Ozzy Man Reviews: Old People
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 มิ.ย. 2024
- Here's me commentary on old people, dedicated to Captain Sir Tom Moore.
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Source Videos:
1. Sir Tom Moore: tinyurl.com/ycd2h2pd
2. Sir Tom Moore: tinyurl.com/ydayc7bu
3. Sir Tom Moore: tinyurl.com/yb9wsxt7
4. Grandpa Tosses Away Canes (Jukin Media): tinyurl.com/ycxkn5pv
5. Silent Disco (Jukin Media): tinyurl.com/ybu9kg8m
6. Group of Seniors Learn to Floss (Jukin Media): tinyurl.com/yddfao8y
7. Sexy Grandma @marianafmatos: tinyurl.com/y7lgeg46
8. Thirsty Grandma @odedrascrivenss: tinyurl.com/y9t463zf
9. Old Woman Walking Microwave: tinyurl.com/y96hxfbq
10. Vicious Dog Man: tinyurl.com/yb6xs37t
11. Vicious Dog Man follow up: tinyurl.com/y88jt4tj
12. Holding Up Bridge Traffic (ViralHog): tinyurl.com/yd2wu38s
13. Senior Couple Rides Slingshot (Jukin Media): tinyurl.com/ydz4ubog
14. 70 Year Old Man Climbing (ViralHog): tinyurl.com/y8bnx7gj
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That last dude should replace Tom Cruise in them Mission Impossible Movies.
That is actually the guy who performs Tom's stuts when he backs out, true story.
@@Tendo8002
Lol. " stuts " !! 🤔👍😂 I think your " stunt " got " stunted " !! 😂😂
Or record MI:20 in advanced, so Tom is old
@@juliecook6057 you mean "stunts" got "stuntsed"?
@@Tendo8002 I'm pretty sure the last guy is Steven mcqueen not casey o'neil
The dancing grandpa how threw his canes is an OG
Made my week 😂
He needs to do a collab with techno Viking I reckon.
Just a stunt guy wearing an old man suit
@@ozzymanreviews wander where techno viking is these days...
@@itsjustkevin6652 filing lawsuits on people mentioning technoviking online!
that grandpa throwing his crotches, pulling his hair and then gets to stomping is still the undisputed champion
crotches
Crotches.
*crutches
@@diana-cy4kj thx lol
Champion of what exactly?
"And becoming old mates with liz!" Lol live it
RIP Tom
I was like " who's Liz?"... I'm dead!!! 😂🤣
Pay respect to the queeennn. She deserves it 🇬🇧
@Angelo Maraboli bow to her, bow! If she tell you eat your own poop. I suggested to you eat it or you'll be her food 😂
I mean they were almost the same age! Just looked it up and she was born nine days before his sixth birthday!
“Here’s a herd of retirees learning how to floss” damn, ozzy man, that’s next level lol
lost in translation for me that one🤷♂️
I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear gee
@@AxxLAfriku they are weird
Like Raptors, they flock in unison and bear down on unsuspecting prey - you've been warned.
Grannies can floss
Last guy is a legend ..I can’t even jump fences
Lol or a baby gate with Grace ....🙃
I cant even tie my shoelace anymore 😭😭😭
You dont say. . .
That's a Russian dude named Andrey
I can't even jump off a chair😂
Holy shit. That last old man was unbelievably impressive, regardless of age. But being older added more to it
Feeling like a slouch here, half his age, 10% of his strengt & stamina >_
"being a young at heart doesn't really mean you have a young heart."
That line got me, good one Ozzy.
True
I saw a couple of dirt poor brothers who owned a farm, Both of them in their 90s. They had bodies that would make 30 year old men today weep with embarrassment. They were a testament to us all that one of the secrets to health is to KEEP MOVING.
Or not be able to afford food.
Both, really. 😂
Much like exercise, the secret is to not get injured and wreck your ankle knee or back while moving. Oh and great genetics and nutrition and not walking into traffic. That's all.
Pics or it didn't happen. My farmer grandfather is very healthy, but thin. As men age their hormones drop precipitously and studies show you lose about 1% muscle mass per year.
@@MushookieMan 2 words, testosterone supplementation.
My grandpa (and personal hero) was an avid runner. Two years ago he lost his battle against cancer, but literally 1 day before he died he ran a race in San Francisco. He came in 1st in his age group.
