[Vinesauce] Joel - Hardcore Friday: Where's Waldo?
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ก.ค. 2019
- CBT Wizard.
Date streamed: 14 Jul , 2019
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"this stream is gonna suck, we're gonna beat this game in 5 minutes"
- joel in chat, only minutes before realizing the pain of CBT
cock and ball torture hurts but mmmmm its good
BEAT THAT PUSSY UP
BEAT THAT PUSSY UP
BEAT THAT PUSSY UP
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ, ᴮᵉᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵖᵘˢˢʸ ᵘᵖ,
@@TakeNoShift The phenomenon Joel described actually happened to me yesterday
I was eating my breakfast when I started humming something I didn't recognize at first and then... suddenly at the back of my mind...
@@jotheusu oh shit, we're all gonna suffer from CBT now. (Catchy Bruh Tune)
"i guess i should be lucky, it's short"
*4 hours and 11 minutes long video*
Wren White 4 hours is generally short for hardcore, like joel said the games could go all night
Came here to find/write this comment
THE CBT JUST WON'T STOP
My thoughts exactly.
42 SECONDS LATER...
I like that Waldo - the character identifiable by his iconic red and white striped shirt and hat - just randomly has a different colour palette sometimes.
It's like "Hey, Kids! Can you spot Mickey Mouse* in this picture?
*Note: sometimes Mickey Mouse is a duck"
This is among the greatest comments I’ve ever seen, thank you for this.
Hardest Games so far:
Where's Waldo?
Barbie
Desert Bus
Kaizo SMB3
@@speedweed683 wasn't a hardcore Friday
Dakar Rally
GETTING. OVER. IT.
Don't forget Minesweeper, as well
This turned out to be the most hardcore hardcore Friday
And I thought that Desert Bus was
@@iimZeon I thought it was Barbie
“No time to run!” -Wizard
and it had to be the game Todd helped create, perfact.
Hardcore CBT Friday
Here is a bullshit mechanic in the game: Timer still goes down while trying to get to the next location of each level.
Timer never stops in the entire run, doesn't help Waldo is slow as hell and takes the longest path possible when going to a level
That is fucking epic
doesn't have to be bullshit, maybe they just went "hey the loading/walk takes x amount of time so lets just add that to the total"
The rest of the game is bullshit but that might not be
So basically, Waldo is a fucking asshole idiot.
Oh! And what people don't realize, is that the game's time actually goes in minutes and seconds, but it doesn't have the :. So, there's actually less time than it seems; When you see "500", it's not 500 seconds, it's 5 minutes and 0 seconds, aka 300 seconds
Top 10 characters that can defeat Thanos
1. CBT Wizard
What does CBT stand for?
@@ubermenschmexa Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
@@CJayEvermoure ffs
@@CJayEvermoure I didn't remember it having an acronym, even though I watched the reading of that article.
@@ubermenschmexa This: th-cam.com/video/MkNA408YJuI/w-d-xo.html
Koji Kondo: listens to his background music on repeat to make sure it doesn't get annoying after being looped for hours.
Where's Waldo composer: gFuCk
Badduh bum bum
Bruh
If you google the name of the guy who made the music. He is refered as the "Father of the Elder Scrolls" and the god Julianos is named after him
I am surprised he can even tell what is supposed to be Waldo in this miscolored pixel mash.
Honestly I can't see wacko at all. Even when Joel does find him.
Swedish Viper Eyes, baybee
Sometimes it does look kinda like him, but then they pull bullshit like changing his color for no reason, you're expecting red when you look for Waldo
Imagine trying to play it on a CRT...with overscan :P
@@KillerQ13 CRT CBT
I'll be looking forward to seeing you again on the SNES Joel. Next time, there will be no lube.
Don't make me get my 12 gauge CBT wizard!
Don't forget the Genesis
@@ninjacat230 the WHAT
@@isabelleb2216 you know, the thing that what does whats nintendoesn’t
@@jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 lol
Hardcore friday should be a random game every time so that joel doesnt get to prepare or anything.
You my friend is now head of creative control
Here here!
he's never doing this again
The mightiest enemy Joel has ever faced was the cbt wizard
The roulette is a terrible idea, that's why you should do it again!
Joel's gambling addiction has been reaped.
*teleports behind Joel*
Wizard: Nothing personnel, kid.
Personal*
@@hailzanzibar4881 No, it's personnel. Brush up on the source of the meme.
