Personally, I like to think Gaud is just an allmighty, interdimensional being, that can't decide wether it wants to relate to us puny mortals, or terrify us to death.
Hoard: A bunch of things. Horde: A bunch of people. Hoarde: A bunch of clowns, who uncomfortably straddle the line between the two in their horrible, baggy pants.
Gaud is like a ice maker. Sometimes it goes hard and fast, hitting you with a shit ton at once and other times it drops but by bit, waiting for the perfect time to strike and then dropping a small but powerful load on you, and someone times in your cup. Sometimes. Also hurts your feet. Edit: I just now after reading the replies realized that this can be taken into vERY DIFFERENT C O N T E X T
The Gaud Movie, where everything that Gaud has said is animated in extreme HD Followed by The Pukicho movie, same as the Gaud movie, but Pukicho this time.
I, as a previous girl scout, can vouch for the fact that we growl at each other, I mean, c'mon man! How else do we scare the competing girl scouts away from target!? We selling cookies here, we got a business going! And growling is the only true way you can determine whether or not someone is part of your pack.
The username makes it better... (unless you're referring to the plant and it's not a play on "Lupus" but given that your first name is "Lilith" I am guessing it's at the very least a bit of both)
I wish my girlscout troop growled. I'm the only feral child in it. Everyone else just spends the free time in girlscout meetings on their phones, chatting or doing tik tok dances. I'd love to not feel like an outsider someday. (I'm homeshooled and my entire group is public schooled, so they're always gossiping about things at school and other stuff that I'm not in on.)
@@arnerademacker8548 I am a fool and have no clue what you're talking about- the last name is in reference to the plant and I just think Lilith is an adorable first name-
*fonally You should really not spell words incorrectly and this is the first time I've seen you and I am already disappointed in your spelling. I mean who spells fonally as finally?
Looking back at this and seeing about the post about having a haunted toy in our lives, reminded me of two toys I had. My first was a baby alive doll. My mom took the batteries out because the doll kept going off during the night, however the doll STILL continued on. It's main sound was the baby laughing sound it had. My second one was a furby toy I got at a yard sale. I think it was one of the special designed ones because it had an owl pattern and there was no toy like that in the group of furbys. However, because we didn't have the app needed to activate the toy, I still kept it like a doll. One day though, my mom goes to my room to get my basket of dirty clothes and the eyes LIGHT UP AND IT GARBLED STATIC. My mom got rid of it afterwards.
I had a dream where I was cooking with this guy and burned down the whole kitchen, he gave me a thumbs up before vanishing EDIT: we were cooking mac n cheese .
Gaud and PM are my heroes. I take great inspiration from their chaos. Most people in my life are very much afraid of what I have become but my dignity is something I am nearly always willing to sacrifice in order to assert my dominance. My siblings are afraid and my friends are intrigued. You both have truly changed my life for the better.
fandomstuck reviving day 14: i hope i can actually get progress done on tumblr. otherwise, i feel death. edit: nice likes, ill take this edit down once we pass it. dont let it pass. edit: it changed as i made the edit
Fuse the personification of fandoms, Hetalia, Homestuck, and friendship. Seriously, I haven’t had a single problem with them. Might not be your type, but it is pretty cool and a good concept to inspire creativity. Why? There is nothing that is canon. You can create whatever you want.
3:55 ... I still cuddle with mine... whenever I do, all the scary thoughts go away... it’s probably either my grandma or her dog that died 50 years ago named fero(cios) that “haunts”(protects) me.
1:20 why does that actually sound comforting to me- HAVE I BEEN HURT SO BAD THAT THE THOUGHT OF SHADOWS TRYING TO FIND A COMFORTABLE PLACE TO SIT AND TRYING TO HELP ME SLEEP WITH WHISPERING IS ACTUALLY THE MOST COMFORTING THING I'VE HEARD-
I wonder if gaud knows about PM Seymour. How cool would it be for him to see PM Seymour doing an ENTIRE VIDEO just for his posts? You a superstar man!!
