Until your there standing arms wide open at the gate and all the elf woman rush passed you. Even the elders are like ouch bro, feel bad for you, here j just go home there’s someone out there for you. They slip a 20 into your pocket and send you on your way
Listener on the run: “I think I’ll be able to escape, I don’t think I caught any elf’s eye.” *Looks back to see the elves’ best huntress charging him at 45 miles an hour.* I saw this script making rounds and was amped to see you did one. 👍
If I were being chased by giant cheeseburgers the hunters would quickly become the hunted...but then, I've been sick and not eating much. There's a good chance I'd kill someone for a regular size cheeseburger, much less a giant one.
I'm getting chased (not by the I.R.S this time, thank god) by a love elf? Is Vel going to be a witch for Halloween, cus she is cooking up a feast right now!
After listening comment: as a sonic fan, I am disgraced to say that the listen, is indeed not a fast...or do elfs have enhanced speed? Vel, please help me out! 😅
This is unrealistic. I wouldn't be running away from a pretty Elf woman, I'd be running towards her! Also, "tiny cute elf with the glasses." It was a surprise to hear a GentleGF reference, but it's a welcome one!
I see the title and you already have my attention with Elf Girl. I read the description and then you have me immediately put this down in my playlist for later! What a unique idea! Thank you Vanilla! ^_^
I don't think I would refuse that offer. Here is your like and comment as payment for the story and to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
I imagine a horde of them in hot pursuit of Anakin as he runs through the forest. Anytime one gets close, he just pushes them into oblivion with the force. I don't imagine he'd be afraid; probably enjoying the thrill of the hunt, even if he's technically the hunted!
So the options are, hope to God your cardio is good enough to run and avoid elves for 24 hours. Or be claimed and cared for by the said elves. My un-fit ass is gonna get caught regardless
Oh no!! I have to marry a hot strong dominant possible yandere elf girl!!!! Well, if I have to......... Loved this!!! This got suprisingly really sweet and wholesome at the end. I wouldn't mind being carried like that..... Also, "they took an arrow to the knee". Love that!! AMAZING performance as always!!!!! She had a very calming and somewhat peaceful voice I felt. Thank you for another PERFECT vid!!!! P.S. I actuelly think this has a "sister" script about that elf girl with glasses she mentioned. I believe she's, supposed to be the shy one while this one is the, well, dominant one.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Really? This is the first connection I notice, and only because it's really obvious considering the canon of his elves. Do you remember which videos of yours had scripts inspired by him? It might be interesting to watch them within this context.
The only one I remember for sure is Eldritch Horror Girl Needs a Friend: th-cam.com/video/5L_r1z67IC4/w-d-xo.html I had no idea when I filled it that the script was inspired by one of his comics! (Which was an interesting experience, since I added a bunch of gags to pad out the audio which made it more unique unintentionally.) I think there are a few others I've done that people have drawn comparisons to his work, but I don't remember which ones off the top of my head.
Let me roll out the welcome wagon first come first serve a once in a life time offer of me for the lucky huntress who is able to get to me first. Very unique idea i cant wait for it
I dont think an elf that shot off two pop culture references back to back really lives in the forest 😆 Mayhaps she snuck into this event to participate in a different kind of speed dating.
Is the mic peaking or does it not have a pop filter? Somehow the frequency of this voice or something resonates somehow that’s funky or echoes or maybe it’s my speakers 🤔💭
Take the ending and replace the elf carrying and pampering the listener with me and COVID Velvet. If COVID or any other sickness tries to get their filty hands on m̶y̶ g̶i̶r̶l̶ everybody’s favorite sweetheart, I might have to get involved yandere style.
I don't speak Elvish; I sell propane. Sorry, ma'am. Jokes aside, looking forward to enjoying after work, as always, Vel! Hope you're feeling much, much better!
