This game needs the eerie sound of creaking doors opening 2 minutes before closing..classic horror movie style. 6:58pm (*creeeeeak*) Employee, terrified: "NO! NOOOOO! LEAVE ME ALONE"
Annoying customer: "Ohh you don't have any of the milk I want?" Me: "No sorry, we're all out." Customer looks back to the fridge and makes a humming noise. Awkward silence. Annoying customer: Are you sure there's none in the back? Me: "No there isn't, I'm really sorry-" Annoying customer: "You don't want to check for me?" Me: "........."
@@Melisurfer Oh yeah, I've legit just walked out back, waited a minute, then came back to the customer. I didn't get paid enough to scour through crates and palettes.
I worked in retail for a year and the scariest thing to ever happen was once when I crawled inside a circular rack of coats to grab a tag on the floor. While I was still in there some customers came over and started sorting through the coats, and I missed the appropriate window of time that would have been acceptable to come out so I just sat there while they browsed, hoping they wouldnt see me
This game genuinely scared me more than most horror games. Probably because I wasn't expecting it to be so creepy. But from the faces to the creepy "excuseeeee meeeeee" as they chase you through the aisles jesus christ.
As a retail employee contractor for the last 18 years, I can say this is so accurate. Remember, no matter what has happened, it's ALWAYS your fault and the customer will "go and shop at your rivals" Apparently saying "off you go then" is a bad thing...and that's the story of how I lost my job in retail.
@Sylvester Unfortunately a lot of places still run on "the customer is always right" logic in those situations. Got a warning myself for a retail job just for asking a customer to not reach over the counter into the spare change because it was store policy. Unfortunately some management just don't care for their worker's well-being.
@Sylvester haha honestly I was just joking. I have a slightly unusual retail job where I don't work for one particular retail brand. But it's definitely a thing where dedicated, hard working staff can be shit on because they have a bad manager who puts the customer first regardless of how the customer is acting :)
yeah no, the customer is always right somehow - i got a warning because a customer left their bag and somehow it was my fault for not loading their cart ...? except we were never told to load the customer's cart during training so it's whatever i guess
It's so stupid too, because no store is "your" rival. You don't lose *anything* if they shop somewhere else. In fact, it is BETTER if they leave because you still get paid not enough/hour and don't have to deal with their nonsense.
THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I'VE HAD TO JUST LIKE TRY TO GET PEOPLE AWAY FROM THE BACK OR GOTTEN SPOOKED BC A CUSTOMER SAW ME THROUGH THE BACK DOOR WINDOWS GOD
“My name is The Manager” If he isn’t the manager, he has a built in advantage against Karens “I wanna speak to the Manager!” “I am The Manager!” Technically true
Eh. Depends on how old you are. I worked retail for a few years after high school and while it did suck, I can look back on some valuable lessons it taught me. Namely, the lesson to not be a dick to retail workers. There are plenty of people out there who could have used that perspective.
@Pharo In my case, it's not so much the customers, which is crazy considering we're surrounded by crackheads, but rather the stupidity and incompetence of corporate and employees causing my store issues. Get a lot of poor employees causing drama while corporate gives us all more work, fewer hours to do it in and less pay, oh but you better damn well get it done or you get a stern talking to about productivity from the DM.
My retail experiences made my depression worse. Worked at a local grocery store as my first job when I came of age and boy was it bad. Despite being hired on as a part-time bagger I was forced to work well over the legal minor limit, including three separate Saturdays where someone "didn't show up for their evening shift" and I had to do both my mid and evening shift. Got my first warning for following store policy by politely asking a customer not to reach over the counter for the spare change and was about to grab it myself when said customer exploded on me, insulted me, and slandered me in from of my coworker at the register, who said and did nothing in my defense. Said customer was given a pie and store credit for "my mistake". Second warning I got was on the last one of those extra long Saturdays. Was told to take my final mandated 15 minute break so I did. Halfway through it I was called to help at the register despite other workers being available. Got the warning issued by a manager I used to think was nice because "I didn't respond fast enough". Never got to finish that break either. Despite being hired on and only paid for being a bagger, I had to do janitorial and cashier work, genuinely working the register, cleaning the bathrooms, sweeping and mopping the floors, and even had to help other departments with their chores. I got called in by the owner to discuss the warnings and I answered earnestly about them. Was pretty much told that "I was an excellent worker but one more warning would get me fired". Note that this was on a day I had off. Not really grand for a 16 year old girl to face with depression. Went home and worried my siblings by locking my room and contemplating suicide from all the stress I was enduring. My mom was nice enough to comfort me when I got home and confronted the store on this and let them know I was quitting effective immediately. It's turned me off from customer service ever since. Still feel icky thinking about it even though it's been five years. Sounds a bit unreal but it's the truth. Haven't really had much cause to share my retail horror story. Learned some good things from working there but it's scarred me more than helped, both thanks to the customers and coworkers. Oh, quick edit while I remember. I also on occasion worked behind the customer service desk and sold cigarettes a good 12 times... despite being 16. Definitely a stellar place.
