Life Slander

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ก.ค. 2022
  • don't get offended, just another retarded video
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  • @deprescionz8101
    @deprescionz8101  ปีที่แล้ว +1889

    Hey everyone, I made a discord server for you degenerates!
    Here is the link: discord.gg/nCgHUQz79X
    Hope y'all liked the video. Also, don't commit sudoku! ty bye bye

    • @tristanshobbies4283
      @tristanshobbies4283 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      cool

    • @servantofaeie1569
      @servantofaeie1569 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      what is the name of the song in the video?

    • @tristanshobbies4283
      @tristanshobbies4283 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@servantofaeie1569 oh wait its a different song nvm

    • @Neuromancer2310
      @Neuromancer2310 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah bro you just give people 30 reasons to
      Commit suicide yet say they shouldn't 🤣
      Also you don't give a shit you just doing it for the TH-cam policy

    • @tristanshobbies4283
      @tristanshobbies4283 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      oh wait it is, its tay k returns to dreamland 4 instrumental

  • @antinoble6215
    @antinoble6215 ปีที่แล้ว +28091

    Man this is someone's whole lore

    • @ruinsfnbr776
      @ruinsfnbr776 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      but mine is better content

    • @peterelmo2181
      @peterelmo2181 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      Man... This is probably the life story of this channels creator before he found TH-cam

    • @Averagemetalenjoyer115
      @Averagemetalenjoyer115 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ruinsfnbr776 your a virgin

    • @tracerhax
      @tracerhax ปีที่แล้ว +145

      @@ruinsfnbr776 monumental cap

    • @reinhard7731
      @reinhard7731 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ruinsfnbr776 fortnire conten yess?!1!1?1?!1!1!1

  • @Estropurus
    @Estropurus ปีที่แล้ว +24749

    As a person who recently died i find this video highly accurate

  • @kaif4572
    @kaif4572 ปีที่แล้ว +1573

    As a person that isn't depressed, doesn't get bullied at school, and has loving parents, I can confirm that this makes me grateful that my life isn't so bad.

  • @lordindustrous4971
    @lordindustrous4971 ปีที่แล้ว +1226

    It's depressing to know that this situation has probably happened 1000'S if not millions of times since the world started turning...

    • @Jeff_WeedEater
      @Jeff_WeedEater ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Do you know who else has had this situation before?

    • @Jeff_WeedEater
      @Jeff_WeedEater ปีที่แล้ว +13

      My mother.

    • @MineZack2
      @MineZack2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Jeff_WeedEater ????????

    • @kennygamr
      @kennygamr ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean when the world started being the way it is now in the 1800s?

    • @lordindustrous4971
      @lordindustrous4971 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy hell! Apparently people agree. Thanks for the likes boys

  • @johnfuckingkennedy7204
    @johnfuckingkennedy7204 ปีที่แล้ว +9467

    first half was all too relatable, can't wait for the second half of my life!

    • @youtubestermsofservic3799
      @youtubestermsofservic3799 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      hahahahahhahaha

    • @ShadowRequiems
      @ShadowRequiems ปีที่แล้ว +184

      I feel so bad for you guys is it normal for your dads to be leaving you

    • @bimajuantara
      @bimajuantara ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ikr, let's fkn gooo. Hype!

    • @tsuol7296
      @tsuol7296 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      me too! im sooooo excited!! what could go wrong?

    • @LukeLuke4191
      @LukeLuke4191 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Don't buy the criminal dlc

  • @insertusernamehere420
    @insertusernamehere420 ปีที่แล้ว +3456

    POV: You have slandered everything known to mankind so you started slandering life itself.

    • @AZTEC_G0D
      @AZTEC_G0D ปีที่แล้ว +60

      History repeats itself
      -Mr. Incredible

    • @jaswik2023
      @jaswik2023 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There's still a lot more

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      More like someone's life

    • @nicolobarbato6471
      @nicolobarbato6471 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This man work is beyond human understanding capabilities

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A modern day philosopher

  • @oyasumioooyasumicloseyoureyes
    @oyasumioooyasumicloseyoureyes ปีที่แล้ว +122

    "Your girlfriend"
    Straight girls watching this: yeah... obviously.

