Crazy how Westworld was such a big part of the pop culture zeitgeist a few years ago, and now we get Shorts framing it like some sort of creepypasta visual.
I wasn't understanding that either, cuz what man of ANY race is just walking around skinless with a metal plate wrapped around his face, absolutely not🤣😂🤣🙌🏾
@@AnakinGozie77 The beating of the heart, the inhaling and exhaling of the lungs, the neuron activations in the brain, they should all be detectable if a blink can be detected
Is that why nothing’s getting done? So if white jokes are chill here , can I make a joke? Shirley you heard the joke of the food stamps and work boots, correct? It’s a pretty interesting world When people can make jabs, but cannot take them
I think the best term I’ve ever heard for people like me is honky. I am so interested in knowing where the term honky came from.. It just sounds so silly like I don’t even even find it offensive..
@@gaymertimeIt’s about a theme park full of life-like androids who are essentially dolls for the guests to fulfill their own ‘quests’ (think red dead redemption but in real life), who then gain consciousness and a desire to leave the park. I *would* recommend watching it but sadly it’s been removed from all streaming services.
@@Cyancat123the first season was just PERFECT, I kinda didn't mind not watching any further seasons. I've seen up to season 3[??] on DVDs for sale but if there's not gonna be a definitive finale then I'm not gonna bother...lol I refuse to let a TV show hurt me ever again!!
@@ShelbyHeffelfinger lol what do you mean no ? It's obviously a joke within the name . You got alot of growing up to do in this world lol . Be blessed 🥰😇
Oh ok. We're talking about the police. Specifically here in Florida. Oh well I've been in the same spot for decades. In my bed. No need for a bed pan or diapers, because I can't get up to dump it or change it. They will detect my movement. I don't eat anyway so I don't need to use the restroom. It's a mystery why I am still here.
Well, it's a nice parallel to the first season where several times, a fly would land on a host, often crawling right over their eyeball, with the host giving zero reaction.
@tristansmith8960 the reason being is that white thing is a robot humanity built, and lost the war to when the robots rebelled. Shooting them didn't work, it just pissed them off more. So to answer your question, it's there are no more guns because they were taken from humans when they lost to war against the machines. To answer the Op, yes it did survive a .50 cal barrage. It defeated everything thrown at them.
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Title: Westworld (2016)
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Yep
😊😊
“Could you explain why you’re late?”
“A strange white man.”
"I get it"
Imaginee
“Forgiven. Same happened to me last night.”
💀💀💀
😂
*The fly:* "We do a little bit of trolling"
LMAO
#MAGA
(Editors Note) Thanks for the highlight.
bulldog rep
Bro got his permadeath run ended by the cheap fly + strange white man combo, I pray for his health 🙏
@@TheIntruder395 #MAGA
"This white man" 😂😂😂😂 😮😮😮💀💀💀💀
I mean how else you wanna describe him hes literally a TRUE REAL white man 😂
I'm going to start using that term thanks
Funny shit is. They are the normal humans.check Annunaki out
@@judehanmathe man has no junk. White anthropomorphous being.
Imagine there was a black man💀💀💀💀💀💀
Imagine you are doing a plank and he just sits there😂😭
I'm sorry but I'm not staying there😭
That's some academy shit!
@@adama6440 lol
Better hope you can match Margot Robbie’s record!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Well rip me bc I'll be dead😅
As a person who is a certified statue, this is a win win. No noise, no one bothering me, potentially staying at home the whole time.
you fyuck with medusa bro?
What a boring (but cool) lifestyle.
if your a certified Statue how can you comment on here
Why not sit against a wall, comfortable and easier to stay still
@@VapePanda99 Statues can still move, but not when there's crowded people
“Scary white men” I can’t 💀😭
The world is full of them 😂
Beware
Fear the wrath of the White man.
😂😂😂😂
Sounds more like Sperm men, don't get me wrong.
@@mikkironsen4380 I'm coming for u
The start was just straight just "the WHITE man"just killed me😂😂😂
Almost 30% just 😮
LOL
If that white man came,I would run to white house..
