I could breathe, vamp, pace and spit lines as Amy IN THE NINETIES! Today, slow the pace and I could still pull it off. If I put makeup on with a spackle knife, because I am SIXTY SEVEN and have conquered death twice! Isn't it wonderful to be alive?
This song walked so that Guns and Ships could fly UPDATE: didn't expect to get this many likes! Thank you! And for clarification, I personally love both of these songs (as well as the shows they're from) equally! I don't think any one is better than the other because both songs are written in completely different styles, and the crazy speed was most likely added for different storytelling purposes! Both are immensely difficult; so mad props to anyone who can pull it off flawlessly night after night!
@@professorquinsonsnib i do agree hahaha I meant this in a speed kind of way, since Guns and Ships has beaten this song in the record for fastest song performed on Broadway according to words per second or minute (please correct me if I'm wrong though!).
@@jillianrose2891 I think what makes this song so much harder is that the speed goes on for much longer. Guns and ships has most words in a short amount of time - 19 in 3 seconds. But this song has constant speed and is much more of a tongue twister in my opinion. It took me almost no time to learn guns and ships and this one took me a decent bit trying to get the speed and the breath control needed to do the entire thing.
Patricia Elizabeth i was just going off of what Wikipedia said. I might be wrong, this is just something I remembered from my Hamilton phase in like 2017
please make a karaoke of "land of yesterday" and "stay, i pray you" from anastasia there are literally no karaokes for them at all and you make karaokes so well😩❤️
Dude I heard this three days ago….I have been listening to it over and over..:I am DETERMINED to get it!!!! My poor mom probably hears me mumbling in my room and thinks I am crazy😅
Could you please do Santa Fe prologue from Newsies, not the boy next door from the boy from Oz or I could have danced all night from My fair Lady. Thanks!
I've been listening to this song all week. I love these soundtracks! Can I request All That Matters from Finding Neverland (original key) and also Asheville from Bright Star (original key)? Thank you in advance!
Benzadeus Mais essa união Abra-se o portão Ao amor que vai Consagrar-se Aos pés de Deus [PAUL] Prometo adorá-la Dar minha vida e tudo que eu sei Mudar o meu destino Trocar o meu caminho Pra ter no caminho A esposa que eu sempre sonhei [AMY] Ouça, todo mundo Agradeço a todo mundo Mas aviso a todo mundo Que não vai ter casamento Todo mundo pode ir embora Por favor, não tem mais jeito E eu não posso e eu não quero Estragar a minha vida E eu não posso mais ainda destruir a vida dele Pois eu sei que ele é um cara Tão correto, tão bacana Eu amei, seu presente era lindo Eu gostei, todo mundo sorrindo Eu só sei que eu não vou, eu não quero casar [JENNY] Benzadeus Santa depressão Corta o coração Um amor assim Derreter No altar de Deus [AMY] Ouça, todo mundo, eu não sei por que essa cara Eu não sei por que o espanto, ou será que todo mundo Acha que esse pobre moço não merece mais que isso Muito mais que uma louca que detesta casamento Que não vê felicidade nessa tal fidelidade E que fica apavorada só de ver essa aliança Já acabou, eu não vou, eu não quero Já passou, eu não vou, eu não quero Eu parei, eu não vou, eu não quero Eu cansei, eu não vou, eu não quero Já falei que eu não vou, eu não quero casar Vão pro portão! Todos vão Vão embora gargalhar Se esbaldar, mas é bom não demorar Pois talvez, pra vocês Lá pras três, haja um batizado Sai, deixa em paz Quem não quer mais se casar! Ouça, todo mundo, eu imploro a todo mundo Ou será que todo mundo quer que eu caia de joelhos? Eu achei que eu tava louca, já liguei pro analista Mas o puto do analista só marcou segunda-feira Acontece que segunda já é tarde e eu já passei Uma gilete em cada pulso e fui achada na banheira Eu não tô bem! Eu não vou, eu não quero Diz pra alguém? Eu não vou, eu não quero É um horror! Eu não vou, eu não quero Tá calor! Eu não vou, eu não quero Por favor, eu não vou, eu não quero casar [JENNY] Benzadeus Ela enlouqueceu Já se arrependeu Ou então só vai Se encharcar Pois já vai