Send that dang turtle to JAIL! FINALE | Monopoly [ROUND 6-2]

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  • @sprightlyoaf9583
    @sprightlyoaf9583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7387

    "You're in no position to negotiate. You're in a position to beg," is one of the rawest things I've ever heard.

    • @jeemsers
      @jeemsers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Do you have a timestamp for that?

    • @scowlybee7278
      @scowlybee7278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      @@jeemsers around 2:30

    • @jeemsers
      @jeemsers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@scowlybee7278 thank you!

    • @justins5666
      @justins5666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Real Bane from Dark Knight Rises energy

    • @spawnofkermit2687
      @spawnofkermit2687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Mr. Business Unchained

  • @tvftw1
    @tvftw1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5964

    Arin's 5 stages of losing: Denial, bargaining, bargaining, bargaining, anger

    • @dexterityisbetterthanstren8961
      @dexterityisbetterthanstren8961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      You’re not wrong

    • @antiphon000
      @antiphon000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      barganger, barganger, barganger, barganger, barganger.

    • @Phos9
      @Phos9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Denial, bargaining, anger bargaining anger anger bargaining bargaining acceptance bargaining depression bargaining anger

    • @KaseyKaiBlack
      @KaseyKaiBlack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      And then Bargaining ft. Anger

    • @papbappow
      @papbappow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this is it this is the best comment xD

  • @CyrilOfTheWind
    @CyrilOfTheWind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2393

    Arin's like a gigolo ready to burst and Dan is saying five more turns AT LEAST

    • @annoying_wendigo2122
      @annoying_wendigo2122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Ohmahgawd, I never made that reference till now!

    • @GrayCole96
      @GrayCole96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I don’t remember what game this is from but I can so clearly hear it in my brain and it’s driving me nuts

    • @inverseamnesia4997
      @inverseamnesia4997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Gray Cole it was from Battle Kid

    • @artsyebonyrose
      @artsyebonyrose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You sir have made my evening

    • @CyrilOfTheWind
      @CyrilOfTheWind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@artsyebonyrose glad to help lol

  • @jamesd.t.j.9754
    @jamesd.t.j.9754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3062

    Arin: "A fair trade!"
    Dan: "I want an UNfair trade."
    Arin: "Why would I do that?!"
    Dan: "Because you're incredibly desperate."
    ....Savage Dan scares me.

    • @elscherix3099
      @elscherix3099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Savage Dan is my absolute favorite 😁

    • @zxel_the1515
      @zxel_the1515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@elscherix3099 same😁

    • @CurlyRibbon
      @CurlyRibbon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      whaen is this in the video i alredy watched it but now i want the time stamp for the laphs

    • @judalove6707
      @judalove6707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love savage Dan because it shows Arin what it's like to grovel 😈😈😈

    • @Lemon_Thief
      @Lemon_Thief 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@CurlyRibbon 16:44

  • @LMF1716
    @LMF1716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2995

    Dan: *does anything*
    Arin: "I am once again asking for your green property"

    • @kitsinthewebs222
      @kitsinthewebs222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ^

    • @judgem0rt1s23
      @judgem0rt1s23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      See, that's the kinda shit that would make me suspicious. Like, if somebody's always asking for that one thing I'd ask "Why do they want it so bad, and are they trying to buy it cheaply?"

  • @LAZERAK47V2
    @LAZERAK47V2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2264

    "I'm not going to"
    *Immediately rolls a 7*
    Add that to the compilation

    • @noahleon6549
      @noahleon6549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LAZERAK47V2 what compilation in particular?

    • @Kasaaz
      @Kasaaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      7 the most common roll.

    • @itsmanfred
      @itsmanfred 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@noahleon6549 Arin rages at video games (again)

    • @judaiyuki5597
      @judaiyuki5597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@itsmanfred silent rage is purest rage lol

    • @nickoftime602
      @nickoftime602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      John Delaney but it’s still much less common than rolling any other number

  • @conedvin
    @conedvin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2352

    *this whole episode*
    Arin: let's make a deal.
    Dan: I'm listening.
    Arin: I'll give yo-
    Dan: no.

    • @otakumarcus
      @otakumarcus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sav Edits “Dan is such an asshole”

    • @jakebit9467
      @jakebit9467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Marcus Yamamoto Honestly, Monopoly is the asshole here

  • @jpstack24
    @jpstack24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1380

    "Do you expect me to negotiate?"
    "No Mr. Hanson, I expect you to beg"

    • @Mrblobbybobby
      @Mrblobbybobby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      a man of culture I see :)

    • @BooksToAshes
      @BooksToAshes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *50 Shades of Grey has entered the chat*

    • @Chris_no_father_figure
      @Chris_no_father_figure 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BooksToAshes i don’t know what that means but I’m liking your comment anyway.

