MatPat: Where's the Lore Dawko: Where's the Scares Jack: where's my tape? Mark: how can i put my feet on every square inch of every object in this game?
Mark playing this game is like watching someone parallel park across 3 head-in parking spots in a one-way parking lot after entering the parking lot from the wrong side, ignoring the DO NOT ENTER signs with LEDs to get you to notice the sign, and even a motion sensor connected to a siren with a voice that says "ATTENTION: YOU ARE GOING THE WRONG WAY".
@@8bitarmory846 Coming this Summer... Mark Fischbach IS Florida Man Markiplier: But I'm from Honolulu.... Narrator: Florida Man! He'll come from the most unlikely of places.
To me, it feels more like that driving scene from Ace Ventura 2, where a Ace drives full speed through the jungle, damaging the jeep all the way before literally barrel-rolling it across the front yard of a mansion, all to somehow land it perfectly in an open parking spot.
trueeee i recon that would've been his path if he wasn't a youtuber. sadly cant do both as he would have no reactions to games because he'd have already played them so his videos would be boring 😅
Maybe it's an engineer thing. My dad's the same. "Okay, so we need to make this rope shorter. We need to detach it, and reattach it with something with enough strength to hold it's original load and-" "Or we could tie knot in the rope?" "...I guess we could do that, yeah" Crazy smart man. Massive overthinker
Mark's reaction to Jack's cameo is amazing not only because how happy he was about it but because he nailed the whole "so you're Irish right? Be as Irish as you can possibly be" thing. Jack's said thats pretty much how most of the voice cameos he does go
Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless them! Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who believes in him and follows his commandants! Have a blessed day, everyone!!! ❤
Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless them! Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who believes in him and follows his commandants! Have a blessed day, everyone!!! ❤
just saw your comment on kurzegats video, love your taste in youtube content. insanely interesting science topics explained and then absolutely stupidity haha
Nothing will be funnier to me than watching MatPat say "Mark's going to freak out when the bunny says his birthday", then watching this two weeks later and remembering it right as he presses the button and watching him get super paranoid.
I don't know if it's possible to do that, but since DDLC can read your profile's name, maybe they could have the game read your birthdate (as you are required by steam to enter it to filter mature content) and play the appropriate voiceline for it. And if the player somehow either doesn't have a birthdate on their profile or entered an impossible date, then maybe have the cutout say "I know your birthdate ! ...wait, no, I don't" or maybe glitch out
@@moemuxhagi Well, it says June 28th for literally everyone so it doesn't read your birthday, it is just a coincidence that Mark's birthday is June 28th
This comment genuinely gets a good laugh out of me every time lmfao. the words “you wanna go for a walk?” “Come on poochie!” “Come on puppy!” Are now stuck in my head
37:45 “You wanna go to the park?” “You wanna go to the *game* station???” *”huh?”* “You wanna go puppy!” *drags a dead body around for the next 5 minutes* 39:33 “Oh boy! Teeter totter!” “Come on puppy! Let’s go!” *accidentally flings the dead body across the playground* “HU-WUH-HO! You’re so excited!”
I wish TH-cam would add italicizing and underlining combos using underscores (_) and asterisks (*) sorta like Discord Because right now we only have *this*
I saw the time on the video was and I was like "whoa chapter 2 is waaaay longer than chapter 1. This is gonna be great" And then 15:55 happened and I realized I forgot I was watching Markiplier lol
@@priyamanobalThey both came out as gay a couple years ago after Dan took a hiatus from TH-cam for a bit. They've gone on a tour or two since, and recently their gaming channel just rebooted after 5 years. So theyre coming back into relevancy, yeah :^)
This chapter is very reminiscent of coraline, like the “don’t you dare disobey me”, the spider like qualities of mommy, them both being mothers, then the metal hand like claw at the end
Still, it's inaccessible, not only to hard of hearing folk, but also to people who have auditory processing disorder, and even just people trying to learn English from the subs, and people trying to write down dialogue accurately for whatever reason (for example citing it in a video). Chapter 1 had subtitles, why doesn't this one?
Even when I can hear the audio without someone talking over it I still have a lot of trouble figuring out what they’re saying. I know they’re making noises that sound like words but I can’t for the life of me figure out what those words are lmao
Mark: "I'm not a masochist" Also mark: *desperately tries to piss off chat for the entire first half hour by doing literally anything but make progress*
it truly impresses me how his editors cut up so much and put up with so much video content just for us to have the "summarized version" of his videos lol
@@dylanbtyson for some it’s pretty difficult, I struggle with mind games and puzzles since I’m dyslexic so it’s fun to struggle and put my mind to the test
I fell asleep in the middle of this and woke up hearing, "You have really soft hands.... And I also have really really soft hands. That's something we have in common. I'd like to talk to you about that... 😏😏😏"
Literally everyone when Mommy starts counting: *Panics and frantically looks for a place to hide* Markiplier: *Staring into Mommy's soul* What are you gonna do, huh?
Did anyone notice how similar the music memory rule announcement sounded to the fitness gram pacer test? It gave me flashbacks especially the “your test is over” and “the test will get more difficult as it continues”
@@WompWomp1738 no no his joke is that he switched around the words in the first sentence. Hence they seem so similar while having completely different meanings.