In customers defense some places like the last restaurant /hotel I worked in are a bit vague on what is and isn't staff only , that place was confusing for us and we all worked there the amount of times a customer would find themselves in the staff room while looking for the toilets
@@darran311 ... idk what you're getting at exactly, or if you meant to comment that on someone else's post? All I was saying is kids are terrifying gremlins😂😂😂
My only complaint is that you only have one customer hounding you at a time. If this game was 100% realistic, you'd have at least another two customers breathing down your neck by the time you get the first customer halfway across the store.
@@samsherrington7423 Some people seem to be walking around completely blind. I've had people come up to me, ask where something is, and I sadly have to tell them.. look directly next to you.. Shelf after shelf after shelf of what you're looking for, mere inches from you.. "Oh, well if it was a snake it'd have bit me!" :'(
"Retail is like a wound that never heals and hurts forever." At least you didn't work in retail this year, Kevin! 2020 retail life is a whole new level of pain.
Where I live, like half the people that come into the store have their masks around their chin. Customer: “Oh, but the mask is so uncomfortable!” Shut the fuck up, man. I wear this thing 9 hours a day.
it's always the same customers every single day too. and the ones who don't wear masks like being exempt implies you're vulnerable dude, you probably shouldn't be out and about.
Kevin, if you wanna try reliving this nightmare again, here are some tips that might help: -you can yeet the boxes onto the customers to stun them -the timer only starts when you start stocking, not when you pick up the box so you can actually place the boxes in their appropriate aisle at the start of the shift *then* start stocking. -look around before stocking so the coast is clear otherwise, listen for their respective sounds -stock all the shelves within the timeframe and you win! .... Day 1 at least lol. Like so Kevin sees!
Brace yourself. Keep a "kill them with kindness" mentality. The worst customers will jump on any sign of weakness like fucking jackals, especially if you're already having a bad day. I literally had a customer ask to speak to a manager because I refused to smile on cue. When she pushed the subject, I said I didn't feel like smiling that day and she wanted to get me fired for that after ringing her purchase. And pray you have a half-decent manager, although I think that's statistically against you. Most managers are lazy asshats who sit in their office most of the day and fold and take the customers' side to all but the most ridiculous complaints.
Some advice from an old retail warhorse - RUN. LOL. Seriously, good luck. You'll develop your retail face in no time, and it's something that becomes a part of you. I can slip in and out of mine seamlessly. Like I Wong said, don't show weakness.
Good luck! Retail is a tricky thing but after working for about 10 years my advice is just do your job and don’t get involved in co worker drama cause it’s not worth it. Most customers are pretty neutral or nice and just want to get their stuff and leave; most will prob ignore you and it’s low key a blessing. Don’t fold and don’t be afraid to say no because like some said they can always tell when you’re new at this. Don’t believe their bullshit stories about they were able to do something before as its most likely false. If they want to complicate things give it to your manager cause you’re not paid enough to make them happy if they want to fight policy.
i remember back when i worked retail the co workers and the customers were problematic. One of em co workers was really burnt through their nerves and yelled at everyone another didnt let me walk around hands in my pockets so i told them to fuck off, one or two just walked about doing nothing and then there was management that ordered me to work on other sections. Customers were often drunks thatd talk to me because i was the drinks stocker you can imagine how that went.
tell me about it. my brother was a store manager, and some stupid chick wanted to get her ex boyfriend in trouble. so she said he was sexually harassing her. of course they fire that guy, but then they fire my brother too. just because that guy and my bro eat lunch at the same table in the break room. there are only 2 tables in the break room and 12 employees. luckily my bro won a lawsuit against the store, and then they tried to hire him back to manage a new store but he told them to fek off. he now works for a different company. store manager again but this company offered him more money.
@Alind Simo he occasionally asks people in online games if they know what sound a bear makes, and then demonstrates it as sounding like a very sexual moan :D
Kevin vs. Karen Imagine an angry Karen saying "I want to speak to the manager" and the manager is Jim Pickens and takes her to the basement. In the basement, Karen paints "Live Laugh Love" images and explains to Jim Pickens why he shouldn't vaccinate his kids he forgot about.
sadly youre probably going to have to work retail at some point in your life. it actually does give you good experience. its been my first job so far and honestly ive learned a lot about people and how to deal with them well. the horror stories are true though
That brief moment of "does that person have a gun?" really nails the experience of always having a slight chance of getting caught in a mass-shooting, that real American experience, that low-grade, constant dread.
