Fun fact: Punching sharks, primarily on their nose and their gills, is actually effective in keeping a shark away from you. Well, more effective than say, swimming away, or guns.
You'd be surprised at how effective a Mossberg 590A1® Tactical 12 Guage Pump-Action Shotgun with 14" barrel, pistol-grip and SpeedFeed® Stock can be in CQC! Or, the trusted Desert Eagle .50 cal with 300gr XTP-HP rounds!😁 That said, most of us strap a diver's knives to our legs - usually your dominant or rear leg/foot on the Astro Trac Pad - before paddling-out. We've a lot of different sharks, but the most frequently seen are the mean-as-Hell Bull Sharks. Like the one that hit our mate mid-wave. Survived, but that was terrifying to watch.
How confident are you in your ability to throw punches underwater? If your answer is something along the lines of "Very. I am very confident in my ability to throw punches underwater," then I am sorry, but I have a strong feeling that you are mistaken.
So actually Safe= you can't punch with it Euclid= it's somewhat hard to punch with keter= insta kills sharks thaumiel= doesn't kill sharks on its own but can help and Apollyon= Kills sharks without even trying to kill the shark
Get. Out. Now. You are also a closet shark. The SPC has been notified. I'd ask you to run, but you don't have legs, so I am going to start punching you through the internet with this paranormal object I just found in the couch cushions.
Skrighk If you hesitate you will also be classed as a closet shark and shall receive the customary strike. In the face. Cause... we'd punch you in the face...you closet shark.
So in this alternative universe, this is what's normal to them, and when they see what the SCP Foundation does, they would be as confused as us when we see the SPC Foundation.
I'm watching this in 2023.. ..and if anyone is still wondering what would happen to the world if the SPC ever neglected their shark-punching duties - please note that the last time this happened was in Q1 2020.
I am sure the Global Crushing Oceanists will have a place for you, they don't discriminate between sharks and dolphins, or other oceanic puncheable entities.
The self parody of the Foundation where all anomalies are sharks, they can be neutralized and contained via punching and non-shark anomalies are used to punch sharks
I was new to the SCP foundation at that the time I made this comment. I realized that it stood for the shark punching center a couple weeks later. Thanks for trying to explain
I've just broke my new pair of reading Glasses...I think I may have taken a wrong turn in the SPC, I serm to be in a sub-Comittee...S.P.C. Shark Punching Collective or something. ..I don't see a lot of literal sharks in the mid die of London, lots of metaphorical sharks but I feel punching them would lead to my arrest....Oh me I'm confused (I also thought I was listening to classes by Researcher Miller and this seems to have somehow morphed into something like Dr. Clef's Reality Benders...either that or I put the wrong mushrooms in my omelette? I do tend to keep rather a lot of wild herbal meds lying around...c'est la vie!
SPC is a parody of the common misspelling of SCP, they decided to make fun of this annoying trend by calling SPC the "Shark Punching Center" He meant shark punching center.
Okay, wow... wasn't expecting that. I don't actually laugh @ many things, but the Sun Tzu's Art of Punching Sharks made me snort. (Also, I'm a biologist and yes, this is what we actually do)
Fun fact: Punching sharks, primarily on their nose and their gills, is actually effective in keeping a shark away from you. Well, more effective than say, swimming away, or guns.
Thanks, Im gonna punch a shark if one ever tries to eat me!
Well, depends on the gun, above water, I'm taking the gun, below, I'm taking a spear gun
You'd be surprised at how effective a Mossberg 590A1® Tactical 12 Guage Pump-Action Shotgun with 14" barrel, pistol-grip and SpeedFeed® Stock can be in CQC! Or, the trusted Desert Eagle .50 cal with 300gr XTP-HP rounds!😁
That said, most of us strap a diver's knives to our legs - usually your dominant or rear leg/foot on the Astro Trac Pad - before paddling-out. We've a lot of different sharks, but the most frequently seen are the mean-as-Hell Bull Sharks. Like the one that hit our mate mid-wave. Survived, but that was terrifying to watch.
How confident are you in your ability to throw punches underwater? If your answer is something along the lines of "Very. I am very confident in my ability to throw punches underwater," then I am sorry, but I have a strong feeling that you are mistaken.