@@Crlstlan. developers: can you guess where the rectangle goes? Markiplier: the,,rectangle hole,,,, developers: that's right! it goes into the sQUARe hole! Markiplier: *WEEPING*
I can imagine devs tricking players they need to solve a puzzle to open a door when in reality all they need to do is walk up to it and press e on the doorknob
A puzzle is like a game that requires a specific solution. Like two shakes, a pattern, or simply completing multiple steps ( I know it's not the official definition). So I like Viva said, not really a puzzle...unless, you complete a certain pattern of things to make that puzzle complete and/or exist.
52:30 is pure comedy gold. The fact he won and begins his masculine laugh of success as the game tells him "Round 2", as his expression immediately becomes of concern as he lets out a quick and simple "what".
It's really interesting that the player comes back after 10 years what makes him have such a guilty conscience now I know or I believe there was a letter sent out to him but still.
It was a slightly frustrating since I was really hoping for Mark to be truly invested in the lore. Like all in. But hey at least he enjoyed the overall experience
*Mark focusing on breaking the game* *Us literally spamming chat telling him what to do* *Him taking 20 mis to figure out that you can take electricity off the button again*
I'm not even frustrated, I'm just amazed that he can find ways to stand in places he's not suppose to and just generally mess with the physics engine. Mark is truly an engineer.
I really loved the fakeout with Kissy. They cast her in shadow and even had the same music from Huggy's chase in episode one, only for Kissy to step into the light and be completely chill. I honestly hope she stays good or at least neutral, if she appears in future episodes. It's cool to see that not all of the toys turned violent.
I predict that in whatever climactic final fight there is against the Prototype, Kissy Missy swoops in at the last second and bravely sacrifices herself to save you. I'm crying for her already just thinking about it 😭
Even though Poppy’s face didn’t really have any expression I could somehow feel her annoyance while she was waiting at the vent entrance for Mark while he struggled over a puzzle that didn’t exist
He’s a dumbass. So frustrating watching him mess around for like 30mins but then halfway I realised it’s cuz he actually didn’t know to go through the vent Poppy was literally standing right next to. Like it’s lit red you can clearly see your suppose to go in there as there is a path…sigh
I was actually got so focus on that scene that I fell off my bed and the phone landed on my nose now every time I see that see I say WHY MARK WHY DO I HAVE TO SUFFER
At first I wondered why Marks playthrough of this was so much longer than Jacks, but it quickly became evident that he is just simply too big brain for such games
lmaoo i literally was thinking the same thing it was why i started watching jacks play through first bc it was shorter but then i started this one as well and understood immediately why
This was all so entertaining to watch! I'm the voice of Poppy and Stella Greyber, thank you so much for playing the new chapter! Seeing you trying to kill Poppy and find the entrance absolutely made my day!! 🤣👌
You did very good with the voices. Really fitting for the characters and hopefully we get to see more of it in Chapter 3. Talented voice actress keep up the good work 😊
Markiplier complaining that mommy long legs isn’t “powerful enough” to talk the way she does….. He’s faithful to the true example of power, Lady Dimitrescu
Hearing Markiplier laugh hysterically, muttering nonstop, and shouting about knowing what to do and not looking at the chat makes me wonder what Amy is living with.
After seeing how Markiplier was so stubborn to solve the leaving the room and following Poppy puzzle in his way and drove chat insane, I'm pretty sure he's not just a masochist but also a sadist.
Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless them! Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who believes in him and follows his commandants! Have a blessed day, everyone!!! ❤
Mark: I’m not a masochist - wants door to crush him -“WE HAVE TO THROW OURSELVES INTO THE PIT ITS THE ONLY WAY I SWEAR” - “she’s going to crush my insides… alright i trust her” - “make me take it! Make me” - “you don’t have the POWER im looking for” - “I’m gonna take the hard path” - “drop it on my head” - “give me something tough” - stands inbetween another door so it crushes him - “I really want to throw myself into this pit” - “I can take it, I just wanted to see how much my body can handle” - “why cant i twist myself into oblivion?” - “im here trying to destroy myself in irresponsible ways”
It’s almost seems like it’s not a joke anymore😳 (honestly, him and Amy are the only ones that know that answer😂) Edit: I’m referring to the fact that they’ve known each other for so long, nothing else-
"This might be the hardest pizzle in gaming history" Obsessed with the fact that Mark said this about a "puzzle" that just wanted him to walk back through the opening he came in through that Poppy was right next to. Truly a gaming genius, this one.
It also works for DnD players. My old party once got stuck trying to solve a cabinet, for almost 2 hours, because there's no way the door is just open.
Puzzle games really need to put a room in them with something that looks like a puzzle but is not and has no result or outcome. if the player spends more than 15 minutes on it, they get an achievement simply called "Markiplier."
this would be perfect in a game with the concept of each level being a room with a locked door, and a puzzle to unlock it, then theres a room with a difficult puzzle with no outcome (like you said) but the door is unlocked the whole time, and you only figure that out when you try using the door
Dev team: Let’s make the game less buggy and make sure people can see things clearly Markiplier: Let’s brake the game in every way, play it wrong, and look in random spots thinking he’s is big brain.
Never underestimate Mark's ability to find an object, grow emotionally attached, and bring it with him through the game.
I still Remember Tiny Box Tim.
And with lady d's corpse
Does anybody remember The Beer? 😂😂
this is such a 2012 amnesia let's play thing lmao, i guess some things never change
TINY BOX TIM
MatPat: Where's the Lore
Dawko: Where's the Scares
Jack: where's my tape?
Mark: how can i put my feet on every square inch of every object in this game?
