“Asserting one’s dominance” has no place in the bro code, for all are to be made equal in the light of the code. From the pinnacle of our society to the lowest filth, all are as equals. Thus are we bros
@@__-fm5qv In ordeal to truly be fast one must first slow down. Empty your mind, relax, and let your essence flow. Then squeeze your bladder and hit that urinal like it kicked your dog. -Master Oogway, probably
I've categorized most of the bro code rules into 4, possibly 5 books. 1 is bathroom etiquette. 2 is public situations with the bros, 3 is private settings with the bros, 4 is Internetting with the bros, 5 could be the exceptions book, but it might be easier to have exceptions listed alongside the rules.
She’s laughing but the dividers in men’s bathrooms really need a redesign cause some weirdo keeps making them 3 foot short when they should be floor to ceiling dividers
@@JaxMerrick jeez, just don't even bother installing them if they're that shallow. What? Were they just trying to create more surface area for the janitors to clean? What possible purpose could those have???
My theory is because it's supposed to make it easier to talk during this time. Nevermind that going to the bathroom is NOT a social setting for men, even when friends go at the same time. Like, it's not unusual for women who know each other to go into the bathroom together, and speak to each other while washing hands and redoing their make up. But if 2+ male friends go at the same time, it's not to keep their conversation going but out of convenience. Bros will stop talking as soon as they enter, do what they need to do, avoid any kind of visual contact, get out, then (and only then) resume their conversation at the precise point they stopped when they entered, as if the time spent in the bathroom never existed in the first place.
Another thing to note the dividers sometimes are not there, so even if you are a urinal away people could still probably see.which is why when you use a urinal your supposed to only look up or down.
@@Javier-zw9sx Nah I won't. And so far, all dude that I've met in a toilet is pretty civilized too. They just focus on their own stuff, then leave. The only time when I needed to be careful is when I got in with my troll friends. Other than that, it's not a problem. At my place at least.
The rule only applies if the other 2 are empty. if both are being used then there is no problem using B. If you have ever gone to a huge event you would know the code goes out the window when everyone needs to go to the point there are lines to the urinal.
This is just so. I also would like to add another caveat if there are multiple (I.E 4+) urinals. If your bro is pissing by his lonesome you MUST take the spot next to him not only to boost his morale but to watch his back while in this vulnerable state. Also ensure he doesn't have a weak stream or other issues. prostate cancer is no joke. PPS. If he's using the urinal by the toilets and some none bro code user pisses on his shoes using the anonymity of the dividers you must BY LAW aid him in breaching the stall and beating the bro code offender.
At boot camp you learn to share the urinals. The only real rule of the Bro Code is you don't cross the streams. As long as you don't cross the streams, you can fit 2, 3, or even 4 bros on a single urinal, depending on pressure and spray distance.
@@FridgeRain : _USUALLY_ you wait your turn. If there's either: 1) a big line, or 2) the folks at the urinals have been standing there for 5 minutes, - _then_ you use the middle urinal, because anything else is a problem itself.
Random guy things: - No middle urinal. - Piss spots off the toilet, to clean it. - Ball realignment and scratch walks. - Carrying all shopping bags all at once in one turn. Or stuff in general, that's why we have so many pockets. - If at night a girl is scared walking in front of you, than go in front of her to mess with her. - Remember compliments for years. - Don't take deep breaths or touch butts at guy hugs. - The 3 or 5 second rule depending on the culture. - Shake the mouse if it's lost. - If a guy friend for no reason makes you a sandwich, it's glory and honor. - Weirdly repair things when visiting someone, who didn't repair something. Make the list bigger if you are in the mood.
List add on: - if talking about a subject that is too uncomfortable for some, phrase it in a joking manner as to give outs for others - friends talk frequently, however close friends can go for minutes at a time in silence without feeling too weird - conflicts between guys will either last a few minutes to a few months
Ohh good, so I'm the only one readjusting my junk all the time. It's so annoying sometimes when you're out and it's just like, in an awkward position, but you can't do anything.
The ghost punching things is real, and what most people don’t realize is that ghosts have connections. If someone displays themselves as a threat to spirits, they will tell their spirit friends so they know to avoid them. This is why most wall punching is done during a man’s teenage years, so he can display himself as a threat to intruding ghosts.
