous 3rd......... Stormtrooper NOTICE: THIS COMMENT IS A PART OF OPINION
Juggernaut, I know someone will claim you're wrong but you are right, so let me quickly just say for anyone wanting to say you're wrong, all surviving clones from after the clone wars joined the Imperial Military. Cloning continued for a while but was stopped a few years into the Empire for reasons not explained the the new canon. Vader kept the 501st because they were basically elite variants ordered by Palpatine to have different training so they wouldn't be seen as old and incompetent by the Imperial officers.
The survivors actually retired, or decided to train new storm troopers, apparently most died on the first Death Star. Apparently a few on the storm troopers on Endor were 501st clones.... But... I can imagine them not being too good at combat when 60 years old. Some retired because they could, and like I said, the rest trained new recruits as that was the standard for any clones alive in the Empire.
Orion Joynes The remaining troopers after order 66 where the last "cloned" troopers then the kamino facility was destroyed to prevent of a army to be used against the empire.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
At the Darth Mall the prices are always cut in half
Ha, I see what you did there
Whu, but but at lukes mall and plus strore , everything is full price, ecept the storm troopas
That joke was funnier than the entire video.
@@arandombrowncoat3946 r/woosh
@@arandombrowncoat3946 r/woooosh
Can we just all agree that Star Wars is the best thing ever?
Yup
AMEN
Yep
Mason F yes we definitely can and if anybody disagrees the clearly have never experienced the wonder and magic of Star Wars-
Though I prefer not to talk about Disney Star Wars
👀
Yes
Anakin is sad
Sadakin
Anakin is glad
Gladakin
Anakin is mad
The younglings are dead
Can we get an F in the chat
Lol
Ha
F
I think that is madakin
Me saying my favourite Star Wars characters after 1 wine bottle:
"Oh yeah, I like Obi-*Wine* Kenobi and Qui-Gon *Gin*
I already thought of the qui gon gin thingXD
Anakin Skwinewalker, Mace Winedu, JarJar Drinks, Darth Waiter I Need More Alcohol, Segulpa, the list keeps going...
qui gon is gon
If you like moonshine there's always mason jar jar drinx
"Cad Bane on a bullet train" and "Mace Windu out the windu" are my favorite ones
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Me: Star Wars "The Rice of Skywalker"
the RICE of Skywalker VS Bill Dorito the ILLUMINACHO
Haha
Lol
that wasn’t funny
The Horse Awakens
“Things Only Star Wars Fans Will Find Funny”
_posts some of the most well known and popular references_
Gemnox - ikr it’s kinda cringe
“Obi Wine Kenobi”
RD-P2
Yeah I feel like people who know what Star Wars is will find these funny
The jokes are so normie it’s hurting my brain
Star wars: like
Star Trek: comment
A. Rebeih seems like i like both of them
*HALO!!!*
I like Starwars, but I'm commenting anyway! I guess you could say, I'm a *rebel*. YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Darth Aqua Sheep but you are a sith Lord how dat work 😐?
Gareth Doug ...
Mustafar is Red kamino is blue
You were my brother Anakin i loved you
Ha
good one
Noice
Dathomir is red
Kamino is blue
I killed not just the men
But the women and the children too
@@bendoodnath3784 good one
Roses are red
Circles are round
It's over anakin
I have the high ground
I know I misspelled anakin
Enter 54623 ....you didn't. How clever.
when I saw this comment it had 66 likes...
Enter 54623 much true
Cool
"Mum that's not Jesus" Im dying😂😂
nna a it's not Jesus it's obi-wan
That was funny 😂😂😂😂
That is Jesus
Tyler Hartlep correct
that is jesus
Welcome to the Darth Mall, were everything is
half off
lol
Trying... not... to...
CRINGE
Better than anything in the video
Lol!!
"Clap Clap Clap Clap" Encore, Encore!
0:16 I see a purple lightsaber next to that and I swear to god if that’s mace winedu....
Wtf did this make me laugh so hard ?
He’s a Sith now I guess
Wait... how he survive?
@@tyanimations it's called resurrection
:|
lasers are red
the death star is found
it's over Anakin
I have the high ground
:)
XD NOICE
You should put
The death star is round
Oh yes
sadaf shah the death star is round
for the few of us that are up at 3 am
Random things to do if you're bored I did an all nighter.
Random things to do if you're bored 1:22am for me
Random things to do if you're bored Im up at 4 am
i never sleep MWAHAHAHA😂 Jk
Random things to do if you're bored omg I'm literally at 3:20 am
Luke: how my father died sir?
Obi wan: He wasn't good at playing "The floor is lava".
Luke: • •?
That hit hard
niceeeee
no he got attacked by a creature with a chicken head and duck feet, and a women's face too
they had to clean the floors
Well at least hes not lieing
@@Sam-ub8mx The floors?!?