Black Eyed Peas: Where is the love
@@Music7Ada Haddaway: what is love
@@feefifodum shrek: I am love
Incredibly true
This comment is gold
Markiplier doing everything in the game besides actually progressing the game is the most Markiplier thing ever.
lol
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Hello
Yes
Le epic
Mark playing this game is like watching someone parallel park across 3 head-in parking spots in a one-way parking lot after entering the parking lot from the wrong side, ignoring the DO NOT ENTER signs with LEDs to get you to notice the sign, and even a motion sensor connected to a siren with a voice that says "ATTENTION: YOU ARE GOING THE WRONG WAY".
average day in Florida
@@8bitarmory846 Coming this Summer... Mark Fischbach IS Florida Man
Markiplier: But I'm from Honolulu....
Narrator: Florida Man! He'll come from the most unlikely of places.
To me, it feels more like that driving scene from Ace Ventura 2, where a Ace drives full speed through the jungle, damaging the jeep all the way before literally barrel-rolling it across the front yard of a mansion, all to somehow land it perfectly in an open parking spot.
Mark would make a great playtester considering how he literally does everything except what the game tells him to
trueeee i recon that would've been his path if he wasn't a youtuber. sadly cant do both as he would have no reactions to games because he'd have already played them so his videos would be boring 😅
Oooorrr i records his play testing and isnt allowed to release it until after its been out for like 2 weeks or somethinv like that
i wonder if he's thought about that before
Oh so that's why it's 3 hours long 🤣😭
@letsgameitout would be amazing too
“I’m a little to smart for some of these puzzles”
The puzzle: go through a door
Markiplier: let me build a bridge
I'm your thousandth like! 🎉
Its funny
So true lol
Maybe it's an engineer thing. My dad's the same.
"Okay, so we need to make this rope shorter. We need to detach it, and reattach it with something with enough strength to hold it's original load and-"
"Or we could tie knot in the rope?"
"...I guess we could do that, yeah"
Crazy smart man. Massive overthinker
And he said this was the hardest puzzle in all of gaming history lol
Mark's reaction to Jack's cameo is amazing not only because how happy he was about it but because he nailed the whole "so you're Irish right? Be as Irish as you can possibly be" thing. Jack's said thats pretty much how most of the voice cameos he does go
“Is that the Ludwig of ‘87!?”
I always assumed Mark and Jack shared a brain cell….this was confirmation.
I’ve watch bot perspectives and I agree 💯
@@velvet_violet 14:00
Clearly Jack had the braincell during the playthrough for this game
@@zencat5733 😂
Mark embodies the meme: “this sign can’t stop me cause I can’t read” and I love him for it
@bodoti qwiu I read this as he said that, lol 👀
I love your pfp
@@ahaha3829 lmao thank you. Yours is pretty dope as well
More puzzle, less horror.
Chapter 2 sucks
TH-cam just asked me if this is a good comment. I think it is 🤔
Mark: I'm not a masochist
Mommy Long Legs: I'm gonna eat your insides while you're still alive
Mark: I trust spaghetti lady
he can take it tho
I can't breathe 😂😂😂😂
Spaghetti lady😌
her calling herself mommy and the whole game thing just sounded so…. sexual
@@imjustasconfusedasyou OOF
The way Spaghetti Lady’s pupils dilate when she’s hunting you, like a cat about to pounce, is a great visual cue of how dangerous she is!
Mommy spaghetti lady would've been a better Canon name for her
@@hotpandagames ITS MOMMY LONGLEGS😭😭
Mark is the reason for invisible walls. This would be 10 hours long without them.
thats right
I would've enjoyed every second of it
BUT!...
Actually I don't have anything to refute this, it's pretty accurate
What are you talking about Mark is clearly the best gamer to ever exist no game could ever outsmart him
🤔
After watching this I can safely say that Mark is the epitome of "doing the wrong equation and getting the right answer"
Perfectly said 😭🤌
100% 💀
Copied.
You know he's doing the right thing in the wrongest way when 1/5 the stream is solely focused on reaching Poppy in the top vent.
@@HenriqueLSilva and everyone was screaming at him to vent.
Mark: "I'm NOT a masochist, I just want to see how much I can take!"
Everyone: "We didn't say anything, YOU brought it up."
False, people do call him a masochist all the time
I sub mark
Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless them!
Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who believes in him and follows his commandants!
Have a blessed day, everyone!!! ❤
We were all thinking it tho
timestamp?
27:50 Poppy is giving a side eye because she sees Markiplier spend approximately 20 minutes trying to get to her
*27:49
Mark: Solves a platform puzzle in 30 seconds.
Also Mark: Plays with furniture for 5 minutes for no reason whatsoever.
Welcome in world of ADHD my guy
I swear dudes forgot he was playing a horror game when he saw that furniture
I think you mean 25 minutes 😃
You gotta love eccentric geniuses.
Was looking for this comment.
Me: *Wondering how this video is 3 hours long*
Mark: *Starts stacking office chairs to get into a vent smaller than him*
Me: *"Oh..."*
I see what you mean
This hit 1k likes 30 seconds after I read it
i know right XD
That's exactly what I was thinking lol!
@@yolandamendez9411"36 minutes"
Mark making fun of Kissy then regretting everything when she looks at the lever is so funny
Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless them!
Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who believes in him and follows his commandants!
Have a blessed day, everyone!!! ❤
just saw your comment on kurzegats video, love your taste in youtube content. insanely interesting science topics explained and then absolutely stupidity haha
@@Call_Upon_YAH I’m gay Jesus doesn’t love me
Jesus does love you. it doesn't matter if you're gay or anything else. he loves u so so much. please know this ❤
@@fayere I don’t love him back /lh
"Ha, Barry looks like a frog. No, wait, a platypus!"
