Man, sometimes I think about how when I was younger, I would sit there and watch Kyutie videos all day, and that she's still making the same amazing videos all this time later lol
I had an issue with people using my trash can. I took their trash out and put it in their own can. Whenever I couldn't reach their cans, I put it outside of their home and their landlord got mad at them lol. It stopped after a few weeks.
Girl I went to the Cat Cafe today and there was this sweet Ginger baby kitty who let me hold him and he fell asleep while I was holding him and I held him like a baby and he loved it so much that he just fell asleep I needed that today it was so cute I even have pictures of him
I once had a friend call me from out of state to come pick him up from jail. Only problem was I was 15 couldn't drive and had no money. Weird call from out of nowhere.
definitely relate to the pooping story, i'd usually hold myself in cause i don't want people to know i'm taking a shit. even worse, let them hear the poo making a loud 'plop' sound the moment it drops into the toilet bowl😭😭
Honestly, I don't think I ever had to experience something like this, but I have to say: pooping is normal and it could be bad for you if you hold it in for too long. If they can't like you while you're pooping, then you should probably rethink the relationship.
Yup, sometimes guys zip themselves up LOL It happened to a guy at a caravan park I was staying at many years ago, by the time he got back from the hospital, everyone knew and was joking about it, that Aussie sense of humour.
I can relate to that guy being scared of ghosts. I've got Phasmophobia ever since I'm a kid, and I know how dumb that fear is, but that's a fear I have. It all started with me being about 6 years old. You know how children, when they're small, don't notice their muscles relaxing before sleep, and usually fall asleep before they even notice that? And how at some point in life, that stops, and now we feel our muscles relaxing first, and then fall asleep? I had that when I was 6. I felt my muscles relax for the first time. I had no idea what a sleep phase is, I was 6. It felt like I was floating. And I was literally thinking: "Oh crap! I'm dying! That floating feeling is my soul floating out into heaven!" On some nights, I had that floating feeling. On other nights, it felt like a lot of small rodents were sucking on my legs with their mouths. And it felt creepy. I always thought of either ghosts or small vampires. Now that I'm an adult, I know what sleep phases are. But my fear of ghosts and other supernatural beings is still embedded in my gut, and I can't shake it at all anymore.
I have a feeling the grandpa came out just to see how the digging was coming along. Like one of those old men who stands around judging construction workers in what I think is Italy
I recently came across your videos and I really enjoy listening to the stories you tell. What I really enjoy the most though are your reactions, especially those times when you read something and then reread it and the look on your face when you realize what was being said. Those times make those stories better no matter how bad they sometimes are to begin with. Keep up the good work.
Honestly I'd probably call my friends to come to the basement with me because I definitely believe in ghosts and shit and basements are creepy. Or I'd get a hose without a basement
Idk how it works in Australia but doesn’t your trash bin count as your personal property? I understand not wanting to cause an issue with your neighbor but let’s say you confront them and then it goes wrong. Write a Reddit post about it and people will most likely assure you you that you’re “NTA”. Because your neighbor is using your private property bruh. You’re too kind omg. I’d probably do the same though.
With cancer, doctors can predict pretty much to the day, when you'll die. I've seen it many times. And my mum was up and walking around, hours before she died. We even made her a roast beef dinner, which she enjoyed.
I was once asked by a neighbour to store his car in my back garden, on the lawn that my toddlers played on. I knew from overhearing a conversation that he was trying to dodge road tax or an accident or something, and wanted to hide it. I told him no. I wasn't going to take the flack for something illegal. After that, his behaviour changed towards me and my children and in the end it got so bad we had to move.
The bin one would be a no. If the trash/garbage collectors find out a dead animal is in it, they can take your bin and refuse to collect it anymore. It's in the contract you sign.
the one where she doesnt want to poop when visiting her boyfriend reminds me of a different story where a woman asked for solutions about her poop that weirdly smells really really bad, to the point that it still lingers in the bathroom after use and anything she tried doesnt work (and apparently, the doctors couldnt find anything wrong with her either). She was worried about her and her boyfriend moving in together, and whether she should tell him in advance or let him experience it for herself. I think they ended up getting a place that had two bathrooms lol
I had a friend whose neighbour asked her to cook the neighbours fish dinner in her oven as the neighbour had cleaned her own oven and didn't want the smell in it.