“Mom that’s not a picture of Jesus”
Mom: HE HIS TO ME!!!
And for me!❤️
@@aeromorphenjoyer7102 but he killed u
@@yak3543 *are you sure about that*
And too us
He his? What does that mean
I want that tie-fighter table, a long side with the Han Solo table
Same
I don't think a human figure as a table would be effective or look good at all...
You should put it on the stove it will became real han solo
Yes! Do you know where they got it?
7:04 the kid who filled this out is gonna be a Jedi Consular when he grows up.
I agree
Do you realize how insulting that was to me as a Christian. But no Christian just have to suck it while people go around cussing our God because they spilt their soda's "OMG".
Me seeing my dad putting Obi Wan as Jesus: Obi Wan isn't Jesus
Dad continues: He switches the devil with Darth Vader
Me : Ohhh
Me: *sees pee on bathroom wall*
Me: a storm trooper must've used this
I get it
@. Stormtroopers Mostly Miss Their Shots (With Blasters) and Ann means it Pee and it aimed onto the wall
You just saved someone from being wooshed
Me when i see this hero saved someone from being wooshed: you are strong and wise and i am very proud of you
Pretty sure they pee in their armour. It's why they have diapers on the outside of their armour.
5:01 smooth criminal by micheal jackson
"I got burned once."
"That's cute."
I DIED OF LAUGHTER
Backwards Pros me to
Backwards Pros I would have made it so Vader took his mask of for like two seconds
Backwards Pros p
On: Vader (Dark Side)
Off: Luke (Light Side)
Me: There's something really wrong here
What is it
@@Merely_To_Observe watch the vid
LUKE:Vader's on that ship
HAN:How do you know?
LUKE:I can hear his theme music
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I love this video,I'm a star wars fan so I laughed at every joke😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Demo Yolo Sad gullible child.
Super Tactical Droid Kalani why the fuck are you on this video if you're not a Star Wars fan and are calling the viewers kids for no reason? Your life must be sad...
Kritiko He had yolo in his name, my username is based after a Star Wars character...One of your videos have dank in it, I would love to read that sentence with out auto correct.
Kritiko Hope that answered your question, Don't get offended please. :)
I've been a fan for my entire life and absolutely none of these are funny
"Only Star Wars Fans,"? Everyone is a fucking Star Wars fan at this point! We've reached critical Star Wars mass!
Duston Albers I just started watching Star Wars vids few weeks ago I think
Duston Albers nah I hate Star Wars it's kinda creepy to me
UnicornLovesSparklez :D How How dare you
Kevin_YT Cavollari not my fault..
UnicornLovesSparklez :D hmm
0:08 Mom that is not a picture of Jesus .....ROFL.
Or is that?
OBIWAN KANOBI
*kenobi*
Me: Post's a Picture of a Stormtrooper Taking a Shot
My Girlfriend: What?
Me: *Moves Away* I'm Just saying, I'm going to miss you
Baby Yoda I need a jedi master to learn how to use the FORK
4:40 I totally know exactly where that rock formation is. I live only a couple hours away and go there a couple times a year.
"Select all squares with jedi masters" LOL I GET THAT ONE
is that legit something they give you for a security question? BRUH
Is it weird that I got a Star Wars ad at the beginning
It's a coincidence.
No
Gorillava i got too
Gorillava no everyone gets one people choose the ads
It's the prophecy
Explaining math to a 1 yr is like trying to explain Star Wars to a hobbit fan
I love Star Wars And The Hobbit!
The Lego maker ! I think that isaac asimovs foundation series is the best there are no movies of it yet only books
Same, love them both.
The Lego maker yah mean Star Trek
The Lego maker ! YEP that's why I like star wars
5:08 I NEED A TUTORIAL
Weasels Eat Bagels lol same
It's X-wing, isn't it?
@@inite5779 its an X-Wing.
@@inite5779 you have failed me for the last time
@@thegjallarhorn8958 oh good I made so big mistake
Mikey: I am your owner
Luke:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
George Lucas: well I am his father
Luke: That's even worse
1:00 I don’t find it funny because it’s not a stormtrooper, it’s a clone trooper
Clone troopers are the predecessors of the Storm Troopers they served all our great Emperor Palpatine and the great Dark Side
But we were more reliable
proud hufflepuff thank you
Exactly
Hold uP that looks like the order 66 trooper.
‘Things only star wars fans find funny’
Soo, everybody?
Not everybody
Izko people have opinions
(I love Star Wars just sayin)
Just saying, it was a joke since most of pop culture likes star wars
Correct
Your teacher took your phone? Mine took my legs😂😂😂😂
Walid CB i get this joke a lot
Love the solo and wookie meme :) lol
I remember when on episode 6 i thought the green saber was from qui gon, and R2 kept it. 😂😂😂
3:59 I HAVE THAT EXACT SAME CHESS BOARD! IT'S A COLLECTABLE!
