[F4A] Kidnapped by the Alphabet Mafia

You recently moved into a new town for a high-paying job. During your first week, however, something odd happened. One moment you were at home, and now you’re tied to a chair with a bag over your face. All you can hear is the muffled sounds of someone yelling, and they don’t seem to be pleasant company…
Script by ‪@turt1esharkasmr‬ on ASMR Script Haven
[Queer Mafia Boss Speaker] [Cis/Straight Listener] [Comedy] [New Yorker Accent] [Juniper Attempts an Accent Once Again] [Gay Jokes] [Gay Stereotypes] [Revealing a Conspiracy] [The Gay Agenda™] [TW: Reclaimed Slurs]

[@apieceoftapeva2558]

They'll never catch me if I run away in a straight line!

[@anomanderrake654]

I love how she randomly starts describing the armagayddon. It's a very colorful picture.

[@JuniperJusticeASMR]

Colorful indeed! 🌈

[@turt1esharkasmr]

Your voice is hilarious 😂 Thank you for filling my script! Happy pride month! 🏳️‍🌈

[@JuniperJusticeASMR]

Happy pride! Hope you had a good month. Thanks for another great script.

[@frogmaiden6015]

You know some people would say this is a bad thing, but I wouldn't get bent out of shape about it

[@anomanderrake654]

This sounds interesting.

[@chrisleyhe9039]

4:13 ---> The limp wrist hand thing?🤣🤣🤣
I can't change being straight. But for what it's worth, I do like Depeche Mode & the Pet Shop Boys. Their music was always cool.🎶 Cool audio Juniper! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍

[@anomanderrake654]

This voice is a lot of fun.

[@JuniperJusticeASMR]

It's kind of Bugs Bunny by way of old school gangster. It was fun to do.

[@ethandkp1750]

This seems like fun
Hope i can dish out enough puns

[@chrisleyhe9039]

I did!🤣

[@randombrit13]

thanks for the upload sir juniper,
can't belive I'm being victimised by the gay agenda^tm
I'd throw clips at this at the homophobes I know but fortunately I don't know any, (recently learned a family member was transphobic tho, so that sucks.)
very good audio. very entertaining, forgot the problems of my day for a very pleasant 8 minutes, thank you again.

[@chrisleyhe9039]

IRL, If I were kidnapped by such a group, there'd be a bunch of their own members saying "Wait a minute, that's Chris. He's straight but he's always been cool with us. Let 'em go"
CAN'T WAIT!!!😊💚👍

[@yanoliveira7641]

😮

[@CharlotteMacrickens]

You sound insane enough to do that without getting killed 😂

[@ethandkp1750]

@@CharlotteMacrickens trust me he is 🤣

[@CharlotteMacrickens]

@@ethandkp1750 How would his wife feel about it?

[@chrisleyhe9039]

​@CharlotteMacrickens If you have enough LGBTQ+ friends, you can qualify for a straight voucher card. Show them your card and they'll let you through.😆

[@RebleGreyWarden]

The gays are coming to take me away 🏳️‍🌈 🤣

[@lol-2247]

Hello there 🙂