chover [AMY & PAUL] Prometo adorá-la Não! Hoje não, quero não, eu adoro bolo Dar minha vida e tudo que eu sei Mas quero mais é cicuta com café Mudar o meu destino Já falei, já gritei, já pulei Mas ninguém se toca (Trocar o meu caminho) E sai! Ninguém vai chupar outro picolé? Pra ter no caminho Olha, todo mundo, sinto muito, todo mundo A esposa que eu sempre sonhei Eu confesso a todo mundo Que eu peguei uma hepatite Que eu tô quase desmaiando Que tô quase vomitando Vai cair no seu vestido (Que eu sempre sonhei) Respingar no seu casaco Ai, meu Deus, que gente louca! Essa gente não desiste Essa gente continua esperando casamento [PAUL, AMY & JENNY] Esse anel Eu não vou, eu não quero Amém! Pra você Eu não vou, eu não quero Amém! No papel Eu não vou, eu não quero Amém! Com você Eu não vou, eu não quero Amém! Para sempre Eu prometo ao seu lado (Eu não vou, eu não quero) Ficar (Casar) (Aaahh!)
Bless this day Pinnacle of life Husband joined to wife The heart leaps up to behold This golden day. Today is for Amy Amy, I give you the rest of my life To cherish and to keep you To honor you forever Today is for Amy My, happily, soon-to-be wife. Pardon me, is everybody here? Because if everybody's here I'd like to thank you all For coming to the wedding. I'd appreciate you going even more I mean, you must have lots of better things to do And not a word of it to Paul Remember Paul? You know, the man I'm going to marry But I'm not, because I wouldn't ruin anything As wonderful as he is. Thank you all for the gifts and the flowers, Thank you all, now it's back to the showers Don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today. Bless this day Tragedy of life Husband bound to wife The heart leaps up And feels dead This dreadful day. Listen everybody, look, I don't know what you're waiting for A wedding. What's a wedding? It's a prehistoric ritual Where everybody promises fidelity forever, Which is maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of, Which is followed by a honeymoon, where suddenly he'll realize He's saddled with a nut, and want to kill me, which he should. Thanks a bunch, but I'm not getting married Go have lunch, 'cause I'm not getting married You've been grand, but I'm not getting married Don't just stand there, I'm not getting married And don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today. Go! Can't you go? Why is nobody listening? Goodbye! Go and cry At another person's wake. If you're quick, for a kick You could pick up a christening But please, on my knees, There's a human life at stake! Listen everybody, I'm afraid you didn't hear Or do you want to see a crazy lady fall apart in front of you? It isn't only Paul who would be ruining his life You know, we'll both of us be losing our identities I telephoned my analyst about it, and he said to see him Monday But by Monday I'll be floating in the Hudson with the other garbage. I'm not well, so I'm not getting married You've been swell, but I'm not getting married Clear the hall, 'cause I'm not getting married Thank you all, but I'm not getting married And don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today. Bless this bride Totally insane Slipping down the drain And bless this day in our hearts As it starts To rain. Today is for Amy Amy, I give you the rest of my life To cherish and to keep you To honor you forever Go! Can't you go? Look, you know I adore you all But why watch me die Like Eliza on the ice? Look, perhaps I'll collapse In the apse right before you all So take back the cake Burn the shoes, and boil the rice. Today is for Amy, My, happily, soon-to-be wife My adorable wife... Look, I didn't want to have to tell you, But I may be coming down with hepatitis, and I think I'm gonna faint So if you want to watch me faint, I'll do it happily But wouldn't it be funnier to go and watch a funeral? So thank you for the twenty-seven dinner plates Thirty-seven butter knives Forty-seven paperweights Fifty-seven candle holders One more thing... I'm not getting married. Amen! Softly said... But I'm not getting married. Amen! With this ring... See, I'm not getting married! Amen! I thee wed. Still, I'm not getting married! Amen! Let us pray that we are getting married Let us pray that we're not getting married Today!