4:55 as a die hard Star Wars fan, did anyone else notice that the star fighters circling the new hope Death Star were ep. 7 era (first order tie fighters, resistance x-wings, etc.) I mean, it's pretty clever as a pregnancy shirt, but it's era-inaccurate.
keen eye
ScytheandScream Studios thx
Smoob tube yeah i saw coz of poes x wing
Not sure if I should scold you for being too critical........or bow to your dedication to our way of life.....
Smoob tube IKR that made my eye twitch! I have OCD, so that played my nerves like a guitar
4:03 I have that chess set
I have a similar chess set.
I NEEED IT ( from spongebob squarepants )
Me too
WHERE CAN I GET THAT
Shadowblade and Lightin they don’t sell it any more its worth 10,000s of pounds
1:21,best part😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:30 That guy is just asking to get killed.
Akira Hoagland I think that's George Lucas himself haha
Akira Hoagland considering he made star wars I doubt it lol
+danTheTurtle It doesn't matter who is holding the sign, it could be bill gates. Anyone who holds that sign has just signed there death.
Akira Hoagland You are so clueless...
+JustGotAGamingPC I'm not clueless. It was meant to be interpreted sarcasticly, but it's hard to put in a voice while typing.
I'm no Star Wars fan but i find it funny
Sovietbear9134 nerds ATTACK!!!!😂😂😂lol
Did y'all hear about Anakin? He is really bad at the floor is lava.
0:58 that’s a clone trooper holding a stormtrooper
Sorry I have no idea what Jerry was doing
The representation was that the stormtrooper is the son of the clone trooper after the transition to the empire
one time in a storm I tried to use the force to turn off my bedroom light and the power went out..........#usetheforce
You made your first steps in a larger world.
Welcome to the Force
i think you used force lightning
Sometimes I just look at things and they randomly move or, on a few occasions, turned on.
I'm not joking, this stuff actually happened.
Deamon Rodriguez u probably turned ur self on then lol
These were very funny at least for me who has a shelf full of Star Wars things.
B-Girl Gaming i have a room dedicated to Star Wars, try me
1:17 obi wan had the high ground though
MisguidedTotalWar it was the bridge scene not the high ground scene
i realized it after im sorry
MisguidedTotalWar i know i said that!
My mom: Goes to star wars shop
Me: follow my mom
My mom: is there makeup in this shop??
Me: yeah...
My mom: ohh ok
Me: shows where the makeup is
My mom: is this even makeup??
Me: yeahhh
My mom: so why is there a monster face???
Me: Umm.. we're in a star wars shop..
My mom: (speechless)....
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
MAUL!?!!!!!
chewbacca loreal
@@KevinGrasshopper 🤦♀️ imagine maul's face is in the makeup shop...
lol
i want that chess set.
yes, and the computer desk!
Oh yea forgot about that; that to is a MUST have
and the Carbonite coffee table as well
Carbonite coffee table looks awsome
i want all of this and probaly change the tie for a X-Wing
I laugh so freaking mush now and I can't stop!😂😂😂
5:19 I envy the person who has that kinda time
Anakin “I won’t let anyone harm padme”
Anakin ten minutes later force choking padme
Prego lady with a "Death Star" t-shirt is unsettling. It's only appropriate for beer belly.
And pregnant woman😉
Did know that clone trooper son is a lego
Plz spak engrish.
Galaxy Class Starship I don't even want to know
Strawberry Clorox Bleach
Strom? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Strawberry Clorox Bleach But the dad was a clone trooper
Wolf Pack WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS!
1 thousand dislikes from triggered Star Trek fans who don't even get it
BuilderdogPlayz I'm not triggered and I'm a star trek fan also I still get it
Audrey B no one cares
5:38 this one is sick🤣🤣😂
Star wars fans push like ;-)
Mohamed Zakri nice photo
Mohamed Zakri no
Wow, what are you doing here?
Yeet
Mohamed Zakri No
4:24 that's so good!
*THINGS ONLY A STAR WARS FAN WILL FIND FUNNY*
Proceeds to show a Stormtrooper next to a Clone
Not in a literal way, this is supposed to be a father-son thing, and Clones are the non-literal fathers of the Stormtroopers. For a while Clones were the first Stormtroopers and their armor is advanced Clone armor. So basically Stormtroopers are evolved Clones. It makes sense.
Someone hasn't looked into the soldiers of Star Wars
GamerSheep302 Search up the definition of evolved before using it.
GamerSheep302 Also storm troopers have an entire new thing going for they're armour.