I'm doing a ton better than I was last week! I'm still feeling a little gross but it's nice that my brain is no longer at a low simmer. I hope you enjoy the audio! And I hope work is treating you well. 💖
@@VanillaVelvetAudio So glad to hear that, Vel! Hope you'll be back to 100% super soon! Work was fantastic! My favorite little 104-year-old was energetic and smiling at everyone she saw; she really made my day, as did your audio, as always! Crazy that the elf girl is even older than my little patient!
I actually had to make that one from scratch by combining a few SFX! But I'll tell ya what. If you do the leg work to find a better one that's clean of background noise, without reverb, in .wav format, and public domain, I'll use it.
Whenever I hear the word "Mate" in any Audio asmr I always instantly assume you are saying friend... Bruh living in australia does that to you I guess.
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Disclaimer: do not attempt to near fatally wound yourself in a forest, chances of being found by a cute elf are despairingly low.
That's why you have to be sure to "get lost" near the elf villages. Increases your odds. >.>
Low, but never zero
@@VanillaVelvetAudio never back down never what
Until your there standing arms wide open at the gate and all the elf woman rush passed you.
Even the elders are like ouch bro, feel bad for you, here j just go home there’s someone out there for you. They slip a 20 into your pocket and send you on your way
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"I dint want to accidentally hurt you" she says, seconds after firing an arrow near the listener
Oh nooo, I got caught by the cute elf, what can I do... Guess I have no choice other than become a husband...poor me...
Listener on the run: “I think I’ll be able to escape, I don’t think I caught any elf’s eye.”
*Looks back to see the elves’ best huntress charging him at 45 miles an hour.*
I saw this script making rounds and was amped to see you did one. 👍
Ah! I'm glad! I've wanted to get to it for awhile, but chose to wait for an event. I'm glad you liked it!
The thumbnail for this one, I'd like to imagine that she's saying "ₕₑₕₑ...gotcha" and then mixed with that smugness on her face xD
Oh, she's definitely the smug type! You got her pegged exactly right.
I was initially very intrigued by the title when it was announced, and I ended up really enjoying this audio! Excellent work, Velvet!
Awesome, thank you!
Reminds of an audio where the listener jumps into the elf with the glasses trap. Wholesome
That one might be related! There is a companion script to this one with a softer, sweeter elf girl. I admit I only skimmed that one, though. ^^
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I believe you’re right. Plus that script goes into the lore with the humans and the elf’s. I can’t wait to hear it again one day.
Bruh i had a nightmare this exact same situation happened except instead of elf girls it was giant cheeseburgers trying to eat me
If I were being chased by giant cheeseburgers the hunters would quickly become the hunted...but then, I've been sick and not eating much. There's a good chance I'd kill someone for a regular size cheeseburger, much less a giant one.
I'm getting chased (not by the I.R.S this time, thank god) by a love elf? Is Vel going to be a witch for Halloween, cus she is cooking up a feast right now!
Haha, I'm going to be what I am for Halloween almost every year! ...entirely too lazy to dress up.
After listening comment: as a sonic fan, I am disgraced to say that the listen, is indeed not a fast...or do elfs have enhanced speed? Vel, please help me out! 😅
This is unrealistic. I wouldn't be running away from a pretty Elf woman, I'd be running towards her!
Also, "tiny cute elf with the glasses." It was a surprise to hear a GentleGF reference, but it's a welcome one!
Agreed
So i get a overly loving elf wife with maybe starting a family in the future... so why am i running again?
I’m glad you’re back this is gonna be fun
I'm so happy to be back! And I hope you're right. I hope you enjoy it!
I mean if this is what losing feels like... Then I don't wanna win!
Much love from UK Vel!
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What a good sport!
Much love from my side of the pond, as always! 💖
Shot them in the knees? Welp, I guess the village got new guards.
Yeah i was gonna say that may be low level crippling. 😂
Congrats on 3 years of Here For The Boos!
3:33 got me singing rick astley
Never gonna let'chu down
🎶🎵🎷🎵🎶
Thank you for the fantastic story!
Glad you enjoyed it!
This is my life now and I'm ok with it. Wonderful audio
That's the spirit!