4:01 Oh god don't remind me. I don't even know where it's gone. It was literally a stuffed toy of the cookie monster - *now I still have a mild irrational fear of the cookie monster*
This has to be my favorite videos of all time right now. I was having a really rough day and this particular individual always seems to make me laugh every single time. I know you are the guy voicing him, but still, thank you both
3:55 Mine was a grey and black polka dotted Furby with pink hair and belly fuzz that I named “Gizmo”. It would keep talking in the middle of the night...
Sometimes I forget this isn't an entity intent on making everything dark and terrifying and is actually a person on a computer
Personally, I like to think Gaud is just an allmighty, interdimensional being, that can't decide wether it wants to relate to us puny mortals, or terrify us to death.
I would do it, but I like keeping them sweet, dark thoughts to my own demented mind.
@@silvercandra4275 yeah but knowing Gaud he would say: "why not both?"
@@czwie001 give me it and no one will get hurt
@@zahraahmed2945 just search gaud face reveal
Alright, now with this out of the way...
*PUKICHO EPISODE*
Eliáš Machálek YES
YES
YES
I feel it would be blursed
YES
Hoard: A bunch of things.
Horde: A bunch of people.
Hoarde: A bunch of clowns, who uncomfortably straddle the line between the two in their horrible, baggy pants.
Hoard = Objects
Horde = Entities.
Quinton Craig Clowns are neither and both at the same
Mimi Retz ah, the Schrödinger's clown
No dont listen to him, there are no such things as a hoarde of clown, trust me, im a clown
Horde= the villains from she ra*
Gaud is like a ice maker.
Sometimes it goes hard and fast, hitting you with a shit ton at once and other times it drops but by bit, waiting for the perfect time to strike and then dropping a small but powerful load on you, and someone times in your cup. Sometimes. Also hurts your feet.
Edit: I just now after reading the replies realized that this can be taken into vERY DIFFERENT C O N T E X T
Truth
If you come back to edit out grammar mistakes in your post, could you leave "but by bit" intact please.
replace "ice maker" with "dick" and it makes just as much sense
this has been perverted bullshit by Logan5124
Logan5124 ‘ same goes for crap
SEND THIS TO THEM
Edit: I learned gaud is non binary
Gaud and pukicho are pretty much the only reason tumblr hasn’t just collapsed in on itself and disappeared
Yeah basically
Dont forget the gay-man
@@hauntedhoody2976 you realise how little that narrows it down? So much of tumblr is gay my dude
Don't forget one-time-I-dreamt
fish
We have so much of this we could make a movie
Could? We *should*
@@pixelpixel499 we *should* ? We *M U S T*
do it, be the one
The Gaud Movie, where everything that Gaud has said is animated in extreme HD
Followed by The Pukicho movie, same as the Gaud movie, but Pukicho this time.
Yessss Pukicho and Gaud movie
Fun fact: The gender neutral term for a sibling/niece/nephew is Nibling, combining all three words
That is almost as ridiculous-sounding as the official name for the little paper strip that they put on Hershey Kisses.
All I can think of when I hear the word *Nibling* is a hamster gnawing on an eyeball. Don't question my reasons, I don't even know myself.
A Random Star Trek Nerd What’s the official name?
@@mercurion-e5t Paper Plume, I think
You sure that counts for siblings? I thought it was just nephew and niece
I call my sibling “sib” “sibster” “brosis” and “the other one”
"sibling" "the other one"
*"The Other One" from Bug Fables plays*
" *THE OTHER ONE* "
Ah, yes. The forbidden family member.
@@MechaWyvern707
*O H*
*N O*
New thing to call your sibling. Eldrich monster
Try "fellow vessel" if either of you like hollow knight
My friend was attacked by ducks and has scars all over her back.
Just think what they would've done if they were geese
At least they weren't swans. Geese may challenge God, but swans actually win.
Ducks are normal mode, geese are hard mode, swans are NIGHTMARE! mode.
She's lucky, geese wouldn't stop at just her back.
@@supersmilyface1 that's why I made them. 😏😈
Gaud is a collective fever dream we are all having
DON'T DO THE CLOWN LAUFHE EVER AGAIN IT WAS LEGITIMATELY TERRIFYING!
