We need a name for the guy that barges in the stall right next to you, bangs the seat down, sits on it so hard it shacks the wall and unloads like he opened the main dump valve on the back of a full heavy tanker.
I'm a 38 year old woman but I obviously have the maturity level of an eight year old boy because I am currently laughing so hard I have tears running down my face!
@@iainballas basically the Emergency Response Guidebook explains how to deal with the spillage of certain chemicals wether liquid or gas as in how to contain or neutralize them and dispose of them appropriately hence why the Hazmat guy was reading the book (this is off of memory and I could be wrong so anyone that knows for sure correct me if im wrong)
It's always great when acronyms get out of hand. I just completed this year's sshat training. Site specific hazard awareness training. It's always a good once in a room full of construction workers.
I haul hazmat. Back last century I went to a plant to load had to watch a video and take a test. The jist of the test was you here this one siren. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
Fun fact: the oldest known joke ever recorded was found in a 4,000-year-old ancient Sumerian text. Guess what kind of joke it was. Yes, this is quite literally the oldest joke in the book.
And if you join a FAP branch near a coastal area, you will also be trained to use a Solar Energy Maritime Emergency Node, S.E.M.E.N. with the Common Usage Manual, or C.U.M.
@@tylervictoriap First time I saw it and went for it, I was told "no, that's the houligan bar, HOULIGAN, GET IN THERE" and sure enough, HULK SMASH ensued, then we had an ingress point.
@@QemeH That's where I did that, when I was on the Sheriff's Dept I just had crow bars accessible, but I then realized I'm a firefighter not a cop, and switched and well, the Halligan Bar and I just matched, and I basically learned from old school hulk how to truly use it.
Love Acronyms. I worked for the Health Dept. We needed a name for a project. I suggested Community Resource Action Plan. They liked it, until i told them I was just joking! The Special Health Initiative Team, did not work either.
Least mature: "Haha fart funny." Thinks their mature: "I'm too old and smart to laugh at fart jokes." Truly wise: "Flatulence humor and fart-based insults have been documented for many centuries across a wide variety of cultures. Along with slapstick it is among the most universal forms of humor, and when done intelligently can be highly entertaining even for mature audiences."
Love from the UK my fella would love to meet you you're hilarious, thank you for keeping people safe,,keep yourselves safe also,, seem,, could you teach our firefighters how to have a sense of humor pleeeeeeze
When you wait over a year for the application window to open, submit a resume, do the CPAT, do the initial job interview, do the psych evaluation, do the drug screening, do the medical exam, do the chief's interview, graduate the academy, do six months of FTO, and a year on probation only to deal with diabetics, crackheads, hypochondriacs, and micromanaging narcissists. Just joking around. Thank y'all for what you do. Sincerely Air Force Security Forces veteran
We need a name for the guy that barges into the bathroom, rushes to the first open stall next to the urinals, undoes his pants and then shits all over the floor and walls and misses the toilet entirely and walks out without washing his hands... this should also be a felony...
Back on the ooooold Rainbow 6 game, mid to late 90s, F.A.R.T. was a "cheat" code. Your whole team would be farting along. Then the voice lines!!! "Watch your fire! I'm under fire! Negative! Hold, team hold! Help, taking friendly fire!"
Remember an Over Dose patient! He ODed on Laxatives! Had to transport to hosp which was a little over 30 miles away! Witnesses said, when everything "Let Go" it actually straightened out his legs! He had been on a bar stool! Bar (19th hole) was cleared out, when we got there!
Love! Couldn't stop laughing after the dry heave! Only thing is time difference. The clock in the back: Hazmat 5:27, Fire attack 5:39, Hazmat 5:28. Just fyi.
The time clock on the back of the wall keep changing and showing inconsistently in the time. 5:27 pm, then 5:39 pm, then 5:37 pm, then 5:28 pm, What weird dimensional time shifting universe are they living in ?
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We need a name for the guy that barges in the stall right next to you, bangs the seat down, sits on it so hard it shacks the wall and unloads like he opened the main dump valve on the back of a full heavy tanker.
did you mean to reference a tanker instead of a tender? because that'd be some impressive poopin'.
Dynamic entry
"Drop the load!"
I once had to crap sooo bad i had to triple flush a truckstop toilet. Lost 5 or 6 lbs that time.
I've had days like that. Sometimes its the only way you make it to the pot.
I'm a 38 year old woman but I obviously have the maturity level of an eight year old boy because I am currently laughing so hard I have tears running down my face!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Never lose your sene of humor. Laugh lines are so much better than frown lines imo.
SOOO glad that I am not the only one!!!
Lolo, in my 60s same. Ditto. I have 4 brothers and gained up on again with 2 GGS. Id not change it though.
Ikr!😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
41 here and same 😂😂
Nice touch having HAZMAT reading the Emergency Response Guidebook.
explain for the kids in back?