Wow, ur neighbor sounds rude. I say next trash day when he puts his trash in ur bin, take out his bags and place them in front of his house. I'd leave a note on it (or in his mailbox) for good measure, maybe something like: "Dear neighbor, I've noticed you've been placing ur trash into my bin on trash day. I like to think I've been nice and have able to ignore it thinking this would be a one time thing, but have noticed it is a continuing pattern. Please leave your trash in your bin, I can not have my bin overfilled." If ur bin isn't really overfilled, maybe replace that last line with, "Please leave your trash in your bin, it's common courtesy to not place your trash in someone else's bin." I love your vids btw☺☺
honestly I'd rather crap in a bathroom with no one but you can't hear in the bathroom I held my piss a whole seven hours at a reception party cause I would've been embarrassed to ask where it was I also hold crapping off when in public it sucks I also know about those pigs we as in my family used to go to a small BBQ restaurant the realtor who sold us the house we're currently moving from the food was good they also gave you those pigs every time
my friend may or may not have told me to spell me and told me I forgot the letter d. And that’s where the horror starts because as soon as he said: “you forgot the D” I said “there isn’t a d in me.” And then he went: “not yet”
The fact that the poop guy refused payment is next level
"Poop guy" XD
I saw this comment before I could watch the video... And now I'm scared...
Yes, lord and saviour poop guy. Lord of the sewage, master of poop.
The fukin what?
*coughs fetish
Asking for help burying a body that isn’t even dead yet?! I would be so scared-
Good thing we got the context, lol!
LOL RIGHT?
@@Kyutie. THE GRANDPA ALSO SEEMED SO CHILL ABOUT IT 😭
Yeah.
"heya kid, thanks for helping out with my grave!"
That first one😳 that’s so weird that the grandpa hadn’t even died yet?? And asking someone out of context to help bury a body
Congrats you are first :)
@@ATM2306 Thank you! :)
SO TRUE. imagine getting that text without context....
i see your comments on every video of hers 😆
@Talia. Me too
Man, sometimes I think about how when I was younger, I would sit there and watch Kyutie videos all day, and that she's still making the same amazing videos all this time later lol
AHAHAH wow we getting olddd!!
@@Kyutie. Haha, yeah, I still really enjoy your videos too :)
We all need a Dan in our lives. That’s a real friend
Some people dont deserve a friend like him
I love the second story. That’s a true friend right there
I cant hold in my farts or poop. I have learned to not be embarrassed about it (AFAB)
If someone cant handle a human body function, they arent for you
I had an issue with people using my trash can. I took their trash out and put it in their own can. Whenever I couldn't reach their cans, I put it outside of their home and their landlord got mad at them lol. It stopped after a few weeks.
😂😂
Girl I went to the Cat Cafe today and there was this sweet Ginger baby kitty who let me hold him and he fell asleep while I was holding him and I held him like a baby and he loved it so much that he just fell asleep I needed that today it was so cute I even have pictures of him
awwwww!
Where did you go?? I am just asking so if it's around my area I could go there for my cousins b-day!
@@SimplyGeminiOfficial it's the pawffee shop in grand shoot Wisconsin
@@solargomez2490 oh I could go there! Thysm😊
I once had a friend call me from out of state to come pick him up from jail. Only problem was I was 15 couldn't drive and had no money. Weird call from out of nowhere.
definitely relate to the pooping story,
i'd usually hold myself in cause i don't want people to know i'm taking a shit. even worse, let them hear the poo making a loud 'plop' sound the moment it drops into the toilet bowl😭😭
Honestly, I don't think I ever had to experience something like this, but I have to say: pooping is normal and it could be bad for you if you hold it in for too long. If they can't like you while you're pooping, then you should probably rethink the relationship.
🤣 relatable except I feel like my mind stops me from doing it even when I'm like ITS NORMAL and I have to wait for it to happen
“ Dan the Man! I love it.”
-A wise women
Yup, sometimes guys zip themselves up LOL It happened to a guy at a caravan park I was staying at many years ago, by the time he got back from the hospital, everyone knew and was joking about it, that Aussie sense of humour.
I love your hair. I hope you and coco are doing good and that your Neighbor stops putting trash in your bin.
