Why do I have a feeling that when Jack has kids he'll dress them in bread themed pjs and say, "Alright kids, off to bread!" "Don't LOAF around!" Kill me. These puns are awful.
pitbulls arent scary my pitbull is so cute and floppy and whines all the time at us also our black dog named slim idk the breed he has a fractured back i think and leg and sevral broken toenails and also off topic i found a strawberry with 3 strawberrys not 2 three wow
"I'm not a fan of Pit Bulls." *looks at my incredibly stupid Pit who is nudging a chair across the room because he thinks it moved by itself while barking softly to himself* Yeah. Me either.
@@courtneydwyer3017 , when mine passes gas, it scares him. Like, tucked tail and just HAS to hide between my legs or - if I'm laying down - tries to get under me. They're so sweet, but they're so dumb 😂
So this is it? Been on this earth over 200,000 years and the best thing ever invented is sliced bread? The fvcking Pyramids! Panama Canal, Great Wall of China! Even a lava lamp is cooler than sliced bread. What's so great about sliced bread? Get knife, a loaf of bread and slice the bread! And get on with your life. *-George Carlin*
Yeah, I'm disappointed Jack said that (and that other people aren't disagreeing) because pit bulls are great dogs! I've never met a pit bull who wasn't the sweetest thing.
Guys, Jack doesn't hate pitbulls, finding a breed of dog intimidating or scary doesn't mean you hate it or think it's evil. I have friends who work with horses and love them to bits, but they also say that horses are extremely intimidating and scary. My friend albeit she is tiny loves all dogs, like seriously she is obsessed, but she still finds big dogs intimidating/scary because they can easily overpower her. But that doesn't mean she doesn't stop to pet and play with every big dog she meets. Sorry, just saw lots of bad reactions to Jack's comment about pitbulls.
Thank you. You're allowed to find things intimidating or scary. It doesn't mean you hate them. I find dobermans and rottweilers intimidating, but I don't hate them. And honestly, pit bulls _are_ pretty intimidating, but all the ones I've known personally have been sweet as hell.
stages of going to bed 1.lie down 2. close eyes 3.remember you havn't watched jack septiceye even tho u have alot to do the next day 4.watch for several hours
how could you not like pit bulls one helped me learn how to walk and protected me when I would take naps (by growling at every single person who tried to get in the room I would sleep in
I should really stop LOAFing around TH-cam... yeah I think I'm BREADy to do some homework. Bye, Lol That happened. Hah I'm bacon out here. Just remember I love you from my bread tomatoes. I'm sorry, mayo leave? Please just lettuce go!
I challenge you, Jack, to get to know Blockyheadedwigglebutts, aka pitbulls, better. They are the best cuddlers (they feel like warm velvet), super chill (not big on barking/making a lot of noise) and can be trained to PULL CARTS cuz they have a high work drive and just want to make you happy. Any scary pitbull just hasn't been socialized propperly and isn't given enough proper stimulus like any working dog. Give them a chance!
The songs in the beginning and toward the end of the game are called “Inspiration” and “Love of my Life” by BoxCat Games. It’s sad that they don’t have more recognition. I first heard their music from HS Top, so it gives me a ton of nostalgia.
Someone on here said the bushes look like their thinking too but was removed because of spam. Personally I think the bushes look like they "enjoying themselves" But most likely they are thinking "hmm why is there an slice of bread flopping about? and how does he do that, he has no muscles? What do you say Old Hickory? Old Hickory: I think its trying to escape the humans. You do know how we try to move so we don't get chopped or cut. Bushes: Oh yes maybe so. It is lucky for us that the humans think we are only moving because of the wind. Old Hickory: Not so lucky for that slice of bread he has no excuses as to why he moves. Bushes: Oh there he goes over to that hot dog cart what is he thinking!? he will get eaten!! Old Hickory: here start waving him over ......Its not working I lost site of him. it was no use he probably thought we were just trees and bushes waving in the wind. Slice of bread: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bushes: *hums Amazing grace* Old Hickory: May he lie in peace....That was the Best..and only Slice that could move Bushes:Amen
Pitbulls aren't scary. They're actually some of the most loving and loyal dogs. People just think they're scary and aggressive because they're one of the most common breeds used for dog fighting. They're trained to be that way, that's not how they actually are!
