Yandere Girl NEEDS to be Your Housewife! (Yandere Audio RP • F4A • Hyper AF • Hopelessly Obsessed)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 14 ธ.ค. 2024
- Okay, hear me out: sure, she's an obsessed yandere stalker who goes through your trash, but she can also cook, clean and cuddle! Eh? Eh? How about it? You in the market for a clingy, perky housewife with the hyper disposition of a border collie and the sticky fingers of a raccoon?
[F4A] [Hyper af] [Sweet] [Adorkable] [Effort to Reform] [Comedy] [Stalking] [L-bombs] [Dependent Speaker] [Emotional] [Willing Listener] [Needy Yandere] [NEET Girl]
Performer: Vanilla Velvet Audio
Script by: Yan-con
SFX/Music: Licensed from Envato elements; freesound.org all under public domain/CC0 licenses
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To quote Johnny Bravo, “Mama warned me about girls like you. I was hoping she was right!”.
Lol
I have a weakness for awkward, dorky women.
The fact that this one is a cute and wholesome yandere is a delightful addition.
Yay! Always good to know awkward, dorky girls are someone's Kryptonite. In like, a good way.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio Ok, but now I'm realizing how funny this would be in the other way. Like, some maniacal villain is wreaking havoc, only for the hero to show up, and slowly unveil an awkward, dorky girl as the villain shields their eyes and slowly collapses to the ground in pain going "dorky... girls...".
@@burnslee1164I'd pay to see that show
"The answer will never be yes."
I'll build your PC!
" Alright, get in. "
I talked it over with Padmé and she has been wanting someone to keep the house clean when we're out of town. But be warned if you try ANYTHING, Padmé will probably make you disappear, so you better be on your best behavior!
Yandere Padmè, now there’s an idea 🤔
👑 THE RETURN OF THE -KING- YOUNGLING SLAYER 👑
Hows darth sideous man? Last time I saw him he was flinging senator pods at yoda. 🗿👍
Wait, does this make V.V. that nurse from the Darth Vader comic?
Anakin where have you been? It's been months since we've seen you!
What a delightful yandere ball of energy.
I'm glad you think so!
"I can't do basic things when it's about me" she just like me frfr!
Mom friend override setting ftw.
"I love you more than my therapist understands" made me laugh, but the line the changed my mind and let you in was "I just want to be useful". Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.
Glad you enjoyed it! And thank you for your continued patronage on this channel! 💖
"Fuck chickens"
As someone with chickens, I concur, they are rather tasty
Yay! Turns out I side with the experts! Or at least one of them.
My favorite part was "It's TRUUUUUUE!"
"I love you more than my therapist understands" made me laugh so hard!
Fuck chickens!
Fuck chickens indeed! Menaces to society, the lot of 'em.
This audio was really sweet. Also they way you delivered "F*ck chickens" made me crack up. Fantastic work as always, Velvet!
Thank you! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ The chicken rant was an adlib; the red murder goggles is one of my favorite random animal facts!
@@VanillaVelvetAudioWait, that's actually real?
To be fair, she is trying really hard to not be as overwhelming as she wants to be, maybe give her a chance. Surely that won't be a bad decision. Now we also need a love raccoon audio and hearing Vanilla say 'F Chickens' made me laugh a lot longer than i thought i would.
When this channel adds *[Hyper AF]* Its no joke. That was 200% alright. I loved it.
On a totally unrelated note I think Ill go rest my ears for a while.
If she were a car, she'd be in high gear...and the gear shift broke off.
I did wonder if she actually could shut up or if that was just a noble intention.@@VanillaVelvetAudio
A housewife? In this economy!? I am never gonna financially recover from this...
With a wife like this, you don't even need money anymore...
'Long time since you've seen ME at least!' Crimety, just like that I'm already laughing. Fantastic as always.
I'm glad you liked it!
As a person who is sort of afraid of and for sure cannot stand chickens, I feel a connection with her
It's good to have common interests!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio fu@* chickens
Was great Velvet, i felt like i was breathing FOR HER, just so she could keep talking.
Hahaha, this IS one of those audios where I cut out most of the breaths. Helps to make it sound extra hyper.
I am legit in love with this charater
Aw. 💖
Ahhh, one of Yan-con's classics. Always good to listen to it again, especially with your lovely voice!
Every Yan-con script is a classic! Truly, a giant among ASMR script writers. I'm always happy to perform one!
6:08 "you're Yandere will make a FINE ADDITION to my collection, young skywalker"
You had me at "murder chickens". Love it! Happy Valentine's!
Happy Valentine's to you too, friend!
so many vel love bombs, I was not prepared for that
Thanks so much for the audio. You did a fantastic job making it sound like this character was barely holding on to their composure. Bravo
Nigga you flexin the stickers 👻🗿👍🏼
I've Heard this script b4 but it's nice listening same thing with diffirent variations
I'm glad to hear that! I think every VA brings something special to each performance.
Ugh, I'm pathetic. I couldn't stop smiling with all the doting and cute little rants. I'm so emotionally starved!!!
That was both adorable and slightly concerning. Like seriously girl, let's take a moment and take some deep breaths.