WOWW MEEE SO SMARTTTT🤩🤩🤩
The white man gets angry and eliminates him. This white man makes this girl scared...
😂haha
white man: english or spanish?
everyone:
I was just trying to find this comment if someone would say it
Yes
@ssamsweatymichael6988
Bro is the definition of "haha you flinched"
What if you farted, would he come after you?
Yeah ‘haha you flinched now you gonna die’
The white man
@@mik5274💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
@@Nate-bn5kkhed wait for a bit for that stank to go away then grab you
Crazy how Westworld was such a big part of the pop culture zeitgeist a few years ago, and now we get Shorts framing it like some sort of creepypasta visual.
It kinda fell off for me after season 2 tbh
Wait what? The sentient cowboy robot series turned intop a shitty black mirror story? Wow... they jumped the shark this hard?
This is Westworld???
Westworld was already popular before the show. It was a scifi film, first ever to have special fx @@KorianHUN
@@20Quarters After S1*
"This world is filled with these scary white men" bro 💀💀
😭😭😭
Shut up
It's even funnier that most of them are all wearing black clothing.
This sounds like our world. What's the difference 😂
We pretend they're safe when they aren't
Basically you have to play the role as a weeping angel. 😂
As a fellow white man, i can confirm this is what we do in our free time
Edit: glad I could make you guys laugh a little 😹
So you're the reason my dad hasn't come home in 30 years. It makes sense.
@@shanechannel7066 Me and boys caught his lacking
We take shifts
@@ASMODEUSGaming-y5x alright I'm done for today, you tag in lil bro
@shanechannel7066 he's just getting a pack of smokes. He'll be back any day now.
Man: blinks and dies
Woman and daughter: runs and survives
@AjproEpic no
@@SouthKoreaEASMakerbruh💀💀💀💀
It’s almost like he was busy killing someone else
Son
@@DorkyDogBoyFr
So this is what twitter was afraid of
Right. Blatant Racism.
And it doesn't get banned!
Ok.
Lawyer up.
Twitter was afraid of Free Speech?
@@lockmuertos white men
@@mr.trollman.😭
Gen Alphas be like "I would say English or Spanish so we both wouldn't move😂
Thats not how it works boomer
"Scary white man" that just killed me like couldn't you just have said its a alien or a monster 😂
I wasn't understanding that either, cuz what man of ANY race is just walking around skinless with a metal plate wrapped around his face, absolutely not🤣😂🤣🙌🏾
😂😂😂😂
Well it’s a robot so neither would be right lol
@@TT-fv5rookay then strange white humanoid
@@TT-fv5ro "Robot" 🤔
“How did you break your neck”
“A white guy”😂😂😂
From Among Us
@LosLee89"Guys lets vote out orange i saw him vent"
The white man, guy doesn't sound as good
😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
@@MieshaMiyelaorange aka Donald Trump
Those people did the mannequin challenge extremely well.
It's been a long while since I've heard that name
Idk why this made me laugh
For dear life
*BLACK BEATLES* 🕺
Their life depended on it. Lol.
Bro took "english or Spanish?" To a another level 💀💀
“Schools will remain open” 💀💀💀
This is so true
"This world is full of scary white men" he really had to end it like that 😂
Do you mean the AI voice?
that has to be a kkk refrence for black people
"White man" very specific
Not too far off from real life 😂
I mean throughout history, who can blame him 🤷🏿♂️
Imagine if you tripped and Saw the man would you have cartoon physics to pause mid air?
😂😂😂
Theyre imitating androids so they would fall but maintain position
@@GustavoSilva-ny8jc yeah let me just ragdoll fall rq
*proceeds to defy physics*
I’d have cartoon physics not to change position when I landed. White man distant know what position I was tossed in… 😂😂😂
Id start dancing when he's not looking
"can you explain why didn't you go to work?"
*Literally dead*
“Can you explain why you were late to work?”