And thank you! I'm glad you liked it. ^^
I see the title and you already have my attention with Elf Girl. I read the description and then you have me immediately put this down in my playlist for later! What a unique idea! Thank you Vanilla! ^_^
I agree, it's a cute, unusual plot! Hope you enjoyed it!
High Elves + jacked tomboy = Wood Elves
Wood Elves > High Elves
Tomboy supremacy. 🙌
Thanks for the amazing audio I’m glad you’re back
Thank you! I'm glad to be back. ^^
This was a lot of fun. Definitely enjoyed it. Great job
Awesome! Thank you!
I’m glad that your back Vanilla!
Me too! Thank you so much!
We got like 7 references in a span of less than a minute lol. Absolutely amazing
I don't think I would refuse that offer. Here is your like and comment as payment for the story and to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
That's good. I don't think she'd take no for an answer even if you did!
And thank you! I appreciate that! 💖
It’s nice to see everything back on track, I hope the plague has loosened its grip
I'm still not at a hundred percent, but I'm doing loads better than I was last week! And I am so glad to be back. I hope you enjoy the return!
I imagine a horde of them in hot pursuit of Anakin as he runs through the forest. Anytime one gets close, he just pushes them into oblivion with the force. I don't imagine he'd be afraid; probably enjoying the thrill of the hunt, even if he's technically the hunted!
Ah, the ancient Jedi art of tag!
Oh my gosh i love your take on this one. The voice acting is freaking amazing, The thumbnail is awesome, The script isn't bad. Keep it up ❤️🔪
I'm glad you liked it!
LETS GOO THIS PLUS DUOLINGO HIGH STREAK BABIIIIIYYY
This was really good! Excellent work!
Thank you! Cheers!
Spoiled by a badass strong elf lady ? Sounds like a win to me ❤️
This is where the fun begins. 😊
Impossible to see, the future is.
Her about feeling good a have I
Oh hype. This'll be lovely
I hope you enjoy it!
Elf's Hunger Games!
Worth losing after the arrow to the knee line. Well done. Cheers!
Oh, I had been meaning to give this script a read. Guess I can experience it through your fill instead.
This reminds me of a fanfic or two about this premise. Several extra-species are hunting for a man in a sort of contest.
Don't threaten me with a good time
I'm afraid that's all we've got in stock today!
Being hunted as an elf girl's prey sounds nice and all, until you realize she's a Bosmer and you're in Valenwood.
So the options are, hope to God your cardio is good enough to run and avoid elves for 24 hours. Or be claimed and cared for by the said elves.
My un-fit ass is gonna get caught regardless
Hiding is not a hard art uncomfortable it is but if you careful it's really easy
On this day, neko was corrupted by the oneesan.
Pour one out for the loss of neko innocence.
Although, I guess cats are pretty corrupt already so...
Nice reference to the other version of this story with the nerdy elf gil... ;)
Oh no!!
I have to marry a hot strong dominant possible yandere elf girl!!!!
Well, if I have to.........
Loved this!!! This got suprisingly really sweet and wholesome at the end. I wouldn't mind being carried like that.....
Also, "they took an arrow to the knee". Love that!!
AMAZING performance as always!!!!! She had a very calming and somewhat peaceful voice I felt.
Thank you for another PERFECT vid!!!!
P.S. I actuelly think this has a "sister" script about that elf girl with glasses she mentioned. I believe she's, supposed to be the shy one while this one is the, well, dominant one.
I like where this is going
Brroooooo I don't care this is for Halloween I need her to return please I beg of you
Straight out of the Baalbuddy universe. XD
Haha, it wouldn't be the first time someone wrote a script inspired by Baalbuddy that I ended up covering!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Really? This is the first connection I notice, and only because it's really obvious considering the canon of his elves. Do you remember which videos of yours had scripts inspired by him? It might be interesting to watch them within this context.
The only one I remember for sure is Eldritch Horror Girl Needs a Friend: th-cam.com/video/5L_r1z67IC4/w-d-xo.html
I had no idea when I filled it that the script was inspired by one of his comics! (Which was an interesting experience, since I added a bunch of gags to pad out the audio which made it more unique unintentionally.) I think there are a few others I've done that people have drawn comparisons to his work, but I don't remember which ones off the top of my head.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Thanks.
