Donald Trump's Funniest Insults and Comebacks

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  • @MarkDice
    @MarkDice  6 ปีที่แล้ว +4032

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    • @botswana4766
      @botswana4766 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Mark Dice Surprised this only has 4 likes
      Expectation: 382 likes and 23 comments

    • @GameKnight333
      @GameKnight333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol

    • @dr.fleischkanu8200
      @dr.fleischkanu8200 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      at first i was skeptical about the worth of the shirt but i see here in the comments, it really works!
      just might have to order some mark haha

    • @peterianstaker9273
      @peterianstaker9273 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Wow libtards getting offended by T-shirts lol I might just buy a fuck load, it seems to work haha I love it!

    • @mikehunt5134
      @mikehunt5134 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Blue In red
      Bad day?

  • @dan2002df
    @dan2002df 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1384

    "You're gonna make the same if you do as good a job" legendary........

    • @superloose57d56
      @superloose57d56 8 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      The roast and truth in one serving.

    • @Gotallofthem1
      @Gotallofthem1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Daniel Fernandez Agreed, Lol

    • @nicotopcat1188
      @nicotopcat1188 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I know it. We've got a superstar for a president!

    • @Gotallofthem1
      @Gotallofthem1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Driver "Wage Gap", One of the biggest liberal lies of our time.

    • @beadsandbraids
      @beadsandbraids 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I agree Driver . But also wanted to note-- my job is physical work. Pay equality not an issue. However..50-55 yr old women work much harder than 19 yr old able bodied guys -- checking their phone every 2 min. & yanking their pants up - I often wonder how much time this all amts to in the course of a day. So there are some age variables too.

  • @michaelrichards7987
    @michaelrichards7987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10797

    “Only Rosie O’Donnell” won him the Republican nomination “Because you’d be in jail” won him the presidency

    • @greasycheese8095
      @greasycheese8095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      @conleyc93 the electoral college saved us from an idiot

    • @greasycheese8095
      @greasycheese8095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      @conleyc93 lol yeah we have an idiot in office sure buddy keep dreaming. See you again in 2020 on the libtard crying compilations

    • @greasycheese8095
      @greasycheese8095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @conleyc93 it's not election interference, it's proof of the genius of this countries founding fathers, protecting us agaisnt a woman that would've destroyed this country

    • @BradleyMUFC6339
      @BradleyMUFC6339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @conleyc95 i bet your not even from the US so why do you see the need to comment on our election. Trump embarrassed you all on election night and he will do it again. Your little cry baby bitch get over it he won. Hes a milliom times better than hillary who is responsible for lots of deaths, corrupt as anything and deleted 35000 emails that still havent been recovered.

    • @AbiZolanski
      @AbiZolanski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMFAOOOOO YES

  • @james_tiberius_kirk73
    @james_tiberius_kirk73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    Jeb Bush: "My Mother is the strongest Woman I know"
    Trump: "Maybe she should run for office instead"

    • @thomasphiri2023
      @thomasphiri2023 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      😂😂😂😂

    • @chongsk4383
      @chongsk4383 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      And burnt 130 million dollars for nothing to return....😂😂

    • @susanhand4522
      @susanhand4522 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Creep

  • @karenthompson1539
    @karenthompson1539 ปีที่แล้ว +1269

    Nancy Piglosi to Trump: "I want to see you in prison."
    Trump's response: "I don't think you'll be allowed visitors." 😂😂😂😂

    • @ryandonnelly9820
      @ryandonnelly9820 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Yeah

    • @DK.448
      @DK.448 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @PieroMinayaRojas
      @PieroMinayaRojas 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Lol timestamp?

    • @BledaDiaz
      @BledaDiaz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Trump is King 🎉the Man got style.

    • @mkultra2456
      @mkultra2456 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "HEEEEYOOOOOO!!!" - Ed McMahon

  • @kytown
    @kytown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8593

    "Because you'd be in jail" is still my all time favorite

    • @juliajeffries9719
      @juliajeffries9719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      yet she’s NOT and he’s the president.

    • @Sircade
      @Sircade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sameee

    • @ourd0gseven
      @ourd0gseven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@juliajeffries9719 oOh Crooked Hill will be soon, all in good time! (:D) (:D)

    • @coolramone
      @coolramone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Hilliary: Worst Secretary of State

    • @assootoshmotah2350
      @assootoshmotah2350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      "You will get the same if you do as good a job" was also really good

  • @TheEpicTricycle
    @TheEpicTricycle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10321

    "You'll get paid the same if you do as good a job."

    • @dulcemaria2245
      @dulcemaria2245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +557

      BIG lol he slayed that bish 😂🇺🇸

    • @chandlerwhite8302
      @chandlerwhite8302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +622

      Arrogant little tramp standing there with her hands on her hips, LMAO!!!!😂😂😂😂

    • @Pangkasrapih
      @Pangkasrapih 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      .Im his supporter very proud of you Mr president

    • @OlgaSmirnova1
      @OlgaSmirnova1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      TheEpicTricycle boom!

    • @mitchellmiller3176
      @mitchellmiller3176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @Jenny D but we all know Donald Trump is far from sexist

  • @christianbagnall3189
    @christianbagnall3189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3945

    People so soft, this man was hated but was a national treasure.

    • @smerchly
      @smerchly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      Very refreshing to see this video after watching the new administration destroying America . It's hard to believe Americans are happy with Biden , Pelosi and the rest of the gang.

    • @jrackle1
      @jrackle1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@smerchly They're not happy with Biden. They're happy that they can ignore it now. The media isn't preaching to them to hate someone now so they're content with just being ignorant.

    • @justinamenta7241
      @justinamenta7241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Trump was hated AND loved....Biden is just hated by everyone with an IQ over 25

    • @nataliatrumpo3893
      @nataliatrumpo3893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Correction: *IS* loved. ☺️❤️🇺🇸

    • @iamjakepaul944
      @iamjakepaul944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      💯

  • @ceejay744
    @ceejay744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    No wonder George Bush hates Trump.....He made Jeb look like a complete fool.

    • @chongsk4383
      @chongsk4383 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      And burnt 130 million dollars for nothing in return.....

    • @audkarinen6875
      @audkarinen6875 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      George hated trump before Jeb. George was a wolf in sheep’s clothing

    • @ceejay744
      @ceejay744 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@audkarinen6875 Yep...Daddy was in CIA. George was a useful idiot.

    • @shaneshrimp6519
      @shaneshrimp6519 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Jeb Bush has been extinct ever since !

    • @diamonddave7891
      @diamonddave7891 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's because Jeb is a complete fool.

  • @merlinfoogle3215
    @merlinfoogle3215 7 ปีที่แล้ว +927

    Hillary-“release your tax returns”
    Trump-“I emailed them to you

  • @lolstalgic9602
    @lolstalgic9602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2197

    “Oh, Don you’re a little controversial... you’re talking about illegal immigration
    I said *its illegal!!”*

    • @Neko2_4_8_
      @Neko2_4_8_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Thats like the moment in the Simpsons where bart broke his leg and Nelson said Ha Ha
      So millhouse said Nelson i think he's really hurt
      So Nelson says I said ha ha

    • @MrsGarzilla
      @MrsGarzilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I miss him.

    • @harryfarrarvi1182
      @harryfarrarvi1182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Neko2_4_8_ put some quotation marks. I had to read it 3 times still funny

    • @dermotm7171
      @dermotm7171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ma fav quote of him, fkn legend

    • @stanislavstoimenov1729
      @stanislavstoimenov1729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Classic! 🤘

  • @thekinglion9135
    @thekinglion9135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5847

    He talks to women the same way he talks to men. I thought we wanted equality🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @TheRadicalConservative
      @TheRadicalConservative 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      Yep.🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @juicypears5466
      @juicypears5466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Isnt thats equality?

    • @XxxX-wx3er
      @XxxX-wx3er 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      TheLionKing - equality isn’t treating women worse.. it’s treating women better. You need to understand there’s been an injustice for a long time and men need to make up for that.

    • @anormalname6498
      @anormalname6498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      @@XxxX-wx3er not just women who we should treat better, but everyone. That's what equality is.

    • @colinfinnegan6057
      @colinfinnegan6057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      @@XxxX-wx3er Men don’t have to make up for shit, be a decent human being, and we’ll all do our part, the people who don’t will get punished, end of story.