Funny dude: Bless this day, Pinnacle of joy boy unites with boy The heart leaps up to behold This golden day. Paul: Today is for Darren. Darren, I give you the rest of my life. To cherish and to keep you. To honor you forever. Today is for Darren, My lover, my partner, my life. . . Darren: Pardon me, is everybody there? Because if everybody's there, I want to thank you all For coming to the wedding. I'd appreciate you going even more, I mean, you've must a lots of better things to do, And not a word of it to Paul Remember Paul? You know, the man I'm going to marry But I'm not, 'cause I wouldn't ruin anyone As wonderful as he is. So I thank you all for the gifts and the flowers, Thank you, now it's back to the showers Don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today. Funny dude: Bless this day, opposite of joy boy gets yoked to boy The heart sinks down And feels dead This dreadful day. Darren: Listen everybody, look, I don't know what you're waiting for A wedding. What's a wedding? It's a prehistoric ritual Where everybody promises "fidelity forever", Which is maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of, Which is followed by a honeymoon, where suddenly he'll realize He's saddled with a nut, and want to kill me, which he should! So thank you all for the gifts and the flowers, Go have lunch, but I'm not getting married You've been grand, but I'm not getting married Don't just stand there, I'm not getting married And don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today. Go! Can't you go? Why is nobody listening? Goodbye! Go and cry At somebody else's wake. If you're quick, for a kick You can pick up a christening But please, on my knees, There's a human life at stake! Listen everybody, I'm afraid you didn't hear Or do you want to see a crazy person fall apart in front of you? It isn't only Paul who would be ruining his life You know, we'll both of us be losing our identities I telephoned my analyst about it, and he said to see him Monday But by Monday I'll be in the Hudson with the other garbage. I'm not well, so I'm not getting married You've been swell, so not getting married Clear the hall, 'cause I'm not getting married Thank you all, but I'm not getting married And don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today. Funny dude: Bless this fool, Totally insane Slipping down the drain And bless this day in our hearts As it starts To rain. PAUL: Today is for Darren Darren, I give you the rest of my days To cherish and to keep you To honor you forever Darren: Go! Can't you go? Look, you know I adore you all But why watch me die when I'm only being nice? Look, perhaps I'll collapse On the apse right before you all So take back the cake Burn the shoes, and boil the rice. PAUL: Today is for Darren, My lover, my partner, my life for the rest of my life Darren: Look, I didn't want to have to tell you, But I may be coming down with hepatitis, and I think I'm gonna faint So if you want to see me faint, I'll do it happily, But wouldn't it be funnier to go and watch a funeral? So thank you for the twenty-seven dinner plates, Thirty-seven butter knives, Forty-seven paperweights, Fifty-seven MOTHER FUCKERS Paul: One more thing... Darren: I am NOT getting married. CHOIR: Amen! PAUL: Softly said... Darren: I am not getting married! CHOIR: Amen! PAUL: With this ring... Darren: Look, I'm not getting married! CHOIR: Amen! PAUL: I thee wed. Darren: See, I'm not getting married! CHOIR: Amen! PAUL: Let us pray that we are getting married Darren: Let us pray that we're not getting married ALL: Today!
CAN YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO MEANT TO BE YOURS PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE
Catch me a 3am spittin these mad bars
BAHAHAH
Nah same💀
lol me
I could breathe, vamp, pace and spit lines as Amy IN THE NINETIES! Today, slow the pace and I could still pull it off. If I put makeup on with a spackle knife, because I am SIXTY SEVEN and have conquered death twice! Isn't it wonderful to be alive?
AMAZING! you go girl!!
for those of ya'll just going back and practicing the Amy parts over and over, it's 1:14, 2:02, and 3:30
Thank you so much!
@@dontreadmyicon2840 glad this helped!