...
"BARRY THE PLATYPUS?!"
Your arrival is unexpected. By which I mean, COMPLETELY EXPECTED!
I think you mean 🅱️arry the 🅱️latypus!?
Behold! The MakeToysHugeandDeadly-Inator!
Secret agent Barry the platapus
A platypus toy? Barry the platypus toy!
Nothing will be funnier to me than watching MatPat say "Mark's going to freak out when the bunny says his birthday", then watching this two weeks later and remembering it right as he presses the button and watching him get super paranoid.
42:32 in case people want the timestamp
I don't know if it's possible to do that, but since DDLC can read your profile's name, maybe they could have the game read your birthdate (as you are required by steam to enter it to filter mature content) and play the appropriate voiceline for it. And if the player somehow either doesn't have a birthdate on their profile or entered an impossible date, then maybe have the cutout say "I know your birthdate ! ...wait, no, I don't" or maybe glitch out
@@moemuxhagi Well, it says June 28th for literally everyone so it doesn't read your birthday, it is just a coincidence that Mark's birthday is June 28th
@@alliminoobersvods9660 Wow, incredible, it's as if what I was _suggesting_ was an _idea_ to _implement_ into the _game_
@@moemuxhagi thats a latter
Markiplier: "I don't care about the lore of the game, I'm just here to have a good time."
Proceeds to drag a dead body around for 30 minutes
This comment genuinely gets a good laugh out of me every time lmfao.
the words “you wanna go for a walk?” “Come on poochie!” “Come on puppy!” Are now stuck in my head
That was him having a good time... in his own way.
Nah fr 😂
Fr😂😂
I mean... that sounds about right.
Never underestimate Mark's ability to find an object, grow emotionally attached, and bring it with him through the game
Mr Burns
Tiny Box Tim anyone?
Beer
He's also a simple man, he sees a hole he jumps in it. 2:26:10
Statue of dimitrescu
37:45
“You wanna go to the park?”
“You wanna go to the *game* station???”
*”huh?”*
“You wanna go puppy!”
*drags a dead body around for the next 5 minutes*
39:33
“Oh boy! Teeter totter!”
“Come on puppy! Let’s go!”
*accidentally flings the dead body across the playground*
“HU-WUH-HO! You’re so excited!”
The other part when he trolled for a an whole 45 minutes
I wish TH-cam would add italicizing and underlining combos using underscores (_) and asterisks (*) sorta like Discord
Because right now we only have *this*
I love how mark spent almost 20 minutes in the beginning on a puzzle that wasn’t even a puzzle.
Hi
@@dontreadprofilephoto1728 Okay, I won’t read your name.
I suffered at that part 😭
I fast forwarded through that because Mark was being the dumb LMAO
@@dontreadprofilephoto1728 ok
Mark in this entire playthrough: "How can i touch every pixel in the game?"
I’m cackling💀
"I payed for every pixel so I'm going to touch every pixel"
He should do any% speedruns
pixels: *exist*
Mark: "I can touch you"
I was so confused on how Dan and Phil got through this in half the time and then saw how Mark was playing and immediately understood
Watching this after Dan and Phil basically speed ran most of the puzzles is cracking me up
Dan and Phil are still popular? I swear I hadn’t heard about them since 2014
they brought back their gaming channel after 5 years 😂@@priyamanobal
I saw the time on the video was and I was like "whoa chapter 2 is waaaay longer than chapter 1. This is gonna be great"
And then 15:55 happened and I realized I forgot I was watching Markiplier lol
@@priyamanobalThey both came out as gay a couple years ago after Dan took a hiatus from TH-cam for a bit. They've gone on a tour or two since, and recently their gaming channel just rebooted after 5 years. So theyre coming back into relevancy, yeah :^)
1:21:00
Mark: *flirting with Mommy Longlegs*
Me: please, please stop this torture.💀
This chapter is very reminiscent of coraline, like the “don’t you dare disobey me”, the spider like qualities of mommy, them both being mothers, then the metal hand like claw at the end
So i wasn't the only one
THIS COMMENT IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT
That's exactly what that was!
And the „hide and seek“ in Coraline as well
Yup
Mark: "I can't hear. This game needs subtitles."
Also Mark: *mashes buttons and screams over dialogue*
Still, it's inaccessible, not only to hard of hearing folk, but also to people who have auditory processing disorder, and even just people trying to learn English from the subs, and people trying to write down dialogue accurately for whatever reason (for example citing it in a video). Chapter 1 had subtitles, why doesn't this one?
I just pressed the "C" button lol.
@@lyrablack8621 maybe they just forgot to add subtitles or something
Exactly. Poppy just tried to talk and Mark started attacking her and screaming at her as if she was a roach 🤣
Even when I can hear the audio without someone talking over it I still have a lot of trouble figuring out what they’re saying. I know they’re making noises that sound like words but I can’t for the life of me figure out what those words are lmao
Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
Also mark: *desperately tries to piss off chat for the entire first half hour by doing literally anything but make progress*
1:36:03 TOO LIKE AYOO??
that's not what a masochist is- /nm
@@seven-vii-02 Toast thinks they mean sadist
You clearly have no idea what a masochist is
Masochist because he purposely made the chat mad to 'direct the hate to him'
It may seem insignificant, But Mark saying "Aaaand Nap time" at the end is humorous to me considering the next chapter lmao
Mark: "channel ALL your anger to ME"
also Mark: "survives a chase sequence with nothing but angry critisism"
* *Mark was literally TOO ANGRY TO DIE* *
Mark Fischbach = Doom Slayer
*BFG 10k starts playing*
Yes
Too angry to die? Maul? Is that you?