In the military, your privacy/personal space are violated so much that you just lose all sense of this sort of stuff. Hell, one of the first tasks new SSgts are often assigned in my branch is to monitor people taking their piss tests for half the day. You basically stand over them, while they're at the urinal, to make sure they're not trying to cheat.
What about the great and mighty *Infernal Beelzebub Anarchia Cruul de Apokalypsi, the Opposite of Divine, Prince of Suffering and Torment, Master of all Sin, Conqueror of the Underworld, and King of all Demonkind*
I'll be honest I was kind of hoping for it to be serious. As hilarious as the bro code lesson is here I genuinely would like an informative video so that people can understand why we do things like keep secrets or do that awkward step/leg wiggle.
Challenge mode: those urinals at parks and sporting events that are just metal troughs. Hell, I've been to a raceway where the urinal was just a fitch at foot level with a drain
Lots of bros misunderstand the bro code. You don't use the urinal next to someone else IF there are other free urinals. You don't need to piss yourself, a bro wouldn't make you humiliate yourself in public. Always have your bro's back. But if you really want to, then go for it, I guess. The right thing to do would be to wait if you can, or use the middle one if you *really* have to piss.
@@yohanes7440 it's a man who dresses and acts like a woman In an exaggerated fashion. They sometimes can be seen in adult shows, or are often associated with prostitution. Others do it for fun.
An addendum: the urinal rule only applies in non-emergency situations. If you’re at the movies and it just ended and half the guys in the audience have been holding it through the last half hour and you’re all off to answer nature’s call, you go in, piss, wash your hands, and leave. As long as you keep your eyes front and your mouth shut you’ll be fine. Also, there is a rest stop in Ames, Iowa off route 35 Whose dividers between urinals and around the toilets are fucking five feet tall. I stand head and shoulders above them. If I’m not sitting I can see myself in the mirrors. And the room is two stories tall to boot. It’s like they revamped a design from the 1800’s back when people were shorter by average.
Urinal dividers are a masterclass in malicious compliance. Somewhere there is an ordinance or rule that there must be a divider for urinals and whoever designs the dividers thought it was stupid, so as a result they are always too short or not wide enough. That way they can say they put the dividers as required, but they simply do nothing. It should be a crime.
I love Lando so much but I love it even more when I get to watch people react to his content, also he's actually good at drawing which helps enhance his lectures.
there is an exception where B is acceptabal and that is when there is a line like at the movies or events like a game stadium. but atleast there you are not likely to know the bro's your next to so its like vegas, just pretend it never happend.
I will admit sometimes I do pick B... but that's just because I'm so short and smol I never have to worry about the dividers being too short for me, and somehow I doubt I can really make anyone else uncomfortable when a lot of people mistake me for a child lol
Eh, comparison doesn't work because men's rooms also have toilets which are constantly covered. Urinals exist because we can stand while we do it. I guess women also can, but it's not recommended.
There is a dilemma here: On one hand, going just "fuck all" and pissing in the centre can be considerd a power move, but breaks the code. On the other, you may look petty, respectful at the same time.
I once went to a place that had NO DIVIDERS on it's urinals and they were all on the wall facing the entrance, so when you entered the bathroom and looked to the side you got a full and clear view of EVERYTHING.
Even worse that the urinals in this description are the troughs. Wrigley Field used to have them in Chicago. Instead of a definitive area to stand to piss, even if the middle was off limits, it has just a long place for people to piss. No order, just chaos.
bro, at my school, there ARE NO DIVIDERS, so just to make everyone feel safe, people would wait until one person finishes until the next person does. there are 3 urinals on one side and 7 urinals on the other. it has a clear view of the door so anyone, even the girls can just peek in and see you taking a piss. it is very uncomfortable.
issue with that is many UK urinals are a trough with a splash-board, no choice but to grumble your presence known, do what needs to be done, wash up (far too many skip this step) then get the hell out. they also tend to be crammed into spaces smaller than the average sofa.
This is why I opt to piss near the road on a tree or post to avoid these contacts. I do get interesting things shouted at me such as "Turn around and show me what you got!"