What your meaning to say and what u said dont go together. I only know this bc I didnt know the word and had to look it up but "ebbing" means to gradually lessen or reduce. So his PTSD is reducing its way out of him or his PTSD is gradually lessening itself out of him. Definitely thinking to much into it and making it more than it really is.
I always feel so bad asking retail workers for help like "hey do you have this brand of guinea pig food I know you probably have better things to do but they kinda need it to stay alive but I'm sorry if I'm wasting your time please don't mind me"
Hi kevin, just wanted to let you know that you're amazing and you've helped me through alot with all the laughs you've give me, keep up the great work!! :)
Man I used to work in papa johns for a long time in high school and amount of crap we used to get from customers was insane. Always be kind to people in retail and hospitality, it's not their fault and being an asshole can really hurt people and take a toll on them. Much love to this wonderful cul.....I mean community
"Why do you need alcohol this early in the morning?" I have the same question whenever I work morning shifts. But hey I use the day I don't have a retail shift with watching someone play a fairly accurate retail shop simulator.
For someone that works in retail, I can confirm that this is accurate xD They captured the stress and anxiety quite well, and the feeling of dread whenever you hear a customer say EXCUSE ME! Why, just yesterday I was constantly harrassed by this same couple that wanted to know the price of everything they wanted in the store, I couldn't take two steps without them coming after me. It was like they either couldn't read or didn't believe the price tags.
This video could use a seizure warning. I'm not joking, my eyes literally hurt from watching those flashing graphics and grainy textures moving around.
2:09 "this isn't a very efficient way of putting these on display, y'know" has me HOWLING because I stock at a grocery store (Kroger) and we are supposed to be "filling holes" i.e. stocking exactly like that. 1-2 layers deep, super spread out so it looks like there's more product than there actually is. A+ game
“You merely adopted the retail job, I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t have a real Paycheck until I was already a man by then it was nothing to me but green paper”
Well, it’s an anti-sjw, anti-liberal game. It looks funny and isn’t meant to be taken seriously, but Kevin would probably lose more than he gains from playing it. In an age where people won’t distinguish between what is and isn’t meant to be taken seriously, there’s a lot more at stake than you would think.
I legit thought this said the bee gee movie game. Now I'm super disappointed there isn't a bee gee game... that I know of 😂😂if it exists, kevin needs to play it!
But if Kevin puts default, that means he needs to modify a female sim to look like default, which means that female sim no longer has a default personality
This is not a horror game. It's a simulation game.
A really realistic simulation game.
Daniel Thorsteinsson especially karen
No it’s still a little bit watered down, the customers don’t kick down the employees only door and search around for an employee or what they want.
I only liked this cause it made me like 666 :')
I’ get the sweats when I return to my old job. I hated working at Safeway
Daniel Thorsteinsson it’s my life 😅
The “excuuuuuussssseeee meeeeeeee” is literally terrifying. Ah, brings back the retail ptsd.
When Kevin mentioned Lester, I remembered you can find his bones in a hidden compartment, suggesting The Manager killed him
Lmfao yes! 🤣
This game needs the eerie sound of creaking doors opening 2 minutes before closing..classic horror movie style.
6:58pm (*creeeeeak*)
Employee, terrified: "NO! NOOOOO! LEAVE ME ALONE"
@@nathansherman5684 I assumed he hid and was trapped there
Well, exuuuuuuuuuss me, princess!
-Link
This is legitimately one of the most terrifying things I have ever seen
Still not as terrifying as real job in retail.
I hear you. My heart is beating really fast after watching this.
xxXXRAPXXxx that’s why I said one of 🤣
I’m now scared to go back to work...
Or Batman vs Superman
The only unrealistic part of this game is that no one asked "do you have any in the back?"
i think the only time they had it in the back was when i came at 9am to get a game and they havent stock it yet.
Annoying customer: "Ohh you don't have any of the milk I want?"
Me: "No sorry, we're all out."
Customer looks back to the fridge and makes a humming noise.
Awkward silence.
Annoying customer: Are you sure there's none in the back?
Me: "No there isn't, I'm really sorry-"
Annoying customer: "You don't want to check for me?"
Me: "........."
@@VultureClone I just pretended to check, when I was too tired of their bs
@@Melisurfer Oh yeah, I've legit just walked out back, waited a minute, then came back to the customer. I didn't get paid enough to scour through crates and palettes.
I do that...sorry, guys.