@@clover9624 KENOBIIIIIIIIIIIIII
"I'm just seeing how much I can take." -- Mark, not a masochist, 2022.
Marcus “masochis’nt” Fishy Baka
this looks weird you need more comments
i highly suggest getting some cheetos 👀
Mark, being himself, managed to double the average time of beating the game, just by messing around
it truly impresses me how his editors cut up so much and put up with so much video content just for us to have the "summarized version" of his videos lol
Yea, I think Delirious did the same, he keep getting himself caught just to see what would happen 😂
Well, what's the point of a game if you ain't gonna have fun with it? Amiright?
I do the same when i finish a game lol
So true👌
I swear half the time he’s a genius, the other half the time he’s… a danger to himself and those around him
Mark: “Gimme a challenge, this game is for babies”
*gets a challenge*
Mark: “Thats a little too difficult”
game isnt hard
@@dylanbtyson it isn't but we all need to agree that the game is a lot more difficult than chapter 1
@@clowning.around all little harder
@@dylanbtyson for some it’s pretty difficult, I struggle with mind games and puzzles since I’m dyslexic so it’s fun to struggle and put my mind to the test
@@moseptyagami606 have fun with the game portal then
mark: “YOU DIDN’T EXPECT I WOULD BE PLAYING!”
devs: *put an easter egg of his birthday into the game specifically to freak him out*
Oh i didnt know that! Where/when is it in the game?
@@tanyasketch6045 Character cutout before the memory game
@@trueflaminatorz4321 thank you!!
It is reminiscent of PT when the radio switched from English to Swedish and freaked Pewdiepie out.
@@tanyasketch6045 42:33
“I’m not a masochist I just want to see how much I can take”
-Markiplier 2022
Also -Annus 2019-2020
As soon as Markiplier said that I saw this comment.
famous last words
@@hollisprentice9177 so im not the only one
LMAO
I fell asleep in the middle of this and woke up hearing, "You have really soft hands.... And I also have really really soft hands. That's something we have in common. I'd like to talk to you about that... 😏😏😏"
Oh my god I hated that part so much 😭
I love how, according to the lore of the game, by carrying the dog toy he was basically dragging around somebody's corpse for most of the game
Holy crap is that the actual lore? That’s horrifying
I guess this is common knowledge since only one other person is shocked by this. Lmao
That's the common guess but I don't think the lore is confirmed so.....
@@AngelicRameni kinda agree with the lore by kids picking what toy they wanna be then dies? That explains the blood at the toys. Spooky lore
The real question is: Is dragging a corpse around really un-markiplier behavior?
Markiplier : "This game needs captions"
Also Markiplier : "MURDER DEATH DIE DEATH DIE MURDER DEATH MURDER DEATH DIE"
Hi’ momy longs legs
@@repentandbelieveinjesuschr9495 i would like to order 5 big macs and a large fry please
@@mcdingies and also can you get me some chicken nuggets I want 30
Markiplier is literally bakugo with a yt channel
@@BoonGoesBoom if we get 9 four pieces we can get 36 nuggets for cheaper
Literally everyone when Mommy starts counting: *Panics and frantically looks for a place to hide*
Markiplier: *Staring into Mommy's soul* What are you gonna do, huh?
He just wanted to see if he could handle what she was gonna do.
But remember guys he is NOT a masochist.
Same enrgy as : "what ar you going to do, stab me"- man who was stabbed
Bit of a buzzkill when mark isn’t afraid of the monsters in games
@@mr.fruitcup4495 Marks like a Nam Vet he's seen some shit.
@@rowelldeguzman4355 fair enough, I guess I’m used to Jack still being able o be scared and all that
Did anyone notice how similar the music memory rule announcement sounded to the fitness gram pacer test? It gave me flashbacks especially the “your test is over” and “the test will get more difficult as it continues”
Fr,so true
The Fitnessgram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
Watching Jack play: this is going well
Watching Mark play: well, its going
Half the time it’s not even going so it’s kinda just “well,” which honestly is better
On for a while*
Finished your comment for you friend 😊🤣
@@WompWomp1738 no no his joke is that he switched around the words in the first sentence. Hence they seem so similar while having completely different meanings.
@@afailureofaanimator6744 they got the joke they are trying to add on
@aomenih doesn't mean they didn't get the joke :D
It's amazing how much patience mark has when he's infuriating other people.
It took damn near 3 hours, his patience knows no bounds lmao.
Indeed lol
Markiplier, putting the square block in the square hole:
“THEY WEREN’T EXPECTING THIS!”
Have you not heard of a cube?
TimeSTAMP?
Reminds me of that one meme of the girl dueting the guy putting shapes in the hole and they all go in the square hole
It goes in the square hole
@@Crlstlan. developers: can you guess where the rectangle goes?
Markiplier: the,,rectangle hole,,,,
developers: that's right! it goes into the sQUARe hole!
Markiplier: *WEEPING*
14:32 Mark realizing Poppy was speaking was kinda cute "Hmm?" with a head tilt
He's not wrong though: a puzzle that literally doesn't exist probably would be the hardest puzzle in gaming history
That's less of a puzzle though and more a philosophical argument waiting to happen
@@vivalaglavii6736 And a philosophical argument would be the hardest puzzle in gaming history!