Thank yiu
and Pauls parts, 0:38, 3:26
Thanks so much, Ken
This song walked so that Guns and Ships could fly
UPDATE: didn't expect to get this many likes! Thank you!
And for clarification, I personally love both of these songs (as well as the shows they're from) equally! I don't think any one is better than the other because both songs are written in completely different styles, and the crazy speed was most likely added for different storytelling purposes! Both are immensely difficult; so mad props to anyone who can pull it off flawlessly night after night!
I feel like guns and ships is easier than this though- at least for me
@@khushi2282 same
this song is much stronger in my opinion
@@professorquinsonsnib i do agree hahaha I meant this in a speed kind of way, since Guns and Ships has beaten this song in the record for fastest song performed on Broadway according to words per second or minute (please correct me if I'm wrong though!).
to be fair, stephen sondheim mentored lin-manuel miranda, so that's a legit connection!
This is the final challenge for a non-native speaker. This is why Im preparing my whole life to - Bring it on! (Fails miserable in portuguese)
I am finally old enough to portray Joanne! 😂
Guns and ships has left the chat
Guns and ships actually beat this song out as fastest song in broadway history
@@jillianrose2891 wow! I didn't know that😂
@@jillianrose2891 I think what makes this song so much harder is that the speed goes on for much longer. Guns and ships has most words in a short amount of time - 19 in 3 seconds. But this song has constant speed and is much more of a tongue twister in my opinion. It took me almost no time to learn guns and ships and this one took me a decent bit trying to get the speed and the breath control needed to do the entire thing.
this version is also a lot slower than other recordings of it that were done on stage
Patricia Elizabeth i was just going off of what Wikipedia said. I might be wrong, this is just something I remembered from my Hamilton phase in like 2017
Omg, I’ve been trying to find a karaoke track with the lyrics on screen for forever!
Thanks, I'm playing Amy in our 7th Grade showcase and needed this!
How was it
Time to practice not breathing 😂
please make a karaoke of "land of yesterday" and "stay, i pray you" from anastasia there are literally no karaokes for them at all and you make karaokes so well😩❤️
Let's be real, the composer of the song had to have been sadistic right? The poor Amy actors who had to learn this and sing it over and over again. XD
Are you kidding? This is the most fun song in the whole show! XD
I know...isn't Stephen Sondheim just a genius?
I'm with Exayevie -- this is clearly the reason you try out for Amy. Suuuuuuuch a fun song
Love it! Will there be a version released with the new lyrics for Paul and Jamie?
It would be awesome if you could do “Dust and Ashes” from Great Comet but in a female key
Could you please do "I dreamed a Dream" from les miserable
Could you please do "Meant to be Yours" from Heathers?
Oh my gosh! You actually listened to my comment!!! I am going to have sooo much fun! Thank you!
YEES THANK YOU IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG
Dude I heard this three days ago….I have been listening to it over and over..:I am DETERMINED to get it!!!!
My poor mom probably hears me mumbling in my room and thinks I am crazy😅
Could you please do Santa Fe prologue from Newsies, not the boy next door from the boy from Oz or I could have danced all night from My fair Lady. Thanks!
Would love it if you could do more from COMPANY like "Barcelona" and "Being Alive".
I love this song!
Me too!
I've been listening to this song all week. I love these soundtracks! Can I request All That Matters from Finding Neverland (original key) and also Asheville from Bright Star (original key)? Thank you in advance!
Yes to both of these please :)
Yass please both of these
Love this one! Can you please do “why god why” from miss saigon for female voice?