DON'T LISTEN TO THEM, DO IT AGAIN! AGAIN!!!
That clown laugh was the best thing I’ve ever heard
Mwee hee hee! I'm comin for the cheldren tenight! Mwo hee hah haaa!
Surprise Party Fiddlesticks is a thing, you know.
krusty? is that you?
I, as a previous girl scout, can vouch for the fact that we growl at each other, I mean, c'mon man! How else do we scare the competing girl scouts away from target!? We selling cookies here, we got a business going! And growling is the only true way you can determine whether or not someone is part of your pack.
The username makes it better... (unless you're referring to the plant and it's not a play on "Lupus" but given that your first name is "Lilith" I am guessing it's at the very least a bit of both)
@@thatnerdseth7337 Boy scout!? WHERE!??
@@thatnerdseth7337 Shoot- I need backup!
I wish my girlscout troop growled. I'm the only feral child in it. Everyone else just spends the free time in girlscout meetings on their phones, chatting or doing tik tok dances. I'd love to not feel like an outsider someday. (I'm homeshooled and my entire group is public schooled, so they're always gossiping about things at school and other stuff that I'm not in on.)
@@arnerademacker8548 I am a fool and have no clue what you're talking about- the last name is in reference to the plant and I just think Lilith is an adorable first name-
That Krusty the Clown laugh is what made me realize that Gaud's voice is just gravelly Homer
@@personhumanthing S a m e g u y
Hey the pink background is more fitting finally
Edit: spelling finally as fonally
*fonally
You should really not spell words incorrectly and this is the first time I've seen you and I am already disappointed in your spelling. I mean who spells fonally as finally?
My game theory Seymour liked gaud so much he put his color as the back ground
@@kazzy2974 The background IS gaud
@@chelyt4807 gaud is everywhere
OH GOD HE'S LEAKING THROUGH A CRACK ON MY SCREEN HELP I'M DROWNI
2:27 whenever I'm reminded that gaud IRL is a normal human, it never ceases to amuse me
He's a normal human IRL
@@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard debatable
Gaud has a youtube, with 2 videos.
@@MarcyTheKindaCoolWizard *they are probably a normal human being
My friends and I in high school would howl in corn mazes And sometimes you'd hear some little kid howl and hear a mom yelling at the kid to stop.
for some reason i thought this would be a rickroll or something
This is Seymour, he would do that so *WORRY*
He's hit us with a g-note before, I will walk into the rickroll with open arms if he does
@@ItzVyxen Link? No not the character but a link to the video.
If Gaud ever did a face reveal I’d expect it to be hilariously the opposite of what he writes are
They did. They have a youtube channel called Gaud and it's absolutely amazing.
They*
Gaud is nonbinary
@@alexmcdonald4707 could you send me a link, please?
That ending is not only my favorite Gaud quote, but also triggered my fear of clowns.
my first reaction seeing this video pop up was "oh god" then i realized what i said and chuckled to myself
As in, "OH GOD! D:" or "oh, god. Okay."
Oh gaud...
*Oh gaud*
@@oleandercookies was it a bad pun?
Nah I made my comment before I realized yours was up
Sorry
Time to pause my aesthetic playlist of Celtic Woman songs to hear some accursed thoughts
The… *W H A T ‽*
I've literally never met anyone who knows who Celtic Woman are??? You have good music taste!
Welp, I feel stupid now.
Celtic Woman and Celtic Thunder are both wonderful.
I showed this video to my mom. i think she liked it
thanks gaud, very cool
there we go, i knew i could find your comment! :3
_If this is really the Tumblr abomination, also known as Gaud, well, I think we are blursed_
GAUD REAL?!
Why do you look familliar?
I would agree with the shadow thing. That’s actually quite soft tbh :)
0:58 I believe the term P.M. is looking for is creepily wholesome
this ep hits a lot harder after gaud got omega-cancelled due to ultimately false accusations
Gaud’s last words before the clowns were “oh gaud”...
My life is semi complete
Gaud is just my soul buddy
I too am a sociopath
We BrUdDaS iN bLoD mUsT uNiTe At OnCe!