Do a lot of us experience this thing of neighbours leaving their garbage in our bins? Hate that for us.
imagine just randomly being asked to help dog ur grandpas grave without context... and the fact that he wasn't even dead yet i would be so scared 😭
I can relate to that guy being scared of ghosts. I've got Phasmophobia ever since I'm a kid, and I know how dumb that fear is, but that's a fear I have.
It all started with me being about 6 years old. You know how children, when they're small, don't notice their muscles relaxing before sleep, and usually fall asleep before they even notice that? And how at some point in life, that stops, and now we feel our muscles relaxing first, and then fall asleep?
I had that when I was 6. I felt my muscles relax for the first time. I had no idea what a sleep phase is, I was 6. It felt like I was floating. And I was literally thinking: "Oh crap! I'm dying! That floating feeling is my soul floating out into heaven!"
On some nights, I had that floating feeling. On other nights, it felt like a lot of small rodents were sucking on my legs with their mouths. And it felt creepy. I always thought of either ghosts or small vampires.
Now that I'm an adult, I know what sleep phases are. But my fear of ghosts and other supernatural beings is still embedded in my gut, and I can't shake it at all anymore.
Na you need to tell those neighbours to stop. The audacity of some people, taking advantage of people.
Omg this vid kinda made me feel good abt humans since the last few vids were about awful ppl
I have a feeling the grandpa came out just to see how the digging was coming along. Like one of those old men who stands around judging construction workers in what I think is Italy
I love the second one. The first one without context sounded scary at first. What kind of friend asks to cover up their crime?
I recently came across your videos and I really enjoy listening to the stories you tell. What I really enjoy the most though are your reactions, especially those times when you read something and then reread it and the look on your face when you realize what was being said. Those times make those stories better no matter how bad they sometimes are to begin with. Keep up the good work.
the barbecue sauce one lmao
Guys Love fighting around their Girlfriends/Boyfriend or friends Like yeah that’s True most times
"Thanks, guys, for digging my grave. 🙂"
Honestly I'd probably call my friends to come to the basement with me because I definitely believe in ghosts and shit and basements are creepy. Or I'd get a hose without a basement
Hii ellen the video was absolutely amazing hope that you and coco have had a wonderful day 💜💜💜
thank u !
@@Kyutie. No problem I will always wish the best for you and coco 💜💜💜
Here where I'm at, people walking their dogs use the nearest bin to throwaway their pups droppins..... they don't even live in the neighborhood. 😶
My boss puts a padlock on his garbage bin so that people can't just throw their shit in it, 10/10 would reccomend lol
the one with the pig was cute i liked that one
For the zipper one I guess you could say he zipped away his chances of ever having kids badoom crash😂🤣
Idk how it works in Australia but doesn’t your trash bin count as your personal property? I understand not wanting to cause an issue with your neighbor but let’s say you confront them and then it goes wrong. Write a Reddit post about it and people will most likely assure you you that you’re “NTA”. Because your neighbor is using your private property bruh. You’re too kind omg. I’d probably do the same though.
I had a neighbor like that they would get one polite warning, after that I would stack all their trash on their front porch 8n front of the door
That missing wife story was wild.. 😂😂
Your hair is gorgeous! I enjoy your channel. Thank you.
bruh, that's absolutely creepy with the first story. what the heck???
With cancer, doctors can predict pretty much to the day, when you'll die. I've seen it many times. And my mum was up and walking around, hours before she died. We even made her a roast beef dinner, which she enjoyed.
I was once asked by a neighbour to store his car in my back garden, on the lawn that my toddlers played on. I knew from overhearing a conversation that he was trying to dodge road tax or an accident or something, and wanted to hide it. I told him no. I wasn't going to take the flack for something illegal. After that, his behaviour changed towards me and my children and in the end it got so bad we had to move.
The bin one would be a no. If the trash/garbage collectors find out a dead animal is in it, they can take your bin and refuse to collect it anymore. It's in the contract you sign.
The 1st one, at 1st i thought he was planning to kill him then thought he was about to commit suicide.
I've been watching you since like 2016 ill never stop
the first one 😬 😬 😬 😬
thank you for quality content as always !!
That first one sounds like something I’ve heard b4😭 maybe he like stop beef for a minute or so and they thought he was dead..?😭
put a padlock on ur bin and only unlock it when u wanna put ur own trash in
Ahhhh ur so like pretty?!?!?! And I appreciate u posting a video every day ^^its what I look forward to bc its around 8pm when u post
your hair looks so pretty !!
