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When you said what you did about being told to pick up roast beef off the floor, wash it and put it back on the slicer I remembered a restaurant I worked at in college. Expensive cut of beef used for steak sandwiches was sliced daily. One time the cook slicing it nicked their finger. Most places, a drop of blood on a pile of expensive meat would result in 'pick off the meat it touched and throw that away.' Not this owner. He threw the whole pile out. I doubt anyone EVER got sick from this place's food. He deservedly was very well respected by his workers and the whole town.
In my teens, I worked housekeeping, for a local resort hotel & would pass thru the kitchen on a regular basis.. nearly every day I would walk in on a food fight involving salads & shrimp.. the staff was told to clean it up & use the food for diners. Yuck!! To this day, forty years later, I refuse to eat there..
I've broken a "seagull manager" before. His idea of "inspiring" his crew to work harder/faster was to cuss them out... while customers were around. I got complaints about this nightly. SUPER fun guy to work under, as you might imagine. Also, has nothing to do with how I broke him.
The short of it is that he kept informing me (a mere cashier) along with our supervisor of the impossible goals he was setting for us, and when I calmly and reasonably pointed out why that logically couldn't work, he found he COULD NOT say it to me anymore. I was being reasonable. I was not being disrespectful in my manner. When he realized I would not simply say, "Wow! Sure, boss, we'll get that done!" he broke down and would force my supervisor to parrot his line of what our orders were. This was a woman who walked away a few moments before agreeing with me. I'm sure any observers of this interaction were highly amused. I'm told my facial expressions are as clear as spoken words, so he would still have understood my meaning without my words, which I didn't say in response to his making a puppet of our supervisor.
That’s an insult towards Regina George. She was actually really smart and learned her lesson.
Someone I know once got a satnav, this was when they were still a new thing, and to test it they set it up for their work route one day. The satnav told them to turn down a road they wouldn't normally go down so they called it a stupid thing and ignored it. This happened in Warsaw, which for those who don't know has a massive river going through it that goes through Poland almost splitting the whole country in half. When the person I know didn't turn at the turn where the satnav told them to, they got told to turn left while they were on the road where just left of them was this river.
Yeah, old satnavs at least could apparently be able to write in r/prorevenge
In life you have to balance out 3 things Time, health and money.
Too much time -without money is you being unemployed -missing health you are sick and unable to work.
A lot of money -without time means you are working your ass off and can't see your friends. missing health is a burn out waiting to happen.
Healthy -without money is you working to just barely feed yourself -without time means you are in debt desperately trying to clear your debt.
33:00: the pizza MC reminded me of a story from my sister about a woman who wanted her burger put through the cooker twice. The cashier tried to tell her that the burger would come out dried and gross, but she bit his head off. The cashier sent the order through. My sister came out front and said the same thing. The woman bit her head off, my sister gave her a “slap your face off for disrespecting me” look, went in the back and did as demanded. Everyone knows how big a whopper is. What came out was a hockey puck. Same size, same color, same hardness. She tapped the burger and it made a knocking sound. My sister nonchalantly made the burger with the cashier giving her a wide eyed look. She shooed him out and waited. A few seconds later, psycho woman came back and began tearing into the cashier. My sister went out and began tearing into her, reminding her of what she wanted, how she was warned twice and how she wouldn’t listen. She offered to make one more and make it the suggested way, but if she insisted on a double cooking, she may as well eat the current burger because the second one would end up the same way. She reluctantly agreed
The "machines must have no down time" reminded me of Jim Collins book Good to Great. That book's message was that productivity had to consider contribution to the end goals. The bottleneck in such situations is almost always shortage of inventory storage space.
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I used to work for a place that an apple in it's name and I never got any breaks .And I quit without giving a notice .
My family comes from the prairies but I grew up in the mountains.
When asking for directions at a small prairie gas station I got “head towards Tom’s old house and about 5 miles out turn left where the old church use to be”.
I called my cousin and he couldn’t do much better so I made him come and meet us at the gas station and lead us to my aunts house. It was 9pm and I NEVER would have found that place.
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This was great. I just love good Malicious Compliance. Thanks to all OPs and KCC for this.
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I'm just going to say this: If I ever get in a situation where I'm doing the workload of 2 or more people and don't get the commensurate raise, my place of work will be another person short. If they don't want to get with the times (and pay the workers), they can flounder. I'm not gonna be the last rat on that sinking ship.