I can imagine devs tricking players they need to solve a puzzle to open a door when in reality all they need to do is walk up to it and press e on the doorknob
A puzzle is like a game that requires a specific solution.
Like two shakes, a pattern, or simply completing multiple steps ( I know it's not the official definition).
So I like Viva said, not really a puzzle...unless, you complete a certain pattern of things to make that puzzle complete and/or exist.
@@maryjoygelizon4268 I mean dnd has that happen so often its turned into a meme
Mark is literally the example of “mission failed successfully”
Yes indeed
right. the ladder in the first like 10 minutes with a clear swing mechanic above him
he dies but in a COOL way
Agreeable
52:30 is pure comedy gold.
The fact he won and begins his masculine laugh of success as the game tells him "Round 2", as his expression immediately becomes of concern as he lets out a quick and simple "what".
43:50 mark: I wanna talk to the manager
Also mark: *Playing a game where you were a manager of an establishment and came back 10 years later*
It's really interesting that the player comes back after 10 years what makes him have such a guilty conscience now I know or I believe there was a letter sent out to him but still.
watching mark do everything BUT what you’re supposed to do is the most entertaining and infuriating experience ever. I love it.
It was only funny for like the first 2 minutes. After that it made it really hard to watch imo.
@@Soulsworth69 It seems like you can't handle the Markiplier experience tm
Mark: “laughs victoriously”
Color puzzles guy’s voice: “Round 2”
Mark In disbelief
round 3 probably broke mark
The One Who It's In Memory The Name It's Bunzo
@@vianairmawati9524 no the robot voice
52:30
The game is named musical memory
hearing bunzo finally say a birthday correct obviously proves the entire voiceline was for mark
Nah cus I have the same bday as him 😭
Hate to break it to you, but there are other people out there that not only play video games but were also born on June 28.
@@tonytwowaters the "obviously" makes it pretty obvious that it was kinda sarcastic
Wouldn’t be the first time a game referrenced him like the west of loathing sequel.
You give people online too much credit, especially in 2024.
watching this with live chat replay is probably the funniest and most upsetting thing ive ever experienced 😭😭
Normal players: progressing with the story, looking for collectibles
Mark: “I BET I CAN HOP THIS FENCE”
Mark has the speedrunner mindset.
@Don't Read My Profile Photo ok
It was a slightly frustrating since I was really hoping for Mark to be truly invested in the lore. Like all in. But hey at least he enjoyed the overall experience
@@Kookie_978 imo the lore aspects feel too similar to fnaf for one to get invested.
The prototype is the only thing that really caught my attention.
*Mark focusing on breaking the game*
*Us literally spamming chat telling him what to do*
*Him taking 20 mis to figure out that you can take electricity off the button again*
Mark: "This might be the toughest puzzle in all of gaming history"
Chat: "JUST GO THROUGH THE GOD DAMN VENT, MARK!"
He was trolling obviously
Almost feel you wanna slap the back of his head for this 🤦♂️😒
I fast forwarded through that
He did mention later that he was trolling😂
@@rupen35 yeap but just sometimes it gets really annoying and just skip that part. 😅😂
Me: "wow this chapter it's so long, it takes 2:44:50 to finish!"
Mark: spends half of the video doing side quests he invented in his own head
It’s 2:30 am and I just snorted water laughing at this
He goofed around so fricking much in this playthrough like goodness
it was honestly so fire though. he should make games
Way too true 😭
@@ANGELDEV1L YESS BINGO!
I will never again doubt the obvious, "Just Don't" method. Had me laughing both times. "I can just don't, and they can't do anything about it."
I'm not even frustrated, I'm just amazed that he can find ways to stand in places he's not suppose to and just generally mess with the physics engine. Mark is truly an engineer.
I love that he also carries around that puppy
yeah same, too bad its not there until the end
I hated the squishing sound it made though
It reminded me of Tiny box Tim
@@WhatABeautifulDuwangChew same vibe, yeah
Nice
I really loved the fakeout with Kissy. They cast her in shadow and even had the same music from Huggy's chase in episode one, only for Kissy to step into the light and be completely chill. I honestly hope she stays good or at least neutral, if she appears in future episodes. It's cool to see that not all of the toys turned violent.
I honestly love her so much. She's just so cute
@@sentientplant9658 Agreed. I would be so happy if she just lent a small helping hand here and there in the coming episode(s).
I predict that in whatever climactic final fight there is against the Prototype, Kissy Missy swoops in at the last second and bravely sacrifices herself to save you.
I'm crying for her already just thinking about it 😭
I love the little detail that her first attempt at grabbing the lever has her hand slip off it lol
I loved ALL the new Wuggy's! I hope we get more time from all of them!
Markiplier spent 10% of this game taking it seriously, and spent 90% of the time messing around and growing attached to objects😂😭
Even though Poppy’s face didn’t really have any expression I could somehow feel her annoyance while she was waiting at the vent entrance for Mark while he struggled over a puzzle that didn’t exist
27:50 lmao 🤣🤣🤣💀
she was like: 🙄🙄😤
@@dfuzesavetf2147 He*
@@vianairmawati9524 Не?
@@vianairmawati9524 they're talking about poppy
Me, initially: "How did Mark take like an hour longer on this than all the other people I watch?"
Me, exactly 16 minutes in: "Ah."
😵💫😭😭😂😂😂😂
He wasted 13 minutes on the one puzzle trying to break the game.
