we all know that tate hates books, but at the real world group chat someone mentioned the book 25 Money Secrets From Donald Trump, and its absolutely life- changing
@@JusticeForTheWinmatrix? It's just society pal. It's always been like it. always will. He's still part of it. To escape it, you have to move to the sticks, off-grid, give up your phone, internet. Grow your own food. Produce your own energy. You all think Tate has escaped the matrix 😅
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the stolen car part, he's saying how the two female officers couldn't help with anything because they're women, incompetent and not 'real people', so when a police man finally gets involved in the case, he is glad because he is a 'real person'@@glimonwinnacker
Even if you happen to be the most hardcore female ideologist, when a building is burning down and you can hardly walk because you've inhaled smoke, the last thing you want to see is a female firefighter coming to your rescue. When real s$$t goes down you want men to come help you, not women. And that's that.
I just visualize the entire car theft scenario, police chase, tate on ferrari , female police officer. *Tate is an exceptionally professional story teller*
Melanin is associated with a higher sex drive. As James Watson said “that’s why you have Latin lovers. You’ve never heard of an English lover only an english patient”
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F Jamaica. I told people this why would u go. It’s dumb.
Nice video before sleeping
Why do keep insulting women, especially hijabis 🙄
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Putting this on for my kid when they need a story before bed
😂🤣
Oh my godd😂😂
😂😂
Why not? Andrew is just getting better and better! Andrew is a 👑.
Same
This dude is funnier than most stand up comedians without even trying
I know! He is hysterical, and he isn't trying to be! He just is!
Yeah right. Ridiculous and hilarious
No hes not.
Yeah 100 💯 he's very funny
@@illdoctrine9329You're a loser
we all know that tate hates books, but at the real world group chat someone mentioned the book 25 Money Secrets From Donald Trump, and its absolutely life- changing
It’s Christmas night , I’m alone, making some burgers and getting a bit drunk while listening Tate’s stories, Life is good
Wish I could to the same but didnt prepare ingredients and stores closed. Bless up
Im high dawg
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Lolol love it
I’m drunk rn just got home from a party it’s 6 33 am
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he really is an incredible storyteller
Most narcissists are
@@growtgtevery human is naecissistic to a degree only she delusional color hair rtrds throw around those Buzzwords
@@growtgt he Is definetly a narcisist 😂😂
@@growtgt i rathe be a narcissist than a broke bastard
Why do you think that is, just practise?
No exaggeration, the Jamaica story might be the best story I’ve ever heard in my life.
“Grim does what grim does” 😂
This guy is so likable.
everytime andrew says 'oh my god' I'll was laughing my ass off
That was hilarious.
The last time he said took me out 😂
everytime andrew said "oh my god", i died of laughter
Especially the last one
I’m literally in the gym listening to this and my workout is almost finished, he’s a good story teller. I barely sensed time going by
you dont workout fr then
Youre not training hard enough if you can follow a story at same time lol
@@maybugz If u cant multi task that is truly unfortunate, young men's brains have developed a bit further than yourself it seems.
How can anyone not love this man?
real
Go ride his meat
top g
I grew up with a father. He’s only cool to little boys with daddy issues.
By letting jealousy and envy get the best of them
Andrew must get a Netflix special he is funny as fuck best storytelling
Never laughed so hard in my life at the second story 😂
"Okay statement my car was stolen"😂😂😂
Somebody needs to do a cartoon skit with his stories. They will be gold 😂
Not needed, his reactions are enough
They already did it
I volunteer
I could hear him all day 😂
it legit like you're talking to a friend, like i have this type of conversations with my friends, (obv not the same topics haha)
Bro missed his calling in stand up comedy 🤣
But he nailed his calling in the war against the matrix 💪
Who says he needs to stand up? He can afford to do sit down comedy..
@@JusticeForTheWinmatrix? It's just society pal. It's always been like it. always will. He's still part of it. To escape it, you have to move to the sticks, off-grid, give up your phone, internet. Grow your own food. Produce your own energy. You all think Tate has escaped the matrix 😅
Andrew Tate's tonality is such an underrated skill. He can steal the show from most influencers.
he is one of the best real influencers
Crazy how we’ve pressed on a video titled ‘Andrew tate telling stories for 1 hour’😂😂
bro his humor is so funny, the way he talks and tell a story is so funny and he does it on purpose its so funny i love this dude
That french sex party story was hilarious 😂 👌
yo the french one was mad funmny LMAO
Hell yeah 😂
Oh my god
YEAH 😂😂😂😂
Oh my gawd
I was trying to do my workout during this video.
But then the sex story began😂😂 couldnt stop laughing.
ohh my god (french accent)
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iv not laughed in ages like i did with the second story
The disgust on his face when he said that the two police officers were women. LOL
bro im crying every story is funny asf 😭😭😭
Dont be lazy give us part 2
'We're not famous in any real sense' - Andrew Tate little did he know
Andrew is so good at makes speaking his stories it’s like an actual movie
Andrew is such a great storyteller, thanks for uploading this!