Good afternoon to all and Aloha from Maui! 😊
Hmmm, i learned to thicken alfredo sauce with parmigiano cheese... is that some soupy American cheese stuff? Never seen that happen
I have had an issue with a company not receiving a fax. Because, apparently, i never sent it! I also sent it hundreds of times....oh they got it all right.
In germany u learn about the basic (sometimes even more) employment laws in school.
i thouht that said grammarly
Good system. Wish we had something like that here in the US. My grandparents didn’t do a good job training me how to stand up for myself. Rather the opposite. They tried to raise me to always be a yes-man and never say no to anything unless it was illegal or unchristian
The last one lol we were on vacation in Boston and in one of the tunnels and the GPS told us to make a U turn.... um... doesn't work like that Brenda (idk why, but friend named the GPS Brenda)
Noisy neighbor: I heard a story, probably in the 80s, of somebody dealing with a downstairs neighbor who used to play music overly loud in the middle of the night. He drilled a hole to the neighbor's ceiling and dropped an ultrasonic transducer. He set it to turn on every time the stereo hit a certain sound level. It would give the victim a bad headache. He reported seeing the downstairs swapping out his audio equipment, and eventually playing at a lower level.
True story. Got written up for being 30 min early and 30 min late in the same week in the same write up. I could understand the 30 min late if it wasn't the first time in three years. I don't work there anymore.
Too many managers and owners work for their ego instead of the interest of the company...
It's like managers and the people hiring them have no clue about the purpose of their position and company.
Writing someone up for leaving 5min early ONE TIME is never in the interest of the company...
The self descriptions in many posts, showing excellent performance, indicate a superior employee. I worked for companies, large and small, that promoted and paid ahead of my ever asking. Reputation is everything. You are never to stay in a bad work environment.
I agree that in the greenhouse story it was ridiculous that the Karen was complaining about the screws in the patio.
But 22 screw holes? 22? WTF? That must be a huge greenhouse. Unless it was a 10m x 10m greenhouse then that was an insane amount of screws just to attach it. 6 would have been more than enough.
33:00 that’s definitely cicis pizza and I love the Alfredo 🥲
57:04 I would take advantage of that soon much. "Hey boss, I'm planning on getting sick near holidays. No it's not because I plan to extend my vacations". In my country you can't be fired justifiably unless you get more than 3 unjustified absences in a 30 day period. So even if I get sick (and that's justified) I can us those days.
When I was in college, I had a real asshole as a professor. Just before midterm exams, I hurt my shoulder really bad and couldn't lift my right arm. This exam was a three hour essay exam, to do written by hand. I went to see him in his office, asking if I could make it up. He said no. I then asked if I could take it in the computer lab, and he could hold on to my notes and books. He told me, "No. Just drop out because you should've planned on it." Wtf! I did the best I could, wrote my essays in excruciating pain. The following day, I went to the doctor and was told to stay home for the next two weeks and given a sling. So I went to see the dept head, my note, and explained what asshole told me. Dept head looked up my grades and saw I had a 4.0 GPA for the past two years. He was furious. Asshole got chewed a new one. At the end of the semester, I filled out his evaluation. I wrote that he told me drop out of school because I should've planned on getting hurt. Perhaps he should quit his job because he he might get struck by lightning.
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Cheese pizza soup sounds delicious
In the 90’ I worked for a temp agency. My back ground at the time I had just retired from the Army Any way one day I was asked by the office manager Can I ask you a question. Why is it you never turn down a job. We have people that think some jobs were beneath them. I told her that in the Army one time I had to burn Sh. Now if you have a worst job that that I will turn it down.
does this mean that op has no last name and just a first name?
57:03, well Rob, imaging having 40hrs of PTO (paid time off) & not being able to use it to cover a day you missed due to being sick. That's the position our co-workers & I are at, where we have to notify 5 business days beforehand, in writing, so we can get our PTO. I always tell my co-workers "well, I guess I'm going to have to notify 5 days in advance if I'm going to get sick."