Agreed, people forget about Chance from Homeward Bound and Petey from The Little Rascals. I've encounted many Pitbulls and they were loving and family dogs as well.
ThatOneTurtleDude//Gameplayzer92 All dogs can bite people. I mean they have teeth. But just because one does something, it doesn't make the whole breed bad. Who knows, you could have done something to irritate the dog. Animals are allowed to defend themselves.
All dogs are capable of attacking people. All animals in fact. Even cats, even birds! Just because it's a pitbull doesn't mean it's a vicious dog. I have a pitbull, and unless you consider a lick on the hand an attack, she's never bitten anyone.
I have two blue nose pitbulls puppies and today they both decide to launch themselves at me while I was sitting in the living room just to cuddle with me heres my insta if you want to see them iammax1900
"You feel a burning pain in your side, like someone just stabbed you with a knife. It turns out that, apparently, someone DID just stab you with a knife." Did they?! My comment: ANTI
This is the very first video of Jack's that I watched. When I first saw it I didn't know what let's plays were so I literally thought he was going to be explaining what a day in the life of a piece of bread would be! Now two years later I'm so happy I stuck around and kept watching!
Okay, but it actually hurt when he said he wasn't fan of pitbulls. I own two pitts and they are the sweetest dogs I could ever ask for. They are so dorky and loving
Blue Diamond22 Sandwiches are the best, THIS ISN'T A PHASE MOM, I JUST LOVE SANDWICHES DAMMIT, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY YOU'RE VEGAN, BUT I'M EATIN MY DAMN SANDWICHES. It's true though. Man, I better not get discreateded at #TheBreadCollege #TheBreadiestBreadCollegeEver
I get up in the morning bout six AM Have a little jelly have a little jam Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot Push down on the lever and the wires get hot, I get toast YEAH TOAST!!!!
5:03 “He picks you up, and holds up in the air! Certainly not like how the monkey picked up simba in lion king” Jack: NAAAA *lion king music starts* Me: *brings my kitten named simba that looks like simba and holds him in the air* :DD
WhiteLightHD NO WONDER I CAN'T HEAR AS GOOD AS I USED TOO! IDK WHEN IM YELLING IN REAL LIFE! IT DOESN'T HELP THAT I WAS BORN WITH A LOUD VOICE THAT I GOT FROM MY DAD! ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I CAN SCREAM LOUD ENOUGH TO HURT PEOPLES EARS IF I WANTED TO! ALSO I CAN HIT HIGHER NOTES IN SONGS EASILY! ! ALSO RANDOM YELLING FOR NO REASON!!!!!!!!
10:45
Jack: "Am I missing something between the connection between the slice of bread and Mario?
Game: "Possibly..."
William A yeahいへあrdtねっとお
Mario is plumber bread works as plumber
mario is a plumer you idot
"I died doing what I love. Getting my face sat on." Jacksepticeye, 2017
4:14 when jack finds someone louder than him
Lol
He was using headphones now he knows how we feel lol
lol
😮
Lol
4:20
Jack I didn't know you did voicing in this
aparently he didnt either lol
@@majora748 you just made me come back to this and laugh, thank you.
@@jokenjack1841 you're welcome amigo
thats a nice timestamp
@@katanaquits5255 I just realised, lol.
This gives a whole new meaning to “ Slice Of Life”
Why no comments😭
Omg 😂
- Ba-dum tss~
no i am bread gave a whole new meaning to “ Slice Of Life
@@codylangoehr4609
bro you're 2 years late 💀
"I died doing what I love... gettin' my face sat on." - Jackspeticeye
300th like in 2019!!
you misspelled jacksepticeye
Jackspedicy
crazyperson XD I think that’s the joke
*expected*
They called him Mario, because Mario is a plumber.
FancyRinkku Lady oh yeah 😂😂🙈
FancyRinkku Lady i thought it was because it hops...
Yeah I was just about to comment that.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sarah Foley big smoke?