I can't wait to be old tbh. Rest in peace Grandpa Georse, the ultimate renaissance man.
Amen
NO!!!! Old age HURTS and you don’t recover from stuff, even little stuff, like you do when you’re young. It will happen soon enough, enjoy your youth, it is fleeting. 🥂
That doesn’t even make sense… People can’t die from cancer but run a race the day before they die from it. I call absolute bullshit. Do you think that we haven’t seen cancer victims or something?
The race was who could die from cancer first
@@anti-ethniccleansing465 Seriously, some people are such bad pathological liars.
I had one grandfather who flew bombers in WWII and became a commercial airline pilot for Delta afterword. He and my grandmother traveled all over the world (including Australia), he bought her Cadillacs back when Cadillacs were good, and he was a genuinely good person. Mom's dad was in the Army Corp of Engineers in WWII and was part of the Omaha Beach invasion. He was a multi-instrument musician who played in the Big Bands around Atlanta before the war and an artist and graphic designer when he got home. In contrast, I'm now 47 and feel like I have never and will never measure up to anything they did. I looked up to them both when they were alive and now that they're gone I miss them dearly.
You have family heroes! What treasures they are!
This reminds me of my grandfather. Military with explosives, worked/ran a huge mine, had his own tv and computer shop, many adventures, and the coolest guy at the retirement home. I'm only 30 but man... They easily had already full lives by my age, and another one by your age.
That's pretty Solid of you, to see that we're not the heros they were. Don't worry, keep them in your head and keep telling others about them. They can serve as inspiration, along with Ozzyman and his video, to ALL of us, to be more than we are. If I could be half the man, my father and grandfather were, I'd be pretty happy.
My father was a mechanic on basically anything not electrical based. Cars, golf carts, houses, oil rigs, planes, etc. He was a chief mechanic on the B29 Hurricane Squadron. Built a mobile home out of a school bus, before the internet. Street raced cars in his youth and motorcycles a little later with trophies that would line all fours walls of a large shed from top to bottom. Was married more than once, had more than one home, several cars. One house even had an inground pool before that was normal.
Me on the other hand, can only claim survived homelessness for 1/4 of my life and was in the Infantry for a few years and left home when I was 18. I can not fix anything, can not play any musical instruments, tried many, but can not speak a second language. Thinking back, no wonder I feel like a loser
My 82 year old Puerto Rican grandma has more of a life than I do. Before Covid, she and her girls had taken a months long trip to South America and I saw her getting hit on four different times at music festival.
A true legend.
"Inappropriate stiffy activated."
xD
Gilf
@@aayanrahaman5762 Grannies in late 140's?
The switch broke my rhythm, but did not put an end to it.
The story of my life.
That was weird, then went to what just happened.
As someone who takes care of my 98 year old grandfather (not that he needs much help really), just wana say thank you for making this video. 🤙
You’re doing the Lords work. great job
Good on you, Gemcor.
thank you for being kind hearted, mate.
Good on you! I lost my beloved Grandfather 2 years ago and I miss him everyday! Please give your Grandfather a big gentle hug from Texas!
My grandpa is 98 too! He’s the most precious thing in the world.
When I saw that woman pulling the microwave like a dog I smiled inside because for the first time I didn't feel alone
That made me bust out laughing, it reminded me of my father in law when he had enough of the retirement home, he comes walking through the lobby pulling a dining room chair with his cane, I never laughed so hard in my life.
I never realized I've had a pet all this time
That first dancing Grandpa gave me all types of life!!! He killed it!! Legendary!!
Bruh, that line behind nomads :D
Why don't people overtake them?
@@SF-li9kh Double solid lines, I guess that means no overtaking allowed. You go, nomads!
And this is why you're supposed to build sidewalks, America.
@@OntarioTrafficMan I have a feeling that even if there were a sidewalk right next to them, ol' Madge and Edgar there would still be using the roadway.
I think that's the Florida keys. That's the only road in and out too. That's a lonnnnng bridge lol
Quote from my dad: "I'm so old, I don't buy green bananas"
Can't risk kicking it before they ripen!
Nice one 😂🤪👍👏🏼👏🏼
😂
I like this one, I'll use it in 50 years.