  • @gibsonguy5240
    @gibsonguy5240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    This was always one I LOVED about President Trump. He pushed back on their crap. God Bless America!

  • @ObliteratedZane668
    @ObliteratedZane668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    “Cuz you’d be in jail.” - gives me goosebumps every time.
    The good kind.

    • @juliajeffries9719
      @juliajeffries9719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      but he’s the president and she’s NOT in jail hmmm

    • @pokosinski1967
      @pokosinski1967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can you explain it to me please? I don't understand

    • @ourd0gseven
      @ourd0gseven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Chris Conley Yet you're just a CNN Fake News Watcher, so of course you're gay & Left in the Dark, you idiot.... (',

    • @user-pk5eh8kg2v
      @user-pk5eh8kg2v 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chris Conley
      Do your research before you speak on something you don’t know about. Ignorance is something you should always want to lack but it seems like you don’t care much.

  • @baw2171
    @baw2171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4010

    “I said, it’s ILLEGAL.” 😂😂😂

    • @battleaxebill309
      @battleaxebill309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Draft dodger

    • @BradleyMUFC6339
      @BradleyMUFC6339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @conleyc95 how? He was voted in legally. Your just another sadistic who cant get over the fact you lost. Trump 2020.

    • @BradleyMUFC6339
      @BradleyMUFC6339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @conleyc95 Biden 🤣🤣 id have been more concerned if Berinie was running against him than Biden. Sleepy joe will be crushed in the election the country does not want another Obama like presidency. Your just a sad arse butt hurt crying Democrat who cannot accept you lost the election
      Trump will smash Biden with ease. You make up all these lies about why you lost when in reality your candidate was shit and corrupt..your not even from the United States so why do u feel the need to get so triggered over trump it sums up just how pathetic you are.

    • @standardrecreations
      @standardrecreations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      christopherc96 The same polls that had hillary with a 98% chance of winning. If you think sleepy joe will win, you are just as demented as him

    • @standardrecreations
      @standardrecreations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      christopherc96 and get a life. its obvious everyone thinks you are a stupid little kid replying to every comment with anti trump shit. gtfo of here.

  • @Doublezzranch
    @Doublezzranch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10222

    BECAUSE YOU'D BE IN JAIL

    • @Onixstar
      @Onixstar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      Ja Z That was the best one

    • @crownless236
      @crownless236 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      that one didnt even make any sense lol but good comeback

    • @djmaster1995
      @djmaster1995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Are you really that ignorant, or you think the opposite sex shares cells? Oh wait you're just saying what you see on TV; fakes news and thinking you're a communist and can imprison people with different political views.

    • @melfunk3536
      @melfunk3536 6 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      She should be in jail!!

    • @JR-zm7ju
      @JR-zm7ju 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      The best in this video

  • @jlomeli07
    @jlomeli07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    We need this guy back in office😂😂

    • @zovalentine7305
      @zovalentine7305 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He's an extraordinary entrepreneur more than a politick

    • @Thelegendaryratlll
      @Thelegendaryratlll 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      Guess what 😂

    • @gabrieladdison
      @gabrieladdison 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      He’s back!

    • @MarkanVaran7
      @MarkanVaran7 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      HERE WE GO

    • @mkultra2456
      @mkultra2456 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      HEEE'S BAACK BABY YEEAH!!!!!!!!

  • @ScoutsPatterson
    @ScoutsPatterson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8260

    Jeb Bush: “you can’t insult your way to the presidency”
    Trump: hold my diet coke

    • @ScoutsPatterson
      @ScoutsPatterson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Chris Conley Take a seat. If he was so loyal to Putin, he wouldn’t have sent the Ukrainians millions in aid to fight them.

    • @hollyv117
      @hollyv117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Justyn Brodsky 😂🤣

    • @henrymaxwell3684
      @henrymaxwell3684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hold my diet coke*

    • @ScoutsPatterson
      @ScoutsPatterson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Chris Conley Why are you leftists still obsessed with Russia? I guess you missed the Mueller report, and the fake dossier is in the process of being fully exposed. Can’t wait for the Durham report. You’re in for a surprise.

    • @outdoorsdaily6409
      @outdoorsdaily6409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You mean hold my hair

  • @darknightmike10yearsago
    @darknightmike10yearsago 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4034

    Because you'd be in jail.

    • @kayleehaynes5990
      @kayleehaynes5990 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Mike D. Wait who'd be in jail? Hillary is the one who killed soldiers.

    • @kidvette2004
      @kidvette2004 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kaylee H yea Idk either

    • @ThePoliticalMusician
      @ThePoliticalMusician 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      This phrase will go down in history

    • @CRAIG5835
      @CRAIG5835 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Dont ya just love his honesty!

    • @ares_bluesteel
      @ares_bluesteel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I come here once a month just to bathe in the savagery that is Trump.
      About time we had a president that isn't afraid to feed people their own bullshit. I do not miss our previous Coward in Chief

  • @screener545
    @screener545 6 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    I remember the moment trump said "because you would be in jail" live. I was blasted out of my chair at 1000 miles per hour and through the wall of my house. I barely survived the savage burn.

    • @brianakins5016
      @brianakins5016 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      She fucking should be

    • @brianakins5016
      @brianakins5016 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Kyle Maes she is an actual criminal

    • @dandanielson9393
      @dandanielson9393 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @Chris Conley how did that work out for him? He became fucking president. I'd say it worked out pretty well.

    • @zacharykeel9452
      @zacharykeel9452 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you say WALL?

    • @brianakins5016
      @brianakins5016 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chris Conley how is he a failure

  • @Kellzdevon95
    @Kellzdevon95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    How can people hate this man he's fucking hilarious

    • @zenithperigee7442
      @zenithperigee7442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @Markel Davis, hating others is pretty common among those who hate themselves!

    • @gofost5256
      @gofost5256 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@zenithperigee7442 "hating others" more like pointing out the elephant in the room, when someone doesn't let him speak, he clearly points that out, he's way better than your "truth over facts" guy.

    • @weirdfairy
      @weirdfairy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hilarious, but got to kill so many ppl. :)

    • @Weimerica8841
      @Weimerica8841 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@weirdfairy Every President does. He's the only one in recent history to prevent wars rather than begin them.

    • @weirdfairy
      @weirdfairy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Weimerica8841 sure thats why things in palestine r worse now. theres no such thing as "good president" in america after all.

  • @crazyman4367
    @crazyman4367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2436

    Jeb: "You can not not insult your way to the presidency."
    Trump proceeds to insult his way and wins.

    • @CJJ6699
      @CJJ6699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      conleyc95 no. “cheating” is a losers way of blaming others

    • @rumhave9632
      @rumhave9632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I see "because you'd be in jail" as a campaign promise. Mr. Barr is getting to the bottom of this.

    • @theshadowman1398
      @theshadowman1398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Please clap

    • @jrowland6717
      @jrowland6717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trump: I'll fkkn do it again.

    • @cameronessell7223
      @cameronessell7223 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrRensoku he tells everyone that he’s going to commit and crime and when he does it and republicans don’t care

  • @alex_byrnes
    @alex_byrnes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +610

    “Because you’d be in jail” saved the best for last. Fucking legend.

    • @vandijkjesgames9387
      @vandijkjesgames9387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Chris Conley Look. I know you don't have anything to live for other than mock other people for liking Trump. But i see your comments literally everywere on Trump supporting comments. It's really pathetic.

    • @connorshields5862
      @connorshields5862 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Chris Conley he's being investigated for a lie used as an excuse for the failure of the left in 2016.

    • @connorshields5862
      @connorshields5862 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Chris Conley yeah. Please provide an example.

    • @connorshields5862
      @connorshields5862 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Chris Conley yeah. The collusion with Russia.

    • @jenjeng3505
      @jenjeng3505 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s the best line of this vid 😄 smart and straight to the point 👏

  • @rustyheckler6173
    @rustyheckler6173 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2634

    priceless is the moment when Jeb told Trump he was never going to be president. 😂

    • @jvmh7949
      @jvmh7949 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Legion he's the fredo of the family.