He spent so much time in the game station just playing at the playgrounds with PJ puggipillar 💀
Literally almost 30 minutes in and he still hasn’t even figured out to get in the vent bro 😭😭
He’s a dumbass. So frustrating watching him mess around for like 30mins but then halfway I realised it’s cuz he actually didn’t know to go through the vent Poppy was literally standing right next to.
Like it’s lit red you can clearly see your suppose to go in there as there is a path…sigh
I love how both Jack and Mark made the "was that the bite of 87?" joke at the first tape!
1k likes with no replys? Nuh uh
why is there barely any reply’s
@@abrhman-dobbleganger are
1 reply for 1k is normal
the fact that at 2:33 he waits for it to twich, it doesnt, but twitches as soon as he starts talking again. talk about perfect timing 🤣
Me: wondering why marks playthrough is like an hour longer than everyone else's...
(Watches video)
Me: oh, nevermind 😂
sup checkmark
I wasn't stressed because of the horror game, I was stressed because of Mark
The shocking thing is it is almost exactly an hour over jacks video
@@HiddenFlerken yep we are on the same boat
@@HiddenFlerken Me too. Me too... x_x
Markiplier: takes thirty minutes on the most basic puzzles
Also Markiplier: solves the hardest puzzles in seconds and walks away like it was nothing
He overthinks too much xD
He thinks regular puzzles are hard-
Doing hard things are when being an over thinker come in handy. Doing easy things is an overthinkers worst nightmare.
His reasons are beyond our understanding.
That's ADHD for you lol
The fact that he does the puzzles really quick and STILL has the longest playthrough I've seen so far
Its because he knows what to do but tries to waste time to see how he can break it. I mean thats top tier Markimoo tho
What about the fact?
@@Balloraaaaaa yeah, i absolutely love that Markiplier chaos. It changes the game experience COMPLETELY
@@graysondeutscher2041 he's so fun and messy, i love it
High-key really smart too. Perfect gameplay overall
Markiplier saying "Nap time" at the end is extremly hilarious now that chapter 3 is out XD
1:36:00 Mark throwing himself into the abyss and the game immediately validating him by saying "You can take it" 😂
I was actually got so focus on that scene that I fell off my bed and the phone landed on my nose now every time I see that see I say WHY MARK WHY DO I HAVE TO SUFFER
@@Ilovepolarbears-u5c right ?
At first I wondered why Marks playthrough of this was so much longer than Jacks, but it quickly became evident that he is just simply too big brain for such games
Why does this emanate "boov technology far to complicated for stupid human girl."
exactly 1 hour more lmfao
@@bikchingyip2275 i just noticed that too lmao
@@benjaminwasserberg7027 ikr
lmaoo i literally was thinking the same thing it was why i started watching jacks play through first bc it was shorter but then i started this one as well and understood immediately why
This was all so entertaining to watch! I'm the voice of Poppy and Stella Greyber, thank you so much for playing the new chapter! Seeing you trying to kill Poppy and find the entrance absolutely made my day!! 🤣👌
You did very good with the voices. Really fitting for the characters and hopefully we get to see more of it in Chapter 3. Talented voice actress keep up the good work 😊
@@noahdoesmusic8970 Thank you so much! ❤
You really did knock the voices out of the park! Poppy’s colder personality made me shiver
Also did they tell you if Poppy is good or evil?
Love your voice! It's adorable
youre so good!!!! awesome job!
Markiplier complaining that mommy long legs isn’t “powerful enough” to talk the way she does…..
He’s faithful to the true example of power, Lady Dimitrescu
Mark should've fed the candy cat, he wouldn't regret it.
So true
Lol
@@coltfamilycasper8888 yep
.
he only feeds dogs
Hearing Markiplier laugh hysterically, muttering nonstop, and shouting about knowing what to do and not looking at the chat makes me wonder what Amy is living with.
She’s living with pure, constant entertainment
“ don’t tell amy”
I know see why he says that
wdym by "what" 😭😭😭
Welcome to the world of streamers
To be fair the amount of misinformation in stream chats is mind boggling
After seeing how Markiplier was so stubborn to solve the leaving the room and following Poppy puzzle in his way and drove chat insane, I'm pretty sure he's not just a masochist but also a sadist.
Oh absolutely
Hey! Did you know God is three in one!? The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit! Bless them!
Jesus died for our sins, rose from the dead, and gives salvation to everyone who believes in him and follows his commandants!
Have a blessed day, everyone!!! ❤
I don't believe in god
Two sides, same coin.
That, my boy, is Sadomasochism
I LOVE how Mark unnecessarily overcomplicated things for 14 minutes at the beginning
Mark: I’m not a masochist
- wants door to crush him
-“WE HAVE TO THROW OURSELVES INTO THE PIT ITS THE ONLY WAY I SWEAR”
- “she’s going to crush my insides… alright i trust her”
- “make me take it! Make me”
- “you don’t have the POWER im looking for”
- “I’m gonna take the hard path”
- “drop it on my head”
- “give me something tough”
- stands inbetween another door so it crushes him
- “I really want to throw myself into this pit”
- “I can take it, I just wanted to see how much my body can handle”
- “why cant i twist myself into oblivion?”
- “im here trying to destroy myself in irresponsible ways”
LMFAO
HES not a masochist, it just so happens that HIS CHARACTER is a masochist
Unsafe speed pull lever to stop
Mark: HAHAHA NO. I WANNA GO FASTER
It’s almost seems like it’s not a joke anymore😳
(honestly, him and Amy are the only ones that know that answer😂)
Edit: I’m referring to the fact that they’ve known each other for so long, nothing else-
It all started on that ooeration he had no anesthesia
37:45 i just can’t get over the fact that mark is dragging around a corpse… and calling it poochie
chica: I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!
