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  • @Marzia
    @Marzia 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4229

    I'M WATCHING YOU…Who is the creep now?!

  • @xxx-vb9xl
    @xxx-vb9xl 9 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    my draft was "sometimes I ponder if I am truly a giraffe king" WHEN DID I TYPE THAT?

    • @arthymisty
      @arthymisty 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The more important question being, "If so, may I be thy Queen ?"

    • @gudrend1804
      @gudrend1804 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      smooth

  • @MyTiredBones
    @MyTiredBones 10 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    Oh gosh. I decided to look at my drafts. I have only one.
    "Imagine if raindrops were sentient. They'd be aware they're falling until they form puddles, which would basically be piles of bodies." That's a horrific thought.

    • @KickThePj
      @KickThePj  10 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      sentient rain. holy crap. can I borrow that idea?

    • @MyTiredBones
      @MyTiredBones 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      KickThePj Yes you may. :)

    • @lauramae6981
      @lauramae6981 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wow, you blew my mind! Makes the rain seem poetically sad, I love it!

    • @Janne
      @Janne 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love love love this. Brilliant!

    • @lavenderowl5376
      @lavenderowl5376 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What if them falling from the sky is them dying and falling into puddles is them merging with their ancestors- the family pool/gene pool (idk)

  • @rhiannonmoore6556
    @rhiannonmoore6556 10 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    Imagine if your bedroom floor was a trampoline ... Putting jeans on would be less hard

    • @KickThePj
      @KickThePj  10 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      haha, getting dressed on a trampoline, now THAT'S a youtube challenge I would watch.

    • @rhiannonmoore6556
      @rhiannonmoore6556 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      :')

    • @chuckyDLuffy
      @chuckyDLuffy 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      KickThePj
      yesss

    • @graysonboyo7053
      @graysonboyo7053 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Rhiannon Moore agreed

    • @lilyc173
      @lilyc173 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rhiannon Moore or would it be harder??

  • @hayleymorris
    @hayleymorris 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Here is on of my drafted tweets: "What a day, I ate a banana whole and stepped in dog poop, I am so" THEN IT JUST ENDS!? What was I so?!

    • @RootBeerWolfDog
      @RootBeerWolfDog 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      So happy?...

    • @hayleymorris
      @hayleymorris 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      I feel like maybe I was a bit confused!

    • @RootBeerWolfDog
      @RootBeerWolfDog 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Cause I'm confused! Clap along if you feel..." Sorry.

    • @hayleymorris
      @hayleymorris 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Now that song would not have been such a hit! haha

  • @lindsaycruickshank7504
    @lindsaycruickshank7504 9 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    Some draft I found:
    " Why does the chicken *have* to cross the road, to get to the other side?"
    " What color would a chameleon be if it laid down on all the color of the rainbow at once?"
    " Moms not pizza moms mom." what??
    " If pigs could fly I would lose many things."
    " There is no sky. Just empty space, plue you know,,, birds."
    " WHATS ELEVENTEENTH TIMES THIRTEENTH??!!"
    " Can animals have favorite colors?"
    " Camels are so weird. I hate them."

    • @natcatinthehat
      @natcatinthehat 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Beautiful *slow claps*

    • @toad5917
      @toad5917 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow

    • @ccb36
      @ccb36 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh
      Wow
      Those are the best

    • @gudrend1804
      @gudrend1804 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      iloveyou

    • @moonmoon3559
      @moonmoon3559 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      poor camels.

  • @SuperNerdDaniel
    @SuperNerdDaniel 10 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    1:13 Oh, thank goodness. I thought I was the only one who suffered the occasional severe case of the nakeds. I'm not alone.

    • @KickThePj
      @KickThePj  10 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      hahaha! sometimes I get the nakeds in the worst possible scenarios :(

  • @Crysanthe39
    @Crysanthe39 9 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Drafts: "Rose Tyler, I-"
    ....
    I'm really sorry.

    • @nerdymonkeys8674
      @nerdymonkeys8674 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You're so, so sorry.

    • @kylienovak2866
      @kylienovak2866 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you should be sorry ;-;

    • @jennifercarpenter5721
      @jennifercarpenter5721 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is so mean. You should be sorry.