    • @TalynCo
      @TalynCo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah Dan talking like that makes weird feelings...

  • @mew2.025
    @mew2.025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1428

    “Here is my immortal soul for that one green”
    “Hold on let me see how it goes”
    “How about my soul and all my money”
    “I don’t know man”

    • @Radiationking777
      @Radiationking777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Dan wouldn't make a very good demon

    • @AlexDeLarge1
      @AlexDeLarge1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Five more turns.

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Drew Krejci desperation seasons the soul

  • @megangilstrap1542
    @megangilstrap1542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1196

    Arin’s “I have a deal” is the equivalent of “Dormamu I’ve come to bargain” but with desperation x10

    • @hopeworld_2190
      @hopeworld_2190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Desperation 100

    • @RavioLea
      @RavioLea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Danmammu, I’ve come to make a deal

    • @justinspear2566
      @justinspear2566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Losing my shit rn

    • @liamtremlett5911
      @liamtremlett5911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is the best comment hands down

    • @idbeapunk
      @idbeapunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And no success

  • @drudle
    @drudle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    "Stop winning! You're making me lose!"
    This episode has the best quotes.

  • @SporadicV2
    @SporadicV2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1958

    “You’re in a position to beg” is one of the most accidentally brutal things Dan has ever said

    • @buttssanchez6763
      @buttssanchez6763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      So this confirms that Dan is both a Furry and a Dom. A Fur-Dom.

    • @Nokomomo22
      @Nokomomo22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@buttssanchez6763 A Fur-Dan if you will.

    • @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.
      @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      SporadicV2
      I /cannot/ be more erect than I am right now. Diamond hard.

    • @jondoe7036
      @jondoe7036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@buttssanchez6763 Turns out Ross wasn't the only sadist in the Grump-fam.

    • @Radiationking777
      @Radiationking777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Everyone always thinks that dans the sweet and kind one but the truth is that his thumbs were a sign of his true crooked nature. They were a glimpse into his truly cruel self, for he is the wickedest of the grumps

  • @PrimRooks
    @PrimRooks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2778

    Arin for 99% of the episode: *Dan-mammu, I’ve come to bargain.*

    • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
      @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Literally. And it's that ten second loop on repeat

    • @sasir2013
      @sasir2013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      and dan answering: You have come to beg

    • @BigBarkleyValley
      @BigBarkleyValley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Someone please do an animation of this.

    • @CrazeeAdam
      @CrazeeAdam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And Dan be Iike: "FUNNY JOKE!"

    • @badboy98761
      @badboy98761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      J E Lmfao, YES! And in it Arin just slams his two magenta’s on the table maybe the $250 as well as he slowly tries to slide Dans green away. Dan immediately just snatches it away saying “plz just end the turn” 😂

  • @fackingcant6528
    @fackingcant6528 4 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    Some say Arin 'video game boy' Hanson 'the turtle' still haunts tennessee avenue to this day, appearing at precisely midnight to fruitlessly try to find someone who will trade him the same green property that drove him to insanity.

    • @coolgreenbug7551
      @coolgreenbug7551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he isn't actually dead, just high on crack behind the trash bins in the ally

    • @thecommonman9524
      @thecommonman9524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@coolgreenbug7551 we say he's dead because it retains any of his remaining dignity.

  • @TKBold
    @TKBold 4 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    17:10
    "Ohmygod you're so wealthy."
    "Fifty bucks dude! And I'm only gonna keep getting more wealthy, UNLESS we do the trade!"
    "That's... total horseshit."
    "It's not horseshit because then you'll have more properties to put down!"
    "If you land once on the things you're headed toward right now... you'll owe me six hundred dollars."
    "And a roll of the dice, how-how-how's that gonna happen. How frequent is that gonna happen? But if you own half the board, it'll happen MUCH faster. Maybe it'll NEVER happen!"
    "It happens if you roll a 4, 6, or 7."
    **roll dice**
    "Uh, I'm not going to."
    **rolls a seven**
    "That's a seven. Thank you."
    "...Oh my god..."
    "..."
    "..."
    "...Wanna make a trade, Arin?"
    Best exchange in this whole video. Almost burst out laughing.

    • @AislinKageno
      @AislinKageno 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The pure silence after the piece hits and Arin pauses and pays the money is SO HARSH.

    • @St4rDustSpirit
      @St4rDustSpirit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This moment was magical x3

    • @basicallyplaced
      @basicallyplaced 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm back from the animation

    • @narsheguard6417
      @narsheguard6417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why do youtube comments think that just quoting chunks of the video actually contributes. Piss off.