Same.
For someone who has seen the crayon livestream, hearing Gaud with this kind of voice is immensely funny.
Crayon?
@@FrizellaTheBee Yup. The crayon livestream.
Pukicho’s demon uncle special
Looking back at this and seeing about the post about having a haunted toy in our lives, reminded me of two toys I had. My first was a baby alive doll. My mom took the batteries out because the doll kept going off during the night, however the doll STILL continued on. It's main sound was the baby laughing sound it had.
My second one was a furby toy I got at a yard sale. I think it was one of the special designed ones because it had an owl pattern and there was no toy like that in the group of furbys. However, because we didn't have the app needed to activate the toy, I still kept it like a doll. One day though, my mom goes to my room to get my basket of dirty clothes and the eyes LIGHT UP AND IT GARBLED STATIC.
My mom got rid of it afterwards.
Fun fact: People with a latex allergy are often allergic to bananas as well.
Would they be twice as allergic to a latex banana?
@@brandoncamacho5532 Probably....
3:51 as a Girl Scout, I can verify this! Though, Daisys tend to whine where as Cadets and up tend to snarl.
I had a dream where I was cooking with this guy and burned down the whole kitchen, he gave me a thumbs up before vanishing
EDIT: we were cooking mac n cheese .
What were u cooking?
@@taliaseldman7283 mac n cheese. I have no idea how I messed it up
Can we just get a binge compilation of all the times you've voiced Gaud and Pukicho respectively?
I swear Gaud requested this
I like how gaud said the as if there is only one withering clown hoard
I clicked this and pink juice has appeared in my house, help?
Uh, -You’re dead- call the police
Threaten it with a straw.
Rayvee SilkWing No. *2 straws*
Drink it, It'll make you stronger
Sorry, but _they_ have you now. Nothing you can do but accept what comes next.
Gaud and PM are my heroes. I take great inspiration from their chaos. Most people in my life are very much afraid of what I have become but my dignity is something I am nearly always willing to sacrifice in order to assert my dominance. My siblings are afraid and my friends are intrigued. You both have truly changed my life for the better.
This.
A good half of my brain is just like this.
*horrifying clown laugh*
*scream*
Ad: I'm prepared, are you?
I wonder if Gaud watches these videos. If he does. He can be any one of us
it could be.. even Seymour
they* do watch these videos! someone showed this one to them on tumblr!
Anxiety from silly string is actually easy, that stuff is INSANELY flammable! One wrong spritz at a birthday party and the birthday boy is a fireball
We can now fully confirm that PM is an acolyte of Gaud the mind breaking Tumblr god
I'm calling it now, we're getting a binge compilation right after this because Seymour just wrecked his throat doing the Gaud voice.
What sort of unspeakable heresy have you brought on us P.M. You've opened pandora's box and doomed us all!!
fandomstuck reviving day 14: i hope i can actually get progress done on tumblr. otherwise, i feel death.
edit: nice likes, ill take this edit down once we pass it. dont let it pass.
edit: it changed as i made the edit
You’re reviving Fandomstuck? I love that stuff, count me in!
haven't I seen you before?
ive had my fair share of comments on PM’s tumblr vids and megalovania, plus homestuck videos and hetalia videos. you might have, i dunno
Hang on I know I asked only like, a week ago but I've already forgotten again, what's fandomstuck???
Fuse the personification of fandoms, Hetalia, Homestuck, and friendship.
Seriously, I haven’t had a single problem with them. Might not be your type, but it is pretty cool and a good concept to inspire creativity.
Why? There is nothing that is canon. You can create whatever you want.
Gaud is my spirit animal. Gaud is the tumblr mascot. Gaud is a mood.
2:27 the c word... i'm just gonna assume it means cute :3, cute cabinet
Silly string is actually highly flammable, & thus makes an excellent torture instrument.