I worked in retail for a year and the scariest thing to ever happen was once when I crawled inside a circular rack of coats to grab a tag on the floor. While I was still in there some customers came over and started sorting through the coats, and I missed the appropriate window of time that would have been acceptable to come out so I just sat there while they browsed, hoping they wouldnt see me
I just let out the ugliest laugh out loud upon reading this
This sounds like some shit I would do 😂
That’s terrifying lmao
Did.... did they saw you?
Imagine walking out 😂
Im sorry did Kevin find a secret in the game WITHOUT EVEN TRYING
yeah he even understood who the skeleton was right away xD
If there's something to destroy Kevin will destroy it... hidden or not
When you play enough games and do random stuff in them, I’m sure statistically it’s bound to happen
The super market monster
Yes
We need a book with all of Kevin’s life tips
Up
He has compilations of them on his second channel, Dear Leader Jim Pickens
@@kewoshk its not his channel , its a fanmade channel as far as i know
@@ayushtyagi1673 no its official
I would like this post 1m times if I could😂
This game genuinely scared me more than most horror games. Probably because I wasn't expecting it to be so creepy. But from the faces to the creepy "excuseeeee meeeeee" as they chase you through the aisles jesus christ.
I just found it horrifying that you couldn't escape most of them.
The first customer that chased after him scare the feck out of me 😂😅
A representation of Kevin's life, he stocks videogames and gets run over.
his life in a nutshell lmao
this comment is top tier
lmao
I'm done 💀💀
Awww you didn't 🤣
As a retail employee contractor for the last 18 years, I can say this is so accurate. Remember, no matter what has happened, it's ALWAYS your fault and the customer will "go and shop at your rivals" Apparently saying "off you go then" is a bad thing...and that's the story of how I lost my job in retail.
@Sylvester Unfortunately a lot of places still run on "the customer is always right" logic in those situations. Got a warning myself for a retail job just for asking a customer to not reach over the counter into the spare change because it was store policy. Unfortunately some management just don't care for their worker's well-being.
@Sylvester haha honestly I was just joking. I have a slightly unusual retail job where I don't work for one particular retail brand. But it's definitely a thing where dedicated, hard working staff can be shit on because they have a bad manager who puts the customer first regardless of how the customer is acting :)
yeah no, the customer is always right somehow - i got a warning because a customer left their bag and somehow it was my fault for not loading their cart ...? except we were never told to load the customer's cart during training so it's whatever i guess
Customer is always right. You are there to become a slave to them. This is capitalism.
It's so stupid too, because no store is "your" rival. You don't lose *anything* if they shop somewhere else. In fact, it is BETTER if they leave because you still get paid not enough/hour and don't have to deal with their nonsense.
The only inaccuracy is the customers obeying the staff only areas. Other than that, this is exactly what retail is like
THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I'VE HAD TO JUST LIKE TRY TO GET PEOPLE AWAY FROM THE BACK OR GOTTEN SPOOKED BC A CUSTOMER SAW ME THROUGH THE BACK DOOR WINDOWS GOD
The amount of times I've waited in line at the employee bathroom only to see fucking customers walk out. MEJCJSNVNF
Jeez people do that?
@@nickknacks1968 Yes
I had a customer walk in back and then decried that they had PTSD when I told them they could not be back there and had to leave.
on sentence to send shivers down any retail workers spine:
"excuse me"
I always thought so, that's way i say "listen up" to lighten up your day
Just so i know in the future when I'm lost in a shop or need something, what should i say instead of excuse me
@Fran Villaverde me when i first started: omg hi how can i help you?? :)
me now: what do you want you fucking troll
“My name is The Manager”
If he isn’t the manager, he has a built in advantage against Karens
“I wanna speak to the Manager!”
“I am The Manager!”
Technically true
sounds like a death stranding character
Uno Reverse Card
i am the manager i wanna speak to karen
Watching this. On my break. At my retail job. I truly can’t escape
Same
We’re not allowed breaks at my overnight retail job. There’s never an escape. 😭
Lmao! Literally doing the same thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@nicramirez8175 um is that legal
Maggatrix yes, because technically we’re allowed to sit every two hours for 5 minutes but only IF we aren’t busy, which we always are.
Retail has definitely changed my life for the worst.
Eh. Depends on how old you are. I worked retail for a few years after high school and while it did suck, I can look back on some valuable lessons it taught me.
Namely, the lesson to not be a dick to retail workers. There are plenty of people out there who could have used that perspective.
I think there should be mandatory retail service, just so people understand.
@Pharo lowes is probably pretty good, I work at Walmart so everyone shops here
@Pharo In my case, it's not so much the customers, which is crazy considering we're surrounded by crackheads, but rather the stupidity and incompetence of corporate and employees causing my store issues.