4:20 actually sounds like Jack
YoshiSpongeGirl 420 my dude
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
gets me everytime
420 MY DOOOOOOD
I thought it was him
Why do I have a feeling that when Jack has kids he'll dress them in bread themed pjs and say,
"Alright kids, off to bread!"
"Don't LOAF around!"
Kill me. These puns are awful.
Agreed, they're simply breadful.
StarNation
StarNation Dou you maybe mean "bread-themed P(B&)J's"?
ゆがみくん！ he will make them wear loafers
Don't rye out the puns
A fuckin' piece of bread has a better love life than I do
Hailee how about no xD
I know, it gets dates, I don't. WHY AM I SO UGLY?????
Hailee how about no ha
Same...😅
Same
Sean: "'Are you bready for bread?' See, it's a bread pun."
I guess you could say that it's a...
BREAD BUN
goodbye
*"Did I miss something?"*
Mario is a plumber! XD
did anyone realize jack said punch that life button in the face
He also said like a bread!
Jackdon0907 and High Loaves all around!
Jackdon0907 Life is such a jerk it makes sense! *turns and punches life in the face*
Jackdon0907 punch that loaf button in the face like a toast!!!
I thought It was Jack screaming until I finally realized it wasnt
Katsumi Benio jack is SOOOOO much louder
so true
moi too! glad I wasn't da only one
pitbulls arent scary my pitbull is so cute and floppy and whines all the time at us also our black dog named slim idk the breed he has a fractured back i think and leg and sevral broken toenails and also off topic i found a strawberry with 3 strawberrys not 2 three wow
Katsumi Benio WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS HIM AND IT'S NOT
They called him Mario because he was a plumber.
It sounded like jack screaming when the bread was screaming
A game about a slice of bread? This is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
And I am bread :3
I love your profile picture! InuYasha is my favorite anime :D
T-Hope Gogus Hey it's an ARMY! What's up?!? 🤘
May Diamond It's the best I've ever seen
Ha that's funny
Did anyone get when the narrator said "Good job there, Texas"? (Texas Toast?)
Jennifer Recinos no but ok
Jennifer Recinos I got it XD
Jennifer Recinos I think it means "big guy" like you know, wow good job big guy, because Texas is big
Jennifer Recinos yeah I got it
Jennifer Recinos Nope!
this game is so septiceye-isk. everytime jack made a comment there were options almost exactly like what he said.
yup
T-Hope Gogus Nice profile pic
LOL
septiceye-isk = septiceye-ish + septiceye-esque?
I guess I can dig it.
"all the power to ya"
"I'm not a fan of Pit Bulls."
*looks at my incredibly stupid Pit who is nudging a chair across the room because he thinks it moved by itself while barking softly to himself*
Yeah. Me either.
My baby is just a big happy (fat) old man :D
@@brotein2483 , mine is fat, but young. About four years old 😂
The old ones are my preference though because they're so snuggly.
@@finnthyhuman_ah lol he's soo lazy he loves to lay with us :)
Mine is also stupid, he is hiding on my bed because his tail hit the cabinet and made a THUD noise
@@courtneydwyer3017 , when mine passes gas, it scares him. Like, tucked tail and just HAS to hide between my legs or - if I'm laying down - tries to get under me.
They're so sweet, but they're so dumb 😂
The best thing since sliced bread
Random Human omg XD
Random Human lol
So this is it? Been on this earth over 200,000 years and the best thing ever invented is sliced bread? The fvcking Pyramids! Panama Canal, Great Wall of China! Even a lava lamp is cooler than sliced bread. What's so great about sliced bread? Get knife, a loaf of bread and slice the bread! And get on with your life.
*-George Carlin*
Random Human hello! 10/10 name btw
Random Human Fun fact: Sliced bread is the greatest thing since Betty White.
"I'm fucking adorable."
-Jacksepticeye 2017
I mean its true
Jake Timchak AWWWWW... Fuck off..
the fuck he's a cringy asf
Aryahnaisnotonfire ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Aryahnaisnotonfire He sure is
"At least I died doing what I love. Getting my face sat on." Please tell me I wasn't the only one that got this?
i did lmao
jayda gruhl Everyone that isn't
U WOT M8
jayda gruhl dude the bushes were too
You only loaf once
Pinkielora Loves JSE I didn't even loaf once.