    • @davidmassey5549
      @davidmassey5549 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      James Murphy 8

    • @splritwolf
      @splritwolf 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ikr xD

    • @rustyheckler6173
      @rustyheckler6173 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      BITE TheAltRight Well you guys have been proven completely wrong about everything. Though I am curious how much you get paid to make silly comments. I mean if you are not being paid that means you are out of excuses and should not comment on the intelligence of others; you know, throwing rocks in glass houses.

    • @lukebartlett5678
      @lukebartlett5678 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      BITE TheAltRight I'm 14 and my IQ is 136, I very much respect President-Elect Trump. You mean anybody with an iQ under 90 don't you?

  • @philipmann9548
    @philipmann9548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    People only hate Don because he point blank tells it as he sees it. No one is so hated as those who speak the truth

    • @El__Silbon
      @El__Silbon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He can give it out but he certainly can't take it back, criticism and insult wise

    • @Schwedeballz
      @Schwedeballz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@El__Silbon you might need to watch the video again.

    • @tylertravis2081
      @tylertravis2081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@El__Silbon dude he can take it and dish with the best get off the weed

    • @TheLeftSupportsPedos
      @TheLeftSupportsPedos 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know I do

    • @nickbloom6861
      @nickbloom6861 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just because it's the way he sees it, doesn't mean it's true. By this stupid logic, if a leftist sees something a certain way and says it out loud, then it must be true? Just because someone "says it like it is" or "speaks thier mind" doesn't mean a fucking thing.

  • @CCCC-cb2ty
    @CCCC-cb2ty 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1833

    Thee single greatest line in any debate ever, in the history of debates... "because you'd be in jail."

    • @conservativetalker2362
      @conservativetalker2362 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      T Sprocket my favorite was when he said such a nasty woman

    • @luisdavila1236
      @luisdavila1236 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It was great...but...
      "Senator,I have worked with Jack Kennedy,I was good friends with Jack Kennedy,senator,you're no Jack Kennedy"

    • @CCCC-cb2ty
      @CCCC-cb2ty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Luis Davila pretty damn good... good call

    • @Hyperpandas
      @Hyperpandas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +T Sprocket And yet, it was evidently another lie.

    • @Crondo420ReFrEsHe
      @Crondo420ReFrEsHe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hyperpandas theres more to it then you think, you really think its thst easy to root it all out when you havnt been in?

  • @TheBassGuy94
    @TheBassGuy94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    -Jeb: "This is a tough business"
    -Trump: "And youre a tough guy Jeb"
    -Angry Jeb: "Youre never gonna be president..."
    Lmao

    • @TheBassGuy94
      @TheBassGuy94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Chris Conley lol ok...

    • @Zach-ju5vi
      @Zach-ju5vi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Chris Conley Trump is a pretty big guy, I wouldn't say that to his face.

    • @Angelotube5000
      @Angelotube5000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Chris Conley Trump is really a tough guy, says that to North Korea, Isis and the Irani government.

    • @Angelotube5000
      @Angelotube5000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Chris Conley word

    • @SergePupko
      @SergePupko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jeb looks like he's a failed hair dresser not a politician. 😂 The hell was Florida thinking voting this guy in as governor? 😂 He is a Bush FFS...

  • @GyroGerald
    @GyroGerald 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3313

    Because you'd be in jail was the best comeback on TV!

    • @Marylmac
      @Marylmac 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Gotta luv a guy who says it as it is! That's the worlds' POTUS!!!!

    • @STDealer
      @STDealer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah so great Until you realize he's not going to do it or do anything that he said he would do so I hope that good feeling lasts for the entire presidency for you.

    • @bjartex5
      @bjartex5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      He should have dropped mic after that riposte

    • @STDealer
      @STDealer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alexander Bjarte again, he hasn't and wont actually do it. So not a mic drop, just a petty bitch talking shit and didn't do anything.

    • @cheekythechicken8776
      @cheekythechicken8776 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      his comebacks are genius,but hes doing a fucking horrible job at the white house right now,worrying about the NFL during a conflict against North K

  • @byronwilliams943
    @byronwilliams943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    "What is your tax rate": It's none of your business 😂

  • @spenserBE
    @spenserBE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1059

    "You keep calling us the disgusting press, the dishonest press..."
    "Well generally speaking that's 100% true."

    • @itookashittoday1146
      @itookashittoday1146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Dude I just about DIED when he said that 😂

    • @Chewy92
      @Chewy92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He is so fast at responding

  • @JustLouIt
    @JustLouIt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6696

    In all fairness he's right about Rosie O'Donnell

    • @wheneverwherever2088
      @wheneverwherever2088 7 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      He said about Rosie O'Donnell like a decade ago, it was perfect timing to bring that up.

    • @danamann952
      @danamann952 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      There is nothing fair with that statement, why do you endorse this?

    • @davispenn4244
      @davispenn4244 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      JustLouIt you don't need to listen to Donald Trump because he's bad and he is a evil racist son a b**** and I hate him forever and my name is Molly Air Bud because I am telling you the truth

    • @luqas99
      @luqas99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Veronica Maria "you don't like him cause he's ugly? Wow great way to make decisions" Have you listened to a single word Trump's said about people he doesn't like (for telling the truth)? You utter moron.

    • @luqas99
      @luqas99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The truth is Trump is a repulsive human being and unfit for office, and Mark Dice and the rest of the chuckling morons that are his fanbase are simply lying to themselves. Nothing new here.

  • @whoopmasterchuy8449
    @whoopmasterchuy8449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    “Because you’d be in jail” has to be one of the best one liners in political history lol the reason people voted for him is because he is a leader and doesn’t take crap from anyone

    • @iluvass
      @iluvass 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Chris Conley go get some friends lonely ass bitch

    • @iluvass
      @iluvass 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jenny D omfg lmao

    • @epaul3576
      @epaul3576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only Rosie is the other GREAT ONE LOLOLOLO. Love it

    • @ajmush3131
      @ajmush3131 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well he became president and did NOTHING. They were best friends before and after the cameras rolling, and you idiots believe it's real. What a load of horse shit you all are (Both sides)

  • @dahmantheories
    @dahmantheories 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    I'm not American but I like America and Trump

    • @patjones2082
      @patjones2082 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Then we like you right back 🇺🇸

    • @BlueOsito
      @BlueOsito 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's OK. Nobody is perfect.

  • @zacharypelphrey6166
    @zacharypelphrey6166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1605

    “You’re a tough guy Jeb” lol never gets old.

    • @frznaapl3269
      @frznaapl3269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      zachary pelphrey my favorite one is when trump tells jeb his campaign is over and nobody cares lmao

    • @KB7488
      @KB7488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The face after he said that lmao!! Classic!!

    • @JonathanVachon777
      @JonathanVachon777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The face Jeb does is hillarious too

    • @dontplay3088
      @dontplay3088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm from the England and thsts the 1st ti.ei heard that... your a tuf guy Jeff!!! Omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @bernardgallagher7925
      @bernardgallagher7925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The face Trump made as he said it to Jeb, priceless.

  • @troym33
    @troym33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +616

    4 years later it’s still just as entertaining as the first 10 times I watched it.

    • @SosukeAizen748
      @SosukeAizen748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's incredible!

    • @ceemapicardo3236
      @ceemapicardo3236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I agree, I can't get enough of him.

    • @azhari7968
      @azhari7968 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      the only one that keeping me watching this video is the cliche soundtrack

  • @xWASDMitch
    @xWASDMitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1742

    "Generally speaking that is 100% true" LMFAO

    • @vmaoi3857
      @vmaoi3857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      xWASDMitch Yo Im a fan of your content

    • @daltonthomas8918
      @daltonthomas8918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hi mitch i also love your content.

    • @beeler123
      @beeler123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Uh oh Mitch spotted

    • @xWASDMitch
      @xWASDMitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@beeler123 hello ;)

    • @jackbertson1952
      @jackbertson1952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The man, the Mitch, the legend!!!

  • @rudesword2852
    @rudesword2852 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    God I wish this dude was still our president. I've never seen people be so patriotic about a leader in my lifetime.

    • @vesta3126
      @vesta3126 ปีที่แล้ว

      wtf

    • @alanamanoel572
      @alanamanoel572 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vesta3126what kid

    • @vesta3126
      @vesta3126 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alanamanoel572 i mean what are you saying?