But if she breathes, how can she tell you how much she loves you?!
@@VanillaVelvetAudio If she doesn't breathe how I am going to say she can come in?
...YOU WIN THIS ROUND.
I mean, if the trade off to losing points in sanity means bonus points in devotion, adoration, and home making skills, that sounds like a win.
No one does the bubbly yandere quite like you.
Another Banger. well done!
“Build a PC-“
SOLD!
A love crazy, Hyperactive, Yandere stalker wants to be my housewife? Sounds too good to be real...
...So do I sign here or?
Right on the dotted line!
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@@VanillaVelvetAudio I need one of those!!!
*Sign the papers of subscribe for a Yandere.*
It was very cute. The chicken rant adlib was really funny.
I'm so glad! Thank you as always, senpai. 💖
I hope you have anime VA deals. And if u don't I hope someone will find you and give you an opportunity cuz damn you're better than like 90 percent of English VA's. You're my first asmr channel and only one. Tried others but your quality is just a different league entirely plus the voice. Oh my... Lord it's soothing...
This character has 200% misfit kitsune energy; nobody can change my mind, and I love it! :3
Just by the title and thumbnail, I know this is gonna be one of my favorite audios❤
I hope so! It's a great classic script and I had a lot of fun with it. ^^
Please make this one a series its great
At least this one’s not trying to torture me. I can appreciate that at least.
On another note, Vel nails the cutesy giggle EXTREMELY well. It’s insane, kinda like this yandere.
"Well, your resumé is impressive and your qualifications are outstanding, but I do have just one question ... HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?!"
"You...opened the door? 🥺" - Her, probably
I can truly appreciate someone who loves their craft and you my dear absolutely love what you do!
oh my very hyper yandere but I don't mind
Nice audio Vanilla and happy valentine's day
Thank you! And happy valentine's to you, too!
When she said she wanted to be good at something i felt that she real af for that
It's true! It's so hard to admit that kind of vulnerability. We all yearn to be good at and good for something; so many people pretend otherwise.
Well she certainly seems able to do it all!
She's perfect!
Much love from UK Vel!
😄💙
Hopefully she actually has housewife skills and isn't just bluffing and planning to Wiki How everything, huh? That would be ha ha ah soooo awkward >.>
Much love from my side of the pond, as always!
Looking at the tag "[Hyper AF]", I have a feeling that VV lost a lot of breaths while recording this audio xD
Your work will be appreciated, as always o7
Accurate! My stamina has been a bit crappier since I had covid a few months ago, so this was a VERY intense performance!
When I come home from work tonight, it will be just the thing
Thank you very much😄
and happy Valentine's Day to all of you
Happy Valentine's Day to you as well! I hope you're excited to come home to a yandere in your house
I hope it hits the spot!
Happy Valentine's! 💖
@@VanillaVelvetAudio it did hit the spot
i was a little bit gloomy when i came home but this rp really brightend my mood again 😄
Thanks my nigga, Btw, W Rizz
This is where the fun begins 🐦
Happy Valentine's Day everyone 💗
Compassion, which I would define as unconditional love, is essential to a Jedi's life. So you might say, that we are encouraged to love.
Happy Valentine's!
Another interesting but amazing video thank you.🙂🧡
And for anyone else who needs it, remember your worth it and deserve happiness.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Thank you so much!
And yes, every human is worthy of love and happiness, just by virtue of being human. Don't ever forget it.
"I love you more than my therapist could ever understand! What a fantastic line. Loved that one. lol
Love your audios a bunch! Thanks a ton Vanilla
Glad you like them! Thank you for being here to hear them!
Amazing as normal ❤ happy vday vel
Aw, thank you!
And happy vday to you, too!
Her : fuck chicken
Me listening to this while making a chicken sandwich
Also her : do you want me to be a muscle moomy
Me : no, i don't want to have a broken pelvis
Just entered into the video, gotta say, this girl must’ve eaten 3 bags of straight sugar each day.
Overall, amazing video.
I'm actually not allowed to have sugar so I've had to switch to cocaine.
(Kidding! Mostly.)
@@VanillaVelvetAudio remind me never to invite to a party, LOL. (Jk, I’m sure you be great at parties)
Okay, the chicken rant made me fall in love with this character and now I'm very concerned we may never get a part II. Or III... Or 4...5...6...28...
She knows my conditions: Bible study, theological research, soteriological and eschatological discussions. Every day.
A tall order, but not for a yandere, I'm sure!
Knows murder-chicken facts, willing to cook and clean and is affectionate? Not seeing a downside! "I know ive got a problem😂."
This is what happens when a yandere falls into the fluffy side of the force. And I love it. ^^
The character reminds me of Stardew and it’s just making me think of stardew
I can kinda see that!
I'll deal with possible boundary issues to be safe from murder chickens. Well done and Happy Valentines Day!
Yk while hearing the fuck chickens part I fell in love😭
Perfectly reasonable!
I absolutely love her energy! She's the only yandere I'd allow into my house. This is also one of the few ASMR videos I've seen where the woman is an absolute bubbly ball of perkiness. Kudos!