@@hailzanzibar4881 owned and fucked
Edgeworth bringing the fucking facts
Dying by random chances and sending you back to the start is the biggest middle finger a videogame could give you
"This game is for children, I should be able to beat this"
-Joel, as he slowly realises the RNG Hell he has gotten himself into.
Fire: *exists*
Cavemen: 3:02:09
My 6th grade teacher would yell at kids if they had a Where's Waldo book. His reasoning was that "because they offend me" but he never explained it any further from there, leaving everyone even more confused than before he snapped at it. Cool dude, but he would get so fucking weird about certain things and never say why.
Maybe he was the CBT Wizard
Welfz Twingo Furs Perhaps....
He too played this game in one sitting
Cardboard I might accept that as my headcanon for now.
Any manchild bitch ass loser is far from "cool" for screaming at children over a fucking book... lol
2:40:29 seconds into Waldo and chill and he hits you with this scream
“You guys do realize this is going to suck, right?”
This comment was made by Joel right before the stream began. At that time, he meant this was going to be a disappointment, perhaps lasting 10 minutes. Look at the length of this video and his current emote list, and you can see that comment takes on an entirely different meaning.
What a glorious night that was.
What emote was it?
@@aceman0000099 The CBT Wizard is one of the emotes now thanks to this stream.
The timer runs while waldo meanders around the map infuriatingly slowly. That sounds bad, but let's put it in perspective. The timer is minutes and seconds; you have 5 minutes -- 300s, not 500s. The cave bonus is 60s, not 100s. The interstage times (including the level completion melody) are:
start screen to train: 15s
train to forest: 13s
forest to cave: 10s
cave to fair: 16s
fair to city: 17s
city to subway: 12s
subway to castle: 14s
castle to launch: 10s
the slot machine ending animation starts 3s before the timer stops
That's ~110s total; depending on what you get from the cave bonus, this wasted time constitutes anywhere from 31% to 46% of the time allowed to complete the entire game. The consequence of lazy design isn't a negligible impact on playability and it deserves a hell of a lot more criticism than it gets.
To summarize:
shit timer coding
cave bonus randomly makes the game unwinnable
unidentifiable randomly-palette-swapped waldo sprite
random level gen reportedly occasionally results in unbeatable levels
telefragging cbt wizard that drains your time at 10m per second
If Joel has the perseverance to beat this unfair pile of garbage legit, he'd better be willing to go back and tackle the Sumerian Barbie Demon without savestates.
So basically Waldildo is a ass sack?
i think the interstage walk can vary from time to time
we gotta remember that its bethesda that made this
@@wiipigx6024 Who's laughing now... not me, Todd, not me.
Not only that, but the timer starts ticking as soon as you hit the Start button on the difficulty selection screen, so if you don't do anything on the screen after that (the intro screen), you're pretty much losing that time as well.
Idk if that would be much of a problem, but it's still shit design of the game.
Watching Joel somehow find the non-distinctive Waldo sprite that changes form every time made me think I had some rare form of face blindness where you can't spot specific people in a crowd because they all look exactly the fucking same.
hoel went through all 5 stages of grief in one single stream
Svinja five stages of grief any% speedrun
Hoel
Hole
Joel: im not doing where's waldo..
-sees title again-
Im pretty sure you lost that bet.
I saw it live, so I knew this video was gonna come out sooner or later.
The amount of "little does he know" in the intro is such gold, my god
Gotta love how you lose time while waldo is walking to the next level.
And he walks like he's not in a hurry, like he knows the faster he hurries the sooner he has to confront the CBT Wizard
Idk how anyone can survive 4 hours of intense CBT, but if anyone could it would be Joel
The wizard showing up at 4:00:30 just confirms Joel's theory that the CBT Wizard really is like a jumpscare.
1:12:57 After beating the shit out of Joel he just teleports away. He didn't want to dirty his hands by finishing the job and lets nature take its course.
That's the real cbt, sis
Chat abuses this poor man, and he suffers because he loves us unconditionally. Truly the second coming.
Even Jesus had his limits.
Soul Calibur 3 stream tho, joel finally gets his revenge and puts the stream in CBT Strand-type hell
Hes like a dog who’s owner beats him but he still is a goode boy who just wants to make his master happy no matter how mean they are. Wow that’s actually pretty dark
@@NoisyBones Jesus christ dude, now i'm sad :(
"I'm gonna be so happy [when this game is over], I'm gonna rip my skeleton out and give birth to a new dimension"
Somewhere in a dark room, a cruel smile slowly spreads across Todd Howard's face.
Joel: This is gonna be EASY boys
Wizard: GAMERED
That pregnant pause after he revealed the game had me dying.