There was a white man
Oh shi-
the. R Caps
😠🤓😛🙏
YAY 647 LIKES
@@NancyWambui-ki2ll bro what
Man: blinks once
The white man: “And I took that personally”
Underrated asf
2019 ahh comment
If it can detect movement that good, then how can it not detect the organs moving up and down?🤔
What r you saying
@@AnakinGozie77 The beating of the heart, the inhaling and exhaling of the lungs, the neuron activations in the brain, they should all be detectable if a blink can be detected
Because TV that's why 😂@@ItsWazzza
@AnakinGozie77 if it doesn't need eyes to know a blink then it can defo hear a heart beat
I presume maybe it’s not hearing it’s seeing maybe they can see everything around them
Man who blinked once: 💀
Woman literally walking right infront of him: 👍
Where are the replies
Andrew tate ahh comment💯💯
how@@Stygros
@@Stygroshow
@@Stygroshow
"Dont move if you see the White Man" 😂🤣😂🤣💀
Ok💀💀
Aight💀💀💀
Reminds me of the good days
No more looking in the mirror I guess.
Looks at me: well shi-
Without the narrator, I would have no idea what was going on on screen every second
me neither, he's so helpful
xD
Out here doing God's work
190 like!!
Bro did masters in Yeperature and Yaponomics that's why
Bro takes English or Spanish to another level
When you have no ideas left for a Movie
They weren't stopping for him sukuna said stop .
I prefer this over another crappy remake
Wait till you see season 2
"The black men"
Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣
The big black men
@@TheAverageShadowfanthe big black oily men
And season 3 is " white man VS black man"
😂 NO! that's Racist
Usually we gotta act like we are busy working when he comes around.
😂😂😂😂😂
You got a chuckle out of me, I’ll give you that.
"Back in my day-- "👴
Is that why nothing’s getting done?
So if white jokes are chill here , can I make a joke?
Shirley you heard the joke of the food stamps and work boots, correct? It’s a pretty interesting world When people can make jabs, but cannot take them
I think the best term I’ve ever heard for people like me is honky. I am so interested in knowing where the term honky came from.. It just sounds so silly like I don’t even even find it offensive..
"English and spanish" ahh moment 💀💀
Unoriginal 🤦♂️
“The world is full of these scary white men”
got me and my friend screaming 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Lmfao
Not "the white man" 😭💀
“Give me a good reason why i shouldnt fire you”
A strange white man that can see movement
Imaging being able to see movement as a white man.
Bro took English or Spanish to a whole another level💀
Wow, I didn't know that Warhammer Titan has another job 😅
That's a nice reference 🤣
White version of God from OPM 😂
@@Mope333☠️
"Hey, I have an idea: let's all beat him!"
Good id3a
Me who has several mental illnesses: I GOT AN IDEA MYSELF LAD!
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Yes
The White Man just wanted to ask directions to the nearest Starbucks.
He just wanted their attention in order to get a nice beverage, humans can be so rude to statue men. 😂
Don't answer him careful
Nah he wanted to “discover” their land
@@astronauttheoceangod2357damn that was lame, must be miserable being a sad sack
“Scary white man”😂
As a white person I can comfirm this is what we do.
😂
LMAOO
💀💀💀
But why ? 😢
@@firedup692 it’s fun >:)
“Scary white man” is wild 💀
And so true‼️
Dont hug me im scared
This is a TV show called Westworld, the host drones (white man) first appear in season 2. 🤗
what is the show about?
@@gaymertimeIt’s about a theme park full of life-like androids who are essentially dolls for the guests to fulfill their own ‘quests’ (think red dead redemption but in real life), who then gain consciousness and a desire to leave the park.
I *would* recommend watching it but sadly it’s been removed from all streaming services.
@@Cyancat123 damd
@@gaymertimeit’s not removed from everything I know a website that I’ve used for over 10 years and it’s up there now
@@Cyancat123the first season was just PERFECT, I kinda didn't mind not watching any further seasons. I've seen up to season 3[??] on DVDs for sale but if there's not gonna be a definitive finale then I'm not gonna bother...lol I refuse to let a TV show hurt me ever again!!
White man:"English or spanish" 😂😂
Bro took English or Spanish into a whole new level 💀
stfu these people can’t understand nika
Fr
The white man: English or spanish?