Also, I agree, fuck chickens! I cook them twice a week to prevent them from taking over the world! You're welcome humanity!
And I NEED a housewife, seems like we have ourselves a deal.
Happy valentine's day ❤
Well it works out then!
Happy Valentine's! 💖
If I was in that situation and just to say this sarcastically, I would be saying this in my head " there goes my wallet"
Idk if the thumbnail art is you or someone else but that style is adorable
It's a stock artist. I've used this artist a few times, actually!
I see the title and it has my attention. I read the description and my eyes with wide with anticipation. I listen and I can’t stop smiling! This feels like a combination of wholesome, funny, and a slight edge given she’s a Yandere who wants to be a housewife. I’d personally give it a chance, especially if it means I could learn from her in regards to cooking and I could teach her some things in return! A win-win!
I love her
You had me yandere stalker need i say more
It's definitely a great combo, if you're into that sorta thing!
Neko has an offer. Why be a housewife when you can be a mother?
Thank you this was fantastic & fun voice acting!
Glad you enjoyed it!
Been feeling extra lonely as of late, I really needed this, I've heard this script so many times but your rendition of it is perfect, thx Velvet 🥰
Your audios are always fantastic
Glad you like them! I try my best. 💖
You tried to play nice Everybody just took advantage You left your fridge open Somebody just took a sandwich
Funny enough I did know about the chickens with glasses that are cooler than mine. Damn stylish birds..
They are quite snazzy, I agree!
It's an older script but it still checks out :)
Yay! The classics never really die. They just get wait to be reanimated.
Can't decide if I should be flattered or if I should call for help. Perfect!
The human incarnation of adhd
You ain't kiddin'.
Yanderes that are kinda delulu but still a sweet heart is what I adore on yanderes happy V
Then you're in luck! There are a lot of those on this channel.
Happy Valentine's!
I think my love box was broken I just want to say I love you back so much during this
Sounds like it's working perfectly fine to me! Some people really dig the needy hyper girls, and they need love too.
I've been trying to get a house wife to do the chores, Zamasu doesn't clean up after himself.
Oops, I missed the premiere! Sorries! This is a great video though. Happy Valentine's Day!
Velvet you're a very cute drill. Also you sound very proud of your drill sound.
I am! It took way too long to get it right. I kept accidentally purring...
@@VanillaVelvetAudio you're my favorite drill 10/10. Seriously, I love how excited and passionate you are about your videos. You're amazing!
I felt the first doorbell like a pulse from within my skull.
Okay, fine … but stay away from the caffeine … I don’t need a hyper Yandere wife
great character can wait for more audios Velvet
2:29 Uncle Dan moment
Love the energy
How have you not done a Entrapta ASMR? And if you have how have I not found it? I can literally hear bits of her voice in all your vids. You’d be perfect for it.
I haven't done an Entrapta (I shy away from doing things in copyright universes, generally!) but you can hear an eerily similar (wink wink) character over here, if you like! th-cam.com/video/3AfpNUhUEJg/w-d-xo.html
Now this^. This is that GOOD shit
Aw, thank you! I'm glad you think so!
"F*ck chickens"
- Average Dovahkiin
Thanks for this, VV.
My pleasure!
💚💘Doesn't hurt to have an extra hand around the place, plus cuddle buddy hard to say no to that offer. Happy Valentine's day, Velvet💚
So true! And happy (very belated!) Valentine's to you, too!
She's crazy but god I can't help but love her.
...anyone else watched that really unhinged looney tunes show? this feels like lola bunny
Yeah, I caved when she started begging to move in... Really couldn't resist.
A wild chicken is called a "guinea". They're really good!!!!! Way better than farm raised or store bought.
she has strong feelings toward chickens
You wouldn't be able to go through my window since it's boarded up, and my main door is heavily barricaded, so unless you're a ghost, ain't no one getting in.
Also, I said "Jesus Christ" so much throughout this whole video, he replied with "what the fuck do you want?"..
I don't trust that you will be able to respect my boundaries in the slightest. Please come on in.
That comment should be printed on Valentine cards for yanderes, honestly...
Yknow what, at this point, as long as she likes me for me, thats already surpassed expectations.
"Fuck chickens! I'm getting off track enough about the chickens"
Me: "no no I'm actually curious about it now.. have you heard a chicken named Pablo?"
This is the onlt audio ive actuallt cracked up to.. Damn im lonley.
I'm sorry, friend. Loneliness is incredibly tough, but especially on a day like today. But I hope the laugh helped a little! And I hope you find more on this channel to help make you feel a bit better. 💖
my friend tried actually putting me on Tren when he told me to drink a strawberry smoothie (I LOVE STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIES) and i told him no, cause of the way he yelled at me to drink it soo.💀💀💀
This was so fun! Though I think something similar happened on two and a half men... Don't remember how that ended though
I've never seen a single episode and that is a horrifying fact to learn secondhand! Thank you.
"OK!!Ok... But one night only" - Shrek
I normally don’t fall for yanderes, but if that yandere is an awkward ball of dorkiness, I fold like paper!