    • @flybot98
      @flybot98 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@narsheguard6417 sour sammy

  • @jreiland07
    @jreiland07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1948

    I can envision Arin at the grade school lunch table, trying to get everyone to trade their Snack Pack for his bologna sandwich.

    • @VoilaTadaOfficial
      @VoilaTadaOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      He is... BOLOGNA MAN! Starts Friday.

    • @zoiker3512
      @zoiker3512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I would trade 4 snack packs for a bite of Arin's bologna

    • @zoiker3512
      @zoiker3512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Sandwich

    • @nickoftime602
      @nickoftime602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Birniac s. Good save

    • @chainsawpanda2
      @chainsawpanda2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean. If it was a FRIED Bologna sandwich then hell yeah.

  • @misscaelum2510
    @misscaelum2510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    "I'm gonna kiss you so... violently." 😂😂 Only Arin would threaten a man with kisses-- Unfortunately for him, Dan has become immune to it.

    • @senatorsparky
      @senatorsparky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Spider Kiss!

    • @KatieCatWalker
      @KatieCatWalker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A kiss with a fist is better than none

    • @theincarnationofsin
      @theincarnationofsin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What about Judas?

    • @drudle
      @drudle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Immune to kisses? Or immune to threats?

    • @mikaylacoggins3741
      @mikaylacoggins3741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jokes on Arin, Dan's a power bottom.

  • @w1ll0ww
    @w1ll0ww 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1564

    Dan: “ARIN, STOP! everyone is going to call me a huge tool!”
    comment section: *applause at Dan’s slow and steady finesse*

    • @M3xicanAmerican1
      @M3xicanAmerican1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      w1ll0ww don’t hate the playa hate the game

    • @AncroKT
      @AncroKT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Dan had his hand firmly on the tiller for this whole game and I absolutely salute him for it. Arin can surrender at any time if he feels the game is lost, Dan does not need to let him buy back into the game at his expense.

    • @silorion9967
      @silorion9967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      We all know Dan can do no wrong.

    • @grandsquanchrum
      @grandsquanchrum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@AncroKT If roles were swapped Arin would have made that trade, though. It's not like they're actually competing.

    • @AlexDeLarge1
      @AlexDeLarge1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@grandsquanchrum
      Lol I doubt it. I truly don't believe this for a second. But I also think Dan would not even attempt to trade and would instead sit and angrily sulk that he's losing. Either way it's funny.

  • @astressed_celia
    @astressed_celia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    17:43 'Dan proceeds to slap Arin in the face to demonstrate his wealth.'

    • @JaggSwag230
      @JaggSwag230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I can only picture that now whenever I see this XD
      Shoocharu has once again cursed my mind

    • @jakelefebvre2739
      @jakelefebvre2739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JaggSwag230 same here

    • @havick27
      @havick27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      One of my fav animated scenes ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @NekogamiKun127
    @NekogamiKun127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +650

    "You're in a position to beg" has some very powerful energy. I just can't figure out if it's kinky or not.

    • @jennyhughey7557
      @jennyhughey7557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Idk but it was definitely hot

    • @Xgameboy17X
      @Xgameboy17X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Oh it's definitely kinky.

    • @elizabethsmith7224
      @elizabethsmith7224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      With Dan it's always kinky.

    • @mikebakster2540
      @mikebakster2540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When isn’t this show kinky

    • @DeezNutz-mq6oy
      @DeezNutz-mq6oy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Game Grumps when my parents walk in:

  • @geoffreypeterson8903
    @geoffreypeterson8903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    Arin: "Dan, you're my best friend."
    Also Arin: "Dan, wanna play Wheel of Fortune and Monopoly?!"

    • @LAZERAK47V2
      @LAZERAK47V2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Arin's kink is destroying his friendships.

    • @cameronprice4922
      @cameronprice4922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LAZERAK47V2 But he always loses. xD

    • @conormurphy4328
      @conormurphy4328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cameron Price he doesn’t lose, he merely fails to win.

    • @Smartz118
      @Smartz118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is he a sadist or a masochist? Or a switch? We'll never know!

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The fact that they are still friends after multiple games of monopoly only proves how strong their bond is.

  • @MrEpic-qe2tt
    @MrEpic-qe2tt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1488

    Dan: _breathes_
    Arin: So here's a new deal

  • @blnkdan
    @blnkdan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    The Video Game Boy was always at a disadvantage when he decided to go against Mr. Business at a game about business

    • @artsyebonyrose
      @artsyebonyrose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      why do I hear boss music

    • @artsyebonyrose
      @artsyebonyrose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      LITERAL 'boss' music too lmao

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's Mr. Bisnu to you punk

    • @maxman1602
      @maxman1602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's *Dr* Business, thank you very much.