    • @madeline3827
      @madeline3827 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      why

    • @nemointheflesh6902
      @nemointheflesh6902 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No...why do you do this to me...
      If anyone needs me, I'll be in the corner of my room, blubbing like a whovian

  • @MarionHoney
    @MarionHoney 10 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    "Check your reflection in your darkened Macbook screen, shine bright like a diamond." ...

    • @KickThePj
      @KickThePj  10 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      damn, that's poetry, honey. sometimes I lay on my bed at night on my macbook and catch my reflection in the screen, it's probably the worst feeling.

    • @bryanky9392
      @bryanky9392 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KickThePj Bananas have a yellowy skin, but you uave have yellowy teeth, since you need to go to the dentist. Im not referring to you Peej

  • @goddamnitkatie
    @goddamnitkatie 10 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    did you get a stunt double to do that? I think i saw a slightly different hair colour

    • @KickThePj
      @KickThePj  10 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      hahhaa funny you mention that, if you watch verrry closely... you can see I dressed totoro up in my clothes and threw him off the balcony.

    • @beyclark3848
      @beyclark3848 10 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      That was nice of him to take the fall for you.

    • @MsCloudnumber9
      @MsCloudnumber9 10 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      KickThePj I so hope Totoro gave his consent...

    • @RawrMonsterKitty
      @RawrMonsterKitty 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      KickThePj Sacrificial Totoro.

    • @uploadingjess
      @uploadingjess 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      KickThePj He should have brought his umbrella..

  • @HamiizAwesome
    @HamiizAwesome 10 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    the weirdest thing in my twitter drafts is "my mood right now is [funky saxophone]"

  • @Bl00dyvalentin3
    @Bl00dyvalentin3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    It's 4:20am and I am on a Pj rampage

    • @JamesGirl0016
      @JamesGirl0016 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's 4:26am, and I too am rampaging the pj....
      (...what?)

    • @Bl00dyvalentin3
      @Bl00dyvalentin3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Angelina Brooks hahaha. Whenever I am up late, you can count on me being on TH-cam!

    • @JamesGirl0016
      @JamesGirl0016 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      5 days of 5am have led me to work all the way through all Kickthepj and pjthekick videos... and then Sophie's, Louis's and some of Jamie's...

    • @Bl00dyvalentin3
      @Bl00dyvalentin3 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Angelina Brooks haha I have been watching Pewdiepie, and the fantastic foursome!

    • @Bl00dyvalentin3
      @Bl00dyvalentin3 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Angelina Brooks I haven't seen all of pjthekick's videos yet, but I am working on it!

  • @MissLittleMess
    @MissLittleMess 9 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Drafts:" Is mother nature a MILF? "
    .............
    I don't even want to know what was I thinking about

  • @saraeliv
    @saraeliv 10 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    here we go, my drafts:
    "oh look at that its 1am ahahaHahHAHAHA"
    "*clears throat* *smiles shyly* okay here it goes...THIS ONE IS FOR THE BOYS WITH THE BOOMIN SYSTEM TOP DOWN AC WITH THE COOLIN SYSTEM"
    "people sitting next to me making out nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
    "alright but HANDS DOWN THE BEST GLADER NAME IS ZART"
    "never mind i can't leave thats cowardly what kind of a gryffindor am i"
    "THERE ONCE, was, in fact, i assure you, i guarantee, a man........."
    "martin freeman martin freeman martin freeman WHY DID I HAVE TO LIKE MARTIN FREEMAN"

    • @saraeliv
      @saraeliv 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Connie Wright not the kind who leaves during twitter fights!

    • @saraeliv
      @saraeliv 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** YES. Okay, just imagine zart finally remembering his name but he doesn't want to tell anyone because he thinks it's so weird so people don't know his name for like 2 months

    • @cyc.2496
      @cyc.2496 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YASSS Zart is the best Glader name XD
      Also, Martin Freeman is hella cool yo :3

    • @saraeliv
      @saraeliv 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ariel C. glad you agree!

  • @alizcastelli
    @alizcastelli 10 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    i'm a ghost, i'm a pizza, i'm a milkshake. literally how i feel all the time

    • @KickThePj
      @KickThePj  10 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      i know RIGHT?!

    • @alizcastelli
      @alizcastelli 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      KickThePj do you ever also feel spaghetti? you know, like wibbly wobbly

    • @beyclark3848
      @beyclark3848 10 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      All the timey-wimey

  • @velmauv5439
    @velmauv5439 9 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    I feel like pj should play Hugh in the upcoming film "Miss Peregrines home for peculiar children" (I LOVE the books)
    Probably because he looks like what I imagined Hugh when he wares those goggles and he is a good actor.