    • @Stuff857
      @Stuff857 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@vesta3126
      John Strossel has done some vids on what trump did.

    • @vesta3126
      @vesta3126 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Stuff857 he made his supporters attack the Capital!

  • @rileyorrick
    @rileyorrick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    “You’ll make the same if you do as good a job” LMAO savage boiiii

    • @hurt1704
      @hurt1704 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Chris Conley and they still make more than you do. I don't hear them bitching about it 😆

    • @taekwondotime
      @taekwondotime 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *If you work the SAME JOB with the SAME HOURS and give the SAME PERFORMANCE* .
      The "wage gap" is the result of women choosing lower paying jobs, taking more vacations, and working 30 hours/week instead of 40-50 hours/week like men do.

    • @Stoic_Zoomer
      @Stoic_Zoomer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Stalinx20 don't waste your time with this troll man he isn't even good. If he actually believes what he says he is a simple minded npc which cares not for things such as fact or truth. Truly unworthy of the words. He would tear apart the constitution to impeach trump and he knows it. He also knows that Democrats campaigned on impeaching him and yet the media scarcely mention this. Some Democrats see fit to lecture us right wingers on the seperation of powers. Like in the temporary attorney general congressional committee's unofficial interview. But in truth they want nothing more than power.

    • @Stoic_Zoomer
      @Stoic_Zoomer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Chris Conley I'll take you seriously when you answer my other comments

    • @vv8104
      @vv8104 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Chris Conley you dont even pay your hookers.

  • @CP-os1pc
    @CP-os1pc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1448

    The Rosie comment was pure gold

    • @PODSMPSG1
      @PODSMPSG1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      It's true.

    • @burrichjoker5328
      @burrichjoker5328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      STEVE P i don’t get it

    • @codyvandal2860
      @codyvandal2860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Honestly that comment impressed me a lot. You could feel the tension as they tried to smear him and shut down his campaign with that planned bad-faith "question" then BOOM. Whole audience laughing and egg on meghans face

    • @burrichjoker5328
      @burrichjoker5328 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cody Vandal I don’t get it

    • @codyvandal2860
      @codyvandal2860 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Burrich Joker what do you mean?

  • @Sam-ni2yx
    @Sam-ni2yx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    You keep calling us the dishonest press the disgusting press... “well generally speaking that’s 100% true” 😂😂😂😂

  • @manalili7310
    @manalili7310 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I miss this kind of honesty and transparency. People are WEAK.

  • @natf5869
    @natf5869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    Because you'd be in jail .
    Mic drop

    • @Sandman1724
      @Sandman1724 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Two better words..."Individual. One" (and counting)
      Now...who's got a better chance at wearing an orange jumpsuit now?

    • @eyehatefarcebook11
      @eyehatefarcebook11 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Boom bitch! Boom bitch! Get out the way...get out the way.

    • @paranormalgamesstudios
      @paranormalgamesstudios 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lock her up. Still waiting.

    • @j.steels7374
      @j.steels7374 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jenny D I do hope you're right... I don't have much faith though.. corrupt politicians almost never get what they deserve.

    • @joyshreve419
      @joyshreve419 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Still Waiting but I know some shit is about to hit the fan.

  • @haydosdee3548
    @haydosdee3548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1727

    “it’s awfully good that someone like Donald trump isnt incharge of the law” - Hilary
    “cause you’d be in jail” - Trump
    1 of the best moments of political debates

    • @FraNkYnugZ
      @FraNkYnugZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What happened?

    • @teamgitusome
      @teamgitusome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bingo

    • @charlieblack4929
      @charlieblack4929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Frank Nugent Hillary is known to have sooo much criminal affiliation ranging from sex/child trafficking all the way to hiring hit men to cover her tracks. That’s the significance of the quote.

    • @MKD1101
      @MKD1101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And the best part is his first term is already over and *she still isn't in jail!*

    • @charlesbrown179
      @charlesbrown179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@MKD1101 Don't worry, his 2nd term begins soon. Patience is a virtue.

  • @trevorporter6528
    @trevorporter6528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    The friendly little jingle playing in the background makes this hysterical lmao

    • @hudsonhawk0016
      @hudsonhawk0016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sounds like Mr Rogers Neighborhood. LMAO.

    • @michaelappel2773
      @michaelappel2773 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hudsonhawk0016 A man named Conley will be here any minute now.

    • @navaneethjayakumar849
      @navaneethjayakumar849 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Travis Parker Ikr 🤣 that 5 minutes craft music.

  • @Pj0tter
    @Pj0tter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Gotta get this man back into the White House ASAP! Let's go Brandon!!

    • @djbeezy
      @djbeezy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm so afraid it won't happen. They will steal it again I'm afraid.

    • @tonybigarms61
      @tonybigarms61 ปีที่แล้ว

      AIRED: AUGUST 21, 2023 • TRUMPET DAILY
      Interview With Gen. Michael Flynn, Part 1: America Under Attack
      00:30 Trumpet Daily Exclusive Interview: Gen. Michael Flynn (58 minutes)
      Trumpet Daily host Stephen Flurry presents an exclusive interview with Gen. Michael Flynn covering a wide range of topics, including the impact of Celtic Throne, the importance of young people being involved in sports and activities, why General Flynn has faced so much persecution, how to control fear, the 2020 presidential election steal, and America Under Attack.

    • @ryandonnelly9820
      @ryandonnelly9820 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yeah he going win bigly yeah

    • @weeblordgaming6062
      @weeblordgaming6062 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It happened

  • @vinayakdwivedi7007
    @vinayakdwivedi7007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2439

    A request to my American friends, please bring him back.

    • @SSgtRobertMorris
      @SSgtRobertMorris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It doesn't work that way. It will take at least 4 years.

    • @unitedstates4990
      @unitedstates4990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Well now, let’s see what happens

    • @snusemcgoose1001
      @snusemcgoose1001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@christianpolli2915 We know what really cost him the election. He needed 66 million to win, he got 75 million, so that already takes a huge chunk out of the voter pool, then their saying Biden went over that with 81 million? The most popular president in history? To get that many votes he would’ve had to get more votes than Obama back in 2008 when even republicans were voting for him, and 2012. I’m sorry but I don’t believe people like Joe Biden more than Obama

    • @TheAngryAustrian
      @TheAngryAustrian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@snusemcgoose1001 They want us to believe that a segregationist got more votes in black districts than Obama did. Pay attention to the arizona audit.

    • @memo-fq3ps
      @memo-fq3ps 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@snusemcgoose1001 I don't think it's that Biden is liked more than Obama. It think it's that so many people dislike Trump that to them, Biden seemed better by default. Plus more people overall voted in general later year than usual.
      If anything I think the primaries were rigged. Nearly everyone I knew who wasn't praising Trump was praising Bernie Sanders. Everyone was trashing on Biden even more before he was elected as democratic nominee, yet he won the primaries? I don't know about the actual election though. We've had more voter turnout in general than we've had for years, more than even 2016, which is saying a lot. Maybe that's also why Joe Biden won over Trump, because more people were using mail in voting. I don't know.

  • @bengunn1980
    @bengunn1980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    His brutal honesty and trolling of the left is amazing.

    • @brayden1892
      @brayden1892 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      U mean him being a child?

    • @bobbyallen7977
      @bobbyallen7977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@brayden1892 No as president silly libtard.

    • @brayden1892
      @brayden1892 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Gold Ingot 555 ok?

  • @urdoolil5477
    @urdoolil5477 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1030

    "I said it's illegal!" Best line in the video.

    • @Animearts_-cj4lc
      @Animearts_-cj4lc 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Chris Conley 😂😂

    • @nathanielthomas2502
      @nathanielthomas2502 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Agreed.. I'm not a Trumper but illegal is illegal..
      I also love 3:04-3:18 when he addresses that femy

    • @matthews852
      @matthews852 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nathaniel Thomas haha, I’m guessing you don’t get much attention from women.

    • @nathanielthomas2502
      @nathanielthomas2502 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@matthews852
      I say I'm slightly below average in that department when I was single..& now in a strong relationship for 4 years now with someone who can have their select pick..
      I just tired of that 1960s argument that really doesn't apply anymore

    • @matthews852
      @matthews852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nathaniel Thomas I accept your answer, and am surprised it lacked insults, based on me being kind of an asshole in my comment.