My dad says a similar one but about the big milk containers, he thinks it’ll be a waste of money as he’ll die before he can finish it
What a hilarious bloke
Hello Mr. Verified
Ima fan :0
Remember, getting old means you’re still alive.
Not everyone is afforded the opportunity.
RIP Mom ❤️
Amen to that.
Well said... Well said. 🙂
Same boat, my mother died at 54.
Thanks for killing my smile in seconds rest in peace to your mom
@@DylansPen God love her. Take care.
RIP Captain Sir Thomas Moore (30 April 1920 - 2 February 2021). Bloody legend.
I don’t why but when he said “ Getting Knighted and becoming best mates with liz” made me laugh so hard
Classic'
Why don't you why?
I don't know why either.
"Lucid subconscious reminder to call your mum" - it's the way he tells them. Genius.
Honestly old age is a privilege! I'm only 28 but I know far to many people who's life was cut way too short. I will enjoy every day and every year. Bring on the grey hair!
Here’s to Ozzy Man living and posting long into the future, we’ll be watching him from the nursing home
Ozzy man will never need the services of a nursing home.
Ozzy Man will be the director of the nursing home. We all gonna be part of weird things.
Once he needs one he will to out in total style and hopefully was smart enough to give someone his login info/password to post the final video ✌️👍🖕But let's hope it never comes to that my man!!
Cheers to that !!!!
Just think... one day Ozzy Man will be Old Ozzy Man !!!
Oh god
And the kids will call him... Old Man Ozzy Man
Ozzy Gramps
Ozzy wet farts.
Oldzzy man
That was awesome. Loved that little old lady that was taking her pet microwave out for it’s daily stroll 😂
That moment when a 70 year old rock climber puts your so called younger body to shame!
Thanks Ozzy. I'm not at all depressed now :P
We have more time though, we could get fit but does the old timer have the time to get fat and pale? Probably no.
@@krashd Ha ha, very true. Being young, fat and pale rocks... :P
Lol! The same thing happens to me!! Always rock climbing too!! 😂
3:49 Damn that 70 year old is more ripped than I could ever be.
I like that he wears his jeans inside out
@@Rangifulla Helps in defying gravity IG
Khandelwal...is that a name? 😬
Sir Tom Moore died a few weeks ago,
People tend to stay away from the word "dead" after something like that.
Ozzy Man: "He was a DEAD SET LEGEND! DEAD. SET. LEGEND!"
Can't argue. Puts the rest of us to shame.
He was vaccinated to death wasn't he?
@@143DREWID nope - he wasn't well enough to be vaccinated, bless him. Dude was hella old tho
@@4492 Thanks for info.
He survived a war in the jungle, had a wonderful family, lived 100 years, raised loads of money for others, and was loved by a whole nation. What a life!
The old guy who threw the crutches broke my heart a bit. Everyone else was dancing in couples and he was on his own 😭
Didn't bother him ooooone bit LOL!
My grand grandma was always walking in the middle of the road in her little town. She was 90 at the time. When we called her on it she said: " I m 90, I do what I want..". Old folks are great.
What's the secret to having a smoking hot body in old age?
Cremation.
Thanks for the laugh! So funny:)
CRISPY!
10/10 🤣
That's feckin hilarious mate! Good one ! 😂😂
Damn
That last old person certainly made me question my life. Damn, I need to go to the gym.
well at least he showed us what's possible at 70. No excuses gents. I need to know his diet.
That guy is a Russian, Diduh Andrey Andronovich, from the Siberian city Krasnoyarsk. There isn't much on him, except that he is indeed in his 70s, and he's been a climber since he was 15. He's done much of his climbing in the Stolby Nature Reserve.
This makes me wish my grandparents were still alive. I'm still mad at the universe cause my grandfather on my dad's side died at fcking 99. NINETY NINE. Like y'all couldn't let him see 100 years? BS. And he was still sharp as a tick even down to his last days. It was both amazing yet heartbreaking too. I wanna be like him when I'm older. He was like a walking encyclopedia he seemed to know everything and he inspired me to learn Italian since he immigrated to America with his parents from Italy and that was all they spoke-he taught it to my dad and his bros and now I'm trying to learn it. Old people can be awesome.
