**From the Desk of The Sultan** **Supreme Leader of the Glorious Republic of Slowjamastan** Dear Shiran On behalf of all 20,000+ loyal and slightly quirky Slowjamastani citizens (and, of course, my supreme self), I extend my deepest thanks for your recent cinematic masterpiece showcasing the unparalleled beauty of our great republic. Truly, no vlogger has ever captured our majestic 11 acres quite like yours. Your lens has brought Slowjamastan’s natural wonders to life-the golden sands, the majestic tumbleweeds, and, of course, the imposing splendor of our national border fence. Spielberg himself could not have done better (though he has yet to return my calls about directing *"Slowjamastan: The Movie"*). This video is a beacon of glory, destined to inspire countless souls to journey to our land and maybe-just maybe-purchase a commemorative passport on the way in. Your work has done what we, as a nation, always hoped for: put Slowjamastan on the map (well, metaphorically… Google Maps hasn’t updated yet). Once again, thank you for your artistry, vision, and dedication to our micronational majesty. You are hereby awarded the **Order of the Golden Tumbleweed**, the highest honor Slowjamastan bestows upon visiting filmmakers. Wear it with pride (and maybe avoid customs explaining it). Long Live Slowjamastan! Long Live the Sultan! Long Live Shiran! Warmest regards, **The Sultan** Supreme Leader of Slowjamastan
**From the Desk of The Sultan**
**Supreme Leader of the Glorious Republic of Slowjamastan**
Dear Shiran
On behalf of all 20,000+ loyal and slightly quirky Slowjamastani citizens (and, of course, my supreme self), I extend my deepest thanks for your recent cinematic masterpiece showcasing the unparalleled beauty of our great republic. Truly, no vlogger has ever captured our majestic 11 acres quite like yours.
Your lens has brought Slowjamastan’s natural wonders to life-the golden sands, the majestic tumbleweeds, and, of course, the imposing splendor of our national border fence. Spielberg himself could not have done better (though he has yet to return my calls about directing *"Slowjamastan: The Movie"*).
This video is a beacon of glory, destined to inspire countless souls to journey to our land and maybe-just maybe-purchase a commemorative passport on the way in. Your work has done what we, as a nation, always hoped for: put Slowjamastan on the map (well, metaphorically… Google Maps hasn’t updated yet).
Once again, thank you for your artistry, vision, and dedication to our micronational majesty. You are hereby awarded the **Order of the Golden Tumbleweed**, the highest honor Slowjamastan bestows upon visiting filmmakers. Wear it with pride (and maybe avoid customs explaining it).
Long Live Slowjamastan! Long Live the Sultan! Long Live Shiran!
Warmest regards,
**The Sultan**
Supreme Leader of Slowjamastan