  • @CrookedJoeBiden
    @CrookedJoeBiden 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    President Trump 2024 🇺🇸❤️🙏🏽

  • @bearball49
    @bearball49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    Just had to rewatch this. He really is funny.

    • @robthorne6365
      @robthorne6365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm always watching! I'm addicted! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🇺🇸💪🏻

    • @jackieacheson4928
      @jackieacheson4928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I do it too. I love my president!

    • @olgamashinsky6162
      @olgamashinsky6162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      awesome...politics were never so entertaining..he,s better than watching a soap opera

    • @sorrowthendeath
      @sorrowthendeath 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Of course he is, such a clown!

    • @jegdfacdbdvwcebfbdcdvsn8727
      @jegdfacdbdvwcebfbdcdvsn8727 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s just so witty

  • @edwardovalle4154
    @edwardovalle4154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1219

    he's going to have a field day with biden

    • @edwardovalle4154
      @edwardovalle4154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @Chris Conley the economy is much stronger thanks to his policies..the virus ca.r from china.he is doing all he can to protect us from it

    • @That150_05
      @That150_05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      What are you doing scrolling through youtube comments all day trying to criticize people’s views on politics

    • @Panther2323
      @Panther2323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kingreen SD this dude above your comment is literally commenting on everyone’s comment he is such a clown

    • @Panther2323
      @Panther2323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Chris Conley I looked at all your arguments in the comment section I don’t think u won one argument that was a big waste of your time and when Trump wins this next election I will come back and say I told u so

    • @That150_05
      @That150_05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Chris Conley good luck voting for someone who forgets how to brush there teeth

  • @franky01ize
    @franky01ize 6 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    Cuz you'd be in jail, will go down as the best moment in any presidential debate ever

    • @Saltedslug382
      @Saltedslug382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Shame we have a treasonous doj and fbi atm.
      Only in your wildest dreams Chris. If they had anything, i mean anything on Trump he'd be out already. Just like 2016 election night you're setting yourselves up for devastating news. 🍻

    • @marywrenturman3306
      @marywrenturman3306 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nate I loved it
      I cracked up

    • @88amona
      @88amona 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nate, True...100%

    • @BGShepard
      @BGShepard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Chris - you're a liberal. You aren't normal folks.

    • @MaloneMantooth
      @MaloneMantooth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grown ass man.....Still taking selfies with his shirt off....smh. Lol loser.

  • @Paul-ep9gx
    @Paul-ep9gx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I'll never get tired of hearing him say "because you'd be in jail" to Hillary. Just perfect!

  • @VengieanceSake5
    @VengieanceSake5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    "you're gonna make the same if you do as good of a job." thats real.

    • @agirlwithwifi
      @agirlwithwifi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      JessePinkman we do as good of a job already.

    • @sandipbiswas766
      @sandipbiswas766 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Emma Viktoria Do you get paid the same ma'am?

    • @Jlang-es9lc
      @Jlang-es9lc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MisticFighter A women asked if she will make the same amount of money as a man during work. Trump said if you work as hard then yes you will.

    • @k2HUFFyK2
      @k2HUFFyK2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      majority of the time, you women don't

    • @Zzucia
      @Zzucia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Emma Viktoria - No you don't lol

  • @SleepyDroid
    @SleepyDroid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    Miss this President now we got a President that doesn't know who he is!

    • @ernestcanup2274
      @ernestcanup2274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh yes. The Joe knows he is a plagiaristic joke.

    • @5crb30
      @5crb30 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SLEEPY

    • @joec8288
      @joec8288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He's a Resident

    • @lilyevans4244
      @lilyevans4244 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah, yes.. Mr. Joke Biden

    • @dooty-mcDooty
      @dooty-mcDooty 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So sleeeeeeeepy

  • @frango8352
    @frango8352 6 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    I think the "Because you'd be in jail" comment won him the election honeslty

    • @loveispatient0808
      @loveispatient0808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Frango but then she’s still not in jail!!🤔

    • @sannytizer7772
      @sannytizer7772 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's his scottish dry wit from his mama, brilliant !!

    • @sannytizer7772
      @sannytizer7772 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He'll not be jailed, but YOU might !!

    • @dawnb7972
      @dawnb7972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joseph Lee because Comey is a lying criminal who leaks too. Now Comey has people coming after him. Payback is a bitch.

    • @triciajohansen9295
      @triciajohansen9295 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree and I saw the muzzle go on her face afterwards.

  • @harleygator
    @harleygator 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    I remember when he visited Paris, and he was asked by a French journalist, "in America, inflation is low, but here in France is has been rising, what is the reason for this?" and he gives her a little smile and says, "Maybe we have a better President than you." Priceless.

  • @lostguy17
    @lostguy17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    "Oh Don you're a little controversial, you keep talking about illegal immigration."
    "I said, ITS ILLEGAL!"
    The way he says it just kills me😂

    • @AV-oq4ku
      @AV-oq4ku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      👌👌👌

    • @ninjabluewings
      @ninjabluewings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I like the way he says "China" especially the way he has been saying it these last few months to news reporters, now they really hit home 😂

    • @raghurajaram8817
      @raghurajaram8817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I honestly threw my head back and roared w laughter when I saw that

    • @codyc8138
      @codyc8138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      AWESOME 🤣😂

    • @davidgravell3132
      @davidgravell3132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This one killed me 🤣

  • @zebatov
    @zebatov 6 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    Better than anything on Comedy Central right now.
    I said "It's ILLEGAL!"

    • @t.m9341
      @t.m9341 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      zebatov comedy central isnt even funny anymore .
      These reporters and networks have been named in the WikiLeaks to have colluded with the DNC or Hillary campaign during the 2016 election cycle:
      ABC - Cecilia Vega
      ABC - David Muir
      ABC - Diane Sawyer
      ABC - George Stephanoplous
      ABC - Jon Karl
      ABC - Liz Kreutz
      AP - Julie Pace
      AP - Ken Thomas
      AP - Lisa Lerer
      AURN - April Ryan
      Bloomberg - Jennifer Epstein
      Bloomberg - John Heillman
      Bloomberg/MSNBC - Jonathan Alter
      Bloomberg - Mark Halperin
      Buzzfeed - Ben Smith
      Buzzfeed - Ruby Cramer
      CBS - Gayle King
      CBS - John Dickerson
      CBS - Norah O'Donnell
      CBS - Steve Chagaris
      CBS - Vicki Gordon
      CNBC - John Harwood
      CNN - Brianna Keilar
      CNN - Dan Merica
      CNN - David Chailan
      CNN - Erin Burnett
      CNN - Gloria Borger
      CNN - Jake Tapper
      CNN - Jeff Zeleny
      CNN - Jeff Zucker
      CNN - John Berman
      CNN - Kate Bouldan
      CNN - Maria Cardona
      CNN - Mark Preston
      CNN - Sam Feist
      Daily Beast - Jackie Kucinich
      GPG - Mike Feldman
      HuffPo - Amanda Terkel
      HuffPo - Arianna Huffington
      HuffPo - Sam Stein
      HuffPo - Whitney Snyder
      LAT - Evan Handler
      LAT - Mike Memoli
      McClatchy - Anita Kumar
      MORE - Betsy Fisher Martin
      MSNBC - Alex Seitz-Wald
      MSNBC - Alex Wagner
      MSNBC - Andrea Mitchell
      MSNBC - Beth Fouhy
      MSNBC - Ed Schultz
      MSNBC - Joe Scarborough
      MSNBC - Mika Brzezinski
      MSNBC - Phil Griffin
      MSNBC - Rachel Maddow
      MSNBC - Rachel Racusen
      MSNBC - Thomas Roberts
      National Journal - Emily Schultheis
      NBC - Chuck Todd
      NBC - Mark Murray
      NBC - Savannah Gutherie
      New Yorker - David Remnick
      New Yorker - Ryan Liza
      NPR - Mike Oreskes
      NPR - Tamara Keith
      NY Post - Geofe Earl
      NYT - Amy Chozik
      NYT - Carolyn Ryan
      NYT - Gail Collins
      NYT - John Harwoodje
      NYT - Jonathan Martin
      NYT - Maggie Haberman
      NYT - Pat Healey
      PBS - Charlie Rose
      People - Sandra Sobieraj Westfall
      Politico - Annie Karni
      Politico - Gabe Debenedetti
      Politico - Glenn Thrush
      Politico - Kenneth Vogel
      Politico - Mike Allen
      Reuters - Amanda Becker
      Tina Brown - Tina Brown
      The Hill - Amie Parnes
      Univision - Maria-Elena Salinas
      Vice - Alyssa Mastramonoco
      Vox - Jon Allen
      WaPo - Anne Gearan
      WaPo - Greg Sargent
      WSJ - Laura Meckler
      WSJ - Peter Nicholas
      WSJ - Colleen McCain Nelson
      Yahoo - Matt Bai

    • @zebatov
      @zebatov 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What do they have to do with Comedy Central?