If you are 99, you are in your 100th year! Well done him 👍🏽
@@mikejones-go8vz 😚 You deserve a kiss to both of your cheeks from that 😙👍
@@SatumainenOlento accepted 😃😷
Sharp as a tick
He actually did make it to 100 years old. We get our annual prize at the end of each of our birthyears. He passed in his hundredth year.
And yes, old people can be awesome!
That last man looked like the “ticket please” guy in Rick and Morty. 😂
Yes!!! 😂
"Grey nomads" killed me! Especially when Ozzy Man mentioned the SUV'S and motorhomes here in Oz 😂😂😂😂
I totally agree with you, "old people are inspiring"
nah, not all, very few are actually
That gentleman at the end was Popeye after eating his regular spinach just gotten a lil old is all.
Thank you Ozzy, it's videos like this that make me think about my grandpa who was an absolute bad ass and one of the nicest people I will ever know.
I’m glad this wasn’t a destination F*d compilation.
🤣🤣🤣 could've been real messy, eh?
dark!
Would have been too short 🤣😂🤣
wait 'til next week...
I'm extremely disappointed this isn't a destination fucked compilation, this crap is way too wholesome.
00:53 bless that young man for interacting with them
Made me decide to call my grandparents who are nearing 100 years. Great appreciation, love it. Thanks mate!
This is awesome Ozzy Man. My mom took care of a 102 year older lady until she passed in January. She was the funniest and most classy elderly lady I'd ever met. I hope everyone has an elderly person who they can love and appreciate :)
Damn...that last old dude was a straight up beast!
"This guys drugs are juuuust kicking in" 😂😂😂
So very very true. Thank you for dwelling on the awesomeness of these people. We so badly need their inspiration x
Absolute legends. RIP Captain Tom
I love old people. Raised by my grandparents....I have some of the best memories with them. I hope they stay longer by my side....damn it..tearing up
"You see all these fine white boys"
🤣🤣
I had a long-time widowed Italian great grandmother that was like that. She was always making comments about young, fine hot dudes. It never ceased to crack me up.
@Mr. Meeseeks if she was a man, and the guys were women, the old man would've been called a creep probably :/
@@-Sober- Except not, because there was this video going around of this young woman showing her grandma the male cast of the Marvel films, and her granddad the female cast. They were both making thirsty comments and just about all the comments to that video were positive and light hearted. I hope you're not just trying to seem oppressed. Most people are fine, it's just internet culture making us assume the worst about others.
00:30 Another reason old people are AWESOME 😎!! And they have the best stories & Advice❤️ Cherish your Grandparents!
Ozzy Man can make anyone feel young. I'm 63 and I feel like 33 every time I listen him!
Notice that the barking dude was standing without his girl the second time, lol :P
Yes!!! Hahahaha!!!
Got tired of putting the muzzle on him....
He’d be good in The Walking Dead or a zombie movie.
Old people dance like there's no tomorrow.! One of your best videos for sure.! An homage to humanity.
That's because we know everyday we have fewer tomorrows😁. Seriously though, when young people see old people they forget that at one point we were young too (I don't mean you...I mean others). I think that's something that a person finds out as they age....the body may be slowing down, but you still feel younger in your mind. The mind seems to always think it's younger than the body....that's what Advil is for!
As someone with elderly clients, it bothers me that so many young people ignore them (they don't realise one day they too will be old), the issues with having no family or friends to keep in contact and leaving them isolated, and of course the health issies. It scares me that I will end up as a lonely elderly person that no one will notice or appreciate.
I enjoyed the video and your commentary is top notch. Getting old is a privilege. Let us remember that seniors have many memories, of times passed, to share. Honor your elders.
“A herd of retirees” 🤣
The two on their mobility scooters were actually filming Easy Rider 2021😎
Love love LOVE this one Ozzy. Stay awesome ❤️
Best Ozzy Man video in the "Old people" category was the old guy kicking the deadly snake - a classic.
The best thing about getting old is you can do whatever you want and use your age as an excuse.
Reminds me of that Community episode when Pierce falls in with the aged delinquents.
@@NickRoman shut up, Leonard!
Reminds me of the old guy from the movie Waiting who says he likes to troll people by pretending to have alzheimers, except he forgets who he has trolled and starts to think he has alzheimers.
That 70 year old human mountain goat is in better shape than I was @ 25...