    • @I4fuyu
      @I4fuyu ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's for man

    • @enjel1147
      @enjel1147 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      _It's 2022, how dare you have the audacity to imply all girls are straight!!_
      -An average LGBT supporter, probably

    • @I4fuyu
      @I4fuyu ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@enjel1147 yeah 💀😂

    • @Hatsune-Miku_Fan
      @Hatsune-Miku_Fan ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also:
      Gay men: duhhh...

    • @iamlostagain
      @iamlostagain ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

  • @joshiifruit5554
    @joshiifruit5554 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    The “your friends” part is too relatable. I always get this feeling that my friends deep down just want me to leave. Maybe I just have the wrong friends but I think that’s the trouble of liking sports as an introvert.

    • @ibrahimkholy9860
      @ibrahimkholy9860 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Holy shi if I cud like a comment 1 million times I wud this one

    • @iliketurtles1317
      @iliketurtles1317 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just nutted.

    • @joshiifruit5554
      @joshiifruit5554 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Blan_K 😢😢 Couldn’t agree more. Sometimes I even feel like I don’t belong in the group each time I see our pictures

    • @kickarselprogamer368
      @kickarselprogamer368 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don't need anybody to weigh you down

    • @juicer9631
      @juicer9631 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What sports do you play?

  • @krieg5858
    @krieg5858 ปีที่แล้ว +7175

    it's heartbreaking to think that someone, somewhere, went through life just like in the video

    • @calebgadison167
      @calebgadison167 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah, fuck them

    • @coolxg4357
      @coolxg4357 ปีที่แล้ว +836

      No one cares about them, thats the sadder part.

    • @dekkeroid2962
      @dekkeroid2962 ปีที่แล้ว +339

      When i was born my mom was very happy.
      My dad was there.
      My first day of school was me just playing.
      I left my friends when they stopped being useful to me.
      I never talk about my harsh life all the soul crushing things i go through I just keep bottling them up.
      I cant afford to give time to anyone (girlfriend) and girls find me unattractive. Never had a girlfriend.
      I live life on piss hard mode, so i feel the warmth of piss when ever I wake up, and it's generally life's piss. It pisses on me a lot like all the time.
      I can't drive and i don't feel like learning either cuz i have nowhere to go.
      Jobs are literally slavery in my field of study. So i don't work.
      I never got fired because i don't work.
      I have not committed any crime in my life.
      I expected a normal life, but life refused me and gave everything the opposite of normal, many on the bad side.
      I have not gotten stabbed to death yet but i think i have few happy moments when i was in middle school, I loved computers and i actually felt free and alive.
      Everyone would cry if i die for a bit but they will move on after a week or so with no changes in life.

    • @SlimHandle
      @SlimHandle ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @dekkeroid I've had some very stale lengthy periods in my life. I'm more fortunate now but I have a car and my independence which wasn't the case when I was younger. Even though things may seem 1000xbetter now (smartphones, work from home) I never forget the dry before period. Because it came 1st. Seeing younger boys and girls outfun outrisk me. I had to try look for the exciting parts in that time which was a bit challenging then try to bring that to nowadays. Can't speak for anyone else but it's definately partially working. But every day it feels like I should still be in a primary school doing double English in the wet cold mornings.

    • @bluefires_1776
      @bluefires_1776 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@dekkeroid2962 ratio+don't care+man up+this you🤓🤓🤓

  • @blackman5867
    @blackman5867 ปีที่แล้ว +4881

    To be honest, I find this slander video so funny and so heartbreaking at the same time, especially at the "when you can't remember a single happy moment" part

    • @crook7493
      @crook7493 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      deep bro😩😭😢😢😭✊✊✊

    • @Smashyd
      @Smashyd ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same esp the 2nd one was funny and emotional for me tho

    • @AsAra-mv8hz
      @AsAra-mv8hz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rel bro

