[Vinesauce] Joel - Hardcore Friday: Minesweeper
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 มิ.ย. 2019
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Date streamed: 8 June , 2019
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It's amazing how Joel can accurately describe the rules of the game while not understanding them
That's Joel alright.
That's minesweeper in a nutshell. You'd be impressed how many people don't understand this game.
He somehow forgets diagonals count, glorious.
Yes. First thirteen minutes of this video I'm just ree-ing at my screen so damned hard! XD
Thats how I am with chess
watching joel play minesweeper feels like watching someone struggle with the first question on who wants to be a millionaire
yakuza so true tbh
The best part about this is that Joel ALMOST gets it and then the brain damage kicks in.
Winning minesweeper for the first time feels like you've unlocked the secrets of the universe
I can relate this
honestly yeah
I remember that feeling
How does a man who knows how to play Dwarf Fortress not understand Minesweeper?
I can't understand either one. I'm still looking for the doctor that removed my plutonium battery from my skull during my youth, because I'm draining potatoes like it's nobody's business
@@eckitronix
Big Brain? *Too easy!*
Galaxy Brain? *Too overused!*
Nuclear Brain? _Perfection..._
@@Haispawner Yeah why do you think I've been stupid without mine?
Joel regrets nuking Norway and becomes a bomb disposal expert: the movie
Minesweeper
"In a post-apocalyptic 2019, remorseful former Swedish general Joel Johanssen attempts to make up for his nuclear strikes on Norway and attempts to defuse the world's newest threat--a hidden calculation program risks the entire world with nuclear annihilation, and only Joel can stop it."
Starring: Vargas Skelethor, Chat Member, Danny DeVito
Directors: Vincent Sauce
Producers: PizzaPasta Productions
Polterion Reality Check is looking nice
@@eckitronix good
@@eckitronix
With the starring of Mr. Kill as Pepsi Man
@@eckitronix ".....cOmInG tHiS sUmMeR!!!!!"
I have 11 new gray hairs after watching this
"Minesweeper is not longer a game."
I've never had so much fear in my being
The fact Joel is playing makes it worse
"If you truly become the best, you become the best at something."
- Joel, 2019
Spoken like the best.
Youre a man biologically
Joel: “Ok, this space says 1. That means that there is one bomb in any of the 8 directions adjacent to it”
Also Joel: *1 Tile next to 3 covered tiles* “There is a 1 here so the bomb has to be this middle one!”
I really don’t get how Joel can perfectly explain the rules while completely failing to understand them not even five minutes later.
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I'm actually amazed how much Hoel struggles with the Minesweeper concept.
He takes a while to understand what the numbers mean, then completely forgets about it on the next click.
He should try Picross sometime.
He has unlimitedly outstanding talent in knowing the rules and ignoring everything and idk hes bad he's just so so bad.
*Joel (Or maybe I'm just getting wooshed)
@@a_memer Watch Joe's EA/Mario Maker 2 invitational stream.
Seeing Joel confidently go into Picross and then get horribly demolished by it would be the most amazing thing to experience in an unusually sadistic way. We should give him a 15x20 for starters.
Nice
Watching Joel play this was the most agonizing thing I’ve ever experienced
It's amazingly painful.
For me it was him playing some minecraft on 10th minecraft anniversary
My pick would be the Lego Racers 2 stream, he kept missing the checkpoints
This is the most Joel stream that Joel has ever streamed.
15:00
That is *the* best way to describe minesweeper to anyone unfamiliar with it
Next hardcore Friday Joel should try Sudoku!
Not the worst idea
I literally shouted at the screen screaming "YES!!!!!!!" when he figured out the game is process of elimination, and he still did so many things wrong afterwards.
fun fact, half way through this stream i started playing minesweeper, and i finished it on medium before joel figured out the rules.
Once you win minesweeper once you unlock a secret perk that give you +10 int stat, letting you pass every game you play
Mine must've gotten lost in the mail
Number 2: exists
Joel: Marks 4 bombs around it
This stream: Minesweeper.