    • @Sophie8156
      @Sophie8156 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WAIT THERE'S GOING TO BE A FILM?!!! HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS?!

    • @velmauv5439
      @velmauv5439 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I DON'T KNOW HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THAT OH GOD WHAT?!

    • @meghansawyer5725
      @meghansawyer5725 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Velma Uzelac Vedriš LOVE THAT BOOK I TOTALLY AGREE

    • @lilidavis7398
      @lilidavis7398 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Film??????? I loved that book and soooooo agree

    • @velmauv5439
      @velmauv5439 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      OH AND GUYS YOU SHOULD KNOW ONE THING..................(i wish there were bigger caps because if there were i would use it for the following) TIM BURTON'S THE DIRECTOR OF THE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILM, OH GOD I AM SOOOOOO EXITED I LOVE HIM AND THE BOOK, HECK YEAH!!!

  • @birdyinabox
    @birdyinabox 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    PJ is very creative, but remember that there are people all around you that are just as creative! Appreciate the entertainers, but also appreciate those on your own level.

    • @KickThePj
      @KickThePj  10 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      of course, that's important to remember :)

    • @birdyinabox
      @birdyinabox 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      :)

  • @GoodEveening
    @GoodEveening 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It wasn't on twitter but I once found a note on my phone that said "pants are for chumps, put a skirt on your rump!" And I have no recollection of writing it...

  • @Mikap_Green
    @Mikap_Green 9 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    What did Adele cross the road?
    To say hello from the other side

  • @kymmacaleb77
    @kymmacaleb77 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "the first person to get the hiccups must've been really concerned"

    • @menak2910
      @menak2910 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my god I'm crying

    • @kirstenseiler4102
      @kirstenseiler4102 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why wouldn't you post that?!

    • @Nattyzeenha
      @Nattyzeenha 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's genius

  • @TheRyanLamont
    @TheRyanLamont 10 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    You have the quirkiest Twitter in the world tbh.

    • @magh1540
      @magh1540 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You're fucking everywhere

    • @TheRyanLamont
      @TheRyanLamont 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ***** like flowers, I spring up all over the place :)

    • @imj3200
      @imj3200 10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      i declare you COMMENT KING

    • @lilisart
      @lilisart 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      all comment the comment king!

    • @erinmeyers-t9w
      @erinmeyers-t9w 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ALL HAIL HIM!!!

  • @ThePuglover98
    @ThePuglover98 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:34 ish, about the Hugh Grant thing.....its too freaking accurate. you do look like him..but with a nicer smile and less droopy eyes...you're like Hugh Grant 2.0 the improved version

  • @iwuvwu123
    @iwuvwu123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    THATS IT
    PJ IS JUST HUGH GRANT
    A YOUNG
    FRESH
    EXTREMELY FUCKING HOT
    HUGH GRANT

    • @niallthersnodogthere7901
      @niallthersnodogthere7901 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Snufflechops Glitterpoop Literally

    • @charliejudes
      @charliejudes 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

    • @shreeyaacharya
      @shreeyaacharya 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I KNOW RIGHT?! I WANTED SOMEONE TO AGREE WITH ME AAHH

    • @rebeccadeluna3865
      @rebeccadeluna3865 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had to stop watching rom coms with Hugh Grant in them because my mom told me he was arrested back in the 90s for paying for a prostitute (you can look it up and see an old article from an LA news paper).

    • @shreeyaacharya
      @shreeyaacharya 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rebecca De Luna That is just sad. But again, I just look at his acting skills.
      Ugh, celebs, ya know. Messing around with no bounds. It's hard, dealing with fame I guess.

  • @rin8558
    @rin8558 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    WHY DOES PJ NOT HAVE MORE SUBSCRIBERS??!! Honestly, if young girls gyrating their hips to sensual music gets millions of views and subs (no, I'm not talking about the sexy endscreen dance) then why the hell can't PJ? He's a creative genius!

    • @whotf2477
      @whotf2477 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think this comment is great omg

    • @ailin2391
      @ailin2391 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rinverse HA THE SEXY ENDSCREEN DANCE

  • @viccaan
    @viccaan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    My most recent draft says "Nothing like digging a hole when you wanna play dirty" a quote by the almighty James from Team Rocket, well said James, well said.