Let me roll out the welcome wagon first come first serve a once in a life time offer of me for the lucky huntress who is able to get to me first.
Very unique idea i cant wait for it
I hope you enjoy it!
5:26 Hehehe arrow to the knee
Damn, i feel bad for the rest of the elf girls. I hope they can still go on adventures in the future.
I'm not a man, but I do love me some dominant women
They are pretty great!
Ahh, the most dangerous game, but turned into a battle royal.
1:57 General Kenobi.
Something about VV being confident, maybe even a bit cocky... My knees are suddenly weak madam
Part 2 please kisses ♥️
I dont think an elf that shot off two pop culture references back to back really lives in the forest 😆
Mayhaps she snuck into this event to participate in a different kind of speed dating.
Hey Velvet, Are You Well? I Wanted To Say You're Wonderful And You're Doing Amazing Work, Love You❤️💜
I am! Thanks for asking. I hope you're doing just as well!
Is the mic peaking or does it not have a pop filter? Somehow the frequency of this voice or something resonates somehow that’s funky or echoes or maybe it’s my speakers 🤔💭
I’m sorry to hear that! I always use a pop filter and there isn’t any peaking/clipping in the track.
This may be my one exemption to fey and Eldar
Take the ending and replace the elf carrying and pampering the listener with me and COVID Velvet. If COVID or any other sickness tries to get their filty hands on m̶y̶ g̶i̶r̶l̶ everybody’s favorite sweetheart, I might have to get involved yandere style.
Why do I remember you releasing this audio already?
No idea! But I definitely haven’t 😅
I think I've heard this script before but the elf girl was a sub. Now I'm ready to get nabbed 😈
Ha! You're right! There's a companion script with a sweet, shy elf.
1:57 General Kenobi…
I used to be an adventure like you 5:26
Note to self carry a concealed beretta 92 to increase chance of escaping elf forest.
😳😳 8:00 😁😳
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These the games I’m tryna play not hers 😒 Can’t wait to listen tho ❤️
I hope you like it!
Hope you had a good day
Quick question: how does one go about signing up for this contest?
Oh no, what a horrible fate... where do sign?
Right here, on the dotted line, in triplicate. Make sure it's in blood or it's not legally binding!
I don't speak Elvish; I sell propane. Sorry, ma'am.
Jokes aside, looking forward to enjoying after work, as always, Vel! Hope you're feeling much, much better!
I'm doing a ton better than I was last week! I'm still feeling a little gross but it's nice that my brain is no longer at a low simmer.
I hope you enjoy the audio! And I hope work is treating you well. 💖
@@VanillaVelvetAudio So glad to hear that, Vel! Hope you'll be back to 100% super soon!
Work was fantastic! My favorite little 104-year-old was energetic and smiling at everyone she saw; she really made my day, as did your audio, as always! Crazy that the elf girl is even older than my little patient!
Great work, but velvet, find a bloody better arrow to surface sound effect
I actually had to make that one from scratch by combining a few SFX! But I'll tell ya what. If you do the leg work to find a better one that's clean of background noise, without reverb, in .wav format, and public domain, I'll use it.
Well, I mean, as long as there are perks, I'm down for it🥰. How bad could be??
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV Please the second part and the prequel! Please Please Please Please! 😸✨✨✨
Please get part 2
Hmmmm …wheres the nearest elf village 🤔
it's the roundness and acne, that's why the ladies love me 😏
Whenever I hear the word "Mate" in any Audio asmr I always instantly assume you are saying friend... Bruh living in australia does that to you I guess.
Do you what to play a game? 🥄🐦
...dare I ask what a spoon and a bird signify?!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio the bird is being very threatening🥄🐦
I never agreed to this And I still don't agree to it and you're gonna To let me go. Or you're gonna take on a corpse. That is your only options.
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Kisses my love kisses hugs beautiful kisses i love you Very much kisses