Get a lot of poor employees causing drama while corporate gives us all more work, fewer hours to do it in and less pay, oh but you better damn well get it done or you get a stern talking to about productivity from the DM.
My retail experiences made my depression worse. Worked at a local grocery store as my first job when I came of age and boy was it bad. Despite being hired on as a part-time bagger I was forced to work well over the legal minor limit, including three separate Saturdays where someone "didn't show up for their evening shift" and I had to do both my mid and evening shift. Got my first warning for following store policy by politely asking a customer not to reach over the counter for the spare change and was about to grab it myself when said customer exploded on me, insulted me, and slandered me in from of my coworker at the register, who said and did nothing in my defense. Said customer was given a pie and store credit for "my mistake".
Second warning I got was on the last one of those extra long Saturdays. Was told to take my final mandated 15 minute break so I did. Halfway through it I was called to help at the register despite other workers being available. Got the warning issued by a manager I used to think was nice because "I didn't respond fast enough". Never got to finish that break either.
Despite being hired on and only paid for being a bagger, I had to do janitorial and cashier work, genuinely working the register, cleaning the bathrooms, sweeping and mopping the floors, and even had to help other departments with their chores. I got called in by the owner to discuss the warnings and I answered earnestly about them. Was pretty much told that "I was an excellent worker but one more warning would get me fired". Note that this was on a day I had off.
Not really grand for a 16 year old girl to face with depression. Went home and worried my siblings by locking my room and contemplating suicide from all the stress I was enduring. My mom was nice enough to comfort me when I got home and confronted the store on this and let them know I was quitting effective immediately.
It's turned me off from customer service ever since. Still feel icky thinking about it even though it's been five years.
Sounds a bit unreal but it's the truth. Haven't really had much cause to share my retail horror story. Learned some good things from working there but it's scarred me more than helped, both thanks to the customers and coworkers.
Oh, quick edit while I remember. I also on occasion worked behind the customer service desk and sold cigarettes a good 12 times... despite being 16. Definitely a stellar place.
“I’d rather be fired” is a mood
I’ll prolly quit tomorrow so yes. Big time
"I lost my baby"
"Omg why would you want it back that things terrifying"
Can confirm that's all 100% part of the retail experience 😂😂😂
LOL! True!!! 😂
In customers defense some places like the last restaurant /hotel I worked in are a bit vague on what is and isn't staff only , that place was confusing for us and we all worked there the amount of times a customer would find themselves in the staff room while looking for the toilets
@@darran311 ... idk what you're getting at exactly, or if you meant to comment that on someone else's post? All I was saying is kids are terrifying gremlins😂😂😂
OK don't know what happened there i have no memory of replying here at all😆
@@darran311 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 happens to the best of us
"I'm just waiting for the night now, I've done the bare minimum, and that's more than enough."
That describes every day of my life perfectly
Kevin, I'm disappointed. The thumbs are from spy kids 1, not spy kids 3d.
Feckin amateur hour up in here
Right? What kind of nerd dosen't keep up with Spy Kids?
thank you for saying it so i dont have to
I guess technically every SpyKids movie is 3D
I wAnT tO sEe ThE mAnAgEr!
After working 12 years in retail I can confirm this is 100% accurate
My only complaint is that you only have one customer hounding you at a time. If this game was 100% realistic, you'd have at least another two customers breathing down your neck by the time you get the first customer halfway across the store.
@@iwong3357 too true, and then both phone lines will start ringing as three more people queue up for help
@@gonewriting Dont forget that newbie you are responsible for.
I don't think I have ever asked a retail worker where something is, on account of the big friggin labels above every aisle.
@@samsherrington7423 Some people seem to be walking around completely blind. I've had people come up to me, ask where something is, and I sadly have to tell them.. look directly next to you.. Shelf after shelf after shelf of what you're looking for, mere inches from you.. "Oh, well if it was a snake it'd have bit me!" :'(
It's gone full circle? More like ring of fire. I went down down down and the flames went higher. And it burns burns burns.
The ring of fire! The ring of fire...
"Retail is like a wound that never heals and hurts forever."
At least you didn't work in retail this year, Kevin! 2020 retail life is a whole new level of pain.
Ah yes, the Great Retail Wars of 2020. Our generation will be telling our grandkids about this lol
Bless you.. i am so sorry
Where I live, like half the people that come into the store have their masks around their chin.
Customer: “Oh, but the mask is so uncomfortable!”
Shut the fuck up, man. I wear this thing 9 hours a day.
Genuine condolences
it's always the same customers every single day too. and the ones who don't wear masks like being exempt implies you're vulnerable dude, you probably shouldn't be out and about.
