if You Have Kids You Need To Go To Costco. Matt Sommerfield

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  • If you have kids you need to go to Costco, or at least that's how Matt Sommerfield feels in this clip from his first ever Dry Bar Comedy special. In this clip Matt talks about his kids and some of things he has experienced that he loves about having kids, and maybe some of the things he likes a little bit less. He also talks about taking his kids to Costco. Whether you're someone who is a parent, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Matt Sommerfield is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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  • @angelabohlen7886
    @angelabohlen7886 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    A little FYI: You don't need a Costco membership if your just using the pharmacy. You just tell them that's where you're going & they'll let you in, of course you can't buy anything other than your Rx's.

  • @redsmitty8476
    @redsmitty8476 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Bulk cashiers. Where do I sign the petition?

  • @jmack5496
    @jmack5496 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    lol @ Costco sample is this ches chesie😂

  • @fatgirlhiking6250
    @fatgirlhiking6250 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Hilarious! Noon on Sundays at Sam's Club. My youngest boy Sam couldn't wait for Sunday afternoon for samples. Lol when he was about 3 the Sam's Club was being built and all he knew was that it was HIS club cuz he it had his name on it, so when we'd go in he'd ask the card checker if he liked working at his club. Lol

  • @realemonful
    @realemonful หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I bet they were all clapping when this guy was done lol

  • @whorn9295
    @whorn9295 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    Do these comments have anything to do with the comedian we just watched? I don't get it. I thought he was rather entertaining. I don't know what these comments are referring to. Are they robots?

    • @gsdfan8455
      @gsdfan8455 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Click on their profile and they will take you to “find someone to f..k websites. Scam bots.

    • @montananerd8244
      @montananerd8244 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yes it’s bots

    • @heyjustj
      @heyjustj หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Lots of bots. All their profile picks are usually butts. Just flag them as spam. It’s a losing battle but the best option we have. Any channel with large sub count gets them. Smaller channels too but not quite as much.

    • @sparkyfister
      @sparkyfister หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I didn't find him very funny.

    • @sirraymondluxuryyacht8131
      @sirraymondluxuryyacht8131 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He's not that funny - kind of awkward - you can tell he's nervous when they don't laugh at a time he thinks was funny...he gives a nervous laugh himself (4:06) - he's brave though...not easy to do standup im sure

  • @SuperintendentParklaneManor
    @SuperintendentParklaneManor หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Parecería que para algunos la tierra es plana y los peces vuelan.
    Just kidding….
    The comments are all over the place, so I decided to make my contribution.
    😅
    Now is time to watch the comedian, it seems to be rather entertaining.

  • @crissy7312
    @crissy7312 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    😂

  • @kimberlyholland7843
    @kimberlyholland7843 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    He is funny 😅😅

  • @niconico4114
    @niconico4114 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    love the multilingual spam in these comments 😂

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The bots have taken over. 🤖 🤖 🤖

  • @edithdlp8045
    @edithdlp8045 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    OMG! What happened to the comment section? No comments just bots 🤖

    • @Ame3thyst3
      @Ame3thyst3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I hadn't even thought about that! Thanks for sharing edith!

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@Ame3thyst3it has been several days now. Use to come to read the comment section to see if the clip was worth it but there are barely any real people in the comments.

    • @sparkyfister
      @sparkyfister หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@edithdlp8045that should tell you all you need to know.

  • @1MileOut
    @1MileOut หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    All I got out of watching this “comedian” was 6:39 closer to my forever nap time and a renewed excitement for that day to come. 👍

    • @sparkyfister
      @sparkyfister หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This one sentence is funnier than anything he said.

  • @susanmorales6941
    @susanmorales6941 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I wish people would quit saying “like”

    • @Pass179
      @Pass179 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gustar!

    • @robdangerfield7129
      @robdangerfield7129 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I wish people would stop saying, super. Everything is, it's so super this or that.

  • @Buchyvon1
    @Buchyvon1 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    It takes a lot of courage to get up there, more to hang in there when you’re dying. He’ll get better I’m sure.

  • @jonathanclemens4660
    @jonathanclemens4660 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Bucees is fun

  • @shelbywalman932
    @shelbywalman932 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I died of boredom just watching this

    • @Pass179
      @Pass179 หลายเดือนก่อน

      RIP

    • @shelbywalman932
      @shelbywalman932 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Pass179 thank you 🙏🏼. I talked to your dead relatives during our lunch hour. They want me to tell you to make better life choices…. They aren’t impressed….. Got to go, can’t let the other dead people know I took my phone to the afterlife

  • @macky-beeqt6019
    @macky-beeqt6019 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I thought this was going to be some kind of Ted talk but I guess is some kind of stand up comedy?

    • @larrygoodale8784
      @larrygoodale8784 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dry Bar is stand-up comedy. This is the first one I watched that wasn’t that funny. Most are very good or excellent.

  • @brandykennedy7360
    @brandykennedy7360 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This guy is so good!! I loved it! My life girls mom!!

  • @jeffruebens8355
    @jeffruebens8355 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The bots see the over 2 million subscribed and decide it is worth it to post bullcrap.

  • @hollisconant2566
    @hollisconant2566 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    so was he going to be funny at some point

    • @hanestshirtsarecool
      @hanestshirtsarecool หลายเดือนก่อน

      I guess you didn't get the jokes. 😂😂

    • @sparkyfister
      @sparkyfister หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I got like 2 minutes in. He had not been funny up to that point.

    • @sparkyfister
      @sparkyfister หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@hanestshirtsarecoolor they just weren't funny

    • @skydoll100
      @skydoll100 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Good comedians get 4 original laffs per min. With 1-2 ancillary- same joke-w/added comment getting xtra laffs.
      In 6:39 this man got 20 total laffs, 8 original 12 ancillary. 1.25 per min means he's at the level of a comic w/ 3-6 mos experience.
      He's also not a natural comic, he learned from a course or "how to do stand up class" so everybody in his class likely performs in much the same way. Cookie cutter style funny guys.

    • @jeffconquest3350
      @jeffconquest3350 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That set was excruciating. I felt much as he must have felt watching his daughter's basketball game - "Glad that's over, and there was not one part worth watching again."

  • @stephenhodson9459
    @stephenhodson9459 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Well this was a waste of time.

  • @RumbleFish69
    @RumbleFish69 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    This dude is not funny at all. Sorry! ....And no, I'm not a fckn bot!

    • @RumbleFish69
      @RumbleFish69 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@WhiskeyBitsPodcastIt also says a lot about a supposed man, who stalks the page of another man....like the fact that he pees sitting down. Also, says that he's probably a sheep because his anti-love of a band is dictated by the rest of society. But, mostly the peeing sitting down thing.
      By the way, it's also funny how its okay for you to be critical of my taste in music while criticizing my taste in comedy at the same time. That is the height of stupidity.

    • @sparkyfister
      @sparkyfister หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@WhiskeyBitsPodcastNickelback is pretty good.

    • @WhiskeyBitsPodcast
      @WhiskeyBitsPodcast หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@RumbleFish69well that escalated quickly didn’t it. its all gonna be ok.

    • @WhiskeyBitsPodcast
      @WhiskeyBitsPodcast หลายเดือนก่อน

      says the dude with a Nickelback playlist…

    • @geraniaceae4470
      @geraniaceae4470 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If you don't think this guy is funny, you are a bot. OMG. I just responded to a bot.