    • @idaretofall8888
      @idaretofall8888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My favorite is "o yeah, your a real tough guy, real tough"

    • @t.m9341
      @t.m9341 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      idaretofall8888 "cus youd be in jail"

    • @vubhuhjkbhubohjb
      @vubhuhjkbhubohjb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right now yes but when South Park starts again NO!

  • @chs_ambs8356
    @chs_ambs8356 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1767

    "You're going to make the same if you do as good of a job".
    Owned. Isn't that the truth?!

    • @iam_in_your_walls
      @iam_in_your_walls 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Christopher Ambs yes that is the truth

    • @RyanSmith-zj6ys
      @RyanSmith-zj6ys 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      There's no denying Trump is fuckin savage. Love it

    • @jacoblalomia8900
      @jacoblalomia8900 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Best part.

    • @mens_with_benz1270
      @mens_with_benz1270 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      trump is fucking right there. you get paid the same if you do the same. now f*** off feminists. Secondly, its not about your body you filthy bitch its about another life you brought in. if nobody has right to force your body then you dont have right either to kill somebody.

    • @mens_with_benz1270
      @mens_with_benz1270 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      CameronxPowersx9700 true comment I approciate that with increasing number of workinf women in the world what we have more disturbed social and family system. They try to be independant and result is isolation

  • @EmSweet-b8l
    @EmSweet-b8l 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The Rosie O'Donnell Comment goes down in history as one of the funniest comebacks ever! Lol 😂😂

  • @dianew6149
    @dianew6149 8 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    I'm not even American but the "Because you'd be in jail" was such a quick KO uppercut. Classic

    • @Melissa-ij3df
      @Melissa-ij3df 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Luke Westy It was even better watching it here live!

    • @DrJuice1
      @DrJuice1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Luke Westy it's a disgrace to our country that she never had to face trial. i say that as someone who wasn't even a Trump supporter during the election.

    • @unknownallies1908
      @unknownallies1908 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You don't have to be American to support Trump 🙄

    • @ganjariver2683
      @ganjariver2683 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He was ready to strike before she even finished talking!

    • @14danoqa
      @14danoqa 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr micies

  • @xman2738
    @xman2738 6 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    "it's none of your business, you will see it when I release it 😂😂!" that line always cracks me up!

    • @fabolousninenine30
      @fabolousninenine30 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chris Conley get a grip dude

    • @ameanal-abij6415
      @ameanal-abij6415 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chris Conley you’ve replied to like 10 comments (those are the ones I’ve seen so far, most likely you’ve replied to more), If you hate trump that much why are you here? Lol you’re a little bitch

    • @lautheimpaler4686
      @lautheimpaler4686 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ameanal-abij6415 attention is a precious thing.

    • @mommaofthree2040
      @mommaofthree2040 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't give a crap about his stinkin' tax return. As President, he gets his job done and he does it quickly and he does it right. And when he's not President, he provides hundreds of thousands of jobs for the people with the billions he has earned.

  • @justinshalu8034
    @justinshalu8034 6 ปีที่แล้ว +706

    You forgot my favorite
    Jeb Bush: My mom is the strongest woman I know...
    Trump: She should be running

    • @starcrossedwarrioresyale2032
      @starcrossedwarrioresyale2032 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Justin Shalu 😂

    • @edwardarroyo884
      @edwardarroyo884 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Pretty sure he was saying that she should be running instead of Jeb, because he thinks she would do better, not insulting her.

    • @starcrossedwarrioresyale2032
      @starcrossedwarrioresyale2032 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Chris Conley ok...will do... wtf?😂

    • @yeerkals
      @yeerkals 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Chris Conley >call other 12 year olds

    • @starcrossedwarrioresyale2032
      @starcrossedwarrioresyale2032 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Chris Conley seriously what does that even mean? What is your deal? Are you a bit special? 😂

  • @SiCkDiAbLo
    @SiCkDiAbLo ปีที่แล้ว +31

    How can you not like Mr Trump....

  • @greglaprade7507
    @greglaprade7507 8 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Perfect ending! "You'd be in jail" is the greatest comeback line in debate history!

    • @greglaprade7507
      @greglaprade7507 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      ...and no other candidate would have said that. It was exactly what hardworking, honest Americans wanted to hear.

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He roasted Her. That's all I have to say.

    • @fabiz8602
      @fabiz8602 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Talking about arresting a political opponent is a ver Kommunist thing tbh, not so funny now I guess

    • @greglaprade7507
      @greglaprade7507 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Fabi z except the exact opposite is true

  • @EdwinCloud
    @EdwinCloud 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3071

    "You will never gonna be able to insult your way to the presidency" that's where you re wrong kiddo

    • @cherrygummybear1132
      @cherrygummybear1132 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      lol wrong

    • @edloz2392
      @edloz2392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      LOL LOOK WHO IS WRONG NOW... KIDDO

    • @vinayakbhat4149
      @vinayakbhat4149 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Take this L and shove it all up your ass...kiddo

    • @yoshipower457
      @yoshipower457 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nice shitty meme that's been said a million times

    • @brianweiss1403
      @brianweiss1403 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      sorriaejogue he's there bubb

  • @kangsta69247
    @kangsta69247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    When your punchline is so good your opponent laughs at it too.

    • @capdink
      @capdink 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ha ha ha .

    • @josephlinares6969
      @josephlinares6969 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      0

    • @rachybaby72
      @rachybaby72 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol.

    • @rachybaby72
      @rachybaby72 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Chris Conley We're Trump supporters, we don't give a $hit... And the poster got it right the first time: President Trump's opponents laughed because they knew he got them good. But nice attempted spin there...

    • @rachybaby72
      @rachybaby72 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Chris Conley Lol. 😄 Again, love your desperate attempt at the spin, but it was crystal clear they were laughing because they got burned _real_ good.

  • @Mybeardog
    @Mybeardog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    14 MILLION VEIWS AND STILL GOING STRONG.
    Thanks for the lift. Lol
    Much love Mark.
    God bless 🙏

  • @rummygem3823
    @rummygem3823 6 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    when he says "because you'd be in jail" is when i wished the we had someone like D J Trump over here in the UK .

    • @JIGWIGPIG
      @JIGWIGPIG 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'll pray for that for you. Hes aggressive, and hes great!

    • @rummygem3823
      @rummygem3823 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Keepin itreal, do you really think its any different? if so you are mistaken ,

    • @rummygem3823
      @rummygem3823 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Correct we have people like war criminals margeret thathcer tony b liar ,oofshore david cammeroon and the present sociopath treesa may , boris do i need to go on . there is no left or right its them and us .

    • @rummygem3823
      @rummygem3823 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keepin itreal, Oh i see .

    • @birdiedog5
      @birdiedog5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      keepin itreal shame on you. First, it's unpatriotic to bash your President. Second, Trump is a brilliant President who is loyal to his friends and voters, he's tough against corrupt politicians, he solves problems with common sense, like his tweet about the carivan that is comming, he doesn't take any shit off anyone and stands up for America. He puts the country first. With all of that if He is sarcastic or rough around the edges big deal. He has a great sense of humor and is the jedi master of trolling, so the press cant beat him. He saved us from the nightmare that would have been Hillary Clinton's presidency. Trump was exactly the president we needed right now. Some things are more important than being nice and charming although I do find him to be all those thing when he wants to be.

  • @tadeosoto4499
    @tadeosoto4499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2083

    Never knew how quick and sharp Trump can be in his comebacks

    • @mr.marino1120
      @mr.marino1120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Uh uh uh uh you know the thing...