    • @niggasinanutshell6590
      @niggasinanutshell6590 ปีที่แล้ว

      Takas th-cam.com/video/ku2PzKWFPvg/w-d-xo.html

    • @pacifiky
      @pacifiky ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I can’t remember feeling happy tbh

  • @LilXancheX
    @LilXancheX ปีที่แล้ว +274

    As someone who suffers from depression and anxiety, I can confirm this is true. People just laugh and cringe when it’s actually a serious problem. Oh but then when it’s too late they actually take it serious…
    This is why it’s best that I just stay quiet…

    • @tacbleded202
      @tacbleded202 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah...

    • @C3WR
      @C3WR ปีที่แล้ว +34

      the reason why people say its cringe is cause no mf is gonna take you serious and you need to take in mind all the emos and clout chasers who pretend for clout so ppl dont see you different but going to random people or something is bad i had depression at one point due to family and shit instead of going to the internet i went and talked to the people i trusted and found new hobbies to do i can understand both sides it can go both ways but i see having depression is a challenge that cant be taken lightly but people on the other side might be annoyed by emos or some thing i really hope you get better stay strong💪🏽

    • @VYDEOS2
      @VYDEOS2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Cause there ain't no solution lmao. There isn't a cure for depression or anxiety. So just deal with it instead of whining. Some people get over it some people don't. Life ain't fair.

    • @rein_reeee
      @rein_reeee ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@VYDEOS2 there's no cure but there are remedies. Getting to know, understand and learn how to deal with depression and anxiety is a crucial part of healing, but it can be really hard to do alone and people may need help from psychotherapies.
      I struggled with constant anxiety (confirmed not disorder thankfully) since I was 7 years old and only getting to know what was wrong with me when I was 11. Despite trying so hard to tell my parents I want help for years, I finally went to a therapy after a WILD anxiety peak at 15. Trust me when I say wild; I was losing my mind.
      So yeah my take is to definitely seek for help as soon as possible so you don't go insane :)

    • @migerrancan554
      @migerrancan554 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VYDEOS2 No cure for schizophrenia, maybe the patient should just never goto a doctor then? No thats the worse logic i have ever heard, there may be no cure to depression or anxiety but their are many treatments. stop feeding into the stigma

  • @VYDEOS2
    @VYDEOS2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The one kid who was born with two happy parents, everyone wanted to be friends with, doesn't have depression or anxiety, has a girlfriend, lands a 250k per year job, lives only happy moments, everyone cries when dead, and everyone he's ever met remembers him: _is this some sort of peasant joke that I'm too rich to understand?_

  • @Ahmed-ry8lg
    @Ahmed-ry8lg ปีที่แล้ว +1704

    man don't spoil the show i haven't seen the ending yet

    • @kelrowland3825
      @kelrowland3825 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Now you have! Bahahahaha!
      Don't take the Mark of the Beast (666 in your right hand OR Forehead) if you want to be told, "Well done my good and faithful Servant," by Christ Himself...

    • @Abner13
      @Abner13 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@kelrowland3825 come back when you find out who asked

    • @thalassaer4137
      @thalassaer4137 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kelrowland3825 im getting the neurolink.

    • @Avicerox
      @Avicerox ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@kelrowland3825 Nice opinion, unfortunately for you, I'm inside your walls

    • @diegoalbertoalejandrogonza6322
      @diegoalbertoalejandrogonza6322 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kelrowland3825 Objection, Chris. Turi ip ip ip

  • @BuiHieuDong
    @BuiHieuDong ปีที่แล้ว +2358

    *When you realized all the dreams you had are way better than your real life:*

    • @StrawberryLyricsWorld
      @StrawberryLyricsWorld ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What are dreams?

    • @kamelingil
      @kamelingil ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@StrawberryLyricsWorld Dream SMP

    • @NotChri5Z
      @NotChri5Z ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@kamelingil cringe

    • @centryll1313
      @centryll1313 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@kamelingil cringe

    • @BeeWaifu
      @BeeWaifu ปีที่แล้ว +35

      If dreams could happen they wouldn't be called 'dreams' now, would they?