Ive met eldery people on farms, they will out live even younger generations. So strong, energetic and healthy 🙏
Showed this to my grandma and she laughed her head off. 🤣
These old folks are enjoying their life more in the moment than I have in my whole life. Shame on me.
"Don't worry, you dance great!" ~ Vodka
1:30 Inappropriate Stiffy Activated 😂😂
Makes me not fear getting old so much, thanks man! Also buddy at the end that climbed up the rock tunnel thingy? He was amazing!
I freaking love your commentary's. Thanks for the shout out to us oldies.
Crutches grampa knows how to break the dancefloor
Grandpa*
Me: (celebrating my birthday)
Ozzy: (posts a video about old people)
Happy Birthday, Mate
It's my birthday too! Happy birthday to us!
70 may seem old but was playing football with friends on field and we got a game going and some 68yr old was in tip top shape he outlasted 20 yr olds who play in college. Never underestimate.
"they worked hard and long for their retirement"
Not *nearly* as much as people will have to nowadays to even hope for a retirement
I won't get one, presumably... so it's investment time to even have anything resembling a pension.
I have such high aspirations to old people. I wish I could become one
You can, you just have to wait a bit! :-)
@@friedmule5403 how I wish my friend I'm getting drunk almost everyday so getting to 60 is a miracle 😂
One day maybe, one day...
@@bandidongsapangbato6064 Still no problem, I know of men who is living on alcohol 24/7 and is 70+ :-)
@Justin Turdeau oh, you are one of those ah?
Rest in peace Captain Sir Tome Moore. Thanks for doing this one Ozzy.
The black granny had me dying honestly I wish she was one of my grandmas
Thanks Ozzyman I needed that laugh ! Old people's dancing is the best!
The guy with the crutches makes my life. What a legend
Exactly the king of old bugger , lol totally got me .
This is the ultimate compilation!👑👏👏👏 too many legendary quotes to list!😂
Thank you so much for spinning this in a positive light.
Hello 👋
I generally don’t comment too often, only when it’s warranted, but today “F**k yes!!!” This is awesome 🚒👍
Main reason to click was middle part of thumbnail, I mean old people are awesome.
My bud is 73 and climbs sailboat mast all day every day .. no he doesn’t get hauled up , he CLIMBS and fast !!! Amazing to watch.
This was wholesome. My grandpa got throat cancer and lost his voice from recovery and this made me miss the charisma he used to have
old people are living life more fully than we do!
Is no one going to ask who is it at 1:22
I'm here for this with no answers
Whats her @..for educational purposes as always
I wasn't scrolling to check if anyone commented on that.
@@KoolAF O.O you sir, are a legend
@@joshtheripp3rofficial an unsung hero
Ethel, reminds me of the day i jumped on the bus with my cousin when her eldest daughter Lily was about a year old. Two old grannies on the bus gooed & gaahed over Lily & asked what her name was, before my cousin answered i jumped in with Ethel Maude! The looks their faces were priceless 😂
Thanks man, I needed that!
Slightly disappointed not one of them broke a hip. However, it's well worth a watch.
Fun fact: in the American South, tractors are the modern equivalent of the motorized scooter.
I needed this today. Ozzy man is the Ozzy man !
Was expecting a fail compilation or something. This was way better and much more wholesome.
1:31 "ARGGGGGGGHHH MY EYES!! MY EYES!!!"
Exactly what i needed right before i pass out lol
Everytime I watch Ozzyman, the outro always makes me want to watch the Newscaster series again
Just figured out I Subbed to your channel back in May 2014 when it was just 5 weeks old. Crazy!
Rest in peace Sir Tom Moore, you Legend!
Damn they put most of us to shame. So much for smugness of youth, that just went down the toilet XD Thank you for another classic vid and take care of yourself please, Mate
"Youth is wasted on the young."
Any day of the week us old farts can whip some ass. Who do you think invented MMA. Old guys .... lol
Mainly because we can’t kick anymore. So we roll around on the ground. Lol
After neck surgery I am still learning to walk again. Old man popping his crutches off is an absolute inspiration to me! I’ve told myself I don’t want to just learn to walk again I want to dance again. Bam! My new hero.
The lady dragging the microwave inspired by “The Dada Movement” made me laugh out loud. A perfect observation to what she was doing.
Watching Ozzy man's videos cures depression