“Asserting one’s dominance” has no place in the bro code, for all are to be made equal in the light of the code. From the pinnacle of our society to the lowest filth, all are as equals. Thus are we bros
In the name of the father, the brother, and the holy bro-spirit, bromen
@@Stumbo99 bromen
@@davidvalladares1819 bromen 🙏
@@Stumbo99 bromen
@@snakeman5250 bromem
It wouldn’t be the first time Yuzu was sandwiched between two guys
ßußy
Welcome to Paris.
Behold the Eifel Tower
Mans is diabolical
Ayo? I thought it was a sandwich tho
@@xxmadgamerxx9977 Welp, you're maybe mistaken.. Just search some of her clips from at least 2 weeks ago
Actual urinal bro code:
-Just don't make it weird.
-Be quick about it.
-Keep things clean.
you forgot the most important one
-if there are urinals free you don't need to stand next to someone
That's under the first rule
Addendum to number 1: Talking to anybody else at the urinal qualifies as making it weird. No exceptions.
But the pressure to be quick means you just don't end up pissing at all sometimes... and thats just awkward for everyone.
@@__-fm5qv In ordeal to truly be fast one must first slow down. Empty your mind, relax, and let your essence flow.
Then squeeze your bladder and hit that urinal like it kicked your dog. -Master Oogway, probably
Women: men have it easy
Men: we have a book on good manners.
I feel like having at least as complicated a code of manners and no book would be harder.
I've categorized most of the bro code rules into 4, possibly 5 books. 1 is bathroom etiquette. 2 is public situations with the bros, 3 is private settings with the bros, 4 is Internetting with the bros, 5 could be the exceptions book, but it might be easier to have exceptions listed alongside the rules.
lol
@@VergilArcanis
Lemme guess. Book 3 are about good face for publicity at work/ other, Book 4 are free speech including racism...
Well of course Yuzu feels choose B. Being between two guys is her natural spot.
I understand that reference
He knows the critical information
Does this have to do with her OF?
Thaanks for reminding me. Understood 🤣🤣
Fucking savage
Its good that she educates herself on the Bro code to understand us more.
True
She’s laughing but the dividers in men’s bathrooms really need a redesign cause some weirdo keeps making them 3 foot short when they should be floor to ceiling dividers
Or worse (like my current job), they only stick out about a foot from the wall. There's a reason there's a line for the last urinal in the corner.
@@JaxMerrick jeez, just don't even bother installing them if they're that shallow.
What? Were they just trying to create more surface area for the janitors to clean?
What possible purpose could those have???
@@dynamicworlds1 I'm sticking with the "more surfaces for the janitor."
My theory is because it's supposed to make it easier to talk during this time. Nevermind that going to the bathroom is NOT a social setting for men, even when friends go at the same time.
Like, it's not unusual for women who know each other to go into the bathroom together, and speak to each other while washing hands and redoing their make up.
But if 2+ male friends go at the same time, it's not to keep their conversation going but out of convenience.
Bros will stop talking as soon as they enter, do what they need to do, avoid any kind of visual contact, get out, then (and only then) resume their conversation at the precise point they stopped when they entered, as if the time spent in the bathroom never existed in the first place.
Bathrooms are designed by women. You can tell because they're clearly not made with the bro code in mind.
Another thing to note the dividers sometimes are not there, so even if you are a urinal away people could still probably see.which is why when you use a urinal your supposed to only look up or down.
Guys will still look though
@@NoobGamer-mh4gj nahhh bro u a weirdo if ur looking anywhere but up or down
@@Alblishes You would be surprised.
And the most shocking part is that is mostly the straight men who would take a look 😂
@@Javier-zw9sx Nah I won't. And so far, all dude that I've met in a toilet is pretty civilized too. They just focus on their own stuff, then leave. The only time when I needed to be careful is when I got in with my troll friends. Other than that, it's not a problem. At my place at least.
The rule only applies if the other 2 are empty. if both are being used then there is no problem using B. If you have ever gone to a huge event you would know the code goes out the window when everyone needs to go to the point there are lines to the urinal.
That's what the sinks are for.
Nah nah nah, you wait your turn.
This is just so. I also would like to add another caveat if there are multiple (I.E 4+) urinals. If your bro is pissing by his lonesome you MUST take the spot next to him not only to boost his morale but to watch his back while in this vulnerable state. Also ensure he doesn't have a weak stream or other issues. prostate cancer is no joke. PPS. If he's using the urinal by the toilets and some none bro code user pisses on his shoes using the anonymity of the dividers you must BY LAW aid him in breaching the stall and beating the bro code offender.