IT IS A CORPSE??? I THOUGHT IT WAS A TOY
@@johnnyboy5916 the toys are all covered in blood and eyeless so i’m assuming they were alive at some point and are now dead 💀
@@johnnyboy5916 strangely enough so did I...for...some reason
We gotta save the poochie
0:12
Mark : "It's not because I'm a Masochist, I just wanna see how much I can take"
Everyone : _"He Said It! He Said The Thing!!!"_
"This might be the hardest pizzle in gaming history" Obsessed with the fact that Mark said this about a "puzzle" that just wanted him to walk back through the opening he came in through that Poppy was right next to. Truly a gaming genius, this one.
A nearly foolproof way of trapping Markipliar in a room is to scatter a bunch of random stuff in it and just leave the door open.
Exactly. Cuz that open door. That can’t be it.
@@anonymousme3571 That'd almost be too easy!
No… you have to add a ladder
@@broadwayviolinist4596 with bright lights pointing towards it, but come on it can't be that obvious
It also works for DnD players.
My old party once got stuck trying to solve a cabinet, for almost 2 hours, because there's no way the door is just open.
*Markiplier trying to kill Poppy for over 10 minutes*
Chat: “Markiplier, no!!!”
Markiplier: “Markiplier, YES!!!”
Very surprised that this has 1.8k likes and no (13) replies
Its honestly more like 30 minutes
TO BE CORRECT IT WAS 30 MINUTES
No,no, im with mark on this one
Spongebob reference?
Marks whole play through of this game is literally just summed up as “ALRIGHT FINE”
@ DON'T you should get a father now
@@catacrysm04 dont ask for the impossible dude
@@infrakazos 💀
@@infrakazos Ooof
The way Mark gets so happy and looks so proud to see his friend in the game is so heartwarming ❤
Puzzle games really need to put a room in them with something that looks like a puzzle but is not and has no result or outcome. if the player spends more than 15 minutes on it, they get an achievement simply called "Markiplier."
this would be perfect in a game with the concept of each level being a room with a locked door, and a puzzle to unlock it, then theres a room with a difficult puzzle with no outcome (like you said) but the door is unlocked the whole time, and you only figure that out when you try using the door
would love to see this with smth like portal
@Joanna that cutout always says the same date
Mr. Oof then mark would probably solve it in like 5 seconds
He'd solve the non existing and not get his own achievement: (
Other gamers: terrified and run away when Mommy counts down
Mark: literally stands in her face.
Lmao
Mark ain’t no coward! -That or he’s just a masochist-
Oh, I see
He wanted to know what she was gonna do
What are you gonna do?
Mark: "I'm not a Masochist."
Also Him: "I want you to pour a fountain of hate on me"
@@makhtydh bruh what?
I think he just didn't want ppl hating on the team that made the game
a fountain of hate...
AND IT WILL COME
LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN
@@adummyguy POURING DOWN ON ME
@@Fuck_handles AND IT WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL THE END IS HERE
Markiplier’s reaction with the pipe and with Jacksepticeye in this video is just priceless and hilarious at the same time! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dev team: Let’s make the game less buggy and make sure people can see things clearly
Markiplier: Let’s brake the game in every way, play it wrong, and look in random spots thinking he’s is big brain.
that's why he makes a great play tester
@@ilikepigeons6101 exacly
*break *he is
@@jovankabroz6858 exactly
Cant play a game wrong
We all missed him so now we can get more time with Markiplier when he is goofing around. Thanks Markiplier so making it so enjoyable.
For* making it. Not hate just helping
Classic Markiplier always being goofy and funny never fails to entertain every time
@@SweetforS I wouldn't really call that help
@@kwoni3337 bro I’m just helping ppl get better grammar
@@kwoni3337 bro I’m just helping ppl get better grammar
Mark: I'm not a masochist
Mark: She's going to eat my insides, sounds like a good time
“Please direct all of your hate to me”
Look I dont think he means *literally* eating him if you know what im saying 😏
@ DON'T Ok
@@kingpoto6628 😳😏
27:51 That look she's giving you was worth all of the struggle! 😂
Mark was trolling the chat HARD in this gameplay. Glad to have him back.
That birthday prediction was the funniest shit I have seen in a while. 42:33
It helps that June 28th is also MY birthday. So it kinda spooked me lol. Mark took that much easier than I did
Off by a day for mine. 27th for me.
@@ilikethecokev2 same, mines the 29th
I think the developers did that on purpose to mess with Mark.
“Just- just have a nap.”
52:27 Mark: *happily laughing because he won the memory *
The voice: « Round 2 »
Mark: « What- »
Lol
*w h a t*
It was like
𝑾. 𝑯. 𝑨. 𝑻.
* W. H. A. T. - ?*
@@Shimisthebestie *W.*
*H.*
*A.*
*T.*
This is the best definition of “he’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit”
Yes. Just yes
42:35 it’s giving
“that’ll be easy for you geminis”
“how how did he know i was a gemini HOW DID HE KNOW I WAS A GEMINI I DID NOT PUT MY BIRTHDAY IN”
"Was that the Ludwig of 87?!"
Love how he's making fun of himself the most out of everybody, I love you man
Jack did the exact same thing 🤣
@@jacobtreadwell-jones8313 I just came from his playthrough and I was laughing at both of them pulling that reference. XD