Pregnant? I may cant english very gud but that makes no sense
@@sebkarpawow8306 oh, it just means a long pause that feels like you're waiting for something to happen/for some sort of a follow up.
...Mazal Tov.
Freddy Manchild I’ve literally never heard anyone use pregnant in that way.
Great use of the term.
that little melody is engraved in my head now
Here it is... HARDCORE CBT Friday
Joel Finds Waldo but loses his Sanity, feat CBT Wizard
Soma Cock and Ball Torture
@@thunderlion1317 *Can't Beat This
BEAT THAT PUSSY UP
BEAT THAT PUSSY UP
BEAT THAT PUSSY UP
@@egyedgergo8904 It could be both at the same time to be honest
@@vicentecollao2288 oh shid
I don't have anything funny to say, this was just a nightmare.
"Man slowly developes trauma and wizard related phobias through an unfair kid's 'Where is Waldo?' NES game"
There, fixed the title
From "Old man" to "Odlaw" to "Wizard" to "CBT Wizard".
Jup.
Where's Waldo?
(4 hours later...)
I found him!
Cobra Eyes!
Quick Waldo!
Judge: Where's Waldo?
SnitchNx9e: *ahem* Your Honour... 👉
where wadlo... where ees wadlo
@@pentelegomenon1175 Silly Joel, Waldo's right on the cover of the game!
Quick Waldo! [Where's Waldo - NES - any% WR] (NEW CBT SKIP!)
Possible time saves:
• good city Waldo RNG
• wizard subway manip
• frame saves on roulette
Great PB, Joel. Long time viewer, first time donating. Put this towards kill crusty red roulette guy.
The TAS is un 2:28 seconds so possible WR maybe 12 minutes
Yo, so I timed it, and had Joel not taken a break during that last run, he'd be eighth place on the leaderboards. His final time omitting the break was about 3:53.
4 hours of CBT
*Waldo so clearly in view. Or is it merely a trick of the light?*
Joel was *reeling, dazing... About to break*
Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer: the stream
*The will to fight falter...*
In time, Joel will realise the extent of his failings.
People wonder why Joel gets meaner every day, this is why
He has to do all-nighters to finish horrible NES games, it's a wonder the worst thing he does is prank call pizza places
-at least until Sweden develops a nuclear program-
And make up some raunchy storylines
He’ll nuke Norway.
This game is simply a masterpiece what is on the surface an cruel and unusual punishment for children in realty it is a deep insight into Humanity's pursuit to understand the unknown. Waldo has no concrete form or appearance he can be any color he can be in car or on foot. Waldo represents The Unknown variables hiding among what is known. Notice how Waldo walks around aimlessly instead of taking any form of logical route to his destination. This is because The Unknown can not be bond to any rules or logic and is completely unpredictable. The Cave represents how hard it is to find The Unknown in the first place. The Wizard in The Subway who steals your time represents the American legal system that makes it almost impossible for the common man to accomplish anything and wastes your time and money. The Sunglasses...are just sunglasses idk why you need them. The slot machine at The Launch Pad represents how this whole quest to understand the unknown or find Waldo was a gamble If you beat the level the gamble pays off if not well your pursuit was in vain and your back to where you started. If you make it to the end you reach The Moon this represents how in it pursuit of the unknown Humanity will reach new frontiers never thought possible. Overall im impressed at Todd Howard's ability to turn a game about simple children's book into deep philosophical commentary on the quest to understand the mysteries of the world. However that was a simpler time before the big budget Fallouts and Elder Scrolls that require big profit and for the world we live in a game like this would never be able to make the money needed to fund Bethesda's goals. However I like to believe Waldo will one day return but until then I will be wondering Where's Waldo?
This comment is grate
ebin
Didn't read anything you said but! Great I love it!
I love that people like you exist lol.
But how is Waldo?
My god. That final plotline with the CBT wizard and the chainsaw had me on the edge of my seat.
Yeah...RIP Wenda...
I'd like to imagine Todd just pitching the idea "So they go through different levels and Waldo is always getting into shit with the locals... He also gets stuck in a cave. He then takes a ride through a subway with spinning tiles and there is a wizard that shortens his life span. Waldo also dropped his glasses. Then once you get Waldo to the end, you play slots, and if you lose, Waldo dies."
We're taking the Subway to hell, *bois*
Ah yes. I'm gonna be hearing that Waldo walking midi a lot of times
2:40:28 for instant despair
Chat didn't believe me when I brought up Odlaw
Wasn't there an old GPM stream of him discovering the rabbit hole that is the Where's Waldo Wiki?