At boot camp you learn to share the urinals. The only real rule of the Bro Code is you don't cross the streams. As long as you don't cross the streams, you can fit 2, 3, or even 4 bros on a single urinal, depending on pressure and spray distance.
@@FridgeRain : _USUALLY_ you wait your turn. If there's either:
1) a big line, or
2) the folks at the urinals have been standing there for 5 minutes,
- _then_ you use the middle urinal, because anything else is a problem itself.
The correct answer is D. Use a stall.
yeah if a stall is open I just open door piss
Nah bro E is the answer
*piss in the sink*
It's a Sit Piss World, huh?
@@jimmychongas who said anything about sitting?
Nailed it. If a stall is open in this situation, use it.
Random guy things:
- No middle urinal.
- Piss spots off the toilet, to clean it.
- Ball realignment and scratch walks.
- Carrying all shopping bags all at once in one turn.
Or stuff in general, that's why we have so many pockets.
- If at night a girl is scared walking in front of you,
than go in front of her to mess with her.
- Remember compliments for years.
- Don't take deep breaths or touch butts at guy hugs.
- The 3 or 5 second rule depending on the culture.
- Shake the mouse if it's lost.
- If a guy friend for no reason makes you a sandwich,
it's glory and honor.
- Weirdly repair things when visiting someone,
who didn't repair something.
Make the list bigger if you are in the mood.
List add on:
- if talking about a subject that is too uncomfortable for some, phrase it in a joking manner as to give outs for others
- friends talk frequently, however close friends can go for minutes at a time in silence without feeling too weird
- conflicts between guys will either last a few minutes to a few months
Ohh good, so I'm the only one readjusting my junk all the time.
It's so annoying sometimes when you're out and it's just like, in an awkward position, but you can't do anything.
@@Ikxi Yah! I was on the bike yesterday, and did the frog walk just to get the pp forward, and the balls free.
Daydreaming about how you’d stop a terrorist
Whoah whoah whoah. He missed an important option: Is there a stall empty?
The ghost punching things is real, and what most people don’t realize is that ghosts have connections. If someone displays themselves as a threat to spirits, they will tell their spirit friends so they know to avoid them. This is why most wall punching is done during a man’s teenage years, so he can display himself as a threat to intruding ghosts.
Truth
Yuzu is becoming more of a top from watching this video
Of course she would pick the one in between two men.
In the military, your privacy/personal space are violated so much that you just lose all sense of this sort of stuff. Hell, one of the first tasks new SSgts are often assigned in my branch is to monitor people taking their piss tests for half the day. You basically stand over them, while they're at the urinal, to make sure they're not trying to cheat.
One time we fit 3 people in a Port-a-Potty because we didn't wanna wait and had to piss
@@theoriginalshew Well, that sounds fun.
@@theoriginalshew you know, it should be possible to make like a port-a-potty with 4 urinals.
@Lewis good ol' Sgt Pecker Checker...
@@theoriginalshew that's different though, it wasn't with strangers.
Bros punch walls because physical pain is easier to deal with than emotional pain. And the bro group therapy sessions never go anywhere.
.... wow it makes sense
Bro group therapy consists of building, or destroying, something.
Shit the weemen cant learn about us punching the ghosts 👻
What ?
Yuzu should collab with CDawgVA and Lord Aethelstan. She'll learn the Bro-Code faster
VEIN GANG
What about the great and mighty *Infernal Beelzebub Anarchia Cruul de Apokalypsi, the Opposite of Divine, Prince of Suffering and Torment, Master of all Sin, Conqueror of the Underworld, and King of all Demonkind*
Sandwich Yuzu chooses the sandwich option!
I'll be honest I was kind of hoping for it to be serious. As hilarious as the bro code lesson is here I genuinely would like an informative video so that people can understand why we do things like keep secrets or do that awkward step/leg wiggle.
I truly believe the awkward step/leg wiggle is the first step a boy takes on his way to manhood
@@Stumbo99 AMEN, since that one awkward step, every thing changes, you are an evolved pokemon from that moment.