  • @GravyBaconPancake
    @GravyBaconPancake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +977

    Dan: You're in no position to negotiate
    Arin: *I'M IN EXACTLY THE POSTION TO NEGOTIATE*
    Dan: You're in a position to beg 😂

  • @BigHailFan
    @BigHailFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    "Hey Dan."
    "What is it Joke Yoda?..."
    "I have a deal for you.~"

  • @rai7988
    @rai7988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    Wow this may be the shortest yet biggest thrashing Arin has ever received

  • @D-OveRMinD
    @D-OveRMinD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    God damn I love these. Not a minute in, "the money's gonna go in your favor, DIPSHIT."
    I'm dying.

    • @josequirits3435
      @josequirits3435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly a minute so they didn't have to edit it out

  • @hawwy1987
    @hawwy1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    17:50 "Don't give up, persistence is the key to success" said the monopoly guy, after Arin persistently tried to bargain with dan throughout the episode

  • @emmazab4293
    @emmazab4293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    Dan: refuses to negotiate with Arin again
    Arin: *"I AM GONNA KISS YOU SO VIOLENTLY"*
    I wish these were the kinds of threats I got.

    • @whateverIFeelLike
      @whateverIFeelLike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I almost made a joke where I was going to word for word quote Arin here, but then I realized that would look suuuuper creepy

    • @siyotsistu
      @siyotsistu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whateverIFeelLike dont worry man, I got you.
      *aHEM*
      "I'M GONNA KISS YOU SO VIOLENTLY!"

  • @poopdascoop4797
    @poopdascoop4797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    "Do you know the story of the horse and the turtle? The turtle always wins." You are a tortoise...

    • @hata6290
      @hata6290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      technically a tortoise is a turtle.

    • @SudoBurger
      @SudoBurger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You mean he's the video game tortoise?

    • @judalove6707
      @judalove6707 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao I wish this was a meme

    • @theburritomonkey9900
      @theburritomonkey9900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@hata6290 A turtle lives in water, a tortoise walks on land. A turtle's not a tortoise. It's not hard to understand

    • @DahPeppin0
      @DahPeppin0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      23:39

  • @MaineCoonHazard1
    @MaineCoonHazard1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    For some reason, the joke of Arin desperately trying to offer Dan a more winnable situation, still makes me laugh.

    • @ZanAzoth
      @ZanAzoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And yet, sadly, Dan's choices were stupid beneficial, even though out of pure luck lol

    • @TheOscarvarium
      @TheOscarvarium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Not really, all the trades were very much in Arin's favour. Dan was in no real danger, so just forcing the game out meant Arin was likely to end up hitting his loaded-up properties eventually. If you have (virtually) no way to lose then it's better to keep it that way than to create a lose condition for yourself.

    • @redmoko9837
      @redmoko9837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TheOscarvarium yeah, but then they could've finished playing monopoly more quickly which is a total win for everyone involved.

    • @Alter292
      @Alter292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheOscarvarium this comment here. Even if the face value is the same, you start a bad chain reaction for yourself. Games like this or fortune street, I bleed them dry for a trade they want

    • @Mythicalthebutterfly
      @Mythicalthebutterfly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zan Azoth the whole point of the game is to screw everyone you play with, asking for a green, the second highest paying amount on the board, for the 3rd lowest property is a shit trade, dan was doing it right, the games not about being fair, the whole point is to be defensive and screw everyone else at not getting anything, dan had a solid run and a good set, and his money was being well managed, arin screwed himself on his own early in the game, and just acted like a sore loser

  • @carjax777
    @carjax777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    When you look at the time left as Dan gets the orange set and you realize Arin is going to slowly bleed for half an hour... 😄

    • @bengal4047
      @bengal4047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That's one of the things that makes Monopoly so brutal. When you lose, it's a slow, lingering death that you see coming several hours in advance. You have a lot of time to just marinate in the fact that you're absolutely screwed

  • @fullmoon3412
    @fullmoon3412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    In this episode, Arin evolves into Ultra Grumpy Grump

    • @otakumarcus
      @otakumarcus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      fullmoon and he transform from a regular ass turtle to a Mega Koopa Troopa

    • @joyfreg89
      @joyfreg89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BUT DAN Doesn't have enough badges to train him!!÷!