No. Just no.
I'm disappointed in you xD
Pinkielora Loves Jiminie armyyy
I love jiminie too
She was the LOAF of my life.
Get it? No? Okay then...that was the only pun I could think of.
Rabitita you could say that was the only BUN you could think of. no? I'll just show myself out then.
Samuel Tilly xD
ummm.... ummm... BREAD PUN? Am I doing this right?
Rabitita xD omgosh
Rabitita is
This is like I Am Bread, except without the rage and dodgy controls but add a sprinkle of Londoner VO. Love it!
So not much like I Am Bread.
M.A.D Gaming love the london accent!
Joseph Johnson 👍👍
I love ur channel give me a shout out plz
Jack: pit bulls are scary
me:*looks over at my pit bull mix who is literally the sweetest most gentle dog ever* mhm okay
Yeah, I'm disappointed Jack said that (and that other people aren't disagreeing) because pit bulls are great dogs! I've never met a pit bull who wasn't the sweetest thing.
Joz Foxx the most pit bulls I had was 4 babys and 3adults I still have 2 :-) and other dogs and animales
I have boxers they are fucking dumb shits but I love them
Atlas Nix This is just my personal opinion but I do agree with Jack that pit bulls are scary... probably because I'm kinda afraid of all dogs lmao
Meny_ManZa Pete I have a boxer too and she gets mistaken for a pit bull all the time but she's just a lovable idiot.
i had a pit bull she was a rescue when we got another dog she became like a mother to it then she got hit by a car but lived a long happy life
Awww im so sorry to hear that
Rest In Peace doggo
Jesus crust, Jack, you butter not be out of puns, otherwise you'd be better off bread.
Perfection
Danger Noodles HE BETTER SEE THIS
jesus crust could be better..
cheesus crust man..
Danger Noodles I instantly want you to be my friend XD
thats corny
Guys, Jack doesn't hate pitbulls, finding a breed of dog intimidating or scary doesn't mean you hate it or think it's evil. I have friends who work with horses and love them to bits, but they also say that horses are extremely intimidating and scary. My friend albeit she is tiny loves all dogs, like seriously she is obsessed, but she still finds big dogs intimidating/scary because they can easily overpower her. But that doesn't mean she doesn't stop to pet and play with every big dog she meets. Sorry, just saw lots of bad reactions to Jack's comment about pitbulls.
Thank you. You're allowed to find things intimidating or scary. It doesn't mean you hate them. I find dobermans and rottweilers intimidating, but I don't hate them. And honestly, pit bulls _are_ pretty intimidating, but all the ones I've known personally have been sweet as hell.
Dark Abandon *albeit not "all be it"
Sam Wendt you're cool
Sam Wendt Thank You, I never noticed my mistake. :'3
Dark Abandon i agree with you whole-heartedly ^-^
The only reason those kids called you mario is cause you were a plummer, my dude.
wait..... jack used to be a plumber??
Patricia Gore He went to collegd for hotel management.
Patricia Gore Moon Wolf is talking about the bread.
Moon Wolf I GET ITTT
YES MY DUDES
“I’m not a fan of pitbulls“ everyone that was ever born except jack: TRIGGERED ENERGY
4:20 Jack are you sure you did not lend your voice to the developers?
Luke Landry
I like how that was at 4:20
AYYYYY
Luke Landry sounded like pewds
Ha it Sounds like he did
Luke Landry lol
That's what I was thinking 💭
"I LOVE BALLS" cries in the corner while "I LOVE BREAD" is the one that's getting famous.
Dominate 😧😭
No just no.
Dominate Roblox?
Dominate ii
The kids called the bread mario because the bread became a plumber
Topps Pro 11 codes
Italian bread
plumber
Mario
get it?
lol
Thomas Saywell no I don't get it
Finally somebody understands that Mario is a plumber and the joke isn't about Italian bread.
SeriesKJ I got it
“Reads Title....