Just an excuse to show us an average day in his gaming store smh
Kevin, if you wanna try reliving this nightmare again, here are some tips that might help:
-you can yeet the boxes onto the customers to stun them
-the timer only starts when you start stocking, not when you pick up the box so you can actually place the boxes in their appropriate aisle at the start of the shift *then* start stocking.
-look around before stocking so the coast is clear otherwise, listen for their respective sounds
-stock all the shelves within the timeframe and you win! .... Day 1 at least lol.
Like so Kevin sees!
He isn't going to play it again lol
But that is helpful for others
@@eldonhill4840 Welp, thought I'd give it a shot lol.
… does this work in real retail as well?
@@victoryvictorious633 Tbh if a retail worker threw a box at me I would be stunned, but honestly I couldn't blame them either.
@@lrose5522 🤣🤣😂😂🤣
As someone who only knows retail I appreciate the warning in the begging
If kevin actually made a book called Kevin’s Life Tips and it was every tip from his videos put into a book i would buy it
ash coolkid same. That would be the best book ever.
Yes. Life tips I could trust.
Unrealistic. No customer said “It didn’t swipe so it must be free”
1/10
people do that? XD
"IF IT WAS A SNAKE......" >:(
@@stevejohnson6593 Yes they do. All the time. Just gotta smile, have a fake laugh with them, and move on.
@@robbie2589 I've heard of that line just now, and I bet it gets old very soon the way you replied. You must be a brave soul. S;
I always hit em with the “so is your ride to prison if you try that one on the way out” people either laugh or look scared
This game is so realistic, it really takes me back. I can almost hear them still asking to speak to the manager...
Are reading your name tag out loud for no apparent reason.
@@Moonlight-x5z Honestly every time a customer actually says my name, it cuts me off guard.
“Lester couldn’t have just quit! He must have been murdered or disappeared or something” if he only knew at the time
This is the most horrifying horror game I've ever seen. I thought Alien: Isolation was bad, but then this gets made.
this isn’t a horror game it’s a simulator
didn’t expect to hear anyone reference Spy Kids 3D today but here I am
I like how the stocking items all have one item with a hidden message, like the paint had one that just said pain.
Imagine if the ending of the game had the main character getting whacked by car and starting he's own yt channel
I've seen a couple people play this and only seen that secret in this video. Is Kevin secretly a genius?
Jack Septiceye found it and broke the game lol
John Wolfe found it too :)
Kevin does seem to break games by nature, maybe that applies to walls, too
Germany's biggest Lets Player played that a while ago. He cried after a while.
Armer Erik
Bei dem Spiel absolut verständlich.
Ah, meine Kameraden sind da
And that's before the DLC they're coming out with that adds a home and family that you have to provide for and pay taxes for.
@@iwong3357 I heard Satan is a fan of the developers
Kevin asks "what do you want" while the spice girls' song plays in the background. These subtle things are why I am here everyday!
“Oh god, please don’t assault me”~
Sims when they walk past Jim, probably
Hi, retail worker here: this game is the most accurate representation of my job I have ever seen.
No one:
Kevin: *hyperventilating* I can not do retail again.
*Cue Vietnam war flashbacks
"Brought back bad memories"
He gonna get hit by a car, isn't he? Can't watch the video yet but title says enough
I wasn't wrong
It was reatul
starting my first retail job in a week and i think this video is going to make me quit already
Brace yourself. Keep a "kill them with kindness" mentality. The worst customers will jump on any sign of weakness like fucking jackals, especially if you're already having a bad day. I literally had a customer ask to speak to a manager because I refused to smile on cue. When she pushed the subject, I said I didn't feel like smiling that day and she wanted to get me fired for that after ringing her purchase. And pray you have a half-decent manager, although I think that's statistically against you. Most managers are lazy asshats who sit in their office most of the day and fold and take the customers' side to all but the most ridiculous complaints.
Some advice from an old retail warhorse - RUN. LOL. Seriously, good luck. You'll develop your retail face in no time, and it's something that becomes a part of you. I can slip in and out of mine seamlessly. Like I Wong said, don't show weakness.
Good luck! Retail is a tricky thing but after working for about 10 years my advice is just do your job and don’t get involved in co worker drama cause it’s not worth it. Most customers are pretty neutral or nice and just want to get their stuff and leave; most will prob ignore you and it’s low key a blessing. Don’t fold and don’t be afraid to say no because like some said they can always tell when you’re new at this. Don’t believe their bullshit stories about they were able to do something before as its most likely false. If they want to complicate things give it to your manager cause you’re not paid enough to make them happy if they want to fight policy.