    • @balckfire344
      @balckfire344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hope he gets a gigantamax form soon

    • @Pyrodragon3993
      @Pyrodragon3993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@balckfire344 Aw shit bro, gigantamax slim thicc got me magnitude 10 quaking

    • @CrazeeAdam
      @CrazeeAdam 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And a crack fiend for trading

  • @JamesAllender
    @JamesAllender 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I'M LIKE A GOD DAMN BUSINESSMAN, READY TO TRADE! AND HE'S LIKE NO! 5 MORE TURNS. AT LEAST!

  • @nezbut7
    @nezbut7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "well i dont have money to give you so what do you WANT ME TO DO? A KISS ON THE CHEEK?!!?"
    20:32

  • @wittymchitty
    @wittymchitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Can someone please animate Arin as Doctor Strange and Dan as Dormammu, and include all the times Arin wants Dan to take the bargain?

    • @Tacotacotacotac
      @Tacotacotacotac 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That would really be funny to see.

    • @autumn629
      @autumn629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      YES

    • @kittykatmt
      @kittykatmt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @axelvids893
      @axelvids893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Danmammu, lets make a deal

    • @vincentsalinas-piper146
      @vincentsalinas-piper146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can already picture the “Roll higher than a 3 dammit!” from part 1 of this game.

  • @jonathanrobinson8926
    @jonathanrobinson8926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    "You drive a weird bargain." may be my new favorite line.

    • @Michael-kp4bd
      @Michael-kp4bd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wish he responded "I drive a tobarggan" but alas

  • @yourimaginaryfriend661
    @yourimaginaryfriend661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    “You’re in a position to beg” - Leigh Daniel Avidan 2020

  • @LynkJRayvonn
    @LynkJRayvonn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    17:48 When the voice over said "persistence is the key to success" after Arin had been nothing but persistent the whole game, I nearly lost my shit.

    • @mcbd6970
      @mcbd6970 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Don’t give up, persistence is the key to success!” Cut to Arin sweating violently throwing deeds and money at a rich a pompous Danny

  • @nightowl9398
    @nightowl9398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    Dan: “It happens if you roll a 4, 6, or 7”
    Arin: “I’m not going to-“
    Dan: “That’s a seven, thank you”
    (Silence)
    Dan: *”Hey Arin, wanna trade?”*
    They make me laugh too much XD

    • @sourghost7186
      @sourghost7186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Which point does that happen

    • @aringrogan6250
      @aringrogan6250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      17:35

    • @dinoboi7756
      @dinoboi7756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Well now you're gonna have to make it worth MY while."

  • @JediSasquatch
    @JediSasquatch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    The problem is that they always play with only two players (even when Matt and Ryan were there and they could have potentially had four???) and there's never a reason to trade when there are only 2 players. Having more players makes Monopoly infinitely more interesting, because players can trade in mutually beneficial ways because they're trying to screw over another player who has the most power.
    These episodes are still hilarious though, if only because Arin gets so, so mad.

    • @swaggymungdaal
      @swaggymungdaal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      so true, pretty sure their first ever match of monopoly is the only one they did with more than 2 players (and even those were AI) and because of that, it's their most interesting match to watch

    • @LazyDogJumper
      @LazyDogJumper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Petition to have the next Guest Grump play Monopoly with them. Bonus if its Raleigh Ritchie or the Schneiders.

    • @solanceDarkMOW
      @solanceDarkMOW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      3+ players also makes the auction mechanic more fair

    • @seabass819
      @seabass819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe they only have 2 controllers?

    • @MrsCurioCheerio
      @MrsCurioCheerio 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lex Vanguard You can play with AI

  • @DaemonMunkir
    @DaemonMunkir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    "..."
    "..."
    "..."
    "Wanna make a trade Arin?"

    • @NWRIBronco6
      @NWRIBronco6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "Well now you're gonna have to make it worth my while."

  • @TWW--AP
    @TWW--AP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    17:42 When the silence is louder than any rage Arin has ever spoken...

  • @Dandicoot1
    @Dandicoot1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    The amount of times Danny said something like "now I just need this" and the game delivered it IMMEDIATELY was insane

    • @bengal4047
      @bengal4047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dan's amazing luck in Monopoly counteracts his horrendous luck in Wheel of Fortune, restoring balance to the universe

  • @sheep1336
    @sheep1336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Arin in this episode just reminds me of the Bernie Sanders 'I am once again asking for your financial support' meme

    • @miguelguedes3411
      @miguelguedes3411 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i am once again asking for your green tile

  • @DarkestDion
    @DarkestDion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    Drinking Game: Take a drink whenever Arin propose a trade.

    • @sircharlesninefingers4170
      @sircharlesninefingers4170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I like my liver, thanks.

    • @xavierestelles9327
      @xavierestelles9327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Do you have a death wish?