  • @a.m.7914
    @a.m.7914 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I watched a good amount of these "____ Slander" videos, but I was not prepared for how depressing this one was.

  • @d4rk_st0rm-edits
    @d4rk_st0rm-edits 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    0:16 couldn't relate more

  • @UniversalLuv444
    @UniversalLuv444 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    Sigma Rule : Nobody Is Allowed To Destroy Your Life, Do It Yourself.

    • @s4njin4yrsago65
      @s4njin4yrsago65 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      as an serb, I can tottaly agree, we destroyed our lifes 14 times and one destroyed the whole world's life and we will not stop

    • @balajiedlyngdoh8366
      @balajiedlyngdoh8366 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      KGF chapter 2 reference?

    • @Mono_Autophobic
      @Mono_Autophobic ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Z😩😩

    • @kermet6049
      @kermet6049 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@balajiedlyngdoh8366 Lmao

    • @howaboutanotherjoke1719
      @howaboutanotherjoke1719 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As a TRUE SIGMA, I can confirm, this is main rule.

  • @No-kw9wu
    @No-kw9wu ปีที่แล้ว +635

    Ngl girlfriend part too relatable

    • @uraniumglass0
      @uraniumglass0 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Yeah, and im a girl

    • @ruinsfnbr776
      @ruinsfnbr776 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      me content is baterr

    • @Firearcher178
      @Firearcher178 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@rexon112 Internet users making the most racist comment ever but adding the 👴 emoji so it means it's okay

    • @ashtoncasedy3237
      @ashtoncasedy3237 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Firearcher178 fr

    • @Knight_Artorias007
      @Knight_Artorias007 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Makes sense resenting basic stereotypes and personalities of today's girls. Just got to find the right types.

  • @_h3artcrush
    @_h3artcrush 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    the dad one be relatable af tho

  • @Gre3k
    @Gre3k 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Wow, that hit hard, like existentially

  • @someguy7777
    @someguy7777 ปีที่แล้ว +1849

    When you wake up realizing it was a bad nightmare and that your life is awesome with great parents and friends:
    edit:damn most of you need a therapist

  • @sergiomonroy1726
    @sergiomonroy1726 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    you just spoiled my whole life

    • @no-ice
      @no-ice ปีที่แล้ว +20

      i don't want to play life anymore after he spoiled the plot and ending

    • @niggasinanutshell6590
      @niggasinanutshell6590 ปีที่แล้ว

      Takas th-cam.com/video/ku2PzKWFPvg/w-d-xo.html

    • @s4njin4yrsago65
      @s4njin4yrsago65 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      can you stream when you get stabed in the back?

    • @howaboutanotherjoke1719
      @howaboutanotherjoke1719 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@no-ice I didn't want it before also

  • @simplified42
    @simplified42 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Inspirational.

  • @onetimetonio3807
    @onetimetonio3807 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Every single one of us needs a therapist.

  • @mayankanand1153
    @mayankanand1153 ปีที่แล้ว +661

    As a person who has no meaningful life but technically alive,this is exactly what we have.

    • @aaaaaa-hh8cq
      @aaaaaa-hh8cq ปีที่แล้ว +22

      :( same
      Tbh I don't know why I'm alive
      I always try to set a goal form myself, no matter how big it is, it seems meaningless
      Even when I achieve it
      Idk how some people be so happy and excited about their lives
      I've read in some religion books that humans need an endless goal to be happy in their lives, and that endless goal is god
      So you should try to get close to God and that's the goal that can make you happy
      So idk I might try that oneday

    • @aaaaaa-hh8cq
      @aaaaaa-hh8cq ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Everything that everyone does seems nonsense to me cuz what other people and I do means nothing
      Why did we even come to this world, what should we do

    • @ffafa4405
      @ffafa4405 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its easy
      My goal in life is to commit genocide and warcrimes

    • @walterwhite4398
      @walterwhite4398 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same brotha

    • @niggasinanutshell6590
      @niggasinanutshell6590 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Takas th-cam.com/video/ku2PzKWFPvg/w-d-xo.html

  • @foresttvtm9491
    @foresttvtm9491 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "Love is temporary, suffering is eternal. D3ath is the only escape."
    - Sonic The Hedgehog.

