"Running from room to room in his house, shitting in each individual one of them, and sort of letting his hands take control" How the HELL do you come up with stuff like that? You just talk and gold comes spewing out of your mouth.
So according to this video the actual lore of the abyss watchers is one of the watchers got sick of the other watchers killing eachother so he ate them all, carrying their weight with him and thus forever making him the weight watcher. Godspeed Weight watcher, because we know you'll sure as hell need speed
Delicious stain-ridden content delivered by your favorite Papa. I normally hate post-commentary, but you didn't script it, which made you keep the magic of your delicious rants. This may be my new favorite vid of yours. #getdownwiththethiccness
Father Skid, the new mic is sounding pretty clean! I think the Discord might be having some trouble though, I'm not well versed with it, but I'm pretty sure I was in before and now I can't seem to see the server? Maybe something with the Patreon bot? Anyway, another great video! :)
When you take a picture if yourself wearing this set, and call it the same name 3 months before this video was made, great minds think alike, papa skid.
Holy heckles you're name is Chuggernaut! That was my main PvP characters name till my save files got corrupted and I had to revert back to my last save which was a long time before. Was already thinking about subbing cause I love the humor, but now I'm subbing for sure.
Skid, you're my favorite comedic DS TH-camr, and I will pledge to your Patreon account. If I was wealthy I would pledge to TakeuchiDS, Rehvion and Otzdarva too, but you have my sweaty factory dollars to yourself.
It was funny that around my friends I was joking about the Watchers calling them the Weight Watchers or Artorias Fan Club Weeaboos weeks before this video even came out.
Lord of Tenders
So-Thicc the Younger Prince
Crave Knight Gael
Lothric the Hunger Prince.
Ah man that's good too.
MyMedicinalReality Crave Knight Kale?
AKL ZEN nigga no one eats kale
Prince CaLorian
New mic caused the recording shit to flake out, so I had to do post commentary
Skidonic are you a youtube commentator now
Skidonic you are like critikal but better
Skidonic do the nameless burgerking
Oh big papa Skid has blessed us with another tour de force of sexyness and jelly... I like jelly
Lost My Sanity who are you
raser abdel who are you
Ryan Harris who are you *continues this comment train*
kim simmons who are you
Lord of the shadow realm who are you?
I love what you call everything in this game. Ashen Estus = blue powerade, Hunter charm = Oxyclean, etc. Makes me lmao every time.
also the weapons... morne's hammer = piece of notre dame, ringed paired gs = artifacts of mordor
Chickenfinger Leonhard
LeonLard*
"Running from room to room in his house, shitting in each individual one of them, and sort of letting his hands take control"
How the HELL do you come up with stuff like that? You just talk and gold comes spewing out of your mouth.
Next do the Dancer of the Irithicc Valley
Does this look like the face of mercy? Of the thicc valley
"I am a prestige 4 arena master, and I have a tactical UAV as my killstreak" xD
Fuck, this video was so fat I got here in five seconds and I'm already exhausted.
Alva, Seeker of Splurging
Lautrec, the englazed.
"somehow it fcking missed the Goliath running at me with a piece of a cathedral." I'm dying holy god suuuuubed
Will anyone point out his character is named Chuggernaut?
*Sees new Skidonic video.*
*Zzzip.*
8:44
this guy has the best commentary
Who the FUCK is my imposter?
is Doug Dimmadome?
You rang fuccboi?
Dylabee I should've known all along
You understand, I cannot have my clones running rampant *Teleports behind you* You're reign of Dimmadestruction ends here.
Dylabee *Teleports Behind You* Nothing Personnel, Kid.
"He just gonna run over here and cast a Bakugon "😂😂😂😂😂😂
Such masterfully insightful commentary, truly blessing us with your in depth knowledge of the art of Player versus Player(PvP).
So according to this video the actual lore of the abyss watchers is one of the watchers got sick of the other watchers killing eachother so he ate them all, carrying their weight with him and thus forever making him the weight watcher.
Godspeed Weight watcher, because we know you'll sure as hell need speed
another thiccessful meme Skidonic
Semen demon. That's usually what my victims have called me in the past
Typical faith user
solid name
At " he's coming at me with a piece of Notre-dame Cathedral" I laughed so hard I scared the shit out of my girlfriend and cat! xD
You lauhed so hard you started a fire in the cathedral.
*S* *E* *M* *E* *N*
*D* *E* *M* *O* *N*
This kinda of autism i need, subbed.
Skidonic this is pure gold, thank you!
That last guy. Using healing in a duel. Either Miyazaki is crying or smiling at this.
Delicious stain-ridden content delivered by your favorite Papa. I normally hate post-commentary, but you didn't script it, which made you keep the magic of your delicious rants. This may be my new favorite vid of yours. #getdownwiththethiccness
5:44 Skid finally cracks
Coming back to DS3 videos, it's weird not seeing people constantly spamming jump attack
"He's using a piece of Notre Dame Cathedral"
Clever. Real clever.