Gotta add the time for the phone call after hours
Sat navs are only as good as the data they receive as not all roads may be marked like it will say turn right and there's a right down a dirt track 20 feet before the metalled right people may go down the dirt track instead,so whilst a sat nav is useful they should be coupled with common sense. They also usually go the quickest route which doesn't take Into account sketchy neighbourhoods you really should avoid if you're not a local. If a sat nav is taking you through hedges, ponds, over cliffs and passing murder scenes you're going the wrong way.
I was living on a farm with Karen I told my Mother she was shouting at me and she told me that I must tell her I did something wrong she was shouting at me for nothing I was on a group on what'sapp And i exposed 2 Karens on 2groups
Back in the day I was driving to my girlfriends grandparents house for the first time and the directions took me up dirt roads over some mountains (this was a half hour to 45 minutes from Washington dc) in western MD (boonsboro md) and that shit was creepy at night . next time I used an atlas to plan my trip because mapquest took me over some mountains.
My man just destroyed arby's for me
Knew a guy he was a land agent, some where years earlier he picked up a nickname That Fcuking Tussok Jumper. (Tussok being a type of grass) over time it was shortened to Tussok Jumper, the Tussok. His ids all said just Tussok, i think even his credit card just had the nickname... not a lot of people knew his actual name..
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Thank you for posting these - these are keeping me sane during my move
If your move involves any malicious compliance I'd like to hear about it.
@@stevenfalcon2813 Not malicious compliance, but definitely some revenge. Had to call the cops on our downstairs neighbors at 3:30 am because they wouldn’t stop screaming at each other. We had movers coming that morning at 8:30 am. Felt very good to stick it to them one last time after almost two years of awful behavior from them
Extra cheese pizza story, it genuinely confounds me that there are still people fucking with the staff that cooks their meal
One of the camera "idiots" was not an idiot. He was trying to protect a woman and kids,.not knowing that they were in fact the jerks.
Cameras everywhere!
TV problem, the high power transformeris a cheap weak one. replace it and that will fix it.
I had the GPS say one time turn right at the Domino's and have never heard is say anything like that before or sense it always says the name of the street had a A laugh at that with my brother and my mom and my niece which were all in the car too
I had a GPS once telling me to turn right, when doing so would have me busting through the concrete barrier of an overpass and plummeting onto the interstate 16 feet below. And no, this overpass has no connecting ramp of any sort
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I've given a 5 minute notice on being sick, no issue.
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I've had Google Maps literally try to tell me to turn onto a railroad. Maybe there had once been a service-road parallel to the railroad? I don't know. But If I had followed the AI's instructions, I would have counted my fate as deserving a Darwin Award.
Google Maps sent me on a road that wasn't even finished being built yet.
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I love how the people writing these stories feel the need to let us know that they made a throw away account to do so. In short.. WHO CARES. It isn't important to the story or theme. Keep that crap to yourself and get to the meat.
Pretty sure it's a reddit thing. If it's throwaway, other users won't expect replies for comments, won't give it awards, etc.
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I will be legally changing my name as well soon probably within the next year I'm really excited because my name is very horrible so many people spell it wrong and everyone thinks it's my fault even though I spell it right on everything she's done it's my name and they just came take two seconds to read my actual name and how to spell it so I'm gonna be changing my name because I have gone years and years and years of getting things all wrong because people who damn spell her name with two seconds I'm taking the time out of their day and they blame me for what my mother name to me not my mother Mike egg donor whatever so I will also be to New my last name to because my family is no longer my family they're not my family they suck and they're horrible and I hate my husband and so I will be changing my last name I never changed it when we got married which is totally OK and I'm not gonna be tending to my husband last time either and we've already discussed all of that and he didn't even want me to terms of his last name so it's not a big deal there and I'm just really excited to just start a fresh my name is horrible and I cannot wait until I have my new name will mostly be going by my middle name
Im not sure what american cooperatives entail but that sounds like an HOA. You own your house but you neighbors opinions of it entails what you can and can't do and includes fines🙃
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pennywize and foolish by the pound. piss and moan about a couple of minutes late and
worker gets even with revenge, not doing a spec of work b4 or after authorized hours
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@karmacommentchameleon Maliciously speaking, a thumbnail which suggests/reminds me of Ms. Markle is Not an enhancement. Clearly this is a personal preference. Gratefully, Twitter can handle these kinds of disagreements these days.
The freelancer should have upped their prices by at least 25% they must have had their head in the clouds. The promoters boss told them they charged half of what they could get it for anywhere else.
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