  • @alexonline2340
    @alexonline2340 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "i have no idea how much deodorant is too much" - my drafts

  • @icraigg
    @icraigg 10 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    i do somthing slightly different... i decide the world doesn't need to know, then i think "tough" and hit send :P

    • @KickThePj
      @KickThePj  10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      damn creggers! I need to do this more.

    • @lullabycube1864
      @lullabycube1864 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      omg i do that too, which is why my page is full of random shizz and i have no drafts : )

    • @icraigg
      @icraigg 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KickThePj What's what happens when you reach level 100 Jedi tweet master (it's a new title) :P

    • @icraigg
      @icraigg 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      LullabyCube i noticed the same thing with mine yesterday! one of my tweets just says "7" ... NO IDEA!

    • @lullabycube1864
      @lullabycube1864 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** omg >_< one of mine is about raindroplets being dead corpses...

  • @davekatdj6528
    @davekatdj6528 9 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Pause at 0:11
    *takes screenshot*

    • @evecardenas3325
      @evecardenas3325 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂 I LAUGHED SO HARD

    • @aquariaaaa
      @aquariaaaa 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @sarayasser2972
      @sarayasser2972 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Undertrash Frisk What is it?

    • @annalavender01
      @annalavender01 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      actually me

    • @kaireese2518
      @kaireese2518 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was expecting some sexy face or something 😂😂😂😂 but no 😂😂😂😂

  • @gracetobin4264
    @gracetobin4264 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "i can promise you i am in highschool, but i cannot promise you that im not half squid."

    • @chickenwalker6458
      @chickenwalker6458 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What? Well, whatever it is, it's my new pickup line.

  • @AlexWilliamsElizabeth
    @AlexWilliamsElizabeth 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You youtubers make me so god damn happy. I just lost my best friend in an argument and I've been really sad recently and you just make me 100% happier! Thank you so much Pj💕

  • @QistinaAmalynMuhammad
    @QistinaAmalynMuhammad 9 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I'm having a pj marathon lol it's 1am now and I have to wake up at 4am help me

  • @MysticMabel
    @MysticMabel 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    PJ should write a book, I know I'd certainly read whatever he has to say

  • @duckswilltakeover
    @duckswilltakeover 10 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "I backflipped into a bees nest...send help

    • @cremeriie
      @cremeriie 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I laughed so hard at that i had to pause like twenty times just to read it.

    • @duckswilltakeover
      @duckswilltakeover 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i consider it my mission to read all those little extras he sneaks into his videos

  • @rachelx557
    @rachelx557 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Currently microwaving lemonade"

  • @Scenedreamer17
    @Scenedreamer17 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I am determined to make a super hero costume for "washing man-chine"

  • @sarahlockard1946
    @sarahlockard1946 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I can imagine you licking that porridge off your face. I found a draft saying 'Trains and pizza should never mix... They'll cause my inner volcano to erupt cheap ice cream'. Wow.

  • @LeonPuplett
    @LeonPuplett 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    'He's so cardboard'. Absolutely no context given.

  • @nerdgirlsforthewin
    @nerdgirlsforthewin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like the little "mini stories" you tell on your Twitter! They make me smile. :)

  • @anniebabbles3779
    @anniebabbles3779 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The lesson to learn here: You should not censor your thoughts, they're hysterical. Really, though, what did the check-out lady say? It's a tragedy this knowledge has been lost to the world.

    • @anniebabbles3779
      @anniebabbles3779 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I, on the other hand, should censor my tweets. I do not have any saved drafts, which means posts like, "I'm pretty sure the mailman and I are best friends," are in the world. This is concerning.

    • @KickThePj
      @KickThePj  10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      we will never know :( I semi-censor my tweets. I start by taking all the "fucks" out and then that often leaves me with a 7 character tweet so I add in some babble about this and that

  • @sarawilson3149
    @sarawilson3149 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Cows say quack." -Sara Wilson drafts 2014

  • @cabbage8798
    @cabbage8798 9 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Draft: "Oh gosh thats a lot of naked elderly women."
    wHY CALEIGH WHY

  • @ambiguousaesthetic4170
    @ambiguousaesthetic4170 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    is it just me, or does PJ look like a young Sherlock?