GamerSheep302
Bro, it was intended to be a bad joke, please don't just assume, you make an ASS of U and ME.
Have a wonderful day
Ashlee Egge-Daborn 4:23 😂
0:07 "That's not Jesus."
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.
Darth Vader is bad at the floor is lava.. that's hilarious 😂
4:03 I NEEEEEEEDDD THATT!!!!!
omg
just the first one got me laughing!
Yeah,I did not know Obi-Wan looks like Jesus
5:08
You have joined the Jedi Council.
I'm not a star wars fan but I still understand it
BOY, GO SIT DOWN ON THE COUCH, TURN ON A STAR WARS MOVIE.
ALSO, MOST IMPORTANTLY, GET YO SELF A LIFE!
RE/RS lesson
Teacher: “The Holy Spirit is like the force in the way it made anakins mum gave birth to a ‘saviour’.”
Me: Ankins space Jesus!
4:56 Annie, are you ok? Ammm I Hate Sand!!!
I want that chess set & coffee table
That dog look at at is so cute
I got burned once. Thats cute XDXDX
5:55 I’ll take your entire stock
- MOVIE URBAN LEGEND: Peter Mayhew needed protection from "Big Foot" hunters while filming Return of the Jedi in the forests of California.
The Most Cool Sounding Voices in Star Wars:
1st.........Darth Vader
2nd........ General Grievous
3rd......... Stormtrooper
NOTICE:
THIS COMMENT IS A PART OF OPINION
*insert hate comment about anything in the prequels being good*
r2d2 has best voice
Super Tactical Droid Kalani did you really believe that part in the video? Wow... You really are an idiot...
Kritiko Have you read anymore of my comments? I HATE this video.I just posted that shit at like 1 pm
Kritiko its 12 fucking pm right now.
Your teacher took your phone
Mine took my legs
I want that computer
same bro same
I love the Han Solo Carbon-Frozen Table! I want it so bad. And that watermelon is fabulous.
I am not a Star Wars fan but I still find this funny.
the only reason I found this early is because I had no sleep last night
EDIT: So I thought I would take a quick brows of youtube
Morgan Hawk TH-cam is addicting. You can't seem to come of it. You have to agree with that though.
*Browse
*Browse
Lol I didn't realise this was new
Who is here on May 4th 2020
Lockdown is boring, star wars is the only thing keeping me going
4:10 oh so that is where bobba took han
6:01 😑😑😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
This is bringing back nostalgia. Remember when the Star Wars movies were 4 hours long... ahhhhh,.. The good old days.
The majority of them are around 2 hours and 20 minutes, wtf are you talking about.
The switch should be "Anakin/Vader".
"Clone some chick" best of the decade
6:33 all I could think was PLAYER!
58 dislikes Maybe Star Trek fans
Darth Phoenix 1977 Star trek overrall is NOT INTERESTING just like this terrible video.
Darth Phoenix 1977 I am a fan of both
Roses are red
Circles are round
It's over anakin
I have the high ground
Darth Phoenix 1977 Nah, just expecting jokes and not just some star wars character combined with modern world shit and think it should be funny
LEGOLoverforever12 I do too.
I cracked up at the condom.🤣
Stormtroopers aren't cloned, by the way.
Juggernaut, I know someone will claim you're wrong but you are right, so let me quickly just say for anyone wanting to say you're wrong, all surviving clones from after the clone wars joined the Imperial Military. Cloning continued for a while but was stopped a few years into the Empire for reasons not explained the the new canon.
Vader kept the 501st because they were basically elite variants ordered by Palpatine to have different training so they wouldn't be seen as old and incompetent by the Imperial officers.
D3rpy B34n at last someone else understands that there is one clone platoon but no others
Juggernaut 797 They all died from old age after dark times.
The survivors actually retired, or decided to train new storm troopers, apparently most died on the first Death Star. Apparently a few on the storm troopers on Endor were 501st clones.... But... I can imagine them not being too good at combat when 60 years old. Some retired because they could, and like I said, the rest trained new recruits as that was the standard for any clones alive in the Empire.
Orion Joynes The remaining troopers after order 66 where the last "cloned" troopers then the kamino facility was destroyed to prevent of a army to be used against the empire.
1:22
Best costume of the year goes to.....
The guy with the bag in his head
Who is it?
That table at 4:08 is pretty damn cool.
Martijn van Kan I
THE BEST,Star Wars video I've ever watched
Why are these so Hilarious?!!
"Ooooh I get it, I'm such a nerd lol"
1:22 R2D2 is fucking amazing haha
Seriously, this is AWESOME!!!!!
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a Jedi. :/
@@quadruplea6766 (end of the dialoge)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I. Love these! I'm a Star Wars fan btw
Rose8327 AJ Spamming emojis is not cool, kid