@@jacobgarsson2447 Good Point
Sun Tzu's 'The Art of Punching Sharks'
"That's why whenever two sharks are in the same room it's called an aquarium. UNLESS IF IT'S A SHARK FARM!"
my thoughts exactly
The Crayfish Insurgency approves this message.
The global lobster coalition does not affiliate itself with any of the before listed organizations
Don’t forget the church of the broken jaws
[MANNDA] they trade for fish for a not very fish price
@@minnijawsx9060 Or the evil Shark Cult
Gamers against Shark Fin Trading is not happy about this.
this sounds like something Saxton Hale would do
SAXTON HALE
SAAAAAAAAAAAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!
SAXTONNNNN HHAAAAAAAALLLLLLEEEEEEE
That's exactly what I told my friends about the SPC when I discovered it. The anomalous sharks face off against TF2's australians
*SAXTON! HAAAAAAAALe!*
and that's why there are no shark SCP's
will do
But, there are, there's the Cyclopes shark, and the invisible shark entity....
Sara3346 SILENCE
+Sara3346 sir do you hate science
And the Leviathan.
Safe-easily punched
Euclid-more difficult to punch
Keter-extremely difficult to punch
thaumel: shark punching puncher
appolyon: impossible to punch
No, they are still the SCP foundation but they just have the main goal of punching sharks
So actually Safe= you can't punch with it Euclid= it's somewhat hard to punch with keter= insta kills sharks thaumiel= doesn't kill sharks on its own but can help and Apollyon= Kills sharks without even trying to kill the shark
Raises Hand
Can I kick the sharks?
Get. Out. Now. You are also a closet shark. The SPC has been notified. I'd ask you to run, but you don't have legs, so I am going to start punching you through the internet with this paranormal object I just found in the couch cushions.
*****
I'm not a shark, I'm a sting ray...
Brian Rooney CLOSE ENOUGH TO SHARK TO PUNCH.
Now I'm a Bear!
Fetchdafish
:Turns Fetchdafish into a Shark:
This is Dr brights orientation attempt isn't it?
Yep
Lol sure...if you’re a whale man
'oh hey it says spc isntead o-- OH.'
So if you try to explain SCP to someone and they keep saying SPC just let them know we are containing anomalies, not punching sharks... in the face.
DON'T LOSE SIGHT OF THE GOAL,YOUR FIST IN A SHARK'S FACE XD XD XD
Headcanon this is the scp foundation of another universe.
I bet the hole scp includes this universe
Actually that’s exactly what it in “actual” SCP canon
@@coletakkish4389 there is no canon though
@Name Surname There are literally Canon Hubs
@@pokesonav but those aren't canon.
This guy reminds me so much of the TF2 soldier
This needs to get animated now
I was literally just about to say that, I actually read it in his voice
Heartache More like Saxton Hale
@@hmmyou2544 SAXTON HAAAAAAAAALE
So.... Don't kill the shark. Just beat it senseless with my fists?
Yes!!!
To death, preferably. I know very little about the SPC, but I would imagine they'd tend to skimp out on the details from time to time.
Don't KILL the shark! If you kill it, you can't keep punching it!
Guys, I need help. I think my best friend might be a closet shark. What do I do?
Unfortunately you've gotta punch him in the face.
Skrighk If you hesitate you will also be classed as a closet shark and shall receive the customary strike. In the face. Cause... we'd punch you in the face...you closet shark.
punch the fucker
So in this alternative universe, this is what's normal to them, and when they see what the SCP Foundation does, they would be as confused as us when we see the SPC Foundation.
Fist + shark's face = Success.
You mean *PROFIT*
I'm watching this in 2018, and this seems like an Australian fever dream.
as an aussie, this is an elite and respected division.
I'm watching this in 2023..
..and if anyone is still wondering what would happen to the world if the SPC ever neglected their shark-punching duties - please note that the last time this happened was in Q1 2020.
LOL! The voice he gives the self! XD
I been punching all kinds of sharks. I grew careless. In my rage against the beasts, I punched a dolphin by mistake! What do I do?
You can't do anything, it is hopeless
Its your heart telling you to subscribe to Generation Tech.
@@Laucomagef Thankfully we have Generation Tech to cover the dolphin angle.