@@djdexcat Link pls
Yeah, that's the one.
Oh, I remember that guy. Such a crummy cartoon
Just off the top of my head, the waldo series has had odlaw, a fem Waldo, a wizard, and a dog with a waldo outfit
The last level of this game was a slot machine. That is such BS
That is such CBT
And it's there that the damn wizard taunts you even more!
Even in the cave, the hourglass can add or take away a minute and it's purely chance
Almost like its supposed to be hard or something
Ah yes a game for kids that they can't beat. Good game design by Todd Howard.
"Guys, we are not playing Where's Waldo!"
_Always Sunny Theme_
*Joel Plays Where's Waldo For 4 Hours*
_It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia_
It's supposed to be the Always Sunny music and it's "Curb Your Enthusiasm".
@@milesedgeworth132 ah shit. Thanks
I was there when it was live, experiencing Joel slowly losing his sanity because of the CBT Wizard. XD
Shame I wasn't there to see the ending, I had to go to sleep around that time.
I was there, watching horrified as the CBT Wizard teleported behind Joel for 4 hours
i watched this on twitch but i remember at one point joel said "waldo waldo waldo, waldo waldo where u be? i dont like cbt!" and it shouldnt have made me laugh as much as it did
flamingolegs 2:48:39
Fun Fact: The CBT Wizard is actually Todd Howard himself
And the 'time' is actually money you currently have, and when Todd gets to you...
That fact doesn’t seem fun
The real CBT was the Todd we encountered through the whole game :D
And the money draining is him making you buy Skyrim?
The dead silence as the screen reads "Where's Waldo" cracked me up
Hot tip: the secret to good home pizza is 100% a pizza oven. If you cant afford to build one you can buy an indoors one that basically looks like a giant aluminum brick.
It genuinely makes frozen pizzas takeout quality.
Just get a pizza stone and do your own from scratch, it's not hard and it's better than takeout.
I just got done playing Morrowind and it's time for another Bethesda game.
Almost makes you wonder how Bethesda survived to be where they're at right now. Almost...
@@crazyluigi6664 Wheres Waldo is the most stable and glitch free game made by Bethesda
3:02:06 for victory screech
CBT WIZARD
Dont know if someone already commented this but actually Todd Howard didnt even work for Bethesda when this game was released back in 1991. Todd joined bethesda in 1994 and the first time his name was ever mentioned in the credits of a video game was producer and designer of The Terminator: Future Shock, a DOS game released in 1995.
His father worked on it while Todd was in the chess club
Joel: huhu haha look at childrens waldo game I beat in 1 minute
CBT Wizard: Allow me to introduce myself
I M M E D I A T E W A L D O
This just might be the best hardcore friday I've watched yet
41:02 "This is truly an unjust game. Your chances of winning are almost none."
Joel: We have like, 3 more levels and then we're done!
*checks stream length*
Nope.
So in this game you play as Maldo (waldo's green brother)
Waldo is very sick, the timer doesn't measure time, it's waldo's health.
The plot consists about you following waldo to try and pick him up to take him to the hospital, but everytime you find him he escapes.
The cave represents waldo's dark thoughts, he knows he's ill, and he actually wants to end it all, but sometimes thinking about it makes you get a bit of concern, that's why sometimes the clock gives you more health.
The subway is a very hard scene, it's Waldo trying to end his life there, your mission is to pick him up, the wizard is waldo's mental illness trying to stop you from saving him.
The ending of the game even if you win, is waldo finnally dying because of his illness, a very shocking metaphor if you ask me...
I hope I have brought some light on whatever doubts you guys had.
*EDIT:* Almost forgot, the glasses are just a way to express that helping waldo is pointless, you can put the glasses on him to cover the bad thoughts but it's not going to get any better in the end
oh shit
I love when innocent people come into Joel’s stream and ask what cbt is
we got Desert Bus HD in VR, we need Where's Waldo HD with 4K textures
That’s too easy
Theres the books, i guess thats something
each pore 𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓭 and may contain 𝔀𝓪𝓵𝓭𝓸
Can't wait till they introduce the CBT Wizard into the Waldo Cinematic Universe
Majority of this is just Joel VS the CBT Wizard
2:31:53 Joel: Ten more tries then we’re giving up.
Video: *Lasts another hour and a half*
holy fuck his weak little "nej, nej, nej..." is so fucking sad and that clutch is legendary for it. definitely a kino pogger ending, as they say
You know its a good time when Joel starts speaking Swedish.