Benzadeus
Mais essa união
Abra-se o portão
Ao amor que vai
Consagrar-se
Aos pés de Deus
[PAUL]
Prometo adorá-la
Dar minha vida e tudo que eu sei
Mudar o meu destino
Trocar o meu caminho
Pra ter no caminho
A esposa que eu sempre sonhei
[AMY]
Ouça, todo mundo
Agradeço a todo mundo
Mas aviso a todo mundo
Que não vai ter casamento
Todo mundo pode ir embora
Por favor, não tem mais jeito
E eu não posso e eu não quero
Estragar a minha vida
E eu não posso mais ainda destruir a vida dele
Pois eu sei que ele é um cara
Tão correto, tão bacana
Eu amei, seu presente era lindo
Eu gostei, todo mundo sorrindo
Eu só sei que eu não vou, eu não quero casar
[JENNY]
Benzadeus
Santa depressão
Corta o coração
Um amor assim
Derreter
No altar de Deus
[AMY]
Ouça, todo mundo, eu não sei por que essa cara
Eu não sei por que o espanto, ou será que todo mundo
Acha que esse pobre moço não merece mais que isso
Muito mais que uma louca que detesta casamento
Que não vê felicidade nessa tal fidelidade
E que fica apavorada só de ver essa aliança
Já acabou, eu não vou, eu não quero
Já passou, eu não vou, eu não quero
Eu parei, eu não vou, eu não quero
Eu cansei, eu não vou, eu não quero
Já falei que eu não vou, eu não quero casar
Vão pro portão!
Todos vão
Vão embora gargalhar
Se esbaldar, mas é bom não demorar
Pois talvez, pra vocês
Lá pras três, haja um batizado
Sai, deixa em paz
Quem não quer mais se casar!
Ouça, todo mundo, eu imploro a todo mundo
Ou será que todo mundo quer que eu caia de joelhos?
Eu achei que eu tava louca, já liguei pro analista
Mas o puto do analista só marcou segunda-feira
Acontece que segunda já é tarde e eu já passei
Uma gilete em cada pulso e fui achada na banheira
Eu não tô bem! Eu não vou, eu não quero
Diz pra alguém? Eu não vou, eu não quero
É um horror! Eu não vou, eu não quero
Tá calor! Eu não vou, eu não quero
Por favor, eu não vou, eu não quero casar
[JENNY]
Benzadeus
Ela enlouqueceu
Já se arrependeu
Ou então só vai
Se encharcar
Pois já vai chover
[AMY & PAUL]
Prometo adorá-la
Não! Hoje não, quero não, eu adoro bolo
Dar minha vida e tudo que eu sei
Mas quero mais é cicuta com café
Mudar o meu destino
Já falei, já gritei, já pulei
Mas ninguém se toca (Trocar o meu caminho)
E sai! Ninguém vai chupar outro picolé?
Pra ter no caminho
Olha, todo mundo, sinto muito, todo mundo
A esposa que eu sempre sonhei
Eu confesso a todo mundo
Que eu peguei uma hepatite
Que eu tô quase desmaiando
Que tô quase vomitando
Vai cair no seu vestido (Que eu sempre sonhei)
Respingar no seu casaco
Ai, meu Deus, que gente louca!
Essa gente não desiste
Essa gente continua esperando casamento
[PAUL, AMY & JENNY]
Esse anel
Eu não vou, eu não quero
Amém!
Pra você
Eu não vou, eu não quero
Amém!
No papel
Eu não vou, eu não quero
Amém!
Com você
Eu não vou, eu não quero
Amém!
Para sempre
Eu prometo ao seu lado (Eu não vou, eu não quero)
Ficar (Casar)
(Aaahh!)
Could you do once more I can see from wonderland? There’s only like 2 karaoke versions on TH-cam and they’re not great
could you do isn't it a trial from alice by heart please?
Yass
Is this track based on the version of 2018 where Jonathan Bailey was "Amy"?
Please please please do sonya and Natasha. There is not one recording of an instrumental track for that songggg
putting this on extreme speed version to perform because its my one talent
Only one more day to practice before I’m singing all three parts at auditions for the school talent show. What have I gotten myself into?
Please do Being Alive from Company
Please do "Being Alive"!
YES
i am dedicated to learn this so i can use it later😀
finally got it😎😎
Bless this day
Pinnacle of life
Husband joined to wife
The heart leaps up to behold
This golden day.