    • @foresttvtm9491
      @foresttvtm9491 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oldpalnose7810 It's just a joke, bro.

    • @ordinary3052
      @ordinary3052 ปีที่แล้ว

      nah that cant be our favourite sonic

    • @RaiderCat12
      @RaiderCat12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Censoring “death”, yucks.

    • @foresttvtm9491
      @foresttvtm9491 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@RaiderCat12 TH-cam Policies be like:

    • @RaiderCat12
      @RaiderCat12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@foresttvtm9491 hyper bruh

  • @FaniFani-cl4rs
    @FaniFani-cl4rs 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Relatable fr 😂😂😭😭

  • @sunshine.a.r.m.y
    @sunshine.a.r.m.y 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Damn bro gave me depression

  • @burntchicken9411
    @burntchicken9411 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Damn bro you literally just described my entire life

    • @LushSSB
      @LushSSB ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Damn never talked with someone who’s been stabbed to death, how the afterlife treating ya?

    • @diegoalbertoalejandrogonza6322
      @diegoalbertoalejandrogonza6322 ปีที่แล้ว

      I went to your funeral. I can confirm.

    • @proudfatherofadeadweightso5715
      @proudfatherofadeadweightso5715 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@LushSSB free WiFi in hell
      Courtesy of me

    • @greatdayforpizza6974
      @greatdayforpizza6974 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@proudfatherofadeadweightso5715 why would someone who went through all that go to hell?

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or his own life

  • @slipknotmetal8101
    @slipknotmetal8101 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The drivers license one killed me

  • @ladyalicent705
    @ladyalicent705 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The ‘criminal life arc’ part is heartbreaking and too real. I can just imagine the crime being extremely minor but you get life in prison due to not knowing your rights. Not to mention that the guy who beat you up on the tram and (in my headcanon at least) Got you fired using their connections and blaming something that they did on you probably got nothing

  • @54T4NIC_R1Tv4L
    @54T4NIC_R1Tv4L ปีที่แล้ว +21

    0:19 I like how it perfectly synced with the beat

  • @YYangles
    @YYangles ปีที่แล้ว +148

    as a person who was just recently born, this video is 100% true and accurate to the real world scenario I went through

    • @Sky-wr7sh
      @Sky-wr7sh ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i just recently read this commemt an hour ago did i just deja vu?

    • @s4njin4yrsago65
      @s4njin4yrsago65 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      as an rl 2 speedruner these video is very useful in discord user game mod

  • @mizoyarol9873
    @mizoyarol9873 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At the end " the number of people who will remember you " the way he draw the zero.... killed me hhhhhhh

  • @deathoftheoldme8645
    @deathoftheoldme8645 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is getting too relatable

  • @mrdriver2988
    @mrdriver2988 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    The friends part is very relatable and I just recently experienced it a year ago ahahaha

    • @banjoowo4001
      @banjoowo4001 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hope your social life gets better king

    • @jihadinternetdefenceforce
      @jihadinternetdefenceforce ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Same but being treated like that made me stronger, I know who isnt my friend and who is etc

    • @RedDeadClips
      @RedDeadClips ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Me too it was about 7 months ago when all of my fake friends totally betrayed me

    • @thadz2493
      @thadz2493 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahaha good times....
      *Pain*

    • @StrawberryLyricsWorld
      @StrawberryLyricsWorld ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It happened when I graduated
      When I talk to the gc, everyone is ignoring me
      What the heck

  • @kindajustvibin
    @kindajustvibin ปีที่แล้ว +139

    One of those things that shouldn't be an emotional rollercoaster but oddly are in some sort of way.
    Someone out here most likely lived a life like this

  • @TheShapeshiftingReptilian
    @TheShapeshiftingReptilian ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel personally attacked

  • @cinemanchal7900
    @cinemanchal7900 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How to make someone depressed under 1 min...