Where's waldo: A puzzle game with a survival horror minigame in the middle, featuring the gruesome betrayal of a once benevolent mentor, now out for the blood of his former apprentice.
Poor Joel, remember that we love you!
This is actually a really clever game when you think about it. Sure it pulls old dirty tricks like other NES games like crippling substages but simply shuffling each tile for the main levels is pretty smart for replay value.
Get rid of CBT Wizard and the slot machine and you’d have as solid a Waldo game you can get on NES
@@thetntm2 and the timer
@@Thomaas551You can keep the timer, just make it so it doesn't tick down while walking around on the menu.
I can’t believe it’s been years since this stream, it feels like it was just yesterday
48:05 the lore of the CBT Wizard begins.
I love when the CBT Wizard caught Joel at 2:40:30
That cussing sounded so metal, especially at "SHIIIIT!"
Little train: a-
Wizard Whitebeard: *Oh, you're approaching me?*
I remember a review of this game from AGES ago from Disaster Labs (The group that made the Arfenhouse series of games and flash movies from way back in ye olden days of the internet) They had a segment called "Hall of Cheese" where they just did scathing reviews of old videogames with bad mechanics...and one of the few I remembered was of this game, Where's Waldo, where they claimed "If you go to Hell right now, you'll probably be playing this for all eternity, with your eyes and ears propped open, a scalding hot dip in lava every time you lose, and, worst of all, on the 'hard' difficulty"
Long story short I had the most sadistic grin on my face when I entered the stream and saw Joel playing this abomination, completely unaware of the CBT that was to come.
(Also, funnily enough, they never figured out how to reverse the pathways in the subway level and just claimed it was broken and unwinnable, so props to Joel and is MASTER GAMER skills for finding that out)
Wonder what those guys have been up to
Imagine what life is like in the timeline where Joel did actually play Time Lord and stuck to his guns
It's like the timeline where Joel skips over Mario 7 because he thinks that he already played it.
3:03:00 when you ask joel what a horse says
First and last time Joel does an HCF randomizer.
I thought that this was gonna be the HCF that broke him.
This would be a lot less painful to go through if the travel cutscenes weren't there, among other issues with this game.
The titles for the areas look like they're from Kingdom Hearts.
Nah. It'd be a bit better than *_F O R E S T_*
*I'm joking by the way*
𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓽
ᵀʰᵉ *CAVE*
The castle literally looks like Castlevania, too.
I was there. It was intense. It was also funny how Joel thought it was easy but in the end it wasn't thanks to the subway level.
"I geuss we're lucky it's short"
4 hours and 4 minutes left in VOD...
Funny how Joel keeps talking about viper eyes or cobra eyes considering snakes have _infamously abysmal eyesight._
Poor, poor Joel! Props to him, I can't make out the bloody sprites at all.
How he manages to find Waldo so quickly most of the time is uncanny.
@@VolatileViolet Right? He must have eyes like a hawk.
@@LadyBrightcynder Mhm.
Nice profile pic, by the way. Blaze is cool.
I think Waldo might be my dad, for he always goes missing and I have to keep finding him.
MultiplePiercesToDaFace try looking here: m.th-cam.com/channels/FzpLhfgdPPVJ_7YrVO-GSw.html
Maybe he was taken by a bugster too
this is a genius concept for hardcore friday, i hope we see more of it!
Joel in the first twenty minutes: oh this is gonna be easy!
Joel four hours later having a breakdown: "this feels like when I had my first fight in highschool"
Everyone always ask where waldo is but they never ask how waldo is. This is so sad
you almost had it
@@danielhruska9187 God damnit
@@danielhruska9187 Sometimes i think a sentence in my head and i forget to add some of the binding words.
They always ask “Where’s Waldo?”
They never ask “How’s Waldo?”.
I watched this whole thing live. I made a huge mistake cause he spent 4 fucking hours playing it.
Judging from the Words Ticket To The Moon, this is actually the colorized experience of a citizen traveling to Satellite II in 1929.
I remember there being a Where's Waldo cartoon back in the days and I have to show you the plot summary from Wikipedia "Waldo and his dog Woof travel to distant lands, solving mysteries and lending a helping hand wherever they could. With the help of his magic walking stick, Waldo could travel through space and time or travel to far off magical lands" just wow, this has nothing to do with good ol' Waldo and I still don't know why they decided to use THIS PLOT for a Where's Waldo cartoon
Where's Waldo? Well, thanks to his magical dick he can be ANYWHERE he wants, there's no limit for a god