“Gets Can Your Pet flashbacks.
Seriously, this game reminds me of that.
They should have called the game a slice of life
Saul Weinstein I approve
Dangit you stole my joke. Well played.
That woumd have been a perfect name
Slice of life...WITH PIZZA STEEEEEEEVE
U Just Don't Know NOOOOOO UNCLE GRANDPA IS SHIT
stages of going to bed
1.lie down
2. close eyes
3.remember you havn't watched jack septiceye even tho u have alot to do the next day
4.watch for several hours
5. realise the suns up already
Me everyday of my life
+This is Me yup the good life
ucpr I
ucpr SAME
I was kinda mad he didn't get the Texas toast reference, not gonna lie...
Ariana Solace dont get it either lol am i missing something? lol
Jason Miranda Texas toast is a really thick type of bread; I mean that the slices are really thick. Great for making French toast! ^_^
+Jason Miranda yes, yes you are missing something.
I was kinda bummed he didn't get the Mario/plumber connection...
lol sorry guys i guess ive never seen that bread brand haha
"I died doing something I like... being sat on my face"
Jack 2017
Mario is a plumber to begin with, and the guy innthe game was a plumber too, thats why they called him mario.
Austin Helwig it makes more sense now XD
Austin Helwig well actually he started off as a carpenter but soon became a plumber
Austin Helwig, also mabie because of a slice of bread being sort and Mario also being sort
Austin Helwig sub to me
Randombro 47 You fucking serious? even comment I see you're begging for subs. It's people like you that lead you tubers to disable comments.
"PUNCH THAT LIFE BUTTON LIKE A BREAD!" Jacksepticeye 2k17
btw it's 2017😂
SHIT!
*"PUNCH THAT LIFE BUTTON LIKE A BREAD!" Jacksepticeye 2k17
Raiga Kurosuki lol
Raiga Kurosuki just edit the comment
I..... loaf it?
realy hope someone gets the reference.....
IIIKAYIII I get the reference
IIIKAYIII tomaska picture perfect whit crabsticks!
everybody do the flop?
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT FEMMINISM!!
6:24 "I died doing what I love, getting my face sat on." *WAIT A SECOND*
Pit bulls are darlings so no need to be scared of them :)
Pale Girl pit bulls are lovely dogs!❤️️ It's the owners that give them a bad name!
Pale Girl true. before being used in dog fights they used to be called "nanny dogs" cuz they took care of babies, toddlers, and kids
Pale Girl sooo agree
They're such sweet lil family dogs :') heartbreaking that they get such a bad rep from everyone, because they're absolute angel puppos
Pugs are better.. *Takes a picture of pewdiepie dog*
Yas
That moment when jack and I start singing the circle of life in unison
"I died doing what I love, getting my face sat on" Sean 2k17 👌😂😁😀👍
I have a bad mind, wiishu and Jack doing the do
how could you not like pit bulls one helped me learn how to walk and protected me when I would take naps (by growling at every single person who tried to get in the room I would sleep in
Sounds like Alex is going to have lots of yeast infections.
LOL
Charles Fish omg lol
That's what killed the Pillsbury Doughboy. It was a sad day. Mrs. Buttersworth wouldn't stop crying at the funeral.
Charles Fish wow this comment had me go white lol
I should really stop LOAFing around TH-cam... yeah I think I'm BREADy to do some homework. Bye, Lol That happened.
Hah I'm bacon out here.
Just remember I love you from my bread tomatoes.
I'm sorry, mayo leave?
Please just lettuce go!
Niji Sama I don't get the bread and tomatoes one but ok then
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Goontthebest I love you from my head to my toes
I'm sandwiched between loving these puns and wanting to hit you.
Niji Sama this is what I call a good comment
the slice of bread's name is Texas
he's toast for 2 reasons
oh my god HIS FACE IS ADORABLE
😂😂 that was so funny😂😂
Wot in Toastification
Evan Stoddard an Undertale skrub trying to meme. Yeah no.
Ciara Kenny what 2 reasons
"At least i got to die doing something i love, *getting my face sat on* "
Oml
"'Come on kids, off to bread.'" Aahhhhh, dad jokes.
