At the nearby aquarium they still have a dolphin in their care. Her name is Hope. One day, this lady wasn't quite careful around the pool that Hope was in, and accidentally dropped her coin purse. They thought that the dolphin might have eaten it, but they gave Hope a full inspection. Thankfully they found no change in Hope. ;)
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs, and Bob Hope. Now we have no cash, no jobs, and no hope. God, please don't take Kevin Bacon.
Gotta update it to 25 years
- _that guy_
Such an oldie but goodie, 4got about that joke😂
Shame about Johnny cash... As for the rest of em ...
Amen 🙏
😂
Solid collection this week 😂😂😂
Kevin's driver brings home The Bacon every day.
I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time consuming.
I spent hours yesterday tying my old watches together to make a belt. It was a complete waist of time.
Loved the Kevin Bacon collab ❤ But you guys are great ,every video ❤
How you you repair a flat pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Friend of mine got a job a glue manufacturing company last week.....got fired today🤐 apparently he got into a sticky situation with the supervisor 😊
The little things that are hilarious 😂
I used to have an artificial plant. One week I forgot to pretend to water it and it died.
YOU MONSTER!😅😢
I used to have an artificial implant. Then one day I forgot to pretend to wear it...
Was it a Robert plant?
fark i love these! luv ya work boys!
Carried away 😄😃🤣
Carried away away
Up, up and away!!! 😊
At the nearby aquarium they still have a dolphin in their care. Her name is Hope.
One day, this lady wasn't quite careful around the pool that Hope was in, and accidentally dropped her coin purse.
They thought that the dolphin might have eaten it, but they gave Hope a full inspection.
Thankfully they found no change in Hope. ;)
So good
I dont sing in the shower, im to busy washing my singys😅
The Lance one made me lol. The polar bear one im totally telling my 6 year old.
Get Jim Carrey on next time!
WOULD BE AMAZING!
@@DockTok Love your jokes and the vibe, guys. Thanks for the reply!
❤❤❤
Why can't ghost have babies because all male ghosts have hallowweenies 😮
013 Labadie Ferry
I saw a T-shirt the other day that said LGBT .... Liberty, Guns, Beer, and Trump
😂
I thought it was LGBQT? Liquor, Guns, BBQ, Quarterbacks and Tits.
😅 Most excellent 👍👍
As it should be!!
LGBTQ = Liberty, Guns, Beer, Trump and QAnon 😂
I didn’t get a polar bear joke please
Polar bear meets seal, seal no longer exists after meeting polar bear hence polar bear + seal = polar bear only
@@4stringp877 oh ok - thank you!
I wonder whether the fact that I really appreciate these jokes is at all related to my age?
I’m 73.
Why does it seem that Dad jokes are always - bad jokes !
@@BrittMassey ach, ye hae bar sense oh Irony!!
Okay, so your 73
But how old are you?
@keithhartman9946
"You're never too old to have a happy childhood."
My friend, Steve, 81.
🤔 I'm 71 and I love em😊
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Do you know in which area women's hair is the curliest?
In Africa.
Why do guys sit with their legs spread wide open? ( white pants)
Are you still trying to buy black votes by excusing loan debt? !