Where the hell is Tristan while this things happening 😂
Fucking 3 or 4 women at once
These stories are going straight to GTA 6 radio 💀
If this doesn't make it I don't know what will😂
"A real person" this guy lmao
😂😂
What part?
the stolen car part, he's saying how the two female officers couldn't help with anything because they're women, incompetent and not 'real people', so when a police man finally gets involved in the case, he is glad because he is a 'real person'@@glimonwinnacker
Legit had the same reaction lmao
Even if you happen to be the most hardcore female ideologist, when a building is burning down and you can hardly walk because you've inhaled smoke, the last thing you want to see is a female firefighter coming to your rescue. When real s$$t goes down you want men to come help you, not women. And that's that.
Nah this guy could be a stand up comedian and I would listen his stories fr xD
“OH MY GOD” 😂😂
The French party 😭😂
🤣🤣
😭😭😭😭
Might be one of the funniest men of all time
The “OMG” in the Frenxh story was funny as fuxk haha
oh my gad
andrew tate the most entertaining story teller alive.
I just visualize the entire car theft scenario, police chase, tate on ferrari , female police officer. *Tate is an exceptionally professional story teller*
i can listen to him for hours doing story telling lmao hes story is so easy to picture it on my mind hes so good at story telling so engagement
the car chase one is epic bro 💀💀💀
The first minutes of the stolen car almost choked me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yooooo Andrew is crazy ya'll 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
we need a 10 hours one
The Jamaican one's pure Gold...😂
Tristan is a G 😂😂😂, " Now you have to go to the real party"😂😂
Tristan is the best, way more humble than Andrew but way more good looking and intelligent
He is the brain in the duo , Andrew is the entertainer
I never knew he was such a great storyteller omg the second story killed me 😭😂😂😂 I’m literally in tears
I listen to this as my bedtime story
“Oh mE gAWd” 😂
Real or not these stories are fkn hilarious
It’s actually true. This was documented during his Hateful Tates days loooool
@@thewizard5339 that's awesome lol
James is Justin Waller for sure 🤣
I want a podcast with Andrew and Joey Diaz where they both just tell stories for 3 hours😂
I’ll always find Andrew Tate funny af and relatable sounds like my other half of my personality 😂
I hope some Japanese artist out there makes an anime based off of Andrew Tate
OG Tate was the dudest of dude, nowadays he's gotten feminine and salesman for his university, loved the old unapologetic Tate.
Yeh true lol
I wouldn't say he is feminine? or explain why you say that
Bro you're more feminine than he will ever be. 😂😂
Bro every time he said oh my god i laughed my ass off
‘Loyalty among the sex parties’
Top G 😂😂
It’s 3 in the morning and im DEAD LAUGHING LOL,He is an INCREDIBLE story teller 😂😂😂😂😂
Ikr , how can he be that hilarious so naturally
He’s such an excellent story teller. I could listen to his stories for hours.
That’s because you’re 12 year old
This video was uploaded a year ago, everybody started spawning in
I can listen to Tate tell stories all day 😂
Great story teller
Loyalty amongst the sex party😂😂✍🏾
He killed that Jamaican accent “ I’ll take you to a better party “
Could listen to him tell stories all day
"Oh my god" bro that caught me do off guard I'm listening to this while working out 😂😂😂
His stories are dope. Can listen all day
i’ve never laughed so hard in my life on a youtube video
Andrew is a phenomenal storyteller. I miss when he was free because I miss the stories
We need part 2 bro
That first story was so legendary
Get the fucking ferrari we're chasing this fucking car
The second story is completely hilarious 😂😂😂
the sound of sex make me die 😂😂😂😂
This Andrew Tate is cool af
I was already laughing my ass off at the beginning 😂
Top G is the MOST entertaining human on earth. ❤
"Oh my God!" 😂😂😂
Dude how he tells the stories is so fucking funny hahah
Theyre made up
I think James was the 10th guy 😂
My guess is "James" was Rory 😂
@@StorysIntellectual100%
I get why this guy got so popular. He could win a toastmaster award with his storytelling abilities.
Britain: we can’t chase its public hazard!
America 🇺🇸 🦅: oh stolen? Don’t worry we have 50 SUVs chasing it, wanna join in?
+ helicopter
you got the tax payers to thank for that mr freedom
Bruhh this is way more entertaining than i thought ☠️😂
second story is hilarious af
"Oh my goooood!" The French party story had me crying with laughter beginning to end.
Seeing tate expressing himself out of shorts makes you really like this guy. He-s the man
get help....take ure meds
best story teller, "..these two girls wanna leave, they have this walk of shame.."😂
Grim has Vanished 😂😂😂
I need a new video like once per week of him telling stories. This was great!!
Please make more videos. Andrew is the best storyteller of all time 😂😂😂 I literally pissed myself five times
Yoooooo this Stolen Car story got me dying Laughing 😂😂😂
“Oh my God”😂😂
Andrew's Jamaican accent😂😂😂
Was it night at that time or day?
“France should never be that hot” “it pisses me off”
😂
I am black and the part he said about bl*ck men will f*ck anything is true. I used to be like that but I have gotten a bit pickier now!
Melanin is associated with a higher sex drive. As James Watson said “that’s why you have Latin lovers. You’ve never heard of an English lover only an english patient”
James is Justin Waller
I thought that too
I knew it
I don't think so. Waller wasn't in the circle back then.
It's the British porn star friend of theirs. I can't remember his name..
Stirling Cooper?@@kingg8977
"Oh my god!" 😂💀
Bra this man is fucking funny asl😭
"Finally A MAN called me, A REAL PERSON"
"Oh my god" at the end took me out 😂
A man "A real person" HAHAHAHAA