Everybody: *turned into a statue that should be put in a museum*
FR FRRRR
But this was before English or Spanish
"911 what's your emergency"
"theres a white man behind me"
Edit:thank you for likes
“Sorry we can’t move”
(MOVES) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
fall down after step on shit
gdooddooddid
😂
DAMN COLONISERS 😂
"THE WHITE MAN"😂😂😂😅
No
@@ShelbyHeffelfinger lol what do you mean no ? It's obviously a joke within the name . You got alot of growing up to do in this world lol . Be blessed 🥰😇
It's good thing there are both narration and subtitles. Otherwise you couldn't understand what is happening.
For real bro, I mean, It'd be insanely tough to understand without the Narrator and text
@@MountainofSteel yes ofc
“BaBY YoU GoT SOmEthInG iN YoUR noSe”😭
oh no you sneeze you die 😅
Sneering that k did you feel the hole 👃
Have you found peace for yourself, new boyfriend ain’t gon fill the void.
"Do YoU eVeN rEaLlY lIkE tHiS tRaCk TaKe AwAy ThE dRugS wOuLd YoU fEeL tHe NoIsE"
YALL ARE PLAYING TOO MUCH😭
Where to get this movie??
When he said “the world is filled with these scary white men” I was on the floor dying lol 🤣💀
I mean their hearts are beating, and they are breathing, their chests are contracting and expanding, that's all movement
Only external movements
But someone else in that crowd has had to blink in all the time it takes for him to scan the area
Brother when ur not breathing ur heart doesnt beat
@@giorgikodalashvili-xb8qxbrother skipped school.
@@giorgikodalashvili-xb8qxwhen u specifically is breathing, ur brain ain’t working
Omg. Thanks so much for the explanation!!!!! I couldn't have got through this clip without you, Mr. TH-camr!
And your employer would still go "you were 5 minutes late, I won't be paying you today"
why would an employee pay someone? arent the employees supposed to get payed?
@@SgRulz they said "employer"
@@blazeplayz323 ever known what a typo is
@@SgRulzhow did you do a typo twice
@@insertnamehere7765 exactly
Ok this sound is gonna be used out of context💀
Imagine hearing this blind
YOOOOOO LMAOOOOOO
"Red light!"
*guy blinks*
"You moved!"
"I only blinked!"
"That counts!"
Oh ok. We're talking about the police. Specifically here in Florida. Oh well I've been in the same spot for decades. In my bed. No need for a bed pan or diapers, because I can't get up to dump it or change it. They will detect my movement. I don't eat anyway so I don't need to use the restroom. It's a mystery why I am still here.
The sequel….”The Scary Black Man”
Also the yellow man
@@aria.e played by Grammy winning brown man
He just standing there, menacingly!
The black man , come eating white man.
@@aria.ethen the brown man 😂
My ADHD ass ain't surviving this lmao💀
me too💀💀💀
Same
Same
😂😂😂
We are dead bois.
The military:looks like we got company boys
😮 bro with the long hair was looking like he was moving before he blinked 😅😂❤😊
That fly really screwed that guy 😂🤣
Well, it's a nice parallel to the first season where several times, a fly would land on a host, often crawling right over their eyeball, with the host giving zero reaction.
“English or Spanish” ahh moment💀
Fr
I agree💀
I came to the comments just for you 😂😂
The white dudes have no gender
I was bout to say that bruv but it ok I like yo comment
Bro I would have been dead on the first encounter 😂
Same
If you’re Black or Mexican 😂 then yeah
@@Mope333 or a none American white person
*looks at my shaky hands*
Same
What's the name of the series or Movie? Someone please! Thank you!
Is this how black people see police stations-
as a black guy I can confirm this is true
💀
@@TendajisWorldTV 😂
Sucks for you guys 😂
🤣🤣🤣
The White Man, leaning to closer to the victim before their execution, whispers:
“Mayonnaise is spicy.”
You’d never make such a joke about black people. You have no spine.