I challenge you, Jack, to get to know Blockyheadedwigglebutts, aka pitbulls, better. They are the best cuddlers (they feel like warm velvet), super chill (not big on barking/making a lot of noise) and can be trained to PULL CARTS cuz they have a high work drive and just want to make you happy.
Any scary pitbull just hasn't been socialized propperly and isn't given enough proper stimulus like any working dog. Give them a chance!
Princeducielruka "blockyheadedwigglebutts" will be my next pitbulls name
I... yes this is acceptable.
Princeducielruka yeah they are the world's most misunderstood creatures to ever walk this planet
YEA! I Had a pitbull crossbred with something else, and he was the sweetest sweet, he was old and kind! PITBULLS DESERVE A CHANCE!
Princeducielruka you are right
like= jacksepticeye
BOSS= jacksepticeye
king= Jacksepticeye
The songs in the beginning and toward the end of the game are called “Inspiration” and “Love of my Life” by BoxCat Games. It’s sad that they don’t have more recognition. I first heard their music from HS Top, so it gives me a ton of nostalgia.
4:25 who else thought that was Jack screaming?
Totally did. XD
i did 😂
Victoria Lee me
I did xD I did a double-take and looked at his face cam only to see him NOT screaming. For once...
Victoria Lee me
I think "Way to go, Texas" was a reference to Texas toast.
Does anyone else see the Tree thinking at 3:19 or is that just me?
Scotty Squatch i saw it too!!
Scotty Squatch omg just noticed that 😂😂
Scotty Squatch omg yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scotty Squatch I saw it
Someone on here said the bushes look like their thinking too but was removed because of spam.
Personally I think the bushes look like they "enjoying themselves" But most likely they are thinking "hmm why is there an slice of bread flopping about? and how does he do that, he has no muscles? What do you say Old Hickory?
Old Hickory: I think its trying to escape the humans. You do know how we try to move so we don't get chopped or cut.
Bushes: Oh yes maybe so. It is lucky for us that the humans think we are only moving because of the wind.
Old Hickory: Not so lucky for that slice of bread he has no excuses as to why he moves.
Bushes: Oh there he goes over to that hot dog cart what is he thinking!? he will get eaten!!
Old Hickory: here start waving him over ......Its not working I lost site of him. it was no use he probably thought we were just trees and bushes waving in the wind.
Slice of bread: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bushes: *hums Amazing grace*
Old Hickory: May he lie in peace....That was the Best..and only Slice that could move
Bushes:Amen
It was simply one hell of a medical bill
i love yoy
#StopTheJasonGraceHate What about one heaven of a medical bill
Yee
Pitbulls aren't scary. They're actually some of the most loving and loyal dogs.
People just think they're scary and aggressive because they're one of the most common breeds used for dog fighting. They're trained to be that way, that's not how they actually are!
Agreed, people forget about Chance from Homeward Bound and Petey from The Little Rascals. I've encounted many Pitbulls and they were loving and family dogs as well.
Lyndsay Thomas I do not agree when I was nine a pit bull but me in the face and I had to go to the hospital and get stitches
ThatOneTurtleDude//Gameplayzer92
All dogs can bite people. I mean they have teeth. But just because one does something, it doesn't make the whole breed bad.
Who knows, you could have done something to irritate the dog. Animals are allowed to defend themselves.
Lyndsay Thomas have you ever heard of a pug biting someone in the face and don't just look it up because of this comment
All dogs are capable of attacking people. All animals in fact. Even cats, even birds! Just because it's a pitbull doesn't mean it's a vicious dog. I have a pitbull, and unless you consider a lick on the hand an attack, she's never bitten anyone.
I have a little plush loaf of bread and I was hugging it while watching the video. ^_^
His name is Bready.
The narrator screamed and honestly fucking same. I love college. I haven't slept. Or eaten. What is recreation. What's mental health. Who am I ?
A slice of bread?
XyleshaChan you are... um..
SPORTACUS!