Next time: Picross.
Mario Picross for babby joel.
Sudoku for sadistics.
"He's un-learning"
"Sir, we have detected no more than four mines in the area."
"Alright, I have determined that the mines must be located here, here, here, here, here, here and here!"
"But sir, you just marked seven locations on the map..."
""BOOM! Brain power!"
June 8th, my birthday, Vinny played Minecraft and Joel played Minesweeper
Real Minesauce hours
Every time Joel started hyperventilating I did too bc it was getting so intense at certain parts
hey my birthday is June 9th 👏🏻
yo my bday is on June 8th too! happy belated birthdays to us June peeps !!
Happy birthday❤
Literally the number just says how many bombs are in the 8 adjacent squares thats all you need to know 😂
Stinkybeans93 and yet joel forgets every 5 seconds
Local Swedish Man is the winner and chat is the loser.
Kappa
I take all yo money.
*DISAPPEAR*
18:30 This is probably the best response Joel could have made to my comment lmao
Get your mom to twitch minesweeper
Get her to make "MomGaming420".
Not gonna lie, this stream tought me how to play minesweeper. I never knew what the numbers meant.
there's something profusely hilarious about a man that flinches with every click
In case anyone doesn't know the rules:
There are X mines. Whenever a spot says a number it means that in the surronding tiles there are mines equal to that number. The numbers are absolute there are not more or less mines than the numbers. That means there can only be 1 mine next to a row of 1s and the other fields are safe.
Only Joel could make MINESWEEPER sound epic.
When a mine explodes, the game is over.
*There are no continues, my friend.*
This is amazing. I feel like I've experienced the joy of a parent teaching their child how to walk, by proxy of watching this.
This video ain’t painful if you don’t know how to play Minesweeper either 😏👈
loser!!!! only real gamers know how to play minesweeper
Goode job, Joblete. You faced the kappas and swooped those meenis.
(Time: 15 minutes and ~40 seconds)
Also:
Kappa
45 minute stream of Minesweeper. With the apparent goal of ONE victory.
Hoo boy.
I was rooting for you, Uncle Joel!
I, too, have not finished a Minesweeper Game before!
i miss the 2-player versions of minesweeper and solitare that was in msn messenger around 2004
Never clicked so fast. My body is ready
We Kappa'd Joel so hard this week lmao. Maybe we should give him a break next week. haha
Otherwise I fear we'll end up with a sadboi stream. Complete with Coldplay, Good Charlotte, and To the Moon.
*vargBrain:* The stream
36:20 bunker minefield that everyone did at least once in a lifetime
My HP computer came pre-installed with bloatware from WildTangent games...
The era of MineSweeper, Solitaire, and Hearts on PC has ended.
Justice For Mumkey Jones and Count Dankula I have Nostalgia for Wildtangent bloatware games.
FATE was a really cool game, my first Diablo clone
3:37
In case anyone here hasn't ever been in a live stream of Joels, this is the perfect representation of it, I kid you not. You've just read every single chat on all of Joel's streams.
Myraseth Oh god that sounds terrible
Now do Purble Place
QuazzleTheQaz I loved the cake minigame
Ranen Chancelor I just made shitty cakes that looked good.
@@rwiseart2269 I never understood the dressup one though
Máté Antal Neither did I
Rainbowforce5 Ik I’m ultra late but no matter how horrible your cake looked, it still looked really tasty
I actually didn’t understand at all until I watched simpleflips play Minesweeper 64 and then it made complete sense so I understand joels pain but I’m still gonna laugh at him.
If I watch more than a minute I think I'm gonna pass out
It's funny how I keep saying "no" and explaining things at the screen and Joel actually answers
While watching the stream, I opened up minesweeper on beginner level and beat it in 18 seconds.
weird flex but ok
Joel has finally lost all his marbles
jobel playing with the custom games is exactly what I used to do LOL
Never in my life did i think I would sit and watch Joel play minesweeper.