I'd be risking my life to say:"So is your girlfriend." Lol-
@@YourgoddamnidiotWAIT WHAT-
It can be I think 😂
💀
You know what moves so fast that he can't catch? A 50 cal barrage
If you have seen the movie can you please explain to me why they can't just shoot it
@@tristansmith8960 Maybe it’s a Gabaghoul.
@@tristansmith8960its a tv show westworld
@tristansmith8960 the reason being is that white thing is a robot humanity built, and lost the war to when the robots rebelled. Shooting them didn't work, it just pissed them off more.
So to answer your question, it's there are no more guns because they were taken from humans when they lost to war against the machines.
To answer the Op, yes it did survive a .50 cal barrage. It defeated everything thrown at them.
@@scorch2155Did they try a missile?
Bro took English or Spanish to a different level 💀
Beware: A tiny fly killed 3 ppl
Bro started a auction against people😂😂
😂😂😂
This is why flies are the worst animals to exist
That fly was a little bastard.
Mosquitoes: I receive your blood, you get dengue ❤️
Umm actually 🤓👆, a fly isn't a animal, it's a insect
@@Open_YourEyesinsects are still animals tf are you on about. Bro gratuated from tge mc donalds parking lot
@@NoahCallenberg oh, my fault, I thought insects and animals were different
Don't worry it's just one of Clyde Barker's new cinnabites...
"red light green light" 😂
"red light green light" "white men"
>:(
"THESE SCARY WHITE MEN" 🤣🤣
how to survive? Be the camera man
How to survive from comments like these?🤨
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 The cameraman never dies, even going into the event horizon in a black hole.
It's a scene from a tv show, there is no camera man
I am the camera man
" English or Spanish " taken to a whole new level.
This is from the show Westworld.
Such a quality show
@@duhJaank *Was
Thanks
Hollywood movie directors trying to make the dumbest movie plot known to mankind:
Its not a movie, its a series... and the series is actually awesome. Genius isnt something houre often referred to am I right?
@@DeathbySkullfxxxI find it funny that neither the CIA nor the FBI nor the US military didnt even care about this...
@@DeathbySkullfxxx Seems like you're in the same boat as him then.
It’s basically negative subliminal messaging designed to fuel hatred and paranoia among minorities against white men.
Nah this is trash
“The white man”
Every white person:💀
That fly is the biggest opp on the block 🥷🏿
Bro wants all the smoke ☠️🙏🏾
The villain:The white man
The hero:the black man
Sounds like a movie written by a modern Twitter user 😂
That is the best way to do a movie, as it's realistic
@@donvalentinoproductions78Huh? How is that realistic?
I CANT BREATHE
Yellow man enters the chat
The cameraman is a legend 😂😂😂
Edit:ty for 1k likes
Camera man never dies he is the w
No, it's the person black filming i guess?
It's a movie
So true 😂
Yeah
That fly is really a menace💀
Fly: HEE HEE HEE HAW!
"Baby you got something in your nose" THE ENGLISH OR SPANISH AHH MOMENT 😭
That’s just The Spot trying to find his spots. 😂
Then the hero. BLACK MA-
👮🏻♂️🚔🚨
No, that's the villain
shut up @@BlessTheEnclave
don't be rude to black people
@@TREWQDSAW😂😂
“This white guy”💀💀💀
If y’all get me to 2k likes I’ll make a Easter egg hunt for the comments I post on videos
Man*
Is movie racist?
rasiiiist🤣
@@lilboi4669 probably
Notice how everyone that is evil in this video is white but the normal people that are the “good guys” are mixed racial
Real definition of english or spanish
Bro really said English or Spanish to the whole world 💀
Fr
I was about to say that
Same💀@@Rayben_Edits
Aww I just commented that now I’m gonna get YoU cOppIed comments better delete it
I just says the joke
"The hands of death could not hold me"
-Kratos
bro started his own villian arc 💀
edit: omg thanks for 520 likes!
edit2: wow thanks FOR 708 LIKES!
Lol
😐
Utytrhryrttte🎉
Racism:
@@Cdenoyo how
When everbody stops moving its just like someone said english or spanish💀
Really said to the little girl “son”💀
Bro ots a boy he Just has long hair
Naw,can't even blink in Detroit 😭