I am sure the Global Crushing Oceanists will have a place for you, they don't discriminate between sharks and dolphins, or other oceanic puncheable entities.
Dolphins are perverts, they deserve it
Time when you aren't punching sharks?! Blasphemy!
When you are not punching sharks, you think about punching sharks.
seems like I'm not the only one who was reminded of the TF2 Soldier, judging by the comments
I'm reminded more of Saxton Hale
SPC: Shark Punching Confederation.
Shark Punching Center, says it on the logo.
***** want 2 get haked??
***** No, I don't eat fish.
***** OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEED SOME ALOE VERA FOR THAT BUUURN DOOOOOH
...Oh wait.
I like to think they’re actually protecting humanity with this, and if they stop punching sharks, the world will end
Dr. Bright, we’ve talked about this...
😂😂😂
I think Mr.Torgue would heartily approve of this.
VolticSurge while wearing a bolo tie.
S.P.C foundation:
now sponsored by Saxton Hale's non-Australian brother,
who also studied sun Tzu and his several arts of *things*.
Twelve years ago a Japanese artists made a statue, someone saw it and made a creepypasta, and everything happened from there............
so, the Shark Punching Centre foundation, eh?
Interesting...
Am I the only one who punched a picture of a shark while listening to this? *JUST SAYIN'.*
yes
scp-2316 led me down this immensely bizarre rabbit hole and i am so glad it exists
Tsung Tzu’s “The Art of Punching Sharks” is what got me-
The self parody of the Foundation where all anomalies are sharks, they can be neutralized and contained via punching and non-shark anomalies are used to punch sharks
This guy must be a dolphin.
DOLPHIN PUNCH!!! (Against Sharks)
Which could mean the SPC is a dangerous mind affecting entity that has it's hold on the SCP.
This is where Jotaro got his Ph.D
Foul Fagus It's not fair, he doesn't need a scp to punch sharks. He can stop time and punch 100 sharks... Stands shouldn't count!
he says in part 4 he hasn't stopped time since the Dio fight so he did at least post of his grad work only cheating a little bit
This is what happens when you give dr. Bright red bull...
Sounds more like he's had several lines of coke, maybe with a dash of PCP mixed in there, followed by a shitload of Aderall
"You will jump sharks"
My disappointment level when this wasn't immediately followed by "while punching them": 11
Haha! Seriously hilarious though!
I would love a copy of Sun Tzu's "The Art of Punching Sharks" at my local library. :D
“Because that is what we do at the SPC.” Me: special procedures containment?
Shark punching center
I was new to the SCP foundation at that the time I made this comment. I realized that it stood for the shark punching center a couple weeks later. Thanks for trying to explain
@@antoine_4792 :) np
So I guess shark is the ultimate variable in this endeavor.
LOL! My cousin loves sharks! I wanna see his reaction to this vid! XD
PUNCH YOUR COUSIN
Fu... Punch your cosin
CLOSET SHARK DETECTED!
I saw something about shark week and immediately thought about this
Holy crap I came across this at 10:29 A.M.
theres a song called shark fighter its so perfect for this
Who else feels like this is a speech given by Dr. Bright?
Umm, for some reason I do...
"Raise your hand if youre a shark puncher!!!" *i raise my many times*
"Those sharks aren't going to punch themselves!"
"GO SEE AN ALCHEMIST" fucking cracks me up. 😂😂😂
bring back SPC lore
i thought the way he said scp sounded off. the second time he said it i look at the logo and realized he was saying something entirely different
Shark Punching Center: we do what we must, because we can.
For the good of all of us...except the ones who are dead.
I don't know how many times I watched this video before I realized it said "SPC" instead of "SCP". Definitely an unusual vid, but damn do I love it
Truly, this tale cannot be read in any other voice than in Team Fortress's Soldier.
My dream come true
I like to think that in this alternate universe Sun Tzu wrote The Art of Punching Sharks in place of Art of War
Remember there is a end of the world scenario in which the spc foundation cannot punch sharks
I was like "wait wat SPC doesn't sound right" and then he said it.... And I was blown away. My life is forever changed.
Mobile Task Fist Sharksillon-11 designated "Nine-Fingered Fist" has entered the facility. Any remaining site personnel are-
This seems like if Dr Bright mad president of the scup foundation for a day.