XyleshaChan *i love college* I felt sarcasm..and this is relatable
XyleshaChan I relate in every way :P
Someone help us please
I am who?
you know that when jack says: “thats an impressive scream” it is a quality scream
4:20 I thought that was Sean screaming!
hehe.. 420...
TheMining Cat Why. >_>
Michael Hamblyn same
Sounds correct
Michael Hamblyn Dude same
I thought it was Jack screaming lmaooo
That scream was so like Jack, that it shocked Jack.
I loaf this game
Squinkies 11 now is that a pun on 'love' or 'loath'?
Love
Calynn Pleasant loaf
Squinkies 11 lol 😂😂😂😂
Haha, puns.
I FREAKING LOVE PITBULLS
Me TO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@mistermayhem8802 shut the fuck up⬆⬆⬆↗↖🔼🔼🔼
I have two blue nose pitbulls puppies and today they both decide to launch themselves at me while I was sitting in the living room just to cuddle with me heres my insta if you want to see them iammax1900
Does this remind anyone of I AM BREAD?
did you really just DOUGH that.. did you really just make those puns?
YEP
Ya i am bread story mode!!
Radish Man radish man we twins
Our logo
yup
JACK before I break down and rye, I want to say I loaf you.
You knead me in your loaf
Crust me! I’m on a roll
What did the bag of flour say to the loaf of bread?
I saw you yeasterday
Why was the baker in a panic?
He was in a loaf or death situation.
Why are bread jokes always funny?
Because they never get mold!
The bread slice and Alex should have bread crumbs. Get it?
Charlotte TheUnicorn is that even possible?
Sexual!!!!
Charlotte TheUnicorn yeah lol
I don't get it
Charlotte TheUnicorn No, not at all. I'm just confused. After five minutes of trying to figure out what you're trying to say, I'm still confused.
"You feel a burning pain in your side, like someone just stabbed you with a knife. It turns out that, apparently, someone DID just stab you with a knife." Did they?!
My comment: ANTI
Narrator: "Nice job there Texas."
Jack: "Is my name Texas?"
Me: "TEXAS TOAST!"
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket......
he said, hey how far do you think I can kick this bucket!
piggy wink lol
This is the very first video of Jack's that I watched. When I first saw it I didn't know what let's plays were so I literally thought he was going to be explaining what a day in the life of a piece of bread would be! Now two years later I'm so happy I stuck around and kept watching!
Okay, but it actually hurt when he said he wasn't fan of pitbulls. I own two pitts and they are the sweetest dogs I could ever ask for. They are so dorky and loving
I cringed when he said that. Somebody bring him a pit to learn to love it!
I can understand the feeling. I'm not a fan of them myself. Too friendly. Prefer cats.
Tiny ToxicBoxes One of my Pitts died.
Tiny ToxicBoxes My mom has two, they're alright just very stubborn and in your business
Tiny ToxicBoxes I know hurt me to. I'm like nooooo jack why *unsubscribed* ( jk I I am still subscribed to him) but still it hurt when he said that
2:42 it was a joke Jack he said Texas as a joke "Texas toast" I think he missed it
Yeah I didn't get it either :(
This makes me feel bad for eating bread
But I'm still gonna eat sandwiches.....sorry
Blue Diamond22 same
Blue Diamond22 Sandwiches are the best, THIS ISN'T A PHASE MOM, I JUST LOVE SANDWICHES DAMMIT, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY YOU'RE VEGAN, BUT I'M EATIN MY DAMN SANDWICHES. It's true though. Man, I better not get discreateded at #TheBreadCollege #TheBreadiestBreadCollegeEver
Blue Diamond22 f it I'm eating bread and butter
Blue Diamond22
Blue Diamond22 NOO! My family! :'(
9:41 “ahaha cry some more!” - Heavy weapons guy team fortress two
I loaf the buns
from my bread tomatoe
if u can ketchup on this
I salad u mate
Little Fluffy Puffykins im bready to die
Little Fluffy Puffykins I don't bunderstand why you'd write this. 😎
Cuz im bready to die
Little Fluffy Puffykins These puns that you are making aren't CUMBY at all. I mean it. But we should stop, the SPOONER the BUTTER.