    • @brycehutto
      @brycehutto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Haggy Waggy frr

    • @catsharkorsharkcat7047
      @catsharkorsharkcat7047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Trump is an idiot idk what y’all talkin about

    • @aweewa5659
      @aweewa5659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Unbeatable

    • @aweewa5659
      @aweewa5659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@catsharkorsharkcat7047 you're an idiot to not like Trump

  • @deniseguajardo3731
    @deniseguajardo3731 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1733

    'Because you'd be in jail', that shut her up. best line ever.

    • @Gravitythief
      @Gravitythief 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Denise Guajardo
      ...and he doesn't give a damn now about Clinton. He used you to get votes.

    • @purkle200
      @purkle200 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +Gravitythief Like every presidential candidate..

    • @Gravitythief
      @Gravitythief 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      purkle200 Not quite. He's a con man who doesn't give a damn about anyone but himself. #notmypresident

    • @purkle200
      @purkle200 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +Gravitythief So like every human being who isn't faking their true nature... ?

    • @Gravitythief
      @Gravitythief 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      purkle200 Wow. That's the world you live in? I feel sad for you. I actually have genuine friends who don't associate with me just to f' me over for $ or power. You live in a depressing and dark world.

  • @thatoneweasel
    @thatoneweasel 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    GUESS WHOS BACK?

    • @gankfrombush
      @gankfrombush 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      YUUUUUUGE

  • @elizabethmyers9590
    @elizabethmyers9590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    look at his face after the ‘because you’d be in jail’. he was dead serious

    • @heyitsbella1734
      @heyitsbella1734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He didn’t do it though :(

    • @maliagoss8195
      @maliagoss8195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I’d be serious too. The things she does behind closed doors is disturbing. She needs more punishment then jail

    • @egb6322
      @egb6322 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep I noticed that

    • @rexfordasiedu5963
      @rexfordasiedu5963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@heyitsbella1734 his attorneys didnt help him

    • @youknowcrimedontpay9257
      @youknowcrimedontpay9257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rexfordasiedu5963 Right, they don't work free...
      Rudy Giuliani needs his money too so he can pay Dominion the 3.2 Billion with Mike Pillow.

  • @EzGzUs
    @EzGzUs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2905

    I truly miss this man ... what a fucking alpha
    Update* remember when gas was 1.89$ I remember…. 5.49 today in New York

    • @markmark3292
      @markmark3292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      May I suggest replacing alpha with another word that describes him, a word that I can't say on here or I will be censored but it starts with the letter a and ends with the last four letters being hole. You must live a really pathetic life to miss the dotard.

    • @Nobodydd043
      @Nobodydd043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      @@markmark3292 bet you read the instructions on the backs of shampoo bottles every time you buy one.

    • @fullsendshorts8598
      @fullsendshorts8598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@markmark3292 may i suggest calling you a snowflake ?

    • @VVVibess
      @VVVibess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@markmark3292 Dude, just shut up and respect someone else's view

    • @imcool7481
      @imcool7481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      TRUMP TRUMP HE IS OUR MAN IF HE CANT DO IT NOBODY CAN!

  • @CaryCarpenter
    @CaryCarpenter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    The Democrats don't like him because he's an outsider who can't be bought.

    • @gregoryboyter3621
      @gregoryboyter3621 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cary Carpenter yeah he's already been bought by the Russians who wish to weaken our country by giving us a horrible president

    • @christophermunn3819
      @christophermunn3819 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He can ask the NRA?

    • @Sixstringman
      @Sixstringman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Gregory Boyter Putin must love the libtards. They give him credit for everything and make russia seem way more powerful than it is.

    • @gregoryboyter3621
      @gregoryboyter3621 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sixstringman I'm not talking about Russian military power, I'm talking about a president who only wanted to be president for power and cared very little for the country (if he did he wouldn't be saying the closest thing to what he THINKS people want to hear when it's obvious he doesn't understand his own statements and therefor is under qualified for the presidency in my opinion) before you say how Liberal I am for saying that I guess all I really have to say is first off I'm a republican and second off if the the whole rigged election theory is not correct then why did trump act so nervous for a few weeks and then fire the chief of the Fbi when he tried to investigate. Does that sound like a man who has nothing to hide to you?

    • @christophermunn3819
      @christophermunn3819 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are so right.

  • @GameOn-ms5bd
    @GameOn-ms5bd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "I've seen you on T.V before, you are a real beauty"
    THIS MAN IS AWESOME

  • @theoutlander1411
    @theoutlander1411 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1472

    JEB: You're never going to become President of the United States by insulting your way to the Presidency!
    Trump: That's where you're wrong kiddo.

    • @drby0788
      @drby0788 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      John W Wroooong!

    • @drekpalomino3552
      @drekpalomino3552 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      in south africa the extermination on White People increased in a few Day since Donald Trump is president, the media won't show this, thanks god we have Internet, TYPE THIS ON YOUR GOOGLE BAR "White genocide in south africa" we have to help White People in south africa, It is not their fault that Donald Trump is president

    • @grapesrkewl4735
      @grapesrkewl4735 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @tombrearley-smith5777
      @tombrearley-smith5777 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jeb is a mess

    • @susanjohnson1499
      @susanjohnson1499 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Poor Jeb.....what a idiot!! Lol...I bet he dies little bit everyday he wakes up and remembers that PRESIDENT TRUMP REIGNS on that oval office he Solomon wanted!!! Lololol

  • @lilsizz3537
    @lilsizz3537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1836

    This is why I like trump, he doesnt act like a politician he’s just himself in his own ways 🔥🇺🇸

    • @RockLobster128
      @RockLobster128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      he is actually a bully

    • @gamergirlprinces7172
      @gamergirlprinces7172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@RockLobster128 Only if you're sensitive

    • @RockLobster128
      @RockLobster128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@gamergirlprinces7172 come on girly girl, the fact here is that he is Bully

    • @gamergirlprinces7172
      @gamergirlprinces7172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@RockLobster128 Once again, only if you're sensitive (like most people in 2020)❤

    • @RockLobster128
      @RockLobster128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gamergirlprinces7172 Gosh, your opinion is not a fact, go and play with your switch console...

  • @plmokm33
    @plmokm33 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2148

    "You're never going to be president of the United States by insulting your way to the presidency."
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @DJ-bc6qk
      @DJ-bc6qk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      HAHAHA, Guess what.. He is pres.. and he's what we needed

    • @dluvv19761
      @dluvv19761 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      aVeX Trocity he isn't going to address the federal reserve and war will continue. That's not what we need

    • @songoku8059
      @songoku8059 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wrong!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @lusteraliaszero
      @lusteraliaszero 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He is president, but he's not what he needed. He's just another neocon, same as hillary.

    • @deniselaino1180
      @deniselaino1180 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!

  • @Grace-hc6dn
    @Grace-hc6dn ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Love our great President Trump . He keeps it interesting and hilarious. 🥀♥️🙏🇺🇸🗽🦅

  • @HandTigers21
    @HandTigers21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2464

    “Oh Don you’re a little controversial, you’re talking about illegal immigration, I said it’s illegal!” 😂

    • @MizfitZer0
      @MizfitZer0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I laughed so fucking hard

    • @riley7495
      @riley7495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A little controversial?

    • @blankshaw3285
      @blankshaw3285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the BEST one 😂😂 his hand gestures in that kill me lol

    • @human0514
      @human0514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wow he said this just as I read it

    • @teamgitusome
      @teamgitusome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i love it

  • @jasonmoe5154
    @jasonmoe5154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2532

    Like him or not, he's a fun guy to watch

    • @JonJones1776
      @JonJones1776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @conley95c 🤡🤡🤡🤡

    • @soldiermeyer2790
      @soldiermeyer2790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @Finnieboy 1203 the guy made more economic and social achievements than any other president of the United States in decades, your conclusion is wrong and not very objective

    • @cookieeater3000
      @cookieeater3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Jenny D I just realized that he's talking to himself, oh shit. That's creepy.

    • @MsSexyDiva4Lyfe
      @MsSexyDiva4Lyfe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Funny if he wasn't our leader...Pathetic that he is

    • @shinatsuki8957
      @shinatsuki8957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @conleyc95 he never said he liked him. he said "like him or not"

  • @clinton-crimefamily5270
    @clinton-crimefamily5270 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1130

    BEST EVER - YOU'D BE IN JAIL!!!!!
    DO IT....DO IT....DO IT!!!!