    • @kingsora1757
      @kingsora1757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I am now plastered and demand you return my lost braincells

    • @charyoshi1
      @charyoshi1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      drinking for 39 minutes straight sounds like a bad drinking game

    • @Aquila009
      @Aquila009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Let’s do this....
      Why am I in Mexico all of the sudden?

  • @michaelhuh8397
    @michaelhuh8397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    It’s comforting to know that while most things will fade, Monopoly will still ruin friendships decades into the future

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      After the apocalypse, 500 years from now, someone will unearth a copy of Monopoly, translate the words to their language, teach people how to play it, and then ruin their friendship with those people

  • @mlgdk3499
    @mlgdk3499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    That moment at 17:40 was beautiful. Dan's follow-up "wanna make a trade, Arin?" gave me strong "grab your reward, Arin" vibes, from the Christmas Race game. This Monopoly match was a true gem.

  • @fezmel
    @fezmel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    2:20 - Are you some kind of FOOL?!” The way he said that cracked me up so hard.

  • @Sygmus6
    @Sygmus6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    17:01 Had to watch this part again after seeing that 24 hour animation.

  • @samuelyoung7856
    @samuelyoung7856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    I really wanted to see Arian’s face when Dan said “You know what?... well,no”. The seventeenth time he said that was great

    • @xenalin1
      @xenalin1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Arian" lol

  • @RockR277
    @RockR277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Man last time I played this game I remember my friend making a deal with me that he thought I wouldn't take and I'm like "hell yeah dude" and he goes "wait, really? well now I don't know if I wanna do that" and I feel like I had a similar energy to what Arin's putting out here.

  • @BiomeBreaker
    @BiomeBreaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    3 days ago: monopoly Part 1
    Me: YES I love when they play monopoly
    Today: F I N A L E
    Me: Bruh..........

    • @kaidinlarson9004
      @kaidinlarson9004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The people deserve a rematch

    • @swaggymungdaal
      @swaggymungdaal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      that's what i was saying, i was honestly really disappointed with the first part of this match, i could have just not even watched this finale and i still would know for a fact that arin received a hardcore ass whooping

    • @patrickrehl1869
      @patrickrehl1869 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Excuse me are we a joke to you haha. It was super lopsided from the beginning

    • @AlexDeLarge1
      @AlexDeLarge1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@swaggymungdaal Are you fucking kidding, it was the most beautiful thing ever. This was literally the funniest Monopoly game in Game Grumps history.

    • @swaggymungdaal
      @swaggymungdaal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AlexDeLarge1 in terms of what the grumps say in this episode, yeah it's pretty funny, i just mean the gameplay itself was pretty hard to watch, and i'm not even the type of person who gets mad when they don't understand simple things in games like a lot of other people do

  • @thomastegroen1274
    @thomastegroen1274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Dan:
    Arin: "I am once again asking for your financial support."

  • @MemiKekedo
    @MemiKekedo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    17:44 Arin just going completely silent for a good bit was hilarious. Thank you.

  • @smugsneasel
    @smugsneasel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    It's a good thing Arin never went the route of a criminal negotiator as a career. Imagine how badly THAT would turn out.

    • @conormurphy4328
      @conormurphy4328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      “I’ll get you a helicopter for three hostages”
      “Hell no!”
      “Ok three helicopters for one hostage and $25”

    • @thatgirlinamask8699
      @thatgirlinamask8699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No!? What are you doing!?
      Fine, an airfleet, and two battleships for the ropes on the hostage and $10

    • @brenpop3454
      @brenpop3454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Okay, how about a trade?"
      "Don't fucking say it."
      "I'll give you two magenta--"

    • @badboy98761
      @badboy98761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Fine a battle ship cruiser a silver medal with your name and a $100 for the receipt of your equipment”

  • @ThisIsCSDX
    @ThisIsCSDX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Arin: I got a great deal for you, Dan.
    Dan: No.
    That's it. That's the entire episode.

    • @jalajko6070
      @jalajko6070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yea and it kinda made it boring to watch

    • @guidojacobs2002
      @guidojacobs2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jalajko6070 I don't know, hearing the desperation in Arin's voice was fun.

    • @jalajko6070
      @jalajko6070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@guidojacobs2002 it was fun the first episode now it became the same joke for 2 episodes

    • @guidojacobs2002
      @guidojacobs2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jalajko6070 Did you watch them all at once?

    • @jalajko6070
      @jalajko6070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@guidojacobs2002 yea, but i watched marathons of their other videos and they repeat the same joke but they add something new to it, this is just Dan playing like you would play with your frineds at each other houses. I personally would find it more fun if Dan risked it more this was a clear win for Dan, there was no risk, i mean there was at the end but stil

  • @urboytoad547
    @urboytoad547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    Damn, I thought I missed like 3-5 other parts of Monopoly. Nope, it's just the finale 😂 Does Arin not want to repeat history?