I'm so sorry.
Little Fluffy Puffykins Lettuce stop with the puns. I felafel with this crumby puns.
"nice job there, Texas" Texas toast
I'm surprised that the comments aren't full of people volunteering to sit on Jack's face.
Jordan May what the fuck
diamond assassin23 beginning of the video.
When you have to casually explain the reasoning behind many people wanting to sit on Jack's face
Jordan May SAAME.
What the heck?
"You feel a burning pain in your side, like someone just stabbed you with a knife."
Jack: -Checks his side-
Whenever Jack puts his hand on his chest I always remember of "Papers Please"😂😂 and glory to...
Gaming LiFe 2.0 Gaming Love *GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA! GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY!*
GLORY GREATEST
*GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY ARSTOTZKA PROUD*
*GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA! GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY!*
*KOLECHIA MOTHERFUCKERS!!!*
I get up in the morning bout six AM
Have a little jelly have a little jam
Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot
Push down on the lever and the wires get hot, I get toast
YEAH TOAST!!!!
John Beauvais That's a good song.
***** Heywood Banks fan, awesome
John Beauvais I love that song!!
Jam and Jelly are the same...
Skurry The Skuirl. no they aint
Me:mom I broke my screen
Mom:how???!!!!
Me:I SMASHED THE LIKE BUTTON, ISNT IT SO MLG
XD
fuck u Tim
When he showed him self turning it down I was Laughing!
did they hire jack to scream for this 4:21 to4:28
elizabeth Carter Co 😂
omg probley
did anyone get the part where he said "I died doing something I loved, getting my face sat on." ??? No.just me? okay.lmaoooo
21 Panicking Pilots At The Disco lol no worries your not alone
21 Panicking Pilots At The Disco i was about to comment about that!lololol i was shook cause he never really references his personal sexual life
i think the called you mario because you became a plumber
Was it too obvious?
That joke went straight over Jacks head and it was kinda funny
same
DREAM LEAGUE SOCCER and also mamamia
it went rye over his head....
Paused at 3:43 and I'm screaming rn. HIS FACE OML
the reason why the kids call Texas Mario because Mario is a plumber and the bread is a plumber
that's what I said
Robbie McMann sorry😓
That thumbnail was sooooooo cute!!!
Who else thinks it was?
Johnny B 🙋
Johnny B meeeeeeeeeee! 😻😻😻😻
people are weird.
why are there so many games about being bread/toast?
nobody knooooooowwwsssssss......
5:03
“He picks you up, and holds up in the air! Certainly not like how the monkey picked up simba in lion king”
Jack: NAAAA *lion king music starts*
Me: *brings my kitten named simba that looks like simba and holds him in the air* :DD
Logan is scared oh xD
I love the bread puns, by the way :3
Takowa T. I LOAF your comment.
Oppressed Artist Are you sure? I think it was a little CRUMMY
Takowa T. Im LOAFING these puns they're very CHEESY
Buns
HammieMonster lol "just buns"
WAIT! I LIVE IN TEXAS!!!! WHY DID YOU NEVER TELL ME I WAS BREAD???????
Banana Girl
You are Texas toast
OOOOOOOOOOOOO XD
Cuz you're a banana?...
wu1ming9shi and am a android
Im an avacado
Rip headphone users xD 4:21
As a dead headphone user, I can testify that "RIP headphone users" is indeed a correct thing to say.
WhiteLightHD
NO WONDER I CAN'T HEAR AS GOOD AS I USED TOO!
IDK WHEN IM YELLING IN REAL LIFE! IT DOESN'T HELP THAT I WAS BORN WITH A LOUD VOICE THAT I GOT FROM MY DAD! ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I CAN SCREAM LOUD ENOUGH TO HURT PEOPLES EARS IF I WANTED TO! ALSO I CAN HIT HIGHER NOTES IN SONGS EASILY! !
ALSO RANDOM YELLING FOR NO REASON!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the heads up!
"DOCTOR BREAD!"
so like a sugeon simulator/i am bread mixture? Don't give them any ideas, Jack.
When Jack is Louder Than a Megaphone
Like... always?