  • @Ashtasticle94
    @Ashtasticle94 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Most relateable and realistic take I've seen in any form of media. 10/10 👌👌💪💪💪

    • @tracerhax
      @tracerhax ปีที่แล้ว +1

      10/10 = 1

    • @Ashtasticle94
      @Ashtasticle94 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tracerhax This is indeed a 1 video

    • @tracerhax
      @tracerhax ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Ashtasticle94 1 what? Apples? Bananas?

    • @Ashtasticle94
      @Ashtasticle94 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tracerhax 1!

    • @niggasinanutshell6590
      @niggasinanutshell6590 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Takas th-cam.com/video/ku2PzKWFPvg/w-d-xo.html

  • @amvora
    @amvora ปีที่แล้ว +84

    0:08 on my first school day I didn’t knew any rules or social standards, so when I was running two of my classmates grabbed me and wanted to tell about it to teacher. Well I wasn’t expecting that strong grip, so I just decided to punch both of them right in the face with full strength. Still best friends

    • @Lil_lit_Bruh
      @Lil_lit_Bruh ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruh u were borned a rule breaker

    • @RaiderCat12
      @RaiderCat12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      After my first month of school, the guy who’s still my best friend, for some reason I can’t recall, threatened me to stop being my friend. For most of my life until now, I have always been emotionally weak and too sensible, and only that caused time to spend the rest of the day crying and shaking under a table in my class. Later, I got over it and we’re still best friends. A few years ago, another one who I thought of as my friend left me, and that left me completely unemotional and affectionless, which is my present emotional state, all the time.

    • @crsece5463
      @crsece5463 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@RaiderCat12 ain't no way you call him a best friend when he threaten you to stop being your friend and also left you.

    • @RaiderCat12
      @RaiderCat12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crsece5463 When he threatened me we were in elementary school he probably didn’t understand what he was doing, and the one who left me was another friend.

    • @crsece5463
      @crsece5463 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RaiderCat12 well if it was in elementary I guess it is understandable

  • @Kitkatcaitlin
    @Kitkatcaitlin ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never thought I’d see a life slander video

  • @luisernestosamanosanchez238
    @luisernestosamanosanchez238 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    this was too relatable, im very positive about life but every year gets worse on my health and my relationship with everyone around me, feeling like im going to be stabbed in an alley at night just to be forgotten the next month

    • @thebatman.
      @thebatman. ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even in the event that that did happen, I would never forget you cuz your pfp is cultured and your username is memorable 👍🏽

  • @drugdealer2260
    @drugdealer2260 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    One thing to say about life is, if a mosquito is disturbing you, inject a poision into your veins and make the mosquito die.

  • @verydusty_hogwasher
    @verydusty_hogwasher ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:19 the punches sync with the music so good

  • @cuteuser6719
    @cuteuser6719 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Alternative title: Shaming slander 🤣😂

  • @ahsonkusare2352
    @ahsonkusare2352 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why is this actually motivating?

  • @linkach8898
    @linkach8898 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    As person who had a father figure in his life I can confirm that this video is 0% accurate

    • @ein4731
      @ein4731 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is this a typo or ...?

    • @cutenesskenziesky5272
      @cutenesskenziesky5272 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @thegnome9529
      @thegnome9529 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ein4731 im pretty sure its not

    • @ein4731
      @ein4731 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thegnome9529 i mean the "his life"

    • @immxrtalsoul6954
      @immxrtalsoul6954 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wish I had one too.

  • @ananthdev2388
    @ananthdev2388 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Came for the memes, left with crippling depression

  • @retrogorilla6523
    @retrogorilla6523 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The sad thing is that more than a few people have probably lived this life

  • @oimenamesrick
    @oimenamesrick ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'll admit my life isn't exactly the opposite of this but I cried of laughter while watching.