In my old retail job it wasn't the customers that were the issue, it was the co-workers/managers
i remember back when i worked retail the co workers and the customers were problematic. One of em co workers was really burnt through their nerves and yelled at everyone another didnt let me walk around hands in my pockets so i told them to fuck off, one or two just walked about doing nothing and then there was management that ordered me to work on other sections. Customers were often drunks thatd talk to me because i was the drinks stocker you can imagine how that went.
tell me about it.
my brother was a store manager, and some stupid chick wanted to get her ex boyfriend in trouble. so she said he was sexually harassing her. of course they fire that guy, but then they fire my brother too. just because that guy and my bro eat lunch at the same table in the break room. there are only 2 tables in the break room and 12 employees.
luckily my bro won a lawsuit against the store, and then they tried to hire him back to manage a new store but he told them to fek off.
he now works for a different company. store manager again but this company offered him more money.
I'm really curious what the people who haven't watched the streams think about Kevin asking if a moan is a bear
@Alind Simo he occasionally asks people in online games if they know what sound a bear makes, and then demonstrates it as sounding like a very sexual moan :D
i agree with your name
@@Daniel-qt5ib XD dear lord I need to see this
thought that was pretty normal actually, well for kevin at least
**flashbacks to the man that loved his hoover**
hey garlic 👋🏻
Kevin vs. Karen
Imagine an angry Karen saying "I want to speak to the manager" and the manager is Jim Pickens and takes her to the basement. In the basement, Karen paints "Live Laugh Love" images and explains to Jim Pickens why he shouldn't vaccinate his kids he forgot about.
I mean, a Karen like that is pretty much like Jim.
They both kill children.
Lmao Jim would vaccinate his biological or adopted children with death sentence injection
Carla Bianca this cracked me up! Thank you.
I don't think Jim would evem care to vaccinate them in the first place 😂
@@Thenoobestgirl if a new pack is out he will, new stuff means experimenting and trying to give your kids untested vaccines if it’s Jim.
Karen: a retail worker's worst nightmare.
Grotesque Baby: hold my milk.
WHERE IS THE BEER?!?!?!?! IT TOOK YOU TO LONG I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER
Hold my milk*
@@Fontie0 you right you right
@@allisonr1707 I was only joking XD
@@Fontie0 it sounds funnier anyhow. 😂
“Why have we got so many wet floor closets”
For your ever-moist hands probably
This is my exactly why I don’t want a retail job, the amount of horror stories my retail friends have told me.
sadly youre probably going to have to work retail at some point in your life. it actually does give you good experience. its been my first job so far and honestly ive learned a lot about people and how to deal with them well.
the horror stories are true though
This game is what every social interaction looks like for me in real life.
100% FACT. I hate people
For me that's just how it feels.
That brief moment of "does that person have a gun?" really nails the experience of always having a slight chance of getting caught in a mass-shooting, that real American experience, that low-grade, constant dread.
“saw one customer and went straight back out” this is genuinely the store i work at. i’m convinced.
I love how we can see the PTSD slowly ebbing it's way out of Kevin and just gets progressively worse with each passing minute lol
What your meaning to say and what u said dont go together. I only know this bc I didnt know the word and had to look it up but "ebbing" means to gradually lessen or reduce. So his PTSD is reducing its way out of him or his PTSD is gradually lessening itself out of him.
Definitely thinking to much into it and making it more than it really is.
This game seriously gives me more anxiety than any horror game could
I'm actually way more uncomfortable than I feel like I should be.
Been working in retail/with the public for almost 10 years and can safely say this is accurate lol
This is the most terrifying horror game ever, and I never even worked a day in my life at retail.
2:58 is me whenever I walk past anybody when I’m by myself 😂
Watching this was incredibly stressful.
Retail Wars: Attack of the consumers
I've honestly never seen Kevin this stressed. Usually he's the one doing the stressing.
Watching this video while I’m at my retail job, I’m relating to this too much
I always feel so bad asking retail workers for help like "hey do you have this brand of guinea pig food I know you probably have better things to do but they kinda need it to stay alive but I'm sorry if I'm wasting your time please don't mind me"
Hi kevin, just wanted to let you know that you're amazing and you've helped me through alot with all the laughs you've give me, keep up the great work!! :)
One day
Hola dan
@@IamaPERSON One day!
Hola@@anniedangerface
The horror and defeat in Kevin's eyes really helped with my immersion.