    • @otakumarcus
      @otakumarcus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      JumpingJunipers it’s never the finale for monopoly

    • @madrox8
      @madrox8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      well tbf the other episodes of monopoly where still in the 10 min episode length vs the 40min legnths now, so its still about the same amount of time

    • @urboytoad547
      @urboytoad547 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@madrox8 Oh definitely! I actually thought about that after. I still have to get used of these 30-40min videos than the 10-18 mins videos.

    • @loveshell4851
      @loveshell4851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I like the longer episodes :) but it does take some time when you watch the whole episode and then realize it’s almost a hour later

    • @Nokomomo22
      @Nokomomo22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@loveshell4851 that's why I watch before bed so I can listen to their agony in my dreams ♡♡♡

  • @fundement9836
    @fundement9836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    *15 Minutes of Bargaining*
    "I'm not desperate!"

  • @redcoin4772
    @redcoin4772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “You’re not in a position to negotiate...You’re in a position to BEG” - Dan “Savage” Avidan

  • @XneverstopfightingX
    @XneverstopfightingX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Game grumps: posts new monopoly video at lunch time.
    Me: “oh good, I needed some salt for my fries”

    • @Deadlineontop
      @Deadlineontop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Smooth dude

    • @ColeckZz
      @ColeckZz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Please dont eat fries for lunch

  • @Ryan6.022
    @Ryan6.022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    "the whole point is winning, crushing the life out of your opponent" -Dan

  • @Brecornaut
    @Brecornaut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    The silence after Arin rolled a 7 was equivalent to someone breaking into my house and snapping my neck.

  • @thindiesel11
    @thindiesel11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Mom: "Go to bed, son, you have school tomorrow!"
    10 year old me: "Just 5 more turns..."

    • @PhyreI3ird
      @PhyreI3ird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mom: "You're not in a position to negotiate..."

  • @austinreed5805
    @austinreed5805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    17:10
    Arin and Dan’s roles switch in just over 30 seconds. XD

  • @DiscoSamurai
    @DiscoSamurai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "Stop winning! It's making me lose!"
    I can't stop laughing. Arin wanting to negotiate with Dan also had me in stitches.

  • @Howling-Heretic
    @Howling-Heretic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Dan saying "You're in a position to beg" took me WAY off guard

  • @demoncross2428
    @demoncross2428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Arin this entire episode: "I am once again asking to trade for your Green."
    I get that Dan is being the biggest propblock but can't fault the man for playing it smart.

  • @threeglassjars6051
    @threeglassjars6051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "You are in no position to negotiate, You are in a position to beg"
    Dan - 2020

  • @The_Thulhu
    @The_Thulhu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    36:23 "Let's wheel and deal, Arin."
    Gavlan Wheel? Gavlan Deal. Gavlan want soul. Many soul. With Gavlan, you wheel? You deal.

    • @TalynCo
      @TalynCo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're not the only one who thought of this haha.

  • @carlandersjohnsgardcederst8064
    @carlandersjohnsgardcederst8064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Love how with the new format, short games will have the "FINALE" tag on their first episode

    • @otakumarcus
      @otakumarcus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Zacle they need subtitles for every time they decided to replay a game

    • @conormurphy4328
      @conormurphy4328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Super paper mario episode 8 (finale)

  • @thembill8246
    @thembill8246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    "Stop being a heckin' landlord!"
    -Arin, while playing the game formerly known as The Landlord's Game

  • @TheChillennial
    @TheChillennial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "Two magentas for a green" is the "there's a grape on the ground" of 2020.

    • @dkjcb3993
      @dkjcb3993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally XD

  • @789syrus789
    @789syrus789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    35:50 “Well at least at St. Parle- Charles Place they don’t judge.”
    Arin “The Winner” Hanson 2020

  • @prodpresentday
    @prodpresentday 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    So to summarize this episode:
    Arin: "Here's the deal..."

  • @DarkGamerexe545
    @DarkGamerexe545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This entire video:
    Danny: I DON'T want your deals.
    Arin: Dormammu, I've come to bargain.