    • @crazymultifangirl6784
      @crazymultifangirl6784 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah he kinda does but wrong hair and eye colour also nice cat whiskers

    • @ambiguousaesthetic4170
      @ambiguousaesthetic4170 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thank you! Nice username btw :3

    • @almapalma5706
      @almapalma5706 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jesus Christ Himself
      Yes.
      Yes he does.
      I'm 2 years late but I don't care.

    • @gumdrops2085
      @gumdrops2085 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HE ALSO LOOKS LIKE DALLON WEEKES

  • @dylanmcdanger
    @dylanmcdanger 10 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "I really don't like pie but a pie bath sounds like a good time" Was I high when i wrote that?

    • @KickThePj
      @KickThePj  10 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      it's possible. pie is irresistible though, so I totally get where you're coming from

  • @king_ezra8755
    @king_ezra8755 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    IF EVERYTHING TASTES LIKE CHICKEN DOES CHICKEN TASTE LIKE EVERYTHING
    I'm strange

    • @savannahdingus4602
      @savannahdingus4602 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TheLastFangirl oh hi jaden smith tweet

    • @snspi1
      @snspi1 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      When You Run Do The Things Behind You Exist?

    • @irenex9241
      @irenex9241 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I legit thought about this for 30 secs XDD the answer is no (probably) lol

    • @snspi1
      @snspi1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You don't get the reference, do you?

  • @serendipandy4419
    @serendipandy4419 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "*robber comes in*
    "I wasn't eating this man!"

  • @gabrielakrgo127
    @gabrielakrgo127 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I came here to drink milk and kick pj, and I've finished my milk"
    I think I just finished watching a lot of your videos after I watched e it crowd

  • @danibay14
    @danibay14 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Hugh Grant tweet changed how I see your physical self.

  • @StrawburryPandaMC
    @StrawburryPandaMC 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Cat hair is lonely people glitter...

  • @TheBellaBubbles
    @TheBellaBubbles 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Draft: I am scared of failing school and having to work at McDonalds, because I'm scared of falling it a bucket of french fry grease and having my face mutate to look like Ronald McDonald.

  • @aarongaleblake1410
    @aarongaleblake1410 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You are an EXTREMELY creative person and I'm very glad I found your channel in 2012 because you are amazing at your short films and everything else you do... wow that probably sounds so creepy... sorry

  • @iamlaurenhannah
    @iamlaurenhannah 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    My drafts:
    - I'm in Starbucks looking at photos of otters

    • @ellw7830
      @ellw7830 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      10/10 would like

  • @LouOfficialMusic
    @LouOfficialMusic 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm always extremely impressed by the sound quality of PJ's videos. Like HOW

  • @missphoeb
    @missphoeb 10 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    If I was a unicorn would Phan be real?

    • @missphoeb
      @missphoeb 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wth past Phoebe wth

    • @vivienneallen5650
      @vivienneallen5650 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Phoebe Irons I wish you were a unicorn so that phan would be real

    • @missphoeb
      @missphoeb 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So do I

    • @maddycrayola
      @maddycrayola 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You should like... Turn into a unicorn so my otp would be real plz

    • @missphoeb
      @missphoeb 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maybe if everyone wishes it can be real

  • @That_witch6
    @That_witch6 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "If anything is possible, then it is possible for something to be impossible. If something is impossible, then anything isn't possible."

  • @bridgetcoleman1965
    @bridgetcoleman1965 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My favorite drafts are
    1. I eat an apple a day. Doctors fear me.
    2. I seem to have lost my shoe
    And
    3. My head

  • @Ygrequesque
    @Ygrequesque 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm really liking this new vlogging-type videos you've been making lately!

    • @KickThePj
      @KickThePj  10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      thanks! It's kind of filler in between my bigger projects, but it's good fun still :D

  • @WyattYates
    @WyattYates 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Totally going to do a video inspired by this!!!!

    • @WyattYates
      @WyattYates 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      AND I ACTUALLY DID IT wow look at me

  • @jezzyeaaah
    @jezzyeaaah 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    i tweet... a lot.... of weird things... hundreds a day... i see my friends they tweet like nce in two days like that. you, pj, relate to me so much. this is why i love you.