@@iainballas basically the Emergency Response Guidebook explains how to deal with the spillage of certain chemicals wether liquid or gas as in how to contain or neutralize them and dispose of them appropriately hence why the Hazmat guy was reading the book (this is off of memory and I could be wrong so anyone that knows for sure correct me if im wrong)
@@laflxmexx5224 thanks
nice to see one can still get a straight answer around these parts :)
I have that exact 2016 NIOSH sitting on my desk
When hazmat is out, you know its bad
yup
I don't care how old you are. Fart jokes never get old
Sounds cool and funny😂😂
Yeah, they do.
@@veramae4098 No, they really don't. Heh. Fart
Darn tootin'!.......oh wait.... 😫
@@WeeRattyMau5 lol. That’s Fanny tastic
You forgot the dry F.A.R.T. (Vent team)
And the Wet one I think LMAO
@@HannTheftAudio they got that one
It's always great when acronyms get out of hand. I just completed this year's sshat training. Site specific hazard awareness training. It's always a good once in a room full of construction workers.
I haul hazmat. Back last century I went to a plant to load had to watch a video and take a test. The jist of the test was you here this one siren. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
@@jerrykinnin7941 ooh, hydrogen sulfide alarm?
@@samuelmellars7855 it was a fertilizer plant.
Fun fact: the oldest known joke ever recorded was found in a 4,000-year-old ancient Sumerian text. Guess what kind of joke it was. Yes, this is quite literally the oldest joke in the book.
How the hell do you know that?
@@kathyroux7386 Science/history TH-cam channels, followed by a quick internet search to confirm what they said.
Humanitiy neither did nor will ever change.
We just get more expensive toys to play with over time.
The Fast Action Response Team is a department in the Family Assistance Program also known as FAP.... Why is everyone laughing?
Oh I don't know... it wouldn't by chance happen to do with the first letter of each word now would it? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh my god now I'm dying laughing
Well almost Everyone is laughing because they understand the joke.
Exept for those who ask "why is everyone laughing" 🤣😂🤣😂
And if you join a FAP branch near a coastal area, you will also be trained to use a Solar Energy Maritime Emergency Node, S.E.M.E.N. with the Common Usage Manual, or C.U.M.
@@randompheidoleminor3011 STOOOOOOP!!! I'M DYING!!
"WHEN DO WE GET TO BREAK STUFF"
*has a crow halligan*
It’s called a halligan ☺️ even cooler than a crow bar
@@tylervictoriap Oh yeah 😂
@@tylervictoriap First time I saw it and went for it, I was told "no, that's the houligan bar, HOULIGAN, GET IN THERE" and sure enough, HULK SMASH ensued, then we had an ingress point.
@@SheepdogSmokey Our water fairy buddies call it _Hooligan tool_ as well, they seem quite proud of that :)
@@QemeH That's where I did that, when I was on the Sheriff's Dept I just had crow bars accessible, but I then realized I'm a firefighter not a cop, and switched and well, the Halligan Bar and I just matched, and I basically learned from old school hulk how to truly use it.
Fire dept acronyms are the best, this is even better than the good ol B.R.A.T. (brush rapid attack truck)
Almost as good as the Australian Secret Service's Fast Urban Combat Key Engagement Response Squad
Oh I see what you're doing there.
This is such an Australian acronym.
He forgot the senior team ( old f.a.r.t )🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I HAD THIS PLAYING ON SURROUND SOUND.
IT RATTLED THE WALLS
As any good fart should!
I farted literally 3 seconds before you gasped and yelled “What is that smell!?”
🤣
Jason gagging is the funniest part haha
Love Acronyms. I worked for the Health Dept. We needed a name for a project. I suggested Community Resource Action Plan. They liked it, until i told them I was just joking! The Special Health Initiative Team, did not work either.
Least mature: "Haha fart funny."
Thinks their mature: "I'm too old and smart to laugh at fart jokes."
Truly wise: "Flatulence humor and fart-based insults have been documented for many centuries across a wide variety of cultures. Along with slapstick it is among the most universal forms of humor, and when done intelligently can be highly entertaining even for mature audiences."
What he said ^
Literally, the oldest recorded joke we know of is a fart joke.
So this is what working rescue is like lol
Oh, no......it’s way worse than this.
Search & Rescue won;t need hazmat. They need a coroner
0:46 made me laugh so hard. Thanks, I really needed that!
Love from the UK my fella would love to meet you you're hilarious, thank you for keeping people safe,,keep yourselves safe also,, seem,, could you teach our firefighters how to have a sense of humor pleeeeeeze
Jason is one thing the USA would love to export more of :D
“HOLY MOTHER OF SHART!”
*DRIVE HEAVE*
Fart 1"I'm surprised explosive fart didn't blow the place up yet"
Explosive fart: "We don't have to blow everything up. We just like to"
Holy crap have not laughed that hard in years, your facial expressions are magic.
I thought you were supposed to save the big ones for when you ride in the rig.
Just when I thought you couldn’t get any funnier, you do!
Does the Fast Action Response Team get Special High Intensity Training?
When you wait over a year for the application window to open, submit a resume, do the CPAT, do the initial job interview, do the psych evaluation, do the drug screening, do the medical exam, do the chief's interview, graduate the academy, do six months of FTO, and a year on probation only to deal with diabetics, crackheads, hypochondriacs, and micromanaging narcissists.