Actually, you can call *DIO* to use *THE WORLD* on the game. If you click on a mine under the effect of the *STAND,* the mine will not explode and you can cover it again!
Sounds more like King Crimson, Goddess.
@@mslabo102s2 *casually forgets how anyone can actually be Dio*
"I don't know what the numbers mean"
*Proceeds to accuarred define what the numbers mean*
Watching Joel play minesweeper made me feel an emotion I've never felt before. Like watching a car crash in Dora.
I feel like I’m watching my grandfather try to figure out email
Hardcore Friday has one of my favorite intros
DUKE NUKEM by MASTER BOOT RECORDS, in case you were curious about the track.
Most intense Hardcore Friday ever.
Childhood traumas have returned to haunt me again
It is so painful, daaaaamn
Painful doesn't come close to describing it
congrats to fluxion on being the worlds 2nd best minesweeper player!
Joel has uploaded two videos,
Doom 2016
And Minesweeper
ENTER TO THIS VIDEO WITH THE FORCE OF 2000 NUKES
Can’t wait to see Joel’s reaction to Doom Eternal’s Roblox OOFs
I saw it live. You won't be disappointed.
So much GRUFF to that man's voice.
In which stream did he react to that?
El Neco the Bethesda conference stream
I don't know if CIA still resorts to torture but if they do, they could put this video to good use.
finally after all those years of promising a minesweeper stream
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joel is better at minesweeper than me, i never knew what the numbers were and clicked everything until i hit bombs
I just did a 9x9 in 26.77 seconds... if only i was as good as Uncle Jobel though...
As someone who still doesnt understand this game, i feel really proud of Joel
It’s upsetting trying to watch joel work through minesweeper, but then i remembered that joel with minesweeper is basically me trying to play picross
Watching joel not understand the simple basics of minesweeper is a real sight to see.
I can relate to Joel so much. There's something about this game that just makes my brain short-circuit.
Joel is freaking amazing at Minesweaper! Well done!
I didn't know how to play Minesweeper until this video.
Memesweeper
As infuriating as it is to see Joel just... utterly fail to fully put into practice his understanding of the rules, it's such a great feeling to see him succeed
Good God its like he's trying to learn spanish by joining a class thats already 3/4 into the school year
I'm proud of you uncle John Bell.
Why did no one told him about left and right click cheese?
What's that?
What?
Wot?
Why didn't you tell me about it?
I watched this stream the other day real fun but the video thumbnail is well funny
Pewdiepie isn't the best swede on the internet.
He can't even sweep mines.
This video and Joel's explanation of the rules inspired me to finally actually try the game. After clearing my first board I feel like I have overcome a deep rooted mental block
Me knowing how play minesweeper: hahaha FOOL
Tbh, the kappas were funnier on the youtube, because it was like he was preempting my laughter
joel is that one guy who said the circle shape goes into the circle while proceeding to jam the square shape into the circle
Thanks Joel, if it wasn't for you I wouldn't have turned back to my childhood villain and defeat it, thank you.
I just watched a Swedish man fail at playing Minesweeper for the better part of an hour at 4PM.
What did I do to deserve such an amazing life?
YES !! good job Joel ! I remember clearing my first board!
this is truly, an epic gamer moment
this is so suspenseful
Seeing that this video exists inspired me to go try out Minesweeper. After a little bit of struggling, I won two games and got really close on a lot of them, and wasted at least two hours total. Now time to see if Joel learns it too!
I see “mine” and “hardcore” and I got really excited
Playing minesweeper with joel on Saturday is best battle royal.
I love this
great first we confuse joel for vinny, now we can't tell joel from jerma with these ramblings
joel made barney's death sound at 10:17
Cant believe I watched 45min of minesweeper and had fun
Any chance we'll get a Solitaire Hardcore Friday later, to round up the rest of the infamous classic windows games?
12:38 "He's unlearning"
With skills like these, Joel should be a gaming journalist
This is *true* hardcore gaming!