I was a Girl Scout and I can confirm that they do this
I feel like gaud really needs a hug
1:41 Gaud Looking out for us
The soft shadows actually made me smile because it reminded me of how my dad got me to stop using a night light
0:59 this is basically the main plot point of ffxiv’s Shadowbringers expansion before the big plot event happens (which I will not spoil for anyone)
...that last bit with the clowns freaked me out more than it probably should have...*shudders*
i looked at this, went "oh no."
and then clicked on it.
Indeed, gaud posts are indeed like eating a bannana.
Gaud and Pukicho are the two eldritch gods, change my mind
Yeah the Korean alphabet is easy to learn
Just saying
Note: I can only READ Korean.
Withering clown horde is a hell of a quote
3:36
I’m... one of these people.
3:55 ... I still cuddle with mine... whenever I do, all the scary thoughts go away... it’s probably either my grandma or her dog that died 50 years ago named fero(cios) that “haunts”(protects) me.
Didn't call it "Gaud Only Knows"?
Disappointed, Seymor.
1:20 why does that actually sound comforting to me- HAVE I BEEN HURT SO BAD THAT THE THOUGHT OF SHADOWS TRYING TO FIND A COMFORTABLE PLACE TO SIT AND TRYING TO HELP ME SLEEP WITH WHISPERING IS ACTUALLY THE MOST COMFORTING THING I'VE HEARD-
this video aged like milk
I'm really glad that people like Gaud exist. They make life just interesting enough to keep going. :)
We need a full collection of all his post
i hope Gaud knows we love them, this was by far the best late night tumblr posts video
As someone who lives close to a lake full of piranhas, they're most definitely lethal.
Gaudy and pukicho are the best and when they cross over it's amazing
The perfect video to watch at 0:27 am in the morning, especially with that ending
That laugh at the end BROKE ME!!!
Gaud and Pukicho seem like the types to secretly be office workers
Gaud bengie compleation what the world wanted then cried half way through pleading it to stop breaking our minds. Love it
I love how you have a specific voice for Gaud,, like,, it just??? FITS HIM SOMEHOW???
I’m surprised somebody had actually managed to make shadows something always associated with evil seem warm and cuddly
I’m glad I have a blanket
finally, i’ve been wanting this an another tumblr creator specials for months since i found this series.
Yee
I wonder if gaud knows about PM Seymour. How cool would it be for him to see PM Seymour doing an ENTIRE VIDEO just for his posts? You a superstar man!!
I can't help but to always go 'Oh god not this guy again' while laughing
I was literally thinking of a gaud and pukichu episode last night
Guad is a creature from another universe. There is no other explanation.
Especially after the "Clown Husbandry" post...
4:01 Oh god don't remind me. I don't even know where it's gone. It was literally a stuffed toy of the cookie monster - *now I still have a mild irrational fear of the cookie monster*
Gaud's picture and the voice works so well for the existential crisis that Gaud is
Gaud is like chaotic good Pukicho
Alternate video title: The Word of Gaud according to Saint Seymour.
Doc: u only have 4 minutes and 41 seconds left to live
Me:
Gaud is an extraplanar being this manifestation is only a fraction of his true power
ah, yes, our favourite bubblegum eldritch being
4:15 [WTFs in Hangul]
Fall damage: Non-Lethal
It's strange that the dark thing Gaud said actually helped me with my fear of the dark
This has to be my favorite videos of all time right now. I was having a really rough day and this particular individual always seems to make me laugh every single time. I know you are the guy voicing him, but still, thank you both
We’re going to have a cult of gaud eventually
PM please...that very last clown laugh gasp....I need that to be my new notification noise. Please seymour you're my only hope.
This makes me unreasonably happy. Please, another!
You ever wonder if Gaud sees these videos and is aware he has kind of a fanbase by now?
I love that I've seen all of these posts live on my dash.
Oh geez, I struggled to not just spit my tea out while watching this. Too funny, but please keep it coming.
It's always a good day when Pat posts. It's also, coincidentally, never a good day, until Pat posts.
Gaud posts vs. Pukicho posts
*MAKE THE INTERNET IMPLODE!*
The laugh at the end legitimately made me shake.
3:55 Mine was a grey and black polka dotted Furby with pink hair and belly fuzz that I named “Gizmo”. It would keep talking in the middle of the night...