Papa Skid.
- Unsateable patches
- Anri of Applebees
- Horace the Hungry
- Chosen Unfed
I'm dry I know those were weak
this has t be one of the funniest dark slouls video i ever watched quality stuff m8
what does the 2nd group of symbols that are below the stamina bar mean?
The commentary is absolutely hilarious, love it
Father Skid, the new mic is sounding pretty clean! I think the Discord might be having some trouble though, I'm not well versed with it, but I'm pretty sure I was in before and now I can't seem to see the server? Maybe something with the Patreon bot? Anyway, another great video! :)
Awesome :) I've got a buddy who's done a few servers for our old guilds, if you can't find anyone in your circle I can check with him if need be.
These videos are the most I've laughed in months. Thank you sir hahaha
When you take a picture if yourself wearing this set, and call it the same name 3 months before this video was made, great minds think alike, papa skid.
More than a PvP master, Skidonic is effectively a Fashions Mentor
I've been waiting for this since I commented with the idea, thx for remembering to use that chespiece.
what you need to win in ds3
-some extra thicc fashion souls
-high ground
Mizou DeLaVega and shit ton R1's
Holy heckles you're name is Chuggernaut! That was my main PvP characters name till my save files got corrupted and I had to revert back to my last save which was a long time before. Was already thinking about subbing cause I love the humor, but now I'm subbing for sure.
skid your by far my favorite dank souls TH-camr
Best commentary of 2017
I dont know why but I find the title way too funny
I paused the video, and the first thing i heard when unpausing again was a burp
10/10 subscribed
''Weight watchers'' fuckin hell man dunno why but this really cracked me up xD
hmm there are 2 dark souls youtubers who use ornstein as thier logo why no one gives smough a little credit...
Just found your channel, this is amazing.
Armor set?
dude you are way too funny i cant even watch the vid cause of all the tears in my eyes
Skid, you're my favorite comedic DS TH-camr, and I will pledge to your Patreon account. If I was wealthy I would pledge to TakeuchiDS, Rehvion and Otzdarva too, but you have my sweaty factory dollars to yourself.
It was funny that around my friends I was joking about the Watchers calling them the Weight Watchers or Artorias Fan Club Weeaboos weeks before this video even came out.
i forgot how awesome your commentary is. nice vid.
Fat Iron Tarkus next.
When people ask me what do I️ get off to I️ link this video. Hehe
Papa Skid knows what bakugan is.... life complete.
can you tag channels on TH-cam?
"He pulled out 2 pieces of Mountain Doom on me"
So when can we expect vaati's new video on the lore connection between farron GS and fidget spinners?
Still waiting :(
I thought I was the only one who said blestus. I'm not alone
(Blessed infused Caestus)
Your post-commentary is hilarious.
Fidget spinning is the new beyblade.
I honestly love Valorheart, it's such a cool weapon
I must admit, the commentary is 👌
This is so brilliant.
How about Champion BUNdyr?
Aw fuck I wanted to do this ages ago when the mad phantom invasion worked.
Or the "Onion Ring Knight" while duel wielding the Ringed Knight Greatswords :D
How did they taste like?
'Weight watchers'. This is exactly what I called them before this vid. Nice XD
1:10 guess we now know how he got a piece of Notre dame
Add Shiva of the Feast to the list of future videos.
did you do a grill glove voice over by chance master lord skidonic
your commentary is all that I life for fight now it's too funny
Gotta love those thicc builds.
"Piece of a cathedral"
"Quasimodo'd me"
Send help, I can't stop laughing
What amines do you watch senpai
What about Horus The Plush
"fidget winning" IM CHARLEY SHEEN
That OxiClean joke had me dying
lol, the commentary, kkeep the good work! :)
I'm resorting to re-watching videos... please make new ones! Many of them.
Why not do Lautrec the Obese?
I want papa Skid to commentate when i have sex. All of the glorious three seconds of the act.
Can w have a compilation of Skid saying "Eat ass" over and over.
thats some nice art
oh wait
"BOOGIE2988 CUMIN AT YOU ONCE AGAIN WITH THE POWER OF THE INTERNET"
Muffin slayer tsiorg?
Fuck man, I love those.
need to do a fat cosplay with the pitchfork being a big dinner fork
+QuarterMasterGaming And the butcher knife in the other hand or perhaps the dinner plate shield.
you do realize that the farron greatsword can fuckin parry
Arctic Owl 8:47
do you play on ps4
piece of Notre Dame Cathedral
straight out of fatorias training camp, the obese watchers
I hate it when i cant saute people with my fire bombs
hefty knight Hodrick or Horace the heavy.
Bakugan
Anri of Asstora Ft. Winged Knight chestpiece/leggings
Papa skid my body is ready