    • @OmniSphinx
      @OmniSphinx 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it's my life and im on the unemployment stage

  • @Azulek
    @Azulek ปีที่แล้ว +54

    this is the apogee of humanity, this is excellent

  • @DateMasamune1636
    @DateMasamune1636 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    My life in a nutshell

  • @JessyingAround
    @JessyingAround ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok y am I internally crying while cackling to death ☠️😂😂😂

  • @tavlepremyx2039
    @tavlepremyx2039 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thank you so much, I was depressed and anxious but this video changed my life forever! I finally have the motivation to keep living. This is definetely the video of all time

  • @grey-db8uj
    @grey-db8uj ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "Women's life is more difficult"
    Man's life:

    • @user-scorp7
      @user-scorp7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Me being a girl and relating to this

    • @rithvikyagnamurthy6560
      @rithvikyagnamurthy6560 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah, being a true man is working your way out of this. Find something truly meaningful and measure your success against it. Never let yourself chase goals that are defined by other people. I promise that you can be happy, and I believe in you.

    • @jaipriyam4977
      @jaipriyam4977 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      As if women don't undergo this menace

    • @senakuma9985
      @senakuma9985 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Most Women be having it ez while I'm over here etchin my no bitches are and nearing homelessness

    • @crosselsmith776
      @crosselsmith776 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Unless you are handsome, rich and intelligent as man, it is hell compared to the average woman.

  • @FustinJields
    @FustinJields ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Too accurate bro.

  • @versionl4436
    @versionl4436 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Mom, look! i'm on youtube!"

  • @videhjain7163
    @videhjain7163 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:10 This really hits home. Had two guys who only called me when they wanted to play pool(I had the pool balls and cues) and whenever I called them to hang out they said they were busy "studying" and couldn't hang out........ Glad I totally ghosted them after I moved away........ Not the best way to move out from a "friendship" with people but that was the only way I COULD have chance at going away from them.

  • @AfroSpook
    @AfroSpook ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I felt physically ill from all the pain I felt in this vid that hit so close to home it straight up hit home

  • @gothowloctavia
    @gothowloctavia ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Fantastic character development, can't wait for the sequel!

    • @gothowloctavia
      @gothowloctavia ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Femonic the Hot(Pfp Is Meowbahh IRL) 👽

  • @n0xiznix004
    @n0xiznix004 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    damn...why this is so accurate

  • @MaverDick12
    @MaverDick12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Perfect video to watch during suicidal idealation.

  • @serbanandrei7532
    @serbanandrei7532 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Man this was so freaking good
    Well done!

  • @Freakistic
    @Freakistic ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The "your girlfriend part" was absolutely perfection 😭

    • @AnmolMishra946
      @AnmolMishra946 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hit the Gym, get a good job, improve your communication skills, rather than cry about it.

    • @litinup
      @litinup ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@AnmolMishra946 eewww imagine being healthy 🤮

  • @sadbox1135
    @sadbox1135 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Im never seen a more offensive but true video in my life.....

  • @hawk3104
    @hawk3104 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    man made a whole character life arc in 52 seconds

  • @vladyhax290
    @vladyhax290 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    0:10 damn man, i really felt that..

  • @ma.hinder_
    @ma.hinder_ ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My heart start aching after seeing this😭

  • @alley-oop4231
    @alley-oop4231 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The "anyone when you talk about depression + anxiety" is sadly accurate

  • @quitestiger2818
    @quitestiger2818 ปีที่แล้ว

    this cured my depression immensely and I'm laughing from the skies

  • @ishita2027
    @ishita2027 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    You had no reason to add those last 3 clips
    each hit way harder than the last one🙃🙃

  • @TidePodMoney
    @TidePodMoney ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Most relatable video yet on godd

  • @torriuu
    @torriuu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    blud let his intrusive thoughts win

  • @drunk_famasmf5135
    @drunk_famasmf5135 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Like i said, life is cruel, Jack! And i want to die happy!"
    *Histerical laughter*

  • @captainobvious8037
    @captainobvious8037 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This might seem depressing, but in reality.. everybody dies the same. Alone
    Shit that's even more depressing.. well at least it's the same for everyone

    • @LonelyHearts.Co24
      @LonelyHearts.Co24 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cold truth/harsh reality.