  • @CalAdams732
    @CalAdams732 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Things found in my phone memos:
    -a reminder to check my pants for cheesecake
    -a spew of random number sequences that goes on for 20 lines
    -a check list of random objects
    -"Help I've lost my chains!!"
    -"Look for giant spider..."
    -"Suitcase test"

  • @davidmays2698
    @davidmays2698 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "what if fish can breath oxygen, but just don't want to deal with us??"

  • @andreacumming4727
    @andreacumming4727 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    PJ, would you possibly be able to make a list of some of the songs you use in your videos? Or just a list of songs you enjoy? You have excellent taste in music :)

    • @hedy7911
      @hedy7911 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yess please do! The tiny planet explorers are in desperate need of good music to listen to whilst exploring the reaches of space and befriending monsters!!!

  • @yuka_aia5230
    @yuka_aia5230 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I literally tried to sleep on my chest and my boobs hurt so much I can't sleep...."
    A very awkward draft tbh...

  • @louisnotonfire4243
    @louisnotonfire4243 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    @danisnotonfire the game
    Yep if anyone gets that you r amazing

  • @vagary4665
    @vagary4665 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    After watching this I had a little peek at my notes on my phone and found: "Humour can only work as a coping mechanism for so long. Sooner or later our feelings catch up to us and all of a sudden we can't laugh at our insecurities anymore." I don't remember being that depressing... jesus. Must have been a bad day

  • @bethslater5440
    @bethslater5440 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I just delete my twitter drafts when i realise im saying something stupid...which is most of the time

  • @Miranda-xy9dd
    @Miranda-xy9dd 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your videos. They're the perfect blend of nonsensical, uniquely intelligent (basically strange -in the nicest possible way) and weirdly beautiful. They're perfect.
    (The beautiful bit doesn't really shine through in this video, but the other two hold strong, so we'll just let it slide, eh?)

  • @makenziemcintyre1457
    @makenziemcintyre1457 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    currently having a KickThePj marathon :)

    • @azraz1364
      @azraz1364 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Makenzie McIntyre same

  • @onlyparpar
    @onlyparpar 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really appreciate you as an artist and I think you're the most creative youtuber ever. I absolutely LOVE your work. Keep on being amazing! :)

  • @christownsend8534
    @christownsend8534 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Great video ! If people saw my twitter drafts I would probably be arrested ..

    • @KickThePj
      @KickThePj  10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      that's... worrying. thanks!

  • @jessgodfrey8479
    @jessgodfrey8479 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The only tweet in my drafts is '@gerardway I like your face'
    I hope you feel less creepy now because I feel very creepy now and I'm glad I didn't send that

  • @goblinwizard420
    @goblinwizard420 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I feel like Twitter is that little bird carrying your messages to other people. And if I tweeted some of the things I think, that little bird might explode...

  • @daisytapia7038
    @daisytapia7038 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    It's alright, Mr. PJ, you're not the only one that does this. it happens alot with me. also, i really like your tweets; they always make me smile and i love your random creativity~ ✿♥✿♥✿

  • @ruthpayne9146
    @ruthpayne9146 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What music did you use in this for the background? It's officially one of my favorite songs! Please tell me!
    NVM, figured it out. It's "Sombre, Green" by Birocratic

    • @ruthpayne9146
      @ruthpayne9146 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      At the beginning I mean

    • @MaryLiesStar
      @MaryLiesStar 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ruth P. Thanks ! I've been looking for that

    • @erinriley3912
      @erinriley3912 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Marie Liese same, thanks so much! now what about the other ones...

    • @ruthpayne9146
      @ruthpayne9146 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Marie Liese sure
      lol you sent that comment ages ago XD

    • @MaryLiesStar
      @MaryLiesStar 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ages ... months ... same thing apparently ;)

  • @grilbee
    @grilbee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "i would like to bathe in a sea of pancake texture"
    I JUST FOUND THIS IN MY DRAFTS AND IM HELLA CONFUSED

  • @yeahh267
    @yeahh267 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "D is for delightful." For some reason twitter never allowed me to tweet this, I wouldn't imagine why...

  • @izzyduffy6485
    @izzyduffy6485 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I always feel calm and relaxed watching a Pj video, plus I loved the Creed Bratton reference

  • @TrinityDarling
    @TrinityDarling 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That is some extremely chill music!

  • @johndeehan2769
    @johndeehan2769 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think that you should very much create the short film Mobster Lobster, as I think that it would be unfathomably amazing and simultaneously perplexing!