Today is for Amy
Amy, I give you the rest of my life
To cherish and to keep you
To honor you forever
Today is for Amy
My, happily, soon-to-be wife.
Pardon me, is everybody here?
Because if everybody's here
I'd like to thank you all
For coming to the wedding.
I'd appreciate you going even more
I mean, you must have lots of better things to do
And not a word of it to Paul
Remember Paul? You know, the man I'm going to marry
But I'm not, because I wouldn't ruin anything
As wonderful as he is.
Thank you all for the gifts and the flowers,
Thank you all, now it's back to the showers
Don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today.
Bless this day
Tragedy of life
Husband bound to wife
The heart leaps up
And feels dead
This dreadful day.
Listen everybody, look, I don't know what you're waiting for
A wedding. What's a wedding? It's a prehistoric ritual
Where everybody promises fidelity forever,
Which is maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of,
Which is followed by a honeymoon, where suddenly he'll realize
He's saddled with a nut, and want to kill me, which he should.
Thanks a bunch, but I'm not getting married
Go have lunch, 'cause I'm not getting married
You've been grand, but I'm not getting married
Don't just stand there, I'm not getting married
And don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today.
Go! Can't you go?
Why is nobody listening?
Goodbye! Go and cry
At another person's wake.
If you're quick, for a kick
You could pick up a christening
But please, on my knees,
There's a human life at stake!
Listen everybody, I'm afraid you didn't hear
Or do you want to see a crazy lady fall apart in front of you?
It isn't only Paul who would be ruining his life
You know, we'll both of us be losing our identities
I telephoned my analyst about it, and he said to see him Monday
But by Monday I'll be floating in the Hudson with the other garbage.
I'm not well, so I'm not getting married
You've been swell, but I'm not getting married
Clear the hall, 'cause I'm not getting married
Thank you all, but I'm not getting married
And don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today.
Bless this bride
Totally insane
Slipping down the drain
And bless this day in our hearts
As it starts
To rain.
Today is for Amy
Amy, I give you the rest of my life
To cherish and to keep you
To honor you forever
Go! Can't you go?
Look, you know I adore you all
But why watch me die
Like Eliza on the ice?
Look, perhaps I'll collapse
In the apse right before you all
So take back the cake
Burn the shoes, and boil the rice.
Today is for Amy,
My, happily, soon-to-be wife
My adorable wife...
Look, I didn't want to have to tell you,
But I may be coming down with hepatitis, and I think I'm gonna faint
So if you want to watch me faint, I'll do it happily
But wouldn't it be funnier to go and watch a funeral?
So thank you for the twenty-seven dinner plates
Thirty-seven butter knives
Forty-seven paperweights
Fifty-seven candle holders
One more thing...
I'm not getting married.
Amen!
Softly said...
But I'm not getting married.
Amen!
With this ring...
See, I'm not getting married!
Amen!
I thee wed.
Still, I'm not getting married!
Amen!
Let us pray that we are getting married
Let us pray that we're not getting married
Today!
Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!
could you do this is the moment from jekyll and Hyde? in a female key as well please? 👉🏻👈🏻
can you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do "miles to go" from the mad ones???
1:14 for those challengers
YES YES YES YES YES
YOU ARE MY HEROES NO JOKE
1:56
3:51
I just scared my cat. It. Was. Awesome!
My flex was being able to do this when I was 12 😅
your looking for 2:03
💖😭
The Amy parts are like Guitar Hero on the hardest difficulty.
can you do negative from waitress?
breath support the musical
If Possible could you do shine a light from heathers and you're welcome from heathers
1:11
2:00
OMG DO LITTLE MISS PERFECT BY TAYLOR LOUDERMAN ITS FROM A FAN MADE MUSICAL BASED ON 13 REASONS WHY ITS SO GOOD
Can you do a karaoke of Ex-Wives? ❤️✨
Funny dude: Bless this day,
Pinnacle of joy
boy unites with boy
The heart leaps up to behold
This golden day.
Paul: Today is for Darren. Darren, I give you the rest of my life.