    • @AnmolMishra946
      @AnmolMishra946 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well if you know a movie or a video game is going to end, then why do you still watch it?

    • @captainobvious8037
      @captainobvious8037 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AnmolMishra946 I know what you are trying to say, but this comparison is hilariously terrible. 🤣 Love it

    • @iamlostagain
      @iamlostagain ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah what about nukes and national disasters? It's sometimes worse to die with others, especially with family members knowing that they will perish with you

    • @captainobvious8037
      @captainobvious8037 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iamlostagain Different conversation.

  • @cinemaparadiso4445
    @cinemaparadiso4445 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1st half = 100% perfect
    2nd half - The beginning of the end (upcoming)
    Hope everything will be perfectly balanced as it is

  • @user-gc4xg9fp2f
    @user-gc4xg9fp2f ปีที่แล้ว

    XD THATS GOTTA BE ONE OF THE BEST

  • @lewis9s
    @lewis9s ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’m currently on the “You after getting fired” stage. Boy sure hope life treats me well in the next few stages to make up for how much shit I’ve been through already :D

    • @RedDemonTV
      @RedDemonTV ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good luck king you got this

  • @antipathie1654
    @antipathie1654 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm 3 episodes away from the criminal arc. Man I'm so hyped

  • @aniketh9450
    @aniketh9450 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    when a 52 second long video explains your entire life with uncanny accuracy

  • @user-rd9rr6cl1o
    @user-rd9rr6cl1o 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I expected to watch a funny meme video, but i got the most realistic and sad thing i've ever seen.

  • @blueace1000
    @blueace1000 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:06 this one hits different because my dad was absent throughout most of my childhood because of his job

  • @saihara..
    @saihara.. ปีที่แล้ว +3

    pretty sure this dude just told and predicted my life story

  • @shafinrahman2199
    @shafinrahman2199 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Single mother's kids always get the worse deal without actually doing anything. I feel second hand grief for them sometimes.

    • @0BucketMask0
      @0BucketMask0 ปีที่แล้ว

      My older sisters are pretty happy even though both their shitball deadbeat dads bailed. It's not the tragedy you think it is, trust me.

  • @naohaotingala6433
    @naohaotingala6433 ปีที่แล้ว

    lmao using that perfect circle for the last meme was perfectly and smartly used

  • @FoundlngFather
    @FoundlngFather ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Anime villain backstories be like:

  • @Sanguinn
    @Sanguinn ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is awesome hahahahaha and relatable :')

  • @chenzito_chenzito
    @chenzito_chenzito ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This is just my life lore. Except the dad leaving part.

  • @justspirin
    @justspirin ปีที่แล้ว

    HOW IS EVERYTHING SO PERFECTLY TIMED

  • @zsan157
    @zsan157 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Did I just watch a whole movie in a 50 second long slander video?

  • @xavierjackson3796
    @xavierjackson3796 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The first 26 seconds was my entire lore

  • @adude8424
    @adude8424 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    As a dead person I can confirmed this is true

  • @walterhaider869
    @walterhaider869 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I wasn't fired, I quit after they fired my mother. Who happened to work at the same place. The workshop was going to shit without her, I knew it and got out when the going was good. Now they've had 6 managers in 3 months.

  • @jetstreamsam8221
    @jetstreamsam8221 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The friends and first day of work is so true bro

  • @ad_amv
    @ad_amv ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Quite *_Accurate_*

  • @shikikanaz4624
    @shikikanaz4624 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This man has ascended to a level not know to mankind

  • @bbfi1001
    @bbfi1001 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is the only slander video that i actually find funny

  • @lilstinky6256
    @lilstinky6256 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Embrace life and the sitcom-like antics it brings

    • @terry.1428
      @terry.1428 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I used to have the same mentality but trust this is NOT a sitcom. things do not reset after 30 minutes, things dont even reset every season. you always have to live with the consequences of your actions there is always cause and effect