Just joking around. Thank y'all for what you do.
Sincerely
Air Force Security Forces veteran
Dude this was almost as good as the video.
I wanted to report your comment but they didnt have a space for fucking awsome.
Who doesn’t love some good old fashioned fart humour
Me: do u hear that?
Friend: hear what?
Me: a fart is coming
Me: "The sound of horror." *locks the window.*
Every old man ever= admin
Every young guy ever= silent
Me= WHAT THE SHART
What a nice way for a video I would have titled: "if farts were firefighters" or "farts portraited by firefighters"
God, I hope my phone survives that shower.....damn soda hurts in your nose!!😎
bahaha ive been known to clear a truck after eating mexican food
This guy is a pro at dry heaves
I think I smelt that last one through my computer screen..
Not sure, could be my dogs.
We need a name for the guy that barges into the bathroom, rushes to the first open stall next to the urinals, undoes his pants and then shits all over the floor and walls and misses the toilet entirely and walks out without washing his hands... this should also be a felony...
Any plans for a second annual FART meeting?
this is such childish humour I love it😂😂
Looks like only 3 admin dude have seen this video.
This is by far my favorite skit you've ever uploaded Jason! 🤣
Always Sunny in Philadelphia
(Forcible Entry)
Mac: “I’m a born smasher! I can smash better than you! Wanna have a smash off?!”
Back on the ooooold Rainbow 6 game, mid to late 90s, F.A.R.T. was a "cheat" code. Your whole team would be farting along. Then the voice lines!!! "Watch your fire! I'm under fire! Negative! Hold, team hold! Help, taking friendly fire!"
That Emergency Response Guidebook, though.
I have a new idea for the Fast Action Response Teams vehicle.
I call it the Super High Intensity Transporter.
Dude can do a pretty good Patrick Warburton impression hahaha
Whether it was intentional or not 😅
Remember an Over Dose patient!
He ODed on Laxatives! Had to transport to hosp which was a little over 30 miles away!
Witnesses said, when everything "Let Go" it actually straightened out his legs! He had been on a bar stool! Bar (19th hole) was cleared out, when we got there!
If that's the team leader, who's the silent partner?
MIght be a good idea to hold this particular meeting outside?
Great job coming up with this and great acting skills lol
The $hit gets real when you have to send in the FART......
Oh Jesus this was hilarious XD. Well done!
Taps shoulders repeatedly, GAS GAS GAS!
I haul hazmat freight. Holy shit that's the same orange book
It's fed gov book. They like keeping their color codes easy and their wording confusing.
Too f🤬ckin funny 😂😂😂😂😂
Are we ever going to see a second or third annual video? Lmao
Sounds like a typical C-shift at Winter Haven Fire Department Station 2!!!
I'm lmao cause I used to tell my interns when they get spun to FART fall back & rethink
My sick sense of humor is working over time
Love! Couldn't stop laughing after the dry heave! Only thing is time difference. The clock in the back: Hazmat 5:27, Fire attack 5:39, Hazmat 5:28. Just fyi.
Hahaha! I love the Acronym!
Great video!!!!
What about the Kinetic Action Regional Emergency Network?
Basically they solve complex emergencies by talking to the manager.
That was great!
Such a good laugh.
Now this is hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing
GENIUS
Haha that was awesome
Dry heaving compilation when
He reminds me of Bill Burr.
Towards the end it sounds like Jason is saying "may dismiss?"
Y'all are ate up!!!!
I've done all of them, but u also need to watch out for the barking Wall 🕷️ too, BTW i farted WHILE typing this 🥴💨😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao, I died at Shart FART
R O T F L M A O. !
I'm getting tears from laughing. Or is it the fart from admin?
@@alexmalm6406 Its not the smell, it the burning sensation in your eyes...
Hey, won’t you get a copyright claim for releasing footage of ALL the training for the characters on 911 Lone Star?
Do some departments actually call it fart? Ive only ever seen RIT or RIC for rapid intervention team/crew
"We're out"
fart NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fast action response time
aaah....the good ole Fire And Response Team! 🤩😮😪😫😩🤢🤮
Flying F.A.R.T. doesnt cut it so
Aerial F.A.R.T.
The time clock on the back of the wall keep changing and showing inconsistently in the time.
5:27 pm, then 5:39 pm, then 5:37 pm, then 5:28 pm,
What weird dimensional time shifting universe are they living in ?
got the reference
1:01 lol
Bay be shart do do do do do do
Funny as hell
Fart joke of the century
🤣 this is funny
Fart means speed in Norwegian (and i think swedish as well?)
Eh hem FIRST but also great videos love ya!
Is fart a real acronym
holly mother of shart
Cael Sanderson??
😹2016 ERG?
I noticed that too, but we have a pile of 2016 as well. Must’ve been a good year haha
literally farted as I clicked on the video
I laughed so hard I sharted!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 F.A.R.T
Don't view this if you had a fresh belly surgery.
Tested for you.
Unit, team flows better