Challenge mode: those urinals at parks and sporting events that are just metal troughs. Hell, I've been to a raceway where the urinal was just a fitch at foot level with a drain
I’m an Oakland A’s fan, the troughs are a right of passage for us
it's a "gentleman's etiquette"
Lots of bros misunderstand the bro code. You don't use the urinal next to someone else IF there are other free urinals.
You don't need to piss yourself, a bro wouldn't make you humiliate yourself in public. Always have your bro's back. But if you really want to, then go for it, I guess.
The right thing to do would be to wait if you can, or use the middle one if you *really* have to piss.
the true dominant move isnt taking B. its going to share A or C
Women learning about the bro code is truly peak entertainment
Definitely
Went to a bar once in Austin, some drag queen took the stall next to me and tried sneaking a peek.
Shit like this is super uncomfortable
Ask if they want a better look, assert dominance.
What is drag queen?
@@yohanes7440 it's a man who dresses and acts like a woman In an exaggerated fashion.
They sometimes can be seen in adult shows, or are often associated with prostitution.
Others do it for fun.
@@xXSpaceMexicanXx I see
Am I the only one who follows the rule "if the stall is available take the stall"
As a man from the Army I have pissed enough outside or in pig troughs to not give a shit, but my eyes are GLUED straight ahead or upwards
This guy has a great voice… He should be a vtuber!
He sounds like he’d do well lol.
@@turbobanana Yeah I bet he’d be absolutey magging (term I made up)
Yeah
I dunno but maybe with a bit of COPIUM he could be
Bruh ik he sounded familiar but I thought it was the copeium
Wait, slightly low?
Most of the urinals I've seen were either without dividers what so ever, or basically waist height.
Oh damn. Most of the ones I've seen have been about shoulder height, and only gone down to slightly below the bottom of the urinal.
Three urinals can fit two strangers, three friends, or nine homies
This is a magnificent video.
It really magnified my knowledge of the bro code.
I was surprised by the magnitude of bro etiquette there is.
An addendum: the urinal rule only applies in non-emergency situations. If you’re at the movies and it just ended and half the guys in the audience have been holding it through the last half hour and you’re all off to answer nature’s call, you go in, piss, wash your hands, and leave. As long as you keep your eyes front and your mouth shut you’ll be fine.
Also, there is a rest stop in Ames, Iowa off route 35 Whose dividers between urinals and around the toilets are fucking five feet tall. I stand head and shoulders above them. If I’m not sitting I can see myself in the mirrors. And the room is two stories tall to boot. It’s like they revamped a design from the 1800’s back when people were shorter by average.
There is another possible solution to the urinal question. One shares urinal A or C with the homie who's already there.
5:04 i don't think i've ever seen yuzu pause that fast before
I honestly adore her personality and her voice.
Urinal dividers are a masterclass in malicious compliance. Somewhere there is an ordinance or rule that there must be a divider for urinals and whoever designs the dividers thought it was stupid, so as a result they are always too short or not wide enough. That way they can say they put the dividers as required, but they simply do nothing. It should be a crime.
Ngl, he made the bro code a lot more convoluted than it had to be.
1:08 Awkward to wait, but a norm and an unquestioned one. It's just, it's how it is.
This guy doesn't know the actual bro code: "Never Look Down. Eye straight ahead at the wall."
in 2013 the M.R.E.C ( Men's Restroom Etiquette Committee) added a new clause "if the middle urinal is the only one available, you use the Stall"
he's forgeting the fourth option, just go piss in the toilet stall lmao
OBJECTION! I'd like to make the argument that urinal B may be used, In the condition that it's an absolute emergency.
Yuzu not being able to pronounce exorcise is the most Vtuber thing
I love Lando so much but I love it even more when I get to watch people react to his content, also he's actually good at drawing which helps enhance his lectures.
Bro code: Used the urinals, leave the bathroom stalls for the bros that take coke in the low..
The only time where B is correct is at a sports game during an intermission
Wait till she hears that some urinals dont even have dividers
there is an exception where B is acceptabal and that is when there is a line like at the movies or events like a game stadium. but atleast there you are not likely to know the bro's your next to so its like vegas, just pretend it never happend.