Love the hairstyle✨✨
Oh my god ur hair is so gorgeous love it so much it’s so cute
the one where she doesnt want to poop when visiting her boyfriend reminds me of a different story where a woman asked for solutions about her poop that weirdly smells really really bad, to the point that it still lingers in the bathroom after use and anything she tried doesnt work (and apparently, the doctors couldnt find anything wrong with her either). She was worried about her and her boyfriend moving in together, and whether she should tell him in advance or let him experience it for herself. I think they ended up getting a place that had two bathrooms lol
your hair is so cute!! looks super healthy and i love the color!!!
Kyutie you always make me laugh!! I love your laugh I love you so much and your so pretty
All of these storys are crazy 😂
I'm busy but I have to see the story that finishes that picture
Dan is a real one 😎👍
That girl needs to know about poo pourri
My boyfriend does the same thing when somethings on sale will get a bunch of bottles of it
I WISH WE WERE FRIENDS🥰
Atleast we know the man didn't eat his wife XD
Bro if my friend asked me to help bury a body or smthing I'd be there to help in an instantttt
I got your back bestie I'll bring the shovels🥰
Im really glad that the wife showed up again.. my imagination would be going wild otherwise
I had a friend whose neighbour asked her to cook the neighbours fish dinner in her oven as the neighbour had cleaned her own oven and didn't want the smell in it.
Girl you look so pretty 💜
Needed a good laugh today. So this was amazing. Btw Hello Ellen😊😊.
You probably should hid your bin from your neighbor >v
Ohhhhh really?!
Yep i now have a plan.
I’m early but honestly it’s not worth being present so early like I’m just not doing what I should be doing plz send help
I play World of Warcraft (WoW) but never met anyone in the game to run off with.
Wow, ur neighbor sounds rude. I say next trash day when he puts his trash in ur bin, take out his bags and place them in front of his house. I'd leave a note on it (or in his mailbox) for good measure, maybe something like:
"Dear neighbor, I've noticed you've been placing ur trash into my bin on trash day. I like to think I've been nice and have able to ignore it thinking this would be a one time thing, but have noticed it is a continuing pattern. Please leave your trash in your bin, I can not have my bin overfilled." If ur bin isn't really overfilled, maybe replace that last line with, "Please leave your trash in your bin, it's common courtesy to not place your trash in someone else's bin."
I love your vids btw☺☺
I love your videos. After one video I was hooked. You are amazing and so pretty
honestly I'd rather crap in a bathroom with no one
but you can't hear in the bathroom I held my piss a whole seven hours at a reception party cause I would've been embarrassed to ask where it was I also hold crapping off when in public it sucks
I also know about those pigs we as in my family used to go to a small BBQ restaurant the realtor who sold us the house we're currently moving from the food was good they also gave you those pigs every time
If I know that I’m gonna die I’m gonna ask someone to dig my grave and just watch them do it lol
I love your videos kyutie
THANK U!
Can I be your TH-cam friend
Third!
Here's your bronze medal! ====> 🥉
Thanks shadow boxer
my friend may or may not have told me to spell me and told me I forgot the letter d. And that’s where the horror starts because as soon as he said: “you forgot the D” I said “there isn’t a d in me.” And then he went: “not yet”
What?
A stranger lady on a ride at Universal asked to hold my best friend at the time's hand because she was scared my friend was like nin
Love your hair
365 likes that a year 😂
hey ellen! it's been a hot minute since i've been this early but i hope you're doing well! 🤍🤍
hope you're doing well too~
I found her channel after 5 years😎
Super Crazy 😜
Cool 😎
Hi Kyutie! What’s ur fav food?
guys love fart-
ima stop you there no I don't
HIIIII BEAUTIFUL GIRL 💗💗💗💗💗
hiiii
Second!
Here's your silver medal! ====> 🥈
getting _There's Something About Mary_ vibes from the second story.
Omg
You are cool 😎
What has this world come to
I was thinking the same thing
Hey!!!
HEY!
r u doing okay ??
You should play roblox!!
She has!! Check her gaming channel 😊
@@freya2093 I know but I mean again lol! ❤️
Ian watched ur shit in like 2-3 years
I'm here early, I'm here early...HI Kyutie... 🧡
YAY IM EARLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
First one!
Fifth.
I'm here early, I'm here early...HI Kyutie... 🧡