    • @lindabostoen88
      @lindabostoen88 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Clinton-Crime Family LOL

    • @americanklingon2100
      @americanklingon2100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Clinton-Crime Family YES YES YES!

    • @TheYakuzac
      @TheYakuzac 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That line ended her whole campaign.

    • @joylaine3193
      @joylaine3193 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yep.. Best ever comment.. He promised!!!!

    • @TheZigzach
      @TheZigzach 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Monster Lab yeah She did a lot to hurt her own campaign but that was kind of the icing on the cake.

  • @saugattamang5819
    @saugattamang5819 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The last one “ because you’d be in jail “ was like a mic drop. It was too good. What a comeback lol

  • @iEatCarKeys
    @iEatCarKeys 6 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I'm not a fan of him, but we can all agree that liberals ruined the democratic party.

    • @Zero_Shift
      @Zero_Shift 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'm not a fan of him or conservatives in general, but liberals and their politics have been an absolute shitshow in America for the last few years. The fucking SJW storm should immediately be detained

    • @remgl5431
      @remgl5431 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We call them "Libtards" my good sir

    • @Vulkanzed-117
      @Vulkanzed-117 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes agreed

    • @mileshawthorne991
      @mileshawthorne991 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      this just makes no sense... lol how old are you? do you even know what your talking about when you use the term “liberals”? people like you are ignorant asf

    • @undergroundrapfan9018
      @undergroundrapfan9018 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Miles Hawthorne sjws?

  • @ToiletPaperRob
    @ToiletPaperRob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    “Only Rosie O’Donnell” 😂😂😂 this guy cracks me up 😂

    • @costellofratelli9625
      @costellofratelli9625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lolol

    • @Tyrantking7
      @Tyrantking7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Wayne Green You know the chick that pretends that she's conservative but went to NBC and got cancelled. That person.

    • @Iampowerful8
      @Iampowerful8 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Talking about animals!
      LoL

  • @jesseinterrante1653
    @jesseinterrante1653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    The liberal media almost made me forget how much of a legend this guy is

    • @everydeadmeme32
      @everydeadmeme32 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chris Conley Minecraft, then? Wanna play some time?

    • @deadbird9
      @deadbird9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Chris Conley prob a cod fanboy

    • @deadbird9
      @deadbird9 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Chris Conley oh good, had me worried there 🤣

    • @deadbird9
      @deadbird9 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Chris Conley You play pc?

    • @deadbird9
      @deadbird9 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Chris Conley i actually like a good game of checkers... But people tend to like chess more

  • @geecee304
    @geecee304 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I love that he acts like a normal person. He loves all Americans 🇺🇸. 🇺🇸VOTE TRUMP 2024🇺🇸

  • @S2I2
    @S2I2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    “Because you’d be in jail” 😭💀

    • @cameronbarnes8366
      @cameronbarnes8366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Chris Conley like he was actually gonna get impeached. He didnt do anything just people like you think he did

    • @cameronbarnes8366
      @cameronbarnes8366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Chris Conley you wish. Guarantee he’s getting re-elected. So go cry you liberal

    • @lolerie
      @lolerie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Chris Conley that did not age well! Hahaha lol

    • @cameronbarnes8366
      @cameronbarnes8366 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Chris Conley ok lets see joe Biden beat him buddy

    • @lolerie
      @lolerie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Chris Conley Mmm, no. Hillary lost in court 3 days ago. She is going to testify and then she will go to jail.

  • @ideaquest
    @ideaquest 7 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Trump should compile a book on the Art of Comeback.

    • @thrasherx2k1
      @thrasherx2k1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ideaquest comebacks for dummies

    • @theghostrider760
      @theghostrider760 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      thrasherx2k1 "Everybody who roasts me should be in jail for sexual harassment"-Liberalism101

    • @jawafreak230
      @jawafreak230 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ideaquest
      Hear hear!

    • @Person4649Person
      @Person4649Person 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      true. he's a great orator, and great at oral.
      ;)

  • @Plantsvszombies221
    @Plantsvszombies221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    "What is your tax rate."
    "Its none of your business"
    conversation over...

  • @glen30-kx5st
    @glen30-kx5st 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Just looking for Mark's newest video and happened upon this. Had to re-watch it. Classic. I miss Trump in office so bad.
    Trump 2024
    FJB

  • @crazyferretlady
    @crazyferretlady 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1025

    "I'm a mean guy, but I'm your guy!"
    ~Donald J. Trump

    • @standardrecreations
      @standardrecreations 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      christopherc96 You think your petty little cries are going to make me vote out such a great man as Trump? I think the cult simpletons are those who support brainless Biden.

    • @Travel_Cebu222
      @Travel_Cebu222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There not after me, there after you. I’m just in your the way.
      Donald J Trump.

    • @mightdai7489
      @mightdai7489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jhon smith I love that quote

    • @antmaster360
      @antmaster360 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where did he say this?

    • @sakom0793
      @sakom0793 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      wait where's conley, am I blind or did he delete his comments?

  • @rayjacobs221
    @rayjacobs221 8 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    my favorite thing he has EVER SAID: Because you'd be in jail.

    • @bebe2973
      @bebe2973 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Railey Jacobs MY fave thing he's ever said: "bing bing bong bong" 😂😂😂

    • @bigstar66
      @bigstar66 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'll take I GUARANTEE YOU THERE'S NO PROBLEM

    • @-bandit-1576
      @-bandit-1576 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Railey Jacobs agree

    • @bigstar66
      @bigstar66 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Change my mind again, it was the TURN OFF THE LIGHTS thing in Atlanta

    • @melanierozencwajg8907
      @melanierozencwajg8907 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Railey Jacobs Pippa pig

  • @thevirginmarty9738
    @thevirginmarty9738 8 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    "I never attacked him on his look and believe me, there's plenty of subject matter there."

    • @thevirginmarty9738
      @thevirginmarty9738 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That was one of the funniest thing Trump said.

    • @OksanaOksana1
      @OksanaOksana1 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      no shit that guys look is funny))

  • @chrisrebimbas3109
    @chrisrebimbas3109 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    “Grab a 6 pack and throw on a trump highlight video, it’s a good time” yeah you’re right Shane Gillis hahah

  • @TylersFriend
    @TylersFriend 6 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    The funniest part to me:
    "What is your tax rate?"
    "It's none of your business you'll see it when I release it."
    LOOOL!

  • @homespunhomefragrance5659
    @homespunhomefragrance5659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +760

    I love how he says what’s on his mind. He doesn’t try to say it “nicely.”

    • @insignificantbunch9384
      @insignificantbunch9384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @Chris Conley trying to call him dumb is more of a shot to you because he's doing better in life than you lol

    • @insignificantbunch9384
      @insignificantbunch9384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Chris Conley his parents lol he turned a million to a billion. His parents must of help him become president too, shut yo sorry ass up don't be mad you never accomplished nothing in life.

    • @onlyspaghetticode8292
      @onlyspaghetticode8292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      insignificant bunch you’re ignorant about this subject entirely, please stop making yourself look like a fucking idiot

    • @insignificantbunch9384
      @insignificantbunch9384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@onlyspaghetticode8292 What I say that was false?

    • @insignificantbunch9384
      @insignificantbunch9384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Chris Conley and still you haven't done a quarter of what he's done. This guy is so dumb but what have you accomplished to out shine him. How much money you have in the Bank? How many homes do you have? Have you became the President of the USA?
      Yea I thought so

  • @slayerryan
    @slayerryan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1393

    Tests 50 years from now:
    *“Name the top 10 roasts that Donald Trump has ever come up with”*

    • @scottysatpanalysis
      @scottysatpanalysis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      They’ll erase his image from the history books

    • @dakotamahlau-heinert3529
      @dakotamahlau-heinert3529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@scottysatpanalysis probably

    • @forzai3612
      @forzai3612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is impossible

    • @johnchesterfield9726
      @johnchesterfield9726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Scotty's ATP Analysis Even if you absolutely despise him, history should always be taught as it was. Progress will never be made if we just look at history through rose-colored glasses.

    • @flower_girl4983
      @flower_girl4983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      U'd be in jail