Pokeshorts Scup?
Get some brass knuckles to protect your fragile fists from sharks' dangerous faces.
i got it from the scp website, your move 0.0
actually, it's Shark Punching Center. (I got that from some guy who commented on SCP 173. hilarious.)
Now all I can imagine is a bunch of people trying to punch 173 in the face. With their fists.
I've just broke my new pair of reading Glasses...I think I may have taken a wrong turn in the SPC, I serm to be in a sub-Comittee...S.P.C. Shark Punching Collective or something. ..I don't see a lot of literal sharks in the mid die of London, lots of metaphorical sharks but I feel punching them would lead to my arrest....Oh me I'm confused (I also thought I was listening to classes by Researcher Miller and this seems to have somehow morphed into something like Dr. Clef's Reality Benders...either that or I put the wrong mushrooms in my omelette? I do tend to keep rather a lot of wild herbal meds lying around...c'est la vie!
"Because they dont. Have. Hands." Subscribed.
It's 3:34 am... I should be sleeping, but I'm not. I'm here, watching this.
682? Grew FINS!? FINALLYYYYY!!
Am I the only one who pictures Dr. Bright giving this speech?
We need to make sure we keep him as far away from Dr. Bright as physically possible.
i want to animate this but i don't know what to use.
11 years by now... Please bring more Shark punching anomalies!!!🤜🦈🤛
SPC = Shark Punching Center
SCP = Secure Contain Protect
The SCP collects artifacts and then gives them to the SPC to punch sharks with.
PUNCHING SHARKS WHILE SLEEPING AND READING
You sir, are awesome, and you even posted this on my birthday too. Anyways, congratulations with a new sub
Excellent voices!
Will 3000 be involved? I like 3000.
He's a good eel.
Eels, eels forever.
THE SPC INSPIRED ME TO TAKE AN INTERNSHIP WITH SHARKS :D
I LOVE THIS
SPC is a parody of the common misspelling of SCP, they decided to make fun of this annoying trend by calling SPC the "Shark Punching Center"
He meant shark punching center.
The SCP Foundation and the SPC Foundation ought to buddy up, and put Dr. Bright in charge.
Meanwhile, in an alternate universe...
Oh, I really like this one too.
What.
Did.
I.
Listen.
Too?
Patch Patch
The most beautiful thing in existence
I'M SOOOOOO PUMPED!!!! I'M READY TO JOIN THE SPC!!!!!!
The shark punching center is the greatest thing ever. 169-j is my jam 🤣
If the Speaker was just Duke Nukem I wouldn't be surprised.
This was fucking great, been listening to the play list and have been mind fucked by almost evey video, this was a nice break.
Okay, wow... wasn't expecting that. I don't actually laugh @ many things, but the Sun Tzu's Art of Punching Sharks made me snort. (Also, I'm a biologist and yes, this is what we actually do)
I can't even get through reading this aloud without bursting into laughter.
...With a Duke Nukem voice...
Well done, sir!
Has someone made a Power Thirst -type video of this? CAUSE THIS DESERVES TO BE MADE INTO POWER THIRST!
"FIX IT" - Why do I need to fix something if it doesn't need repaired?
Well, you can always run this through SCP-914 on very fine to see if a shark based XK scenario results. People are so hard to impress these days.
I completely lost it.
9 people are shark-huggers! PUNCH THEM! THEY ARE CLEARLY CLOSET SHARKS!
Sometimes I'm not sure whether to be afraid of the Foundation, amused, or questioning their ethics.
Yes
The SPC has a Doctor called Balboa....
I was thinking more along the lines of Cave Johnson's pre-recorded lectures in Portal 2, but this works.
Let´s chew bubblegum and punch some shark butt! But i am out of bubblegum... so let´s just punch some shark butt!
Chad SPC shark punchers vs. virgin SCP scientists.
why thank u. I might put it up on my pasta 'The Insanity of Kitty Friendly' (in a later entry)
...Your "self" voice is fucking brilliant. I can't.. words don't even.. I love you.
Another thing too add to the list of things Dr.Bright isn't allowed to do.
THAT'S WHAT A SHARK WOULD SAY! *PUNCH*