1:34
I really dont kbow why Kevin says his singing voice is bad, in this like 5 second clip of nonsense and him singing is great
What's the song he is singin
Man I used to work in papa johns for a long time in high school and amount of crap we used to get from customers was insane. Always be kind to people in retail and hospitality, it's not their fault and being an asshole can really hurt people and take a toll on them. Much love to this wonderful cul.....I mean community
0:26 when turg sees fire 😻
This is fully accurate especially the running towards you shouting excuse me asking stupid questions
Hi, I just wanna say that I love your content and you always make me laugh. You're great at singing and you should do it more
Did 5 years at a large German retailer. This is absolutely accurate
Karen - the nightmare of every employee
This game is so cursed
Edit: Thank you so much for 92 likes! I really appreciate it!☺
"Why do you need alcohol this early in the morning?" I have the same question whenever I work morning shifts. But hey I use the day I don't have a retail shift with watching someone play a fairly accurate retail shop simulator.
The PTSD is strong with Kevin.
I got an ad for meditation/relaxing in the middle of the video, very much needed thank you
I might have to leave after that warning
As a retail worker I can safely say this is not a fictional game.
"I'm already scared" describes all call me Kevin videos
For someone that works in retail, I can confirm that this is accurate xD They captured the stress and anxiety quite well, and the feeling of dread whenever you hear a customer say EXCUSE ME! Why, just yesterday I was constantly harrassed by this same couple that wanted to know the price of everything they wanted in the store, I couldn't take two steps without them coming after me. It was like they either couldn't read or didn't believe the price tags.
just realised we havent seen kev play this yet,,, is this a dream
Dude that is as terrifying as it is realistic. We need to know what happened to Lester!
"I hate this job."
Oh hey, you have the same motto as me?
I want more Kevin song covers because despite what he will say, his singing voice is amazing.
Me leaving a shift at Walmart: hmmm what fun things does TH-cam have for me today?
TH-cam: Wanna watch retail simulation games?
genuinely the most haunting game iv ever witnessed.
Day Bimpson of asking Kevin to play Dude, St- oh
B I M P S O N
BIMPSON
BIMPSON
*BIMPSON*
Carla Bianca HEY didn't we interact on the subreddit? it's you right?
As someone who works retail at a grocery store this game is 100% accurate along with running to the back room to hide from customers 😂
This video could use a seizure warning. I'm not joking, my eyes literally hurt from watching those flashing graphics and grainy textures moving around.
2:09 "this isn't a very efficient way of putting these on display, y'know" has me HOWLING because I stock at a grocery store (Kroger) and we are supposed to be "filling holes" i.e. stocking exactly like that. 1-2 layers deep, super spread out so it looks like there's more product than there actually is. A+ game
“You merely adopted the retail job, I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t have a real Paycheck until I was already a man by then it was nothing to me but green paper”
As a former retail employee a few years ago with severe social anxiety disorder, this hit home for me. This is my game...
Day 5 of asking Kevin to play Jesus Strikes Back: Judgement Day
I- that’s a real game?!
@@anniedangerface Its on steam for like $15
Basically Touche - just the name alone... *chefs kiss*
@@basicallytouche4079 its like $5. the second game is $15 but its 15% off right now.
Well, it’s an anti-sjw, anti-liberal game. It looks funny and isn’t meant to be taken seriously, but Kevin would probably lose more than he gains from playing it. In an age where people won’t distinguish between what is and isn’t meant to be taken seriously, there’s a lot more at stake than you would think.
The phrase "I can still feel the presence of that evil, evil, baby" is something I use in my everyday speech. Thank you Kevin
Day 90 of telling Kevin to revisit The Bee Movie Game
I'm guessing you really like jazz
@@FrenchFries2 Oh yeah
@Gray Unicorn_10 the word "revisit" is there for a reason
I legit thought this said the bee gee movie game. Now I'm super disappointed there isn't a bee gee game... that I know of 😂😂if it exists, kevin needs to play it!
@@jennmullins1063 Aww I wish
Why does this store look like the recurring retail establishment in my dreams? 🤣🤣🤣
We must all be having the same retail nightmares 🤔🤷♀️
“Oh my god that’s so obnoxious.”
Sums up everything Karen says.
00:55. I’ve played games that are supposed to have jump scares. They never bothered me. That time stamp did it.
Day 2 of demanding Kevin puts Default in the Sims 4 universe
y e s
Y E P
Call Me Turg hi turggg
But if Kevin puts default, that means he needs to modify a female sim to look like default, which means that female sim no longer has a default personality
Yes but also YES
Actually terrifying, I don’t think I’m going to sleep tonight, Holy crap that was terrifying.
Oh god, this was actually scary
I am scared & I'm only 3 minutes in
@@misspopcoin2204 I'm so glad it's not just me. :')
It really is!!!
this is genuinely scary and i started in retail stocking shelves last month rip