To cherish and to keep you. To honor you forever. Today is for Darren, My lover, my partner, my life. . .
Darren: Pardon me, is everybody there?
Because if everybody's there,
I want to thank you all
For coming to the wedding.
I'd appreciate you going even more,
I mean, you've must a lots of better things to do,
And not a word of it to Paul
Remember Paul? You know, the man I'm going to marry
But I'm not, 'cause I wouldn't ruin anyone
As wonderful as he is.
So I thank you all for the gifts and the flowers,
Thank you, now it's back to the showers
Don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today.
Funny dude: Bless this day,
opposite of joy
boy gets yoked to boy
The heart sinks down
And feels dead
This dreadful day.
Darren:
Listen everybody, look, I don't know what you're waiting for
A wedding. What's a wedding? It's a prehistoric ritual
Where everybody promises "fidelity forever",
Which is maybe the most horrifying word I ever heard of,
Which is followed by a honeymoon, where suddenly he'll realize
He's saddled with a nut, and want to kill me, which he should!
So thank you all for the gifts and the flowers,
Go have lunch, but I'm not getting married
You've been grand, but I'm not getting married
Don't just stand there, I'm not getting married
And don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today.
Go! Can't you go?
Why is nobody listening?
Goodbye! Go and cry
At somebody else's wake.
If you're quick, for a kick
You can pick up a christening
But please, on my knees,
There's a human life at stake!
Listen everybody, I'm afraid you didn't hear
Or do you want to see a crazy person fall apart in front of you?
It isn't only Paul who would be ruining his life
You know, we'll both of us be losing our identities
I telephoned my analyst about it, and he said to see him Monday
But by Monday I'll be in the Hudson with the other garbage.
I'm not well, so I'm not getting married
You've been swell, so not getting married
Clear the hall, 'cause I'm not getting married
Thank you all, but I'm not getting married
And don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today.
Funny dude: Bless this fool,
Totally insane
Slipping down the drain
And bless this day in our hearts
As it starts
To rain.
PAUL: Today is for Darren
Darren, I give you the rest of my days
To cherish and to keep you
To honor you forever
Darren: Go! Can't you go?
Look, you know I adore you all
But why watch me die
when I'm only being nice?
Look, perhaps I'll collapse
On the apse right before you all
So take back the cake
Burn the shoes, and boil the rice.
PAUL: Today is for Darren,
My lover, my partner, my life
for the rest of my life
Darren: Look, I didn't want to have to tell you,
But I may be coming down with hepatitis, and I think I'm gonna faint
So if you want to see me faint, I'll do it happily,
But wouldn't it be funnier to go and watch a funeral?
So thank you for the twenty-seven dinner plates,
Thirty-seven butter knives,
Forty-seven paperweights,
Fifty-seven MOTHER FUCKERS
Paul: One more thing...
Darren: I am NOT getting married.
CHOIR: Amen!
PAUL: Softly said...
Darren: I am not getting married!
CHOIR: Amen!
PAUL: With this ring...
Darren: Look, I'm not getting married!
CHOIR: Amen!
PAUL: I thee wed.
Darren: See, I'm not getting married!
CHOIR: Amen!
PAUL: Let us pray that we are getting married
Darren: Let us pray that we're not getting married
ALL: Today!
here's the male version if anyone needed it
this song will be the end of me
me when i say i like rap
30 second audition cut for mrs lovett: 2:23
3:29
Doing this song for a gender swap show my local theatre is doing. This'll be a fun challenge :)
OMG WHAT
for non native speakers, this is a nightmare
bruh how did i go too fast
Different versions go different speeds so like if you were listening to the glee one and then this its so different
CAN YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO MEANT TO BE YOURS PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE
Why do I find this easier when I’m pretending to have a British accent…
There are occasional lyrics Missing
Hardest song i ever sung lol
Let’s be honest, we all skip to the fast parts
I wish there was more room for the lines 🥲
1:13
1:12
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2:25
2:35
2:36
1:11