  • @charlesaslet30
    @charlesaslet30 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lol, one of the tweets I didn't send was 'HELP! I'VE BEEN LOCKED IN A CELLAR AGAINST MY WI' then the guy knocked me out and I don't remember the rest...

  • @SofaLoveseat
    @SofaLoveseat 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    this video will be 3 years old this year and i watched it the day it came out,, what is time why have i been watching pj so long i love him?,??

  • @kialafiction
    @kialafiction 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "In my opinion, John Cena is" and then it just finishes
    wHAT IS JOHN CENA I MUST KNOW

    • @isleeponbedsnotjinstalentt331
      @isleeponbedsnotjinstalentt331 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ciara Maryan this is gonna bug me for the rest of the day I NEED TO KNOW WHAT JOHN CENA IS NOW
      DAMMIT

  • @SonyaRochelle
    @SonyaRochelle 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved the editing in this video - made it all the more funnier.

  • @AWildLexyAppeared
    @AWildLexyAppeared 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One of mine was "It's a double Rainbow Clarence!" I do not know a Clarence, or why I chose that name specifically...
    "What would happen if I went up to one of these squirrels and asked, are you my mother?"
    "I wonder if Icarus realized his poor decision making skills as he fell to his death."
    "The guy sitting in a table across the room from me and I just made eye contact. We must be friends now." Hahaha oh dear what is wrong with me XD

    • @RushatiMukherjee
      @RushatiMukherjee 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I really like the third one xD And I totally agree with the last one- accidental eye contact is so awkward, unless it leads to friendship!

  • @silverjetplane
    @silverjetplane 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    you are beautiful. your film style is unique and also beautiful PJ ♡

  • @KatrinKaskla
    @KatrinKaskla 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think I see Totoro behind you on the right side?! :D Yes, I just discovered your channel, now I see him a lot. But tweets were so crazy, but I like them. Don't hesitate to post strange ones xD

  • @grace_p
    @grace_p 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have a lot of drafts, all filled with unfinished tweets which are really bugging me, enjoyed your video pj, once again:)

  • @hc-jones1009
    @hc-jones1009 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I only have one
    "Kanye West is and always will be the Kanye best"

  • @georgiaisnotawalrus3116
    @georgiaisnotawalrus3116 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    PJ's videos are so beautiful... it's a crime not to watch them in HD

  • @softserve2734
    @softserve2734 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I want to send you a shirt with lightning bolts on it

  • @yabiberekket5847
    @yabiberekket5847 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your videos give me like this happy chill vibe and this time it's not because I'm high. IM KIDDING.

  • @ohshitakimushroom
    @ohshitakimushroom 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "i love listening to music when people are talking to me."

  • @THEMEGiSHOW
    @THEMEGiSHOW 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    you are awesome!!! your creativity is inspiring!!!

  • @taylorcaron2507
    @taylorcaron2507 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Drafts: * Currently sitting on famous peoples Twitters till 6 am*
    Is it just me or when you have 2 bucks you feel like you can buy the world?
    I was making soup and my brother screamed making me fall tripping on a Banana.

  • @xoSarahHolt
    @xoSarahHolt 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Found this one deep in my Twitter draft archives... " I take a major risk every time I go out in public without tissues because I could sneeze at any moment and it could be catastrophic" I think I had a cold when I typed that one out.

  • @Ceallai
    @Ceallai 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love your brain. Love it.

  • @lauraanne1523
    @lauraanne1523 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You actually fascinate me!

  • @selenabazdor
    @selenabazdor 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    his laugh gives me life

  • @phantomsonlylove
    @phantomsonlylove 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    whenever i watch your videos with my best friend we are always struck by the similarity in our friendship and your friendship with Chris...i guess that could count as a tweet I'd write then never post seeing as when i reread it i thought "don't think PJ would need to know this.."

  • @biagallo6816
    @biagallo6816 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    my twitter drafts are like "is he gonna get naked" "i love my english teacher pleas" " maybe if i listen to kanye west i'll become dan" and other weird stuff i couldn't get my myself to finish

  • @youvenevermetmebuthi
    @youvenevermetmebuthi 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    I do almost the same thing! As a kid I used to like to write in journals. The problem is I would start writing in one then stop, and months later start another one. sometimes I look through my entries and think, "Wow, I'm weirder now than I was then."