  • @andrewtaffinder
    @andrewtaffinder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Arin: *Makes a shit deal*
    Dan: *turns down the deal*
    Arin: "I'll give you 50 bucks"
    **Ah Yes, The Negotiator**

  • @DevilGeneImbued
    @DevilGeneImbued 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    2:41 Dan: "You're in the position to beg"
    I'm gonna admit. I didn't expect this, and i blushed. Cause my mind went OUT of context

  • @fuzzymcwazzy1293
    @fuzzymcwazzy1293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I'm really digging the longer episode format

  • @ghorabih
    @ghorabih 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just want to take a moment to say thank you to you guys for making Game Grumps still. Like I know it's been a long-ass time you've been doing this and I recently looked back on the very first video you made and then the very first video with Dan and it's been a long journey. All this to say that you guys rock and I love tuning in daily on your ridiculousness and awesomeness making videos so consistently. Love you guys, and I hope to see you again live once again. You are my favourite creators on this platform and I don't know what else I'd be looking forward to other than your videos. You guys have grew on me a LOT and mean a crap ton to me. Love you guys.
    - A dedicated lovely, I guess

  • @Shines.22
    @Shines.22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Ahh the classic Monopoly levels of salt immediately emanating from Arin makes me feel all warm and fuzzy

  • @capfer77018
    @capfer77018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    17:35 is hilarious. Arin's silence is deafening

  • @BjornWithASlash
    @BjornWithASlash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    A better title would be “let’s make a deal”

  • @BassClefEly
    @BassClefEly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "It's like Jean-Paul Sartre's 'No Exit'."
    Hell is other players in Monopoly.

  • @mikekazz5353
    @mikekazz5353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Dan: look at my horse my horse is amazing.

    • @monica63732
      @monica63732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also Dan: Give it a lick

    • @ryanwoon3534
      @ryanwoon3534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lau also Dan: it tastes just like NO DEAL

    • @dkjcb3993
      @dkjcb3993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you dare bring the dark depths of the internet into this comment section

  • @WEFAbender6
    @WEFAbender6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    You have no right making me feel sad over a thumbnail of a dang cartoon turtle

  • @Whtwill17
    @Whtwill17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Dan played monopoly like a king this game, what a game

  • @MotoGinji
    @MotoGinji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Let's remind them, Arin still owes Dan money

    • @otakumarcus
      @otakumarcus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      MotoGinji we also need to remind them to finish Sonic Adventure 2 & Sonic and the Secret Rings

    • @MotoGinji
      @MotoGinji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@otakumarcus yes definitely

    • @ApolloBane
      @ApolloBane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And Punchout

    • @m3tr0idgrl
      @m3tr0idgrl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And zeldas adventure on the cdi 😂💖

    • @ovolmase6724
      @ovolmase6724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And Majora's Mask

  • @pokcky
    @pokcky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "The money's gonna go in your favour, dipshit" fucking takes me out every time the fact that such a great line is in the first few minutes really tells you how great this episode is

  • @DIYote_Gaming
    @DIYote_Gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Might be saying a bit much, but these two episodes are probably the best hour of Grumps. Such a hilarious two-parter.

  • @aydenmarshall8546
    @aydenmarshall8546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Arin: I'll give you two magentas....for the green
    Dan: Ah yes the negotiator

  • @danstiver9135
    @danstiver9135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Turtles can't breathe underwater DAN! Geez Louise!

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They can when they hibernate, but only slowly
      And through their butts

    • @themysteriousone33
      @themysteriousone33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Abdega that is something I never knew I needed to know

  • @Kurobeau
    @Kurobeau 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Arin took the "Dormamu, I've come to bargain", approach to this one

  • @789syrus789
    @789syrus789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “I’m winning!” He says...Keep telling yourself that Arin.

  • @rickyrenduels5866
    @rickyrenduels5866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    17:49 “PeRsIsTeNcE iS tHe KeY tO sUcCeSs”

  • @loganmagnan
    @loganmagnan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    The funny thing is I always cheer on Dan, but this one I was like, "he could at least give him a brown!

    • @ram89572
      @ram89572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I was loving every second of the payback for all the times that Arin has knowingly given Dan bad deals that cost him the game

  • @jamescanjuggle
    @jamescanjuggle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I really should stop watching these before I sleep, I miss so much content and suddenly the next day it's the finale and I've no idea what I missed

    • @NicoTetrox
      @NicoTetrox 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      .

    • @otakumarcus
      @otakumarcus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You could just listen to this in your sleep like I do.

    • @MAS7s
      @MAS7s 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's exactly how i got here

    • @saftabi1511
      @saftabi1511 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Legit the same thing that happened to me 😂😂😂

  • @artsyebonyrose
    @artsyebonyrose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As someone who routes for Danny in every game grumps vs, this episode was VERY satisfying to watch lmao

  • @Jhylla81
    @Jhylla81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Arin mad that Dan wanted to give him a dark blue property instead of Baltic is like giving someone a high end mp3 player when they want a Walkman.

  • @Candy26262
    @Candy26262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “This is the saddest episode of the wind in the willows” oh my god that joke killed me