You got it all wrong. The solution is to take a stall, but assert dominance by pissing straight into the water with as much noise as you can
lmao this guy sounds like Magni
edit: (and now I know why...)
3:06 i laughed so hard he doesnt have to be that specific but is fucking facts ahahhahahahahaaa
When the world needed him to JO the most… he vanished
5:03
She got the answer… and she was not pleased
Her immediate reaction... 😂😊😊❤❤❤❤❤
this is why I always sit down
She forgot this was a quiz about the bro-code and not a quiz about dominance 💀
I will admit sometimes I do pick B... but that's just because I'm so short and smol I never have to worry about the dividers being too short for me, and somehow I doubt I can really make anyone else uncomfortable when a lot of people mistake me for a child lol
D. Walk up beside one of the other guys and pee in their urinal to assert dominance.
B is only for emergencies
The dividing Walls be like 2 ft x 2 in x .5 in
JOing and fighting demons LOL
2:45 wow she rly busted out that finn scream
B, obviously. How else are you gonna hold a homie's junk (or dual wield) if they need help?
He forgot “bros before hoes” and the 23 wingman accords
imagine the girls room with no stall walls just a foot between each toilet
Eh, comparison doesn't work because men's rooms also have toilets which are constantly covered. Urinals exist because we can stand while we do it. I guess women also can, but it's not recommended.
Dont forget, if you shake it more than twice you're playing with it
Off course, option d( just use a stall to piss) is a real last resort.
There is a dilemma here: On one hand, going just "fuck all" and pissing in the centre can be considerd a power move, but breaks the code. On the other, you may look petty, respectful at the same time.
I once went to a place that had NO DIVIDERS on it's urinals and they were all on the wall facing the entrance, so when you entered the bathroom and looked to the side you got a full and clear view of EVERYTHING.
She now knows..we can't let our Secrets out Bois
Ofc Yuzu chose B
If you know, you know
I understood it but ima need the name myboy y know research purposes
Someone call a council meeting, he's telling a girl our secrets!
They're learning our secrets!
The Prof be Ma-I mean Morbin'.
YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT THE CRYSTALS, BRO
Yuzu for real ist the funniest out of the bunch 😂😂😊
I take D, use a Stall instead for extra privacy
the council would like to have a word with him....
The council will have a word with you
Either wait for one or use a stall. B should never be used in any case. Unspoken rule
little did she knows she is watching a certain maggin' man
Its a trick question. You go piss in one of the stalls
Even worse that the urinals in this description are the troughs. Wrigley Field used to have them in Chicago. Instead of a definitive area to stand to piss, even if the middle was off limits, it has just a long place for people to piss. No order, just chaos.
I already saw urinals with no dividals, i chose answer C that time
He giving out way to much 🤣 i guess its supposed to be for the new boys but they're imposters among us
Serving the lord is mandatory brothers
B is only acceptable if there's a line up, but eyes forward, always.
Never Be anywhere near a bro we always keep a space between
bro, at my school, there ARE NO DIVIDERS, so just to make everyone feel safe, people would wait until one person finishes until the next person does. there are 3 urinals on one side and 7 urinals on the other. it has a clear view of the door so anyone, even the girls can just peek in and see you taking a piss. it is very uncomfortable.
i can also confirm that the designer is satan.
A all the way, but if you can't hold it and there's an empty stall, that works too.
Remember that TikTok trend where they steal stuff from school? Yeah some menace stole the corner urinal. The WHOLE THING.
issue with that is many UK urinals are a trough with a splash-board, no choice but to grumble your presence known, do what needs to be done, wash up (far too many skip this step) then get the hell out.
they also tend to be crammed into spaces smaller than the average sofa.
This is why I opt to piss near the road on a tree or post to avoid these contacts. I do get interesting things shouted at me such as "Turn around and show me what you got!"
my school only has two urinals and two toilets with broken doors so if there's a guy in there you turn around and leave
Some times there is not even a divider
punching the wall is much teh same as self harm or cutting, its coping, its releasing something without harming anyone else
Someone call a council meeting! He's a traitor!
You pick one away and if non thats when your allowed to take one in between or you walk out and once one leaves walk back in
We have different bro code culture in the ph. Just do the jingle quickly, don't make it weird, no eye contact after peeing.
Nothing wrong with JOing with the bros to recharge